The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 9, 1913, Page 4

NORTHW HOT News MEMNER v Mi y —= OF NEWSPAPERS. Tolegraph ot the United Press Association. . Beattie, Wash. “What,” asks Jane Addams Ofttimes, Jane, the man under it—Philadeiphia Inquirer el The lron Jaw at the White House a 5 i Is SOME Iron Jaw 4 a ET the American grabbers of Mexico land howl mourn 3 | fully with their mournfulest howl; let the money trust j + fee exploiters of a rich sister nation’s resources sniffle and) Please Don't Send Any More i f rang ou et | Maltor Most Anything t Whine and beg for blood their t ues hang out; let Dear Sir-Your column ts most all these influences continue to exert their uttermost, I 1S enjoyable. You are sure a good] rues re on't move that iron jaw laugh manufacturer, And we can-| Nevertheless our guess that they won't move t H |not have too many factories of that] at the White House until it is good and ready to move | kind | “ery | ‘The “muse” struck me hard to-| re tse Jday, and after a few minutes’ | But we in the United States do not half realize lanxious though® I evolved the fol ys the crunching power of that iron jaw towing ala he | ours in the cause of fun We have to go over to Mexico and hold con- WP CLINTON | versation with a well-known personage of the name Wellington, Wash. | i ‘ane ful reat to of Huerta in order to get exact figures on the horse- ee Sain power force that that jaw develops. " jeveiy s : hase loving wor ay Six months ©, having as nated his fatherland’s 46 | | . had a window i . found himself at » recognized | heart that ¥ Let nee president, Huerta found himself g mn my ewre rata j ats alone for More to follow {f you want ft wre at A 13-year-old girt of Brooklyn who wetghs 200 pounds was so sensitive at hor welght that she has run hasn't run far She proba . Our Own Encyclopedia 1, 1910, to July who Visited the red 68,024, ac government away | January 1 ourtats } numb ‘rom th Panama ¢ cording Rube Marquard has been sued for! $1,000 by his wife's former husband | Rube Is always either being sued or hit for a home run, or something H}ike that. | A report from Mexico says the The Iron Jaw at the White House | people down there laugh at our » jdiers. We don't be it. They probably been laughing at the na *\tlonal guard. and French capitalists who vd yby this and that world-power, surtounded by friends, fawnec | upon by American and English | were ready to fill his pockets and in control of a large and Wictorious army. ‘Then that American iron jaw pointed its bltimt end at) Piano Mover? y and power Why Call The pheno t 0 The Pennsylvania railway intend to run a quick lunch car as an ex periment, and if It becomes popular, 7 will add others, Wo'd suggest, aaa He is de-| way to make it popular, that sand |wiches be sold for 50 cents, hard bolled ogKs for $1 apleoe, and that patrons be charged a quarter for hanging up their ha! .-. Without war, without blood, what has the iron jaw to Huerta? Tt has made him a dictator with a little “d.” d of the friendship of all the other nations of the world. ‘The cloud of sycophantic capitalists has evaporated from him. i His treasury is empty, making his threat of an army of] “Man Captured by a Girt Who 000 an international joke. | Says He In a Flirt,” seys a headiine Hi . ; jin a New York paper, Alas, how is army is decimated, defeated, retreating. many girls say that of @ man they The territory he controlled six months ago has been | capture! eg in half. He himself has been driven into the last cor-| “The tendency,” observes a doc where, at the last, he snarls and spi ds } }tor In a magazine, “Is to put fewer at he is! pits and squeals, like | vches on the baby.” And consid erably fewer on the baby's big sie |; SOME IRON JAW! | tor. CITY SOLICITOR of East Liverpool, O., has declined a salary in- Grease from $1,200 to $1,500 a year, saying present compensation is suf- ficient. A lot of funny things come out of that Buckeye state. | . | The mayor of St. Louls, who lemokes cigars, bas tssued an order that no person amoking clgarets fare to be admitted to his office. | How human the mayor is. Man is ONLY THINGS we don't have to pay for these days are holes in|forever regulating the conduct of @wies cheese. But they're getting bigger. the other fellow. | The girl that used to mend her cotton stockings is now displaying her silk hose. | . VANCOUVER, B. C., folks are talking about turning back the hands _ Of their clocks during summer months, so they will get more hours of Why can’t they set their alarm clocks a few hours earlier? Eather—How would you Ifke to FELLOW WANTS to know what’s become of the boy who used to have your ears pierced? } on the backs of ice wagons coming home from school. Huh! He's pohert—-First rate! What are jot off the wagon. ‘you going to sini | aft oR =| | | Medaland Diploma for Superiority over all competitors at the great World’s Fair and at all fairs and expositions . wherever - exhibited. DR. PRICE’S CREAM BAKING POWDER is the one great bak- ing powder, for over half a century known and celebrated for its pur- ity, strength, and keeping quality, Its use assures the food against alum and all forms of unwhole- some adulterations that go with imitation, low grade brands. | ° jon cl | wa STAR—TUESDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1913. || ANCESTRY; NO (Vic, The Star’s cartoonlet, has ambitions to become a writer. You will see his stories in The Star from time to time hereafter, Be low I hie initial effort:) By Vic | | | IT have always h a erode against my grandparents on my | mother’s for being Knglish. | In fact that Is a part of my fam ily history that I have always kept buried, preferring to brag about m father’s ancestors, who are de from @ good Scoteh ne wight get my goat of monocles, walking and pping H's always did Mut at last I have met an Amer Jicanized Englishman, and I must say that I took a fancy ht on the r Charles | When the editor gave me the as | sigument to interview Charles | Willward, leading man in “Bought | and Paid For,” at the Moore this| | week, Iwas hurt and peev | | 1 expected to be bored with} | the tt What beastly | we a 1 this blooming ¢ you w,” and all that For Jagine my surprise when |tall chap clone to six f | who shook my hand wi Glad to know you, old cha e1 Willward, what do old U. 8.7" 1 ts | «ishmen admit they like our “Yankee Doodle” | od. But } "Like ft,"-he sald, “I think that y Ex an who eannot . ate th t of this 1 wae k ked off my pins Willward b sred the United States many fore Attended by his faithful servant he Prince of India. a tall East Indian, be returns to England ev-| [ THEATRES SEATTLE An ever, vivacious and attra od a Week's enge attle theatre, was greeted warmly y an 8. RO. crowd. The play is a truly college ty, such as only George Ade can write. The college slang, the football coach, the rah rah yells, the coeds, the college grinds, and a pretty litte © DR.E.J.BROWN FE ROBBED ery surmer. I think he's the sort | of a fellow one could Ike | Maybe, after all, it is not such al dingrace to be English And my grandparents couldn't help it, y’know CITY RAILWAY | TO COST LESS Mirvtsion A of way will cost $23,040 less than inally estimated. City Dimock’s request for §75 which went finanss and utilities commit really municipal T to complete the road was 4x the council Monday to the edgetlnsenidairgs vast iy communication showed that e——_- ss ¢ road will cost, when complet | TIVOLI $274,960. ‘Tho original estimate Ca was $398,000 “Mra, Temple's Telegram” ts BY A DENTIST | - funny, and always will be, Andj the Tivoli company presents the! DELAY PARDON popular comedy in a capable man ner, introducing also a number of song hits, Mra. Temple doubts her husband, sends a teleg to a strange Mr. Brown, and brings on several tons of entanglements which furnish the comedy of the play. Emily wyn and Jack | pa Westerman You Made Me|™ Love You,’ k Snyder sings | “Last Night Was the End of the| 7 World. ° PANTAGES ° ha Ono woman fainted and several | 4 made a hurried exit from the Pan-| 7 tagos theatre Monday when one of the eight Hons, which headline the |» bill this week, grabbed a chair from |? Peter Taylor. @ trainer, and) amashed {t tn smithereens. The act certainly proved a thriller, Tay or finally subdued the enraged beast | Roland Carter & Co. present “Th! Vacation Time,” a constant stream week. 4 EMPRESS 7 e Nina Collins, Pert Gardner, and inty young maidens give a p ainging act at th \press theatre this week. Ther sketch is | called “Canoe Girls WANTS AID FOR WORKERS Prosident Hesketh of the council | Monduy introduced a resolution di recting corporation counsel to »pear for laborers in cases where Iting or dishonest contractors ty work fail to pay them. It ent to the finance and judl clary committees th he AUCTION WED., DEC. 10 10 A. M. TO 10 P. M. 114 JAMES ST. SEATTLE QUINCY VALLEY FARM LANDS SEE PAGE 2 A. McKAY JORDAN | | Jotten eupertor, it EDWIN J. BROWN, D. D. 5. ON FIRST AVENUE offies every day BOARD SESSION na Tokbed “of thelt Dr 3 tirves,| HARTFORD, Conn., Dec. 9.—The hie aaeiatant meeting of the pardon board of the BEWARE of thief whe steais my|a#tate of Connecticut, which was tent a ott my rep: “al tul ke y~ MRS 7 reputation |wchoduled yesterday to take up the caso Of Bessie Wakefield, sentenc e4 to hang for the murder of her| husband, has been postponed until after the application by Mra, Wake. for a new trial, 13 First Ave., Union Block I ean gearantes to you Just one *| field's attorney GET TOGETHER Aftor three hours’ discussion, the | rival factions of the socialist party | in Seattle Monday ni ltwo committees to devin reunion, Another harmony will be xt Monday |up the committee reports |ENTERPRISE NOVELTY your dental mn you come to my offices, be sure 4 eee my pleture In my mance of the building ne in this advertt Beware of fake Dr. Browne Keattie’s Leadng Dentiet 713 First Avenue of patter and fun which made a die tinct hit with the crowd thy | watt tn eee cee ae sunaaye | WORKS GROWS Ur billed he erie oneal alice at et aa gene Reeee eines Gee! 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