The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 30, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR B ATRIPPS power [alk ioe, Uneh *steenth Both are T. ROOSEVELT and W. Taft are fighting the round of their 48-round go in Massachu resorting to clinches a good deal, but p' Jeft in the political pugilists. The Ex-Patriots Forty-six refugees arrived at Galveston fr Mexico, M day, with stories of outrages perpetrated by Mexican federals, rebels or bandits. They comprised 11 families who had left the United States, bought farms in Mexico and founded the little town of Sanburn there People in misfortune are entitled to sympathy. But will 6ome one tell us why the U. S, governme hould feel par ticularly concerned about these Sanburnites With millions of chances for investment in farms in the United States, these people went to Mexico to develop that country, to produce things in competition wit the producers of the United States. They paid taxes to maintain the army of Mexico, not that of the United States. Yet, it is proposed to protect them with all the power of the country which they deserted. The Americans in Mexico, whom it is proposed to protect or avenge by a bloody war, if necessary, are composed almost exclusively of two classes—some settlers, like the Sanb who have deserted the United States, and our money kings, who} are looting Mexico since looting isn’t so good in the U. S. as it used to be Thus far, President Taft has used his ar by devoting it very largely to vaccination pn intact his boundary lines nites y very properly and keepin OSes OUR friend Madero, the man of Mexico @ powerful lot of trouble lately, but you'll keeps his seat in the saddle has been having notice that he still} Where Do Heroes Come From? An analysis of the Carnegie hero { mmissioner’s re port dated January 31, 1912, shows the ures on the total umber of awards made since the fund became operative April 15, 1904: Total number of awards. Awarded to wage workers Awarded to students and schoolboys Awarded to business men . Awarded to professional men ... Awarded to women and girls es Tt is doubtless true that the alanis larg awards to wage workers was due mainly to the @fe engaged in the hazardous occupations which frequent opportunity for the display of heroism But the fact remains that when the opportunity arose, men of the dinner-pail brigade were not found wanting, gwere ready to make the supreme sacrifice proportion t that give of they & more} the but GOOD evening! Feel better now that you're getting most @f the spring millinery bilis off your hands? But if they aren't yet, just grin and bear ‘em. Might as well, you know EVERY time Taft yells, T. R. smiles. o ° J ICEBERGS are being encountered 100 miles south of the Titanic’s ree. | i: oO ° ° THAT democratic house is taking @ long time whetting the probe @f the money trust. ° ° IN 1907 1,340,000 women were out in domestic service in Germany. ‘Mow only 1,264,000 of them. o 9° GERMANY has 22 sitions of females above the age of 14, and six Millions of them are ee ° FOR the benefit of the skeptical ones, Fra Elbertus has two clinch: ng arguments to prove his beige Baan J hair and a Windsor tie. oO o ‘PERSIAN women are crate on reform by organizing secret so- eisties. A mere man wants 7 ey ne keep the secrets. THAT burglar who has oa dinidng himself as a woman is cer- tainty not acting in a gentlemanly manner, say the Seattie police. oa WE DON'T know whether or not the colonel can ‘come back,” but| he certainly has a sting left, judging from the yells a certain fat party is! betting out. oe 6 TALK about heroism of operators! The operator at Tepic, Mex., stayed by his key long enough to wire that the rebels were cannonad- Png his office. | ° o o THERE is joy among the Taft supporters. They have discovered a| swote for the president he never got before. Robert Taft, the president's leon, is going to vote for the first time next fali. o 0 06 “GIVE me a square deal,” cries Taft to the people of Massachusetts Amen!" shout the Massachusetts wool trust members, remembering | ‘Taft's good work in helping to revise the woo! tariff upward, re BUEKRHRAKAKRARARERAKRKRRAR ARH UNCOMPLIMENTARY Elibbers looks as ff a great weight had be: mind “I'm sure nothing like that has happened.” "You will have to acknowledge that he seems more cheerful.” “Oh, to be sure. What I meant was that bis mind is in capable of sustaining a great weight,” n lifted from his eee betes a eG DESPERATE “I believe Mr. Blank will propose to our Edith tonight.” “What makes you think that?” “I noticed when he came in he had a sort of desperate look.” Meggendorfer Blactte: D? PRIGE’S CREAM BAKING POWDER Sixty Years the Standard for purity, strength and healthfulness. Made from pure, grape cream of tartar, free from alum and phosphatic acids. THE START UBSDSE, APRIL oe 1912, He~-This air in a tonic brings the color into one's cheeks. She—Yes, George, but [ don't Henry kiss me ed it. And beside whea you! Johany—I didn't, I told all dejean get tt so cheap at the drag neighbors, and it most have got to storen, it hardly pays to come away) ma in a roundabout way out here into the country to get it INFORMATION NEEDED SAME THING Johnny, what did telling ma that you you w Grace—Papa. insists that I wait What does your father say until I am thirty before | get mar we into the family? rled hed me wh you, Mand were coming as a butler or what? | that THE AVIATOR Little drops in water Little drops and Make the aviator Join the In other © marry ords, he insists ou ueve raged A FRIEND'S DEFENSE Say those poems in the paper stened Sbe—Well ap for you—Lo are Oedipas” yours? the girly persist. 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Under the influence of her charm men propose marria T ridiculously, They fall in love with lobe of her left ear, the wavy drile that curi at the nape of who is May Rob- '» leading woman, at the Metro- politan theatre this week, positively does not want to get married. told The Star man to make this an- nounrement | have traveled from the Pyren nes to the Philippines,” said Mise Cusick, waxing alliterative in her and I have been positivety pestered with proposals, I havo had 140 this season, by actual count Fortunately the men who have fal- with me have fallen our te have been broken.” Mise Cusick bas had proposals from all kinds of tovelorn men, from A Kannas City man proposed by mail, sending reading of hix hand by a palmiat. He wrote “If there be aught in my character that would blush in the spotlight of investigation, then reject this proffered hand.” There is po satisfactory explana- mn of why mon should get the h W propose the instant they [clap eyes on Mise Cusick. She is very pretty, but there are hundreds of thousands of spinsters quite as pretty who have never been proposed to in their lives. Perhaps it is because she belongs to the “womanly” type which sug- gests the clinging vine. Some men, the droop of her mouth, the pink | She) * ae ee eR RRA RAR RARE * *) * AT THE EMPRESS ae RRR hh The sketch Crook playing at t week is not only cleverly acted, but has an unusual theme. The presenta tion of the successful “get away” of a couple versed in crime may be! condemned by some, who be that in stories and plays the le of allconquering right should presented. Still your sympathy [s| enlisted for the (wo pals who want to make a new start, and you're| glad that they defeat the se if-wuf- | ficient detective. Ginger Bread Kids’ act is well presented. | Ethel Whiteside’s pickaninnies do | some good singing afd dancing, ) with some clever imitations thrown | in, If ye ¢ a lover of animals, you want to be sure and see the| Miniature Cireus. The monkey 'funeral introduces a Caruso among! the canines. eh errrrrT + . $$ PORE n Ey AT THE PANTAGES ls eeeaeTaeteT TTT “A Night in the Slums of Pq the bill at the It & a pant underworld ite and introduces @ nding the fi Mile. Mazle, ading feminine beauty. Leow ponies who wrestle with Santa the accordion fa rag time, fig time) me, and was recalfed Dor Vaughn is who pat features Ga plays the a fetching three and a neg jhas tricks Hedge ing singing comedienne, her songs over with a bang. and Dyso, come laughter elty ¢ Policeman. Sensible Women Kno Foundation of He when they see one of these clinging vine women, get chesty right off d imagine they are sturdy oaks. lielielieieliehaieieheheieielelel At \* . AT THE MOORE * teehee tenkhehane Colla Faraday (Margaret Augtia) was married last night tn spit b determination to keep from matrimonial bliss, in “Green| Stockings. it was comedy all the way through, but pathos when C hounded by her married sisters for not marrying. The fun begins jwhen Celia tela of an imaginary engagement to an imaginary colonel in th army writes an imaginary he intends should nev | but which ber younger™kister finds | aud gives to the postman. Then on can imagine the rest when Cella recetver a call from a Col Smith, who gets the letter in 9 faraway land. A pleasant call and Celia finally tails in love. Mies Anglin keeps np a rapid fire lof comedy all through her part and/ is ably assisted by Miss Maude! r, as her au who jhard to marry her niece i letter which be matied, Ree * * * * * [we kee eet ehh eee eee | The bill at the Orpheum this} week Is, a8 a whole, better than any jot those of the past three or four} weeks, There is a lot of variety] to tt, and it's good variety The thirkemiths, a sextette of clever and really very pretty girts, made e of the biggest hits of the even ng. The climax of their feature when one saucy girl de ds into the orchestra pit and uduets the musicians with the ut most fidence. Sheriff of Shasta” is an refreshing Western play presented by Theodore eris and company Miss Ray is a born comedien: and while sbe’s before the footlights, its one long laugh for the aad jience, A tumbling feature of top. notch Orpheum standard opens this week's bill, and the other acts are all worth seeing AT THE ORPHEUM She even |} AMUSEMENTS MOORE THEATRE Tomlabt and Wednesday Night © Tomorrow, Margaret Anglin REN STOCKING atest Pinay tn Town Seattie Theatre Main 43 TT et All Week AD AT. THU DAY. Strong, Logical Play we L B® ROUTE" ar? Story, Bubbling ie | cc one” inty. The Fi BARG 206 Delightful Nights 190 Both Phones 106. 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