The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 23, 1914, Page 4

MEMBER OF scrirrs “NORTHWEST LRAGUD OF Nmwsra Press Aasoctatton, , Postoffice aa Second-Class Matter, 2 your $8.28. ~ . pe mon. m. oY to six mos; nlx mos, $1.80 rrier, ¢ © & month Guilty! UILTY. That's the jury’s verdict against Lafe Hamilton, county commissioner © stretching of technicalities by law or by Hamilton’s apologists, who are mostly on the County payroll, can alter the fact that Hamilton, private citi Ben, sold to Lafe Hamilton, county commissioner, Lafe Ham fiton’s old discarded automobile, to be used as a county ambulance. The verdict of the jury was that “Hamilton was directly land indirectly beneficially interested” in the deal by which the county was to pay $3,000 for that Hamilton-Upper auto imobile, which needed repairs on the very first day it was ac Gepted by the county through Hamilton and Knudsen Technically, Hamilton and Knudsen probably went through all the customary legal procedure in the purchase of Phe machine.. Technically, it may also be that Upper held the title of ownership in the machine © But when the jury was asked to state, by a written Swer to a written question, whether Hamilton was privately interested, it answered that he was If the jury was prejudiced at all, it could only be in Hamilton’s favor, for every man and woman who had hs ied the Hamilton recall was declared ineligible, and only ) those who had not signed the recall were selected to sit on ‘that jury. And now what? Will Hamilton be allowed by King county to squander im the same old way thousands and thousands more dollars? Will Hamilton be permitted to hand out that fat con- tract for building the courthouse? a — have the spending of the $3,000,000 on iar's KING COUNTY GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? an preju WE NOTICE an article in a morning paper stating, with much hur. that O. C. Moore, Senator Poindexter’s law partner, has deserted *) | oa berali law part i too, that he Is the fellow who called an amalgamation mosting | two or three weeks ago. Nobody came except Moore. Salute and Return HY WOULDN'T that salute and return-salute business be a fine custom in respect of all differences? You are, for instance, walking down the street dressed i our best, when a stranger approaches and throws his} id of tobacco into your shirt bosom. _ The custom is, hiaever it looks possible, to seize upon) stranger, roll him in the gutter and rub his features} B the street sweepings, thoroughly and conscientiously Crowds assemble, the police come, and the important iness of a whole street is suspended. Later comes trial ourt, maybe fine, maybe imprisonment, at any rate a long, cal process of securing satisfaction and you've made a ly enemy for life without at all laundering your shirt! ___ Now let us observe results under the Huerta-Uncle Sam tom. Immediately upon receiving the aforesaid quid from a gutter and rub him into the aforesaid accumulations of le residue of the street traffic unless he takes off his hat} Being peaceably inclined, or being smaller, weaker and) rved than you, said stranger doffs his hat, then you his salute and the whole distressful affair is at an end. 9 hard feelings, no lasting enmity in either party. How! of our differences that now destroy our poise and com-| ce might we not a salute? We other and unslapped cheek to the brother who has smit- Bie not try the salute and return salute? ‘To be sure in martial instances it may cost us something , but after all the best possible use for powder eer Sap <neausane ask Gov. Glynn to veto the bill legalizing Chris- In New York state, because “alleged healers” would practice , Might ogg veto heaven, because some dreadful sinners might some get in. WHAT'LL YOU christen that new Sulzer “American party” of New Looks some moosey. How would me Old Bill” party do? TENNESSEE REPUBLICANS indorse national prohibition. Guess y going to be an issue, even if not mentioned in the Baltimore plat- SET STOMACH, COSTIVE, BILIOUS, CASCARETS TONIGHT—DIME A BOX ‘That awful sourness, belching of |indigestion—it'’s bi! and foul gases; that pain in ee en Try Ca | sweeten the stomach, remove the pit ofthe stomach, the heart sour, fermenting food and foul Nervousness, nausea, bloating | cases; take bile from the liver and eating, feeling of fullness, diz-| carry off the constipated waste mat- and sick headache, mean|ter from the bowels Then your stomach is sour—your liver is| stomach trouble fs ended. A Cas- your bowels constipated. It|caret tonight straightens you out your stomach’s fault—it isn't usness and carets; they ta by morning. tater s ASCARETS WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP. N PAINLE you threaten to take the latter into the afore-| ¢ stranger goes his way with respect and charity for you! Pompey remove by this custom of| ave so miserably failed in turning) yOu MM OIND TmeERE F —_ = wer UNDER 7) RIDING $0 THE Doe Goue WAS WoT GET wet a me | Any truthful girl will tell you that she would rather be a rich man's widow than a poor man’s wife. eee This Meddling World Willie—What's sociology, dad? Crabshaw—After you have worked and earned a dollar, my boy, sociology tells you how you shall epend it, ° o a. ———————@ University “gets organ, so stu- dents can stady sound. J. F. McCarthy, after recovering stolen auto, nabbed by cop on de scription sent out. Seattle Spanish war veterans of- fer to fight. Mr. and Mrs. J. C, Allen leave for Glasgow, Scotland. Mrs. Lydia Root McKercher, de- partment president, D. G. A. R, Washington and Alaska, organizes Kate Brownfe Sherwood Tent In Bellingham. O.-W. line sende seed corn to Eastern Washington farmers. Bankruptcy flied by J. H. Rose, 2403 Broadway Dr. Luther Littie addresses Y. Ww. A. vesper service y. w ington Payroll, offi or gan of Home Consumers’ league, —~|off press Saturday. Mohawk Tribe, No. 90, Improved Order of Red Men, offers to surren- der charter and enlist as body tn U.S. army. Follies club arrangin moonlight informal at Fortuna for Friday night, May 29. Boats leave Madison 8:15 and Legehi 8:30. University cadets heid in readl- ness as volunteers, Locomotime Firemen and En- ginemen dance tonight at Eagles’ hall. Births, 13; deaths, 5. “Boo” Bryant nominated p dent Associated Students, U. Divorce sought by five. Burglars caught at work at home of J. F. Kane, 248 16th, but make getaway, Drama _ teague summer branch will be formed at Seattle Fine Arts #o- ciety tonight to celebrate Shakes- peare’s birth. Physicians danced at Broadway hall V nesday night. Stevens Parent-Teacher associa- ) DIANA DILLPICKLES IN 340 sponse "WHAT ARE YOu TICKLED over, PA DILPicKLest WHAT ARE You LOUGHING FoR? ‘There th « vast difference between heap Dental work and getting with cheap Dentist Dental grafters ler another name. BEST 16 THE CHEAPEST monks the best Gold Crowns in| he best Porcelain | name above in a your work will be o Sa te you exactly what wafer 9 cost by free examin: re to pleare you «Gar prices to eult you. Ask your friends about us, a ALBANY CUT RATE DENTISTS Becond Floor People’s Bank Build econd and Pike ve oe ‘Take Kievator or Walk Up. « the * HAW= Haws HAW, THAT Fewow CHes. nutTe's IN THERE CALLINGON- DIANA. HE'S THE He ist! | Te SEATTLE STAR'S LAUGH DEPARTMENT A geuranx FReM a o~ I JUST CANNNOT LAUGH AT CHES. NUTTE. a's ABOUT AS FUNNY AS KILLINGEST Cur-up| A CRUTCH, 1914, THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL 23 IRRESISTIBLE LURE Spinning’s Cash Prices —_ -, | OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ‘TO THE DULCET, “MELLow BTRAING OF THE WEDDING MARCH, THE SMILING Se tase ine, BLUSHING BRIDE DOWN Deliver the “knock-out punch” to the arch TH e~' WN AISLE TO THE OS30M- spec Cost of vin ac EMBOWGRED ALTAR, A enrek & pai spe sang ane High t of Living,” in so far EXQUISITE BEAUTY AND PERFUME, AND —~ its Mecgemnteovepigake 13-inch cocobola handle Pot Fork Ventilated Rubber Goggle Speedy Stitcher Sewing Awl. Spool Thread for Awl. Skein Thread for Awl.. No, 321—8 steel bars, steel knockers, wire enaok: Carey -Gosih 4; cis sidecscendenakes 15¢ No. 319—6 rolled steel bars, steel shank and “You remind me of a Lorelel, e 4 2 able e Cor BPP i ao ae steel knoc kers, malleable Mane mb... 23¢ “How so?” No. 7—Ideal leather handle steel Curry Comb “Your beauty attracts young MMM 0 No LMG (a 8 eee . 29¢ " our rocks,” men to ares 2% inch brass electric lamp shade Holder...9¢ e ° 50c No, 202 Rubberset Shaving Brush....44¢ He Certainly Do | Two negro men came up | to the outskirts of a crowd © a candidate was mak- mpaign. speech. After Metening to the speech for about 10 minutes one | turned to bis compan: | SPINNING'S CASH STORE 1415-1417 Fourth Avenue. am dat man, > i don't now what his | name aim,” Sambo replied, “but he certainly do recon | ready to quit jobs and enlist. ASKS VOLUNTEERS men’ hisself moa’ highly.” Bille Introduced in congress to WOU RRs . > curtail franking abuses. WASHINGTON, D. C., April 22, eee Republican state convention opens —Gen. H. Ogden Lake, commander of the Army and Navy Union, an organization of trained and dis- ciplined men, honorably discharged from the United States army and navy, has issued li for volun- teers for service Mexico. in Indianapolis. Caruso sued by Mildred Moffert for $100,000 at New York for al- leged breach of promise. New York will ship powdered milk to Normandy Always Around “Just before I went away I asked her if I couldn't give her some little token to remind her of me.” What did she suggest? “A belt.” in ee Striker insults flag in New York. ORGANIZE ALUMNI Borrowed Trouble Sailor acks him. Small riot. CENTRALIA, April 23.—Plans “Milggina is a terrible man to querer 1s over American|are being made by J. M. Layhue, su- hunt trouble WHISKERS! BAH! FRENCHMEN, MORE BAHS! 5 perintendent | of | the | Centralia ‘arine insurance rates jump on account of war. and two women lose lives In Iphia fire. Germany will send no warships to Mexico, schools, for the organization of an alumni association here. Letters are being addressed to the feveral hundred persons eligible to attend a meeting to be called in the near fu- ture for the purpose. WHAT VALUES YOU GET “What is worrying him now? “He ts worrying about the tn- come tax he will have to pay if he ever gets an income big enough to be taxed.” WHO WANTS TO EXPLORE WHISKER FIELD? ee Modified The week after her father bought an automobile, Julia, aged five, sald ber prayer like this: “Porgive us our trespasees an wo forgive thosg who try to pass us! JOSH WISE SAYS: — Me 3 “Miss Pandora Zwieback te } takin’ a course of beauty | treatment. Just at present | e ine: ” } homely 00 a Con | : PARIS — JUNGLE OF WHISKERS necticut clock.” Here's a slap on the wrist for you. “Parisians are horrid, silly, e . —-—onwwwwmewn@ YOu, Alfonse, dear, and there's simpering, plain, dotty,” she says ‘dt Ne lad something coming to you, too, “And the whiskers! Well, the Wifely Polse Gaston. The American girl hamane society of Paris ought to r ) “Oh, Luella! There's a man doesn't like your whiskers; she get busy with razors—it’s a crime just fallen off the municipal doewn't like Parisians, any to let them go. To walk on Bots pier, and I think it's your hus bat the be-whiskered, fuszy-fa Boulogne fs like walking a Bra- band!" kind are just too horrid. So tilian ungle—bushy jwhiskers, “Well, dear, don't get excited; there It's Miss Alice Brewer, zilian jungle—bushy whiskers, we'll soon know. If he doesn't chummiest friend of Lady Decies, whiskers to right of you, whis- come up, it's probably Jim—he who raps your knuckles—that is kere to left of you, and not a = can't awim, you know.” to say, pulls your whiskers for clean face in all Paris.” @ e It is difficult to understand how such remarkably fine Suits and Coats can be produced to sell at Popular Prices. tion entertainment, Prospect et gregational church Friday. sioners to represent Seattle at A. J. Earting, president Chicago, | Presbytertansgeneral assembly Chi- Milwaukee and St. Paul; P. D. | °Ag? a 14. Rockefeller and D. A. Geedes, ai + G, A. swimming tank will rectors, here on inspection tour, mmsone of nag Foe oon waaay ton tote ats Pinched 82 times ttmberman who died in New York, nd mee, jarrives here for burial Saturday. ducting revival services at Salve-| Councliman Goddard mayor Wed- tion Army. jnesday, when Mayor Gill and seven Sound steamer Suquamieh | counciimen inepect sanitariam site. launched toda: Mad dog captured on university Seattic Preabytery picke commis-| Norwegian-Danish Baptist church will be celebrated Sunday. Organize Alpha Delta. Sigma, na- tional advertising fraternity, at unt- versity next week. J. M. E. Atkinson, treasurer, dead. The secret is in immense organization, economy of methods and narrow margins of profit. former city ‘est orders “Third Oregon Infantry to recrutt to full strength. W. E. Daniels, relative of secre- tary, wires for permission to or- ganize Texas cavalry, Americans employed in Canada TO SAVE EYES) Is the Object of This Free | Prescription—Try It if Your Eyes Give You Trouble. Tilikums arrange to take movies | campus. of Seattle for Panama fair. Twenty-fifth anniversary First Clothes are the very finest that the money buy, from the greatest tailoring houses of the times, can Thousands of people suffer trom eye troubles, because they do not know what to do. They know some |go0d home remedy for ‘every other and all modeled along minor ailment, a} none for their hey neglect thet i ee se the trouble’ ie not inet the latest lines of ent to d t ° € i ‘ Jolalint, who would, any way. charwo fashion. The fabrics them a heavy fee. As a last resort they go to an optician or to the five| compare favorably jand ten-cent store, and oftentimes fet Klassen that they do not need. or | | which, after being used two or three months, do their eyes more injury | nod. Here is a simple pre- | with those that may have cost you twice as much, Cheasty’s Haberdashery Second Ave. at Spring St. scription that every one should wee (1 Tablet) 5 krains Optona, sloth-bear The lives up to fts,;acts only when some East Indian the watery, work-strained | name, He's just as lazy, just as|fakir takes him into captivity and |¢¥e% § proaches a other similar | down-at-the-heel as he looks. Like) *ets him PY sprang — Cutting | Sttontimes cuted by Me Gear’ Mane | most lazy folks, ho likes the aun-| “Phe wloth-bene te astive of the} then after A ier ates | ny side of the street, and when he| jungles of Kast India. Though al Paeer orl climbs ® tree to get frutt he sticks) most aa large as the brown bear, The Owl Drak | to the sunny side of the boughs. | the sloth {s a tree climber, and it|Co. The sloth-bear 1s an actor by/finds its food in fruit trees and! this trade and a loafer by chotce. 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