The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 8, 1913, Page 4

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Entered at the postoffies Beattie, Wash, as second cinse matter, Published by The Star Publishing Company every eveni@® except Banday BUY SEATTLE MADE GOODS. ‘THAT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT The Sunken Garden y har y has been fixed so that i the hard coal country the law has be Johnny Mote. a surface title to land doesn’t carry with it OWMECFSHIP | _ pew A a of what lies beneath. fo Aannmeo ~ Ht At the head of Williams st., in Pittston, Pa., lives an at it wry | sentel in a hum } i} aged couple whose lifetime savings are re ble home, with a garden patch in the re One day an this door and tol sum of money the trust would mine the coal f the homestead, in which event it couldn't guara surface would stay up She hadn't the bi she cov ge . meet his tern and the wee | possessed and that all the tilling the garden Next day, as she worked ent of the rich anthracite trust rapped at the old lady that unless sl incon gan to waver as if shaken by as fast as she could towar to it a great patch of her choicest thud into the mine beneath, and she t with it Other gardens in the neighborhood fared likewise. houses also suffered. There is no redress. The law pt the property of the big trust and it compels the small h owner to take chances ? ar Poindexter’s bill would order these things differently in Alaska. THE MOST UNKIND cut of all was to put “The Colonel and His Friends” between red covers NAVE TO LOOM, exe JUDGE HUMPHRIES most certainly believes that the world owes a handsome living to lawyers. Nothing to Do but Wear Clothes :* ty HE claim is made for one of the leaders ¢ at a popular summer colony that she has dresses. Supposedly away for recreation and rest, with the annoyance of keeping track of an ’ wns that in numbers and variety would do cred irls’ boarding school. =] Poor thing. Nothing to do but wear clothes. A butter- fly without the butterfly’s freedom from worry about its col- and down. : ; id you once make the mistake of envying Don't repeat it, please. Rather pity them for tt vanity and isolation of the lives of most of t crushing burden which their having to live up established standard puts upon their better nature; barriers which their dollars build around them to interrupt and distort the natural play of human brotherhood. Sallie Ann, the carpenter's caged tie with sag pore d her toes peeping out, is closer to happiness, Boece to the loving atk of Sid Mother Nature, far more to be envied for her possibilities of true human fellowship, than this gilded society “bud,” despite her 65 dresses, at least 60 of which must be a nuisance and bore. 63 outing she is burdened ass WHAT WOULD a bar association meet amount to if someone didn’t “pan” the recall or some other people's} } measure? TING-A-LING-LING! priano Castro is again seen at the head of revolution. Same old frisky Cip. Free Examination The exceptionally low prices The curtain being up, Mr. Ci a Venezuelan Usted below for our hign gr » enadle us to ki This Might Decide It work iat UPPOSE that President Wilson should advise Huerta, | “veeeagy ln of Mexico, somewhat like this: « ing the sur only good Dear Sir: Unless there is a presidential election 22k Gold Crowns....$3.50 to $5 within 10 days, I propose to recognize the belligerent Bridgework $3 werd $5 ights of the Constitutionalists. Yours truly, Woodrow | Full Set of Teeth $3.50 Up ilson, president. |] Porcelain Crown (best) $3.50 Up Would it not bring matters to a head in Mexico, to the | Gold Fillings +0081 Up Silver Fillings . 500 Up advantage of Mexico and everybody interested therein? Recognition of the Huerta provisional government would be a humiliating back-down. Recognition of a provisional it, especially a Mexican one, is always rtisky busi- ness. So far as pacifying the country and protecting foreign interests therein are concerned, Huerta has demopstrated his incapacity, and President Wilson may well hesitate to recog- mize a dead failure, to say nothing of backing up on an- nounced policies. Recognition of the Constitutionalists’ rights as belliger- ents would, practically, mean that both sides would be able to secure means to end the conflict quickly. Certain it is that continuance of the present condition justifies foreign demands that Uncle Sam do something, or get off the Monroe doctrin YOU'RE ONLY as old as you feel, as that 82-year-old Connecticut youth who sh old wife through jealousy. Lady Attend TEAMS TO SUIT. Teeth Without Laboring Offices Con, FIRST AVE Opp. Public Market. New Telephone Directory FOR Seattle WILL CLOSE August 15th NY changes or additions to listings or advertising matter for this issue must be arranged for on or before this date. The Pacific Telephone And The Adventures of eral mi permanent, Where can | buy ruled lines for My business?” | etly ms Advertised. Plates All Work Guaranteed 15 Years. ople’s Dentints. Electro Dental AND PIKE ST. THE STAR—FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, 1913. Slama, Jabe, Boosts and Most Anything train that was stalle hoppers. We'd been wondering {/some time what had become of the old-fashioned grasshoppers that { used to stop the raflroad treina {| What has become of the old | |fashioned army of caterpillars that { |used to hold up the trains? we 8 | Anawered by Mr. Cynthia Grey Last winter | froze two of my up per front teeth, In the extremely hot weather this summer they have itched a great deal. Can! prevent this?—€. B. There are two ways to prevent itching. The first is by holding oce of lco against the teeth, but as a rule this {* Inconvenient, and, besides, thd ef tw only tempo | rary. The better method ts to mas sage the teeth twice a day for sev, The relief will be onths. a ledger?—C They nd tn almont ev-| that deals In stripes for carriage Wheels and darber poles. What kind of wood Is used In cur- tain poles?—A. P. B. from shade Ask as many questions as you wish, Alfred, peanuts with a hatchet at a bridge! ener’, so that the operation is practically noiseless. 1! have a thermometer 18 Inches long. In the winter the meroury| hy shrinks so much that thermom. | eter Is practically u: is. What would you advise?—N. 8. H. | The shrinking cannot be prevent-| od, but tt can be decreased. E ither | k mometer in the house The mereury tn meter will nc as that tn a large small rink so much | Questions Mr. Cynthia Grey Cannot What raft od vit at raflroad wil lof ftles?—R. McC Te oe Can cold cream be used 'n mak- tng butter?—W. Pr Ww. | | I bave a red hot water bottle! } How can I cool tt?—L. W. 9 | |. Where can I buy red, white and! blue flagstones?—C, J. J, | Please print a recipe for making | |® good door-jamb?—Mrse. T. D. L. Best Stories ° | Fall of Man 7) | said a sharp-votced husband in a rail ear, “do you know that you Charles,” woman to her way and I nee had a romance tn a ral) way car?” Never heard of ft,” replied] Charles tn a 2 I thought hadn't. But don't Q was that pair of presented to you the efore we were married our union? You re. , nicely they fitted a you? Well, Charles, one day when we were € to a plenic| you had your fe ) On A ReAt and when king I took your measure. “Rut for that pair of slippers 1 don't believe we'd ever been mar. | ried.” } A young unmarried man, afttin by, Immediately took down his fe | from a seat you weren't | 1f Jonathan Club ’ \* e | A Sunday school teacher tn Hol jlywood was examining ber class | | preparatory to diamissing them for the summer vac riod. Turn. ing to a 109 d she asked |sweetly, “Now, ¢, what two famous men lived together when they were boys and grew up to. |xether and always remained to- | gether?” | “The Siamese twins,” came the answer without hesitation, and the class was dismissed without fur. | ther questioning, l¢ os | Surprised Mother — ey | A little girl was once taken to a | ventriloquial entertainment which |impressed her very much. While saying her prayers that night she Gitnext, heeztippinnt Curtain poles are made of wood | Guessile hafter cannit.” “Tee-he-hee! . “Tee-he-hee! Ie It a breach of etiquet to crack °F) to car That insult to the Flag Editor The Star; There much said in regard to the) pec insult” to the United 8 quickly torn | destroyed, and ates ne along a tain in a passing Amertear t ther AMERIC ¢ | AN CITIZEN. | the ber of the bugle ba flag and trampled it und Jal! Reform Society Aske Help | He afterward was arrested rt| Editor The Star: Last summer martinjed and discharged f if etter from me, ask-| regiment, but later reinstated, ythe r thore philan-| jwhen his comrades resented the who would punishment to girls who} NEW YORK, Aug ! leost was $6,000 let have} personally assisted seven ment and et | Those Interested Yourso comical, | | Jellusot | West. $12.00 now the Betcher requested to 8 or address | | 1am very sure that if an Englist 1 two or three 9 bis country here in the United ation. Ir Staten other th where it 1s ac , and we have corded a place in the en y your kindness, |{* at Washington, or at some h girls to WRECK TRAINS FOR MOVIES ditions to our GREATEST n ord anyone is in |to give a touch of thrilling realism o th way, ‘we “Lookhoose acrost derstreet.” to Its depletion of a raliroad wreek, | ¥ Kroat ppreciate @ com: “Weillfit two engines, one of them drawing tion f them “Callimove Ithree coaches, were hurled a we ie for our elt “Naw, yoodoit, Aggie one another at express speed, chure and business ‘Lo, Ed! Cumove: . ng est employ: | " 2 is “Yoowalkindermiddile, Ed.” Seattic Is the largest market for | ment to those who b en to go The pick of finest Cloth- “Whuryouse two goin, fite enny|marine gas engines in the world. |through the courts and have no|l ing from the renowned — ——— a of support Also young . " “Weezjus takina walk.” | | discharged from penal inatitu-|{| House of Benjamin and “Whurdjagit dernoo tye, Ed?” wh th i other leading manufacturers, “Bortit. Howyullkit?’ | ff 1 h id “Altuder candy, Doncherthinkso, | offered to the mea ss | Sadie?” young f Seattl nung men of Seattle at Uh-huh, Jorjizgotwun IIkittoo.” « i) . . ‘ “Datputederki boshonnit, golle. saking good.|| such sale values as cannot # we have be duplicated in the entire price of whist party?—G. R. 0. | ‘ mt spk although a hammer|. “Leokeoriright Ide! SEATTLE JAIL REFORM 8SO-|] $14.00 now the price of 8 generally used. However, it in| “earrt.” CIETY |] $18.00. Suits. the duty of the hostess to furr en ee | i ving : en umsody?” | A Rap at Congress $15.00 now the price o! imple nd in the |. P g s | Pp Peaarhateiot a ao ae nels ie, yurap rince, Leming DR. L.A. CLARK. 0.0.8. | paitor The Star: If a strang $20.00 Suits. 1 dislike the noise caused by | ecm ine The reputation for good dentistry | should inf you that your he the ant with a hammer ena) o> Ed. | Ichews van iiler.” lenat we have made and are adding | Was © or that you were being || $16.90 now the price of vide- the guests with can to every da is | rot ould you waste a lot of| $22.50 Suits. At One Gulp r). “Jellusof datboob? Me? Nix.” “Heaint yuretyle, Izzy, Ed? telephone Kenwood 5 Mrs. J. E. Martin, 82 $15.00 Suits. cack st $15 uits utting the stranger on 4 and grilling him ¢ your house burn r the robbers escaped or con- Ly ted an alibi? I should think not. But that 1s just what con-| gress is doing in the ease of Mul-| hall and the Manufacturers’ asso- ciation It does not seem possible that a| our most valuable asset may d our disposition or abil ity to render the best service at our! price are kindly reques 0 con r that we are ble, re . perma $18.75 now the price of $25.00 Suits. $20.65 now the price of $27.50 Suits. $22.50 now the price of $30.00 Suits. in an advertise he absolute) oan ax smart as Mulhall seems to truth ( o be held| ™ = om A oceagees 7 5 i safer Rye nad porgp ‘ go Phare be would rtake to unburden|{ Sack and Norfolk Suits— aself witt ing not In ex All Alterations Free. putting out dentistry that cann xcelled at any price whatso- , and ts far perlor to the work done fn the average dental Extra Trousers, Fancy Vests, Office Coats, ete, office. We are the exception to the rule that {n order to get the similarly reduced. best you must pay the highest , price. 4 Straw Hats Half Price. Jimmy Jimmy—Ye stomach pump! the latch key! }asked God to look after all her | brothers and sisters and make her ja good girl. Then there was a | pause, and her mother heard, sotto “ANl right.” bi No Evening Trust 1 | —? A young minister lost his manu- seript last Sunday morning, #0 he spoke out thus “Lam very sorry indeed to have to inform you that I have—er- somehow or other, mislaid my ser- mon for this mornir 1 must—er iat to Providence for ght I will come therefore, t inspiration better prepared shies SERENE tre nee 4 Superstition One clerk said to another: “Would you start off’on your va- cation on Friday, Bob?” “You bet your Mfe I wouldn't,” Bob replied “What a superstitious ass you are, Bob!" “Superstition be hanged!” sald Bob, “I wouldn't start on Friday because Saturday's pay day.” , Let us prove to youn that our! work 1s indeed the best. Some! small plece of work will do, Our Jervice will further appeal to you, | because We Never Hurt a Bit. 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