The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, November 29, 1897, Page 14

12 THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1897. WHEN BACHELORS ARE FORCED TO WED.[ILIHADS Wl [ I L e | e, | | BEMEEN pw goobst ' Bachelors Will Have the Choice of Marrying or This week we will place on sale Groing to Jail, the following NEW GOODS, just received. Mrs, Charlotte Smith Will At- tempt to Legislate Men Into Committing Matrimony. 7 CASES NEW WINTER DRESS GOODS, in small checks, figures and two-toned effects, very desirable goods for holiday Marriage Bureaus Will Be Established presents. Prices, 75¢ and $1.00 per yard. Throughout the Land if She LI ] i / i - 2 / 5 | BuY ruERE aRE Some AT y - 2 2 4 4 . WHO BELIEVE ‘m“mlhw ¢ - . g N CQMPULIORY MARRIAGE T 5, = " k= ‘ ") wouLD BE "gusT Too . i I il MARRY ORGOTO TAIL,SAY THE | BUT THERE L3 A DIFFERENCE, SAY THE MEN | Lovery gorn ANYTHING” Is Successful. 12 CASES NEW LADIES’ SKIRTS, in plaldsv b= — EXPERIENCED ACTRESSES AND WE PREFER THE DARK Gloory CELLY 2 > A 2 : Lrss cuagioTre Sl 13 READY To ity WAHAT 5 THE DIFFERENCE?" — = S stripes, plain and two-toned taffeta silks. ESAn HEQ SEX . Bachelors must wed or go to jail. There Plaids, stripes, black and colored English is joy in the hearts of the old maids AN, B M Skirts, i t iety of styles. “* INVEDDING BN THE LIONS DEN, trees oo me wesso Ghaea e sl R MAYUR PHELAN S ""‘”‘"1‘.'17 comoena = o who have grown old and ugly waiting for 75 PIECES FANCY PLAID TAFFETA ANCISCO. the men who were to come along and al- [ . I , : |But It Was Not a Legal Wedding and the Society for.the oy temire o e corsta, nheeied o SILKS, all new designs and colorings. | B, line o Howani sireel, [ Suppression of Vice Objected. being freed from the irksome cares of Prices, $1.25 and $1.50 per yard. single life by calling on the law to assist e e them in bringing the single men to time | This is what Vic, the lioness, thought of the “cage wedding” at the Chutes | 8nd the Hymeneal altar. : 790 PIECES EXTRA QUALITY PLAIN /\ This, to them, pleasant state of affairs TAFFETA RIBBON, full 3 inches in . $110,000, §30,180 | yesterday: 25,000 7,600 they hope will be brought about by Mrs. : acific street, 162:6 You never saw such a crowd. I heard a man who stood so far below the stage that | Charlotte Smith, yrasident of the Women’s width, all shades, also black. Price, 20c Bave Shrunk Won- Moneomery 15000 4700 | be couldn’t see what was going on at all, say that the football grounds must have [ Rescue League of Boston, Washington and 2 ] i been emptied out into the Chutes. New York, who has taken up the cudgel per yard. de}‘quV. 20,000, 3160 We l1ons bad heard the people gathering for hours before the wedding was to take | in their behalf, and will ask Congress to ( | place. We couldn’t see them at first because of the wooden fronts to our cages. But | passalaw compelling men and women of 15 DOZEN NEW FEATHER BOAS’ from 18 10,000/ 10,600 ; We could hear the bu : of their voices above the swishing of the water from the | marriageable age to wed. The following ; Chutes as the boats came tumbling down, snd the rumbling of the scenic railway over- | are some of her demand: to 54 inches in length: Prices, $2.00 to Comments on His Ideas of the head with its accompaniment of screams and giggles. 1. That every mon and woman of mar- $25.00 each It must have been nearly 5 o’clock when my cage was pushed up to the big one {:gt‘-\blc age shall be compelled to marry by = = Worth of His Father's and I jumped in. Prince and Trilby were already there, Prince walking up and down | “3" That o national matrimonial bureau be Property 20,000 0!ina manner most dignified and royal—he is positively the handsomest lion T ever | esiabiished (0 aid in enforcing the luw. 2 CASES GENTS' CASHMERE SOX, in both eIy, met—and Trilby placidly squatted on the side, posing. But Trilby's a cat. She has| 3: Thatthe office of United States Commis- . 8 joner of Matrimony be created, and that Mrs. - J— s e | absolutely no spisit whatever. bt e : black gnd natural wool. Prices—25¢, 4oc, - Cet, after all, Trilby is very feminine. She alwaysknows what is goingon. Of | 4. Thal anational matrimonixl fund be ap- 6 1 6,000 ) g ) : S 5 oc and 60c per pair. ©000 17%0 | course, Prince tells ber a great deal. But she has a natural affinity for goss:p. propriated for dowries of from $300 to $5.0 5 P! P Worth Only About One-Third of What | ™" for poor girls, to provide wedding trousseau 4l rnish a modest home. hat rich bachelors who refuse to marry “Vie,” she said to me while we three were making pictures of ourselves for the t Was ur Yea — it of th bty ho- people th e lake, sressed SRR . It Was Four Years | benefit of that mighty ho-t of people that surrounded the lake, that pressed and TR Y AT e e we invite our patrons to mspect the e 1‘1’ . z‘{ct(“l: 0 xJfi{ii‘fi(»fifiu“Suvfldxlx\‘t‘:-n’ 1‘; | Jostled i‘a“d :q:leczml uuu{_ pulled :ln:k w\“fvl ennd Ll}:;(, strugghng to get nearer—and n‘(”'""r:o t”e ‘umm”o('. nm’n S b d A i CEfLnit £0. e 2 & 3 | succeeding at times in getting 8o near that they co see noting. 5. That poor men Wwho refu 0 obey the above goods a eir e o S “Vic, if you'll stop parading up and down looking for the chance you’ll never get | Mmatrimonial law shall be punished, as for 4 pp y even made an accounting of their han- P——— aling of the estate, though such a proceed- | any other infraction of thelaw, by imprison- | expected semi-z to escape, I'll tell you what I overheard while Ilay in my cage pretending to be meut, i E e A sieep. 7. That women who refuse to marry shal amount of taxes paid by Mayor = a8 oon: = f : LA b : 5 TELEPHONE GRANT 124 N s hn deieen Frames, “1t was this way. You know people bave been sitting upon the stens outside for | b¢ Punishied in the same way as men. 2 el sian oo aeatie ¢ frames, with projecting | hours patiently waiting that they may have a gcod view. Of course they discussed “w’ {nll(}":‘mg :{\emoml will be pre- he Tax Collec ny oval, round ani odd- | the bride and groom. Well, they’re professionals, like the rest of us. He was a | SeP'® = ‘?‘“ B8 oee (be new things st | isirong man’ down at-the Empire Theater on Bilis street, and sbe—weil, she was | o To th¢ Prestient and Congross of the Onited b priced., » | known as ‘Rusty.” The funny rtory is about the groem. You kuow ‘Fatty’ Blodes? | ers, beg for immediate relief from your honor- - — O, you never hear anything! Well, ‘Farty’ Blodes was a newsboy; big fellow, you :flh e ; dy for the following good and sufficient J - : 7 : "easons : FTOUND IN THE BAY. know. Everybody remembers him. Well, he got rich selling papers and leased the | "J fiiduatrini women audl vaslth md noere Empire Theater. The groom was his ‘strong man,’ lifted heavy barre s marked hun- | we are entitled ‘0 the benefits of the produets 2 ; v g H y E 0 ¥ The Body of an Unknown Man Found | 4reqs of pounds and a pony that wasn’s labelec and all that sort of thing. Well, one | 9f ourlabor. We were promised protection the taxes were bas n what they did wh 2 t corporations to better the conditions of wage- €rs | jumbles backward and rolis off the stage, much to the g e- of the iriends who have | women, who create 84 per cent of the wealth ock, yesterday | 4rpned in to see him test his muscle. Funny isn’tit? Whe.. they investigated fur- | produc d in all the light manufacturing e oon er Francis Ber 1 in the w Missic 3 n ission Rocl 2, ) by the vpresent ectio dminist om, | £ o; Eloating Off “piaston Mo ck. day ‘Fatty’ Biodes takes 1t into his heaa that he’s rather a strong man, too. He de- | Whiehe up e the "pecsons time. has boen an | The _of an OWN man Was | o ded that he'd try bis band at lifting. So be stoops down azd with one mighty tug | empty’ promise—nothing moj Thera hus | d on December - Captain Harry Good of the | [renares to lift the heavy barrel. Up comes the barrel—empty, and ‘Fatty’ Blodes | been but little done by manufacturcrs ""‘l‘ | of the ba morning at 9 o’clock. A rope was n " ¢ ) | industries in these United States. found the v he corpse and it was towed to ther they found that the pony was systematically starved so that the ‘strong man This deplorable siate of aftair< makes it an to. be § >, where it was taken in cha. should be able to lift him. utter impossibility for 1,000,000 women to ;at's bow he comes to be the groom to-day, for ‘Fatty’ Blodes would have no |obtain husbands or remunerative employ- strong man who could lift oniy emply barrels and empiy horses. And she—'" Be-|ment, so that they may be provided for in 1804 F. Hatlett and P ¢ Triiby ¢ zo on with her gossip the new trainer entered the cage. their declining years : a the foliowing oatk The deceased was in = isnitior | (0re LDy conldiggionswithihep ROSID) o e e | “What are we to do with this standing army = 2 {56 Qlpthes was of the cut It was interesttng to watch the young fellow. e looked well an havpen o | ot murriageable and unemployed women, who 1 SIS e o | know that he’s strong and brave, This being bis first appearance with as in public, | can never marry nor gn to service ? ue was slightly nervous. I wanted to see just how much of his nervousness was fear, Staii so I turned upon him with a menacing growl once, watching narrowly to see how | riageable men i:'\ away pattern. on a p ted-toe shoes From the decompose tion of the body 1t was evident that been in the water for at 1 : bt < if ] | settled at once by legisla g - cs, as the hands nad disappe: om | torcehat I'd have oveyed and jumped over his .«‘rmklorv prudence sake, e flu L e Y e p"l);g;lmn‘:’n‘kl‘\n}l;“lvm:re wrist-joi nd all semolance of | badn’t done it out of respect for the new trainer, looking so piciuresque in his flow- | yja| do with our surplus female population tlesh on the disappeared. The | ing wig and scar.et coat. E B Thents M must ba solved, either by suech compulsory ed was abo feet eight inches They didn't aare leave mein the big cage with Trilby and Prince when the mar- | law or by the esiablishiug of State and ra- in height and weighed about 160 pounds, Tiage was to take place. I knew tiey were afraid to trust me. And they were right. | tional matrimonial bureaus and by the ap- | No papers or othier articles were found | L don’t spprove of sensational adveruising. Of course, it would have ziven me more Iotiak of committees of investigation by by which be could be identified. pleastre 10 turn upon and mangle the manager, the man who profited most by this sorg | COnBress: 4 — ics prove that 60 per cent of the mar- w York and Massachusetts want this vex=d question ne'd take it. He raised that loadea whip and brought it down upon me with such | 40 not marry. g, or the curious, gaping, horror-loving crowd, whose presence here makes Mrs. Smith proposes to organize a sys- s of thin them as guiity as the man who provides this sort of amusement. But, failing in | tem of marriage bureaus, the basis of 3 s = k) Continned for Threo Days. £ 4 2 A : - ——— = Nt tem“m’r ' of tne | LhiS: it i3 not impossible that hud they d1en mein the big cags I nn;nl.h‘:lnell\xr- R chaball b halna o cival e e sl pe | et and have accepted bride or groom as Victims ins.ead of e | oonirolled by a State organization which DISSOLUTlON s 3 eal culprits. e + X e Saturday Lo ¢ e But I Lad to jump out into my own cage, and from my corner on the side [ | Sball be ruled by a national institution to | te i d i « is | watched the whole tuing. be affiliated with an international bureau. SO . The fair has bee 2 . : 5 5 3 > ol : - With a,policeman preceding them, elbowing, pushing his way through the crowd, | The fact that the proposed law will pro- i gend oo the bridal party came over from the Casino. Tlhey were pantine with the exertion of | vide a punishment for women who refuse CO-PARTNERSHIP struggling through the mass oi people when they reached the little theater. to get married simiiar to that imposed You should bave seen Adgie! Her dark, foreign face was paiuted up fo the very | ypon recalcitrant bachelors has no terrors i Uiz eyes, those long Eastern eyes, which were blackened and shaded. And her slender, | for the old maids, for a canvass of a great ’ graceful boay was encased in scarlet tights and a scarlet tunic. She must have | many of them in this city yasterday de- When Mayor Phelan re statement to the Assessor regarding the Ban Francisco real estate holdings of the estate he claimed it to be worth but$79,160, | : - nter will have charge of and it is this difference that is exciting | g N . Mrs. Quinn and Mrs. comment. | will attend to the candy stand ar The following are the figures as sworn | Farell wiil conduct y sentina th will preside over the looked 8 striking figure to those who were far enough off. And hadn’t she the spirit | veloped the fact~ that all of them would | of the actress, though! It's the blocd of the foreign women—they can’t help acting. | ten times rather \et married than go to tofin 1he iy iatory snd = hverh by s gL 7 ])ns:;;f[ilsrbt;x;fi:;xin‘cc«:r;\“dagm was excited. It was such a big affair, and even a 'j.i‘i]or asone of tiem put it, ":‘lhe wouid Y Or ring out his 8 e Ww's b sough sy lion is d a crowd. L ather get marriea ti g H H 1t Merorm fusking foutinissiatenent Low's horehound coux’ syrup for coughs | "rien the band struck up Mendelssohn's “Wedding March,” and the guards in | fuil once.” e RS AR E0ito Our importations of C s = JEaD T COICHnTIOe Ro0 D bright red coats and sbining, red-plumed helmets filed upon the stage. Then came | * While the old maids are all in favor of| Christmas tree decorations . s — — = == | iiceruom andtb s funisten opRLE S D 5 ! Mrs. Smith’s scheme, the young and pretty 2 A Theic Eotire: Stock: of e L L sliptily bald, ot ani e Lithe b «p | 00es are horrified "at the idea. Not for have been very extensive ir Entire Stock of the Finest ne bride U, the first glimpse I go plainti , bard Iace, with | anything in he world wou!d they w : 7 ' e its turiied-uy nuse and wisiful evos beries h the reddish bair ihat ‘accounts Tor the | {g S e o vond (fev et this year—the display will TURKISH Ly A U nickname “Rusty,” rather plecsed me. There’s someihing about white brocade and | rat to jai 1 le s e il- ffi,flf \"‘.‘J‘i,’fij{“” % % %3 a pale fnce that's neariy pretty. And then a white veil softens a face. Sl ailany time, horribieas that | he Jarge attractive and bril ond iz W ik aff) During all the time that orders weie being shouted s the stage to the various | Florida Kingsley of the Alcazar Com- | liant 2 PERSIAN L members of the prote?sllnnl?he wasPlug o'nly oue who didn’t speak. She was afraid, | pany left off making her toilei for the Carpets. I'm thinking—afraid of Trilbv and Prince! matinee to discuss the subject. Ry But Adgie! Her grace, Ler tell-possession and her theatrical instinct outshone .'.M“,‘ xn;'m::,sgellnnmr{ri;u? On, how SPEGIAL SAVlNG SALE Portieres, the little bride’s candle. She was as -erious asa Judge is not. She bent her lithe | jovely! No, no; I mean whata shame! Embroideri body, posturing unconsciously, or with a second nature that is slmost unconscious- | The poor men—to be put in jail. How | Monday— Tuesday— Wednesday AT A coudaries, ness. She siid into the big cage and— borrid! I don’t think the law should rt Furniture, | """ And then sometiing happ -ned. 1 R T bet AT o ri | It'sems tne Saciety for tie Suppression of Vice had heard that the Kev. Edwards | toe men wonid rocter ao o jarl first 1 | Canned fruits( Our Choiee”) 15¢ Curios, Etc. | Davis of Oakland, who had promised for §$25 to perform tne marriage ceremony, had | know I would. I think that there should regularly 20¢ 2! b can | at the last moment sent word that he uad cnanged his mind. be a probationary marriage law—some- be vy syrup—tine—selected frni's— How could there be a wedding without a minister? thing like they have in Scotland, I think not the bigge:t but we recommend ° The management was equal to the occasion. A contract was drawn up by which | it is.” That allows a couple to marry on them as fir t-rat-—full variety 1. Benjamin and .\llnlllkiEur\iip:edged mm“‘xves to be umnlmm wite and 10 have a | probation, and if after two years they ‘ Commencing legitimate ceremony performed witnin twentyv-four nours. It was arranged that a— | find b ongeni e n cou- | ¢ ” I3 | | well, a theatrical man, sbhould look ministerial and read this uunlraclzus a sort of :‘,?“Im":,:l ti:]ay;lze ,'i,,,‘i.ed“‘:","(,f' °§1,,fi, a COEee ( C_rescent ) 23(: ThurSdaY7 bt - DeC. 2 | service. It would look quite well from a disrance and really serve the purpose. man now, after the first rear of his wed- Pure—no chicory—roa t or ground. Dafly at 2 P. M. | ™ But Officer Kane of the Society for the Suppression of Vice declared that contract | ded life, neglects his wife, and she has to If iv wasn't good we wouldn’tsellit | Qp Saturday, = = = Dec. 4 marriages were against the law of the State. And he and his brother officer came | put up with him, and he knows it and . 9 ; upon the stage and refused to permit the ceremony to proceed. doesn’i try to do better. 1f he felttnat | Mandarin Nectar tea 45¢ At 2 and 7:30 P. M. Oh, then there was a row. Everybody talked at once. Tha groom and the man- | she could leave him at any time he would regular 60¢ 1b At the Old Y. M. €. A. Building, sper nnld uli‘:he res: ekxp(:suimwu, wl‘xixlzllhullill]e bnde,lwho, l,holi‘gh ;mnll, isstill act in an entirely different manner. Ao 234-‘ S' - = =4 taller than the groom, kept silence; an dgie, who was already inside the biz cage, | Very few men are satisfied to live with * o utter . forgot ali about Triiby and Prince, and kept *hrilling away at tue officers. onie womantallliHelr [Tves? Pheenix Chop (Foochow i e i e ol Gas s “They haven’t any right—no rightataill No more than I have! No more than| Gertrude Foster of the same company oolong) 35C | Bug Company here and_abroad to sell out iheir Ihave! No, they baven't!” she scolded, hammering Wwith her whip against the side | was horrified to think that any woman < 1 entire stocx, {0 settle their parinership accoun:s. of the cage. : i should attempt to getsuch a law passed. regu arly 50c lo. This being e largest stock of ine Kind ever of But nothing would move the cfficers. 8o the con'ract was given upand the bride | “Marriage is too sacred an institution to . EASTON, ELDRIDSE & CO., Auctioncers. and groom entered the czge, where vy this time Adgie, looking fine and theatrical, | be :orced on people,” she said. A man|Old Penn Malt Whiskey 75¢ Lo - Au was posing over Prince and Trilby. Mr. Benjamin and Miss Ford stood for a moment | should marry the woman he loves, and if regularly $1 Attorneys for the Partners Abroad. and the—well, the theatrical man said a Sort of service, he cannot find one that he can love he Pure—for medicine—ask your doctor e T 7 l'u\o, Ihmtau'z pronounce them man and wife,” he said, later. “I have no author- | should be allowed to remain single and 1b ity to do that.” not have to pay any penalty.” ' ' ' And then it was all over. Inamoment the two, who weren’t married, were out Maud Edn‘; Hnl)l'ox; Mnr{:sco's, who is Pop"cpl;]n' 03¢ 7 2 250[ cnke cnke L] . of e cage and Adgie followed. ~Tiiers Was a procession azound the small stage and |both young and pretiy, throw'up her | EeEvaly i then off. - hands and laugned when the matter was - | T 1t was done—that is, it wasn’t really done. Bu:not a hundred people In the crowd | mentioned to hor. Dates—Fard ; Ioc| knew that there had been no wedding. The biack mass of people melted away. But | “I would rather go to jail than marry gtfi'f‘f“’;l;hfi?""g;:‘::a‘;“g‘; oness | P. A MC DONALD r dxdnfl'l watch them. h'l‘hem was ahbcimr sczne behind, in the wings. before I was ready. I know that most of et *‘He wants to get hisname in the papers,” snaried the manager. ‘‘He hasn’tany | the men would vrefer the jail. Why, if | ca oy M STREET, rignt to forbid the wedding. Why didn’t the Cuief of Poulice let us know pefore hand? | such a law was pas-ed the jails would not Mammoth olives o { = BLEOLSO £ the be: 4 He wnnl: to ln}akeu grand-stand play and get an ad. before all these people. Give me | hold balf the people who would go there. sEreme e e S 50OC | Wholesale dealer and shipper of the best brands of that contract.” : They would have to be enlarged to ac- o N SO \ i The manager made a dive toward the officer and for a moment you’d have | commodate the rush. Mrs. Smith must ever scld larger olives—i5 to the F“UNDRY AA\D F[JH:YACE COKE. th(\ui)ht Prince ox {);;pd efiaped. 'fnere VARG e i et had an unhappy married life. ggsct s e e *On, no,” sai icer Kane. “I've as good a grip as you. I'll keep this to pro- | Misery loves company, you know. I ro44 ) anthracite for farnac tect my Selt.” think that is what is the matter with her. s This! okal s mbe fro s bridal bouquet with white streamers that he carried; *'I'd like to know what right | wood of Morosco’s. *‘Speaking profession- a shipload you've got to stop this thing. What’s the Society for the Suppression of Vice got to | aily, I would not advise young giris in this = 1 | Adgieand the rest of the bridal procession crowded in now, a!l talking and ges- | She’s crazy.” fx:zn:eszofi':fl’:gg’canl. and can recomm :nd it to uculul'.ldnlf.k hos i 3 “Marriage is too sacred to compel peo- consumers as an Al article. +:I’d like to know what right you’ve got,” said ths i fce 17 st z t right yo got,” said thalittle groom from behind the | ple to enter that state,’” said Lorena At. WiIL deliver any amount from & sack to do wiih getk:(ug r}]nrr&et&i{ Wh;z business is it o!fiours?" & profession to get married for it retards 1S THE PROPER DISTANCE Osrlondoxderssoliitad, ; 2 “Look here,” sai ane, showing some small excitement himself; “you told me | her progress. She can advance much Little Robert Fyfe Mein Duncan and His Sister, Flora McRae Wisson | you were married to a woman—"" o ot | ater e rofeial ot b Wuacsrar| - Al WHICH A HORMAL EYSE SHOULD CLEARLY “I did not!” shouted the groom. “‘I'll b2t you $5 that I'm not married.” There should be no taw compelling people | DISTINGUISH LETTERS 8 of AN INCH LONG. Dunca n. “You told me it yourseif.” to get married.” CALL ano HAVE YOUR EYES TESTED 2 . % “Ii was my brother, I say. *“It wasn’t me.” Others who were seen thought that the 5 - Little six-months-cld Robert Fyfe Mein Duncan came all the way to San Your wife is dead, you know,” said the best man softly. matter was a great joke, or else the woman ~i© FREE of CHARGE. <~j- when ‘“unwell,” for pains, obstructious, Francisco from Alaska to be christened by Rev. Dr. Hemphill of Calvary Presby- ©It was my brother, I say,” repeated the groom. *I'li bet you $25.” who proposed the law was & crank. and irregularities peculiar to the sex, _ terian Church. Accompanied by his father, mother, sister and nuree, he was car- 0w, yes she is,"’ said the soothing voice of Benjamin’s friend. *‘She’s dead these Several single men who were asked 3 = ried on the City of Topeka, ana he behaved like an angel all the way down, in fonry;::'—m R T oa : :'.'ffi:.‘f,‘;"-'.‘,"“’d'é"’t. that ‘“they would 4 AP1OLEINE 5 Siate **Yes, .’ put in i p ed first.” 5 spitoclilieJechEIRELS AR On- 0 L=z Dushest passages on rocor, “And you paid the funeral expenses,’” finiahed up ths port man = UPTlQAFS AD pfio‘["wyfléd Recommended by the leading French He is the son of Robert Duncan Jr.,, who is superintendent of the Treadwell Trilby and Prince and L haven’t had a chance to talk 1t over yet. They looked a % Spoue Specialists for disedses of women ; Supe- imaginabe. His hairis the color of bronz=, and he has eves of the deepest blue. had not much interest in the affair. UNDER CHRONICLE BUILDING. et e aabe Sflldbv‘ai“edsx?,?;;ll:: mine on Douglas Island, and th- dearest, brightest, most sociabie little chap | Jittle bored when the bride and groom were inside the coge, and I being kept away CASTOR IA 642 MARKET ST. Bacioausy Een ;iloancl injurious He is always ready with a smile for every one, and they say he never cries. He | I'm not a lawyer, but I can’t understand the vice in getting married by contract— or by mail, $1. Box 2081, N. V. Post Office. certainly did behave well at his christening to-day, smiling at Dr. Hemphill and | In @ Lon’s cage, orout of it But nothing would surpri-e me. People who live out gurgling softly when the water trickled down. His little sister Flosie was chris- | Of cages are so absurd. What self-respecting lion and lioness would make such a For Infants and Children. > T 2 spectacie of themselves as have the bride and groom to-d hat wild beast pos- tened by Dr. Hemphill when he was visiting the island, and they were both m‘;!"d of the faintest particle of good taste wmflc get uplzgchvzul:uucno;? And christened out of the same bowl; in fact, every one of his mother's family have where in all the jungles will you find animals so depraved b josity and sensation- been christened from the same bowl for generations, and it was tbis fact that |alism as to attend such a performance, if we inhu:ganu -me’ ta';r ?o!ouylh. or 80 needy, u}’fi'&'n ’"g prompted bis parents to bring the littlo fellow all the way from the frozen north. | or 80 greedy as to give them an opportunity ? o " LA % VISR NOTARY PUBLIC, A. J. HENRY, NOTARY PUBLIC, 638 YABKET ST., OPP. PALACK HOTEL, | Telephone 570. - Resic 4 oL | street. ’l‘olephono—uchml:"diiw 909 Valencia |