The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 14, 1912, Page 4

: THE STAR—TUESDAY, MAY 14, 1912. eettes as 8 rae FEN, your FF | 1T LOOKED THAT WAY Suppressing Childhood “To keep the children off the streets and help them to grow up useful members of society, juvenile workrooms are to be opened in Vienna,” says a cablegram, : 7 What a glorious lot of followers of Christ we Christians Save the children by abolishing childhood! nursing bottle away from the babe and put him in a sweat shop, least he learn to play and become a member of society who can’t or won't work! Society is weak and heedless the children work out their own salvation at hard labor, Give Us the Holes! On with that house bill for coinage of half-cent pieces to meet the bargain counter prices which split the cent! : Bargain counters will likely meet the coinage by stopping the splitting of the cent, but maybe one can get a smell of bacon or beef for the cute little coins with the hole in their Coinage of holes comes somewhat appropriate with JOSH WISE SAYS: wut—a family hatchet that wae OI nik ae LOTS OF TIME WASTED *& Hana, did you have & of gifts on your birth © v0 * % “Not half enough, considers ® ing how good | was for month before." —Fiie- & ® gende Blatter, SERRE REE REE EEE REE A WASTE OF TIME? Shall we go to Burope on our honeymoon, dear? “| want to go awfully. h & waste of time to I don't know why u Freddy—That's a swell hat Cros- b Brown—t1 think you did it with| ‘Roeddy—You, It matches hin | Yesterday for hie summer's work: maticg aforethought. AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore — “Iiunty Pulla the Strings.” Metropolitan—Felix club in “The Flowers of the West.” Geattio—Jessic Shirl “The Primrose F “The Gay Parisians.” Orpheum— Vaudeville. Emprese—Vaudevilic. antages Vaudeville, Grand—-Vaudeville and motion pictures Clemmer-——Photopiaye and vau deville. Melbourne--Photoplays and vau- deville. Co, in y's wearing. His majesty King Sol fiddied up He went to his labors in real mid- bead. season form. During the afternoon ni all those wonderful JUST LIKE PHOTOGRAPHS “Have you any references?” asked the lady of the house, “Yes, ma'am; a lot of ‘em.” “Why didn’t you bring them with you?” “They're just like aay postanrapie ma’am, .None of ‘em does me|tric fan, and the weather bureau. Detroit Free Press. the average wage under $6, anyhow. Cheerful Cousin Cousin Bill Taft is cheering up Ohioans with a right de- lightsome explanation of these Standard Oil and Tebacco de- cisions, especially those Ohioans who consume oil and tobaceo, The decisions, says Bill, restored competition and thus faised prices and stock values. Cheer up, you chumps! Pri and Confidence Rise Prices of flour, pork, beef, coffee, ete, are nearly one-fifth higher than on April Ist. f : Big Business is gaining confidence in its ability to beat Bob LaFollette and Woodrow Wilson. DIARY Parents give a baby credit for having a lot of sense at one yoar, and consideriag what a short time it had to learn something it really has more sense at .. Where @ man made over too much by the women of his tribe he gets that peacock got mo con trol over herself when ft comes to buying, my Aunt Hester swore off going down town. Put Uncle Amos can't notice any difference, because the peddiers and canvassers hare found ont where miliiner ie always startled when a woman shows really goud taste in selecting a hat WHERE WAS JOHN? A San Francisco woman husband had beea dead some years went to a medium who produced to her satisfaction the spirit of her dead husband: FROM HI6 PERSONAL FRIEND 1 can't ‘elp amilin’ when I looks You're such a ugly ‘Avent yout kida never “Sorry, old man, I called you a fool, I should have remembered the well-known tojunction.” “You mean the verse which says that he who calls his brother a|'* of the sun fell with the ease foo! in in danger of everlasting fire Star reporter drooped his wings,| | YL meen Eadie "The truth should not be spoken at all and bia coat came off, SOCIAL STATUS He—After all, society is a mere Me—Well, and what part of the machine do you cranks.-—Boston Transcript. (DIRS “Our ancestors came over in the Mayflower.” I have relatives stil! living who have been of- “That's nothing, fered big money to go into vaudeville.” THREE AKREeW EHR RAD * * “I expect to be able, in about five years, to retire and live *| ® on the Interest of my investments.” * But I didn't know you were making invest What are they? “I haven't made any so far, but I have three very beautiful ® daughters growing up."~Chicago Record-Herald. * THUM, mayor of Pasadena and RARER ERHKAHRARA RRR Sticky fly-paper, chases his office flies with a brick-bat, they say. BACK TO THE SCRAP PILE “| understand that car of Juggernaut has been put out of business “Vea,” repited the chauffeur. “As soon as the people found it warn't a 1912 model, they wouldn't stand for it.” A METHOD IN HER MADNESS GEORGE W. PERKINS says that trusts are a blessing. Sure, Weok what they've done for George!—Philadelphja Inquirer. PROBLEM for psychological engineers: Was the famous Judicial Temperament biown up from the inside or the outside?—Chicago Trib- A SCIENTIST announces that “meat eaters are more active than! Sure. Otherwise they wouldn't be meateaters.—Cleve- | MEANTIME let us not forget that American mining kills about workingmen every year and no great fuss is made over them. New York World. ENGLAND'S drink bill in 1911 was $910,000,000, the heaviest on No wonder John Bull thought he saw a German invasion— THE Chinese populace ig awaking to the solemn fact that it takes more than a unanimous hair cut to establish a republic on a practical basis.—Washington Star. "= NO, SIR, we don't belie’ “Below the belt. The slightest tap below Bill's beit, ‘world would know if without mist ak happy now?” “lL am very happy,” faft's claim that Roosevelt hit him than you were on earth with me?” she arked. ”" was the anewer, “I am far happier now that earth with you.” “Tell me, Jolin, what is it MISS JENNIE CROCKER, heiress to a gentleman who was one @f the especially privileged is to have the toenails of the dogs in her regularly manicured. Their O, to be a Crocker dog, kennel at Hillsborough, Calif. teeth will also be cleaned twice a day. fitam worry and the high cost of living! po sd “To tell the truth, I found a per- right?” fert creation <2 that | “Yes, | was just lucky enough to P IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Heavens, jlonged for a chance “Heaven!” John replied, not in heaven."—MeClure’s Maga- sh a adit ¥O R TAT irs. Jenkins was fore bate Gone anding the mirror arranging her thin (reprovingly)-—“De know what happens to liars when Ket going to stop? Will it hands in her hair, The climate is fast long? This weather is the Him. |26 doubt fine here, your spring is 4t, and I thought it was always de-|why, oh why, do you persist in the true that “no-/ fallacy loves a fat man,” and I sup- that, eontrariwise, everybody | all that a person would want, but " he began, “why don’t you do your hair the way you “Why don’t you?" retorted Mrs, Jenkins.—Lippincott’s, “Yeu, air; they te still,” —Boston Transcript, Hgbtful here. that it doesn t GETTING IT ALL doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, protetas, and above something nitrogenous, The doctor mentioned a long list foods for him to eat. MRS, A. P. RODINKAMP, Hotel Berkeley. j “Are you going to marry that little Tommy Gilder?” I want to say right here that a/ - woman does not always love ev- Editor The Star: I wish to bring! , that is on a day like Sun-jbefore the people of Seattle a mat- day or Monday. And as | paused |ter which has been sadly overlooked air at Seventh avenue yesterday !by the public up to this time. oon after climbing four blocks | “Why, he's a mere cipher.” “He's six mere ciphers, with a dollar mark and a figure ‘2’ in front of them."—Cleveland Plain Dealer, AN ENVIABLE PEDIGREE “Paid a thousand for the dog, did youT it eught to be well bred at “1 can only tell you that | wish | had a pedigree like his, that’s all.” —Fliegende Blatter. ON THE ROAD HI8 REASON He staggered out and wobbied into a Penn aven- ue restaurant “How about beefateak ?" he asked “Is that nitrogenous The waiter didn't know “Are tried potatoes rich in oar bohydrates or not?” The waiter couldn't say. In our public market places are on Madison street I don’t believe caged chickens and other kinds of that I fowl, day after di and many times 5 during the hot days there is no wa As I stood there gasping, trying ter to which these birds can have to fan myself with a post car, and access. fo fan myself with a post card, and bumane society, but the public tn TE thought of the dear friend who had general, to demand that those in me to come out here from | charge of these birds at the market Minnesota, of all her lovely tales of places see to it that a dish of water! the beautiful, equabie climate, the is placed in each cage so that the delightful mornings, the pleasant af- fowl can have a copious supply. ternoons and the cold nights and 1! there was a soul on earth loved. It behooves not only the poor man in despair hash.” —Pittsbarg A SEATTLE GIRL. “Are you looking for work?” “No, sir; I'm looking for money, bot Im willing to work because that's the only way I can get it." Boston Transcript. ENTERPRISING ‘Can I see that motoriet brought here an hour » hasn't come to hie ‘Oh, that's all right. only want to sell him another car. - No anxiety on Baking-day if you use A CAUSE FOR DOUBT characteristic Whistler anecdotes ever p is contained in J. J. Conway's prints of Famous ‘The story is as follows: A very dirty specimen of the Lon- don newsboy approached Whistle: one day to sell him a paper. First Actor—Sir, when I played in that town the people dropped their ABUNDANCE OF SOFT, FLUFFY HAIR AND NOT A PARTICLE OF DANDRUFF Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Dan- H derine and Just Try This—|prittie and acraggy, just. mo Stops Hair Falling Out at|cloth with Dandoerine and carefully ‘Ob, you must be more than that,” remarked Whist “No, sir, 1 ain’ Then turning to a fi was with him, Whistler sald: don't think he could get as dirty as that in seven years, do you? Denver Times. RICES A CREAM ing Powder .Insures light, sweet, wholesome food ' A pure,Cream of Tartar Dr Bak Danderine dissolves every particle | fect is ama: your hair will be ot Dandruff like snow beneath the |Hsht, fluffy and wavy, and have an blazing sun, ¢ se8, invigorates the scalp; forever stop-|C°™Mparable luster, —softnes ping itehing and falling hair, Within ton minutes after an ap-| mer of true hair health, plication of Danderine, you cannot] Get a 26-cent bottle of Knowlton's find a single trace of Demdruff or | Danderine from any drug store or and your scalp|toflet counter, and prove to your- “Billingsley has been elected tr the Book Club.” “But I thought a member must be a collector of some sort?” “Oh, Billingsley is eligible. collects seed catalogues.” — Cleve- land Plaip Dealer. “loowe or falling hal will not itch, but what will please | self tonight—now-—that your hair is you most will be after a few weeks'|as pretty and soft as any—that it ise, when you will actually see new|has been neglected or injured by hair, fine and downy at first--yes—|careless treatment—-that's all: HARD TO TELL “It ip easy to foo! the public,” re. marked the cynic. replied the man who used] but really new hair “And yet it is often di - ficult to say whether a ma been fooling the public or whethe the public has been amusing itself with him.”—-Washington Star. ° sprouting all|surely can have beautiful h rver the sealp, A little Danderine will immedi-| Danderine, STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS drooping individu: in all sorte of raiment paid homage to his ily fire. Geattie tried all sorte of weapone—the straw hat, the elec- A Star reporter was sent out to fot @ story-~a story of an actor or an actress, Tripping his way through the business streets upon the pavements of which the brililant HI$ APOLOGY of & sputtering autumn shower, the The Orpheum had started its first new show of the week—the place looked pleasant, and the subwayed cbaracteristic of the vaudeville house, giving it that cooling atmos phere, appealed. Within, the usual matinee crowd, unmindful of heat, sun, or spring fever, was applauding 12 chorus girls, all of whom were moving themselves with the pre etxton of an Eigin movement. They kept it up for 15 minutes. *| Hot, ain't it?” queried Manager % Hitter as he viewed the spectdcle. | "Who are these girls?” queried the | reporter. “Come along; I'll show you.” Down in the dressing rooms, on & make-believe sort of a summer settee, made out of a trunk and a horse blanket, sat Mary Read, after the act. Her hair was all undone. She had just come out of a shower and she was covered up in a bath- robe of English make. “Hot, ain't it?” she asked as she dropped on @ box seemingly ex- FAME Detroit Free Press, HIS INVESTMENTS SUCCESSFUL looked hot. sirle In this heat?” was question | * No, 1 * “But we have to be very careful,” | explained Mary. “Doctor's orders! » are that we have to remain indoors Doctor's orders! That startied the Star reporter, “So you asked Evelyn's father last . night, eh? Did you come out all I got. my light in the Mower bed, where the round was soft.” husband entered the room. TOMMY'S FIGURE not delay longer. Long Kimonos You Have Seen in. Seattle, on Sale Wednesday— 98c ‘These are made of exceptionally good quality crepe and chailis, full lepeths and extra wide, solid colora and fancy designs Many of the patterns are copied from high priced silk kimonos; all colors and all sizes, Special Wednesday . 98c Big Special in Sun Bonnets and Sun Hats— 17c Regular Prices t5c to S0¢.—Third Fioar, At no other store cnt bonnets like there f and 500. Bi > and fancy patterns. The very best Sunbon- nets shown, Women’s Fine Untrimmed Hats— 98c Including Milan, Fancy Straws, Chips, Hemp, Patent Reed, ete, in numerous golore; worth up to $4.00. Very special at... ....e. cece cece 8c “Why do you drink so much (ny “My wife boils all our drinking water and I've just got to have something that tastes wet.” formed a) ately double the beauty of your ir. No difference how dull, faded, draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at atime. The ef- purifies and|®PPearance of abundance; an in- Womon's Bathing Suite Juxuriance, the beauty and adh aglfte Sigs OO $10 “And you can dance with those|/¢kxtttkekkhkhktekt bd An din din. din andinsiaalin indian Ae eA he Empress presents a good bill j bate an hour after the performance. | this wee! duction of “Paris by Night” as a headliner. The act shows the ex- He didn't know that chorus girls terior of the famous “Moulin Rouge” traveled under doctors’ orders. |and the interior of the well-known But Mary Read's girls do. They | cafe, the “Rat Mort” and {s fall of travel all the way from John Tiller’s| many clever and startling dances, dancing school in Manchester, Eng-|The popular Nat Carr delighted the act.5 land. lary Read, aged 2: audience with his Hebrew imper- . sonations and parodies and was|Armour and Frank Tenor called upon for a speech. Madge Douglas and Eddie Heron present a playlet, “Jimmy Pinkerton’s First !low Panton & London Co SKOOND AVE, BETWEEN SPRING AND SENECA. Women’s and Misses’ New Suits at $175 That You Would Expect to See Marked $20.00, $22.50 or Even $25.00. A magnificent special lot we are showing for Wednesday's selling at this price—$17.50, including Whipcords, All - Wool Serges, Diagonals and Novelty Mixtures, in an assortment of over 200 Suits—sizes for everybody. In fact, ladies, we have included all our $19.50 and $20.00 Suits; also some at $22.50 and $25.00. If you are thinking of buying a Suit, you should abe ie ertce tvssaia: Women’s and Children’s Bathing Suits The Most Complete Line in Seattle MARY READ CAPTAINS 12 DANCING GIRLS--ALL THE WAY FROM LON * AT THE EMPRESS Celli , with a pantomime pro- The Best $1.50 and $1.75 ;New One-Piece House Dresses— 98c Worth $1.50 and $1.75. New models and new patterns in pretty new houne dresses, made of good pér- cale and chambray ginghams, Trimmed with contrasting jos and with colors to match. High ik, square neck or round neck. Dozens of patterns and all sizes, The best values you have ever seon for the price. BLACK PETTICOATS— 49c Worth The and $1.00; biack cotton Petticoats, good quality, with silk lustre finish; well made and good width; deep tailored or fancy founce; all lengthe $1.50 Separate Skirts— $1.19 Women's and Misses’ Top Skirts, made duck, dark blue and biack polka dot ai black and white shepherd plaid; regula: Children’s Bethin Suits at 69 to . r lots of it if you will Just try a little $15.00, are considered. shapes and effects Unequalled Styles in New Trimmed Mi “Displayed in the greatest variety on our new Third Floor, Hats at the most modergte prices to be found in Seattle when style The exhibit includes the very newest and large assortments iv select from; values from) it each of the following prices ..........+5 wesinas Addins Seawees $1.98 $2.98 3 Case,” that was weil and Luce, instrumental Mary ‘s entrusted with their/are a ~ are tg Reet ae Pe lot, ain't it?” spoke up f ir. ‘usted after her act. The Star re-|pheum ticket seller as tne Star $e porter didn't have to say it—he/ porter walked out of the theatre. imber, novelties a little out of the ond Harry Thriller lived up to his: with his chair balanci nastic feats, kkk kkk hhh * AT THE PANT. RENEE RHEE EE *| Pantages this week often good — bill. Opera Singers,” Medrid,” render from grand opera. : “Love's Old Sweet Songs @ Pretty Romona Ortiz 7 clever slack rope w: & McNish, real con some good jokes, both old Yacklay & Burneli's some clever plano n interesting little ski ‘A Yellow Scoop,” a journalism.