The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 4, 1912, Page 4

eb ao LEER Prey Tey sates — rHWKST LEAGUR oe NEWSPATRNS evice of the United at Seattle, Wash postoftioe By mall, oui of elty, &o per mon. up to alx ed Dally by The Star Publishing Co. Consolation Did you read that latest thing from the great soul of Will- iam Jennings Bryan, delivered at the memorial meeting to the Titanic’s dead “Let no man bring to my deathbed for my consolation Darwin's ‘Descent of Man.’ Rather let my friend read to me} the Twenty-third Psalm: ‘The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want.’” To all people who think for some time in life, this proposition ; Either I am descended from a soulless, stomachless, briin- less, spineless germ, as science declares, or I am from God. The study of the scientific side of this proposition is fas cinating, the argument full of logic. The end arrived at is a blank wall, with no hope, no consolation, We're simply soul léss brutes of high degree, and life is but a contemptible joke on the spermatozoa. We go down in Titanics and that’s the last of us, so far as our widows, orphans and loved friends are con- cerned. Disbelief, hopelessness, despair But when a man has reached Bryan's age, he sees ‘that all] y¢ the happiness possible in this life does not suffice, with Death and Eternity knocking at the door, that all the force of reasan, uctions of logic fall short of what thinking men must themselves there comes, at e to face with Forever, man turns from the deep hole/ which logic has dug downward and turns his face upward to} catch the satisfying rays of faith from on high. The picture of I's cold knocking about with the cadavers in th anic coffin, down there in the sea, gives place to a picture of a child, happy, at peace on the breast of God, the Father Let science those we've “ shall comf blessed corpse safe gnaw her husks ved and lost awhile, wt us. The Lord is the Shepherd of |* and His rod and His staff] Dangerous Illustrations (Editorial from Collier's. Weekly.) The form Washington, Mr. Jones, ing Col, Roosevelt's attack on Senator Lorimer of Mlinois served: “Lf former side when Pilate senator discuss ob wosevelt had been standing on one Jews, aiter having ex amined into the charges ar und no fault m Him, but, at the demand of the people, turned Him over to them for crucifixion, he would have clapped his hands and exclaimed: ‘Most right eous, most honorable, most just judge.’” At this point Senator Poindexter, gressive colleague, interrupted “J do not know that I am exactly which the senator is now making. Dx parallel Jesus Christ with the senator from Illinois” Why is it that when the reactionaries take refuge ‘gry, they so inevitably land in dif > Perhaps it @use, being unaccustomed to real thought ut anything they do not subject their similes to analy escape; they hunt them up merely President R 1 delivered Jesus to the | | ty | Pe the standpat ora lear as to the iit * the senat mean to n his-| 3 be-} ‘om moved, anyway? Mr. X. Pounder—Brace up and have some confidence tn yourself, and yor Tl amount to something. if wa have faith you can move moun Lazy Luke—-Oh, well! Who wants AN OPTIMIST Do we have to Educated Sdgar—No; we satpone it until tomorrow merely yer don't have ter «et up!” THE STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 4, 1912. “Pm tinkta’ uv swipin’ an alarm clock.” Firat Hobo—I'm takin’ up a col For why? Youse don't need one, |jpetion to butld him & monument do yor? |» Second Hobo—Whot Ne but Cink uv de joy uv) ) First Hobe—De inventor of the hearin’ {t go off—and knowin’ dat) vacuum cleaner; think of gettin spruced up without water? WHAT HE REQUIRED “SHY ie deme! Mr. Goodsole—What's your real jobjection to taking a bath? Solled Samucl—You see, mister, n 80 delicate dat if leven git nea Ide water I ehrink. Why don't 1 would, ma'n 1 had and material do you! require “A knife an’ fork an’ some food.” A Bad Lot JOSH WISE BAYS: “Judd Hosscawn ain't got what you might call » modern barn. id of a door he piles raiis in th’ ing speech lentrance ter keep th’ stock from | eecapin’.” Observations \* * WILL the time come when a FOURTH term will be dis-|* cussed? GOOD EVENING! 1 It's Saturday evening. You've got. Mf tonight and all day tomorrow in which TO REST. Forget |» ax worries, lay aside your cares AND REST AND ENJOY * 'OURSELF IN A WHOLESOME WAY. Then, on Mon-|# @ay morning, you'll be able to take up your work with renewed! i* energy and enthusiasm. That's the right plan. iS PASSENGERS on board La France, greatest French\s ” liner, must have drawn sighs of relief when the ship entered|* New York harbor this week. She had completed her maiden ‘voyage in safety. —--—-— IN THE EDITOR'S MAIL Editor The Star: A word, please.) deny the truth of every allegati fm behalf of Diltms park. It is| made in @ false and uncalled for my opinion that if the Women's |tack made upon me by a newspaper Federation of Clubs and all clubs |in this city? @rganized for the advancement of! There is not a vestige of fact onl® Ruman ideals in this city, together | which to hang a story that I do] With individuals who sympathize, nounced the rican fing as 4|% ‘Would draw up and sign a petition dirty rag. or that I have made my-|« © preserve Dilling park, then Dill seit obnoxious in the light depart-|# fing park would be preserved |ment, where | work, by the expres-|® It's a real pity, isn’t it, that that / sion of my political views. 1 would|# mite is (or seems to ber the only | he giad if you would interview my|# Qvailable and convenient site i | associates there and ascertain their|® this large town for a municipal |opinions of my character and con-|* Garage” | duct \* Other cities are watching Seattle. |" ‘Tie statement that I might be de-| * Many blunders, always for the bene-| reived of my citizenship is an ab. Mt of some fat-in-the-purse-and-inflw-| oo 4 lie, made as a pait Ot 4 ouhouns ee men, have already occurred to| 1) Yiscredit the {ust growing svent | mere on cyto be -criticteed ist party and {ts known adherent Let us remember, too, that we—| rampage yees? ail of us who live here—intend to| | believe in social order and social take as favorable an impression as|Peace. Whatever is good in the possible during our Potlateh festiv-| American system of government, I fies. Let us make and keep our |@™ t r is against the tn @ty beautiful terest of the majority | am against, Let us petition the preservation 484 Working to abolish by a peace of Dilling park for the good and wel-|{¥!, social revolution. The red flag fare of thousands of Seattle's citi-|'* the symbol of that revolution, and fens and the admiration and good |‘hat is all the w comment of our sister cities. | 1 do MRS. B. H. WILLIAMS, —_j fetich of Winslow Place, | color. Kas: to th Editor: Star: Will you be kind | Presudtee @ough to give me space in whic htol - th i fe not believe in any plece of cloth of any| Socialism wins by its appeal | ¥ intelligence, instead of to ULE weL s HULET M. WELL 4 CROSS, SICK AND FEVERISH [ CHILDREN NEED CASCARETS : | * } Most of the ills of childhood are caused by a sour, disordered stom- Gch, sluggish liver and constipated bowels. They catch cold easily, be- feverish, restless, tongue coated, don't cat @F sleep wel! and need a gen though thorough, physic—but don’t try fo force a nauseating dose of cil into the little one’s already sick stomach Ht is cruel, needless and old-fashioned. Any child will gladly take Cascarets, which act gently—nover gripe Or produce the slightest uneasiness—though cleanses the little one’s | sweetens the stomach and puts the liver and bowels in a pure, hy condition. Full directions for children and grown-upa | in each package. Mothers can rest easy after giving this | gentle, thorough laxative which costs only | 10 cents per box. } th w HESHLATE STOW, LIVER 6-80NES i O00 -WEVER GRIPE OR SICKEN. i : th her first party tha go home ning it has for me.| you agai Magazine. each other, but particular’ about how they handle yhen you ring up a residence | answers en who never travel because won't trust their husbands to re. eee erent ne Inquisitive Dorothy. Little Derethy was having first experience of riding in a sleeper. She was in a lower berth with her mother, and whe asked so many ques tions that she had to be told to keep quiet, “Just one more, mamma,” coaxed the little miss. yho has the flat Boston Transcript above RRAKRHRHERERE ES Home-Made Doughnuts j “Well, the watermetons will soon jbe with us.” . Watermetons cost me « ip of money, | aiways eat the ih {middle ind throw the rest away. “That's the way | do with the [doughnuts my wife makes.”—Houe | *iton Post. | KKK eHRRhthh hhh MAKING IT RIGHT Lady (xt fashionable ball) Do you know that ugly gentle man sitting opposite to us? Partner—That is my broth er, madam Lady (in confusion)-~Ab! I beg yc I had not notle reseant Dundee Advertiser. eeeeeeeeeeeee SkeeheeHeRANaee Such @ Nice Time Dorothy was so homesick at her and ried so bitterly at the hostess’ mother suggested at it would be better for her 40 | idea Dorothy accepted the but a w minutes later, upon answering | timid ring the door, the bos ga r fi “1 Dorothy bathed Well, Dorothy, I am glad to se Did you decide to come making a) ba oO us?" | m'm, I forgot tto say | h-had| ach a nice time?” —Browning’s | SURE ¥| ” Some Improvement * “Jane got her new bonnet #| wet o ~Dia tt ruin it?" * should say not it ‘ook sided It made & fashionably lop- before.” —Detrolt # Free Presa. OY *\- te tk tO te tt te th th tk Girls are always double-crossing they are mighty je men. * * * How is ft that by never a man that the bell? * * A p actor's ambition ta Vs get f noticed outside the theatre. * They rally send a irl to colleg the period of her fe when she'd be a trial around ne house, * * * T know wom: they phone it Is member to foed the canary bird, * * * e “Well, child, what is itt" | # * . * * A foriorn-iooking man brought before a magistrate far drunkenness and disorderly con duct. When asked what he had to say for himself be gazed pensively at the jodge, smoothed down remaant of gray halt’ and esta Your Ho man's inhutnanity to man mak counties: thounsan mourn,’ I'm not as debasod Swift profligate as Byrou, ai dissipated as Por, or as debauched * w “That will do!” thundered the magistrate, “Thirty days. And officer, take a itst of those samen and rus ‘em tn fot as he ta ‘THe MAM in TWE B08 OFFICE) VELLED, "00 You WANT A TICKET, OR WHAT DO YOU WANT, “TALK FAST,” | UP PIPES "TWe DAME WiTH! TWE UM LAMP; ” WHEM | NIAGARA FALLS, DOES THE ® WATER RUN AWAY F were! Savannah News. Incapacitated. i ln the supreme court not lone mince an official; when the fudge cniled ont for the crier to open the court, said: “May honor, the erier can't err today be crue his wife is dead.”—-Case and Comment 1 KNOW WHO IT 13, TELL WER | HAVENT BEEN MERE ALL, DAY. BEAUTIFUL, LUSTROUS, HEAVY HAIR Get a 25 cent bottle of Dan.) mon and ms Knowlton’s |Danderine and they never ha derine and just try this—stops|asnarutt, itchy scalp or falling bale falling hair at once. they know that it keeps the scalp Thin, brittle, colorless and|clean and healthy and makes the scraggy hair is mute evidence of a| hair grow heavy, long and beaut!- neglected scalp; of dandraft—that| ful. awful scurt. a 26 cont bottle of Knowl. There 1s nothing so destructive|{on's Danderine from any drug|m ] to the hair as dandruff. It robs|store or tollet counter, and after the hair of its lustre, its strength|the first application you will say and its very life; eventually pro-| it was the best investment you ever ing a-feverishness and itching|made. Your hair will immediately of the scalp, which if not remedied|take on that life, lustre and luxurl They're ax bad a) it please your) AND NO DANDRUFF OR ITCHY SCALP] __ COSC CCR COOCE SEASON “WINTER FOR ME," GETS FIRGT PRIZE TEST—A GOOD ARGUMENT, Winter is my favorite season, First of all js September, when dear old school starts, When the snow ta deep and frowty nights make ley boards to slide After school we are free til sup per time. We can so and slide on th -_ and strong in winter, and di pt fee! laxy, a8 in summer, And can also have many other amusements such ax shows (1 mean good ones, that are worth seeing.) And best of all, Thankagiving omens in Novem ber, when all our friends come to gether and have a fine time with us But yet at tor ts jolly Ch mas me, with many presents for aud winter makes beautiful soenery, too, That is why | prefer winte SOLOMON 24 SFELD, d ay. 8 Oe ee eee ee ee ee * &# UNCLE JACK WANTS PHOTOS Jack wants photo: of his wi and If you hav ady in a photo of eit boys and girls, and have had wither taken since, be sure and mail it to the Circle, Ad dress the ph to Unete * in care of Th * if you wish it be #® sure and state so on the back f of it. Also be sure to write # your full name and address ou & the picture whon sending it in alre you * RPT ehh A FLAW IN HIS ACCURACY “Jones is always boasting of the acouracy of his watch. How did he happen to miss the train?” “He went to the wrong depot.” Still Adored the Ring. Maud—When you broke the en- agement, of course you returned the diamond ring he gave you Bthel—Certainly pot! 1 don't care for Jack any more, but my feel ings have not changed {ring oward Boston Evening Transcript he Trouble Heiresses Have. “We heirosses have many rivals |for our hands.” | “Yee,” replied Miss Cayenne, “you must feel as if the pathway of life were filled with pocketbook snatch. ers.” Washington Star. Kodakers Kodak finishing of the fine kind. Remember, “Im at 1, at 5 they're done.” JACOBS PHOTO SHOP ss tt Business Directory |BE GUIDED BY THE ADVER. | TISEMENTS BELOW. THEY ARE| |RELIABLE AND WILL MEET YOUR EVERY WANT __ DAIRY ICE CREAM Always on hand. Whole wale and Retall. THE ROYAL DAIRY For Coughs and causes the hair roots to shrink,|ance’which is so beautiful. It will loosen and die—then the hair falla become wavy and fluffy and have out fast. |the appearance of abundance; an A little Danderine tonight- incomparable gloss and softness —anytime—will surely save your! but what will pleas most will hair, Ten minutes after applying! be after Just a few weeks’ use, when all the dandruff will disappear, all| you will actually see a lot of tine, itching will cease and there will be|Howny hair—new balr—rowing al) no more falling hair, Millions» of|over the calp, now SAY YOU SAW IT IN THE STAR. 09000 OOOO OOo OF Ww I wrote abe WINTER HIS FAVORITE) WRITES SOLOMON, AND HIS LETTER In CON- Piet. SC ema | RS von enka FOR BOYS FOR GIRLS THE STAR CIRCLE} PUBLIGHED EVERY SATURDAY EDITED BY UNCLE JacK ° * on. 88 OOOO 90009949000 694006 REE SWRITES POEM ON SPRING THE.BEST e TITANIC FOR CIRCL E) SEASON, SHE WRITES © Pear Uncle Jack: 1 am a girl 14 years old, and am sending you a| t the Titante dis aster. May I please join jole? I am a Seattle girl, I live in Havelyon, Cal. Yours truly, | CHRYSTAL MOHR |@econd Prise in “Bent 1 Contest Won by Kent Gi : Tells Season She Likes Soup qen Two Short, Bre hes pe ray wo Short, Breezy Paragraghe although TITANIC |Oh! Titante, monster of the sea, |All ts rest and peace with thee All of The sun may shine, the rain may birds are 0 bap rain, ke to breathe the. But on your decks never of the sprt Will sound the ETTA MADDEN, © sweet py in spring. 11 again pure, fresh ai laugh of children | Kent, Wash, EDMONDS GIRi. WANTS TO JOIN CIRCLE |All of @ sudden there was @ crash,| Thinks Contests Are rave a y, ‘tin all too late, | to Become Circieite, For thou, ob, great Titanic, has met| i thy fate. | Dear Unele Jack: I am a inh ot 14 years of age, and am in the ft = |srade, I would like very much gy ted to your — Circle, 1 "Twa ona fatal Sunday night, When all was calm and your lights were shining bright, | Boats were made ready, 1 men were strong and stead |The woseen and children dangers must face | While the men go to the ing place. be admit think t r Inst rest-| On) EVADNE- SEPHTON, Edmonds, Wash. Amid the The brave encircling gloom. ula pen myst 0 to thetr| HONOR ROLL thin | Did not tak jTo reach th | Bat alas, she a ship so strong ns ilfated boat was not afloat Lucia Lane. Marie Scholz. Bessie Terrell. Evadne Sephton. 1. Sarah Titus. j Now this ail happened on a Sunday! Henrietta Cameron ight Mary Hershey sll was calm and Albert Tucker were brigh Enid Warren. sun may F. Ruth Warren. Helen Hunt Jackson. Oscar Johnson. Marion Elwell, When your Nghts |The the rain may | rain, | But feet will never tread the Titante decks again health, sooner or later, shows its value. No man can expect (go very far or very fast toward success—no woman cither—ghe . suffers from the headaches, the suur stomach and poor di the unpleasant breath and the good-for-nothing feelings result from constipation and biliousness. But just pi yourself what a difference will be made by few doses BEECHAM'S Pl ws Tested through three generations—favorably known the world: this perfect vegetable and always efficient family remedy ts univers ally accepted as the best preventive or corrective of disorders orgensofdigestion. Beecham’s Pills regulate the bowels, stir theliver to natural activity—enable you to get all the nourishment and! making qualities from your food. Assureasyoutry them you’ that—in your looks and in your increased vigor—Beecham'’s Pay Big Dividet Cheap Rates This Month OVER THE O-W. R. & N.. O.S.L. and Union Pacifi¢ COLORADO SPRINGS, DENVER, PUEBLO, SIOU |CITY, DES MOINES AND DAVENPORT, IA., ROC ISLAND, ILL, AND OTHER LEADING MIDDU WESTERN AND EASTERN POINTS, MAY 2, 3, 4, 9 » 17, 24, 29. DALLAS, TEXAS, MAY 14. GOING TRANSIT LIMIT WILL BE 15 DAYS DATE OF SALE AND FINAL RETURN LIMIT OCTOBER 31, 1912, When you use this system of railroads in making East you know that you have Steel Coaches and c! Signals to protect you from the time you step aboard train until you reach your destination. THEN, TOO—¥ | journey along a scenic route ; polite employes take an intere you and see that all your little wants are looked after; im Dining Car you are served with the best of everything ataa reasonable cost Consider These Thing When You Come to Select Your Route Summer Excursion Rates will be in existence from | until fall to all the leading Middle West and Eastern | Call for information. E. E. 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