The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, December 23, 1905, Page 8

NCISCO CALL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23, 1905. g OCCDENTAL ACCIDENTALS WATERHOUSE MisietieSha e, 4 HE MAKES IT WIN. Htmn(krmoflMIM he was Bot long on cash; In the councils of the learned be would searcely cut a dash; When the Maker of all beings served the braing we're peeding out e He someway falled to notice taat my hero was about. His talk did not -t thoughts were mostly sil 3 You might listen to his chatter, but you'd funt for wisdom still; And his best friends often mentioned o JOHN McNAUGHT. BY A J. MARKET STREETS, SAN FRANCISCO | DECEMBER 23, 1905 CHILD AND STATE. s city devoted to organmized e represented by a publicatibn | he g of this artigle. Its ive to save children than to| confused in statement, | its last issue this pub- Francisco there are enlighten, s28 Bis ce they were five years That they always bad :e call him when anywhere from one S e | oy R them alone or drive Thot be sported ali the while, For 1 think it would bave made you, in her end of the beat.” awn to think of their | nd of the con- your admiration, swmile; And his ciothes were labdedahs, Bought with money of his pa's, ! And he always smoked just cigabwets, not howwid, wank cigahs. | Oh, he was a chawming cweatuab, i bewo whom 1 sing. ;Anammgmumnumnumm ty are not excep- e i the country. despair labor as || are ener-; | prompted takes think I'm poking fun at him, but this I here deny, | For really I know much better than cute a thing o guy: For we who have a pound of brains, or somewhat more or less, Are often distanced in the race by {" Chawlie and his dress. i will find him at all “fanctions,” a the very swellest rout, | And be’s mentioned in the papers whez { we fellows are left out | He was shy on brains, I know, and his friends allowed “twas so, And his wit was elemental, with a mighty chance to ETOW; But the style that Chawlie threw ‘Was a thing to tickie you, | As 1t pleased the pretty maidens whom be chitter-chattered to; And you bet he made it pay, For your paper read to-dav, | Apd yowll find deah Chawilie mentioned | with the gayest of the gay. And so I pay this tribute to the tooisy- wootsy chump, when it comes to getting there he “has us on the jump.” ‘Yeu 0 enile v thou- e schools i | You | | { | | For “No, mamma,” = the fair but irate young matrom, feel that I can- Dot live with Augustus any longer.” “What makes ycu say such a sbocking thing?” e is just shamefully suspicious.” ‘hy, what has he said?” “Accused me of flirting wi | Lebson.™ | *“Why don’t you tei! him to prove iL" | “I-I—well, I'm—afraid that he woul th that young The rain on the just and the it falls. | So runs the scriptural writ; But I'd like to det a dollar or two-— So if 1 am wrong it is up to you— That the latter ar= oftenest hit. ;NB CHRISTMAS CORRESPONDENTS. | Elah—Yes, give the young man the necktie, anyway. 1f your father has several, it is not at all probable that he ever will miss it . Ellae—The best authorities assert thal it does not make any difference about the size of the siippers. If too large they may be natled to the wall, where they make excellent receptacles for laundry. | Biliye—A bhandsome frame, with your photograph in it, might be an appropriate | | gift for him, but before sending it you | should carefully comsider whether the { frame would not look better without the ‘S0 AT, 1908, BY THE NEW YORK EVENS TELEGRAN (KEW 10RK KERALD 0y BEWARE OF | RT | i MIRROR OF DAME FASHION. | | i | 1 | | COMFO BY ANGELA TMORGAN. __L of etr ! quette say that it is perfectly proper for a young man to ask a FOUNg wWoman what |she found in her stocking Christmes morning. He should, however, betray no interest In what she found there later e day. ON'T get too comfortable. Don't permit yourself to sink into that | apathetic physical contehtment | which smothers the keenest, lo ualities in your na to every woman who | to a heavy, com- e of mind and n . do mot give him a piece of your mind. If you are married here- | | after you probably will find that you will { peed it all. | Ellyeab—it may not have been in bad | | taste to suggest that a piamo would be i a parfectly lovely Christmas present. but in many Instances & jewsharp suggestion ! | probadly would be more effective e of material prosperity, of | comfort and esse in living and | sening domestic responsibility there women this danger of falling into id satisfaction. an easy, indolent, 1 Overcor I door to the industries generation cannot be arrested. . if not properly em- st and suited | I can't conceive how it was done: Yet sweet Mae told me just this minute { That she had bung her stocking up | Ane found an automcbile in I | “Waiting.” “Waiting for what?™ “Why, for a chance to quit waiting.™ ! “Has he any regular business™ “Well, I suppose you might say se. He {is a sort of undertaker.” “You don't mean 1o say that—"" “Oh, no, not in the funerai line: but he has undertaken to see if he can get through life without doing any work™ You may talk about the Christmas cheer And the bliss that ne’er forsakes It, But the kind which is best of all, my dear, | 1s that which lingers throughou: the year. And the Christmas spirit makes it ot ease that makes for the! happiness, the truest satisfac-| ! mortals are deluded mto be- At ine heart of all our | mebow the great long- ultimate ease and cessation work or responsibility. The woman who must struggie to living, and the woman who in the performance of both envy the woman elieve the very acme in being able to also an open door to the PP “take things easy.” Under certain conditions this might be so. Certainly it would seem that leisure would give one an opportunity to cultivate the higher attributes. But | apparently the race has not yet evolved far enough to put leisure to such use. Unfortunately we find that facts do not bear out our theory of ease as an 2id to higher living. We see that the { people enjoying greatest ease are those { whose lives soonest become bored and monotonous. | The change from without the financial disturbance owed by a rise in the price of silver. This lated to the change of standards at all, but T 3 demand for silver in China 2nd Japan, due to the mmercial advance of those countries. *Do not her charms Seem superficial to r { | s e < ¥ | “Wits e |And he warbled & song that was really It is ;:i apparently upon the authority of fairly accurate jana Ihe ‘triction of life vh(uu;;u::o.lf { m_y— Dear pussy statistics, that 73 per cent of the Mexican population is supported, | isbed. these do not find life so greatly THN CHNVIER. SULKCH OF TRENING . g - p— ! i : ining i e L HER a plain design T carol rectly or indir /, by the mining industry of that country. Peon "‘Z‘.?n'fi‘ lx;:m:m.‘x;:“.f_ bow many R‘:!:u biue. Pt mlu:::ll:xy.; I:;;::::e;‘mn:“;e? :n:: !“:,,“": iy "’,."::“’:‘.m?“"‘. . wages have a2lways been low, from 25 to 50 cents per da' . But 3 ifeces we see that denote nothing and fitted lining, overiaid box pleats making for a long and slender 1 A 1’_"..‘ uwnr“m' g TSug rise has begun 2nd in many parts of the country S ‘Ditably 5] TEReT Sham a well fo8. Pam W effect, There is a chemisette and collar of an all-over embroidery, ! > S - € voetri B & itry peons, notably in | contentment—a cognizance of the ma- ecru I1a tint, and the line of demarkation beween the waist and the *Fis THE CHRISTMAS LOVE. now receive $1 23 per day. As their labor is unskilled | terial merely. chemisette is emphasized by a shapefl emplecement of dull blue velvet {m asd shine of the bolly bough— ir habits are f:‘.:g'a!, this advance means 2 great deal to that | When life is too softly cushioned it of a deeper tone than the henrietta. The sleeve is a full puff, with Ay, but the Christmas day is brighter!— o5 of the alation {loses its zest Our great need is not * the fullness adjusted above the elbow by means of deep tucks, pressed All of the good that the gods allow, p.,‘. pqp_ toon. A . | for ease, for comforts, so much as it is as box pleats and the downward flaring cuff is interlined with a princess mt.nhr.'lhtl.-n'-- Peonage is & form of debt servitude. A man pets in debt to | 2% the SMREe Oi siels the RUS | - Rate clath o e B iir s b ity diuptacs dvee the Shoul i g % % % . . 2 = i evemen! dull veivet, and a lace prettily disposed over the - And gifts love another and owes service to }-.f;n.A B_\ a subtle system the debt is|quicken us to spiritual activity. ders, ‘;..,‘,‘,‘},.. n ;;eg‘mm back and nv.:n —_ Gc:.l'h -:I:rw -m-t:--u - made to increase rather than diminish, and the debtor's family in- w:‘f:»:’nfifi”“;'m“‘“h’;u“’ g | |AB, the gifis will fade and the gifts wil : o ot ~ sy £ icaps and erits it and its acm!:;pan_\‘l'ng'sc-r\“.ldc Heretofore the holding unkind conditions of life, It is these |some earnest, absorbing undertaking |the surface. It must not be too ob- | Bm':'mmunmn blesses. « of peons in this form of servitude has been managed by making/the | ToT despized conditiens that act as|that will lift you out of the narrow, | jeetive. Remember this and strike out | wage Tow. 1f wages go on advancing under the gold standard, vast |aogme o A O Do mremter mmmy o YOU | e e aiee of e Chriuins i numbers of peons wi 1 buy their freedom by paving the inherited | Whatever you do. women. don't get | well-being than the attiiude of aimless, | Count von Eulenberg. marshal of the | And their pattering feet run in and out, debts which caused them to be born in bond: Th e | e S L it s il Wt | e, Lerpld SowEeNCwet [P Sy S e T o e : ! age. € €CONOMIC | ng some work that kindles your g tastic gver | Foction s e s} Tng 2 ect spon Mexico would bé-i & =2 . fac- Be alive, enthusi some of baving and dec- | out Hke the somg effect mpon Mexico wou mcaicufabxy beneficial. A free popu- | sities into glowing, joyous activity. unselfish endeavor. Life, to be worth 'oratins on him then any other man in | of cheer, lation, ambitious to get the benefit of its own labor ise _ Welcome the dificult things. Don't| while, mus: be keen and deep and ithe world. He has seventy-five | (As they yield to our fond caresses, . S L. L and enterprise, quirk effort. Throw yourselves hw'm Its interests must below credit o his| i we. sy t curseives night is the making of any country. With freedom will cofle more gen- = draws pear, s eral education and a great upraise in Mexican life will result. | e rovs. Hiie M By way of contrast, Mexico and Sweden and Norway offer an | “MR SPEAKER L | | His Homor—Why was this man arress 2 i . . | lear interesting study. Mexico, with peonage and restricted education, s 2 wonderful and rich variety of natural resources. Sweden and i | Norway, with 2 cold and- rather sterile country, have indivriduzl;a mm‘ ':-n atvent. freedom, and are the only countries in the world in which every | i - s bt ¢ grown man can read and write. Therefore the Scandinavians ha\:e‘ ! ;:‘;ospcmy. g:o&}n hoxdxlcs az;d 2 general and splendid civilization, while | | THE FAIREST GIFT. Mexico, wit! endly climate and great matural resources, lags were Santa Clacs 1 know behind. But the signs of advancement are many and encouraging, | ; néu 1 would give liln'!ry Soy and there is every reason for taking a cheerful view of the future | pr <o - e B e e g of our sister republic. 1 nn‘-u 1t \:‘-.u- :‘: :mm‘lflnh.:. l!i-flzhnthemdlmmmwfugu..ml A---":::m'-':.?"' bmtbmmrmb_e-unfbaolthe-vboho'bwtom.! If T were Santa Claus, might campaign so as to guickly bring the most powerful autocracy the world To each child tb-n‘aleh-. : its woes, ” Or I would every Looks as if there soon would be “plenty of room at the top” nd cvery matter | o 2na tife insurance business—New York Herald The s & Sin snbewmien Joy i 4-——————-—‘——"_——‘{' (t SMART SET =] ; e = | BY SALLY SHARF To-day the wedding of Miss Whitney snd Harry Young of 1os will take place at the me of bride's pagents, Mr. and Mrs M in Santa Barbara Many £ ney, are representing San ranciscs 3 other eities, where the young ooy have wide acyuainizoce, and though L ceremony 2t 4 ociock will 1 be omly fo the pear friends and relatives tion will follow, 1o whick are nearly 1009. Miss Ballie Bliss < a8 maid of Bosor, 1 Miss Amy Broome Miss Florence B Claire Sweigart of Miss lda Callaghaz | Burke of mel, Stuart Dus all of this city. Mr. Young will bricg 55 Francisco after a short . . | Mrs Boy MeC: {of hosor to-day at a Palm Garden. to be several friecd A very bappy beid to-morrow af {ter Ralph Gwin P | tain balf 2 hum - Mrs. Florence La May asd Mra J. W. Wright will give 2 dance on January 1 com of the St Fras of fest! A The same enterta. to be held at T Broadway. Mrs. Charles Mi cards for an 2, from 4 to Mre Pray will b & b7t butantes, bas after 2 two moi The Greeaway a twelve guests M Mark to the season, dressed In & col Mrs. Susan guest of homer by Mrs Heary at her bome Among the informal ga Beatrice Fify mas and > the season w will be very giad o recently conf months’ study peen appotnt beim, the emine=m Ia place of going months’ ceurse Dr. Fritschi will je { March, thence going ¢ in San Francisco a The foreign medical B L3 carefully iheir prevogasives thal | appointment for an American great compliment. e Mr. and Mrs, J. B. Coryell are at t2e Hotei Colomial, where they will spead the wiater, baving just ciosed their Menic Park home. Miss Grace Mellus will lsave for Rer bome in Los Angeles ihis sVening, acwm- pecying Mr. asd Mrs Avery McCurily . e . @ The Entre Nous Club will bold its thivd cotiilon of the peason next Saturday ewen- ing in the baliroom of the Palace Hetd - DIDFT APPRECIATE SLANG “How do you like your mew boami- ing-house?” Hobbs inguired of Nodis who bad changed his adode, tells te Portland Oregonian. | “Oh fairly well™ returned Nodde | “Pretty high-toned place, aln't itT" | “Yes: the waiters do have ratler e | alted volces™ “I mean there are lots of bdig duge | “Weil, I don't know,” rejoined Nobda. aryly. “The cockroaches are about the @sual size, but perbaps the beddugs are somewhat larger than the ordisary, | since I come 1o think of It™ “Oh, I meant that there was & sort of swell set there old man™ ventured Hobbds, in despair” “i can't say that there 4™ replied the dignified boarder. “The adis set by my landiady is not caicuiated o make aaydody swell, rather the com~ trary, I should say.™ “You kmow wiat I mean Nodba | sald Hobbsa, in last resort; “I mean to | say that the food and all that is out of | sight, don’t you Know?™ “Not gquite %0 dad as that: we can | see it with the ald of our glasses dut =yv; afe very nearly correct” ant, “Tve got the very thing "~ Quarter of an hour he brougat { animal; the customer paid t2e monay and departad. Hefore his train time | Bowever, a Beavy shower fall. The gentleman returned with the deg M me he was 3 Dalmatian. Give me my | memey dack. All his spots are washed @ proprietor apologized. It 2 stepid fool's misiake" o ¥ called to his assistant, i i