The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 16, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR -STUMEDRS, APRIL 16, 1912. Awe? De =: = Joeman its XC) JESSIE SHIRLEY TELLS HOW SHE HAD, office at once of any fallure to se the paper any attempt to sub Star, It ist ail, and complaint s 4 1s ‘oft ») AT THE THEATRES wo. [toward tho calling ang paper fatis to arrive any ¢ Dy . . ae aa ‘ 00. 01 a . n Out ab tonce. Main 9400, Ask for the t i Z one | THIS WEEK. divestion an his sence stage. It really tt Moore—"Madame X Let’s See About This . Metropolitan — “Itebecca | - fichandial theres Sunnybrook Farm ‘ the bill —o Shirley Stock Co ewrve aaa teat of ret A cay in Leeds, England, offered his mill, rent fre Z way ches ak ine Prides 4 nacre, ad draws 6 ae to the socialists for five years, in order that they might make a Colin um—Hialey Stock Co. ia , applause wheg ne ron practical test of their economic theories. They promptly de vane oer | . : inten offers Nitew em one clined uh offer. Now business men all over the world are laugh- ; pr ' FAL. My ing at them hey say ! Orpheum—Vaudeville : z ing well Marjorte “You see it isn't labor alone that creates value, but labor Melbourne — Photoplays and j ; Mr. and Mrs, Pred i dd of capi terprise and managing brains.” 7 vaudeville r sent a pretty sett with the aid “ apital, enterprise and managing brain Grand—,audeville and motion , cal act, “Twilight fg Just so, but pietures, 4 and Roach and Mi ‘As we understand it, socialism doesn't pretend that a single Clemmer — Photoplays and Ox f jer comedians, fernion aie fsolated factory—an island of co-operation in the midst of a vaudeville bs ‘ the bill stormy sea of competition—could prosper, If able business} aan | a ee men have been crushed under the heels of the trusts, how easily ow, remember, Willa, it Burts] ‘Teacher—The burglar! leaped| “Bom, I hear you have joined the| weve got to chow “em,” * Hashaae mane organized money could close every avenue of tr ade and credit to}me more than you.” through the window as the de-| Boy Scout moveme mt.” seciaiactt, Senses naeing., teats: dik ‘ ife—4 vie i the one lone factory placed at the disposal of the workers! And] “Well, fer an ordinary human be-|tective entered the room. How) © : Bt and in turning the ing, you can stand more punish-| would you punctuate that sentence? suppose you scout ahead | pany actress, in response to a Star cook book I tu busi fiord t is away until it had starved the|™et Without yellin’ than anybody} Bright Seholar—Make # dash ai 0 if wy wife in sitting up for| reporter's query of how she liked peraptiges i" — usiness——afford to give goods away until it had starvec J > ” ~ eo ne ei t Bes socialistic factory to death in order to show that nothing will Pratadlr ba or Me Sy a ies mee firet audien: tog gonad * Se ily but you don’ do in this world except skinning the workmen, the producer and A GOOD EXAMPLE MODERN VERSION 00 GAYE PA Pint poschommllbmyeiyaye li Be, ' SB thse. WORE exgept BX 8 vided ' and Jessie wan dressed in « flowing Z Pe orospadat the Red robe of the Florentine age. She was cue be Now, then, if— : rawfor 1 t returning f enstul Instead of giving them one mill, the industries of Great just returaing from @ suce lcussion as to . : $ | minston to the prison of St. Angelo, « rage |woman to keep ver Britain should be turned « over to the people, plus the capital, - where she had pleaded with the losing it eredit and managing genius of Great Britain, do you think the spl cardinal for the release of her SHIRLEY Crabshaw—~ socialistic idea could be so spec! disposed of? Do you think | ; apy a — 5 ae - nnn be taught ig t ss eitnn Ot this } was thrown into a dungeo . » that sort of thing would stand in fear of the competitor of the shackled, there to die « living digs KKK hhh hh <i" ney without speading business world? i 2 feath. | AT THE EMPRES! ;| Source of All Ir Information agra is Md She added: “Oh, I'm not new to * | st . . lamps of the lroac ains es » be " % e- ran: er—Can SOON the smoky oil lamps of the railroad trains will be a \ ; | 4 Beattie; I've been here before. Re-| a ew wkwkkee eee eeel cin men Son 10 ta a nv ing of the past. Of 50,000 passenger cars in the U. S. over momber the Third ay. theatre? It ty spin s rg t “ae t a ric: ing ; | j was eight years ago when I opened Willard, “the man who actually | Stativtics? 1 are already lighted by electricity ! up there for # few weeks, and the| grows” while you wait at the Em-| Farmer Brown—1 kin give . P eat f crowds—well, the crowds appre-| press, dellwers his advance notice|the village dr AN EPIDEMIC of illness among office boys of Seattle clated me, and I loved to play be-| boasts so completely that you gasp| She knows the age of every broke out today, Cause unknown(?) fore them. And I'm sure I'll re-/as his head starts on an excursion in town ~Lite 2 ceive the same treatment here again.” e Mins Shirley acts because she tit Ser iets POWeIS are Basis home is now located in Spokane, fon " where she has just completed a 52 Germany has proclaimed her Ten Commandments, as fol- . * + | weeks’ engagement at the American iis “Say, pop, what {s moral cour} Teacher—The poem we have just) “Say, pa, what is Paris oot thentre. "Hor bustand, Marry © 0 hild age?” | re ke of the “buttressed| “The average American tourist In 1—In all expenses keep in mind the interests of your own|"*% , s a attveaned | mae2 Smith, manages the company, and It is the sort of courage, my son,| walls.” Mameste, can you tell me) France, my son. both have mags enough cots in Peomnnats Rompatriots. . that enables a man who has had a) what a buttress is “ + ea their theatrical ventures to retire. The careful mother. who watches|child. The 2—Never forget when you buy a forcign article that your|bum meal in @ swell cafe to go out) Mamesie-—Yer it's « girl Or, They have a grown-up daughter in the physleal peculiarities of | fin, Sandy ‘Own country is thus made poorer without tipping the walter }iady what butts in Ss Spokase her children, will soon discover that] Intogh, Mt : digg ~ — uv at fe 6 most important thing in connec a 3—Your money should profit no one but Germans This is just a a to | lon "with a ¢ A's cor tant ee ~ Syrup r f ie i h in to ke he bowels regu- h th 4—Never profane German factories by using foreigr PROGRESSIVE viet Geattic, when the: climes itis open” ite cuales ili bal ne euberitoaennn chinery 3 The pre vat our church has a new scheme #0 agreeatjic that one can enjoy at »wed by ppetite, reat- | tive is really more NN . to use during the summer } and all its comforts,” she remarked. | jessnoss during ireitaviiity | tive, for It contain 5—Never allow foreign catables to be served at your tab’ scond Suburbanite-—What's that? A Lingering Suspicion When I finish my engagement here | ar oe and ene similar ovi- | propertios wim tam . 1 * | \4 ” ¥ al disorder atre nel La 6—Write on German paper, with a German pen and Gert uburbanite—-He's gding to talk his sermons into a grapbo-| 4 sudden thunderclap sent little | 2 "oad grat to our home In) 4*nrete teat sign of such dl bowels so that after a: ink, and use German bl ng paper phone and then send the records around to bia parishioners. By thie) tiny running to hin father with eye pe o | Rive the child a teaspoonf: it all Axatives can be ne Wee Sane. if necessary Anyone wishing to make ive your bedy true German energy ~ |naid pa. "Be bra ! | “Oh, no! 1 think I'll remain in| ipwing, miahs a oh Be 6-Fi feds ts vk tke Germain punt datfek, detak cottee trom Meas, glen | As they sat together on the-Ve-| the profeasion « while yet.” You wilt tind that the child. w G ob etab . ffee Husband--Why didn't she speak to you? Did you win from hor at randa Billy boldly declared Us| Miss Shirley created a sensation or ust Kood spirit erman colonies. ; bridge? jt men aren't ‘fraid of nothin, are us, 15 Spokane during the production of oe and will eat sleep nor- se only German clothes your dress and German hats Wife-—No; I hired ‘her cdok. La " for your heatl = bee 10—Let not foreign flattery distract you from these pre- THE CONCEIT OF SOME GIRLS er ahs Poe é A He—Some girls are awfully conceited |glers, ‘n’ lines, ‘n’ tigrums, nor|talented actress was not to be out- cepts; and be firmly convinced, whatever others say, that Ger She—Why? | Botkin’, are us, pat witted by the chief executive of the man products are the only ones worthy of citizens of the 1 He—They'li brag about making a fool of a man that ne’ er ‘Nothing at all, Billy boy.” eity. She invited the city commis- e e Fatherland anything eff.—Detroit Free Press A pause; then Billy looked up| sioners to see the play, and then to att e usiness ] rec! si aii |with a sly face and said: “Aren't|pass their official opinion on the} 4 Which reminds us of the deacon’s prayer ee ee ee . it 9 us ‘fraid of ma, neither, pat"—| production. She appeared on the| how well could organized business the world over—capitalistic le family. sige) cam hottie sent to the. the the “Devil” in that city, Mayor medy ix a vast Improve-|charge by simply 4 | “Why, of course not, sonny!” Hindley bad censured the play and| salts, cathartic, laxative Cala “Thunder ‘n’ lightnin’, 'n’ bug-| ordered its suppression, But the similar things which | Monticella, “Oh, Lord, bless me and my wife, my son John and his wife Judge. floor of the city counell the follow-| No matter what your needs may be, ~. eus four and no more!" * y ° alban ing morning and pleaded with that a iF rom Diana’s Diar thd Babonss ing morning and pleaded it J's |them enumerated in this Directory —Cut 1 ] MANY WIVES will be waiting over a cold supper to-| . ‘Teacher—How old would a per-|£0 00. She won her point and the out and paste in a convenient place in wa might expecting the head of the family “almost any minute] jnon be this year who was born in| “Devil” ran a week, to full houses) ¢ 42. poference, now” from that important business engagement—at the ball|MISS DILLPICKLES PARTICIPATES IN AN AVIATION MEET 18847 gb i i of course. * WITH A_ RIVAL BIRDLADY WHOSE VINDICTIVENESS | Overly Sophisticaty olar— % perk. WOULD ALMOST TURN THE BLOOD 10 ICE IN YOUR 8. | Was it oman or @ woman?—Lip.|*** eee AR RAR AS KR H SE BY FRED SCHAEFER. | pin ott's Magazine, . AT THE ORPHEUM. bn ‘Ge - * . Off for Australia oat dyd Te eee Cee ee eee eae Mate—When he fired the pistol With a ventriloquist and a wire Rates Tr F 2 “ at you, what did you do, captain? oa se ietune My Rates The tide of emigration from England to Australia is steadily “ Re Pie |act as the headlines, the Orpheum| "* Se* Money br Ontts oS bao gral & Captain—I moved to one side) | 446 NEW YORK sLock rising. The only difficulty is transportation—every berth in and the bullet sped harmlessly by |°ffers something unusual in the a8 Phones ot a iene pe te vaudeville line this week. Lester, every ship is engaged months ahead oe eee Se «eg x pert) |the ventriicquist, is one of the best Australia is bigger than the United States and has only jartists in that line to preside on about 4,000,000 people. Her statesmen are bigger than most of ' | Absence of Mind | the boards in Seattle for some time. |The Four Holloways, three men and ours, too, and actually devote their energies to the work of ae ‘ j — 0, nah oe oe Beye encadipa:* age A tos Waiter,” sald the absentminded |, woman, get off some real circus HOTEL ch mene, 0 om prosperity for the common man, ¢ privileged man] professor sensationals on the tiny wire and| padies' sult ¢ te is the under dog in Australia | “Yes, sir.” hold the audience in awe during| Mews Suis me st ra ie “ | Balt Sponged It have dined bring me the|their entire performance. The! Oer auto will Call for and Deliver ‘Or s rg } f ten If I haven't, bring me steak \A da Walker Co., colored singers, A PORTLAND nian couldn't testify against his wife when " “4 per ont Sonor ie ound At the Above Prices. he charged her with rifling his pockets. He might bring in her| ® spring bonnet as evidence. A GIRL PITCHER has been discovered in Cs L. 8. GULLETT Rules are now in order against pitcher flirting with the ba The House-Moving Com CURES Now a Harvard professor has arisen to remark that “w ) ; talk too much,” and that “if they only knew it they would be 3 To the East via } Why suffer? | y only her you Great deal better off to talk less and think more.” , Northern Pacific Railwa | everything . Doesn't that apply equally to men—to this ‘Harvard pr y SA i ne Be ge fessor, for instance? The Scenic Highway and the Only Line fief, call or veloping and Printing: to Gardiner Gateway, official Yellow- u stone Park entrance for ‘package Frogner’s | Conn Plastera, Phone : DMI esa | Ind. York 172. ‘No Alm . A few sainples—similar reductions to many other DAIRIES | points in the Eastern United States and Canada, as r : Lime Ph ‘a h el 1 saw it all, now. | hadn't triumphed over | well as the Middle West | Washington Dairy asi GUD) | won from Mike O’Pylon disguised as her! at see pate bicsh Oo A au ; > VI Jhand, revealing the bullet head of cs. Ree ae — Peri sade vol sree ese: pectalty. Stung again! ja MAN Superior tooo 3 pre 1 1 exe x | 1 saw it all now. 1 hadn't tet Winnipes ': ‘ 40.09 i es60 Inepected in Accurdance with City rings e ig Ob, how sick Tam getting of that 1 8aw It all, any yfis eae Stet Tee eltien ap | ene word “stung.” It never happens to|' ‘aang: Llaees ao St Toute 70.00 Bost 110.0 - ~ 7 PEE: = mn evar happens (| won from Mike O'Pylon disguised Omana $0.90 Montre 108 00 FAMILY LIQUORS Money for Salaried anybody else. Kansas Cit The last day of the Beeloysport |"* Sef. | anes City and St. Money for 8 * it THE END. 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