The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 7, 1911, Page 4

THE STAR—TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1911. THE SEATTLE STAR | x WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? »« | Elbert, the Distinguished Citizen of East Pin a trea th Aurora, Is in Our Midst—Also in Vaudeville d-clase matter a, 81.10. eee eee eee | STAR DUST |Z z,,y = The Fra Tries on His Nice Big Felt Hat for The Star Man, d Remarks That Seattle Is a Very, Very Nice Town, Indeed. MILLIONAIRE is going to marry a telephone operator * Who would not take food with tesy on the wire attracted his attention. We poor, hum * a fork ors at this end of the wire are all liable to become mil AND THEY SURELY WOULD * Yot this young man, he me day ts A woman crossing a ferry boat told a deckhand that she wanged}*® Could never’ quite see ¢ the captain when the boat reached the slip and make a ¢Om-}* Why he couldn't make good When the eaptain came, the woman sald * in Now York. make & complaint about eservers in the deck | * YOUNG WOMEN’S FINGERS NOW V ‘ ay at them holialiclialieliciclialictelielictelel OE ee ave ay. AT 50 CENTS PER FINGER "Well, what tn the we ld ts the matter with ‘em, madam?” asked | 1 the Bard of Avon remarh seeeeteeeeee ed up at them | WAR today in time of peace ts] that the shoemaker had bent Spicken hood the woman, “Don't you see that they’re | more expensive than of old in time|to his lant, he probably bad an and in ¢ washed. If a woman with @ nico summer |of war jaated hunch on Elbert H a we ® 5 those dusty things on over it, It would nev ‘ om the good people of Ka . number indies’ Mame soumal rora, Erie county, N. Y¥., and some ~ igeons thing like 20,000 followers in p 4 | y sf pl 1. orld, « t sortine ed WHAT'S INA NAME? Gat w rid, all Fra Kibertus fog bot 2 \ly y Klbert in In our midst this wee Backus ¢ y finally | F very near having her stern father get hold of a 1, According to his own » ~ Backs admire pictures. L 1 " bert first sprang into pre Hart 4 man named Rowan oid loge! in the Hispano A launch ‘4 | he toted a message acr \ transport and leagues of land to Ge pearest | FOR the first time in the history|cia. ‘This perm! Elbert t was eich @ | of that state Ohio mined more than] the neat little essay heretofore re part | | That ht hand mech ment of the hen he asked her what vol c o much interested tm, he told him ft was her ‘him’ book altimore American w the shin distant Of the Harbor occupied . NED BY FRED SCHAEFER, |'0)0)08 tne ca in Tens belped make tert : a BEING sued for divorce nowadays] it made bs 00 dodan company to rec oe wes, Of this place Moen wie [doesn't bother some rich men any| sore that Ro as turned F ls ect ope to Ket ® 100, but sh ash tha + ae ae oe more than being asked for « mateh.| wher ‘ t ogre } that you « whole lot “ag ts ado the man fool wormed | HIVES or nettle resh 1s jof the mensag she asked fe m ti hoping tha might ¢ ' * a 1 paid for ft." | Caused by eating oysters, sau | & uch for El p inte “ ny ; ir tt ‘ ned to the barkeep |" OF sweets too freely jame’s transitory glare _ t a as to c hen at te oe oe Elbert is in our midat t ‘ almed that she w ‘ pi oe ad go i SPEAKING of the progressive|in van whic arr called “contrib y negligence in he lang € ed bim And the fellow |? ; e ‘ “ iy as a stor’ 7 he'd too high a collar | °°, my J. P. Morgan hasn't|not sing, or dance law 1 t it se ved he right to toe two. fingers m he'd put too high lar | Sane. Natther hon Bill Tat we phim ead coe Pah dba the jury thought so, too, but, be In the cool sanctity of dressing fury, it br t a dollar judgment for Lila, so that st 4 ‘ nm be furs me nil as “Ghew me one of these G4 reb-lromm ©, obats the painted tana ELBERT HUBBARD WEARSHIS HAIR AU NATUREL forced to pay the costs of her action 1 atill lived on Market # y \ f the Rhin m-| scapes of the Orph t Elt ul r k to mak othing that Lila had been set to work a dar F No,” T answer Ive moved in “ | o making . manded the tours Jand your humbi rvant had ving—the hat—and it ts re ‘ to paint butt adequate instruction, It was nothing that ¢ floors 4 makhay nition ectced thel heartto-beart conversetion. and vel , —and vet tidles, chine WAS ngerous machine, lacking the guards and fenders that £ After that I asked him, “What's | wussled guide. “Does the gentle-|left Elbert in a chastened m © when it comes to they pe machines in other countries. It was said that Lila your bent é man mean a garage? meaning, y’ understand, that Ei le—very much ings in his maga had lost her fingers, but the lawyers sald that Lila had been gullty of} You've guessed ft,” he said, “I'm Kansas City Journal, |the sage of East Aurora, was in a|Mr, Hubbard. “Anybody who car es; he undoubtedly cam eall s “contributory negligence,” and other people, also in the a crook chastened mood not get along in Seattle cannot get joctor or a lawyer all the Glenny company, said so, and nobobdy but Lila denied it—s t| f Don't you find it a hard way to Let the People Settle It And for Mr. Hubbard, a chastened | along anywhe lidoes that one might could the jury do? * make a living?’ I ventured. With the referendum in operation| mood is somewhat of a tering This delightful bromide was cor | a8 @ vaudeville enter. After the verdict had been brought the lawyers got busy dig What ties a beret the t at all,” he replied. “I'm 8 iit iegisiature passed a bad law| novelty, beg to assure you lially welcomed by me; but since fromage, down among 16,000 laws in search of an old law that throws the nse gyms Be: pickpocket. I take things easy. (as they often do) the voters could] On the stage Elbert Hubbard does | Elbert is using it in every stand, I « b . Elbert. East cost on the plaintiff in cases where the damage recovered ts |b and registered, The clerk looked at This must be a wide 9700) demand an elect and kill the/a monolog last from 20 to 20 min-|felt peeved that he should put it the Roycroft elect may $5. But, luckily for Lila, they couldn't find it. It seems that ¥ ay signature and said, “You town?” | sugzested law utes. In this pleasing » Jaity by r on tropolitan Seattle yur art with the stub has been lost in the legal shuffle. discernible Yes, It's wide open like an oye — y assistance of & neat maple | ite ike all gentuses, Elbert lacks |; th wood number five, So Lila gets her dollar, It will buy her an excellent pair ' a ha asetiitih ter,” he sald THIB tan't a party button, but|chair and table, a frock coat and | the t Big Towr 1 may be addicted to, silk gloves, and by stuffing two fingers of t t hand glove ' ‘ And when Is an oyster wide! ry pROPLE'S button. oiled shirt, and @ posey im his but to my opening para { Martin Beck, with cotton or silk floss she can make & of having 10 finge n s : a! ta oy i cbtainek jtonhole. In sartorial slickness he p fam Shak are, him-| don't t a George M. Cohaa instead of t ned me, je reto ‘ * \in there with bells on. { no slouch at writing things, u « 1 don’t even give us a lib i EP Pie cb tear be gn lh Bend ‘THEN IT HAPPENED But he changes tn his dressing |doubtedly had rt Hubbard in| tle ch wave an American ARGARET ANGLIN announces, “SHOWme a good woman swim ow do free lunch counte } mr room to the grey soft shirt and big|mind when he allowed that the| fla th she is to play in “Green Stock-| mer and I'll show you a bow-legged | You # 3 f | alderably wily. | (Our Dally Discontinued story.) | « Mt shirt and big|mind when s ings,” which is sure elevating of woman,” says an athletic expert ed him, “Who te the Where does your shoe hurt he} that part of the stage which isn’t But we haven't lost any very bow. /ch —, 2” T rented ; ts giorno ” t ninnte m my foot rep playing in any at al’ anges w es You ought to put something on mar me lemo: tid,” 1 replied 1 dropped on it.” it just then I had to leave be i uid t he t ft i fe the bellboy came in and sald q ' improv or ut uco G 1 ‘ ne my trunk had fallen down stairy - whood d ng : b pov 1 t me tak and broken the proprietor f : othing, and, at times, insh t food. id to bit winhed to know what I wanted don: ; " Go out upon the stre the ares you me nd in ow, if Ca tion nto! with all the bricks that were in 4 | Eaew majority of cases you wi the it r Fa vic er did sive h a tar | GOBBLED THE STAKES # s Environm i , mut y m + 1 H “Robert, what in the world is the matter with the baby?" look t t x y and n wt “Why, mamma, | had to apank her!” é ‘ Y ee “Se eee ee ik Ohi mites the wide van Brn Pros.» digs < Soto Kk eau ; “Had te apant hari Whe Mahert, what dé yes meant” > And note the values. See th 1 ompare the prices, tl e variety, ’ Don't ask us how we do it—just s ese prices, then come to the store had much to de | “Me and Jimmie was playin’ poker with lozenges, and the baby ce Greeley was alway e wh jot ¥ went and et up nearly all the stakes.”—Youngstown Telegram. He had been a hard worker 8 for those who had t — - and prove it. Blankets ins, grays, white and mixtures, now seit gle with adversity He mad same struggle. trying to help those who want cloth and f been < ing at, per pair— mets dg"snd"tovona'he tron sie and power‘ Osgar und gdolf A8¢, 49¢, 63¢, 66e, 69¢, 74¢, 79¢, 88¢, D1¢, 946, 95¢, 994, pout J oking man with $1.10, Etc., Ete. What would Horace come had his father left BY FRED SCHAEF millions? Picture Horace Greeley with a silver spoc hat pulled down over his eyes en mouth Say, Ongar, do you know, my vife calls me her buttercup?” tered the stall of Spavin, the great How could Greeley understand human needs and human os ; : You don'd say #0 itt race horse | the @id if he had not {elt those needs, struggled for those rights f “Und Wie ante at bor oot He carried « vial of colorless Olt Oo m oO r Have You a Small Boy seguro “Yous, y Hquid and a squirt gun s8; gO On | i ? There's no such t ding into tr tness. It's a| Und she says | am der apple of her eye.” Glancing craftily about, he shoved | in Your Home? climb, a hard climb over es, with ple slips, -plent SAM elas 904 pes a Saeke amma oat: bettors about a plat of dope Into the noble CENTS A PAIR [| | bocent He Need a Gull? hard knocks, plenty of bruises ® Greeley’s father gave him no] ¥ eee equine’s shoulder W Py Fi It J f fs 1,000 Be Suits, for 3 to 5 years; money, and very little in the { clothes and food. But he did He was an emissary of the book-} centile ate ‘ent Belle give him a good heart, a detern 1 soul 2 “brain. The THE CAREFUL SHOPPER n Spavin omens Fe ute SPATS makers. y wished to brass buttons; good worsted, A fashionably dressed young wo nm entered the postoffice in a 7 | ~ asi ita d labor, the ha 6 the ha veriaat lo The dope was calculated to >i ri con = ee s jwindow. The clerk looked up expectantly, and sho asked, “Do you ‘i 4 often at $1.50. Why per oi os . man very largely because his father wa rovident a witie & and run herself to death the othe trudge about the touse pair c Bbxe’ 8 to ear Suits; mag hat s eave to mr son? proble of t ing | ** : ore rag 7 > " stab .. “eae i nese a os * tr Brawl at pr ane ha ns The clerk politely answered “Yea.” wee Fe with cold feet? | war’ $3. $2 89 The words we have quoted about the boy Horace Gree and 1 would like to see some, please,” was the unusual request effects of an overdose. An over- -eenmemeningpimminmemnanene | i peal <' 9960e € his father, taken with what we know about the man Horace Greeley The clerk dazedly handed out a large sheet of the 2-cent variety, ¢ dose would make Spavin turn ’ , are surely rich with chances for hard thinking h the young woman carefully examined. Polnting to one near | around again Here’s Comfort|| Boys’ PANTS . vet center, she said, “I will take this one, please.”—Everybody’s Maga eee ble Boys’ Pants TAFT is still taking care of th e lame ducks. Dunc McKinlay, They are now in the stretch. The For You, Too | r and they ARE bar standpatter, who was turned do wn for reelection to congress by moment has arrived ants worth T6e; the insurgents of California, wil | be surveyor of the port of San EVERY PRECAUTION TAKEN THE END. ° * . ° 49 Francisco st a fat salary During « recent amallpox epidemic in Alabama, special precautions preter uling ig t irts iC coee veces MSE sascha against the diseage were taken in the mining camps. In one of these|*#eekk ee tehthhet camps the president of the mining company paid a visit of inspection, | * This is our regular 69c Shirt, and comes in various striped * * and came upon an old negro leaning against the side of w baflding FAT AND THIN . ; i THE LITTLE THINGS Jake,” asked the president, “are you afraid of the smallpox out Jane Bliss, 250 pounds, ts ® pinks and blues. Special at ......-~++.....-..-.-. OP here. ® the fattest chorus girl. Lillian ®& z | yme may be, sab,” Jake rep As fo’ me, T ain't seahed. I'se|% Lee, 90 pounds, is the thin- % More Men’s Night | From waste paper alone one railroad last year realized over $5,000, | Jest ¢Wine toh get me some lime an’ limate mah house; an’ den de doctah,| * nest actress id | S | Pins, pens, nails, old brooms, bottles, tin cans and worn out ma.|he’s comin’ up an’ ‘sassinate mah fambly. So dat den, wah, if we do|* * Shirts | chinery of all sorts are gath up along the route by the railway | st de smalipox, ‘twon't be nothin’ but de cellulotd. Woman's Home|* # eee eee eee ee i MEN'S NIGHT SHIRTS— | companies and t Companion. | urned into mone ven the ashes are sold or utilized S cesidek yy See Heavier grade and bet : pial for improving the roadbed — : " “a ‘ Pancy rim These things seem small to command the attention of a rich rail MAN who was caught swindling) Nowadays if thie country it isn’ ae rs 74c | Only Well Known Kinds Aprons, fancy bib, bound om way company’? It must be remembered that the railway company is a clergyman claimed that he was|so much a question of high mora’ Are Here all edges; especially well rich largely because it looks after the little things doing something good. ity as high finance—just the same Still heavier grade of Flan. come in assorted The greatest corporations in the world are not above taking care ’ = —_— as Rome when she began to rot. nel Night 88 | Women's Gray Mocha Gauntlet € stripes, figures, also of even the fractions of pennies ot kk tt tok Shirt 1G | aioves, aii. aiece: ular price plain colors; a 49¢ Waste forms one of the most vital questions in economics, r The wooing that's short may be} inter ait $1.49. Wednesday value alone for railroads and big manufacturing plants, but for every heawse- happy; but hasty marriages leave| t sag $1.11 special exeee 75c hold ‘ much time for sad reflection veto | Plain Gingham Aprons, large It is impossible, of course, for any very great sum to be : alized Still heavier and $1 32 | Read ptember Moeahe sry ize, well. mad in the saving of waste in a household. And yet the usual wast. ia the Why the feather bed? soothe | better, each ' | $1.49 a pair, Special .. 75¢ washal i home {is relatively far greater than that of a railroad. lazy bones, of courte Best of all—extra heavy | Dent's Kid Prt tne ig We think it mean and miserly to look after the little things. And eee wath date ana Cetiee 1 occa "nae a tr me eee for that reason, more than any other, human life is cursed with poverty COMFORT AT THE CENTER. © an many sizes and colors; reg 98 Ww Aprons, and pauperism At Nashville, Ind., the med. de wide variety ular $1.49 seller ct i heog ne Tea Lite: » There is less meanness in a poor man’s saving a penny than in a 7 Knicker—Does he play by note?| population, they have a lo; and| hay Shirts $1.44 Boys’ and Girls’ Leather Gauntlets, ieee “tac rich man's saving a million. Bocker—Yes; he bought his piano|the prisoners are allowed B “s i Sota high cuff, with leather fringe; | J)’ on the instaliment pian. home for their meals. worth 75c. Special, 44c Do we thank God as earn estly after recovering from severe iliness as we asked Him for help during the crt sis? a regu seller . xeeeeetee Keeeeeeee ERE RR “EGGS still dropping!” is a cheerful first . by the Cleveland Fe AN Wa samane pominein " pnoacind ‘ NEARLY $4,000,000 will be spent] We often wonder if kings realize | Men’s Yarn Gloves, keep one editorial eye on the hen. "| =. by the Danish government this year | how foolish are the claims of kings. 50c several styles; well made; leather women dots, fancy fe - mt . to encourage agric covered fram ; " many other ma | &Y i noomn 30 wthern Bonk Boliding, enim bat os Clummay; | $1.40, Spectal Wer terials; also a range of the OBSERVATIONS | Some men talk. Some men mere : sie: Rese the sold Cries Ae - ‘ Apron, Spe 98c a oe ssa 58 Men’s Shoes |!°:::"::°°""s of race su ic ide ts Uh eating of sweets by women. Back to the olives CONSOLATION, i Men's Warm Fleeced c a regular Going crazy isn’t such a tong Leather Gloves, seller ee |Journey for a fellow that's kind o° c special at FARRELL, new head of the U. 8. Steel Trust, is spoken of as aloff his trolley, anyhow, > pie Goodyear Welts staid family man. Jim has staid a family man long as most of Car ere Men's Suspenders, 13 : — ‘ nyhow GIVE the laugh to all your wor 4 a pair ...... ; ct ure ome mighty easy reading ° 9 o jes; do not weep till eyes are re “23 Men's Railroad Sox about goo joes— LET the entire country put a credit mark Ey ite tt psy tlie 10¢ | | } a pair Le Women’s All Leather Hand Bags, All our Wr Aprons for Hot Water Bags a pair every pair enuine Goodyear welt ow the be e to buyt 1 pair to a customer. | | 650 pairs to sell at a sav Two and t art snes tei | ing of $1.00 a pair Iso at achment; against progressive| Live the life that makes you happ price. cut to . California! She's prohibited the infamous race is ae : you happy; Cut blucher style, out of best plump ft track gambling. And|you will be a long time dead nen maybe the courts won't interfere | | i | calf, viel and patent colt; 8 new | ° Oo o Canvas Gloves, 3c | lasts or styles to choose from, and | aa ae : CLOTHES, by the way, help make | i ge nee .. " Zn publi a - tures . : ; and mate the single man, and break = pomed him on his return with that yarn about the pole, and ¢ nmake the married srg Bae age gage on Hi pole, and if we|and unmak the married man. ij ec = — showing how royalty wel ] gee i ab. values . 98c : BS OVE, ‘tis said, makes the world a | warrante tees KANSAS CITY'S mayor vetoes an anti-long-hatpin ordinance with|go round; but not the marketing MAY MANTON PATTERNS, 100 iis the remark that the » United States army couldn't enforce it.|['ve found | Women's R , good, Put th mayor on the supreme bench! ben o 0 6 | fresh ¢ . Underwear—Hosiery—Men’s Wear. a pair. oe 35¢ WHEN your child swallows a sharp thing Ilke en Ane Sees. ay & needle, a razor or| ‘The body of a 150-pound man con lawn mower, feed him a ball of cotton, The sharp thing gets Into the|tains the same combinations and SAVE YOUR TEETH Ww. “4 eotton and does not puncture little sonny's tripe, according to a Parig|weight of substances to be found Kou Baye a m Good surgeon in 1,200 hen's eggs. sae ee : ‘ omens ee ee “| MET her on the Umbrian hills, her hair unbound, her feet un-| DRESSED to kill: the butcher, Absolutely Pure te Shoes shod," warbles Poet Jacob Fischer. What was she a-doing up there, soe aee te enter Sere eat Made f r well nigh ; Made from thin, to el Jake? Picking up railroad coal or trying the dewy grass cure for in-| UP a tree: bark The only baking powder $id Rave ines eeeminstien -& extra have free examination and cosy tk growing toe-nalls? 5 ware aan everlasting v az . ? - brig yopul archer style} © 0 0 i ccd ee made from Grape kn Gone by bright; popular’ blu RAISING of sacred Bramah cattle is proving a suc eld ng ag a ald ” Royal Gra roditied Ot to, 1911 spring lasts; 1 8 #8 in South-| paperhanger, MEH, 1 am not Dr. J. Brown, ; eastern Texas. Just why they call this Bramah critter sacred, with| gis oP Cream of Tartar hela Eiwis J. Brown, over Le We ban heel, A beauty $1 ordinary Texas steer at present prices, we haven't discovered, Maybe| KKEP st under your hat: yeur oo ~ dha epee ese cinsg. orilady Be it's @ mere bait for the ungodly who have cash, head, No Alum, No Lime Phosphate rg hee avenge Fag “f wath 't cot people w