Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 2, 1916, Page 6

z ! 6 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER, VICTOR ROSEWATEE, EDITOR, ‘The Bee Publishing Cnmpun_y, Pr;p;!e!or. BEB_BUILDING, FARNAM AND EEVENTRENTH, Entered at Omaha postoffice as Al-(‘nnv!4lll.lg matter, TERMS OF BUU*LRIT‘TIUV By oarrier By mafl per month per year. Oally and Sunday. 8bc veeer 36,00 Dally without Sun Evening and Sunday. vening without Bund vening without Sunda Sunday Bee on) Daily and Sunday & in advanee Send notice of change of Rdt"uu or $10.00 irregularity in delivery to Omaha Bee, Cireulation n_Department. REMITTANCE, Remit by draft, express or postal order, cent stamps received in payment of small accounts, Only twos Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern ox~ change, not accepted. Omi FBouth Omaha-2318 N sireet. Clounell Bluffs—14 North Main etreet. ! 1Moln—»fll Little Buflding. 1a Chicago—§18 Peoples Guy Bullding. New ForkeItoorn 1106, 384 Wfth aven St Louls—i08 Now Bank of Commer: Washington~72% Fourteenth street, CORRTBPONDENCE. Address communications relating to news torial matter to Omaha Bes, torial MARCH CIRCULATION, 56,698 Daily—Sunday 50,628 Dwight mmnm. eiroulation mansger Puhluultc wy being duly sworn aver ulation month of March, 1916, was NS o e TUBODCe lnd aworn o before me nnn u du of AMI h ROBERT HUNTHR, Notary Publie. Bubscrivers leaving the ity tempurarily shoulu have The Bee malled to them, Ad- dress will be changed as often as requested, B PP . It Pittsburgh (s inflicted with a protracted street car strike, it can count on Omaha's sym- pathy born of sad experience, It the movers found any skeletons in the nowspaper closet, they at least wisely refrain from putting them on exhibition, N. W, and edd- Department s that the S Omaha's busines: b-romulnr beaides (ndicat- ing & $14,000,000 gain in April bank clearings, also points to clear weather ahead. ——— But auto speeding will never he stopped so long as the police court penalty is nothing but & curtaln lecture and an occasional nominal fine, S — It would seem that in New York as well as in Chicago the simple showing to a jury that the cuprit Is a woman wards off the law’s penalty for erime, —— Buppose the troops sent to put down the revolt In Ireland should *“shoot in the alr” to make sure against hitting some friend or former neighbor! Seme—— Prom Theobald Wolf Tone to Bir Itoger Cane- ment is a long step in Irish history, but the fruits of thelr missions for forelgn intervention are alike disastrous. United States Steel pulled down §60,718,000 in earnings during the first quarter of the year, The figures are impressive evidence of record- breaking prosperity in the big mills, Bince that Chicago judge and Henry Wat- terson have both decided that Bhakespeare did not write Bhakespeare, the country can proceed with May day celebrations unvexed by academio questions, Mr, Morganthau's retirement from the Turk- ‘sh mission to take up presidential eampaign work is chiefly a change of loeality, Political Turks insure as much worry at home as at the Golden Horn, ——— Baster greetings phrased in cousinly tones were exhanged between the czar of Russia and the king of England by telegraph. Cousin Wil- Ham and Cousin (George also exchanged greet- ings, but by messengers of a more explosive character, Several Nebraska papers are commenting upon the difference in the way different de- feated candidates for the governorship nomina- tions have taken the outcome of the primary. The world loves a good fighter—also a philo- usophic loser, The tragiec drowning which marks the open- ing of the outdoor season is a melancholy re- minder of indifference to the ordinary dictates of caution, Accidents will happen, but many may be avolded by giving thought to the ele- ments that “rock the boat.” — Refigles symbolizing temperance, peace and war looked down upon the Irish rebels when they captured the postoffics in Dublin, Sack- ville stroot, renamea O'Connell street, where the government building stands, s an unusually wide thoroughfare, Iits center adorned with statues of Dantel O'Connell, Father Matthew, Lord Nelson and the pillar monument to Oharles Bty rt Parnell, Of the four monuments, that of Parnell alone conveys in bronse lettors sentis ments suggesting uitimate freedom of Ireland Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha E————Cemplisd Prem B Plles, T W Neosn, Bave § Sa e Ipanle In the Mamnie block A brele alub unde ’ S aa Wars has bewn erens toilowing offionrs | Nave haon olecied residant; A 1)\ MWaahea, meretan Toll. sapiain Mis J. M Green, wite of the well & " \raveling rane \ . N et wevived et | week frems Albbas, Neb Ao Jotn b aband. They T T —_— . Miahwenin .hreer The Beand of Public Werks has spensd the by Por he oonstruction of the Biatesnih wtreet viaduct S he awnrd was made 1o Naywend & Campial & Aaes of BN The steustire b ta be Bailt by Poptember L acueding 1o comiia O M. Comptoch, & well huown ingwn . s, XY N . N For the Common Defense. day provides further proof that the movement looking to a more adequate provigion for eommon defense of the United States is not going to end with the present session of eon- gress. It 18 equally evident that congress will not make adequate provision, way whereby it may subsequently be achleved. Whatever of legislation comes from the present session is almost certain to be designed merely to bridge over a political campaign, and pro- vide the democrats with the utmost of mate- rlal for use in the canvass without giving the country any material relief, This fact is so plain that the socleties formed for the purpose of expediting the solution of the problem are look- ing abead to another congress, in which the needs of the nation may be glven more sober consideration and less of flamboyant discussion. The people are slowly being aroused from the apathy with which they recelved the discussion In its earlier stages. The educational aspect of the agitation is beginning to have its effect, and through the influence of the continued con- sideration of the subject preparation for the common defente i sure to be given the needed fmpetus. Each or even open the May Day and Its Message. The first of May by long custom has been dedicated to labor In the ma especially In Kurope, where its observance has generally had the accompaniment of some uneasiness because of the general socisl unrest always present there. 1o America the first day of May s at- tended with less of demonstration on the part of labor, but serves as a divisional point in the yeoar, traditionally rather than arbitzarily fixed, In taking stock of conditions this year, a vivid contrast s noted betweon the situation of Ameriean workers and their brethren abroad, Here labor, in cesting up ity accounts, finds ity material position greatly improved, while abroad the interruption of orderly 1ife still holds most of the workers under arms, The chankes, chargeable to the confliet, are direotly re- fleoted In the economic status of labor gen- orally, Bhortened hours and wage Aadvances have heen common in America, with corre- sponding benefit to all, Reports from headquarters of the American Foderation of Labor contain another signifi cant point, one that 18 not lkely to be over- looked. No advance In wages or improvement in conditions of employment I8 reported from the cotton trade, This (ndustry, the exclusive and particular care of the democratic party, retains its basis of child labor and low wages, despite all efforts to effect a change. But, generally, the workers of America are to be congratulated on thelr advantages, and on the intelligence with which they manage their affalrs, Felioitations, The Bee felicitates its local contemporary, The World-Herald, on establishing its quarters in its tine new home, which all agree is a credit to the oity as well as to the bullders. While The Bee took the lead of all the Omaha papers many years ago, in the erection of a speclally designed modern newspaper bullding equipped with the latest and best mechanical appliances end convenlences for the production of a Ereat dally, it s glad to see the World-Herald fol- low the good example and at the same time con- tribute so substantially to the material growth and beauty of the city, We like the sentiment, too, that prompted the erection of the World- Herald buflding on the site that gave that paper birth; the same kind of sentiment located The Heeo bullding where its founder had had his home from the early days of the plone The most soothing prospect we can wish for the World-Herald in its new quarters is that it will not have to suffer the griefs of moving again for another half century, “Vox Populi, Salus Bryani.” The volee of the people Is the will of Bryan. And & clear, clarfon call to the great commoner now echoes throughout the state. Maybe you haven't heard it, but its tone resounds with suf- ficlent of volume to reach the ears that are always attuned to catch the softest murmur or the lightest whisper that carries an intima- tion of what the “peepul” want, This time it Is the popular demand of the democrats of Ne- braska that Willlam Jennings Bryan be present at and take part in the proceedings of the Im- pending convention of his party at 8t Louis, To be sure, this eall was not made so very im- pressive on the direct ballot, it being then evi dent that most of the voters thought someone olse would do as well If not better than Hryan, But even these elections are not final till the count fs In. It now transpires that eighteen democrats, inspired beyond their fellows, wrote Mr, Bryan's name on the ballot as an alternate dologate-at-large, and an other was chosen, Mr, Hryan will be at the 8t, Louls meet ing, empowered by the democrats of his home state to “sit In'" for any delegate-at-large who may foel like giving over his seat. Hven the voleo of so few out of many thousands is loud enough when {t ealls to duty! B Demooratio Administrative Efficiency An impressive example of the administra tive efficlency of the party now In power at Washington Iately afforded by Danlels. In replying to a request from the sen ate for a report made by Admiral Piske before he was detached from duty Navy de partment, the seeratary sald he of the existence of sueh & report submitted to his office hiet none wan Hocretary Al the It had been ad had heon placed on file by the clerk examinatio | Inasmueh ap the report morsly dealt with the status of the Ameriean navy, and 1 yead ness for servies at the time It was made, ae ting torth what was actually needed 1o ma efficlent, formulated by the alfies harged with that duty, 1t s but nateral the head the depariment should nav houwld Mr. Danisla he dothere wit | Wwite? Or anybody? The ¢ ok filed 1 away, and s carefully that some time we spent (n searehing for It when the senste de manded ¢ production The Ingident W ole sul a8 10 the business methods of the de ttice e ground supervisars Is furnishing recrestion fo Bolh the recreation board and Its efities had not known | THE BER: | Sir Roger Casement | | | OMAHA, TUESDAY, Padrisc Column in New York Post thing an outsider to Hamilear Barca. to the could write. It is a sonnet Eaglo of Byrx" is his salutation Punfo champlon, and he speaks of him as, al- though baffled by Roman craft and power, having still “claws to cling and beak to kill,” and as being able to make a fastness where Punic faith might yet bo kept. Casement thought of himself as being such & champlon for the Irish people. He thought of mak- Ing a fastness where Celtio faith might be kept—the faith that Ireland has a separate destiny, and has the right to create a culture and s competence for Itnel. But, it will be said, this man Casement took service with the British government and accepted its pay and its honors. He had mo right then to stand out as the champlon of Irish separateness, It Casement were #poken to about this he would certainly say: *“I have taken service, not with an exclusively English #overnment, but with the government of the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and Ireland.”” He entered the service of the government of Great Britain and Ireland as a Hungarian might enter the Austro.Huns #arlan service, Ho was In that service to see that the Interest of Ireland, as well as the interest of Great Britaln, was served, If he detected the forelgn offioe working againat the Interest of Ireland-as he certainly did upon one oconsion—he was there to tell them that they were disloyal to one of the firm that pald for thelr up. keep, In Brazil he found that the consular stationery was headed “Consulate of Great Britain.” He pointed Out to the forelgn office that this heading was un- constitutional, and he would not use the stationery, The forelgn office ordered that his office be supplied with stationery that had the proper and constitutional heading, “Consulate of Great Britaln and Ireland.” When the forelgn office acted disloyally towards the Irish people and the Irish mercantile interests in re- gnrd to the eall of ocean liners at the port of Queenstown, Casement exposed thelr methods. Cusement bears & name that seems non-Irigh, But in wlgning it in Irish he mal it “MacAsmund," whowing that he considers himself of Norse-Gaselic ex~ traction. In appearance he does not conform to any Irish type. Tall, bearded, with black hair and re- markable dark eyes, with measured andcourteous apesch, with nervous and commanding bearing, he looks ona's notlon of a Castilllan nobleman. He has the most romuntio distinction of any man I ever saw. I often noticed people turn in the Dublin streets to look at him. When I think of him now, 1 always #66 one ploture. It Is & bare, wind-swept bridge in Dublin, and 1t 'Is past midmight. There is only one figure on the bridge—a blind beggar woman who has #tood there all day and s now turning to go home 1 am coming from a newspaper office and I etop to speak to her, Another figure comes up and halts and speaks to her, too, It is Roger ¢ nent He speaks to her in that volee that has such remarkable quality-— A voloe that sounds to me as If & man were speaking 40 an 1o make some one in & drawing room under- stand a profoundly tragie thing. 1 am sure that if that old woman had been able to look on him, she would have thought that Cusement was the most courtly &entleman sho had evar geen Wa are known to each other, so we talk for s few moments. I cannot recall his words, but I know that the sight of that town where only the the poor moved about and the sight of the gaunt, blind woman made him mpeak of u noble thing impoverished and de- #raded Ireland, capable of chivalry and splendor, condemned to a shuffling existence—that was his con- stant meditation. T almost belleve that the bitter words of the Gaellc poet are written on his heart. Hard it In to ses the Arbitress of Thrones Wedded to & Baxoneen of cold and sapless bones This fact must be understood about Casement that he hates the British empire and that he has no Ilking whatever for the English people {ndividually To him the British empire appears "as one of the torrible parasitic plants of the Java forests that strangle the nelghboring trees so that they become its supports,” He could not think of Ireland as part of & British federation. The Ireland of his dream 18 the revival of the Ireland that his heroes, the three O'Nellls—8hane, Hugh and Owen Roe—fought for, Most Irish people like Einglish people individually, while disliking the government they impose upon Ir land. Casement never had a good word for indl. vidual Englishmen. But he loved the people of Ire. Iand—-these young men, especlally the young men #horn of opportunities, yet so idealistic and so trust- ing~the thought of them went to his heart 1 met him In Brooklyn in September, 1914, just before he went to Germany, and when I spoke to him about the determination of the young men to hold the arms they had got, he was greatly moved Casement, with his deep love and his Mtter hatred, has also an exceptional knowledge of the world's af- falrs. After hearing him talk in 1913 the writings of most publicists seem to mo to be obscure and fil- informed. Mo foretold most of the combinations in the present war, He knew that war between Ger- many and England would come within a few years. How could those who willed a separate Ireland take advantage of that struggle. Ireland might be over- looked by Germany. Brooding upon this, Casement made a rediscovery. The position of Ireland was such that no natlon striving to break down the lardship of the seas could overlook it It possesssion of Ireland—the country that is the link be- the Scandinavian and the Iberlan peninsuls and between Europe and America—that gave Englana control of the se With Ireland no longer an “island beyond an island,” but & part of Kurope, the seas wolld wgnin be free and open. With such an idea, it was natural that Casement should go to Herlin, and it was natural, that he should strive to land armed forces In Ireland English was the tween Ireland can only be coming part of Hurope free and secure by again be Europe can only win the fre dom of the seas by making Ireland part, not of a British, but of a Buropean, system-—that ia Case ment's political doctrine. He has written Ireland has falled to win ita free- dom, not so much because it has falled to shed its blood, but becatise its situation in the world is Just the unique situation I have sought to deplet. Hes longing to Kurope, it has not been of Kurope; and Fingland, with a persistency that would be admirable wers it not %o bent all ita of and a pitiless sword eriminal in intantion and effect, has forts, all 1ta vigor, an unswerving policy to extend the limits of exclusion, MAY 2, To approach Ireland at all since the first English soverslgn Iald hands upen It was gulte immoral. When Fredoriok of Hohenstanufen (s long ago as that!) sont his socretary (an Irtshman) to Ireland, wa read that Menry 111 of England declured “It hurt him ter rbly” and ordered all the the goings out and comings | M of the returmed Trish-Oerman statesman | sely watehed | Know he longed for the day of a confitet | between England and Ireland, and he did his best to make the men of Ireland prepare for it Hefors the Volunteers were in belng he sald (o me e dom of Treland, lika the frasdom of 1taly, can only ba won by wen fghting for 1" And tn Novembe X Ao natirml sarment for an . woar, has be . tred yoars & ess aed \ ‘" seua that has driven srong me tow - A » B ¥ and. (ha N . . m ot Lrah nativaalit Lananiting & bav al is apinion Twenty e plea ™t e A o anather lawy \ o harg ‘. b ' ad na conlidence in b W e . "o R 0 8 teenibie affale, e VULNew Yok Tiee 1916. The Pees LS er HERE I8 a sonnet written by Roger Casement | that tells more about the man himself than any- A Catechism on ( OMAHA, May 1.—~To the Editor of The Bee: A very practical letter appeared last week in one of the papers, headed "Misdirected Energy,” and signed dently by a friend of the eat. Of course It was aimed at the which is trying to leglslate against “harmless, necessary” pussy In the supposed inter- est of birds, In common with millions of other peo- evi- society ple, 1 like and admire birds, but [ like cats ten times better, and in this 1 am also one of milllons. What right has any group of people to slaughter our chosen pet in the possible Interest of their chosen pet? Did God make them both, or not? Nor are we talking of wild beasts, but of & specles which, when not neglected or abused, is perhaps the most charming and companionable of creatsd things, and one which gives pleasure unbounded to hosts of lonely human beings, as well as to those who, ke mywelf, were born infatuated with the feline kind. I suppose we are all born with a liking for some special form of animal life. But what supreme selfish- ness it is to plan the extermination or even the limitation of a wpecles hecause 1t in not the one we personally prefer! The Audubon soclety s quite within its rights and very admirable in séeking to preserve it favored species, but what #hall we think of the cruel and blood thiraty apirit shown by some of its mem- bers toward another species? At their last meeting one of them (bearing a name long identifed with the Humane noclety), calmly advocated the wholesale polsoning of cats, and even proposed of- foring a bounty for those brought in! This, without already considering the al- ready murderous instinct of the average amall boy, who would be glad to kil ‘most anything, birds Included, if yon gave him 10 cents for it—and often doesn’t need that incentive. Of course it was only a suggestion, but it shows to what extremes ““misdirocted energy" may carry ity victims. Contrast this with the real humanity shown by Mr, Kugel, who Iately submit- ted an ordinance against offering polson to any animal, eat or ofherwise. And with the kindly stand of Mrs, Baxter, who would have stray cats taken eare of by humane socleties, “as in other clties,” A woolety which ehamplons the gentle feathered things that Inhabit our wooda and gardens should not indulge barbarous fmpulses even toward the furry things that sometimes molest birds, but have very littls ohance to do so in town, whare the rats and mice are thelr spe clalty. “Many men of many minds' of course; but T am not the only one who, while friendly to the “bird society” per so, draws the line right where they begin to play arbiter over the destinies of other species, unless they do so In the benlgn way that a kind Providence may amile upon As to "misdirected energy,” Omaha |5 certainly a banner town In that Tt ean bulld you hotels and apartment houses at the rate of aboul one to each inhabitant; it can start socleties innum. erable and soak you for picturs buying and for art-castles-in-the-alr, while it cannot ralse money for decent pave ments, nor for anywhere near adequate police protection, mor for sanitary eity cleanling nor for proper Alsposal of refuse, nor for a lot more thinge that a level-haaded community insists upon, as “mafety first’* 8o it is not strange that the Audubons have let their zeal In a good cause lead them to propose steps that are happlly imposaible, But let them confine their cat activities to the “bird reserve and not try to leglslate away the comfort and happiness of the city's cat owners. And, whatever they do, may they at least not be barbarous! For— Mo praveth best who Joveth hest All things, both great and small, Por the dear God who loveth us He made and loveth all TABBY Prepuaredness and Paclfism. PHILADELPHIA, April 20.~To the Edl: tor of The Bea: Your editorial on Henry Ford's vote in Nobraska discloses a mis- understanding in the editorial minds re garding the reasons of many people for opposing the preparedness propaganda at this unfortunate time in the world's his- tory, The writer belleves that those who are supporting Henry Ford are actuated, first, by the fact that he made an offort to stop the war, which is more than most of his critics have ever done, It is recognized that the effort was ridiculous but every naw movement in the world appears ridiculous at the start and has to be bullt up from crude beginnings Prospectors, inventors and plonecrs al ways have to start with very little hope of muccens. The second reason, in our fudgment that Ford showed moral cournge In fac ing n sea of ridiculs, which is more them % per cent of his critics have the moral courage to do. The third reason, as it appears to 15 that he had nothing to galn In the way of advertising, and his embarking on what he must have known was an al most hopeless task proved his sincerity to the rank and file The fourth SON, A8 wa sea it Is that the broad and liberal methods whioh Ford has adopted dealing with both his employes and his patrons 1l manufaoturers ) g o ne n ater w patrons by making a Ml changes, Ford has kept falth with atrons with the result th A . \ competi [ ha old b ) storually seeking new ones and allowing the old N be stung for repairs fo . 4 plant hat . proves 18 & Heetpline s adding o W and that the saime ot by wreat any i ary § with tostrial ol fheteney aulis can be abia nd Sominating sempittisd 1ha a5 A el . A B N Aleamer b A starm aff an “y » f - e mae enp ) . those who oriticized Mr. Ford most were oither his husiness competitors or com | potitors in the rleld of selt-advertising or palitics. Tn our judgment the rank and | fils of the people are quick te disoern the motives of publio mer The fifth reason, as we see it, liaa in Pacifi posed down the ons who of propaganda a In the const, calling evers him on the pre ou we would it the ta ity to the wr Pullman car by re mall experience, who possibly never risked thir lives at all O Whera the in assuming that fa at In the er's judgment the majority of the p who opposed to the propaganda are perhap: fight and defend their country when ne essary than of those Who most prominently in the limelight explielt, the writer's position i that the | job of belng a policeman does not at- | traect him, but he does not feel on um’ | | coast this k iter In the smoking room ¢ hy. dear to American ative manag more editors make a mistake is ¢ has riter Yes," replied man narrow-m people like th are preparedne V more ready t at's the re 1ted the comm ran. the time nobody | City Journal some appear To be account that he can be called » coward We have men who are fitted for differ ent classes of employment and we pect those who undertake the Jobs to have to risk thelr lives oc ally. We do not consider it either neces sury or desirable for all of us to under take the job of being policemen. Durin the war of the rebellion those who rughed | in early ran away at the battle of Bull | Run and those who waited unti] called by | the drafe fought just as hard and faith fully as anyons, There are a great many poople who never get into a fight unless they are forced into it, but when they get In they are just as slow to quit ,,um ’ asion OR FIVE |what mother Vife (interru know how that fsn't? Hub~Why, In | You don't mak comfort mother Those of us who are opposing the pre propaganda &t the presen moment helleve that the proper thing for thix country to be doing 18 to cultivate political, preparedness, so us to contrc any military preparedness that we muy | think necessary, and give the confidenc: to other nations that they do not have in our politicians, Some of s b | jive fust ber Meve that Ford made a mistake fn going 'lady criminal to Kurope, but we do not condemn him | ~ Well?” for that, Wo belleve that this country | i a2% is the natural fleld to carry on Inw. He has work, and that the preparedness propa. | before.” ganda s {ll-timed. ‘We bellove that If| the editors of the country will conslder these points more carefully they will be able to do some genuine good toward making our political system parednesy Heggar—Etran could you help Pasnerby-—1 ¢ ol Beggar to worl Too 1 now herself peace That Tommie," How do you Iy Oh man horse did he bi We enclose a copy of the May lusue of our maguzine, which s designed to sup plement the work of the press rather than to compete. It is our purpose to &0 moro deeply into wocial and political problems than editors usually have the time to do, and we sollolt your co-opera Pne gire; tion in the interests of more thorough 1 annlysis of public questions and aceurats (nformation for the guidance . of the voters J. C. PARKER, Pittsburgh Dispatch: Will someonc f with a gift for statistics tell us whether submarines or Mexican bullets hold the |Swam the record for killing Amerfeans? First n more First Then turt! 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