The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 22, 1907, Page 6

_— os FAR PUBLISHING CO. EVERY APTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY “THE SEATTLE STAR Temporary Offices, Pot, Building, phones— ARSE Independent S78; Sunset Main 1080, olan Ba Busiiess: Inc dent 1188; Sunset Main 1080, § RAEEARD @TAR AGENCY an Ballard Ave Sunset, Malient Mt q m4 EVERETT #TAR AGENCY. WB Leonard, tek Hewitt Ave, Sense, Mal om Tne cont pe week, oF (WEnty five Cente per month Deltwered mS by Sol oe e > « MALL hen your i 3 . 2 Namen from § { » E ar copy of The oe » . np i » mh. and we will send you ® Pa an ee Miesae “teleyhane “we” every | 7 4 te thie Way eo cnn be certain of giving cur eubseribere @ perfect serviee-end al hte the y wer aM THE FOOL WHO ROCKS THE BOAT if ‘ - Among the thal Diessings of epring we have with us agala i the fool who rocks the boa i He has already begun bis season's work, The other day two Wl of him boarded @ ewan boat tn Central park, New York. One gis i gied at the othex, and the old program was enccessfally carried out with the result that a young girl was drowned and ten other pas qangers Were more or jess seriously injured No: the foole have been apprehended and sentenced. They ore still at large, er ot ee x ee But, after al! is the man who rocks the boat a distinctive kind ef a toll He ts only ING A RISK e FAR HE CAN GO. as foolish, because we all etng HOW rable things equally He te an! We do tne | ' Rave tt in oe to UNGER a little. We all have that venturesomeness ; ot | Wet inclines + » way, “Yeo, thing © pretty good as they are, be but ft think cB THE CHAN( a i i And we & always anaiyre these steps beforehand, to see of | whether they « E or FOOLISH tw} oe «6.4% Wp © Most of es have enough eense not to rock the boat, but we we | take chances © business grity when for the sake of profit te We come as © > sharp pra: as we can without being ab ai sotutely dishones:. We vote smilingly for men whom we KNOW are 5 ie = not CAPABLE of being faithful public servants, We COMPROMISE be] with eae CONSE (ENCES and tell our wives only HALF of the truth jildren arow up in astonishing ignorance of the SENTIAL to a clear understanding of LIFE and We even bet o | tate which are | Dy | tte DUTIES. avy A Bian may hare & weakness which he known fe FATAL; he Tt =F may have a friend whom he knows le DANGEROUS; be may have Bosoel formed an asso Which be koowe ts a MENACE; be may have ist been placed tn a jon which be knows ts AT THE RISK OF HIB DEST SELF; « e will play wi thet weakness, be will f eearch out tha ¢ will mate that association, and he pS WET Waliderace e bimeoit again and again avd again in that Ay postition he And when » these footiah things, we have nothing of 7 the idiets tn Ce park, beca WE OURSELVES are ROCKING } | HE BOAT. Boy ad aginypemitiinensteine “ A “PATROL” WOULD BE USELESS : fis: Mayor Moore's scheme for patro’ on lake Washington, arged with the 4 et “picking up ned cancelets, is a] fmpractical Where wou * patrol tationed, to wateh for upeste? ‘The lake te miles long and the canoes are aattered all over it Talon wi What good could the patrol bay fo, if it wee stationed at tor ex and a was upaet opposite Leach Park? those cance ple im the 4 learn of the ng be the ¥h patrol boat acet « would either drowned or rescued some eraft ne whit more effective than any one moving about the lake het canoe ban become a fad in Beatthe tt of be taken to compet all their - - anes nib le BR ‘tam . eos care : ind hundreds of ye thetr cance ownets to pla crafts It the law ‘compels to carry life preservers, why of canoes, where the risk A Canoe is casen: & email passenger taing ome or more girix, aidition te the ‘The Wives of these girls are at stake. The man may swim, but the that the girls There are ru cushions, of © eanoe The Star | hema to be risked tn such r cumstan: young people » he f hances Involved at lenst Hite saving as give ma when sag people are should adulging to the risk immediately Ives, potne ateps life-saving appliances aboard eraay paksenget launches, which are far safer, should % not do the same tn the case to the oceupants es much greater? raft young man ft always con in charge be able to ances are anot tents, made for One of these. aAnoes are fille air f act as life servers. regular enerver nd the | 4 should be provided for each passenger absolutely probibit four persons in a far too valuable to tn Tacoma olice Reainst has the men who » et campaign which with the s been a des e e to be revived ar i { i i the jails filled Lat the p oe *# ikewtee. an ordinance be A “Clear beginning with sidewalk BREMERTON ITEMS (Mar Special Service.) BREMERTON, M There ta such by Soatth an best be attained A Sure Thing. shoemaker, 217 James ie | | | i ' | | | THE SEATTLE STAR—-WEDNESDAY, MAY BY JOSH { “I euppose you are going to the Jamestown exposition Sure, Just soon ae it's fin ished “Humph! ‘Then ef course you'll take & run from there down to the opening of the Panama canal of Democrat load New (oO) Philadelphia stook A Word Prom Jook Wise Th’ feller th’t don't kick at th’ right time is sure t' have it rubbed in. A High Roller, Mra. Howard Gould prefere # pub tle trtal of her eutt against her hue band. Looks as though she latend ed to return to the stage Wore there any spectal features of your engagement fn Alash Yes, a number,” replied Louden Ranter. "One thing expecially grat ifying to the actors of our company was that omge were seljing at $12 & dozen Mara will be only 36,000 000 miles from the earth next month Lats hope Nikola Tesla doesn't throw « scare Inte ft “Richer mest have « great deal of time on his hands The minister who performed the Why? ‘ : a Corey-Giiman ceremony says God tn ee ee STATS BoINE OME nade the ma The govern That's because he bas litte men however, made the money | time It he had lote he'd go on a ‘Dat Went as A fee wall yaoht.” j prCchEss oMrne tt ie rumored that ex Queen Lili as THE rooR'’s FRIEND, | Jobn t wokalani ia to be married Sullivan made hia annoyncement LONDON, May 22-—-T? barring widows early enough to of Mariberough wil) wiett i prevent any suspicion that he {ts © reer The Demmeae & owe | t ay a » ald the poe © will try io be Ge Magy mee interest New York women of ss fashion tn @tris of the Kast Side Gold, Sliver er Oi! She fe vow taking up Werk amon Squire F. Bartheimeh went to te poor girls in London and tn Pittsburg on Saturday with a car the chareh army THE STONE HATCHET BALL T BY STUART MACLEAN. o a comm naman EAM Twas in the merry month of M in ages prehistoric (Although to call It “May” at month,” {a metaphorte) When Ran the Big One bad it published tn the Morning Thunderer A baseball game would be pulled off that day upon the tundra From cliffe and caves they came to aire the players an ovation They brought thetr pasolithic lungs heer al exch sensation They also bronght their spears and clube (a thing t now shock us) would } And one olf fan had brought along bis baby diplococeus Admimion was « half a fitnt te t upon the bleachers, And every tree around the park wae filled with wondrous crew While on the fence an anthropoidal ape, with limbs prebenstie, Upon one stone kept score, and used another as a pencil You should have seen old Altrock Fair-Face hurl the sphere of gran And watched the Fierce One, Kiberfield, go wild when they out n it You bave been there just to see the bunts of Little Keele And hear Wet-Finger Waish show off his powers as a spieler. It was a bully game, they say; the boys were terr The whole Stone Hatchet team made hits . nd Ukewise errors But then the game was young, and ngs Were not blamed on a hoodoo. And people didn't sit all afternoon and knock the same as you do. WOMEN - WRITERS - DiefCUst BEST: MEANS” OF POPPING ETERNAL QUESTION. ny De io K. Dearborn. tea fai * con ar, and ph—p she ‘ » t ‘ ‘ t * jer a “ple f refuge “ Hl rT ‘ yen , r aking a ft b ’ ashing | t A may fore ave « b ° « 1 ‘ « ar 4 both t « at ak ‘ 1907, Mr DD. How biue Baby's eye are Mrs, D.: Well, 1 ithe that! They're brown. Mr. D. Ha, be, ba! Bring her near the light and [ll prove it to you Mra. D.: Indeed I won't The light ls too strong for Baby's eyes Mr D.: Oh, come on, The light won't hurt Baby Mrs, D; Lemuel Doveydove! 1 never thought tt of you that you'd want to blind Baby. Shame on you! Mr. D.: There you go again! You want to raise Baby like a bat! Mre. D. ‘Bs « precious ‘ittle bunny, not « ‘orrid, ugly bat; is ‘oo? Mr. D: Ob, cut out the baby talk! Grown persons can’t under stand ft, much leas children. Mre. D Now, you KNOW you often talk the same way to Baby yet you think I don't notice it Mr. D.) 1 know what color Baby's eyes are, anyhow, They're blue like my mother's. Mra. OD Nonsense. They're brown like mine Mr. D: Blue PETTIE PRIMROSE Allee, tell me, he whtewered wont you take me? Centurion of #tlence seemed to fo jow to James, although there was holes and confusion enough. Ther | think--that you'd—propose t {a—trolly car | The heart of James gave « Joyful | teap | ahe Kinwed Her bead was rained, him end as ere, f on t mouth heeding of all the other she smiled throug y tears, @ aaid | guess Wil take «© chance, Jim mie | ALASKAN EDITOR | 10U8 TROUBLE (Stee Spectal Servier.) FAIRBANKS, Alaska, May 22 Mrs. D.: Brown, brown, brown This afternoon Editor Henry of the Mr. D.: Did you say blue? Tanana Citizen, published at Gib Mra. D.: (poute): PLEABE be| bons, will reach here on the steam ble. er, Henry is being brought here ’ li compromine,| handcuffed and chained to t We'll say one eye's brown and the| deck. The last grand jury indict him for criminal libel and as he other's blue Mra DD. (excited): Oh. | hope not’ Oh, I'd go wild Wf anything| © the matter with Baby's eyes! fn considered a bad man the off cers are taking extra precaution UARDA AT ESQUIMALT. Mr, D.: I didn’t BAY they were b) t's call them «0. , ira xy it Sim peat: think * The Uarda, of the Koemos line rf Lemuel, don't alt there and try to pag the dry dock at Baxquimair pro" GL0Bt deceive me, but hurry right out and get an ooulist Mr. D.: (tears bis hair): Fury! CAN'T you see [ was kidding’ Mra. D. (lea agitated): But fe brutal for you to torment Baby Mr D Why Jeannette, it-—1 mean she--ten't being tormented It's Mre D.: But Baby's eyes are ie Timely Mr. D. ell, can’t | even bring im @ minority report that they're blue? Mra. D.; Decidedly not’ Mr. D.; Then I bolt! é p Which he did. IN GEEGAWKLAND eg) | ne our little at « time plan—when || funds are low and clothing needs confront you it makes the buying of that Summer outfit easy—all that’s needed is to pay a little down, and the balance you can pay a Hittle at # time, at your con venience You'll find everything here that goes to make the ward robe of the summer mas or girl complete-—styles and prices right, qu y the finest sant Eastern Outfitting THEY SANG A SONG OF GREETING. ut one nice thing ebout ters that have become realip-reaily te they Are 90 easy to play with, And one thing that makes @ little girl euch te when ehe goers to ally at an meke her enderetand Almost the Oret thing Petties wooden tore did was to give her the ening chorus by the woer Yord et—Hoeatio, eoprane: Peter BASHFUL Ry Merry M. mie James had often admired pretiy blue eyes, the dimples ts checks, aod ber trim little fgure but never had felt the thetll of rongly be Dates was rnina ber es nteht that M im, « * took her Ine the re Mrs ways made It # point to walt on b ore = heresif, but © spring brought rheumatiom to Allee, whe worked ino big ment estore downtown, volantee to thke the work upon herself. With het pretty armas uncovered to the efb * her tace Qushed from hurried trips to and from the kiteh en, whe seemed the fn . st was beat James Now James hetpe bie 5 A and only ng men who ate + ih the morning, and «had siways Hked A in us Ap a i Man Riggs, « chureh Janttor “e fund ef aneedotes wan as * ag as tt was entertaining, had x particularly. On a ma nfeased . Whereupon the nee etran replied M you've just got to rush e ft Ite oasy enous her for a stroll it t ark kK at the Iake un walk 4 Do ft qui he 4 dor give } e to met her breath ¢ t t lot a ade up 4. They ' K tt ght and k 1 wank tr ¢ « ke, Alice « 4 with glee a o sight. | W * aw James CLLLELALPRLLEABLRLA erent Rte. ¥ Sherman|@by & Go, PELLLLLELALELALLLAAAELALARAP | 0s: ov; Paney, alto, and Granty Com nl Inc. They sang “Good Morning, Merry , Bunehine te rhow that ‘ettle woe welcome indeed. It is piain 1RID-B4 Becond. near Union they had been Uatentng while henttio’s Retable Creat tle practiond her kindergarten song Anyone who knows Pettte ce: Mower.” that no Better song than Morning, Merry Sunshine ep aia part OLO COUNTRY LINEN. 4 aaa ia 0 wearing & serious fare ehe laughed at him and he was efraid to aek the areat question Thus it went to the city, to leok thin eo——— on, and summer The situatior maddened him One morning he got op cartier then uses! and walked with Alice to the etreet car. The eun had not yet had time to send down burning reys, and « damp ¢ wae in the air ft seemed « thing of great portent wa happen. But the two toc sents with $1.00 Dress Silke. A collection of Dollar Silk, consisting of Popling, Gatine, Messalines, Changeable Taffetas, all col including black and per yard 50¢ Botied Stik, black that wears full 36. Se Black Sateen per yd... . Be ore white, and on sale ou $1.25 Swies ; Imported ty | by flying @lass, spilnt né the unwonted du: neath, as the car had | ea wuddenty e were Taffeta The and wide. only ilk woft Inches glossy per yd 16e Quality 274n aaped ar tating breast, and that a 4 Was gaaping pped, and the t “AN right; « inned one day only ve ya Pot va Real Mexican Panama Hate. the m gan t positively unbreakable, 26e et " e value will be sold at ¢ corner was almost unnoticed 3 7 at. 196 Alice kept her head down, but he 500 25¢ Sun Bonnets in every and clasped hie size and style, special 19¢ Ladies’ Canvas Garden Gloves. Pair 6e Ladie Knitted Sleeveless Out Vests, come in pretty | rs, just right to wear tn wad © garden values of: : (wea fered tomorrow at....19¢ P vee Goods for garden and ut n wear. Heavy Percales Mines a thousand patterns to se Emerson, Ledwig from, full 8¢io. wide rd makes a large size LELEAEELERLERE: yzz. } 16 IN SER CxnCaer Home of the Universal Range 11 Second AYE HAMILTON-BROWN SHOES. Silk and Dress Goc Department — 56-inch Wool Suitings, i arden Wear and Us SUN HATS AND SUN BONNETS Children's Long Sleeve S| Children’s Play Suits — | for romping tdoors Our Suits ar well | pres We show 4 styles. All on sale Thursday # 09 ph yo™ Perfume Spec Rieger's Pa Kestmans Crushed ce $1.25 Quality all pare Imported Pongee Stlka, Cotton Covert Cloth tr ® 50 patterns Zephyt ? \ - \ 4 © sae Pa ‘ A STOCK ROKER, ay BLOCK Thursday Only For There ocher's Japan Biem i Heguler, “a, alifernia - Der On, spetlal . © Alto Pink. bor per on. apectel scan r on, be Crashed ber on, He stes Cashmere ular, per os, B0é: waves Viorls ar, per om, Be; wite'n Hellot or 08, SOc; spec ote White 1 on, $1.00 tes K evn pe ri a ‘otlet per bottle, Prilltaating — special Ce Quadruple Orvis i fan Wool Panama Black oly, 4inchel = One day only, per yank wide and extra heavy, $1.50. Natural colt per yard .. ets for out door weak | dive ined with pia #7 values 5 : woods, garden oF frm inch width, Tamm and browns, Washet wears well, 160 stuf} fal, yard oeeeeeeeta For the lighter Wi house wear this Is tht desirable goods. Hate a of lots of ft st ae pose