The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 23, 1912, Page 4

nist ali ewiaati canbe TAR WIPATE RS Working the Venal Press Already the hand-fed press is rushing to the defense of Wood, the wool trust president indicted for planting dynamite at Lawrence. Listen to the New York Financial World: “It would be hard for the mind of man to conceive of any- thing more ridiculous and unjust than such an attac k upon one] of the most honorable and most respected business men of this country, one of the great master minds of American business life.” Watch that case against Wood. He is one of the master minds who has got “honorable” and “respected” through squeezing the life out of the poor people, and they'll try and acquit him in the mongrel trade organs, if possible. Wood is as guilty as Ettor, and neither of them is guilty until proved so upon fair trial in court. But Ettor swelters for months in a prison cell, while Wood walks the streets an “hon- erable, respected master mind” because he's rich. It would be interesting to know who is paying for the mailing of marked copies of the Financial World, containing abuse of the grand jury that indicted Wood. Getting Adding Machines The recent primaries have brought close to our attention that with all the facilities of the modern telegraph and telephone, it still took more than a week to discover who was the demo- cratic nominee for governor. Several of the contests on the Other tickets were undetermined for a similar period. is really amazing that such delays should be possible But they are, and they will be more so in the future unless we can have election counting machines like they have in parts of New York, Massachusetts and other places. We expecte= and we rather hopo—that in the future we will have on the elec- tion boards men and women who are not professional ward heelers. The latter gentry had some means in the past of get- ting their count quickly. Honest officials are more painstak- fg and their count is slower. They haven't got the experience with the ballots as the professionals. Adding machines would help them out considerably. The opportunities for fraud would be reduced to a minimum, and within an hour after the polls tlosed we could learn the results, Progressive Washington should adopt the election counting machines. It NO MAN is good enough or wise enough to be another Man's master. ANWHOW, Taft can beat Teddy out of his title of “our ‘only living ex-president,” and we sure want to see Bill beat somebody at something. ARCADIA BAKER, 85, leaves a $20,000,000 estate upon ying at Santa Monica, Cal. Got much real estate early and ‘gat on it while others paid taxes and built up its value. PHILADELPHIA LEDGER says that Hiram Johnson is the most humiliating character in American history. He is indeed humiliating the fellows who have their hands in other folks pockets. “AVOID the married man!" advises Miss Estelle Massey, ‘ef St. Louis, who loved Rev. W. T. Dunn, 48 and father of Mine children. Seems like sound advice, too. At least, she ught to count the children and draw the limit line at, say Bix or seven. THE working class makes the bayonet, sharpens the bay- ‘Pact, polishes the bayonet, and finally “patriotically” thrusts the bayonet into the working class—for the benefit of the em- ploying class. The steel of which bayonets are made is good Steel and would make excellent hammers, chisels and screw- drivers. HOW to become a millionaire: (a) Buy some human labor- wer of people who are forced to sell their labor-power, but ist upon getting about $8 for $2. (b) Buy this tabor-power by the day, thus encouraging your workers to keep on living and, by cating, sleeping and rearing children, to get more labor- power to sell to you. 7 Star—Please for God andjall. Why, in all moral, ethical or nity and our own mother,'legal right, should 3,000 voters in push the good work of getting a Washington be deprived of their mother’s pension. choice for governor because of such ‘The power of the press is un-|a joker in our law, changing mate- Himited. Please use it for good,!rially the verdict of the people? a8 you always have since I knew| More vigorously still, let me ‘The Star. |CONDEMN that abomination, But get the pension. PARTISAN PRIMARIES, that IN Yours in respect and confidence,| NO WAY express our selection of MERT C. EMMONS. officials, defeating the very ends and aims of the real intents of free Editor Star: May I register a/ primaries, Our only recourse, lat- mighty SCRATCHED Vigorous protest against tnat por-|er, is a oe ot the primary law that en-| BALLOT! a first and second choice for| Give us FREE NON-PARTISAN v and other offices? It is|PRIMARIES at once, ye Solons, Bot the least of evils. It is not|that we may have real democracy the greatest good to the greatest that really democs. Sincerely, Rumber—or the greatest good to} MINNIE B. FRAZIER. —_— ain EXPLAINED “Henry, here’s a hair on your coat!” “Yes, dear; it's one of yours.” it's blonde hair, and my hair is black.” “IT know, dear, but you must remember I haven't worn this coat Before in a month.”—-Yonkers Statesman. BALKED “I've had some experience with athletics,” said the returned con- iecenas, “and, at a pinch, I've posed as the man-higher-up in a peze act, but I'm not willing to walk a barbed-wire fence barefoot for the benefit of my constituents—and that's just what this thing of Standing on my record amounts to.”—Atlanta Constitution FOR DANDRUFF, FALLING HAIR OR IICHY SCALP—25c “‘DANDERINE” @AVE YOUR HAIR! DANDERINE DESTROYS DANDRUFF AND STOPS FALLING HAIR AT ONCE—GROWS HAIR, WE PROVE IT, If you care for heavy hair, that;die; then the hair fall ogg with beauty and is radiant) If your hair has -eadigep 3 With life; bas an incomparable|and is thin, faded, dry, scragey or Softness and is fluffy and lustrous) too oily, don't hesitate, but get a you must use’ Danderine, betause|25 cent bottle of Knowlton'’s Dan. Bothing else accomplishes so much|derine at any drug store or tollet for the hair. counter; apply @ little as directed Just one application of Knowl-|and ten minutes after you will say 6 Danderine will double the/this was the pest investment you uty. of your hair, besides it im-|ever made. lately dissolves every particle| We sincerely belley r dandruff; you cannot have nice,|of everything ‘ies aaron. tn wy, healthy hair if you havelit you desire soft, lustrous, beaut!- ruff. ‘This destructive scurf| ful hair and lots of 1t—no dandrutt gobs the hair of its lustre, its|—no itching scalp and no more Strength and its very Mfe, and if! falling hair “you must use Knowl overcome it produces a fever |ton’s Danderine. If eventually # and itching of the scalp;/why not now? A 26 cent bottle hair roots famish, loosen and| will truly amaze you, | wai , i... SAY YOU SAW IT IN THE STAR. THE STAR—MONDA SEPTEMBER 23, 1912. Mise Dilipickies Busies Herself With Finding a Central American Gen- tloman for Whom an Unknown Damee! Yearns in Sunny Mirimba, BY FRED SCHAEFER CAUSE FOR ANXIETY Myrtle--What made you nervous when Harry started to propose? Bthel—1 wasn't sure that was hin intention.—Hoston Post, A CURE FOR LOVE “You, I finally got rid of him,” sho sald, “without having to tell could learn to love him, 1 didn’t want to.do that, because he's an awfully nice fellow, and I should have been very sorry to cause bim pain.” “How did you manage It?” her riend asked. \| “Why, you see, he's subject to hay fever, so I decorated the house with golden rod whenever he sent ord tha Record- Herald A VERY QUIET MAN “Timpers te a quiet man.” “Yeu, indeed. Timpers makes about much noise as the letter ‘* ta rogiio.” — Birmingham AgeHerald. CERTAINLY DID Polly—I hear she married be- neath ber. Cholly—-Is that so? Polly--Yes, her husband plays a miserable & of bridge. RATT hhhh * * * Getting Warm. * * “Have they started a new * *® party, pat” * * “Yes, my son.” * * “Bay, pa, politics will soon # & be as bad as religto whecdoneld mee fae itl Judge * KR th Here was a romance in real life. It would be a kind act to unite He poem Ginee Care fend: Weaeme Knicker—"Do you understand L jing sad-eyed out of the window of | MOrteages”” else to read, I'd advise you to look |*"¢ mission plumbing, pining for! ieep”—New York Sun one word from the gay cavalier who ¥ x through the classified ads in & has gone she knows not where, a are/and wishing ob, that them hasty Some of them / There's more heart interest | Words had not been spoken. And a wanderer on the too, than in any account |he, no doubt, newspaper. rich. in them, of a society funtion you ever read, | face of the earth seeking to forget) 1 always save the paper until I can|the face that haunts him atti, yet read the |too proud tn his sensitive Castilian Today a that was a story in itself, It was | #0d find it was only a terrible mi under the head of “Personal,” and | ‘ke. it went Ike this | Here was a romance in real life. In Mirimba ie a dark eyed senorita who would Iike very much to learn something of the whereabouts of Mr. Gar vanza X. del Pistacho To males I could see ft at once—a beautl ful maiden, mostly Spanish, look- ae these two fond hearts. somebody could find Mr X. del Pistachio Tomales, love romance, so why that somebody be— Tam golng to try (Continued.) earn: shouldn't FORESIGHT Howell—Why don’t you run for office? ceo Powell—Ift I did, I would have to Nk BORROWED “1 see society people at Newport had a baby show.” Ys “Where did they get the babies?” i “It was a loan exhibition, | believe.”"——Washington Herald. ‘ BLE WORK ».\ Filkins-—Thought you Intended to sell your suburban home? | Witkine—1 did, until | read the alluring story my advertising b a wrote; then I decided to keep it myself.-—Judge. TWO SHUT UP Restaurant Patron (sarcastically)—1 am glad to see your baby shut up, madam Moth -Yes, sir. You are he saw the animals eat at the > only th’ ¢ Puck that’s pleased him sin NOTHING LEFT | His look was the look of utter desolation. “My last friend,” exclaimed, “has just borrowed my last dollar!”—Puek. y RARE ABILITY if Willie—Paw, what is @ statesman? Paw--A statesman is a politician who can talk intelligent! Schedule K, my son.—Cincinnati Enquirer. meeyinde NATURALLY First Bug the other day. Second Bug-—The grittiest one I ever knew was a sand flea. COMPLETELY REFORMED Mr. Buzz—Why is the woodpeck er so cordially disliked? Willie Troe Toad—Because he is such a knocker, of course. a ONLY FLATS T met the nervieat bug Bill Collie be such a quarrelsome dog Bull the Bite used to always The Bug—Whither goest thou, fighting. brother? Heiney Dachs—-But since he won The Cricket—Well, you've heard| the middleweight championship of the cricket on the hearth? There ain't no more hearths around here, 80 I've got to emigrate, F) does is to go on exhibition and sit around and bark, item caught my eye | 8atere to return to Central America }it would be a kind act to reunite If only Garvanza 1 dearly | he’s hired a manager and all }igji@puldn't find you anywhere! ee oe “Talk about bein’ public spirited hen committee asked hh’ Becleysport Weekly Whang to publish that $3 a day would be paid all emergency harvest, heip, th’ iter at once looked up th’ place an’ offered th’ services of his inte His Time. “When doos your husband © to do all bis reading?” ually when | want to tell him ething important."—Det roit Press. find Proof. ‘Stella—"Are they in love?” ly) Beila—"They must be; she lis- tens to him describe a ball game and he listens to her describe a i gown.”—-Brooklyn Life. HEREDITY || row First Bunny—Here comes that grouchy old rabbit. He's too quar relsome to agree with any one, Second Bunny—Well, I suppose he must be a descendant of a Welsh rabbit. “HATCHED |The Kgg—Say, mother has been looking all over for you and Fresh Chick—Aw, go chase yer- self an’ tell ‘er I'm out! ' him tn so many words that I never| jand regulator needed—a little given 1 CANNOT ACeg A RAISE Boss, NO HONEY- DONT TRy TO HUARY HOME TONIGHT-STAY our AS LATE AS you LIWE 1 CANNOT TAWE A TIP-my SALARY Is MORE THAN AMPL thing well, there is one thing i want know when one of these swell in this burg goes out with s one arm and @ cane in her hand, how is she going to & $2000 gown so it wont get BY THE JUNIOROFFICE BOY the whiskers is the Hmmit reading} think of it, over in london they| ome problem, seems to me are wearing them old-style fire- gee, but they are the limmit escapes, the curly kind that crawl { bet if a guy dressed hisself up the way them storie® tells about he never could walk through central No Material, “Are you expecting a this year?” asked one jabout half way across your face and then saw off like the end of a | breakwater park but there is guys in this town | ~ squirrels would chase him to/that will do ft, if it's done in dear|has been #0 deat! old london that there won't be any” then they will go and walk up /|left."—Washington Star. — down Sth avenoo and let the wd whistle throngh their sea- weed, and think they are helping to decorate the street quite a bit also { see tight pants are coming | in, the kind that you got to coax yourself into with a shoe horn or if they do, 1 see where there aint | If Cross, Feverish, Bilious,/no happy new year next september Stomach Sour, Give “Syrup for about 76,319 repairing and of Figs” to Clean Its Little! ?ressing specialists in this town with them kind of pants, all you Clogged-up Bowels. got to do ta to put them on in or- der to get rid of the rinkles, and what show will the poor little tailor at the corner have then maby they will even up on re- pairs, you cant sit down in them 1835 breeches without running a terrible risk and the dames are going to be 2 little crazier than usual, so i hear|can lock the waste-basket going to carry canes, for one safe.”—-Washington Star. 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