The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 6, 1913, Page 4

ster fen tH f 4 ST aunt STAR) 110 OF NWWSPA NICS | loo of the United ATTLE No Wrst Le ntfice we second -c Sto lz tony ole mos, 6100; year U820.| THE STAR—FRIDAY. JUNE 6, 1913. MOST ANYTHING. =| aa wwiattow | THE DEAR GIRLS HAD SUCH A “ eo: Kachange Main 9400 | © teaser antares wae ; | SPEAKING OF VACATIONS| Big news! Telegraph brings a report of a judge _ in Ohio who died from overwork. Lives of judges all remind us that summer comes not in vain on Profanity hill. : One swallow does not make a summer, but nine + fudges make a bird of a vacation period. Portland is getting ready to give one of its coun- * ty judges a rip-roaring vacation via the recall route. | : Every little judge has a movement all his own,| * and its path leads not to the courthouse in July and > August. Why is a judge? ‘ Nobody knows, but maybe the fellow who work- Cinch for Dad - ed out the age of Ann might help. Speaking of long vacations, ex-Judge Hanford is taking one that beats the dinky little eight weeks’ rest framed up for themselves by the superior court jurists. ve —_? 3 Now we know why every attorney has that »-er- } powering ambition to become a judge. It’s the two aon ot * months’ vacation that lures them. The * The n % Horror on horrors, this is awful! Unless Presi-| _" which sea‘ehra Chale bees 4. dent Wilson hurries to name a new federal judge, | ‘tor , ¥ Judge Cushman won't get any summer vacation, Sie eened Ot Pat MiCaans edges : My dad's a polleeman . Seattle, the Seaport of Success, where judges get) Bia ta ce a two months’ vacation on full pay. That bait aes oo me. <i of seashore : to attract a lot of struggling Eastern legal ginks to! you'! tind one soft and easy _ seme to our fair city. iS The Ue iibsort and true; : Noah Webster used half a column of his valuable chicken? compendium on words trying to explain the where-| ocak * fore of a judge, and leaves one in a maze of synonyms. | hat ts Take warning! The Israelites put their faith in} .°! oy "judges, and look what happened to them. They ac-| eagh ae quired an appetite for kings, and then the Romans) > { took a fall out of them. Down in Portland they have a judge by the name| ! of McGinn, who just won't take a vacation. They're going to preserve him and exhibit him at the Chamber of Commerce when his term expires. He's the only one in captivity. Just enough men on the King county bench to) make a baseball team. Help! Noah Webster says a) * judge is an umpire. What would happen to a base-| + ball team of “umps”? | Hi Wouldn’t it be cruel, should the taxpayers of King county decide to wipe out about four of these judgeships by the initiative? 4, Judge R. M. Wanamaker, recently elevated to the state supreme court in Ohio, is making ‘em sit * up and take notice with his revolutionary preachings. | One of the astonishing things in his propaganda is -his theory that judges should dig in their toes and a vision. : . . . . “you, Mister Wanamaker. SS Gee 283 Transient 222 terly © to superior court judges to indicate that they shouldn’t discussing woman 6 players said works more than four or five hours a day, the aver-|)isyor sls age judge puts in. And he doesn’t get any two/ marched in “Good - , 2. exclaimed ‘ months’ vacation, at that. in Lge ay net oon cong * : that sort thin And because it IS custom, you know, is no rea- all about polit ‘ < ¢ * , “No,” replied t ‘son why we should permit it to remain so. There's} jooNGnow'a thing nothing sacred about custom. te #0." Cotterill’s office that does not re es the elty chap’s @ prince and wins the village maid, ca-|with “Dear y lad’s a quince whose days are truly ter fails, the star reporter saves the thay nd trails the “dub policeman” does| «fon. Gec paper. Sometimes in tracing ¢ the caper. Sometimes, {t might be well to add, the keen observer will discover | t¢ the shabby suitor’s bold and bad, the rich one ts the worthy lover | Sometimes the swell who fights the tough comes out with mueh | « * diminished luster. ‘etimes the braggart, full of bluff, has got the|¢ * goods for all his blu In life, sometim * daughter. Somet a ' water. Sometimes, in sp giory. Such things are often true tn life, but NEVER, NEVER, in a as a Picture! latest monstrosity pulled from the waters of Puget Sound here This attractive 4-room cottage, with all the plumb- ing in, shades and tinted wails, : today. The fish is more than six feet long and weighs about 60 pounds. It has front teeth like those of a human and molars simil © those of a horse. The bears a start- ling resem ce to that of a human being. The freak waa hooked by James Marowich, an Indian fisherman. He worked for nearly two hours before he y landed it, * ‘for $1 »~300 : ASK YOUR DEALER FOR on easy terms. ee eee minute car ride—and four blocks from the car, see HREL PROOF Hf FLOOR PAINT David P. Eastman eee oat co. eich THIRD AVE.SO. & JACKSON ST. 505 Lowman Building. dq __SEATTLE. To Make More Elbow Room for the Frank, at Least salary has been | Can Still Rubber “My dear, my AWA BosT CAR yw I can start In being If you hav all come We are to have new por jto take her out ¢ a Talk tor i ia a th { this will n remodeling on the first P or Therefore we have decid te Look out of the way at that row of Player Pianos. You can now get any kin¢ Machine you've set your he PI Pi i th § | for it as ‘may be conve ayer Fianos in the Sate secondary considerati Here's a brand new SB-nete Player for They'll be read ‘in the same old own terms Will you have puppy love or ate with women 20 ye ok @ painting to th fer one which won't fade rhi business that it adopt such I would like to make him lure’ ts my motto » soon Pianos, Players and Grands Are Reduced--Terms Easier Than Rent s°ut.ve See PR Sad Tating Chickering alone excepted. You can get beautiful instruments of the finest quality at prices nobody ever expected to meet | | And What's the Pay, Please? yet, with the little pink bows thank heaven, wearing purple low buckles. T everybody can see for themselves more critical you are the better you'll ep- reciate the importance of this sale. Scores | have already profited by it ave secpred fine pianos for little money | with a wooden leg. But the principle Is the same. A Bap Sree of Wearner. 'PRISONERS IN JAIL. PRINT NEWSPAFER a hundred and fifty dolls u'd be sure to get a bargain! - work hard, just like common folks. Pleased to meet) Transient—Kindly tell me wheth-, Plain Figures—One Price | or this ticket will allow me to stop d after Sheriff German, sed here today by the pris oners in Kittitas county jail slogan over the date subject to censure and but the editor, wo he charged a few rested you while you were quietly Station Agent—It depends. What ng to your business? ‘ i “T¢’g | do you want to stop for? Judge Humphries blames it onto custom. It’s Age Fg RET Every one is marked in Here's a beautiful Story & “been the custom for years,” says “his honor,” “for)aijiaot relatives of mine, the : n threatened to strike me with his 3 , ” | th. Jinkses * is it the cus-| ; judges to take two months’ vacation. t Station Agent—Then you'll have ub unless I ace is in jail becaw: e7n5 5 c ries ¢ marked $285. Here's a dainty Krehling, in a rich mahogany case—it can be had for were quietly at making no noise or commotion of * tom in YOUR business or YOUR factory? plenty of time. This ticket ts good : for the next train ‘4 -| Transient—See here! Do you MUST have been custom. We've read the con-| Transient Seo hort atop? “Yes, your honor.” * stitution of the state of Washington very painstak-|""siarion Avent—Not exactly, but “ingly, and we find nothing in that section relating)! know ‘he Jinkers Puck's Quar “I'm a burglar : At a card party held In this elty ‘ work 365 days out of every year. last week some of the women were . ce frage, relates Even the laziest municipal or county employe) ine Washington Star. One of the Manhattan Shirts Anti-Hedake Straw Hats Handsome Suits of Unusual Style, Grace and Character Positively the Greatest Values in Seattle when style, fabric and work- Do you know {| humorist among the curb spec Jwho rechristened t | “Because It teases my husband | fragettes,” he called them. SOMETIMES : | Searcely @ mail comes to Mayor veal a new lutation. Begining they run ngs of Sir” and $15 $18 $20 A few still come “My Denar Pro- otes from abroad often read| ra Mayor’ and “His Excel- Amalgam Filling the parents, grim, are far, far wiser than tuate| mn TIO AN a fellow cannot swim to save his lady from the AND THIS 00 ES te of toll and strife, the understudy gets no 4 corvice trom @ bast : ‘ All we ask is that you give us an opportunity to lay some of these suits before you, so you may study the qualities and workmanship for yourself. We have them in all models—Norfolk, English Box Back and Conservative Models. ¥ » that you will have the be Summer and Outing Shirts Straw and Panama Hats Including both the Manhattan and Cluett Anti-Hedake Straw en't prdve hatintac oired free of bharge at today if you wirh ination and estimate. 12-Year Guarantee to All| Free Examination OHI [DENTISTS 7 University St, Se 7 ste a we | OZ TAILORED READY CoO. Fourth Av., at Pike St. Third hen at Yesler. Terms onAll Talking Machines z=@ Radically Reduced Workmen—Get One Now! ich m ladelphia any 1 $650 Id not n this Auto look ) style Pianos ese have Pianos u're invited vy and select a , Vietor Victrola, Colv ‘om $15 ken as part Chickering not be t delivere home, | 4, cM pay | half price. ‘ oa little So on, even among the pianos. All in good shape, tune ted—yet less than half »., which was $300, is now $ | Spencer & Co., which was $275, $138. A Leland Piano, which wa now $160. A Marshall & W it w » withdraw the offer whenever, ion, the stock has been reduced | was $400, now $237. Several piano: hI ns good order, are $98 apiece, cash or long- not be a bit | time payments. Easy Terms a Feature A good many pedple thought that it a m quickly Machines. This, however, is not the case. The same easy terms which have made Eilers Music House famous the country over, and which have enabled hundreds These are plain facts. Anybody and | Of homes to enjoy the world’s best mttsics n “The | are still a feature of the sale. A very small payment down will brin | any instrument desired to your home, ani are all marked down, the 8 Many homes | a few dollars a month will soon pay for it. ¢ The big store at Third and University will on easy terms. Savings of a hundred | be open tomorrow night till 10 o'clock, so irs are common, | that everybody will have an opportunity could pick a piano blindfolded and | to get the instrument they want. lain figures. Clark, famous 5 style now world over. The The 1 f th tyle i ue oe he regular price of this style is Unieorel Here's a Lester Piano, the old re- wal manship are duly considered. and $25 $2 $3 $4 $ 1.50to $5.00 They're light and airy. Tailored Ready. Special Shirt, $1.00 Genuine Panamas, Special, $5.00 Two Stores The Stores That Satisfy.