The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 9, 1908, Page 4

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When th ive [ don't know but what peu are % right aid be “1'Ve th : NOTICE TO GUBSCRINEMS—aroue Four tasaly thes ee, wore susding 6 All Week at Both Our Big é by y evening, please other y ind 441, Between | . new novels, wt row e ¥ yee cheuld entes | A Larsson acht to he imgreving your mind ct 4 be certain of giving our eube A perfect service en newhat X ¥ ; And I,” @eetarad Mra. Dincot wed and bid the other one you - sek oo oe s heeiiiossinaianiaieel bles, incisively, “have thought t wore to tae » s ‘ ou are devouring altogether too tte,” « ife brie a ARE YOU A MISFIT ? Kuny dotwotive storten, dear ty and sencteely, ao the toohed ap a i fb Mr. Diwwwbbten weighed again happily at him t Don's Fail to See the Demonstrations of g | Wet eemernee on Gibbon’) pead too many nove / : he squar zi e round Beeme,” ke oid, “I'll get it for you Nor I detective sto wuld r The —— ther 94 teday from the iHbhrary M Dimcetetrte: * hole is an old figure ‘Oh—eh, couldn't we begin on) And, mutually aatiefied and reliev fa i al te Ever since we were children! | momatbtreg Meh te asked his wife,| ed, they rted hu y for the j ay . te a . emewnn consten i seas 1 4... a if At Our First Av. Store.—Vibration for A we have heard of it, instancing | “Bee,” wepiied hor husband, short | “reer yy THE NAVY YARD . : Ui slumbers who should have been y ‘ : the Modern Cure plur t hou a : | | Rut when Mr. Discobbies re " Fe At ~y fe F at fe neg the stock brokers and doctors who }twened to the evening it was with-|Navy Yard See battleship Iiinots ae le Re Me S out any Whrary book in the drydock. Moats leave 10 The ker Drug (o Two stores : should have been 7 ans, | The first volume ts out,” said be | times daily from F foot of Yes: 1013-15 1st Av.,406 Pike and preachers who should have} | tertetiy or Way. Round trip 0c | been drug clerks. | “Phen there's no reason for me 0 tins , > THE LION AND THE MOUSE, net fintehing this novel,” exclaimed E . It is an old and familiar way | Mon. Dineobblen what re of saying that a man doesn’t}- A Lion was awakened by a Mouse stepping on his corns, Rising | Heved And, oh, Henry, I've de E “sg a , up in anger the king of beasts wae about to put a tin ear on the di | etded te get a volume of ‘Plutarch’s : fit. minutive rodent, but some delay was entailed because he had come | Lives’ at the library for you tomor : But almost always we apply this figure only to professions wn gern = yes San Se Ears aerated _ gap RE aero re : F 1 piteo) Mease don't crab my future " wr ext evening, wher and callings, and we have it illustrated by the story of how they| have a hunch that I can put something i you | Diseebbles returned to his home he e wanted to make a physician of Agassiz, and of how so many — Congest tou pre pate Tie otra k the Le as on ha merry found thet bia wite ab 4 been unsuc b ; ’ F wt that he advised the Mouse to go get a reputation. Sure enough, | cessful in her attems | of the world’s great men were great men only because they | some years afterward the Lion was rounded up by some of Mr. He. | “The first volume is out,” sald e ceedec yetting away from some profession or Hing | sembeck’s young men and left safely spreadeagled on the ground | she, as she again picked up one of — led in getting awa on eee , Can"MG | whie they went to look for & dry goods box to nal! him up in. The | the #ix best sellers. But tomor j which did not suit them. | Mouse, being attracted by some extremely unconventional language jrow I'mgoing to get Christopher q 5 . . fing ihe jungle, came upon the Lion, who entreated to get busy. Of | Marlowe's plays or something for Suppose we go beyond professions and callings? ia t y ® ot | te 4 c Z course the Mouse made a stall at gnawing the rope with his aliarp | You | 3 Don't you knew many a man who is a misfit simply a8 @! teeth, but announced that the article was a steel cable. and benides, | And I shall get something on he had an engagement chewhere to Ml. This shows that it ts pos | Shakespeare for dear,” said z man? 4 Don't you know men and women who are not only teachers, perhaps, when they should be students, but who are lonely : when they ought to be companionable, who are sour when they ought to be smiling, who are old maids and old bachelors when they ought to be husbands and wives. Don’t you know men and women who are miserable when they ought to be happy? They are the worst misfits of all. A man who would make a good carpenter may be making | Mr. Diseobbies, as he picked up his brilliantly covered book The next day, much to thelr a» tonishment and dismay, they met re Jat the distributing desk of the pub | tte brary, Mr. Discobbles was after Christopher Marlowe plays, while bis wife had just frantically | BY JOSH sible for even a Mouse to confer soe & rattling good menagerie benefits upon children wha love to — SRT Re | Still Command Attention at McCarthy's. Counters and Tables Are Loaded With Choice Merchandise at Attractive Pricings. Everything in the Store Continues on Sale at Reduced Prices. Here Are Some of Them: endeavored to borrow everything on | Shakespeare from the library “Never mind, dear,” declared Mr Discobbies, consolingly, when he re covered from his surprise. “Let's give up our course in reading. 1 HAIR RIBBON— Widths to 3% inches; all shades; regular price 10c # yard; NIGHT GOWNS— Of finest matertala. trimmed with lace; TABLE LINEN— Regular $1.60 @ yard, 72 tuches wide; rich, heavy quality; lots handsomely worth $3.50 A Word From Josh Wise. | shine will ran out soon because the on . toe t tates | ited. | ~ , & very poor lawyer, but of how little importance that is com- jmuaber of ne ae e& a | was solng to Deroy ant ite the a. 0.00; bow on $1.98 sale now at, the 5c Fad patterns to choose pared with the man who is only “one of the boys” instead of views of the fellow who find: r peatinabiabamddaodiaienete 0 yard ° rom; sale price “Laugh, an’ th’| f0F all the sleoping cars. world’! wonder wha! Tr being the father of his own boys! It is a pity to sce a woman F View Him Tolerantly. pon NIGHT GOWNS— The same quality and styles, cut BEDSPREADS— a cnenan FROCK. TOWELING— a who would make a good nurse waste her life as an incom- ye see that’s funny.” | : - . Regular $1.50 Full Size Bed- | Regular 12%¢ Glass Toweling i petent hand at bridge? |! see the college boy @ back with ae re can: Bold overyetc’’ | spreads, with fringe and cut | full width and good quality 3 ¥ : lengthy football iock at $1.25 cach; om sale at, 75c corners; on sale at, goes in the sale to ‘i BS These are the real tragedies! And trasers cut with low of aack,| <#Zsa==t.umP = 6fFlcach ...... season pene “PR TR SEEN SE $1.19 morrow at .. , % ? They are all square men and square women. ‘They were | sts any oy ge ne : 4 put here for fine things and big things, but they have only eeu ties are load and gay CUNNER CAaVOR— BED PILLOWS— be " on The girhandthelcecream Joke!) gon ¢ hie bat etn 1} Net and Taff Zeclasp length, “ . mistaken what life had in wanting for them. They have! ei fourish here long after the)! 9 ee ae ot oun Boe e pongee sha regular price | The Famous Emmerich F ve Imported Split Foot Hose, slipped into the first place they could find without ever think | “Merry Widow” joke is relinquished | ” * a ees eae 35c a bakes on ear tae = Se eee ene : . : . 7” , wor i a o . ing whether it was the place they were intended to fill. There |? %* Britis® bumortats |The college bay goes down the now at only ...... $5.00 street, and, mingling with the was fashionable society; they have tried to fill that. There | Man wants but little here below He gives his class yell with a will 4 makes a large display, | pprove of him, but still I used to act that way —Lauteville CourterJournal. t | throngs, WASH BELTS— - . " P . | And doesn't it it hot; [ NO’ existence that worshipped only the god of a good time; they | pcm, or pl she Jap Silk and Net Waists, beauti- | Nice for Wedding Gifts; somewhat soiled; sale price only of articles to choose regular prices $1.00 to sale price for choice, ful styles each; on sale, while they last at, each . worth $6.00 to $8.00 Ibe go ; have tried to fill that. They nursed puppies instead of babies. | Me¥—eF than he's got 10c They sneered at the poor instead of helping them. They loved i Money instead of morality. They cared for show instead of New Jersey man asks Roosevelt to pick names for set of triplets It's thought, however, that Koose- | WASH BELTS— 2 s ‘ ‘ r New Wash Belts, with colored genuineness. All the time they were choosing the imitation — exhausted bs magraetty wt en | Good tides cubrethiied " daktewe > _oHnRT waisTs— PICTURES— Seetond of the real. e named Quentin and Kermit. | two old friends on the street, most stores at 4c Pearling and ersian Laws | Regular $1.50 Pictares, aise pee Paeae eins a se }locking arma, strofled along, dis sists, beautifuly mam inches; nice subjects; there isn’t any happiness in that. Another Reform. cussing various toples. Personal | and finished; on sale $2 49 in the sale at, The square peg will never fit in the round hole! ‘The pantaletted Paris gown jones ro touched upon at last, and,| at only . ‘ after WI turn the tables yet; hanging family solicttudes Will it? They'll soos cut * trousers | for several momenta, the Judge ask NEW COLLARS— ne — . down ~ a P the Major fun 150 Dosen Embroidered Collars, WASH a0oDs— PICTURE FRAMES— For Willie's sister Bet | “And dear olf Mre. ~ your | usual price : all sires; th Regular 30c India Linons, nice. | Regular 3%¢ Picture Frames, a jaunt? She must be rather mnt launder beautifully come fine, sheer quality is included black and brown, oval & Only Course Open. lnow. Tell me, bow i she? in numerous designs; in the great sale this 19 square; size 9x11 Inches; 1 del . | “Hurted her yesterday,” sald the! sale price 10¢ week at only .. . WE | Stranger: What ts your state | x6 jor going to do now that it has downed “Beried her? Dear me. dear saat | whisky? North Carolinan: Dow | left of it before the law ge | effect. HAIR RIBBON Regular be Hair Ribbon, widths Is the good old lady & ? ‘Yes; that's why we baried ber,” mid the Major.~-Argonaut. FRENCH LAWN— No finer quality sold anywhere to 4% Inches; afl shades at 55c a yard, in the great sale while the supply lasta, 8 at McCarthy's tomorrow 43 c at, the yard ‘ c McCarthy Dry Goods Co Sutcliffe Baxter, Receiver Howard J. Sheehan, Mgr. UNDERWEAR— Women's 65e Lisle Combtmtion Suits, with low neck and sleeves, and lace trim Ac it med; sale price, only «..! ‘ Now they've discovered a fossil | chicken in Wyoming. Doubtless the original Plymouth Rock chicken. Encouraging. Now, be careful and go for I be you drive, over the} shaken A smart litte tub frock is made and white «tlk gingham, oke, sleeve a row The stones, And mind you pull ap at the right house, and jook out for those dread EVERYTHING A College Trophy. Visite What t - t ” skirt gore of tucked batiste. Stern Father of the Fair One—Do you think you can keep my on the wall? nn 7° Rave) fal railway vane ot do may best.{ Diale white matertal also forme the Gaughter in her present style? mt Geatuate: Oh, I got thet! As horspital would you wiah | Daoding and girdle. A tiny waist Sultor—Certainly not. She wouldn't stand for it Stern Father—What is this you say? e at college. + taken to, sir, in case of ap ac-|COMt Of blue embroidery gives a) | distinctive toveh ito Wh tad yon ? dor t Sultor—Well, you know how quickly styles change Si MGaineio’ tince, coceees Londen Ti-Bita, 4 pennies testes Ig 9 : . Ladies’ khaki sults at Piper @ of promise suit |. Many a woman “burns up her! retry 1024 Spring at . ee husband” for being~soused. Few! uitnialas. atm —— An eastern publication announces with some trepidation that the av allable supply of names for battle Oe have the consideration to watt un-| Ul he fs dead, as did Mrs, King.| On! tat la! eer Ree THAT UNERRING FEMININE INTUITION. i Hot Weather 1 wass yust hopefulness, Mr.j| him Aff for short Chones, dot you voult trop in. How | means monkey 14 ies eferpody, inclusion yourseluf? awful «veet girl In Chotman Aft But hiss vife iss a Mit her hiss vort Wass you going to vacate pretty soon, yet? Ach, no. I don'd mean dot. | mean, go for der summer svay in der country, in der ocean shore, der hills or der sulfuric sprins, yess. Maybe you vill de- camp in der voots, vere Nadure ise hauntet, no? Ah, to Europe going maybe. Vell, I enfy myselut your trip, Mr. Chones. Ven you arrifal dere blease to stob in ad Schaffs-| powter, Mr. Chones? I dink I vill| and she knows I haven't anything fit to wear.” bergen-ober-auf-Thierarmnet und see|take me vacancy myseluf, Mr. |- wa ctcomi. “ : Will Mak my brudder. You vill recognition |Chones. I don’d get von, but I like: # eooeeee ’ e Rim by a red velvet ¥ vich he years. He ias der innkipper. He kips der inn und der ‘on kips him, he ha! Dot iss id kips him in. Ajyet, voult yo ubelief id, hiss hair Ask About It choke, Mr. Chones, a choke! Hiss|veighs on hiss mind. 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