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FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered st Omaha postoffice as second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. By Carrier per month. 8be. By Mail ¥ year >0 00 00 Daily and Sunday Daily without Sunday. Evening and Sunda: o Evening without Sw Fs Sunday Bee only.. e. ! Daily and Sunday Bee, three years in advance, $10.00, Send notice of change of sddress or irregularity in de- livery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only2-cent stamps ken in payment of small accounts. Personsl cheeks, :.le:“pt :mn-({n-.hl and eastern exchange, mot’ accepted. OFFICES. Omaha—The Bee Building. South Omaha—2818 N street. Council Bluffs—14 North Main street. Lincoln—526 Littl l!flfln% Chicago—818 Peop! Gas Bullding. New nrk—Mon;‘ !I)li "k. rf"'bi Avenue. St. Louis—§08 New Bank of mmerce. thl:mn—'fll Fourteenth street, N. W. —_— e CORRESPONDENCE. ; d mmunications relating to news and editorial it s Omahe Do ! Department. Editorial JULY CIRCULATION 57,569 Daily—Sunday 52,382 Dwight Williams, circulation manage: Publishing Company, being duly sworn, s average circulation for the month of July, 87,669 daily nad 52,282 Sunday. DWIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. l:htflb:g An my pnlle‘nu and sworn to before me this 3 ugust, 3 y %B!l‘l‘ HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad- dress will be changed as often as required. B e e The premier card of arbitration seems lost in the railroad shuffle Medical inspection of school children at the start makes for safety. Howevér, as long as the home team hits the sphere, opposition to strikes cannot be unanimous. As a means of making and unmakigg military reputations, the European war blots out all former records. No matter how much care is exercised in a labor war, the innocent spectator is bound to get the brick. Now watch European war news slide from, the front to the inside pages. Home events over- shadow all else. Now comes the merry, season when the con- gressman sallies forth with the glad hand to in- spect the fruitage of his spring seeds. —— - . 1f both sides of the labor controversy could count the cost in advance, less disposition to don the trappifigs of war would be shown, / Four years of Morchead cost the taxpayers $13,680,000, compared with $9,200000 for thé pre- ceding four years, A matter of $4,400,000 spans the Qiflgre::ie between democratic professions and E—— Germany follows Britain, Russta and Austria in swapping generals whil¢ “crossing the stream.” As thirigs look at the present time, General Joffre the best chiance of holding his commanding post | from start to finish, ; mm——— ¢ The Berlin editor who advises friends of Ger- marly to cortier the American grain market ‘agtinst the allies shows timely sympathy for the routed bulls. The suggestion indicates a appetite for bear meat than beef. Sbpmmtetit— The country is steadily advancing to the point where saféty and self-protection will require nsing of auto drivers after testing their com- petency to operate machinery, Too mdny persons : autos who iare bétter trained for go-carts. “Uneasy lies the head that wears te crown” Greece. With alien armies on three sides of the nation and a fleet in front, King Constantine Hhas precious little chance to “draw the draperies of his couch about him and lic down to pleas- . ant dreams,” i — The inglorious fate of thé cruiser ,Memphis tends to strengthen the Jack Tar superstition of the “hoodoo ship.” The San Diego accident, " which put the cruiser in the hoodoo class, was due to carelessness, but facts are useless against tooted supérstition. —— The commissioners on_uniform state laws have voted unanimous approval of thé Totrens systém of land registration, which reminds us that we have the Torrens law placed én the Ne- braska statute books by our last législiture, but D éne, so far as we know, has taken advantage People and Events David Warfield is credited with being Amer- richest actor. Thy meldea daughters of the czar of Rus- to among the best educatéd of royalties. Charles Bassett, 86 years old and a candidate mayor of New Decatur, Ala., is believed to be ‘the oldest man who ever ran for public office in the south, Georges Cleme?cthlu, former premier azd for y years one of the most conspicudus figures fimcfit public life, will celebrate his 75th :irth- day next month. ’ peror Francis Joseph of Austria has ofte n bed as “the most industrious man in realm.” Summier and winter, he Nebraska’s State Fair. The Bee this morning gives considerable space to the Lincoln and the Nebraska State fair, which opens its annual exposition on Mon- day next. The State fair has long since passed the mere exhibition stage, and has become a real exposition, at which the best of all that is con- nected directly or indirectly with the agricultural industry is placed on display under such condi- tions as not only show its merits and advantages, but give opportunity for critical and technical comparison. Results as well as methods and means are thus contrasted, and the careful investigator finds that display is more than ever educational in its every aspect. In this way the fair is serving the end for which it was instituted. The management, realizing its obligation, has wisely provided for entertainment and amusement as well as education, and the pleasure seeker will find much to meet his desires on the grounds. The Nebraska fair has steadily increased in importance and scope year after year,still it has reached a point commensurate with the greatness of the state. As it has grown, so have the people conle to realize its value, and the support it has had has been encouragingly liberal. The outlook for the present year is for a greater display in all depart- ments that ever before, and the experts prophesy a new mark in State fair history. —— How It Affects the Public. The ordinary routine of life is already thrown into confusion by the impending strike of the railrond men. Preparations being hurriedly made to meet the emergency show how serious will be the full effect of the disturbance to social order that will follow when the threatened interruption of transportation is realized. - Inconyenience will certainly be entailed and perhaps suffering, and many makeshifts must perforce be adopted that life may go on as nearly as possible in its ordinary way. Above all considerations, .the great mass of the people will not be able to understand why combinations of men should have the power to thus upset all order, and to disarrange ‘the whole movement of commerce and industry. Opinion will divide as to which side of the strife has the greater show of right, but it will be unanimous on the one point, that some method should be devised to prevent either from venting its dis- pleasure on the bystander, which in this instance is the public that depends on the continuous oper~ ation of the railroads. No function of law as it stands can prevent the strike; invoking the equity power of the court is likely to be as futile as was Canute's order to the tide. Congress is already considering’ the problem, but this holds no hope for perma- nent relief through any legislation so hurriedly made into law as would be necessary to meet the present situation. It is not out of reason, though, to expect that some way can be found to limit and restrict both managers and men in their capacity as public servants, to the end that they will not {THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 1916. ODAY Thought Nugget for the Day. A good deed done is not a thing completed; a goog deed done is nothing less than an endless series of good deeds set in motion.—T. W. Hand- ford. One Year Ago Today in the War. 3 Russians claimed to haveycaptured 7,000 pris- oners near Lutsk. A 7 Alphonse Pegoud, noted French aviator, killed in midair duel with German aviator. 3 Forty British and allied merchantmen and six neutrals. reported sunk in the war zone during August. This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A meeting of the young men in the city who are interested in getting up a Mardi Gras festival during fair week will be held in the rooms of the board of trade in the exposition building. Alex Charlton and Mrs. Lizzie Perkins, a teacher in the Cass school, were married at the home of the bride's parents. They will take up their residence at 1913 California. Mr. and Mrs. Patrick O'Connor have left for a trip to Ireland/ where they will visit their birth- places, Waterford and Tipperary. Passengers on the B, & M! were treated to an unusual sight, which was nothing less than WELL 1'LL 8% ‘oll{l wrANGROl | the fording, by about twenty head of cattle, of the Missouri river a short distance above Platts- mouth. An old settler on the train remarked that he had never seen the water of the Missouri 80 low that it could be waded by a herd of ram- bling cows. Norvin Green, president of the Western Union Telegraph company, has authorized Manager J. J. Dickey of the Western Union office here to send free messages of relief to the sufferers by the recent earthquake at Charleston. The Erie Clothing house is the style of the new clothing house which is just opening at 320 North Sixteenth. The l{"m'y in the case of the attempted break- ing of the will made by Heinrich Alpen brought. in a verdict by which the will was made to stand. By it, Mr. Alpen’s housekeeper, Anna Bruehn, gets $500 in cash and is privileged to pick out the best cow on the place to take with her as her own, This Day in History. 1776—William Livingston was chosen first state governor of New crse{. ' 1846—Boston Daily Herald first issued. 1852—Samuel D. Hubbard of Connecticut was appointed postmaster general, 1864—Democratic national convention nomi- nated General George B. McClellan for president, 1868—A submarine telegraph, connecting Eng- land and Denmark, was completed. 1871—Louis Adolphe Thiers was elected presi- dent of the French republic. 1876—Abdul Hamid IT was proclaimed sultan of Turkey in place of Murad V, depostd. 1886—Forty-one lives lost and $5,000,000 in propesrt)bdeelroyed by an earthquake at Charles- ton, ; l‘rin be able to lay the whole people at a dis- advantage. Reason must rule, and not the will one or the other of the factions into which the rdilroad setvice is at present divided. — The Law and the Strike. A r¢straining order issued by one of the judges of the Douglas county district court against the conductord’ brotherhood is likely to bring on the first real test of the anti-injunction section of the Clayton law. This forbids the issuance of a re- straining order or injunction without a hearing, and is primarily intended to limit the power of judges to make exparte orders in labor disputes. The case in point presents no feature that is un- familiar. A member of the conductors’ brother- hood asks that the organization be restrained from calling a strike, setting up that his personal rights and interests are placed in jeopardy, that lie must either give up his employment or forfeit | his membership in the organization, neither of which he cares to do. In the famous Taff Vale case, from the English courts, it was held that the Railway Servants’ union had no power to coerce a member, nor could it use funds collected from him to prosecute a strike, for itself or for another organization, with- out his consent. The effect of this decision is to deprive the union of all its potency, so long as a single member can be found who objects to the cqurse of the majority. Following the Taff Vale decision,, the English courts also forbade expen- diture of union funds to maintain in Parliament members elected to represent trade unions. Par- liament enacted laws which relieves the unions 'from the conditidhs established by the courts. The Clayton law aims to relieve the organiza- tians of workingmen in the United States from A situation that has grown out of the use of the equity function of the court. It forbids the issuance of ex parte restraining orders, and also declares that “human labor is not a commodity or articlé of commerce.” It will be interesting to follow this Douglas county case to its conclusion. ——— Von Hindenberg Chief of Staff. The elevation of Field Marshal von Hinden- berg to be chief of staff of the German army is but another step in the remarkable progress of a man who was slated for the discard but a few years ago. It is related that Von Hindenberg was marked for permanent retirement before the war broke out, and was retained in service only after he had made a personal appeal to the em- peror. The old general and his East Prussian lakes were a standing jest among the younger members of the great war machine, but events have proved him to be the bulwark of Germany the first incursion of the Cossacks, the whole story of the present war had been different. His q is invariably at his désk by 5 o'clocl'; in the morning. ~ Henry Lamm, republican nominee fo - mor of Missouri, is an Ohioan, who ,ltudric.do‘:en‘;! 3 uated at the University of Michigan, and be- " gan practice of the law at Sedalia in 1872, Vance C. McCormick, the néw chairman of th o¢ratic national committee, tain "Yale fdot ball team in 1892, 1k which ye:’? e Eli roners were never scored against. Judge Samuel Seabuty, who is reat-grandson 0{ t Prot otestant Episcopal mkmue_nt of Charles W. b nominee for vice presi- 2, et roprrey s s r reporter duj mpaig between Grant and &!:fey. 4 Senator Henry Cabot e of ced his candidacy "f."a." : t th, i in the oy Byl rominertly nonination for its E"m“ of defense of Prussia, and his subsequent onslaught that drove the Russians back into their own soil are the most notable achicvements of Germany in the war so far. On neither front has another commarnder accomplished as definite results as has Von Hindénbérg, who hads well earned his pro- motion. ; n e ———— years ago today. burg -ollege, ago today. at Chelsea, Mass., pugilist, born in London, today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. toda; . mina of Holland and the 37t Empe () at Indianapolis publican candidate for vice speak today at Lewiston, republican ticket in that st nor James M. Cox, ence of Pharmaceutical Faculties Philadelphia today for a three-day country will assemble today at Beth for th National Idaho, is to be one of the chief Ar:]nrican 2 c speakers at the t new rural credits la today at St. Paul, Min against the Russian invasion. Without Von Hin- | ference ‘:]f the Methodist Episcopal church will denbérg and the swamps into which he directed | I :;he:o ;{e!?;ingRosaha, Wash,, with Bishop Storyette of the Day. th: town, and—" Gap, a prominent resident of the 1894—Great fire raged among flower boats on Canton river in China; 1,000 natives perished. 1896—Fresh outbreak of the rebelrion against Spanish rule in the Philip})ines. 1898—Colonel Henry of the French army com- mitted suicide after confessing that he forged a letter to secure the conviction of Captain Dreyfus. 1903—King Edward VII of England visited Emferor Francis Joseph at Vienna. 907—Anglo-Russian agreement concerning the control of Asia was signed, 1910—Calonel Theodore Roosevelt proclaimed the “New Nationalism” at Osawatomie. The Day We Celebrate, Emperor Yoshihito of Japan born thirty-seven years ago today. _Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands born thirty-six years agd today, Rt. Rev. Alfted M, Randolph, E of southern Virginia, born at cighty years ago today. . Brigadier General Anson Mills, U, S. A, re- tired, born in Boone. county, Indiana, eighty-two years ngo today. Rt. Rev. John G. Murray, Episto Maryland, born at Lonaconing, iscopal bishop inchester, Va., al bishop of d., fifty-nine Frank E. Doremus, of the First Michigan county, Pennsylvania, fi Rev. John 'A. W. H representative in congress district, oorn in Venango fty-one years ago today. N aas, presidént of Muhlen- born in Philadelphia, fifty-four years Nathan Haskell Dole, well-known author, born ) sixty-four years ago today, Bombardier Wells, noted nglish heavyweight twenty-nine years ago Dr. Alfredo Boquerizo Moreno takes office as president of Ecuador. day is the 36th birthday of Queen Wilhel- h birthd: ror of Japan. T\ifayfatithe arles W. Fairbanks is to be formally notified today of his nomination as re- president, velt is scheduléd to Me,, in behalf of the ate. k B. Willis and former Gover- C the opposing candidates for overnor of Ohio, are scheduled to speak at the hio state fair today. The annual meeting of the American Confer- is to_open in session. arts of the : ehem, N. H., ¢ opening of the annual convention of the 1£ ever association. . Borah, United States senator from Colonel Theodore Roose overnor Fran “Summer sneezers” from all William ar association convention in Chicago oddy. he federal farm loan board, created under the W, 18 to conduct a hearing n. he annual session of the Pacific German Con- —_— “I sorter hate to tell you, ack,” said Con- table Sam T. Slackputter, “but R abroad, by co-operation, all the trade it ean, | | TheDeed s Wants Information. Omaha, Aug. 28.—To the Editor of The Bee: 1 was somewhat surprised, and I belleve many other will be, to learn through your columns that the organizations which originally com- prised the Trades Union Liberty league, such as beer bottlers, brewery workmen, cooks and waiters, brewery drivers, bartenders, coopers, cigar makers and stationary engineers, have no connection with the liquor traffic. Surely the Trade Uniqn Liberty league does no expect to deceive any one by such a disclaimer. 1. J. COPENHARVE, President Trades Unionist Anti-Booze League of Nebraska. ' No Lowering of Taxation. Lincoln, Aug. 27.—To the Editor of The Bee: Let no one be decelved by the false alarms blown by the state house bugles—that taxes of the peo- ple of Nebraska are to be reduced for the current year or the biennium, Just the contrary will occur. Why? Because the assessed valuation of property in Nebraska is increased by $20,000,000 or about one-twenty- fourth and the local levies or rates for county, city and schools will be higher throughout the state. The re- duction of seven-tenths of a mill in the levy for state purposes—as every well-informed taxpayer knows, the smallest item in his total tax—is a “mere drop in the bucket.”” This “sop thrown to Cerberus” will deceive only the superficial and the unwary minor- ity, but the remaining great majority of wide-awake taxpayers and men of affairs will take swift vengeance on the administration responsible for higher taxes. That local rates will be increased much more than state taxes will be decreased is well {llustrated in the case of Lancaster county and Lin- coln especially. This county's as- sessed valuation is nearly $2,000,000 greater than in 1816 or one-twelfth higher. To bring the matter home to the taxpayer we will give a few figures. The poor man’s castle, which was assessed In 1014 at $1,200, will now be valued at $1,300 for pur- poses of taxation; i. e, he will pay one-twelfth more taxes on the home which he is in all probability acquir- ing on the installment plan by means of his hard-earned savings. The foregoing conclusion that taxes will be at least one-twelfth higher is based on the assumption that local rates or levies will remain the same as in 1916. In Lincoln the increase in school taxes will prob- ably be so much as to more than off- set any possible decrease due to a lowering of the county levy, which has been predicted. Our benevolent board of assess- ment (and inequalization) i§ com- posed of disciples of Colbert, whose first principle of taxation was to pluck as many feathers from the goose as is consistent with the least amount of squawk. Such attempts to apply the methods of France’'s “ancien regime” to our state will reproduce the Euro- pean conditions of 1793 in Nebraska and sweep thé schemers on the board of assessment; namely, Morehead, Beckman, Hall and Smith, from the stage of public affajrs. FELIX NEWTON. Preparedness for Peace and War. Nebraska City, Neb., Aug. 26.—To the Editor of The Bee: Any pre- paredness program should contem- plate making good citizens and pro- ducers for peaceful times at the same timeé and from the same material that provides good efficient soldiers and defenders when neceded. This means education for civil life accompanied by military education and training. Therefore, devise a plan for both yn- der government control and at gov- ernment expense. In brief: Provide government schools in each and evéry state and territory and make every boy native born or of naturalized parents at the age of 17 a military ward of the government for the four years 17 to 21, inclusive, and obliged to attend the government school for the full four years term, where they should receive complete military training and such high school and academic training as each one is | capable of assimllating, the choice of | agricultural instruction, business courses, classical, manual, mechanical i training being open. At the end of the four years free to return to civil | life, but held as first military reserve for ten ‘years, second reserve ten | more, or enlistment for regular army service if they so desired and were needed. This is the idéa as short as I can state it. It means that when the gov- ernment or people ask for military seérvice and training they pay the man himself by giving him an education as an equivalent for it, and what could make for greater national life and efficlency than an educdated and military trained citizenship? Ten or twenty years of such policy and no | nation on earth could oppose us in either military or material progress. | Such a course making attendance at these national colleges obligatory on all, rich or poor, would also teach true democracy in life, and equality. The obstacles are, of course, ‘‘cus- tom,” ‘“present conceptions” -and no end of questions. But it could be done if we wanted to do it bad enough. And the expense would be largely a shifting of state and private expense to government shoulders. These things | are all detail, If we only adopt the idea that this nation will give all its youth an efficient, practical education for lifé's purposes in return for mili- tary training and service if needed, there need be no fear for our fu- ture. With such a reserve, in flve i keep it playing ‘The Star Spangled Ban. ner.' Then everybody’ll have to stand up. —Washington Star. CHEERY CHAFF. Edith (sighing)—Oh, dear! Tomehasn't proposed yet. Marfe—Well, what can you expect:of a chap who never runs his auto over ten miles an hour?—Boston Transcript. ““See that man over there? He is's bom- bastic mutt, a windjammer non .;1.“: larm’ and an encumbrance you mind writing all that down - “I hope you are not accumulating a lot of solled dishes for your wife to wash when she returns from her vacation.” “Nope, I use wooden dishes, Nothing a wash; and they serve the next morning to start the fire.’—Loulsville Courler Journal. for me*" “Why in the world—" “He's my husband and I should like to use it on him some time.”"—RBrooklyn Citi- zen. “When the students in Austris fight thelr tamous duels—" “You've got it wrong. It's In Germany the students are such duelists, “I know what I'm talking about. Isn't Austria the dual empire?"—Baltimore Amer- ican. DEAR NR. KABIRDLE, TEARS, IDLE TEARS. Alfred Tennyson. Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean, Tears from the depth of some divine de. spair Rise in the heart and gather to the eyes, In looking on the happy mn flelds, And thinking of the days that are no more, “Miss Julia s very angry cause T kissed her last night." “Non ., man; she's only pretending to With me be- | Fresh as the first beam glittering on & sall, That brings our friends up from the undere world, |Sad as the' last which reddens over one That sinks with all we love below the verge; So sad, so fresh, the days that are no more. ‘s mad clear through. And yet d immediately; told her I had mistaken her for her pretty young sister in the dark."—Baltimore American. “What do you understand by suffering for | Ah, sad and strange as in dark summer ;ilhten:an]e'n‘ sake?" questioned the Sun- dawns ay school teacher. Yplaane, miss, It means havin' to come|The earliest pipe of half-awakened birds To dying ears, when unto dying eyes The casement slowly grows a glimmering square; So sad, so strange, the days that are no more. to Sunday ‘school,” answered little Jack.— Life. “Mrs. Clinnick thinks a great deal of her sband.” hu “You've got the wrong proposition. Make it ‘for’ instead of ‘of.’ "—Browning's Maga- 4ine Dear as remembered kisses after death, And sweet as those by hopeless fancy feigned On lips that are for others; deep as love, Deep as first love, and wild with all regret; O death in life, the days that are no more, “I have solved the crowded car problem,” axcl}:lmefid the jubilant street railway man. How 1" “We'll put & phonograph fn each car and _— (LR RERLE I DU EEHH L RUR R B ] 621 Residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel Astor during the past yeat. = 1000 Rooms. 700 with Bath, A cuisine which has made the Astor New York’s leading Banqueting place. Single Rootns, without bath, Double - $2.00 to f3.00 - 30000 400 Single Rooms, with bath, '3.00to 6.00 Double 400t Y08 Parlot, Bedroom and bath, $10.00 0 §14.00 At Broadway, 44th to 4sth Stoeets—the center of New York’s social and business activiti close proximity to all railway terminals. N/ TR T T T M T R A product of choice American barley malt and carefully selected im- ported hops. Brewed and bottled in | a modemn brewery under the most sanitary conditions. Cannot be sur- passed in quality. Its taste is most pleasant. No beverage is more re- freshing or satisfying, especially on a hot day. Save Coupons and Get Premiums Phone Douglas 1889 and have a case sent home. Luxus Mercantile Co. DISTRIBUTORS Years there would be no need for large standing army and our army in place of being a burden would be co- workers and producers. Wé no doubt need to be prepared for all contingeén- cies, need soldiers and something will no doubt be done. Let us get “‘trained soldiers” and “trained citizens"” at one and the same time. PIONEER OF OTOE COUNTY, EDITORIAL SIFTINGS. Detroit Free Press: The Rockefeller in- stitute is disturbed by the present high | price of monkeys. The human variety, | though, is always plentiful and most of them are cheap. Boston Tr: will permit pt: The democratic party " to builld up thus sustaining the cherished Jefférsonian ;'ve Bot to arrest He got in trouble in “Dod-burn the triflin’ varmint!” rumbled Jack ]g.umpus Ridfc he “He ain't worth t| at there boy o' your'n. eighborhood, in' Arkansas. r'owder "twould take to blow him to the devil! he's been stealin’ anythi bers of the dancing masters’ convention tradition, “Foreigners first.” Chicago Herald: Two most agile mem- o 68 and 72 years of age. They say dancing kept them young. Perhaps that's why ballet queens are usually grandmothers. St. Louis Globe-Demoerat: Any humble The reorganzation of the St. Louis & San Francisco railroad brought to the Missouri state treasury a total of $276,000 in fees for a new char- ter. Much criticism has been viduals who ‘flock like vultures rupt concern, but their pickings are as small change beside the reach of a great commonwealth for the bones. Truly these are melancholy days for congress- men, With fences sadly in need of repairs and dangerous questions holding them in the Wash- ington spotlight, political prospects take on shades of gloom that “harrow up the ride of yesterday may became a funeral tomorrow, g, I'll frail the hide | cisigen who has Tost 3375 In & real cotate | deal, or $800 ‘“starting” a weekly news- | paper, can have a fellow feeling with the ! late J. P. Morgan, the inventory of whose éstate shows over §7,000,000 in worthless securities. | Pittaburgh Dispatch: The fellow who pen- | ciled that “footnote” on his artificial ) tent through the parcel post, and who compelled to pay §2.62 letter postage, o given wholesome warning to other joksrs to write foot-notes and love-notes whre he who runs may not read. Brockiyn Eagle: That Generdl Pershing's eapt eanitary and all right is the econ- olvuil v of Mr. Thomas Darlingt who ought to know. Meanwhile, this side of the border hav rate than the regulars, T hope to be boomed as & summer resort.® The eclaims of Mexico will be deferred. off'n him, confound—" “He got into a fight and shot four men!” “Shot four men, hey? Well, I'll burding! I allus said that boy would do us proud some day! Four of 'em—and, say, Slack, he was only 16 years old last ]annerwerry!"—Klmll City tar, vented on indi- around a bank- How a Bear Really Hugs. “He hugs like a bear!" How many who have heard the expression know how a real bear's hug feels? Mrs. Ida B, Parker of San Francisco speaks from experience, having received an involuntary embrace from a Bnr roaming at liberty in a local business house.. And she didn't like it a little bit, Indeed' she thinks it is horrible and has entered suit for*$20,000 damages “to her person and ner- vous system.” soul” The joy- and happiness have been es- sentials to the well being of the human race since crea- tion. Naturally, health is sought by everyone~thous- ands suffering from bleod maladies, are giving thanks to the wonderful results ob- tained through §. 8. S, and health are bound by & strong band of security when 8. S. 8. is permitted t0 assist nature in restoring strength and vigor to the over. worked and poisoned blood, with its strengthen- ing vegetable qualities, Persistence is the cardinal vir- tue in advertising; no matter ‘how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant- ly to be really successful.

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