The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 29, 1914, Page 4

or sonr NORTH WhST raph News joe of the United Preae Associat At Seattle, Wash, Pe Matte: of olty, 85 per mon arrier, elty, 2 ————— Pebliaked Datiy How to Lighten the Liver’s Load : FRENCH professor has proved, at least to his own sat ot are 5 isfaction, that the hours at which most us eat “ » the worst possible Bi} When you get up in the Fong rest and is ready for a > know, is the organ which y © ‘poisoned by the various dopes Swhich man, in his boasted wisdom ye But instead of giving it its biggest work when it is most ) fested and freshest, the chances you eat only a nibble of Dreakfast—a bit of fruit, has had a liver, you you aren't things with himself vur liver and the that and morning y« ay's work sees to it and bugs overloads are perhaps; some denatured cereal with the wholesome husks missing, an egg and a pint or so Tot a fluid called coffee ; ] You reserve its hard work for the middle or end of the Sday, when it has become tired; and then wonder, next morn ling, why you find fur on your tongue The Frenchman tells us that the the huskiest meal is at day's start, Machine is tuning tp for business Eat enough then, he advises, "the day's toil is over | = About 4 p. m. have a light luncheon—say a bowl of | milk with whole wheat bread—~and shortly before you go Ete bed cat a substantial nightcap meal, taking care not to} overdo it If for any Yaway with the luncheon ar "s very lit < take aboard the human time t the when last till the stress to of reason you want to cut out one meal, do t that the Frenchman's logic is If we ate a to logic we could wisely try his But most of us don't; we follow habit. Otherwise | could save our overtaxed livers a lot of unnecessary work. | A REMARKABLE thing about it is that there are so many people ly to cheer over the mere prospect of war. THE MEANEST man has been discovered at last. H a thief of George Graves was pressing his pants so's to have creases tem, when this meanest man attacked him from the rear, render | him unconscious, and then robbed the house. | FRENCH SCIENTIST announces bath in paraffine wax at 130 de | as a sure cure for rheumatism. Who has the bulge on paraffine| i? Why, your little old uncle Rock | ° Lafe Hamilton Must Go [7 E HAVE temporized with Lafe Hamilton long enough. He's got to go. Whether he or Upper succeeds in getting a new trial, ether or not he succeeds in wresting that $3,000 from the| lic funds for his old machine, the recent trial has demon- ted that Hamilton has absolutely no conception of decent service. A man in public office should, like Caesar's wife, be suspicion. / What is Hamilton’s attitude? Hamilton's creed is, “Do anything you can as long as are not foolhardy enough to iberately step beyond boundaries of the law. Sell your own machine to the ity, but don’t be foolish enn to make an out and out Get a friend and sell it first to him. Then let him it to the county.” Looking at the particular deal involved in the prevent at the courthouse as generously as possible, one can ly wonder how Fate persists in casting suspicion upon +c of Hamilton’s deals. —_—_—__—— AT LEAST R. J. Mcintyre has the satisfaction of being in some other than the county hospital. AFTER TWO years of skillful dodging of metropolitan police and by remaining “Within the Law,” Margaret iilington was in little old Aberdeen, Wash., yesterday, for breaking the epeed p No wonder it peeved her. WRITING OF the “unemployed,” Chet Rowell, who wants to repre- California in the United States senate, says: “A few of them may criminals, and many of them are doubtiess confirmed vagabonds.” that’s the way Chet might look on common folks, from the senate. MEANWHILE, GRANDPA PORFIRIO DIAZ le having @ scrap with Paris |andiord over repairs to the wallpaper. __ MAMILTON MAY get a new trial, but the Upper machine will re- as old as ever. ‘ ELEVEN BATTLESHIPS and 15,000 sailors sent to make Huerta the flag weren't doing much, anyway, and so there should be it Kicking because President Wilson didn’t send Willie Hearst down Ia a row boat to make ‘em salute. CHEESE SALE 3 Days—Thursday, Friday and Saturday FINEST NEW CHEESE, 20c Lb. Best Old New York Cheese, Sharp, 27cLb. 4 Cans Milk, 25c, With $1 Purchase FREE—Big dish ice Cream, with every $1.00 purchase. Guaranteed fresh, iocal Ranch Eggs, 24¢ doz. NEW BUTTER STORE—PURE FOOD SHOP 1511 Pike Place THOUGEN SIE SHOE REPAIR MAN LBANY PAiInLteS> '(0Q0800e8c8 | |"MAMMA, MAY Cheap Dental Work |‘ avestions Expensive = & vast difference between Dental work and getting Dental work cheap. We do not pete with cheap Dentists, nor ine Ds erafters w ithout plates sell you cheap wk under another name. THE BEST 18 THE CHE, c We make the best Gold Crowns in world for $4; the best Porcelain nd $12; Silver Fills, 0c; hetle or Gold fillings, $1.00 up. Our name ove is & guarantee | t rk will be of the bi ui exactly what ye ir friends about us ALBANY CUT RATE DENTISTS Second Floor Posie’ | Building Pike ‘Take Kievator or Walk Up | the foot of the class | you put your left hand in the “CERTAINLY, DIAN, THAT'S Gwar Vm idee ANA TO Tew BOM Now anD THEN?’ A g70ren ee CHOD AORMVE Ay M86 Wu ~ o Foon mouse * Mow Bo Fou (xe Ary Aiur PASE ~PORR Ft ~ ‘ " “You stay home and mind the children tonight, Joshua. I'm go- ing to the whist club.” “Can I have a few of the boys | in for a game of poker?” a ness, no! The idea of you setting an example to the children, playing cards!" . . Stumped “Children,” said the teacher to his pupils, “you should be able to do anything equally well with either hand. With a little prac. : S LAUGH DEPARTMENT|| SpiNNING’S CASH PRICES NoTICeED THAT YOUR WIFS DOMINCERS OVER You, THAT | | NR. TRUE, I'VE OFTEN CONDITION WOULDN'T EXIST (Ff YOU WOULD ONLY ASSERT YOURSELT, WOKS OF THIS HAND YOU DIDN'T SHUPPLE THE CARDS VERY MUCH, cers ELEVEN, AND MAKE IT SPADES/ A GIMME A CIGARET, OLD MAN, B, > Wer, — I ee see VU BID Coy Ponto, the Purp WHAT's THAT Dia THING? \T MUST BE ONE OF THOSE DOGGONE’ * SPITZ” GorTLEs, The Star office wae swamped again today with letters in the wet. and dry contest. if present in determine the winner from The subject of the contest which will come before the vote $5 Ie given each week for the best et’ Contestants are urged to confine their letters to possible. tions hold, the judges will have to al thousand letters Saturday after state-wide prohibition, a question the Novemb: jection. A prize of i from from a “dry.” is few words as Extracts from a few of the best letters follow; DRY J e “ “The just basie of law is the test good to the greatest num- rt, A law abolishing the liquor traffic would be a blessing to al especially to those who use it, an the ones dependent on them.” W. A. AUTTELL, FRIDAY HAR W. A. MOUTTELL, FRIDAY HARBOR. eee “Lat us repeal laws against burg lary and murder because they do not prohibit. Let ue not enact pro hibitary Mquor laws BECAUSE THEY DO NOT PROHIBIT.” Cc, NICHOLS, | LA SALLE HOTEL. ee | “Lam a probibitionist because the liquor traffic is fattening at the lexpense of manhood, womanhood, state and nation. Because anoth- er too often gets the pay check in “Prohibition will drive eriminais | from the state. The jails will be jless crowded and fewer policemen | will be needed, thereby lessening the taxes.” D. H,. LEARN. ee “I gay we ought to have a law to abolish the breeder of crime and viee, the ‘icenses and so-called re- fpectable ‘booze joint,’ which is the |cause of 85 per cent of crime to- day.” WM. DAVIS, 3919 HIGH ST. EVER HOPE Hen’ tice you will find it Just as easy | | to do anything with one hand as it fs with the other.” “Is it?” inquired the urehin at “Let's see right-hand pocket of your trous- ors.” eee Tommy Told “Thomas,” said the mother se- verely, “some one has taken a big piece of ginger cake out of the pantry.” Tommy blushed guiltily. “Oh, Thomas!” she exclaimed. “I didn't think it was in you!” “It ain't all,” replied Tommy. “Part of it’s in Elsie.” » DIANA DILLPICKLES IN € FOR— YOU 4 LITTLE wise “WELL, MAMMA, WaaT Ve WHETHGR I WAS A Visitor—You look very much like your mother, only her hair ie golden and yours is dark brown. Mary Jane—Yeu'm, but hers was just like mine till last year, #0 probly mine will change, too, HERE'S SCN WONDERING EVUGENIC Basy! | elety, V6 BEEN WONDERING— 07 }« ~-— eres “Prohibition is contrary to the tn- spired word of God, which all Chris- tans are claiming to be trying to follow. Col 11:1! ‘let no man therefore judge you tn meat, or in drink, or In respect of a holy day, or of t ew moon, or of the Sab- bath days.” HENRY J. FLESCHANE: okt EVERETT. “Prohibition will not prohfbit, but will create blind pigs and lawiess- ness of every sort, and, furthermore, will throw thousands of men out of work.” Cc, 8. LUVEN, * SEATTLE, eee “The failure of prohibition to re- duce liquor drinking or to promote temperance is sufficient to pro that the prohibitary system is ¢ wrong method of dealing with the liquor problem. M. L. GORDON, 1224 ALKI AV. cee “How does it benefit a com munity to close the law-reguiated saloon and substitute the blind pig, fake drug store and legeer?” JOHN TAAFFE, 214 First Av, eee “Banish liquor and man will find, at greater cost, something In- finitely worse.” R. H. DORMEYER, Seattle. eee “In @ statement made recently the Methodist Temperance so- anms, after 35 years of prohibition, expends annually in excens of $5,000,000 for liquor pur chased without the state.” HENRY E. SCHMIDT, 536 32nd Av. 8. 0S A ROUGH GUY by PORTLAND, Ore., April 29.—PFor refusing to heed Gov. Oswald West's demand that he cease swear. jing. in the presence of women, an} unidentified man who was using} vigorous language when his aut mobile refused to crank, wa: beaten up by West. DANCING HIPPODROME 10-plece Dancing Taught by Competent Teachers, FEMININE MANAGEMENT wer 1] He—What did the gardener do with the ns after he raked it off the lawn? She—Oh, I told the combings . him to save . Stinging the Stinger Jack bad just been stung by « nettle. “Mother,” he asked, thought- fully, “if a bee settled on a net- tle, would the bee sting the net- tle or would the nettle sting the bee?” eee Quite Proper A very affectionate Mr. Went up to a girl and he kr A cop standing by my, He cxplained, “this {ts only my er.” Offer you excursion rates on staple merehan ise. You will op, look and Masten to our cash prices before buying hard ware. ‘Tube $1.95 MMe 10¢ trie Gar. 28x2%-in, Butt Wad Motorcyele Inner 66e Hair Brush Handy Rubber Bands $5.00 25-foot den Howe $4.65 $10.00 50-foot length corrugated Wlectric Gar den Hose 100 Paper Napkins box length corrugated Hl T or Y Connections for Generator Tubing Three for Junior Baseball ve 40c 2in. Rubberset Paint or Varnia} 306 We size 2 ) Rubberset Briv aving 59e 60c 2%-in, Rubberset Paint or Varnish Brush 10¢ 15-in blade, 10-In wheel Brust Great American Lawn Mower No. weed in. Same 2%x%-4in ush 24 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. STOR BUTTER VICTOR IN FOOD TESTS of Chicago, announces that cliff} NEW YORK, April 29.—Butter fs dwellers of 100,000 years ago were| from 20 to 30 per cent more nour- |complied to fight cockroaches four) ishing than oleomargarine, accord- | feet in length ing to Professor 0. C. Bowes, in charge of the Department of Anti- | DOCTOR WRITES HOW jmal Husbandry of the Columbia | TO LIVE AND THEN DIES. | university. ’ t N. J. April 29—Dr. GRU ES SRRA IY. 857 t, a homeopathic physl- ’ ad of scarlet fever in his| HE’S IRISH, TOO. | CHICAGO.—“Too much Sullivan,” said Judge Sullivan, when Pat Sul- livan, arrested by Policeman Mike *| Sullivan, was arraigned for doing « | beauty sleep in the gutter. “Two dollars fine!” SPINNING’S CASH |OH, WHAT DID THE | CHAMBERMAID DO? MILWAUKE Win, April 29 The last work he did was to pre- |pare a lecture on “Scientific Meth ods for the Prolongation of Lif which he was to deliver in the Orange Y. M. C. A The Store That Gives The Value Is the store in which to | clothes. Thousands of used to pay cash are bu; ON CREDIT, Because cash prices and can pay Ww like and don’t have to wait they get cash. BRADBURY System Clothes as $20. Would have pinched him. “Oh, | Unseen in its approach, hard to detect in its early stages, and crue! ly painful in ite later forma, uri: fatal. Bright's disease is one of the fina stages of uric acid poisoning. 1 kills in our country e year mor men and women than any other ail mént except two—-consumption anc Pneumonia, Bright's disease an: urle acid poisoning usually start ir fome kidney weakness that woul pot be hard to cure if discovered early, so it is well to know thc early signs of kidney disease anc uric poisoning. When uric acid ts formed too fast and the kidneys are weakened by # by overwork, or by the acid collects the blood gets impure and heavy there is headache, dizziness, heart! palpitation, and a dull, heavy-head- ed, drowsy feeling,ewith disturb. ances of the urine. Real torture begins when the uric acid forms into gravel or stone tr the kidneys, or crystallizes into Jagged bits in the muscles, joints Uric Acid Is Slow Poison or on the nerve tubings. Then fol- low the Be warned by bachache, by sedi- sjment in the kidney secretions, by painful, scant or too frequent pase- Cure the weakened kidneys. Doan’s Kidney Pills—a medi- cine made just for weak kidneys, that has been proved good in years use, in thousands of casee—the one remedy that is recommended by people you know. SEATTLE PROOF Mrs. M. EB. Revelle, 4311 Brook- lyn av., Seattle, Wash., says: “For long time I was troubled by rheu- tic pains in my limbs. My back was lame and ached all the time. I didn’t rest well at night. , . e0 much about Doan's Klaney Pita, I tried them, and they brought me great relief.” “1 don’t know what ails me.” “When ‘Your Back is Lame—Remember the‘Name” _ DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS Sold by eft Dealers, . “BuT WHATS THERS TO WAIL ABOUT, MAMMA, T JUST ASKED You IP IT WAS 4 €uGenic BABY. Price 50 cents, Foster-Mitburn Co.. Buffalo, N.Y. Proprietors: "CERTAINLY NOT — NOTHING OF THEKIND! THE DOCTOR SAID YOU WAS THE FINEST CHILD NE SvER SAW!’