The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 18, 1906, Page 4

ee ee 4 BY BTAR PUBLISHING CO, 1907 and 1900 Seventh Ave. EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, THE SEATTLE STAR | Telephones — Ql Editerial: Independent 87%; Gunset Main 1080 Business: = tnd dent 1188; Sunset, Main 1000 “ Nalerd 8 BALLARD STAR AGRNCT.a% Malinrd Ave unset oonle pee amt ont per copy, om ove A by wail oe varvian, Ne free copie Wealth That Curses. Spending maney ia a harder art to learn than making money Mon nist be educa arly environment ta the handing wealth, or they wet he ome t sdualty, or their heats must have exeeeding bh ne to be made wild by wealth Stran hio * Iden 1 on horset Agnan may kaow t alle or puddle tron, with out being t ’ ‘ con happter when he was me in the Homestead wills and lived tn a frame, cottage rented for $15 a month; he was more In his aphere then than when ve a champagne supper at Delmon feo's tn ebration of his wife's divorcing btw Fine qualities cannot be attalned through the checkbook Ww h adds Hitle to en 1 the contra t fe wnlteatt ed opportunity for the Hiaplay of vulgar shortcomin A atriking exception wh je was the cabo of the duke of Rutland, wh nd at the r age of $6, All bia life he bad ates and im mense Income. He was twice married but never divorced. He had literary gifts, ambitions aod com plishments Cultured tastes made him respected in the most refi rclety, His wealth was not his fo selfishly use for himvelf, he ye sald was his only «> for the benefit and of humanity. To him great h meant extraordin wnaibilities, mental and moral, and sordinary opportunities and obligations for wrefuls ese. Vastly different ie auch a life as t class of vulear rich who reaard thetr money only as 8 means to ge themselves, and who gain their distinction through gross ex ia trom tet of the common Id owes every man a tiv Tt ts on old and true saylag that fag. tt te a part of the th that the world owes no man the living of thoussnds. A living is all that sncan have, One may imagine that by cxcesses he is ge more, bat he fs really getting lese-—for fil health and sacrifice of - are not gains, but losses A man may own a hundred houses, bat he cam live in only one at a time ad maybe none home He may own & hundred coats, but be cam only wear one af all the grain of a continent, but he can eat only He may hia stomach full oud broad lands and many bonds, but He may own he can get from th sid only a Hving, and he goes out at last as empty hand came tn ne surplus he Cancot use himself and does not use for others ts mere dirt—none the lees foul because gilded nor any the leas poisonous because Kissed im worshtp. one who does not use it f The surplus © the good of bumanity is a b matter that is a soctal natsance and an cconomic stench. And certainly we have been given plenty of reasons in this country of many self-absorbed millionaires to realize that surplus mousy is most injurious of all to its unworthy possessora, who tn the first generation are ostentatiously vulgar, in the second tile eee ee eee eee ad in hird degenerat Pee eee PPP eee eee eee eee * LD MAN AND : * * . * * BY THE CITY MAN. * * eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee ee es The olf man looked lke a Weberfields wnedian ef German extraction, L really wanted to pull his whiskers to see ff they would come out. And “Mother” was Sroad of beam and bosom, and the hearts of the polit were wrapped up Im & woolly dog, whe bore the harte of Pedro. They were Waiting for a street and Pedro strayed scrose the rod hed a bit of a visit with another doe Mother” wae worried. She hurled eweet appeals at the beast and they were unheeded. The O. M. also shouted commands and en- treaties, and, as the car wee coming, he ren across the street, pieked up helf « shingle, graeped woo! of Pedro's back, snd SPANKED the purp Then he gathered the erring one to his arma and carried him to “Mother.” remarking “Wenn dle @trassenbeahn ohne dich wee fey! wees machst da dans Joh being put Inte English means: “It the car goes without you the t will you 407 Amd “Mother” pressed her darting to her breast and cooed: “Mein Hebes Lacrmmietn les the #ye of the dog, and Pll make oath that he winked at me, a8 much as to say: “Ge ) conned to the limit. Tonight Pll eat a lace curtein and get tendertoin steak for it.” Dogs know utterings isanthrope Ever and anon the Centra! American revolutioniat gets on the first page next to impure reading matter from Pittsburg, and the revere rt tt 22225311 BRIGHT SAYINGS OF CHILDREN PERE REE REE EE EE ERR EMAAR R RRA RRA wilt give two pr bright remarks, funny Write on one side Btory Editor, | A Grave Escort ja lhe Economically HENDERSON Mow We Get long, and when the sky That is how we get our Whe Made It Dead had with thema my i aunt told him to throw |° A Just Retribution. Litthe Walter | opmertemit ios coming on a/ | querted pote and never told he exclaimed | to keep the news ae | mendable promptttade wanted to bring | red Edith to you a» a “Mutth O'Grady te « I object to her.” shrugged her shoulders de tome men are to |ment other girte (f 1 don't wai she vouchsafed orscularty | said Ow suppore they i suppose that you would | be surprised if I told you hat 1 am | ase ee aald to girl whom 1 thought per | irte pated om the tnetant pallor of her cheeks seemed to #0 strangely with the banter of arse she te ancing sideways at her compen bert eestationtty the sunshade abowe Who ie this ctrl who has pleased fastidiousness * would you believe she torent of mtisfection caeaped) said quietly, “Only with b so low as to be unnoticed by! pitiont reader realiaes that once more Freedom js vhrieking where she ought to have been too hoerse long ago Time when the North American used to try to keep up with the conflict in the frijole belt, but now nothing interests him short of battle resalting In a lows of 1,000 patriots, every one a general and all barefoot As tor the cause of the deadly warfare, no one asks. It always reduces itself to the propesition that Gen. Maxime Bonus del Man after being elected presidert upon the citizens ticket, grew arro during the first week in the adobe white howse of the peerless public and announced himself Dictator, slapping an emergency heed tax of 70 pesos on every citizen with that much in his pajamas when searched. The opposition Is generally led by Gen. Culeb de Bolivar y Bit dad. threesixteenths scion of a Castilian grandee on Culeb first weeps profusely over a three-pint bow! of mescal and the wrongs of ople in a cafe, and then announces fn a volee trembling with garlic that he is La Liberad The announcement ts treated with contempt by the administration, which would have fixed him some time ago had It considered him at al! dangerous Nevertheless, Gen. Culeb ond a few kindred spirits, lke Gen. . Gen Moro ¥ Toro, Gen Adots and Lieut. Col. Buenas Noches, get together over some more bowls of denatured gasoline and form the Liberal party. Some trading company which has been shook down tor 9 of the 200 per cent it makes off the low caste rubber gatborers geta hep and uncovers a cache of three Springfield rifles, ) machetes and a battery of air guns bought at the receiver's of a New Orleans shooting gallery. Vivas rend the alr. By follow ing a vanilla trail into the Cird!leras, whatever thoes are, enough aborigines can be found who will spare their children from the hunt for golf ball material, and an ermy is formed. The little ones are armed with the artifictal arms The kindergarten army will ladly fight for the overthrow of the tyrant, or vice versa, it doesn’t (are much which. It burns at the tn- Justice done the populace as lonz as it is promised two rels a week and until the other side can get \o It with a handful of real money and a pack of ctgarets. Thon the insurrection begins, The slaughter in the jungle ts appalling. The Gens. fight with conspicuous bravery to get to where they have a mule concealed upon which to escape to the coast, and suffer frightful mortality by the startled animal mistaking them for » rerorback hog In the serab palmetto and kicking them to death Then by the itme the warships tn the harbor of the principal port have sent a man ashore in a John boat to protect the lives and property of the foreign residents, the shopkeepers already are taking down the padded shutters and the ¢ ted leader has fled to Mobile with all the cash he could confiscate in the name of the Immortal Cause. 5 XE L I siiaciinniigdaiall Se matied to Knapp & West, v4 p Colman bidg, will bring you their Riaes ¢ a Dr book of plens for pretty homes. oe eschi Park Tonight There will be a grand pubiic dancing party at Lescht Park Pa Father Thomas|vilion tonight The best floor Soctalist orator, Plans for a five-story . to be extended later to « twalvestory skyscraper, by Anguat Melhorn on Second ay. adjoining the Marion butlding. tween Marion and Columbia sta. were filed with the building inapect day afternoon i for a building of | modern convenience, and to cost in the neighborhood of $190, The apace will be devoted to office purposes exclustvely, firat floor to stores. the exeavation hi from an architectural , the building will « others for its exterior and Interior Boy pnownes 1N WELL. ia Casaing, and the Puyal lup car line, just east of Midland, afternoon at half a mile back f nnsylvania crossing. as recovered soon afterward TEAM LEAV 8 MONDAY. Gen. Drain tn ashington rifle team, Have You Tried Our Queen Quality Bread “Made in Seattle,” With Former Adjt Fevery bite is a delight Queen Quality urishment as two lony Michigan mapie--and finest m im Seattle. Everybody come. ore The genute THE SEATTT r are USE AUGUST 18, 1906. 7“ MAHOGANY —_—-—_— for the best stor! f ohitdren The first prize ie 82, the second the paper only and mall to the Child's the matinee Cur ald The man on the ho hot his) wits h Curtin maid, “that what God did te bim for shaotiny Toy | hie wit Ww ke tat hig tjfor @ full minute and them mal You make me tired, God wan't 4 | the re at all MKS. HARTY 1001 16th Ave, #odth, This Wasn't in Seattle The teacher of a primary grade was rehearsing the Class, Just || cted visit of the abl nt The teac Tommy sks you who discov Jay the superintender od litte Johany wae absent, and my being asked who madq him. 8 Christopher Columbus me The superintendent | No, no, my son, God made| wh ypon the child exclalm Oh, no alr, Christopher Colum made me. The boy that God| made is not here today JULIUS BREYER 104 Bpring st, Seattle A Valiant Fighter | I had been away from hame one) jevening and my three Wethe | larand childr home. Wheo ? eturned | fo them very mech ited er « burglar scare, When I nat down, ! Lilian Hart, three years old in my tap and} said, “Orendum, tf you had been would you have fough 1 anid, “Oh, you, Laurel ld have chased him out of She thought a while then er baad on my fae Hed it and said, “Grandma, if jebbil id you fight him? was to co I nald, "Most certainty | would,” and she nestled closely and soam fell} oy GRANDMA Neate CUTHBERT'S AFFINITY be a ead blow to your vanity, A »> u—at course, love her? You horribly, that's the thing She bit her lip with vex is thin girl pretty od at length Hather’” be replied emphatiost she y What do y 4 call pretty y, atter a ma pane Yourself!” he repiied wit Irie be You should not waste me toe ments on me! You onght ts woul The words loft her lips b terly 7 1 don't see why I should ; hi tore t Iris choke! down the lump throat, thes, curtesity gaint: Won't you tell me the —th of thie-—paragen * “irte Cliffe,” he replied witli ec | mendable promptited What The exclamation it was «@ tadiant face she turned) to hin Iris, dearest, 1f—1f I were to ask | to marry me, would you payt * he queried cagerty 1 should say that-—it would be t toc lovely for words,” she an ered ongrammatically, allowteg her golden head to be pillowed on bis coat lapel Mt would be too lovely for words Youare erying, surety, darting, Cathbert cried tn consternation Only with happiness, dear,” she ipiness you see, | am no longer jealous, now-—ot the mysterious—-other That, of course, mast | gir!” WILL BUILD A TALL ONE MELHORN'S SUILOING WILL BE ERECTED WITH TWELVE STOR! | composed of 26 of the beat shots In | Washington, leave South Taeoma on Monday, where they have been holding target practice, for Seagrit, N. 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Steel ball- Large crowds. ° Good muste Aflerncon ant <remng #8 to & to Pe SIX RACES DAILY--RAIN OR ALK! NATATORIUM of the Vale fancy awimn ery afternoon and even- ing this week No extra charge. Seat- {' p also on exhibition, THE THEATERS “Bheriock Holmes.” 4 performance Kay of Ce 4) look Avetine theat might f At The Gtar Theater Beginni« Monday afternoon a ville will na Were h LAURETTE TAYLOR a ning | Ae “Kit Carson, Jr.” aiiie Chas Av. Theater - ” of | song a he country, » ay | mow eture 0d tow . ment by Jiont Stewart Ope in hrow ‘ Company “| first time « Grand theater mae fy . th new bill * . Peter Duna-| > te rinetion will be ust, The ¢ vg tints. 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