The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 8, 1905, Page 5

BPOROIE =<—T was verten AND) (OH) J See rr AND fe] (SO NER . (asouT WHY WILL A WOMAN WoRRY? UsY Tam Fie) IDENTIFIED. Bod Ralston, the big gia ween, and C. M. Bell, the burned-out gua of Coahoma, were in town last Thareday.— Fair Point, Miss, Coa- dowiaa _ Five Dollars to the Good. THE HIGH SCHOOL than 200 high school stu- left on the steamer Reliance os the dty. Two blocks east of end of West Queen Anne car line, and oo sath of Ross. Easy terms, Inquire a of owner. dommes Bothwell Trae ee}. *Wsvrance-Re NTS* Buy Your Clothing at the OLD RELIABLE SPOT KLINE & ROSENBERG, 625 First Avenue. the two southern institutions, The | campus TO BE SURE. NOW WOULDN'T you A kid to his papa said, “please,” If the moon's really made of green cheens, You surely can’t miss, If you guess at the Swiss,” Pop took the kid over his knees. THE G A. R Some says that fleas are black, But that's not right, | know, For Mary had a little lamb, Whose fleece was white as snow “Oh, you had such a lovely wed ding, Clartese, auch a perfectly love ly wedding.” “Wann't it lovely? mamma didn’t ory.” Why, even “Who {s that fellow down on the beach 1” a#ked the savage chief. “That's a mixsionary who just landed,” replied his first lieuten ant “Run down and see if he bas any tainted money.” And if he ha “Drive him back to the boat.” “Yes, sir, 1 proceed at once.” “And, lieutenant.” “Take the him. First Tramp: How do you know dat w * swell hous? Second Tramp: Wy dey me wid golf aclf eticks, HERE'S ONE BY TEDDY ROOSB- VELT. I'm king of the Scheutzenfest, I'm king of the Seheutsenfest. _ I'm getting too good for the fellows back ‘itm taking a trip to the west. At shooting I am the best; Got medals all over my breast. Its easy to see, Why thé people call me The king of the Scheutzenfest. chased | | | | | money away from ‘Whom do you Intend to run for mayor?” the good citizen asked. “Oh, anybody,” replied the boas. “Anybody we can run.” The Woeshington or has beer! ticing hard, but is not Mm per- ot shape, yet the chances are fa- Yorable for winning at least one of the races. The members of the ¢rew are Pullen, stroke; Tilten, No. | 2, 0. Crim, No. 2; Glouchester, bow. | } A. Barton, the government agent, | - has promised to show th: all points of interest, one being the grave of Chief Sealth, G, W. Scholl and Miss Ina M. Hanna of the high schoot faculty have charge of the excur- tion, which will return at § p.m. ‘The firat preliminary deciamation| The Washington track team de- and debating contest will be held|feated the ¥. MC. A. men In the during the first week of May for | door meet Friday might at the unt those who will enter the interctass| versity by « score of 64 to 17. The! contest. The winners will represent | meet, which was carried off quick- the school in a contest to be given | ly, wae a spirited one, and as the by the university about June 1 sympathy of the audience was equally divided between the two Joxeph Shippen will address as- | teams the riveiry wan intense, The sembiy next Monday morning on | felay race, although the varsity wou “Music im the High Schook” He/| i by @ lap, was one of the most will also render several selections exciting events In the wrestling the fute. bouts Large, of the Y. M. C. A. _ —— defeated Tandesy, throwing him) AT THE UNIVERSITY once tm the ten minutes allowed. UNIVERSITY STATION, April §.| Netther opponent got a fall in the ~The university rowing crew, ac- | Vance and Tilley match. companied by Coach Knight, left Saturday morning for California,{ Am Inter-graromar school track where they will meet the crews of | meet will cocur on the university | next Saturday forenoon, | race with Stanford will occur at} April 15. The Minor, Longfellow, Stockton, Cal, April 13 or 14, while} Columbia and Wall Walia schools that with the University of Cail- | will compete. A delegation from the fornia will come off on the morning | #choots visited the university Prt- of April 15 on the Onkland estuary.|@ay afternoon making arrange — == | ments to use the grounds, and have con SBT OR SB BRET YOU NEVER SAW ig Line Seréw Driver . H40 Carpenter's Best Steel Ex- sive Bits, large size... The Nickel Pitated Carpenter's Rules, Pa) Zand 3 fect........... Me Genuine Hioods 1 Grass Hooks “13¢ ee TR... ML SPELGE NAL BARGAINS AS THESE Me 4inch All Steel Warranted | Ratehet } “| | R & HURLBU meet. MAY BUY WHITE ELEPHANT Professor Roller take charge of the SUCH PHENOME- Despite the almost universal opin fon of outsiders that the three com- bination flushers and sprinklers, bought for the street department on trial, are of little value to this city, it appears likely that they will be bought by the board of works. The board has still two weeks to try them. The apparatus has proved to be a lamentable failure on brick pavement, being costly to operate, an well as inefficient. Street Super intendent Walters maintains, how ever, that the wagons, in spite of the hilly condition of the city, are proving to be more efficacious every $2.00 Miller Falls Best Quality Hand Drills 996 Tée Best Steel Block Plane Oe $1.00 Folding Perfection w Clamp . 49e lie dozen Japanned Coat and Hat Hooks, 2 dozen for.. Be Bday, the drivers becoming, with || $1.50 Best Quality Hand Saw, § practice, more expert in their op-| H incy handle | eration. } sway back Wh® fancy hendlo “{ can say freely.” he declared Pog Ah aaa tem BBE T saturday, “that the wagons are 1c Best Steel’ Cup Point Nall fi oo ving « better showing than when Trae ode bor -§ we first tried them, but what our 20 pair Heavy Corrugated J final determination in the matter Strap Hinges. . Se | will be I do not yet know, We still have two w a to try them, and at the end of that time we will be able to figure absolutely the cost of their operation. Hundreds of the same ee 2d Ave. and (2d Ave. Union St. wagons are used in Cleveland and others cities, but in those cities the 4 7 aD toer: I suppose you are of those chaps who thinks the id owes them a living Tramp: You do me an injust officer, I never was in polition in my life According to press dispatches, we f That the wee Czarowitch has a very sore ear, The doctors agree after long ¢ sultation, That the war news has given the kid inflamation. ar Oh, dear, wouldn't ft laugh To give a woman half of your grub, To cook the other half (By a Confirmed Bachelor.) make you London actrens played stocks fan assumed name and won $500,000, Her press agent, however gave it all away *Not the money A anc of course not. eS Oe STAR—SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 190 i) CASH 18 CLIMBING Cash Cleaves has severed his con heetion with the eroamery here and left for Madison Monday last, where he has accepted a very flattering position as a coachman.—Kvans ville correspondence, Hdgerton Wis, Roporter “Fen't it etrange how a man will fre to a place with his umbrella and slways forget to take it away with bie? “Well, it may be, but it’s stranger how a man will go tom place witt- out an umbrella and fever forget } to take body’s else away with him HEARD AT THE GYM. ‘The Medicine Ball WHY 19 1TIA MAN streets are generally more level, the cost of water is a more tmportant item than it is here, and there ls more money to spare for keeping the streets tn nice condition. “The wagons which we have, how- ever, may possibly be used very ad- Yantageously on our asphalted streets, To sweep aaphalted streets, particularly in the summer time, does not do much good. A fine dust remains, which is stirred by Street cars, vehicles and the wind. The breathing of this dust is detri- mental to health. If it can be wash- ot off frequently with the wagons, eliminating the street sweeping sy tom, it will be a good thing. Pro- gressive cities are trying to wash mreets more and more, instead of sweeping them. To ‘orrect. Won't you call and see the latest t | } GREAT SCHEME! YOU WAVE A 40VELY FIGURE MADE HIM SCREECH A farmer from Huntington Beach Met up with a chorus-girl peach, She got all his dough. ‘Twas painful—quite so To hear him for car-fare beseech, Bat Masterson’s wife said n r mged toa club in her iMife, and that she would rather read than play euchre or bridge whist. And stil Brat brags about the intelli gence and culture of the west Pennsylvania is talking of plac ing « tax of 3 cents « ton on all coal mined in that state. Dear, oh, dear, the poor coal men. They'll have to raise the price ai least 60 cents a ton next winter. “Your exhildren are a bright lot of youngsters.” “Well, naturally we think so.” They'll make their mark.” “That's what the landiord of a I tried to rent it when Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Life of the City Council WOULD HOLD UP MOORE AND ELECTRIC COMPANY 18 ALLOWED TO BREAK CHISE GILMAN, WHILE THE SEATTLE | ITS FRAN- “The grantees, their successors and assigns, shall keep on sale for Zbinden, who are harping so loud and pitifelly for a tunnel and ratl- styles and Dest $2.00 hat watues fm [$1 each at their main office and|road under the Washington hotel, | Beattie? On Lake Washington Sunday, April 9th To loow at acreage at the north end of the lake on the west side, Water-Front Acreage At $100 to $200 Per Acre On Payments Ground nearly cleared. This will right im the city within Can you afford to miss it? be a few years. Steamer Acme leaves Madison Park at 10 a m, and 12 m. Round trip cents Pettit & Son Arcade Blk., 1319 2d Ave. jcommutation tickets entitling the) purchaser to 26 rides, Such tickets shall not be transferable, nor entitle the owner to a transfer, and the company may make such reasonable regulations in regard to the issue and use of the same as to enforce these provisions.”--Geattle Electric company’s franchise. The foregoing paragraph from the Beattie Electric company's franchise és one of the many things which members of the council, and partic alarly Rode, Mullen, Benjamin and DOG FIGHTS BUZZ SAW ©. N. Brooks & Co, 1821 | POWER STATIONS within the city | have overlooked in their attempt to find objections to Moore's franchise | a if they can possibly be discovered. It 1s one of the points which ilus- | trates the case with which certain | solons can pick out flaws in the Moore-Gilmaa franchise, while the peculiar nature of their optic nerves prevents them from seeing any faults in any of the existing or pro-| posed franchises of Jacob Furth’s| sleek and well fed corporation. Should Moore consent to the un- dermining of his hotel, and the of- fending legislators probably know as well as anybody that he wil) not, it will be up to them to concoct some other scheme to which he will have | to object. Perhaps they will next | demand of him that he construct a} tunnel under Queen Anne hill, so| that people can be carried more quiekly from this city to Green Lake | and Ballard. COUNT CONSITINE'S PRIZE | WINNER DEAD | | The valuable dog owned by Count Consitine, which was shipped from verpool, England, and but recent- | ly arrived In Seattle, was instantly | killed this morning fn a peculiar| inomnner, It was the intention of the owner, Count Consitine, of Lon ladon, England, to exhibit this dog, Wharp by name, at the Seattle Ken nel club dog show to be helt at an early & im this elty. Howeve: the plans of the owner of this $3,000 | prize w were doomed to come to a sudden termination owing to} « the. unhappy wing of this valua bie canines Hfe. For particulars | see Model Electric Laundry ad at |top of page elght ote 7 | Can't Be Beat. yle or quality of our $3.00 seft and stiff hats. KE. N. Brooks & Co.,| 1391 24 Ave. ove ‘tion of his patrons. It will be noticed from the para- graph quoted that the Seattle Blec- | trie company Is compelled to keep tickets on sale at each of its power | stations, as well as at its main of- fice. At the present time the only place where they can be purchased | is at the company’s ontice on First avenue: The councilmen may not be aware of this fact, because they ride on passes, but every other lo- cal street car patron is. Tickets can also be purchased at the James street power house, but this is only because the propreitor of a fruit stand there buys the tick- ets in large quantities so that be| can sell them for the accommoda- | The green-eyed | ‘obra is not responsible for it The Front street office Is not open after 6 o'clock In the evening and its location ts so out of the way |that most people, particularly wo- men, would rather pay eash than | wend their weary way there. If the company complied with its franchise it would also keep the tickets on sale at the Pine street PAPAPAPA ch a Foolishness! PRISE MY WIFE W/TH A FINE PRESENT. | MR, OLD FOGY'S ERROR 444 SUR~ SUST VSE Shooting the Shoots “This town,” said the st “will be all right when it 43SN'T THIS PRETTY? } PA PRPAPRLAPPALEIEAIA GY, TA13 OLD DRESS FOR A PATTERN. You 0D /DIOT! DO YOU THINK ¢ AA BUT LIME A CISTERN? first class street car system. It takes all day to go from one end of the town to the other. Why doesn't somebody build a good line?” “I guess you haven't been riding much on our cars,” replied the old citizen. We think we have a first class strapid thansit system now.” fou must have been out pretty last night.” “Why?” “Because your voice is cracked.” “Humph. That's because I'm broke.” “That was a great reception Mrs. Bennington gave to Mra. Upperten Tuesday night.” “Yes, but it wash’t a marker to the one she gave to her husband last night.” “What do you think of the old we 4- | masters?” “Oh, I don't know much about them, nothing, in fact, except from what IT picked up in seeing “Uncle power house, Post street power house, James street power house, Madison street power house, Leschi park power house, Interurban office at Occidental and Yesler, the stock of which company it controls; Mas sachusetts street sub-station and Fremont sub-station. That would help some. But the Moore-Gilman franchise provides that all conductors must carry the tickets for sale on the are. The Seattle Electric company | could be forced to do the same had | the council the backbone to with-| hold present franchises which the company aska, It could also be forced to lasue transfers on tickets. RR OR RK ee * WANTED TO INSERT HIS DEATH NOTICE IN PAPER. PORTLAND, Ore. April & Dr, Neal O'Leary, of Woodlawn, created @ sensation in a local newspaper office yesterday by trying to insert a notice of his death, When questioned he stated that ft was his inten- tion to commit eutcide, and he wished to notify his many friends of his dissottion. He stated that he had the money to pay for the ad for one in- sertion, and could not see why {t should be refused. The police were immediate- ly noufied and Dr. O'Leary was sent to his home tn the custody of an officer. The po- lice believe that he ts slightly deranged, *. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I I MINNESOTA IS LAUNCHED NEWPORT NEWS, Va., April 8 The battleship Minnesota exsfully launched in the yerds the Newport Shipbuilding & Dry dock company this morning. EPILEPSY CAN BE CURED Notwithstanding epilep: K SERRE E EEE EEE EEE EE was sidered by most physictans as tn curable, Dr, Miles’ Restorative Ner- | vine has cured hundreds of almost | Let us send you those who have hopeless cases, testimonials from been cured, and they will tell you! all about it ! DR. MIES MEDICAL CO., Eikhart, ! Ind, SCENE OF DESTRUCTION BY EARTHQUAKE A HORRIBLE SPECTACLE—THOUSANDS OF DEAD LAHORE, April 8.—The first part of the relief expedition sent to the district where the greatest havoc was wrought by the recent earth- quake has reached Dharmsaia and reports that it found an awful scene of destruction. It is not believed any persons buried fn the ruins are now alive. Six hundred soldiers and two companies of engineers were order- ed to Dharmsala to exhume the It is now believed the hor- Sarsaparilla. Mends shattered nerves. Gives @ healthy red to pale cheeks. Puts good fiesh on thin chil- dren. Takes off pimples, rashes, Ask your doctor to tell you about it. 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