The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 26, 1913, Page 4

An Inventory Ss aren't important, but the tenth has class. dent to take an inventory does it me MERE or Tne rs LRAGUR OF NEWSPAPERS Telegrap OME BOYS in an eastern university college students’ ten comma “Take an inventory of yourself you know what Of course the close of the year—a detailed li feckoning of values. So many Where he is at, fs a human sou time and « ness or in. Sweeter worth while on self, it mi inspection ciation c ‘ Ka decision rendered recently in Kansas City, i nt of $3 a week for three and one half years, for injurl o his hand. And the best feature of the decision le that ¢ In this partioular cas {ince « @an engage in other work $9 a week. Now he Is mak @amages Muzzling the Ministry ials of t Westingh« Lishop has unfrocked him.” Thus reads a d ch about a merding, ing. Of that, at X cen count sa yar a B taking pains, just The task is more diffic i Me sk you ar my act Inasmuch + Publishing of Yeiureelt have drawn up “the News ndments,” It's easily said goods good st o' re no the storekeeper can to the decimal of a cent ult when the thing to be measured a yard stick or Nars and to making the nine of which| It directs the stu of himself at least once a month, What | the merchant's inventory is at in stock with| yards of this, so many yards subtleties in such an learn con cents can pause from time to lin w m or in kind-| review Am I neater and| Have I dont something] f so, how can I improve s habit of frequent} asso | THE BENEFITS of the workmen's compensation law are shown In soc i PREACHED Poor man, he should a men who pay the big pew They wa soft 1 od natured generalities wi sti But if cannot bottle up, the unfrock fshment—“What's banished but set Stated, i sof a muzzled m queer about That which It won't, of course, stop the p iMinistries and freedom The bishop probably hasn't read history carefully, else he would know that muzzles don’t muzzle. ir: one place and it will burst out in another. The surest way | to advance socialism is to put it ander a ban. way to wreck a church is to advertise that it is a property Of privilege. .t is a pity to see a charch, with its many chances of Esefulness, commit suicide her TRAVELING AROUND the country with a hen and a reputation great friendship for royalty and others, Gaby Desiys is @rawing $5,000 a week for an act which consists of not much more than There's more than one sucker born own appearance on the stage. every minute. Why Not? C good thing. Pression. Why shouldn't congress regulate it? ter @) ‘uns Seu, . THERE'S NOTHING like putting a fair valuation on folks, A/ Baroness is suing a St. Louls man for $2,500,000 for alleged breach of | And what has become of the old fashioned mother whe | § put her eggs and butter in salt and such against high win-| Mann, re prices? this case, sermons and cted use Co Episcopal rector have known better ng f he really has a message which the soul in will be like Cataline’s ban. free?” if the eaching of socialism or any ; ’ ly add t n muzzled other ism. It will simply add to the gap betweer ri usic and carefully facts are as Suppress freedom The qnickest id to be} giving an employe a ous the man wae earning | ing $10.50 a week, in addition to the $8) high | Phe | Wil The} rents don’t want disturbing preach de ae him OLD storage of foodstuffs, as a principle, is a mighty! As practiced, it is a fraud and an op- MUCH-MARRIED Nat Goodwin and hie latest wife have gone to) motto. Promise. PITTSBURG COPS are advising women to tote thelr money in their stockings while doing Ch tmas shopping. ful scenes around the crowded counters, If they do BOY IN Gainesville, Ga., is reported to have written a school com position that Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he helped his father! to build. CZAR OF RUSSIA has a special newspaper of his own printed morning, of two copies, one for him Heaven help the editor, if criticism of the czar gets Into the sheet! EASTERN LAWMAKERS are considering a revision of the crim-.| if and o Imai code, to provide suitable penalty for egg stealing. OLD SANTA CLAUS will have a time getting around down In Old Mexico this year. R. PRICE'S Cream Pure, Healthful, KING POWDER Dependab Its active principle solely grape acid and bakin soda. It makes the foc more delicious and whole- some. The low priced, low grade powders put alum or lime phosphates in the food. Ask Your Doctor About That There'll be some aw. «1G APG 49AON,, Ul 26e38 04, UO seadde 03 HI, MON) CIGARS. / TURKISH BOTTLE oF > SMOKING Perfume. CAP. BOX oF "LEAF _ne Cappacc’ HAND: PAINTED Necktie. MANICURE > Set, SS TRICK j \\Narenes. 4 THE STAR—FRIDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1913. NOWTHWEST > MOST ANYTHING gS Excited Hoy—Come on, quick! |The old man ts beatin’ the old wom an again! Policeman—Why don't she come jherself !f she wants to make a jcomplaint or have him arrested? Iexcited Boy—She can't. Bhe's | not » down and ts bumpin’ hin head on the floor. | o- | “Why can't the women vote es intelligently as the ment" asks Ga A That ts, why can't they f the bosses continue to relect the candidates?" | A Gubstitute . The X-ray shirt has been barred ym the Decatur (Ill) Bigh school ld hope so. It's out of oe n. ¥. fridy—tittle gorgie has go’ again his pa was doting a few chores around the house, and gorgie was watching htm all of a suddent he rushed out where his ma was washin dishes, bawling like ovry- thing why gorste dear, says bis ma, w ter boo hoo, yowls gorete, was hangin up a pickcher, and he dr foot well, that’s too bad. musta’t cry about It, you kn 1 dident, says poor gorg! boo hoo, A “Run” on the Nation? {itor The Star: Congres biican floor leader, cently decla the policy of nocr pa was responsi for the unemployment of millions of me the United States and that th was going e such a anic that the repub 4 would » back after the next clectior an unwieldy majority. h talk from such a sources d hot go unnoticed by the to start a run | would you call an at @ run on a whole nai By an analysis money trust repo’ has shown that the } says assessable property in the This 1s a crude method of a day fast disappearing, and !t would be & good plan for the people to let Congressman Mann know #0 by let-| |tera addressed to Washington |C. His antics not only disre spectful and ¢ Insulting, but they are dangerous to the material are says his mamma. t into trubbel [~ in the kichin hat ts the mat HER ABSENCE A rain storm was approach ing, and the stern maternal and came to the son to the trap door * sald the boy, « any n haste, “I jour It!” sever go and do what I tell you to de and don't let me hear another 4 out of you Silently boy went up and closed the trap door, and Just silently he returned. While the storm began to how! afterward the family wath for th evening meal, and It was then that the kood wife glanced over the inch with a questiontin glance ™ ei. where Aunt Martha 8 nairked. “I haven't seen her for two hours.” Please, mother,” meekly re. ELECTRO Painless Dentists | well-being of the nation. Tho pe ple sho’ all such con gresem od to the po Htical Junk ap and make ft known In istukable terms that the office of Wall at. calamity howler-in-chlef is forever abolished THEODORE TEEPE. | > o| SALUTATION | The father and mcther of g arold Will were taking a short ocean voyage for the first time. Both parents were eeding seasick, but not so : Willie. He was having the 22K Gold Cro time of hie In low, weak to tones, the mother aald jridge work By he ou ought to to ; Soon lie came rom Full Setof Tee in and between sensick m Porcelain Crow the fathe td PE ee How-d-y-—-d-o, WAlle.” 7 1 Filling oe Silver Fillings | DUTY HALF DONE CHICAGO.“Bring tn the Ulinois cer who discovered a supposed n jtic astrid h monument on th nW nole-Indlan te line, proclaiming himself kin The" copper followed orders ¥ We do exactly lady Attendant All work guaran Laboring People's Electro Painless. Dentists tet and Pike, Opp EXAMINATION west of the Mississippi | | sponded the boy, “she T tet thelr “ the roof.” ownlr remain of the Unit ed States, but the son adminis |@ is tration is balking them, In retalla- ms ° ia the W ari tina b . M6 | Best modern outside rooma, 260 dered a general tightening of the|to 60c. Stewart House, &6 Wes \ trings and has ordered thetr| Stewart. Advertisement’ Went ghoulish growler from Ili to] baci sesat set up a howl of coming r.| $3.50 wns 50 up n $3.50 up . $1.00 up 50¢ up as advertised Terms to sult nteed 15 years, Dentists, Public Market | Bolleve it or Not . Marshall Fields’ and out says the Windsor egram Possibly Joho A because he was broke and was too proud to walk “John Rogers. jun {into town Answered by Mr. Cynthia Grey that we take great do not play d wishes ft rk in too to wante He Grey Cynthia “i th pe at w b ions lines to answer t p. But he als oat derstood that he could answer them If he had any deatre to do ro. The the 1 : Can 1 be compelled to aD No. The tceman ts leaving an inferior brand of ice. Fut know that the trouble will be remedied {f you complain and that your ice man Will leave a cake that will melt on both sides, and the ends as well, This eannot be done, but you can li traces of the swelling is dolled. Place the bean squeezer and squeeze 20 minutes, But why do you cook only bean? OEER PLAYS TAG HACKENSACK, N. J—John Jackson, a farmer, ts afraid he will be forced to kill a dig buck deer. The animal tnsists on ch children, and Jackson |permiasion of the game warden to | kill tt Woman Rescues Orphan Boy From Gang of Thieves |“Swamp Angel” Frees Young Man From Clutches of Lumber Crooks —Love Match and Marriage Result Freckles A an orphan a young man raised asylum, who aft became lumber con n, Was rescued from the clutches of a gang of timbe: thieves yesterday by a pretty youn woman known as the | mp Angel.” As a result, a ge will soon be announced Freckles" 1s known by no other name, When a little babe, he was found in a basket outside an or- phan asylum The little tot had but one hand. He spent his early |years there, and when he thought himself old enough to battle with ]the world for a living ho escaped | The young man next appeared as watchman for big lumber inter ang of timber thieves to bribe him tnto permitting them to steal valuable lumber. He warned them, but the gang set a trap for hin When e med lost for Frock young woman known as the “Swamp Angel” ap peared, and, {n a clever way, out witted the crooks. The boy after. ward saved the «irl from tnjury and possible death under a falling tree. He himself was badly burt She nursed him at tbe Mutual love and their engagement followed All this Interesting story and nich more 1s excellently told this week at the Seattle Theatre by the Bailey and Mitchell players. Big audiences have enjoyed It so fAr and the advance sale for the re mainder of the week promises of | pacit The best seat at night costs but 60 cents, and only 25 cents at math 8 Saturday and Sunday houses The production is well worth several times this amount, but the Seattle theatre {8 not controlled by the theatrical grust, therefore popular prices are charged for the highest class plays,—Adw fcemen as we do, we are certain | ward ran away from the inatitutton | watchman for a big! match followed and their mar | | hospital, | A Section of Seattle's New Muni cipal Water Front and President of | Port Gen. H. M. Chittenden, Who Is | Directing the Work. Our Daily Animal Story Papa Ostrich Best Father! The ostrich one of the aw! ft has little ‘ jean take a 20-foot stride and can travel alm as fast a8 @ railroad train, yet it fs caught by men on horseback because when excited it rang in a circle, The rider tnter. cepts it by making short cuts acros the are of the circle ent and birds, but The ostrich Tho ostrich his reputation of b her in the bird kingde he takes tarns with his wife in sitting on the eggs and after birth he helps mother rear the family ae 5 2 ma! = 7 ter front, held by the ven laid out for grain “For rent to all comers, wharfs. docks, warehouses, grain elevators, elevator F her warehouses, lumber yard sites, cold storage plans f hich are complete. Some rooms and motor boat landings.— of thee the salmon trade, Apply to the People.” snd one will be fitted with a refrig- This is the answer of King cou and Seat to the oft-repeated juestion ls the Pacific coast) The American-Hawailan line will | ready to handle the sea trade that occupy a public pier. The govern {il come through the Panama ment will probably use a portion of the docks for its transport ser- } and county Joined to go Into, vi One of the largest lumber h a t under docks on the Coast will be buflt th a here, and the incipal base for | al ship-| Alaska trade will also be located | two | here | more ay Going After Business | b en planne A| With part of its plant ready for 7 \tish dock has been built and a cold | use. Port of Seattle is now go | storag of several thousand ing out r business. tons cay is in course of con-| Low charges and good facilities | struction is the pnt off $ | Not content with = gjand the du bee wharves, the people have gor If we hav got what you want, | 4 every line of wharfage and wa we'll rent you a site and let you @ Ime . siness. jhouse t illd to sul | aps of leather, which they wound round their crooks. Statesmen often wrote on copper plates, and recent- altars or heaps of stones as remem-|ly a biil of judgment was dug up, | drances of past events. The most|near Bengal, dated a century before lancient mode of writing was on/the birth of Christ. Pumice ato: [brick tiles, shells and tablets of} was one of the most important of, atone, or plates of tvory, bark of|the writing materials of the an- trees or leaves of plants. cients. They used ft either to, Among the earliest inventions for smooth the roughness of the sur- writing were many rude ideas. The/face they were writing on or to shepherds used thorns and awls on|sharpen their reeds. When men had not discovered! the art of recording events by writ- ing, they planted trees, erected rude HOUGEN Shoe Repair Man n St.—2 Shons—110 eon The 6uU the Eastern. 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