The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 20, 1909, Page 6

6 THE STAR—MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1909. MR. SKYGACK, FROM fe Visite the Garth ae a Boscia! Correspondent lots Observations in His Notebook, tac aay wy vw ver vom THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE tne Ge ry : an / LKS ’ spline “ WHEN TAFT TA | : —W— ont ¥ | ’ s SANE HD STORY! | Ane | —_——— nGHY Pre Taft has a large talent for silence, and like most at sorkaane Trt “Yown's men « wed with re nee, his words are highly illustrative RR ARR D me Rovitn- 0 . 1 reticence, his words are hig t : wene'’s Wo CAR ph me Ror “4 In Bost Chicago and Minneapolis, in three speeches, Presi Be Dueren Sires! S ld STATES: Ws) racing i himself as plain as most men would have wn om ON AM ne i ars of vocal effort MW fake cae can be no doubt in th anyone wh can | te aa ert conan an ad eforth that President Taft voulder to shoul-| lemonade won \\ “7 707 “me pm ’ | | (GNOME D+ ye, nator Aldrich, Speaker Cannon and the influences] ) om 1 ale ai nt with so lamentable efficiency, Like a death long | = > t rcement, while it caused no astonishment, | da severe shock to the people of the Unitd States. Now we know there is nothing to do but grin Until the day when President Taft signed the Aldrich tar Wit nee any tun in hitting a : quinine pill over « ten-acre lot ith iff bill, hope prevailed over suspicion, for we accepted Taft on| 2 club”-Bowon Gove . the valuation of his predecessor, and our hopes wene father to} quite a8 wood roke at @ News our beliefs in him. Since that economically eventful day our Nas suspicions have been many and persistent, bot always that tal Amiable On torist trying engine on & > start the ear, wir? Angry Motorist No, can't you see I'm just boring & hole in & gallon of water?—Buf falo Motortat wher (to angry obatt ent for silence intervened and we hoped on, We loved to think of Taft as a big, inscrutable man, indomitable, seli-thinking, who would always stand with judicial poise between the people and the interests which constantly and untiringly beset them. We thought him honest when, asking our & on the faith of the republican party a revision DOWNWARD, and when this revision failed to come and he signed the bill, The talker sows, the Hatener reaps.—Ttalian “YOu said 1 joked ike « picture?” “I aid, indeed.” “Ana! hat you Wee that I looked ike a chro. | queer scem=seo Sa = IN LITTLE OLD NEW our gullible expectations put it down as a bad bargain which President Taft made the best of. If ever a man was accorded a charitable benefit of a doubt, it was President Taft But in Boston, President Taft loudly extolled the public anybody could ase you weren't palnted."—Clevetand Lander foment ring may circle heid. by | | n-Union, | any means —Florida spirited methods of Senator Aldrich, praised the fanaticai ngukacl wonder why moter bent} BY NORMAN. <4 “ ni much more sport than au Standpattism of Speaker Cannon, and in Chicago and Minne- tomobiling? Whis—Recause out csteniaia —_ here there are no trees or fences for apolis he rebuked the so-called “insurgents” who made a losing fight for the people. LaFollette, Dolliver, Beveridge and the rest he would read out of the republican party and leave it free em to climb——-Boston Record NEW YORK, Sept. 18.—Police , Beach, and for That which comes with sin goes| man Slattery of the Flatbush sta was nothing with _ seprew-—Daaien tion, in Brooklyn, once arrested «| four-legged the di hi 1 h f : The Bride—Oh, darling, our hb horse. The horse was a great nui- mornings ago, inatior f d ch-C. mm forces. noon t the lovelieat nance at th oiice station, as Nicola! Argolt to the domination of the Aldrich-Cannon force Fas MISS IRENE RESTOVICH, MR. MAX DUNLAY, AND PRINCE, THE MATCHMAKER. Fue Groomait certainly. waa, Ithere are Do cells for horses, aud| tstrate Nest President Taft has frankly put himself on record in this ‘ t. i at. The Brlde—and Yh Oboe wean ge ander Brogge ao . i ‘ NGEL “al., Sept. 30. from ” one regret may never vet foo eq prison ag , vo. instance, wherein he differs essentially with his equivoc O8 ANGELES, Cal, lown the bill top on which; she likes me.” A dirty little brown 1d ave the tion | Truc love never does run ‘smooth,| they five, for of course it would heté lols over th irenc’s direction pigaoure of going through another./ers in pot kept on hand. It was key, which } Shicasgo MN ’ on the conservation question. When he needed votes, and i bas tt, and that, per not do to attract the attention of | she took It and hung her head, one preinniip,“ | found that the horse had commit-| desk, and pe, ie why the . ; } a t ? re bearable if th ted no very serious crime, and he for pennies, The his heart feared he needed them badly, he spoke with rever~l litte Miss Irene Bens ro gyi 3 he iy aur tae ea en te into her mouth, and pee Guinae ser" | was discharged. Some time ister contribute, and 4 ent voice of the “Roosevelt policies” and revision downward, | vert st aged 4, and Mr. Max they hurried their Might | ©Where were you eloping to?” \ boggy aaad ork tenet perwrne bedi Now, in his might, he informs us that he did not mean re poe etl oom aged 8, 008 hea gwenld saree eaten life | gt aes “loping nowhere * the matter with this) Again there was trouble around, licemen, pi r sige ws » for grows, ye vee artin’.” »| tat! hi ie goal was vision downward, and with legal agility in verbal contortion he <a = a so they walked on, refusing. to| “Starting rather young, Im a} -7ocpi"e, FE gw Bang prone — nee Mgnt p uotes himself in an explanatory way. Perhaps his quibble! aA dt = . board the alluring cars, It was at thinking,” replied Pratt, and he| over by « train.” warning, or something, and Silat- q Lie 7 Wer. Pp q jmaker of a setter dog who was| Second and Brondway, four millon | gathered the youngsters up, one on gg RI ee 2 gd ves chegpenal be'4 | tory’s captain shoved him out t©/ was charged holds, but it does not alter the fact that he led the voters to|determined to see them safely | 8 hie hand for a little whi from home, and just on the verge of each arm “I think it ls about time Hashviite Amearte | Bergon Beach j duct at B 1 ; ». | through, ¢ bled up by a! ‘ “ » / believe one thing while he had in mind another, and if there is anak bts pris Banco pte Ba pen Bare the iceman to start back home. Mary—1 didn't know you went in| Section 109 fee. bel bees any description of this other than lying, it is merely a choice |iessly returned to their homes to} ,, Mins Hestovich held a levee upon) tor poxing, baker | “Por heaven's sake, Slattery, out a license. m) ) Jaleep away the fatigues of their Where are. you asked her return home. Mr. Duniny was Raker--Neither do 1, Mary are there no buman beings up to! rance of the of synonyms. = | Officer Pratt, of the squad. (vncommunicative and shortly re. Mary--Well. mistress says you are | mischief on your beat?” asked the FE Presi Taf i 2 journey into the big wide world- “We're loping.” Mux, | tired to rest. Neither of the clop-|" |'#"'™ teh! champlont’--Chips captain. “Do leave the poor ant. rom = bad serene t began his campaign for the | Parental” ceskabee de ir | *Peaking up bravely |orn cared to “make any statement | Actress 1» there a card in that| mals alone. The station house in| , rs presidency deceived people of the United States as) ore a. — = ud ‘nove owes waid Pratt. for publication Just at the present | "°%) Ute Bel y. 1 come from «| BO,200, mast alive be transferred to to his attitude and policies. He has seen fit to declare himself | beon vxpressed, but the interested wre “loping. 1 Weatrene and | time. | flortst’a shop. not no poker game. So Sisttery weet to Bergen! boats, he woets : | parties took no chances on airing now. Our vision is cleared and for the next four years we can | Pi!!! plshs, “Prince” wan thelr look to the future with a certainty as to what is going to ne oe od he, wnased_ hie tall] wV_©CTHR BAILLARGEON’S ‘ny nasi he wealth of pennies—maybe ten or a/ intimates } THE UNITED STATES WILL BE GOVERNED FOR | (4oren--essured the success of the THE-NEXT FOUR YEARS BY A TRIUMVIRATE CON-|"“pyuy (ce {hey sould est nw SISTING OF ALDRICH, CANNON AND TAFT. Drinking a toast to the emperor} If the W. C. T. U. could allp over Pror. Noan Lory 5 of Japan is a neighborly act that/ an aqueous amendment to the joy 2 ‘Will Goubtiess meet the approval of | ride the coroner could get his Moesars. Aldrich and Cannon. beauty sleep more regularly. FORMAL EXHIBIT ‘EXCLUSIVE MILLINER Dr. Cook says that professionally; Ex-officio Mr. Hitehcock és on- Commander Peary is a ero, but | titled to all the apprause his post- personally he doesn't want to be at / masters give him. all clubby with him. } Convincing Mr. Glavis promises nd At the very least, the straw hat| be a large task both for Mr, Taft is no longer apropos. | and Mr. Ballinger ; WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 22 Bargain: Something advertised when you are just out of money. Patriot: One who dies for his country, but generally has to be killed before he does It. Light: That which you can not wee uniows it le dark. Puddin, An ‘article the proof n),2 of which is in him who ate it. BAG | Humoriet: Person suffering from necrosis of the funny bone FIRESIDE === Complaint: A peeve listened to but not heard. | Rum; Article warned against in| the Third Reader, but seldom en- NP | countered except in barber shopa. | Dog: Animal thas emulates the hen tn scratehing Scales: A way Justice has of hedging. Lemon: A fruitless sort of fruit, acid were | Clreus: Pirst aid to grandpar- ents seeking an excuse for a frolic Dear Everett: My wife is making) Dear True: Where shall | go| gefi One who only needs a} war on my typewriter lady, who is|to buy the best snow ahoos? cnake ts a 6 to produce wedding chimes. women CARRIE CHILLY. | peanut: Principal food of mon- | GEORGE. | ANSWER | Bers, base ball fans and vegetar- ANSWER | TAKE | Necktie: Compromise Christman MAKE A | g | «ift for a man; when the recipient | J ee is father, it is also composite DECIDED oes YOUR Coal: Contents of a scuttle; not to be confused with anda. CHANGE | 7 ASKg FOLKS | * pain POINTED PARAGRAPHS, a or. | Qf ALONG. 100! = 0 IRSTANCE ~ h | A family tree ts of no use to the hem ‘4 | lumber dealer I fear, ie tending tomy Aaushter,| A good fighter manages to dodge |s Doar Professor True:* Our parrot /cholia.” She reads ttle, preferring |* Jt Of trouble anes 7 swears like a troop of troopers. We (to sit moodily thinking, as {f she ‘ “ nouey he majority do not like it. Is there any way to | had lost something dear. Medicines | ™ rth gag ny = , as cure a parrot of swearing seem to do her no good. Is there |, ny ~— as noble aims—but \ Mr. and Mrs. Pette. [anything I can get for her? it fe the hits that count. Beware of people who apologize every time they do you a tavor ANSWER All men are born free and equal WATER ¥ and remain so until they marry “~C, Even if all that glitters isn't gold, . PP. lots of people are satiafied with it | . One of the things a man can't x | b understand is why his enemies a | |#eem to have so many friends ° b. | And the smile of a #& women MRS. THANADUSIA SMITH ANSWER. dozen handed to him by a bar ° ay a will do a man more good than a D tender LAY C ON @, After a man has been married ° i ‘ _|@ yoar he can’t see any réagon f i ] t d d er his wife st y REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR| except to treat her as if she didu't|Iee eV Mnewld want a new te) aiente esigners. ’ 97 know how. It sometimes happ that a man A Where most people have great The only thing in the world alis kept from buying mining stock self-control is about their generos-| woman can be entirely frank about! because he haan’t got the ready ‘ ity is being seasick cash, — When a man gives 10 cents’) The strange thing about money| Once in a while a man is too worth of advice it looks to him like is what it looks as if it could do for| proud to an honest to ten thousand dollars you until you have it ja Pity “eaty ‘atu ° | steal—then the only alternative he i! The chief reason people don't Cold water for shaving when ho) has left ts to go to work tell more Hien thea they do is they ta away. with nobody he dares scold| Occasionally & married man doos can hink of more to tell ‘or it, can make a man w home-|a lot of talking when he {s away | Nothing can make a girl more tn-| sick than anything elwe. 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