The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 20, 1907, Page 4

_| PLAYE HE SEATTLE STA BLISHING CO. 1907 and 1308 Seventh Ave. = EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, ” Telephones Independent 675; Sunset Main 1080. Independent 1138; Sunact Main 1050, Munaet, Raland me 4 unect, Main 9m + : _ BALLARD STAR AGENCY.a8 Deland Ave BVGKETT STAR AGENCT—W. B Leonard, 11 Mewttt Ave [er TO oe twenty cents por momen, Delivered low Ons erat wait or « hoaiila, Washington, €2 seen dikes matter PG MAL. SOWACHINERA The date when your eubse tne eee eS Whee thet Sate. arrives. i yor mubaartptlon ae aah your name is taken from the Let A oa) of Che Wak TIT We peach otfies. i wp oar meme kk abd we will send Fou & cope pare telephones Ue every time was We can he contain of giving te Oe aly wae. me Let Somebody Walk the Plank Muck-raking—you have heard the expression before You know what it means—ex posing disagreeable truths; wading through sloughs of hypocrisy and pretense and lies, and discover ing the facts about methods and corporations and individuals, and telling them to the world. You remember what quantities of Uhia sort of thing we have had @uring the fast four years. We bave lived through an epidemic of @xposure. We have deen told how insurance companies fattened at our expense, how railroad magnates flecced ua, how great Mnanciers sold us gold bricks and would sel! us some more very shortly, how city and state officiala were bought and sold like merchandise, We have read hundreds of pages acd looked at hundreds of photographs telling the story ¢ as many public men were grafters, were owned by corperations, were incompetent, were crooked, were anything but peblic servants. We have read and heard of enough fraud cheating swindling and bribery and \legalfty and corruption to fill every jal tm the country six times over. That is muck-raking, and it has made us feel very virtuous eeeeee and and Muck-raking is nothing new. Greece muck raked, Rome muck raked. Frence muck-raked Only a fow years ago England had o tremendous dose. Ail the world has muck-raked, It ts no pecullarty American 2@th century discovery What good has it done? To knew that a man is a thief does not keep him from stealing again. To know thet a senator is owned by the Southern Pacific, or the Sugar trast, or Standard OW, or any other corporation—that t* not going to prevent him being owned just as much next year. To know that the railroads do illegal things tot fe no aseuranee that they will not do them over again tomorrow. What you think about Standard Oli doesn't worry Standard Ol for half « second. tn th past year they have raised the price of naphtha ood go -adine 100 per cont, and they will raise it agaia as scom as they like. “eevee AR this muck raking, and with what resuit? A few beggardiy sentences—2 small politician here, an underling there. Not one man of wealth oF politician of prominence has been made to pay the penaity. Public sentiment is a fine th ne-—bet le pretty poor pea mt. ten't it about time somebody walked the plank! MAY A GIR Has Sue An Honest + To? nat Is Peregation ? ? BY JESSIE M. PARTLON. ‘We have all seen the pretty gir! fm the street car gaze expressivety et the young man acroms the ainie S then blush. for no visible cause, and look away Bvery woman in the car thinks she understands that lock Se @nile, They are the ones who member. Many sniff seornfuily a few took sad. Over in the her @ little, bald-headed me te acientint, peering over bie bBeok, smiles. Natural select! He knows the anawer. And for three blocks he e fuminates on nature's wise pro-jing in a view It may be due to vision for side-stepping woman's! vanity, thirst for power, a de. pride and man’s scitishness in order| sire to be admired. Dut the pan i to perpetuate the race in eure Coquetry ix a primal instinct of She ho simulates lowe to the the Woman, God given. Why, then,| many will find herscif at the last should she be blamed for using i?! lovetess 4 ineapable of loving The woman who finds If necessary Fitrtation is quite anether thing ; ere hundreds of ways tm MISS JESSIE M. PARTLON. | o her teal feelings and lyet not be termed a fiirt 5 shee n-th ty plays at being in love is in f own amusement. the « Gfefrilis and fripperios and sidetne glances in as good « way an any ” hands of « ele woman, is a shimmering De . de, WOURMEINs 41) whe touches Wietded by a stolid ey -apsthet! it becomes @ apor The wore ve Intelligence 4}, optimiats urageoun, whe invmtiably attracts men. She may have o snub nase, he awe fakaee tn { her sex Hut however w i sa th that man fe in his ernie 1 intan pared on, and the ey ha brighten amning t ane 1 of a Security Savings and Safe Deposit Co. Compound interest, at 6 per cent #1-460 00 Cr. Balance B44685 35 Let us prove to you that ab SECURITY SAVINGS AND SAFE DEPOSIT CO. 113 Geneca Street . SPE. NG OF PIANOS f Quality has them The Ho look at only We what you want Come and y@u do not have to kind, then wonder if that is what you s, and you Wilh find just have several different mal nd try them, “The House of Quality.” Sherman, Clay & Go. 1406 Second Avenue to flirt to attract men has no rent jused to be « draughteman im a founder: up with rhewmetion that he had to out it out idealistic nature, Hike me, he butted into Gregory lequality colony to keep ft from bursing while em the fire. | | } | ‘ qualities that would win admire : tien unaided, She must, perforce fall back om the age oid feminine | w j trick of “making eyesn | | There can be no such thing ae a] | ieaitimate flirtation between mas | ond women. Mental affinity, tramk comradedhip, of simithrity of tastes [may lead a man and woman inte | come relat perfectly wh ie nd legt © flirting. | ie Ro pretense made at being To flirt meane to make detiber-| wee of one of the meet delicate! jangerous weapons in woman's Ther Ye , sles lait down} for real passion. It is so ¢ her | J ify it, but aff unite in condemnation | lor the flirt | |” Oriental Bilitar tora, 1 tables 1 May - Day The chef here at Glamor Range fs an INTERESTING guy Penn. Mr. Peon was in a knocking mood today, and he RAPPED Gum | doit’ game good and hard, “Here | am like « mollyceddie,” he said, “peeling spade while the rest of the satural aristeersey are aitting ip tthe sam parlor jawing abot the “The Whereness of the What, Or getting all het up over the problem of how the cave man existed with on oe thermostat, They are a hot lot of cheese. Some of them ate foking yet, w duck out of here, and leave the cooking to the LITERARY department!” “Ah, it's « Blessing that there aren't any children here,” Childreat ». They have them herded apart from their parents In what they olla love and affect one of Weil, z** » > » » “3 SEES EEE EER RRR houne ynatertay room os. ‘an you ty der maste?” five children and but four potatocs. | atnens Der vane | cam hear, bud nod der muni How ean she divide the potatoes #0 | dot I vill toll on you der trouble chery that each will get an equal portion? A BIT OF VAUDEVILLE AR—SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 190 5 . 41 STAR ——— “There goes one of the mont dem perate men in the whole went,” said the old resident Goodness, he doem't look itt” exclaimed the visiter from the east “E know he doesn’t look i, but he ts ‘That fellow never lete # week go by without holding up at least one train.” By F. W. Schaefer, arrest him? a train die A WORD FROM JOSH WIGE. ‘TW leas money 4 man has, th’ more he likes ¢ be a phil anthropiat Dramatic News. We negieeted to mention in our article about the dramatic club last week the excetient music furnished by Nixon and Carver, of the Palace cafe, who gave some fine numbers on the violin and banjo.-Sham rock (Tex) Texan. Additional 0 “MA. RULE PENN WAS IN A KNOCKING MOOD.” He but his mitts got ao erippied Reiag of an aspirt Gumboll's aoe! Ana TRST of his mind, they set him to mind the mush Hie came te Pens, Rule Chancellor Day now admits that}! there was a time whe but he say Strange, ten't it, how many men haven't been cured that way “Speaking for myself,” said the orator—but & man in the rear of the hall interrupted violently When did you ever speak for anybody else’ he asked, | paying their BOARD, because it is too conventional, And | would be their fintsh if | would shuck my uuyrtle wreath, } hat 1 sald. he says. “The deuce there ain't. There's a half doe gregerium, so that they will sttaig maturity safeguarded from 2 and similar undermining tafivences. That's anot ber the things that makes me sore what do you THINK af that’ (Te be continued) It sure jarred me. SESE REE EERE EEE . 7 * * BY F. W. SCHAEFFER. . + Caught in the Jam, Did you * stop to think of the wonderful amount of taventive tal-| emt that te lying around loose in) this town? There is Preston's self octing smoothing tron, Proctor’s| gate hook, Lyon's hog trough, Cas} sity’s door lock, and last, but not] least, Harris’ rat trap, whick wit | bold » ret (1 doomaday if you) catch bite and pat him in the trap. i te ® matior of history that Thos. | lL. Hawking invented the telephone! rly 40 years ago, bat he says that me and Dee Mayer talked him out of the idea. There is, after all | something in thie about the tele! phone, ae I did poohpooh the idea! as visionary, but we all see it now Sturgeos (Mo) Leader anes Didn't you marry me} ? Asewer me that Old Hanke for my monury dam’ . Oortniniy | did ana} Hello, Oegar! Hel44+iot” ad re Henke “Mi it a doit! Hi lo!” > we'd get slong just lovely M you “Iaw dot you were not so stingy with It. —Chice | Vait, I vill look. Yous ‘ go Tribune. “Vot do you vant me to ask you” “T thought | voult call you ep to led you know The Havana cigatmakers are on a strike so to speak correetiy, | the cigarmakers ia are on a strike 1 vas a@ your Yous, I remember. Dit ” 1 belief | dit. | am dere sow “Me? Ob, I'm here “1 susbectet id Liston you finally go howe Vere are yout” Havana tren Teacher—HMarry, a mother nao| My dotter ee Dleying der plano t talk so close to der miieropho: you vill drown der mi Harry (quiekly)—-Mash om Harper's Weekly | 1 dit mod cateh dot inet Insult “f shoult say nod. [4 lee aod der laed ineuld by any means.” “ Be saegeney Mly nelle = Raed ogy Fl es No,” said the candid kieptomant _ und id ise for you «a long ding dot id ise a gant distatce, Dr. Leo Baker, dentist, 206 Eitel | baliding Phone Main 6256 oeet me. My time fas value pena = | A PROBLEM All righd jood bye Good bye : Hat you hung der receiver back on der hook? fon hrergr dh agyed aghisw obe | “Den yo - dealer offers you a reduction of ey oa do nod know vot I am saying 7 $180 in order to eave the stor i} Den I dit nod say id. Good bye age, and besides spends §25 in Good bye , . advertising om each sale, how big a Mar te het We heave no other reason to make a reduction, exeept that to get below our cont and Pool Par | Klelm, the shoemaker, 91) James 412 Third av, have eight now | et. od and the only 6x10 pool table A place for gentiemen | - prices in order and to fader f ae if ¢ to do. Meyer-Toner Piano Company 914 Union St, Opposite P.i PIANOS Victor and Edison Talking Machines snery MoS, TRINA rit Bocond aval Rosita | = Send Your Washing TO THE CASCADE L NDRY It's Cheaper, and Quicker Washing at SPECIAL PAINS TAKEN WITH TABLE LINEN Our Drivers Call for and Deliver Work PHONE Main 210---lad. 210 againat fire Fn pai DUST | TWELVE Do you love? reasons for your A recent authority on Jove and matrimony sayk: “Don't marr untoxs you ean take a penell in hand and write down 12 substanti reasons for loving that particular perser Can you give 12 reasonat Love b ot reason 1 se4 It lintem to reason, It to te doubted if the happiest married couples in the world could giv rit reasons why that marriage has be rensens for marriag happy one. A man married because ehe i trim and dainty lonely and she mothers him, becaune she can sew and keep hous A perfect ead Deeaune makes hin feel a comfort to himself and to mankind that won't get because whe is the one w min the werld to wher he » oon cream as Dag Gide his sine and fears, his hopes and ambitions without feeling the like & fool ju. A woman marries because he has a rice smile, because he sends her flowers, 4 her overshoes, on care of her, haw heart or brain whieh appeal to her, bee needs her, because he mag nifies her virta and overlooks ¢ faults, beemuse he the onty 5 man she knows who can enter the very garden of her soul with Medium sine, ‘te trampling Mowers celal reguber . Hut where are the twelve eubstantial reasons? Lave bears burdens without fecling the but love does not reason What haw « tangle of curly hair te have atl to 4 @Y CYN Are you going to marry? lowe with love "REASONS FOR LOVE Prices That oar Youer, Bib gigas | At } } THIA GREY Then you be 1 ith reasor te Ramples Free tor the ; What bh the power of @ pair of square shoulders to do with SPECIALS FOR gar reason? Yet those shoniders may have to do with lov A breath, « song, a word, « am tear, all these are withoot ‘ reason, but what have they not t to lave? reguler 1; Men and women are happiest their marriage — Native Herb enuse they do ond marry because they cannot tive without; in that war $1.06 box, m tage there needs be no reason exeept ave never give my Indeed; and Joba Smith Buti) mighty Son, surplus this bank, INTEREST 217 PIKE what inquired the magietrate. Tit Bite. ad insure your furniture and house! 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