The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 26, 1909, Page 6

HC: BARRIOS Member of the United Preas, Pub Mahed datly by The Star Pablten ing Co, HOW TO BEAT THE DEVIL THE STAR—SATURDAY, JUNE 26, 1909. |THE WORLD'S FLAT, SURE IT IS--] CAN PROVE IT A lawyer in New York named ‘Turner has incorper } himself, and is selling himself out in share { stock, He may] think he is doing something original, but ii so, | 1 len It's an old and well-recognized dod te What is Standard Oil, but the incorporaflomof John D.) 0b » Rockefeller? What is the sugar trust, but the incorporation of /® Henry O, Havemeyer? What is the great Northern Pacific war (lat wone=won by vot Great Northern-Burlington-Colorado'& Southern merger which|""or course tne it is rumored is about to take place, but greater Jim Hill? What! Situnitn™ pr is this swollen Southern Pacific-Union Pacifie-Alton-Lllinois new 8 Central-and-all-the-rest-of-them corporation system, but E. H ; Harriman magnified ten million diameters a The corporation acts with the force of a million individuals wait the | perhaps, but it obeys a single will, it has a single brain, it knows but a single purpose. And the beauty of it is, the corporation has no soul John D, Rockefeller has unctuous, well-fed soul, of whic welfare of which is of the first importance to him er does anything wrong. But Standard Oil—great lodk out for your purse and y yours if Standard ( and what John D Robert Louis Stevenson w which are does are tw of an imp in a bottle which ha and when the price got to the s had to keep the imp until he the imp did to his soul! Herbert Quick story of how John D. Roc complished all the wonderful done, and then went to congre smaller than the centime, sole which he held the stock, and could through the imp, because it w owned the imp, and not the pe This is the principle of th management is sinless. But maybe there are books are set down otherwise. If we of the accounts of some of our Peter's books, we might not envy them so much originality on the part of the wrote “The Fee kefelle a soul—a well-groomed, sleek, takes great care, and the John D, nev- ich he Caesar's ghost! You want to our oil well and all the things il wants them! What it does rote “The | le Imp"—a story st coin known, died, and then you know what} al Imp Company,” a got the imp, and his aid ac tings which John D. really has 38, got a law passed for a coin 1 the do all the deviltry he pleased John D, imp to a corporation of as the corporate rsonal John D ie corporation, It beats the devil. kept in which the transactions could only get certified copies mostly saintly exploiters in St But as for Col New York lawyer—why, Tom Ochiltree proposed to incorporate himself for the bene fit of his creditors 25 ultimate consumer won't be barred from paying it , From now on Mr. Schively wil! occupy & prominent, ferred, place In the pubile prints. Tt does appear now that those autos didn't come across the coun- try jost for the fun of it. Being in love with one Chinaman fs bad enough, but with two it ts evidently fatal. WONDERFULLY While the 2 per cent tax on cor, porations may listen good at first,/ with our Ideas of Jastice when &/ O'Donnell, to twirl magicallycury it should be borne In mind that the! it not pre} years ago! There must be something wrong skimp along on $3,000 a month. For an educational institution the } Pullman college displays more than an academic interest in cold bard cash Anyhow, last night's delectable| deluge indicated to the second pipe line that there are others, | A week from tomorrow most ev | erybody will be ready to have a safe and sane one next year, SSE FERTILE SOIL fe moved to the country now, and planted a garde: “Anything coming up?” family is coming Les to agent the summer.” GARVIN’S CORNER BY THE REVEREND JOS! EPH L. GARVIN PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH SON, ey, He wilt In a guest of the AW~V.-P. B. address the citizens of Seattle a thelr friends In the Auditorium the expoaition grounds Sunday aft ernoon at 3:39 o'clock. He ia to tell us about the "Past and Present Glo ties of Woestwinater Abbey.” He knows bis subject. of shout twenty men who have con-| t of this his ix one of the he right to say not be buried trol of the managen torie structure. Hi few men who have who shall and in that famo $ie. This Ie the church of the hour Members pariian services. The mode: at au- ee room of this renowned bulld- ing holds 1,500 people, and it Is gen- erally crowded. He ts enlled the greatest preacher in England. e and force of th & com- attend hi 4 in the national life. of dis manding p Although bis position is on tinction, he was first a man worthy Of this regard before he recelved the honor. He wan selected place by the crown. on Henson ts — modest, unna- suming, honest-faced man. heveral of us were invited to meet him at luncheon the other day. Opposite him sat another famous fnxlishman. Dr, Haddon, who is giving « series of lectures at the summer school of the University of Washingon on oth- cal aubjecta, hh men came from Oxford, Kag~ land, that upiversity of Jong life and cherished tfaditions non Henson for this took honors during hia student days, and for « long time afterwards was one of the ablest men at the inatitu Dr. ton. Haddon jm atill teaching Yale univer completed his nity. He work there. About 45 yours of looks 1 found him ready and speech. He thinks clearly ponitive opinions, He evi- Gently is accustomed to defend his convietions in discussions, Withal he te a aimple-mannered man. he by peaee of Westminster @ been imprensed denoriptiona of its 4 Story. low we have has just | mashed for a wight of that athedral, where sleep so many of |the world’s great men. Few of us will ever be permitted to visit that sacred place. Every boy and girl j young man or woman, will want to hear it « ribed. lenertpts ® ereet the world's! ane that the| for call him T jbears for u vision on an thelr rapturos ored. A n's yard, that qu # heart of London y shadow whone ii nd wom on who T note, is in nook in rectory is f t butlding mong the mon who govern that ompire jdominions the aun n | our mid: see and hear from hie record of rich life that haa featminster Abbey mber that to every human being who the name of J ; ourselves not only also to be impr ing. also, the boae “denete 4 er to hear, but 4 Reomember- nds who have privilege of travel yearn for contact with laces where religious memories have become precious for a nat we might well understand why it that men have gone miles to. m and hear great men who represent! these things Newell Dwight Hillis once anid to “It Is a privilege to live in a for through thea metro- re past all tho great arth.” He n of th paid rightly, We by rare privi- leges when to our doors there are brought men of such renown as Canon Henson 1 am expecting to hear an instruc- tive and bnprisnive address Bunday afternoon, If in that address there Is not a note of the religious lite! that made the old Abbey famous; | if the name of the Carpenter of Nas. areth is not extolled by the very mention of that sacred pinoe: if that past and present glory of Weatmin- ster Abboy ts not Indissolubly wri ped up with the message. of Ife to men, T infstake not only the subject but the man One needs but to meet with Canon Henson, and he will that he will not mistake the man along this line, the owner! that} It sins, but the! perfect lady Is compelled by law to! anctent! nalated their} xpound hie powor Why won't the earth, if it ts mld moving around at the rate of 1,000 ‘pre ‘ miles a minus, throw the oceans . }and mountains fying? An eagle on the top of a high mountain starts flying east at a rate of a mile a ininute Where BYOB 11a CNW would he be at che end of an hour] 1 argued | det tha | if the rotation theory is correct? jratation theory of the earth was} | Poor bird, God only can fina you incorrect, because it ta a contra: | REV. J. L. CROOK, | 1 throw ao ball so high it takes diction to Revelation, I asked my a imsinuta for 11 06 setae 400s. Al opponent to consider the binle in-| North Carolina minister whol Soniine to the geography, it would fallible eviden Vhe bible js not |WiNs debate on old eubject, and gets | ji011 1 000 milos west of me the opinion of men hot anawers from over the countrys | yh av, otha ai 2b ous that The | S pture ee mind writes tor The Star just what he not even the smallest leaves on A 3 erecta |e ee tho trees trembled. How would thin pda ' t : 4 poasible with the earth whirl Now, the bible was meant for The bible also says, in Pealme ing 1,000 miiee @ minute? bas Senos, Nou cans See Lat the reading public decide, 1 part of the bibles nd Crow Aver te (8 fh’) going Ie from the have given my views, I will say |tho rest of It, Here's what the bl |end of the lea sod te i ae gree Be ee tel tae pS anes RYOWe he coe "Wobater says that a clreult means | earth round. I have never be he oo ariseth and goeth | to ¢ pround. Then, if the wun | veved It wes flat, Our debate was Siiah be arteeth aisle —-thecies mo around, the rotation theory | only a test of logte POOPOSOOHSOOSSOOSOSOOOSS: THE MAKING OF A FAN BY STUART B. STONE. der, at in her puffandpow tarof-rosea existence had she seen & base ball cont She had an idea that they played the game In the togs of painted Indians and) jthat usually it ended in a fight, if | Therefore she bridge and allowing Patey” not in a revolution. lamused herself with coquetry, Mr. pink teas and }her ardent admirer, of} with no one to look | on save banke: olubmen, street} sweepers and the twenty thousand | or so other gods and goddesses of] the grand stand and ble ” | It was pot that she didn’t like} 1. Rut his occupation | well, hardiy regarded {t ithe thing to slide on your face and | | wallow in the dust with men whose only ability w to slap and grad at a dirty ball, So that she wouldnt my Yea” to Pauy” O Donnell, though the big pitcher pleaded It happened, however, that the pennant race that season was the) closest on record. Thud It was that} jon the day of the final game she | reluctantly relented and. in com} pany with J. Percival Drane, lip. ped ont in her motor car to Bhert- dan park When she took her seat behind the wire netting, she was surprised | « balle at the rate od 1 $10,000 @ year “Thore’s O'Donnell! They'll never touch O'Donnell!” and she felt a thrill of positive pride. : The blueandgray “Crescents” |took the feild and thelr fond hope, Mr. “Patay” O'Donnell, wound and unwound his ten thousand<dollar- arm and whissed the sphere at the tense bataman. For three innings the game went thus. O'Donnell of the “Creacents” ed scored two runs; the “Cyclones.” And thing happened. “Patay” nell, coming from the box, looked into the grand stand and saw Mins Dorte Ramsey hanging greedily up- on the words of J, Percival Drane. She wan in reality asking enthuse fastic questions about the achieve lments of the now glorious O'Don- | 5¢ |nell, but that the great pitcher could not know. Therefore in the fourth Inning, sick at heart, he let own, and the alert “Cyclones lammed the ball againat the dot ltar-wateh ad at the edge of the big enclosure, scoring four rans, In the fifth and sixth they continued; and then the tone of the fickle crowd changed of Take him out! O'Donnell’ | re blown up!” the unfaithful bawled lot and Mise Ramsey inquired of | Percival Drane what it meant | ‘O'Donnell’s given down,” ex- | in ‘plained Drane | hh | ‘Oh, dear!” Then she studied @ bit } “Take him out! Take the Char-| " ley-horse out!" roared the crowd. “| ‘Ob, dear me!" repeated Dorta| ty |Rameey, Then she wrote rapidly: | or Dear Patey: Brace up and win. I'm @ fan now—TI believe that’s what they call it. After you've won the game, come around and we'll reconsider | ia that little matrimonial deal,” It was the most extraordinary to sey waa in winning form; his alde had }of Rev. Chas written an article especially for this paper about the movement, er” | abstainers. murmured Miss Ram|ponq and a stendy hand | should be oposed to thesaloory The | |rically opposite to those for which the saloon {# exerting {ts Influence. |ingmen than {* paid the workers In | ‘Tho trades union believes tn abolition of child labor, The and che factories over whic jot the theory i right, God's word Is wrong earth ts | (Luke, 6 } staying around Lo fly off a fashrovolving jor the }fuat through the mud? Centrifugal earth la not correct }1 argued rhe bible too, ontablinhed 48); that it (Beclew, 1:4) on This at the bh God made wheels of a bugey lees Observations in Hie Notebook. PNVERED COMPARTMENT N woure samme ML ARTICLES OF UTILITY WERE IN WERE OF CUMBROUS CONSTRUCTION AND OF ASPECT TSVER Emm PROBABLY THE RETREAT OF SOME COLOSSAL FARTH- BEING RRQUIRING IUCH OBJECTS OF “ar CRUSH RESISTANCE. FROM THE BIBLE, THOUGH | BON'T BELIEVE IT If that that a abideth me laws of nature Why does water grindstone dr rook for ane Jurnplin MR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS -’ He Visite the Earth as a Special Correspondent and Makes Wire u's sation ee=asy TEMPERANGE— NEW MOVEMENT IN LABOR CIRCLES: STELZLE, MINISTER LABOR LEADER el Rov, Chas. Stelate ts a keen-brain- | young mac trained fo hine shops burch thinks him director f probleny In hia ox d a mo union rani to estabitet te at the next A. FP. L convention now on foot Atelaie, labor leader-mintater, has ite rea- is and advantages By REV. CHAS. STELZLE. The time has gone when a “boos can be trusted with the deatiny the workingman, The labor rep: sentatives of the English house commons are practically allstotal The individual work-| «man in England is selectiog as is leader the man witha clear/ | trades Of all men the anfoniat | ndamental principles for Which ganized labor stand are dipmet- the @ploon sending the children to thefmills | Organised labor ie seokings to} any other craft the mat er workingmen imagine that all of the money now REV. CHAS. STELZLE, the economic arguments of the « - loon powers. The brewing and die|,geeTs FAITH ON RED HAIR. tilling enterprises pay a smaller percentage of profit to the work | Nor are the brew ing interests the only consumers of thelr ne! fal manufactured by oth It is absurd wo ntile, ond-olies | STAR DUST Jon Wine Sayny “Would # com= bieation of ao’ draw wo be kaows an drawbridaet” | ] | |, Mine Caddie ing juat the IVs aweet Miss Knox-—Ob ik spoil it | Mies Gaddle-—Oh, no; she t fintehed, and tthe Mins Knome-You, but whe's eolng May Mugloy tm pokes | f at hat for’ her what's the use] and Timon and tear of work | hia « ty It hie play f the wea mea fror ed out by New | j | hort heerful chap—never horre we tr hee t New suppose he Kivening Telegram, Another difference & ries and waue irawn wages what he gots telling in that the doesn't mind Dallas News Mra Fat. & your husband has smoking? tt mm t have siderable will power nne—All I had. —Chieago ra hen lays the larg-| san | | | The | Didn't you propose to her sooner| | hap you expected? . { you see, old man, I} tan t want to exhaust all my topice| onversation before we were r maeviea Lite | Pomsenston te as good as title —| Fronoh | struck | You've been twiee by ightning?t | thought Hebtning ney ke ar et twies in the mame place.” | It doomn't » far ae I know, J) wae ina diff place when | was [hit the second Chieato Trib-| | Who peeps through « hole will) | discover his dole —Spaniah | Ktiquette demands that «a man} yait until the y speak a him, |aaye the Philosopher of Folly, “The | he must put In walt-| Cleveland Lead | rest of the tin ne Ut she stops | or Beyond ™ “They tell me, pr have maate | euager-all the modern Yes I hay thd a ‘My wife's and her mother's.” |New York Times 4 the tp ee Be ben jo over th Ve on If wo get tired Byracuse Herald A Possibility. Hubby, what shat! | do with the old Chrisimas tree?” | ant you put it on your new Loulsville Courier-Journal, eldest sister, way to 3 but if 1 meet 6 to kine A Difference Firet Saffragette one)—1 eventig—whi u mt or pisin a Half Hollday. ‘The Limit, Him—And you came across from Hurope at this season? Weren't you seasick? Her-—teasick’? Gay, I wae so arch that Laat right down on my best hat and dide't carel—Cleveland Leader, A Paipable Mistake, “1 believe.” he ferventiy said, “that we are affinities.” “You must be mistaken,” she re plied. “There ie no lawful reason why we should not be married.”- Chieage Herald Of No Consequence. He certainly thought you had given me some encouragement, She-—-Well, you mustn't mind it Ite ® babit of mine, but 1 don't mean anything by t."-—Seraps. 1 Reason, “Hut,” asked the first co-ed, “why 414 you elect to take up the study of German tnstead of French?” “Oh,” repited the other, “the Ger- man professor was so awfully hand- some, you know."—Catholic Stand- ard and Times Wenderful Tact. “Mra, Bingley is a wonderful wom- what way? “When she takes the second prize at « card party she can appear so tickled with what #he gets that she always makes the winner of the first rise jealous and dissatisfied.” ‘opeka State Journal A Suggestion. Jack <I proposed to Mise Sweet, and now Miss Awitt, whose good opinion Loovet, saye Tam a fool Fred—Well. propose to Mias Bwitt and she wil! think you haye lucid moments-Fvening Chronicle. Misunderstood. Neli--Mr, Amyth called Inst night and told mo of hts love Gwen-—Which one?—Chips KANSAS CITY, June 26.-—-If there are any red-headed crooks in the country who wish to ply farious vocation without foar of the law tify should come to Kansas City, Munietpal Jud, rmsd G, Kyle dismissed a prisoner : , apent for beer and whin ‘ sre ey Paty” O'Donnell, 58 shop “compel hor to work 18 the) ,morican Federation of Labor ent ot ea che oo ane 1 O Dostall — th 2y [eentr fl The talon bon | 008 ih tee ettotale is the statement of "the sooner’ antl erowd In approval as the bive-and |""T Thies “inion bollever tn the tee of total abstinence, and’ the| 4 baltove your story, though you gray winning run shot across, clinching the pennant chugged the | Tickets on sale July 2 ang 3, An- | th ust 11 and 12, by Oregon 1, R. & | th av, Co, Chicago and return, | $72.50; Bt. Louis, $67.50; New York, | 1 | $108 50; Omaha, Kanwas City and | to “| Missourl River points, $60. On July | on 5} 1 and Anguat 11, to Denver and re- | m turn, $55, Full particulars, tickets and reservations at Union bi Office, 608 Viret ay, B. B. Bil General Agent, e education of the loon is the breeding place for tg can employ those who aro fighting them cannot be done through beersoak- | masses, The aa-| oir interests have at command | 6 shrewdest minds that money | The workingmen have % much money to employ others} fight their battles, They have nly their own brain power. They | ust be able to match the skill of This dieaders, It would be suteide. It ls comparatively easy to moet i securing of meeting plac cal trades unions, free from saloon people yet Inaugurated Trunks Sult Cases 010 Firet Ave. Traveling Bags MERK TRUNK & BAQ CoO., ® for 10-| aro the only one to tell “Oh, my O'Donnell,” aavanon Influonee, Already some of the| his atatement. “Your red hair te big auto on the way back to town Theh trades union believes in| Prominent labor leadors have given | your salvation, During the three It was very sweet musle to Doris higher moral ideas. The saloon this movement their hearty ap-|yoars that | have presided over | Ramuey, Pare Senin eine KAA delion proval, With the leadership al! (hts court 1 have had only alx red: | . Organised labor has wurely | ondy assured, this organization | headed mon before me. None was Special Eastern learned the lesson that salvation | Wil! undoubtedly become one of the | found guilty, You may go.” . for the workers must come through | S'eatemt factors for the physical,| Two hundred prisoners a weok Excursions their own efforts, Those opposing | OTA! And mental wolfare of the| is a low estimate of the number of Judge Ky , after Jones had ma persons brought before Judge Kyle, the number frequently exceeding ; 500. | The Hightfol User. Knicker—Why did you discharge your chauffour? | Bocker-—Hle persisted in takin Mie “friends out when the — coo wanted the auto.—New York Sun Try & Mapleine lee Cream Cone, It Is simply delicious, vee nee. m the station to : I Igorrote Village A.-Y.-P. 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