The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 29, 1909, Page 4

ne Member of the United & rab liebed The Star Publiate daily by TIE WINGS TO TRAINS I f } ¢ it nit of € P \ e to a pla where, the f « Ant t . ‘ Bet t n of ) THIS POLICEMAN MAKES HIS é ARRESTS STICK AND THE gair F | CROOKS KNOW IT, will reach a place ¢ the weight necessary for a fast sin} will mak e the speed we seck SeVeral years ago William The 18-1 sins between New York and Chicago*weigh | Rooney happened 2 But nobody calls him William 1,250,000 ; nds each They carry passengers, wi Wel | now approximately nda, thus the train weighs 100 t T's DH, plain Bit—big, bluff, but PI , i half |&, bear when tt com to ping more than its rers, This means that seven and & hall) wien undostrables who dally with tons of steel. wood sal, water, etc, are necessary to carry | your aide window or front door ¥ : 4 when you are sleeping the sleep of | each passenger to Chicago, Each passenger pays 31-2 cents) the just a pound to get himself and his share of the train to Chicago For Bill is what fe known in h bk bile ‘ Pike street parlance as a “cop.” If this weight were used in making an outomobile to on yal tis ta diateua single man, the machine would weigh almost as much 45 8) put he's a good one, Bill ts ight car If the railroad owners want trains to go faster,} unique tn more ways than one freigt ¢ — : : ‘ _| Sometimes he ts arresting offt than this they must be made heavier than this. For instance,| cor, court, judge and jury rolled in when Frank A. Vanderlip, president of the National | to one stuffed stiek this spring For Instance; Some time ago Bill caught a man tn the lower end of town doing soniething particu larly offensive to the peace and deathbed of his Mr wanted to reach the York he Ne icago, City bank of ” Vande mother in (¢ Vander ordered a special train se THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE! | WILLIAM E. ROONEY IS JUDGE, Ae ay > JURY AND COP. ON HIS BEAT iftense, Wt a beat where | flewt | usually | thing doing all the time is put to muscular test it's all over does his bit on wien ym Bill often Hut after the chain gang come around to Bill if he is com-| polled to muss them up a bit and toll him they deserved it | a “bonehead pinch His, superiors will tell you tha He's a good officer Its not the numbe patrolman makes, but the kind counts. When Bill arrests a for burglary or larceny he us comes rght along with his of arrests a that even after the offender | the but it was necessary re cars to his in order to gain the weight that lip's car was attached to attach four m would permit for 16 hours If we reach a speed that is greater than our speed of today, the trains in which we ride will appear far different to those engine, un-hour speed that was maintained vf the GO-mile that we now use. This is t e our speed seekers must find new principles of rapid transportation, They must enter new and unknown fields to find what they desire | the a train goes the more it must As t ts now, taster weigh. What they faster a train goes the less it w It i probable that this can be accomplished by the} use of the aeroplane. Even now a great New York inventor is} he} le that will mean | weigh. & working on a system which combines the aeroplane and t trolley. The trolley he plans will furnish the power that wil drive the cars; aeroplanes above each car will exert a lifting] power so that, at a speed of 150 miles an hour, the cars will weigh practically nothing, and the clamps that will hold the trolley to the overhead rail must be very strong. With our present trains the wear and tear of a speed of 150 miles an hour would break the strongest rails, With the acroplane arrangement the weight on the rails would be very | small “Go slowly,” is the order these days, when a train ap- proaches a weak bridge. This is to prevent vibration on the rails, The order that an engineer of a high speed aeroplane train would receive before coming to a weak spot in the roadway would be, “Go as fast as you can.” For that would mean more support from the air and less vibration on the rails Our great inventions are not sudden. They grow. With- out ball bearings bicycles would have been impossible. Bicycles brought about the invention of pneumatic tires, and without the pneumatic tires automobiles would have been an impos- sibility. With the advent of the automobile came the improvement of the gasoline motor. And without a perfect, motor, acroplanes would have been impossible. Today, thanks in part to the man who invented ball bear- ings, we have aeroplanes. Where will the aeroplane lead us? The Wright brothers say their machine will never be used to carry freight. But the principles they have discovered may be applied} to rapid transportation of large numbers of human beings light weight Paying contractors a bonus for, When Joaquin Miller gives advice work done ahead of time and letting | to college graduates we reallee only them off free for delinquent Jobs i* too sadly how well along in yoars & sure way to make mollycoddiles out the “Poet of the Sierras” tn. of them. Mayor Mueller can eastly be par- ‘The woman who threw a package doned for his egotiam when he as- of powder into the stove at least |serts that the fine of §75 for his furnished a welcome variation from | assault is too low. the lady who hurries breakfast with kerosene. H. H. Rogers’ son, at leant, will | never have to worry whether or not he is an ultimate consumer. In the first place the council does Not believe those concrete chargen; | im the second place, it wouldn't make | any difference if It did; so why worry? Probably arrangements will have to be made to take the armory tn- wide every night. Aa & solace for unrequited love, Garbolie acid gets more action and fee pe: words, Seattle lawns will Jess satisfactory results than any- ve to operate under the Carey land thing ols the druggist sells, Fectamation act, Between cyclones they are still in-} With all its faults, nobody ever @eting Governor Haskell In Okla-| broke bis neck looking at the old homa. eity hall, GARVIN’S CORNER BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. GARVIN PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH but remit! Also, ut themselves MUVANT GIKL PROBLEM. M. Goder ta married. vie the solution, Hereby hangs names are all right, probably, way ni ithe they use fall @. Before this happy ending to # when 1 business life, she had served |ing with them. A haughty mi . home for five years. |a poor employer. A selfish miatrene Her emplerer and famtty were | simost an Impossibie one present at the wedding hin Is | No such mistakes here, or in many fot the penanee for the domestic | homes. Both knew their places with question. But It indicates the valve | mutual sympathy one family placed on a “giri'® As Mr. aid, in telling me services, and how they appreciated | about Iti “We tried to treat Anna , lan we felt father would iike to years ts a long time for t girl to work for family not uncommon. This @ both an filust ple, It tilustrates how to treat the young woman who works in your kitohen, It teaches every honest girl “works out” how ave her t jher off | | we bad o good a jed_ her conaldorately.” During those five years Anna did not fail them. She accompanied to thelr summer ho away from the clty the family | though Domeatic | endeavored to 5 Bho did today She wax) Om May 22 she was married, after luring those in. rtship. and ve yours ather and mother tidential with her lived in Fefie, Sweden, her birth mintrons ( a point place. the w employer | Lured by the stories of American iris oc nce). dhe life, this girl of olghteen ventured to @ worthy youn, n he orowwed the ocean and continent. | of. thin olty ei phages: Wing hearts followed her travels | the joydus with meats at that family & were her employ ad a genuine | They came because they loved her American family to gerve They | for herself, and not from duty. To wanted rvant and knew how|them she war almont “one of the | to treat They aid .not t family.” She knew them as among “ They tre jh at friends in América. fe @ surpri het employer ga present, two lots in. the We ark district; two lots at ae Unexpectediy, | Bnglion, and | th Amertoan unacquain ways, She had come trom good hundred dollate; Just » token of 4 arentage, and the training showed. | fection. She had nothing coming to Bhp was apt to my faithful and | her in a businoas way industrious. Sie "made good When you write yo ” Many servant girls fall because | sald the ant man, « ving hor the | hey are incompetent and are feeds, “tell him that we give thes h thelr work, They d nese lots to you because you have 1 fr calling in thelr hearts | girls learn to dignity their ho | 1k knw »| work by taking an Interest the ane bs ay try te le the businens, t refreshing to learn about f fo fore better and win reco who forvant q Many mistresses tall utte nolved ® marriage nor aift solved It, but affection and me gaune they, have no nympathy i ; “girl, Wine sympathy and consideration. “servant.” “maid.” otc, TI dignity of our falr city oner with the stolen stuff Did Hill majestically stalk to the} BILL ROONEY. box” on his beat and pose with|= -—— They Listen to Him, prisoner in hand until the potice| Its @ pleasure to hear Bi tes} Bill basn't much to say. But jauto arrived? ify In pollee court. Bill's brevity when he says It the peopl¢ on his) Hill did not, BI deposited one|on the witness stand is a police beat know Ite straight » they kick on the southwest corner of the | court proverb listen offender's anatomy And what What about this fellow anh his little § elght-hour that kick did was a more Whole | City Attorn De Brule treteh a day and does It well, Nil} » lesson than a jall sentence Drunk wanted to fight doesn't know the meaning of the) It you doubt this statement,| couldn't get him to go home 4 word fear, He's just one of our you've never seen Bill kick, Any-|fellow when he's sober,” and Hill big, bluff bluecoats and he's a) jway, that particular offe: has|gote his helmet and is ont of the credit to the police department. |. never monkeyed since, He's got a| court room When you see No. 153 on a hel job, steady job, now, and is behay:| Bilt doesn't waste thm, Mash-| met you'll know {t's Bill Roone ing himeolf. Bill's kick changed|ers and burglars Mill loathes and) That'll be about all for Bil a bum into & man. ‘they never trifle with him after the EDDIE BOYD! the weather being no occasion f [6 gingham walst and ribbed stook-| BREE: | Ings Who are you looking for, bud As an Amateur Hawkehaw, Miss Dilipickies Gets on the Trail of @ layer | guid, thinking maybe he Kidnaped Cheeild waa going round getting soap or ders BY FREDO SCHAEFER, I'm looking for # spanking for| being away from home wook,” he sald en @ great ight bust on me t are Chesterton Quince Du |barry!” I says j He didn't try to deny that. It} was really the long-lost kiddo. 1 yanked him up the walk and to| the big front door, The next min-/ ute I was a bystander at the hysteric family reunion you er] maw. Everybody was about as com | posed as a fire panic on an excur lston steamer out of sight of land After things had sort of subsided | thonmelves, | asked how about that } $6,000 reward | 1 had been hugging myself over that reward while they was hug ging Chesterton | Then old man Dubarry told for about af most me sadly that the boy had been turned loose near by, after he had left the the ransom On & Water plug and sidewalk had been roped off that the crowds wouldn't in |answered the bachelor —Life, year, Oy th, ae post 4 of ettpont pi five we neoomdowt there's no sore spots | summer board Because Bill never makes an ar | fer farmin rost unless he's right. And the \! ugh oho on Bill's beat know he's jright, They usually plead guilty) |if taken to jafl and they usual) Hitt has been a member of the police department for the past) mur three years and he's never made (istrese—Why, what's the mat ter? Don't you Ike the baby? Yoom; but he's that woliceman that I t wm Tatler afraid of a get near one rybody in sight.—Florida Times Union oo = May I kiss you You may.” she said Why did you t that paper? To neo if th anything in ur leane pr ting 1"—Loute ville Courier-Journal About the only use some yo fellows make of thelr heads h thetr hate in place—Dallas see In the baby strong?” Well, mither. You know what a tremendous votee he has?" Ye Well, he lifts that five or s#tx times an hour.” —Kansas City Jour-| nal 6 96 Conceal thy domestic ita —Tha i WN (announcing the expected—| Pr r, its @ little boy | Professor (absent - mindedly) ell him what he wants. —Bos t necript see divine in| ts nothing more thie world than simple humanity Chicago Tribune. ‘ . Eng ie « funny language, af- ter ail, tan't it? Why » ard 4 man, talking of a po litiea! candidate the other day, say If be only takes this stand when he runs he'll have a walkover. "— Baltimore American. ee the never-falling voice of Pope. Prid fools eee My wife can cook,” dict, proudly “Don't worry! naid the bene- Maybe she won't,” The joy of being useful should be |with the getaway of the kidnapers } “With this V." be sald. as he dug) jit owt of the bottom of a lean} urse, “this boy haa just cost me| | $66,000 mm ' HE BN ND. Useless. “Bee, "Ria, here's « German clock | bought for yer In Lunnon | “Good gracious, John, how foolish! | w Tean't understand a word | ~Rerapa ear epectaliste in thie as universal as the longing to be beautiful—Florida Times-Union. “ee Woman and Her P. 5. Chilten—-No woman ever wrote a letter without « postsertp. Miss Auguire—My next letter will make you take back all you have nald Chilton soon received a letter from Mine Auguire, When after her aig nature she wrote: “P. &—Who ts right, now, you or 1f"—New York Prema, A GOOD PROPOSITION Is being made by the Federal Wall Paper Store They are furnishing enough paper to do a room up to 12x14 for as low as S$c per room. { the imported papers are Who will send two aticine free ti ly to Nolaes , * "IT WAS REALLY THE LONG-LOST KIDDO.” ] o Fs VL {up to the Dubarry mansion to tell Well, I have turned the trick. them so, Of course, they never Chesterton Quince Dubarry has knew I'd ever been enlisted, but It been ,restored to his heartbroke wouldn't hurt them to know they parents, and by me. bad my sympathy Hut all | got owt of ft waa a five) Golng up to the entrance gate of Dubarry park, | saw @ chalk-taoed | boy with squirrel teeth come along | by himself. What attracted my at-| tention was that he wore earmuffs, | spot. Disgusted at getting #0 many bum steers, I decided to call myself off the big kidnaping ease. | went THE STAR'S MOVING PICTURES MAKE PREPARATIONS Dates of Sale-—June 2-3, July es Se awit * SE sae mii You've heard about “the Merce white light that beats against & throne.” Well, thia ight can beat against other things, too. Por instance, this picture shows it beating against the chalr in which President Taft alta at the ball game, It tan't much fun, how- ever, to have this ight monkeying around your seat at a ball game. Prealdent Taft didn't know it waa beating at the time this picture was taken, or he wouldn't have looked so comfortable. But, even while he was looking on and asking questions of Vice Proasldent Sherman, the reporters were sending out over their tele graph wires the story that President Taft didn’t know to which league Washington belonged. That evening al) fandom laughed about It. ROCK ISLAND- Request Rock Island when purchasing your tickets. 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