The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 7, 1913, Page 1

A 24 per cent gain in @rculation ~g the boom times, while the other at! rs have, according to theirs boasts, only managed to hold their indicates The Star is the paper people want. VOLUME . NO. 86 15 A JUDGE SHOULD NoT RF FORT ry To HURRY ----$ 4G WORK HARD OR EVEN WORRY PRAY “« JUVGES AMBLE iN w Whe WH By Fred L. Boalt. | rior court room wasted) About now Judges, corporation lawyers, Place: Any su Time (most Characters lawyers, litt le dinky | divorcees, clerks, taxpayers, hot-pollol, members of the common people, and just folks. | M6 ee ce | (Curtain rises on group of litigants awaiting the arrival of judges. Some of them have fallen asleep. P' y the | roll in, nudge each other, and ramble {n dignified tones): | ly * fudge! wilds Should not be forced to hurry, | Work hard, or even worry— 20 he gets the votes. ke, jokes! and earn your wages; fi oH a? # In fact, you get our g i ts, abashed, retreat a few steps and reply we all apologize. not let us common guys in court monopolize. oeee humbly): # ? iz Fi ° Judges advance to footlights, ' is waltz down-stage. of them sings): comrades mine, | have a hunch! that will like It, j (joyfully): He knows that we will like it! (sorrowfally): HE KNOWS THAT THEY WILL Bothell Hires ound DENT A Dog Revealer | I TRUST IS | With Fine Bark ACQUITTED @=. A Prese Leased Wire. | ie, June 7.—Wm. Wood,| oy head of the woolen) ' acquitted here today on/ ‘teunte In the indictment charg-| jeenepiracy to plant dynamite to, Lawrence strikers. Fred. | —— - Atteaum was acquitted on the Prom Our Rpecial Corregpendent ELL, Wash., June 7- Diane sap urors 4°° Sieh ou has had’ trouble collecting the Cambridge dog |40% license. Bothell h was found guilty on the Dever around when the tax col ‘ ‘two counta and not guilty on| lector called, so the village officials e ; ‘ether thi hired Ernie Berry as a “barker. Ay dice at 10 o'clock | More Properly, Ernie's job ts known ‘anounced as that of “dog revealer.” Whad reached a ver-|""i1. has learned to bark #0 per. fectiy that even the smartest dog can't tell the difference. He works only at night, traveling a pre arranged beat Outside of every house he barks for five minutes. If |there fs a dog in the house {t re- plies with enthusiasm, and the dog rovealer takes down the street num ber of the On the following day he examines Attorney Hurlbut | the record to if the house owner @ of attempted hay paid his dog tax. If he hasn't y daring the trial of Juror ogfl xg A, The only way to beat this game ee ttarFe that an officer of | potnell folke say, Ie to atuff cotton font,” said Hurlbut, “tried to|4n the dog's ears 8 furor, strikes at the heart tigation re eo e254) ALL PERFECT HERE ey weet an attorney has been| PORTLAND, June 7.—On ac Of an attempt to bribe, | be- count of the examining doctors Should be publicly dismissed finding so many of the babies prac ber. In behalf of myself|tically physically perfect, !t was {8 justice to myself and asao-\ very probable today that an ellm my cifent, | ask the ination contest will be necessary to to put the witness: on #0 we | select the winners of the Fugenic St st the truth here and now.” |show, held here Wednesday under a or, Attomey Pellatier en-|the auspices of the North Portland Horlbut’s remarks Improvement club. We Will Give You a Fine Safety Razor lutely free if you will subscribe for The for one year at the regular price of $3.25. is an excellent outfit, consisting of the razor itelf, seven guaranteed blades, a Colgate shav- ing stick, a good shaving brush with nickeled » all packed in a neat and serviceable ‘ette case. In fact, if you bought this out- ai 1.4 it would probably cost you at least But we give it to you free with a year’s tibcription at the regular price of $3.25. We still have a few of the Parcel Post Wi This is a fine map of the State of ashington “op and 338 Bow wow! Both its dogs were Was convicted only of ¥ to plant dynamite. At Ment the night in the office attorney. Wood was at bis Ge, bot dig in touch with the Collins sat all night! was immediately dischars Ming and Atteaux remained + met Star § , the United States, the Panama shows the Parcel Post zones in detail ae ong ag full and complete information regard- Parcel Post. This map also is free with cach yearly subscription at the regular price of bene @ke your choice of the map or razor OH, SIRS APOLOGIZE --- COMMON GUYS YOUR TIME MONOPOLIZE LITIGAMNTS REPLY We A 5 eatin SEATTLE, WASH., SA fA JUDGE SHOULD WORRY (THE HIT OF THE VACATION SEASON .-.- WE ALL SEASHO R DO NOT LET US- IN COURT UMBLY AND POR THE AND FOR THE § PROBABLE SHOWERS JONIGHT AND SUNDAY; SOUTHWEST WINDS The Seattle Sta THE ONLY PAPER IN SEATTLE THAT DARES TO PRINT THE NEWS TURDAY, JUNE 7, 1913 Dy THAINS AND ONE CENT WE GIVE THESE JUDGES HANDSOME PAY ---AND PADDED CHAIRS TO SIT IN --- SS ~=-AND PADDED CHAIRS TO SITIN - SUPPOSE THE JUDGES NEVER WORK - HELPS OUR GAME. & WIKE IT ONLY ae CORPORATION LAWYERS 5 TAXPAYERS WAR BLING Sel Ae Wee, First Judge: We'll shake this litigating bunch, Our clients are In trouble. And for the seashore hike it! Don't ¥ Judges and Taxpayers) AND—FOR—THE—SEASHORE— | We pray HIKE—IT! Delay will cost them double! First Judge: For how can we our work perform oe eee Uniess we sometimes play? wd r with laughter and reply We stand In urgent need, my friends, Sees jos lea! Mohiteises tee cali Of a good, long holiday. Judges (Jubilant) Taxpayers (aghast) cee (Judges retire and are replaced by chortle) We do not care how judges shirk; “Delay’s” our middie name. SUPPOSE THE JUDGES NEVER WORK— IT ONLY HELPS OUR GAM eee Ha, ha, hal You wi more? (Enter the little dinky lawyers, Make haste! Don’t waste A solitary minute. Hustle it! Bustle it! Our triai—tet’s begin it. It’s speed We need— LAW TO CURB’ PROFITS OF EMPLOYERS? By United Press 1 CHICAGO, June | | Enactment of | a maximum profit law to curb em- ployera who have threatened to Grown out of the vice and starvation wages probe. O'Hara proposes that such a law Id Mmit the legal profits of any business to a certain percentage on actual Investment John Mitchell, president of the Illinois Trust & Savings Bank, who testified yesterday, was the first to mention the maximum profit plan. He said “I would not be surprised if max imam profit legislation should be the outcome of this inquiry 1 rather think it might be more bene- ficial than minimum wage laws.” Carpenters!!! Union Carpenters!!! This is your last chance to help build Mother Jones’ home. Secretary Evans of the Car- penters’ union needs a lot of handy men with hammers and saws to put the compo board walls in place and finish up the inside work “Come on and give the final touches to Mother Jones’ home,” is his slogan. “Come early, and it won't take long. Many hands make easy work, and we will have a big feed, for Mother Jones and her soon-to-be neigh bors will brew a pot of real cof. fee and prepare the fixings.” It will be some day, 60 go. How to get there? Take a Renton car and get off at Columbia st. Follow the branch line to the ight to the trestle. The house is just a block to the south, Woman’s Neck Is Broken; She Lives) | Although she is suffering ul, physicians state «that Geo, Titec njured Fri the falling of a wardrobe 1 ver. How it will be necessary for her to wear her head { eel swing fa tened toh hould necident occurred a Titecomb wa ving cloth from wal wardrobe in her rooms at Idaho hotel, The ward robe fell over on the woman her neck striking a dresser as he fells An eight weeks’ holiday!! AN—EIGHT—WEEKS'—HOLIDAY! bE hy att silly laws . Would warp our sense of humor, ‘take it from me for fair |ty of Minnesota and a noted lectur- | But aren't these little lawyers droll!!! (Taxpayers surge to the footlights and declaim): We give these judges handsome pay, And padded chairs to sit In; 4 But when we quiz them on dela; We're told to mind our knittin’, (Litigants répeat) But when they quiz them on delay, €. They're told to mind their knittin’. e-.e corporation lawyers, who ee (Littgants turn appealingly to judges) onder why Oh, sir hear our of all this w (Ballifts rap for order, and judges, winking at corporation law- yers, sternly sing) We would have you know ton thin Ice you're skating, We now with you shall have some sport, And jail you for contempt of court. ceeewe (litigants are led away to prison. Jurist addresses the others, as follows): My fellow judges, | suggest— I'm eure you'll all agree— ‘Mary Donoghue, ‘‘Hello Girl,’’ Declares That All Corporations Are Not Bad; and She Tells Mary Boyle O’Reilly. The Star Correspondent, Why! | By Mary Boyle O'Reilly | who chant dirgefully) When they are gone, one NEW YORK, June 7.—The| minimum wage agitation has | done much good and this harm: It has fixed in the pub lic mind a superstition that the woman who works WILL wail. Here, then, is the testi- mony of a girl wage earner is satisfied with her \ ah Donoghue ts 17—a alight | tense, undeveloped girl wh up. bringing bred no habits of applica tion, whose schooling afforded no training of commercial value Too badly nourished for heavy tasks, too poorly educated for more yromising positions. too immature ‘or thoughtful choice of opportunt tes, Norah drifted into the first job that offered “WANTED—At girls eS once, fifty Telephone Company.” Say, honest." said Norah Donog. hue, squaring her shoulders as she pressed down her hips, “you can your big corporations ain't so bad as they're blacke: not by a long The orse ways mand, than plugging a switchboard When I hiked to that telephone | school the teacha’, she sald, ‘You've | gotter have gc eyesight, good |NORAH DONOGHUE, THE CON- hearing, good alth and measure | TENTED HELLO GIRL five feet tall, The company does | the sant well in half a year is going to die. know about | When she does, {t means $3,000 fer worry about |her people. THREE THOUSAND you'd no- | DOLLARS! Say do that? Did anybody MY health before? Not so what you ever tlee it Say, if my mother got that much Relieve me, the company done|money all at once she could buy a it Fine work rooms, fine rest|house an’ keep boarders. rooms, doctors to tend after our ‘Mind you, the company don't health (most of the girls is young| have to do it. Nix! That's why tt an’ foollsh, y'understand), nothing | makes me tired to read how some fer us to do but sit still an’ learn| folks talk about corporations just the job. So I done It because they're corporations. Is it But there’s more coming. IF|any of MY business? Oh my, no, not at all, I'm orating 80 eloquent y pre's ten million | That's why dollars set aside fer pensions, sick benefits, life insurance and ike But take it from me on the lev that, Ain't that Just grand? Jel, I stick to that ttle old switch Vhy, if we work five years fer| board through fire and flood. Me ompany an’ then get.sick, It's | an’ the other girls has no kick com ay fer three months, half pay |ing so long as the company takes fer another three months. You got|care of us while we're living and that? looks after our mothers when Well, we're dead.” 1 please. Tt the full the girl that can't get GIVE BANQUET !DAMOURETTE’S HOLD MUSICIAN oe eee VERE English department of the Universi | Bt Roll SAN JOSE, June %.—Prof. Max Rachman, formerly of Los Angeles, jis in jail here on a charge of arson Since coming to California, Bach man has been an orchestra leader ard Burton, Reporting on the alleged |serum cure for tuberculosis, diseoy ered by Dr. Martin Damourette of this city, City Health Commission er Crichton has issued the follow Hotel |ing statement. sii er, will be the guest of honor at a| banquet to be given at the Washington® Monday e principal banquet will be evening | “Inasmuch kers at the | must Prof, E. 8. Meany, | 48 considerable time elapse “before the physicians of the board can “page A say positively in Coronado, San Diego and San Univer of Washington; (C, E.,whether or not there is any merit fomkt ake aeaiehia sank hire Gates and Miss Juliet O'Hearn, Dr.|to this serum, and since it is al-|J0Se. Tachman’s studio was burn Burton comes to Seattle under the | ready offered for sale as a cure, [/¢d recently and he presgnted\ a auspices of the ttle Teachers’ | belleve tt is only right that the pub-| claim for 00 insurance, The or association to deliver a series of} lic should know that to date there|chestra leader is also accused of ectu here, All former Minne-|has been found nothing about the| caving a fire in Los An es which sota residents are cordially invited |serum which is of any spe to the baaguet fal value netted him $2,104 and one at Coro: in the treatment of guberculosis, nado Which netted him $1,120. WORDS WITHOUT DEEDS ARE DEAD; HELP SEATTLE BY BUYING SEATTLE- MADE GOODS As people tire of reading the skimmed milk kind of papers, they come to The Star. The Star has increased its circu- lation steadily and consistently for 14 years. The Star {s established on the foundation of public confidence. HOME EDITION iy A PLAYFUL PLAYLET IN SEVERAL OR MORE ACTS WORDS BY BOALT, MUSIC BY VIC WERE CLERKS, NOT SHIRKS: WE WORK FROM NIGHT TILL & 2 MORN ~ — y WE'RE WEE iy (9) iG if OFF FOR EIGHT FOR EIGHT KS HOLIDAY THE WILDERNESS S Fe We close up shop and go away, And rest and rest the livelong day, On mountain or by sea. ¢ | We'll rest and rest the summer through, And then we'll rest some more. We'll ntil September—that's What a vacation’s for. ‘ oe eee (Filing clerks file in and drone): We're clerks, not shirks We work from night till morn, We never get a holiday; We wish we'd ne'er been born. Oh, gosh! We wish we'd ne'er been born! oe eee (Judges gather up traveling bags. and other holiday junk, and sing the | Fare thee well, Seattle, | Thou Sheaport of Shuckshe: We're off for eight weeks’ holiday, Into the wilderness, To lure the trout from limpid pools, Or by the restiess ocean To lave our tired iimbs, or else, If we should take the notion, Knock little rubber balls with force From teeing green around the course, golf sticks, final chorus) fishing tackle So fare thee well, Seattle! Farewell! Farewell! H (Judges hurry from the stage.) (Curtain,) QUESTION WIFE OF SLAIN MAN IN MURDER MYSTERY; INVESTIGATING HER ALIBI Mrs. Carl Alex Westman, whom the left burning, so they saw the clock coroner's jury exonerated of the | easily. Asked why the light was burning, Mrs. Westman replied it | murder of her husband at Winslow | was a habit acquired since the chil about a month ago, is today de- | dren were babies. tained at the Winslow hotel by or- Westman and his wife frequently ders of Sheriff Shattuck and Pros- qenwet Bhs ae _ ern ee vious to his murder they had lived foouried Attorney Moore of Kitsap | apart. On the road leading to Hall eae wy | Bros.’ shipyards, where Westman It is known that half @ dozen | was employed as watchman, and Burns detectives have been on the |. mh i "where his body was founé, with @ trail of Mra, Westman and her | tinct through the head.’ were o nelahbor, Mts, Peter Bow. who ald-| number of hairpins, leading to the alibi in the coroner's hearing. The /S¥8picion from the very beginning watch was kept up from the time | ‘hat there was a woman in the the coroner's verdict was r ed case. The detectives are said to have employed the newest device invent have obtained incriminating ed by Burns, the detecta-phone dence of the strongest chara | \vers a record of every bit of con. | | | HOLD THREE AS BLACKMAILERS Three men are held tn the city jail today, pending investigation of an attempt to extort $1,000 from |more thorough investigation Nick Pantages, brother of Alex Mrs, Westman testified that she | Pantages, of vaudeville fame, un- had been at home all of the night der threat of death of the murder, that she slept down, hey are eks, stairs and not with the children, names as Georg because her boy complained his Pappas and ust Dempos. All bed was broken and she gave hers|deny any knowledge of the crime. up to him, while she slept on a| When Pazjages awoke one morn- couch, In support of the alibi, Mrs./ing this week he found a note Bow testified she had called at the which had been shoved under his versation that was had at either the Westman or the Bow home Too perfect an alibi ad Mrs. Westman during the hearing caused Sheriff Shattuck and Prosecutor Moore to make a need by coroner's and give their Christ, Theodore Westman home about 11 o'clock |door. It was written in Greek and at night for some toothache 1 reads as follows cine, and Mrs. Westman w ’ “If you don’t leave $1,000 on Two of Mrs, Westman’s children also testified that they sion to pass the room whe Westman was sleeping. and that it was p about | 2 _o’clor © ek. The light was top of the papers on the table in the hall under the clock be tween Monday night and Thure day night, you will be assassin- ated. If you don’t believe this, fail to obey the commands of this letter and see what you EAGLES 10 GIVE get. “NICK JOHNSON.” BIG BIRD 10 ery i We offer the following as One of the largest bald eagles positively the shortest drama lao captured in Alaska will be| ever written |donated to the park board at 2 p. (Curtain rises disclosing m, Sunday, Special cars will meet) The Man dining tete-a-tete with members of the Eagles lodge at) The — Affinity Enter The their hall, Seventh and Pine st., at| Wife.) 1p. m., and will proceed to Wood- Man land park, where fitting ceremonies Wife—1 will be observed. An extra special Man--O! car has been donated for the use of (All its reserve Those the Eagles’ wives and lady friends | who leave before show is by CA Hedlund, inspector for; Over may have their money re- the Puget Sound T. L. & P. Co. turned at the box office.) The eagle will, be presented to Seattle Aerie, No. 1, by Peter Nel son, who has spent’ years in Alas 60,031 REGISTER ka, Deputy Pr iting Attorney When the registration books Crawford KE, White will accept the [ olosed Friday night for the port eagle “on behalf of Seattle Aerie, | election there were 60,081 names No. 1 registered. All bu’ of this j. Lincoln Davis will in tupn pre ha@ registered prior to number » munteipal election in March, now remain 10 days before tion sent the eagle to the park board, and the speech of acceptance for the park board is expected to be imade by Mayor Cotterill the ele | |