The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, September 6, 1903, Page 9

a jolly good fellow, good either trying girl the anything nau one of the d fellows—that no that ever game one who abhors but ke is at she is invited to by being beast- t the first swell and demanding the endance of every -phe? onv dancing at board You can't throw her overboard and you semblance of decenc) t one remedy for her. g00d care to run where it is the rou nd if luck is coming your way ta be let severe- e contrary s sheer delight of = P t * as Peter the Great put it. It takes her two and a half T clock to pack a t case, " formed of her where- s t y down the stairs and t are put on as she runs nv ality o her when a yaw! and ckon her on and for the time forgets that she is a 2 acts the means She is the girl who mea s her friends by the bushel, for no r-atter where is or with whom she may c.. to nce ber -r companions ner she is amusing them Whenever fun is on the tapis she is the first guest invariably named, for she yilling. There is none verlasting disagreeable backing ¢ about her, and it must be con- he froli me, merry girl who ed with charm of agreeable appreciated by all. Nothing kly opens hospitable doers. There is just one other girl who rides the bi A she is the one who dotes on & ngs Bohemian and who fancies thdt yachting and all that goes with it mild way of being devilish. the one who leaves her home white duck suit, so that all may see x of her doings. She has an hting is essentially the rich nd she feels her importance that others shall feel it, too. strident voice she habbles until all within a block of to a quiet spot and are in- isists pe clined to fall upon their knees and give esc r such a girl as a steady diet for several dayst Nowhere on earth is it so essential to have a well modulated voice #s when confined In close quarters. The “ear piercing fife” would drive a man to the shrouds, while a soft musical voice would hold him captive, There is no sport that is as simple and &8 good a means of gain. g complete rest from business cares as tossing about on the water for a few days, or a few weeks, STER [ TERIIITES “« » rvizzs and the time has come when girls are invited to swell the jolly throng quite as a matter of course. Whatever possesses the girl who car- ries along enough fluffs to last her a month at the seashore? Space means everything and woe be unto the unwary, beruffied frock that finds its way on ship- board. After a day or so of £tiff weather, a few feet walking up its back and night or so of hopeless wrinkles it is & sight to behold. And the prettyish land lassie! Her soft baby curls hang straight down in pa- thetic strings, ner nose and eyes are red, and, robbed of her dainty settings, she is nothing but a complete surprise party. She firmly decides that yachting is not adapted for women; it is too rude, too rough, too strenuous for the gentler tastes. And so she shrinks into a corner and stays there somewhat like the prisoner of the middle ages who was confined in a cell four feet each way and with slop- ing floors. If he lay down he imagined it would be more comfortable to stand; if he stood it seemed less miserable to sit. No matter what he did, there was absolutely no relief, And so it is with her. It is galling to sit in a dark corner and watch her in- tended victim flirting outrageously with a curly haired, short skirted, be-sweat- ered imp, but, on the other hand, it would be quite as humillating to brave the Krzzr s 2z Z-oax ouz” DONT FLIRT. WIIE FRTUNG CrRZrT 2 YOURSELF LSRG, NOW LIND THEH: strong sunlight and endure the look of utter astonishment that invariably fol- lowed her like a wrathful shadow. So there she is obliged to sit, discon- tented and as cross and surly as a bear with a sore head. She snaps and snarls and succeeds admirably in making her- self and everybody else thoroughly mis- erable. Morai: Naver earrv more than vau ah- -~ it that it 1s suit- able and weather proof. Not one girl in a thousand cap rise above her vanity solutely need and see to and be natural She has banked upon har lonke far on lane and has= practically THE WHERL, o many artrul wiles and flirtatious me\...- lost ods that she is perfectiy witnout them. Sweaters, shc are not the dainti ing things to wear, the best in the long run. and comfortable and defy to do their worst. Man always has and will be fickle, prot ably always nd while our home folks them. Its ever so much easier and ev s0 much more pleasant to watch moon as it comes up, to speculate on the lady and gentieman up there and wonder if they are enjoying life as much as are—that is, if you are prett It's a heayp of fun wondering wheiher some recipes are as appropriate for them as they for you. For instance, r one oumce of dark deck add a Mt moonlight, take tor granted two people, a little soft hand pressed in two Strong ones. Sift lightly two ounces of attraction, one of romance, add a large measure of folly, stir in a floating ruffle and two whispers. Dis- solve a haif dozen giances in a well of silence, sprinkle in a $mall quantity of hesitation, one ounce of resistance, two of yielding. Place on a flushed cheek or two lips, flavor with a slight scream and set aside to cool.” It's warranted to succeed in all climates If the directions are care- fully followed out, and why shouldn’t it succeed just as well in other worlds? A bore on a yacht is simply hopeless. There's no getting away from him. The definition as “one who talks about him- seilf when you want to talk about your- self” 1s often the case, but if you, Miss Lady, want to be a general favorite, es- pecially with men, you must learn to avoid the capital “I” as you wouud the pest. Remember that they are the lords of creatien and Wjve them an opportunity to proclaim their deeds of valor. Remember and write down in your mind’s tablet that vour troubles annoy Sectiop Jept.6.1903 do not sadden, and 1 never swerve from it pass pleasant 1 out fterward, , is a gre: it of temptation but these m is a social 1 in polite so- r you do don’t be the would-be i t on taking the wheel » keep up your end of an i conversatior Really, you Napoleon and as the gift of gab re naturally to you than the aft you are apt to yourself but others Into girls have a great habit lly at any and every it of ten ng fanatic th vawl gives a sudden lurch. isn't a bit sallorish; im fact, earmarks of a landlubber. The s heels down firmly, but w y one with those heeled boots to do lse but waver and wobble They're smart looking on land, yu are vainly striving for your an abomination of the y are v want to make yourself use- begin first by remembering that you a girl and that there are any number of 1 ty feminine things always at and that you may do. It's difficult to a cabin spick and span when it is and for all purposes, and never been born who has picking up here, put- with a few deft touches things generally. His in- are good and he often tries hard but the art is essentially wom~ has knack re than likely the chef is one of the and it is the thoughtful girl who ng hand. She need not neces- sarily cook or wash dishes, but now and then a dainty salad or a tempting dessert a long way toward making people r. When there’s nothing to do but drink and be merry every little eat, counts, no matter how trifing it may be. And the drinking part reminds me. Somehow or other a prejudiced notion has been spread broadcast that yachters and arkers, for that matter, are afraid to drink water for fear of typheid. milk for tuberculosis, coffee for nervous prostra- tion. In fact, they cry aloud with the ~hoolmaster who said to his class, “Now, t us have ‘Little Drops of Water’ again: and do, please: put a little spirit into it." Wherever you go these days there is apt to be more spirit and less water; but there is not a shadow of an excuse for any girl imbibing freely of the flowing bowl. To be sure, her friends will urge her—will go so far as to laugh at her, but secretly and in_thelr heart of hearts they admire No chaperon will refuse to permit the serving of wines and liquors, and certainly they are sufficlent—at any rate all that is wise to take. There are some people in this world who are eternally and forever in the way. They don’t mean to be, but they seem to possess the happy faculty of alweys be- ing in the wrong place at the wrong time. If you want to read don’t take all the pillows that you can carry and the latest magazines and so armed plant yourself just where it is the bounden duty of everybody to fall over you. It never fails to make one feel like raising the toe of their boot and landing you full seventeen miles out to sea. Somehow it isn’t condu. cive to gnod humor. And, girls, whatever else you are, dom't for heaven's sake be the objectionable third party. It don't pay. When once you begin to intrude your popularity begins to wane; and, besides, some day you may appreciate that “two's company, - crowad.” her