The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 14, 1912, Page 4

“a pe SO alta Sip BNR CEN ME EB a eer “have died THE SEATTLE S ‘one, Private Wxoli age Male Bi Le iy Tl wire news service of the Entered at mali, out of city, 386 per mon. up ly by The Star Publishing Co. » Tories Who Have Passe As the result of the late political shake-up, miliar tories will be missed from the next congress i Among the best known and most agreeably missed wil be Senators Crane of Massachusetts, Guggenheim of Colo rado, Gamble of South Dakota, Bailey of Texas, Curtis of Kansas, Paynter of Kentucky, Foster of Louisiana, Rich ardson of Delaware, Brown of Nebraska, Briggs of New lersey, Wetmore of Rhode Island, Burnham ot Vermont, rey of Mississippi, Cullom of Illinois and Perkins of Cali- Pine of these went down in the primaries, some as a result of changes in the political complexion of the state legislatures, some retired because they knew they could not come back, as, for example, Crane, Guggenheim and Wetmore. Death and other causes have depleted the tory ranks Heyburn of Idaho, and Nixon of Nevada, and Frye of Maine, Lorimer was expelled The old combination, headed by that greatest tory of them all, Nelson W. Aldrich, has vanished. When faft came {nto office in 1909 there was a republican party majority of tories, including, in addition to those mentioned above, such familiar names as these, now all absent: 3 Aldrich of Rhode Island, Bulkeley of Connecticut, Bur- kett of Nebraska, Burrows of Michigan, Carter of Montana, Depew of New York, Dick of Ohio, Dillingham of Vermont, Elkins of West Virginia, Flint of California, Hale of Maine, Kean of New Jersey, Piles of Washington and Scott of West Virginia. ‘ ‘ ‘These were all Taft's friends. They were assistants in passing the Aldrich tariff bill and defeating progressive measures. Now they have all walked the political plank The list of politically dead in the house of representa- tives since Taft came into office would fill a solid column. ’Twoald Be Shameful Tt would be a shame to all Christendom should the Ew an powers listen to the squealing of the Turk and interfere with the Balkan geographical reform—the driving of the unspeakable Turk from Europe It is a religious war. For years the Moslem has bru- tally and mercilessly persecuted, and even massacred, Chris- tian and Jew, and the powers have calmly looked on. the boot is on the other leg, and it is the fanatical Turk who is roaring for mercy and preservation of territory, which has been his field of outrage and slaughter. Cowardice and greed would alone explain interference by the powers at a time when the Moslem is getting pun- ishment which he has well earned by years of crime, All civilizatidén should cry “Hands off!” The right sort of medicine is being administered to the Turk. The Judicial Way The supreme court of New Hampshire gives Mary Baker Eddy’s personalty to the Christian Science church, under her will. The supreme court of Massachusetts bars the church from getting her realty, under her will. O! the holy, infallible judiciary! If they can’t draw and quarter you while you're alive, they do it when you're Main 6400, some fa Observations a ‘CALIFORNIA voted for free text books and against face track betting. PHILIPPINE assembly congratulates Wilson in one sen- tence of 68 words without comma, or colon, or semi-colon in it. Nope! Those Philippines aren't fit for independence, yet. MADERO has begun arresting Mexican editors for “lese majeste.” This is where the Mex advertising managers have a ha ha coming to them. OF 301 girls graduated by Bryn Mawr college and mar- tied, in 21 years past, only 122 have become mothers. Eugen- ists blame it on the women, overlooking the husbands; as WITHOUT the support of any party, the most inde- lent member of congress, William Kent of California, is been re-elected. Perhaps a moral might be squezed from CHARLES MEYER of New York has laid a wager that he can travel around the world without once smiling. We're! fm on that. Bet him all he likes he can't visit Seattle and| hear the standpats tell what ailed this, state without busting off four vest buttons. THE best comment on Tuesday's ‘lection is that of vice presidential candidate, Hiram Johnson, who says: “The lasting and permanent victory was won by the progressives Tuesday in the crystallization of a great public Sentiment founded upon a moral conception.” “POLICE! Murder!” yelled a guest at Hotel Raymond, San Diego, clad in his pajamas and perched on an outside balcony. They learned that in his jim-jams the poor fellow thought he was in the hands of the N. Y. police. He was Making the correct holler, all right, drunk or sober. TODAY’S BEST STORY : She was a charming debutante, and he was a somewhat serious Conversation was rather fitful, so he decided to guide it into channels. “Are you fond of literature?” he asked. “Passionately,” she replied. “I love books dearly.” “Then you must admire Sir Walter Scott.” he exclaimed with sud- @en animation. “Is not his ‘Lady of the Lake’ exquisite in its flowing Grace and poetic imagery? Is it not——" “It , perfectly lovely,” she assented, clasping her hands in ec- ae one yy ean read it a dozen times.” ott's ‘Marm he continued, “with ifs rugged simplici and marvelous description: ag ey “It is perfectly lovely,” she assented, clasping her hands in ec “And Scott's ‘Peveril of the Peak’ and his noble ‘Bride of Lam- ee la gg in the English language will you find anything more ? You like them, I am sure?” “I just dote upon them,” she replied. ‘And Scott's Emulsion?” he continued hastily, for a faint susp! @ion was beginning to dawn upon him. “I think,” she interrupted rashly, “that it's the best thing he ever YOU'RE BILIOUS! YOUR LIVER AND BOWELS ARE INACTIVE--“CASCARETS” Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indi-| mental fears, everything that is * gestion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Headaches come trom a torpid liv- @r and constipated bowels, which cause your siomach to become filled with undigested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in & swill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery—indigestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, horrible and nauseating. A casca ret tonight will surely straighten you out by morning—a 10-cent box will keep your head clear, stomach sweet, liver and bowels make you feel cheerful for months. Don't forget your children—thetr little insides need a good, gentle, cleansing, too, occasionally. CANDY CATHARTIC 10 CENT BOXES -ANY ORUG STORE. = Ala & 60 CENT 80: on RK WHILE YoU SLE OF NEWaPAPRnS Things husbands never say: "Girlie mine, why don't you have your mother make ua a long visit? I'm so lonesome for her. The fellow who writes the pen name of some one else on the bot tom of a check stands a good chance of getting a “pen” name | himself. | Yes, Indeed, Even Twice as Often as Not More often than not the greatest things are done when nobody is looking.—Cleveland, O., Leader. Misdirected energy— A good looking girl wearing one of those butterfly veils, Polishing up a judge's old halo, ‘Talking to a batky horse, Scraping mud off the crosswalks only Trying to beat buckwheat cakes, Wilson will be the eighth preat- dent who was born in Virginia, Naat nd ttt alaatarn ce fe ~ TOO GOOD TO LOSE Jack--Now that you gagement is broken, are en you going to make Blanche send back your letters? worked hard thinking out those letters; they're worth using agaln,—Boston Tran- seript. | death.” * * * * * *® Harry—You bet IT am. 1 * * * * * seeeeeeeeee PREPS ERE EER RE EH “MY one great objection to pork hops,” says Dr. Hirsch of Chicago, “ie the price.” But, doctor, the higher the price, the more a man wants ‘em. Jamaica has 113 kinds of hard- wood trees possessing commercial value. Some birds have a long range of flight, such as the martingale, wild) goose and several members of the! vulture tribe. Im general birds are/ restricted to certain geographical! areas, although the sar fiabing | eagle that inhabits the shores of) THE STAR—THURSDAY, JOSH WISE SAYS: “A @tranger gave himself up marshal o’ yaport, con- he killed Hickory Blud. geo mind a th’ r gave ime ae Hy Oscar of Swedea. Foolhardy. “So you are going to marry George at last,” said the cypiedl young woman to a friend, “What is he like?” “He ia the most upright, high: minded, honorable fellow in the) world,” waa the enthusinatic reply.) “Goodness, my dear,” said the pretty cynic, “you'll starve t@ Pittaburg Dispatch. A Horse Tale City Chap—That's a wonderful mineral spring. It bas fron tn it, I guess, Far Wayback—Indeed it has, Who, ole Sol Perkins’ mare drank outer that there spring, and, by Jove, she hain't been shod since! Her shoes just grow out natcheral from ber hoofs.—Pittsburg Dis patch, Presence of Mind. Clerical Golf Enthusiast (in ditt-| culty) —- Damnation | —er—~ahem !— apropos of nothing — is —er—a« generally discredited doctrine Boston Transcript Quite Another Thing. Marke—I hear that you have been operating In the stock market. Parke--You have been misxin- formed. I've been operated. upon. alk Boston Transcript. Scotland ts seen in south Europe. Copenhagen haa a model fish jmarket, bullt by the municipality With the exception of the larger va rieties, like cod and halibut, all the fish are kept alive in tanks filled with running water. There is no other town where al) the fish. whether cheap or dear, are #0 beautifully fresh. } The North Dakota inventor of a/ new nall puller claima ft will draw a nall perfectly straight every time. | EDITOR’S MAIL Editor The Star } Mra. Emma Naslin fad to pay | $4.01 for the transportation of 310 pounds of freight from Oakland,| Cal, to Seattle, although the spec | ifled charge is but 93 cents, This | in how the freight companies get rich, And not until the $4.01 was [paid did Mrs. Naslin find out what! it was paid for. The freight} charge took 93 cents and the Wells} | Fargo Express Co. charged 60 cents tor helping the United Transfer Co., | of Oukland, steal $2.58 This is what she was actually told at the/ OW. R. R. freight depot. | Is there any law against robbery by express companies? If so, is there any public servant to enforce | such a law? How much longer! shall we have to submit to these | holdups by these public parasites? | J. O, NASLIN, H 424 W. Crockett St. } We don't know. | Ser i Editor The Star: «The first important next congress, which will be over- whelmingly democratic and pro! gressive, stould be to enact a law empowe: through treasury | and postoffice, to lend money di- rectly to the people in the event of a panic or suspension of payments | by the banks. This direct lending could easily be done through the postal savings bonks in sams of) from $100 to $1,000 on adequate se- | curity and at a rate of interest / equal to the average rate throughs | out the states. This would both re-| Heve financial distress and increase | the avaliable circulating currency. | Such a law, designed only for) emergencies, might never have tot be called into action. The money trust would be too wise to invite such competition, for, continued, it would establish a currency based | on the tndividuel wealth of the country—the best of security-—that | might necessitate an entire read- | justment of our banking system in the interests of the peopl Will the democrats and progres: | sives In the ne: congress pins | such a law? If they do, the history of the laat panic in this country bas already been written. WALTER ELDER. jh. act of the } | Lynden, W Editor The Star: Is it right that public officers earning $5 a day should get paid extra for their meals and traveling expenses when I, Inborer, get $2.25 and have to pay all my own expenses? This ts creating class distinetion where there should be none. It is making the officer, who is chosen from among the common people, superior to the common people. ONE OF THE C. P, Editor Star: I want every Modern Woodman of America to send to 310 Callfor- nia Building, Tacoma, Wash., and, get a copy of the Washington Mod- ern Woodman free, The soctet has raised the rates so high that many members must drop out— especially the old men, Kansas gives all about the; suits and members should advise themselves before transferring to the new rates, There is plenty of time—until Jan. 1, 1913. 1 simply want the members to KNOW THE TRUTH, There may be a case started to save the members of Washington. If this fs done those who go into the new rates will have to pay the increased rates, perhaps. SAM POULSEN, 717 Marion St, | Fo Our artist has sketched the “things as they are,” to quote Kipling. The picture shows the relative size of the ord and reproduces a wonderful volume of sound. Finished in quarter-sawed oak or mahogany. Twenty-four double-faced dises— or forty-eight selections—go with this machine, which will do all ‘Tting a bleareyed poodle when there Jare so many motherless children ~| again.” NOVEMBER 14, 1912. A small girl rang her ueighbor's doorbell and asked: “May I come in to see your new rug? The lady brought ber in and she sat down for a while and rocked, all the time looking at the rig. Finally ahe rose to go, remarking pl, it de t make me sick,” Harper's Ba In a Ory Town, “Life is full of inconsistencies,” mused the philosopher, “Yes,” replied the cynic, “in dry towns people lay aside moat for a rainy day.”—Buffalo Express, THESE MAKE US TIRED, The speaker who says, “Now just one more word and I am done’ then keeps on talking for an hour longer. The man who knows just how erything ought to be done and in ite on telling it The woman who wastes time pet- seeking home and love. The old graybeard who tries to act like @ boy, and the old maid who tries to act kittenish, The fellow who thinks that dol- lars make up for wie lack of pom | mon sense, The Early Lesson. “You know I refused you half a dozen times before we were mar-| ried,” said Mr, Meekton’s wife, } “Yea,” replied her husband. “I, wuspect that is what has kept me/ from ever wanting my own way Washington Star. Social Amenities. “Husband, I feel that we ought to give the people next door a din her or something.” “Why so? They have never done anything for us in a social way.” “Yes, they have. I learn that they fed our cat while we were away.” | instrument. It plays FOR GEN EVERYBODY DID IT--VOTED IAL ED CU THAT IS, EVERYBODY NOW CLAIMS THAT HE ppp | Ed Cudibee was not talking for votes, if “The election is over,” he beam- ed. “That Is, everyétie but Gov ernor Hay concedes that.” The sheriffelect cat beam some, too. Ho has 4 pair of Heaming eyon| that are shrewd, lustfous, sympa thetle eyes. | “And everybody voted for me,”) Cadihee continued to beam. “They| all did it. They frankly admit it) to me on every hand, The tele-| phone bell jangles th day and) night long to apprine e of that.! They take me aside to whisper it to me, They grab me by the hand) an they proclaim it bolsterousty.| On the street, in“the street cars, at home, in office buildings, in hotel lobbies, in restaurants, they tell it) to me, Seema | ke | bave shaken! hands with 50,000 people who voted) for me. The election officials muat have blundered a bit when they re) ported only approximately 38,000 votes for me.” When Cudihee steps into Sheriff Bob Hodge's boota next January It will be to begin bis third term an) sheriff of King county. Twice be fore—in 1000 and 1902-—-he broke} into the solid republican phalanx in the county, Cudithee beamed reminiscently of} the old days, He came into some what national fame during his firet) term when he led the posses which! gave chase to the notorious bandit, Harry Tracy, who left behind him) bloody trail of dead and injured, nd finally killed himself when cor- nered. Cudihee, however, did not talk much about that. He drifted) off to his initiation of “Bob” Hodge| and an able one, too.” an a deputy sheriff. tudihee is 69 years old. “L broke him in : GENI 4 deputy in At ED ; Sheriff's office he “The old man was just a little bit the Black Diamond district,” Cud-|too strong for the youngsters,” he fic thee sald. “When he was elected) 1 didn’t think I would ever ran for) man, by far. the office again. And here I am, | firmly. following him right in. I had to| show lees of age than of kindl spank Matt Starwich to do it, too.| good humor, Matt, you kiow, is gnother of my boys. I used to o im just that—|than probable that Cudihee iy boy’ ght him the! astride a fast galloper for real mame. He reen little fel-| erciae. Cudihee just low when h@gtart but he learned| horses. Like to ride them. fast, and haw a beamed. But Cudthee is not an old He carries himself The wrinkles in his face ything yet,” he sald, @ got to get back to iy. It* will be harder work And every morning, done in the past eight when the weathor ts fair, it Is more is Offense x dotes on right, countess; {t's these amt Likes brainy people that make me: mir 'ittle deputy,|to breed them. When he quit the) nervous.” —Plieg F y-Eight Fine Selections With This Talking Machi for $59.10 and on Terms of $8 Down and $5 a ¢ Ett) a Month Vv, that the big, costly machines any rec- were present in person. can do and Dro fund of education and entertainment which never grow old. This same machine is used Recital Hall every Thursday afternoon and day night; it fills the big hall with e: commands as much applause as though the You Can Have All the Music in the World : “You can come to the store and hear it along- side any other machine that’s made—Columbia, A In no other store can such a comparison be made, for no other store sells the Victrola and Edison, the Minute three different makes, Furthermore, if at any future time you decide to get a more expensive machine, we will exchange it for you—so that jt’s plain to be seen that Eilers is the Music Hovse§to do business with, and it’s Largest Stock of' Ri the City Grand Concert Saturday Night at ords in ext o’Clock You Get the Machine felt. dollars déwn and five dollars and no interest. also plain to be seen that tomorrow’s the dt It is sold on terms so easy as to be s¢i No home but can afford to get one. a month—no Third and University OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE, write for the com catalogue of records and the new style ms and let us tell you how to get one on easy ments of: five dollars a month, : Three Makes to C From— Edison, Victor Columbia