The Paducah Daily Sun Newspaper, February 1, 1898, Page 3

Telephone No. 396. ILL INOIS | CENTRAL RAILROAD Time Table in effect January 9. 1808, LOVISVILLB AND MEMPUIS DIVISION TH BOUND— No Wt No Bs No m 90am sm 138 pm Tam 845 pm olstery... AND AWNINGS We aro aow prepared to do anything in the ‘Repairing of Furniture and Awnings. over all kinds of Mattresses; cotton top, all cotton, moss, hair and box |, mattresses, Odd sizes in mattresses made to order on short notice. |" Tolephone 396, and we will cali and make estimates on Your work, Gardner Brothers & Company 208 205 South Third street. WRITTEN AT RANDOM Pedestrians on Broadway are con- fronted by the following lithograph suspeaded in the front window of a ant building, calling attention to merits of Mr. Clay Clements. the Ds It read 2 ‘Col, Robt, G. Ingersoll says of iif foam 9 6am ms 205 pm ‘You are a natural actor. You fam wfam have the divine spark,—the touch of Sliam 1ezpm pature—the poctic and pa hetic in- At Owensboro. ....°0 4 pun*# 0) 215 pm a that cannot be nired. 1 Ar Louie: Ws pm Fs am 615 pm ate yo on d on the eas Om sam utulate you = You 1 on the po igi SZ... STEAM New Machinery Good Work \; Satisfaction Guaranteed, J, W. YOUNG & SON, TELEPHONE 200 G.R.DAMIS, |! AGENT FOR Front Rank and Triumph: Furnaces. n and get estimates ng your residence, Tin, Slate and Iron Roofer, 129 8, Thid 8t, DR, 2. A. AMOSS | Homeopathic E Physician Broadway AL On THOS. E. MOSS | ATTORNEY-AT-LAW 116 South Fourth Street. * Matil. Effiager & Co.: Undertakers and embalmers, S ere Telephone 128 Rostdence Teleyhone 150 HENRY BURNETT Aitorney-at-Law Will practice in all the courts. 118 South Fourth St., Papvoan, Ky WOOD WOOD 1305 hire | | that was jever j answer ny questic j Yer, somewhat nettled, to the court, W. R. CLEMENT, M. b Ph 6. ie \ | threshold of success. ng to the bott if for for a fitting d, stuck up by the owner of the vacant building, on which are ibed in bold letters, ‘For A well known young merchant Bro: very who is a member of a big ng concern, was a ay much man the other night. H his rr the vat work in juestion, ed with @ was securely lc 0 Texception of the front door, and. this team | key It was a man sted sympathy by of bis p ment- The man agreed to off ir bi after much heaving e side of the heavy aud the prisoner came alc raightway ry wa He cussed softly to himself ashe led Lis way bitherward, aud was the practical we when ne ker sent up and had removed, When the young looked for the lo k the next he was wore mnys' nd madder o ore he was locked man da, at the lockless 1 how many he had the night Law sometimes make ridicu- unders, especially when they are cross exainin’ witnes on a ject with which t are them- selves unfamiliar, A day or two a well known lawyer was uestioning doctor in N-ray case on trial in the circuit ard to electricity and ures of this new acquisi- and su He the ms to medicine first asked the witness what electricity 43. ‘Then he said | Doctor, how many volts are there Jin an ampere The doctor only looked at him and grinned impudently. I wish you'd e the said the law- dhmeciag question,’’ demanded court iar with the subject ‘LUs too ridiculous lawyer. He then exp! two terms, and are cotirely different, one denoting the vho was ab ned that the of current. A witness who ‘talks back” to the court is always a source of more or musement to the spectators, A! one in police with violating the tions. He was not only tof court customs alked “Dutch,” as} is vulgarly called, mall sample of the colloquy rried on: Here is “You ae charged with | meat for importation,’’ he was told.! “1 vas puy mead ofden,”? Well, you're fortuaate to have ¢ 1 the law this long.’? 3le sboke _louter ; I gannot Ree, am teat.’ “LT ean’t talk any Jouder, I’m not as young as | used tobe, You re charged with violating the mar. We manufacture and make | spect and demanded to know why his paper his padlock | ‘ witness | * tas unfamile| oi ‘sampere,"’ | unit of electical force and the other]! buying| , you want the best. It ean be at Tenth and Trimble, Der ket ordinance.” “Vat for; puying?”” “Yea; buying, meat to and carry Off! check ayate 9 of Upholstering vert, I tor dot.” “But you've violated the Jaw." “I tid not know de law. I not seea de law, vas vas nefer arrested pefore | D ters of column oO. W. “Yes, but you know ignorance of | evel law is no excuse, “Ya, Ya; bad id ortder Shudge; it ortder pe!’ Here marshal was forced to rap for order, and the court gave up in disgust, * FI Some men never show a ne a favor, and yet are constantly ef~ ng them’ from the newspaper. The other day a gentleman was doubtless taught a lesson in thiste- He approached « reporter was always saying something good about that other man’s while it, never said his. “Well,’” replied ‘the other man does us and you don’t.” and he walked istied with the It is often the « r, retu nd thea zet in trouble e the favor of kee anything about! the reporter, business with This tloored bim pretty well sat. a newsps) onize any way they round their names out business, | men abuse}. it in| en and ask | TH CATCHING THE Ome Case in Which There Was some | Confoston TRAIN. st that was Mrs Ent rhadag exprt | WRI you « | morning train prope ' . out it, and his w t him after meat for dir Just how he meat ma H 1 q half of j his| ail, ete. Th e 1 lected his d > Mrs, I rs gf ; river must take the while } t and went back 4 dust up th je feminine | ach that was ut driver rly lost upon With a mped hastily te r. His hi ertaner to sty kn Vd like to know how she got there And the nonplused to wonder if he ha ‘bus did not « ». The man e: friend. I guess she’s getting wor ried for fear you'll miss the train, You'd better go.” The went. He is now figuring on some | St Pant 1 attended. vis All communications and m Seventh street, beon op EPARTMENT. news pertaining to. thi should be addressed to Merriweather, 221 South URCHES, Chugeh’ ( Preacl mer, | band Oh' BROT is the only door to which be had a ~ M Nhe ground hog willeome out to-! isi 5 Two heavy iron ga' stretch 1 there will be at least) y r trance that leads to the} two that will see their shadow. Th udat night these sre]a alvon of Roy Nelson, on te oe wked after every one He hes two ina c Pgh ‘ A friend discove and is determined they shall se th r| ¢ N Sam |thet be was in the store on this par-|shadow if he has to put them u | weg ag to the} an eiectric light, | 2°62, Sale, rebernacte, Wp. 4 ra padlock a | ; ro and locked ROCK THROWERS. Of the Tennessee River Mottomaa Mare young man emerged | shird x }from the fe he found to his} 7 "/ dismay that the gates were lo rive | Jand that be had no key to. the raised 1 e| jake He wa anx " " poenng ky cis est his ability to tly by jumping | ‘ ‘ecloea bead Fy " rom the second story window, It] “> * a |was rather late, and there wasn't a t r a a be seen. Hebadadate. A ¢ ‘ 2. 38.) meet «lit was time to fll it. Hel, ut H . heat the bars and howl in} the ‘ 0 votent wrath His friend who] ™ we. ' <U the joke stood around the] 7 of . er and stuffed his} | th to ke his in}, sut half an hour before] 6 ' enongh river treet. where dat the hour ¢ as well Frizell, of Mayfield ft to the city last S Zulu He and was the guest of ton of South Scventh street. Mrs. Cherrie Brooks, of 910 We hington street, ded yesterday after a linger Iness ‘of many months. years old, Th The Busy Be with Mr ton street The dered by First W evening Music- Choi De Curren Musi Revita Recita Duet | phronia working gone to the country for a week and reer Mr Clark and Seve tomorrow for Nasbvi expects m that will prevent the du- plication of orders for passengers.—De- roit Pree Press weeks, Mr. The Bu Henry Armsty Joe Har wing program the literar rd Baptist » Feb, »seph Hamilton, Kthel O WH. e—Bery Barton and th yrothers. ' GW. Tanver tic amie Young i tiel Markham. Flemming Stule ad, Wes for Mr Bry eallo! repaiter of | 2, will leave Tenn. He| seven or eight! wn to be gove who has 7 : Stans « list for some: time is in, “iMlinois Central R.R. 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Many of the best patterns remain unsold and wi!l be slaughtered. You will be sure to buy if you see the bargains we are offering. Now is the time to buy. iscount on Heating Stoves 25 PER CENT. Coal Vases, Buckets, Shovels ani Fire Sets at{Cost. sreClaLs FOR THIS WEER 24 High Back Solid ! eat Sewing Rockers, only 75 cents. i9 Children’s Rocke slush Seat and back only 90 cents. 8° Lar se Arm Rovkers high back, leather seat, only $1.58. 8 One iot of Pictures, regular price, WBe, 85c & $1.00, only 50 cents.) White 1 led Pasies, brass trimmed, worth 85c, culy 48 cents. Polishod Oak Hasles, worth 76c, only 45 cents. 8x10 Pictur 8.5 teel or copper molding, with glass, 15¢ 3-picce ved and dresser, only $14. 8-piec ven, 2m Chair, and Small Chair, only $12.00 Lar Sideboards, worth $12.50, only $9.6 Now ricycles just received. C»ll and see them. Ag put in -—-—-1§ the time to have your wheel Ail makes of wheels repaired. . Gleaves & Sons 416 BROADWA’; fo y wie cae