Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 29, 1916, Page 5

THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, APRIL 29, 1916 5 BREEZY S[RANGER 1Alas and Alack, Harrison Reaches |Colored Lad Goes heN1 ioht | Stetson Hats Mallory Cra- ‘ COULD CATCH FISH Oratoncal Chmaxand--GreatZounds’, Creeping at Night $3.50, $4, $5 venettod Hats, 88 [ Barbershop Malldy Solved When He | O™ it was a whopper. Such an ear of | It was Harrison's turn f \T.;‘ '.u":.ra”. wvw.l,‘.dtlf-:'\:“.‘ulgv:‘"w“«lxi‘y"]w:‘y'.‘ Spring Caps, $1 Berg Sl’('i‘ial, sz Nebraska corn as C. F. Harrlson took | Slowly he got to his feet and nervously |ty-seventh street, is as cunning a mite Tells Efl;}’ w“_bl" "g Fool the with him to New Orleans when he at-|he adjusted the corset box beside him inny 3ribe, tended the real estate convention thepe | O thestable, such' an oaf &4 is seldom seen, oven fn| 110 Oraied and orated.. Nebraske was of Ethoplan cuteness as could be found in A long Journey. He's In diffi though, with that small boy's ogr Stip-oa | Spring BARBER IS A (:OOD TOPTENER | 1ie creat cort state 4 the sun-kissed agricultural center of the | Miller, probati v, Harold Woll, inohes don't mean much whegl 'DfRite €6 hesr him orste !: n away. Ever n fnto the. barber shol p breezed a slck- | oo (omes to speak of an ear of corn| Then the climax. He lifted high the omewhero and falls to show up until | f looking stranser. He snappad . his hat [the sixe of this ome. It was Alftiost ifke | 0Orset box.' ‘He _tore the cover off,|®Dout midnight e ver- pe- [ o the porter and In & Jiffy had his col- | oue of the hickory logs our forefathers | Plunged his hand In and-good night! ‘:."‘”"' s i Ao ’:‘f”“" [‘I;I‘[]‘“' I"\i‘:‘ i lar and tie oft and was comfortably | used to burn in the fireplace in the Blue | drew forth a miserable Loulsiana nubbin. | . ,.,,‘ shrug : wl his shoulders . I motlstaleh of Bt aiivatia Some Omaha man had been o disloyal | | SFEERCEE EORRE Tt o untll COatS Clals I stretched in the chalr. This conversa- Harrison was going to show it to the | 10 his atate as to substitute this for the » they looked Iike two blg white spots on tlon ensued and the riddle; “Why do | .0\ cstate men. He expected to use it | DiE ear 1 black surface barbers dio young?* waa wolved. as a tdumphal climax to the five-min- | Stlll the Omaha crowd {s faithful to 4 g0 A creeping? Where do you Boft clinging English Got any nico 15-cent shaves left? ute booster speech with which he hoped | him In his discomfiture, They awear | creep?” ‘ “That's the only kind we have, Bar- u,‘:vm the I:\:nrnnrl‘ln';u: oup :;‘lr--led’lh:;u-l ‘o’hlu 1|1 the m.:’n:‘r had |.m.hm fta place | “Oh, mos’' anyw'eres. Ab jest creeps, Koit fabrics, Hlip-ons, i ki b Many a time had he rehcarsed tha arrison would have won the cup. dath awl’ Plannels bl ber college thres blocks east.” . .| speech before his mirror at home. Each ¥ 4 - T00MY &'all right, J.mlulmme .‘nn:e«ovrr‘ time he drew that ear of corn from that — O Homespung, coats. Once over it 1s. THalrcut, too?” big corset box as he thundered Into the Ll aha' " Do, . Ges, it ought 10 be & Erast| oty We're H.l" to Grow WIfl'I Growln‘ Om Coverts, Medium 1ight- dny tomorrow, Bet the fish'r biting to [ " rTl L (hat corset box and Cheviots welght, in i beat th' band. : r‘v";vv!'»::x‘d‘l nsorialist answerod, glad | e PIE ear of corn down town to_the Oxfords, dark I " " e office of a private elocution teacher, " to liuve w gregarious customer. “But Jt | L E Ir'mk‘ ':":‘ 'h’:m . o ;_, um’f”‘ | New Hhower- oxford mixed, ] epe 4 0 ] y Ll . s 2 all depends on what business yowre in. | T % C0 Tl B well, The elo- Proof models, rubberized Now with me, it don't make no ditter-| = OC R B S o rirmasited Lhits enco whethet it's fish or not, I have to | fution teacher ¢ € 4 ' Slip-ons materials supeciall o 0 1 | . oy oo B Rt (Especially after he had patd the $4.) €15 -17 So. 16157, m,,, p,_,_,_, 3 7 6 | e M ¢ Teal Fish In New Orleans Harrison carried the Balmarues, Faney plaid- ¢ Mean . corset hox with the ear of corn under g N B “Fish, 1 said-not boobs! You're talk- | his arm most of the time. He took it Omaha Homefurnishing Headquarters New Body lined and ing about suckers and I'm talking about [ gown (o (he breakfast table with hira | Tracing thoroughly fish, 1 mean it'd be u swell day to cateh | o rirat fow morning s oy e cw mornings, but he never . and Loose shower proof. finh, I'll bet they'd bite on a walch opened it, No, Indeed, ho was saving it ew orc w]n s ea P t: chaln for the big surprixe, After a while he Back rtyles A %1000 value for- Oh! Yep, guess fishin' ought to be #ood about now, 1'd like to be up In Minnenpoils myself just about now In Minneapolis? Who ever heard of flehing in Minncapolis, You meéun Min felt wafe in leaving it in his room until the time of the final crisls, S0 ho attended sessions without it 'l'Iu-u came the fateful day, The contest wan on. Bpeaker after ";whkrr had eulo $15, $18, $7.50 newota " A gized the glorles and commercial magni (1 Whatin the difference, aln't. MINSAPO: | tudes of thelr home states. ¥ 20 in Minnesota | y Others at $2.50, Sure, but there's no fishing in Min TERHNFSTPRRT R SR v}lr:‘:»:n,l“ .\’m‘vlzv :mt llhln‘h:nurln:v‘m‘l:‘ SUIT IN FEDERA! COURT J0bs 1oy bave to go over to i, Pa AT 1 AST COMES TN TRIA! | $5 up o $15 $25 “Bery Suits Me.” Our New Suits to eateh them, Well, anyway, I'd like to be up in that country fishing,’ the barber replicd, | Trial of the suit of Klfzabeth McCoy | faping away, “Does this razor pull?”’ |against the Union Pacific rallioad for £26,000 tor the death of her son, Charles McCoy, November ), 1914, wus begun in ou don't hnve to go to Minnesots | federg) court e Gets ‘Em Anywhere, Are Style Creations of | The Swing pictured above is 6 feet long and caretully to go fishing, You can ketch ‘em right | g,mething of the “iaw's delay” 1 1) here In Omuha Just s cusy ‘.v YOu Know | uatrated n this sult 1t wu~ originally Imilt of closely woven, durable weather l"“‘“f fiber, . |3 S YR e Pl linari B E A . xtraordinar arm Inke nu eyer ¢ared bo in- Minnesota ung was tried 1o tedern U it finighed forest green, The price LN es, only not so Inany il Aty avenei dive n g : TNt hiny o muny, A fish Is :Nh i lHl‘\.:n‘d‘Amu:' Bl Ban ”"“:: TS R 1 R Here you will find an assortment of Spring Snity that are creating a genuine sensation, o fish wheroyer I t know b i find b, AL, Y0U | faund (hat the proper defendant 1o sue keteh ‘'em. M | wug the Unon Paelfic railroad, becaiss fish U1l you | Other fiber Swings af $“’.45, $12.75 and $|'1.-)0 Wood Swings ax low ax $2.25, $2.75 and $3.25 Cooking Demonstration Saturday now, 1'll bet | the switeh engine which canged McCo Mt ut... $12, $15, $20 Qualities sold elsewhere at %15, $20, right here 0 L geqiy was w 1'mion Rcific engine shift Carter lak | 1ng enrn on w Missonn Pacific track rothar, if you can cateh all four of |pe nr wol dismisaed and had Lo be 1l Carter lake you'rg u bIZSer | poeiied A 1hs aeversl da v TaNo 1 ward Mister ‘Ihurston. 1 spent :}'“"l;l":l\”‘ {,::‘.;;1 s : it '“'”m The greatest care has been exercised in the selection of uvylrr. lunll'l‘mt and quality in the 16 expensive fed court muchinery 0 {0 and hoat hire last summe ‘ newest fabries—cut stripen, sereen checks, shopherd and doran plalds--Homespung, Piping- e Rl B ) e A, Between the Hours of 2 and § Ttock Pannels, Culture J’lrlprl, Blue and Gray Serges. % and all 1 got was back” and 7 and 9 O0’clock P. M. oo TAET e Continuing the demonstration of the last two Saturdays, which proved intensely inter- esting to hundreds of ghrewd Omaha home keepers, another ex hibition of the remark- able cooking, baking and fuel saving quali ties of the Wonderful Detroit Vapor Oil and Gasoline Stoves Must Ontwit the Vish, ioltn know how! Gotta know how! That's It: Y'Kotta have more Intelligence caan w fish. Any fish i3 golng to get naught it he's properly approached.’ Erother, tell mo how you're going 1o . eateh fish in Carter lake? Well, 1 row out a little ways, and fave me o loaf of stale rye bread, 1 crumble it all up and sprinkle it on the water in s nice likely spot. Scatter it I S l over about twelve yards of surface® Fish na lng (4 gomes scouting arofnd an’ see they've gotting a little free entertainment, so N'ght By Using Cuticura Soap and fhey stick around. Then I go and drop Ointment You would never think a searcity of fabrics A wonderful ShOWiflg or dyestuffs ever existed after seeing this ire ; mendonus collection, Btyles and guaranteed fits Of men's and young men’s pinch-back and one, two and three-button models for short men, long men, slim men and fat men in all the popular weaves and $lo absolute satisfaction every time, DOLLOVAR, 8L 5 s ke d i a s en s e Kuppenheimer’s Society Brand Suits These splendid garments illustrate the highest reach of master clothes making skill—beautifully tallored, cleverly styled garments, in a magnificent variety of weaves and models— $22.50, $25.00, $30.00 and up to $40.00 Men’s New Furnishings | MEN'S Mon's new Bhirts of Madras and CUrepe cloth, soft or pleated bos- SHIRTS oms, soft or. laundered cuffs. $1.60 values for ........81.15 in my Mttle Hne right in the middle of the bread crumbs floating around. Mister Fish sees a nice, fat worm, and #ays, Aha, here's & sandwich,” and grabs for it. Bingo-my fish!" Simple, am't (L7 the barber solleltously inguired k Bure, It's simple, If you know how You try it, some time' Every Boy’s Suit With Two Pairs Knickers 1l Beautiful new spring fabrics In mixtures | checks - stripes—plalds—coats pinch buck Nor- T‘ SEE OUR BIG DISPLAY OF NEW SUMMER FURNITURE DA you ever try that?”’ ’ L 1 . " f . ; folk styles with half or full lined | MEN'S M Ko, ot yet I read it in & book yes ‘f::pn“:?' h:;}t:s-.éz:'zm:;fi will be given on the bagement sales floor Saturday. ,’,’,,.,.:,: ”;,:,.pmny priced, Saturday $5-00 ‘} SHIRTS nr:;‘tfimxrl:nde:-:?lr:;n:ru?...m Oh, it's that way, huh! Next!!" h":" g'stvr. B i You and your friends are cordially invited, Blue Serge Suits for Dress ‘ MEN"?S Madras and Percale, llundlud ' the Ointment well into the : h PLI O » : ith sairs of linen lined trousers, in the | SHIR' cuftw, Bpeclal. co.ooiovivse New York Portrait _ skin. Wipe off sur- Meats will be roasted-—pastries baked and heating A " Nortolk models, Kuaran- . $7.50 { MEN’S Pure ilk Shirts, Peau de U" Pa«inter in Omaha plug Ointment with power demonstrated to prove that the Detroif is just teed fast color ......... SHIRTS ;'36'3" I';”h e @ soft tissue paper or 2 iod : Worth $10,00 i g an ki e i i as efficient a noolfmg apparatus as the gas stove or ; HANDSOME !n mistures md tney | Mon's ,I“T,,-,:l ‘(‘n,,m Salte, . oft fda o N Ttk aue A My ~_ and wear steel range and with less than half the cost for fuel, woaves, with two pairs of Underwear (mgins ‘otion, TeNuler °§1"'63 inent New York artist, arrived Thur s3t hititace p ; ¢ ; X LrayserH WOAr longths ........ A 1h 3 150 G o S8 . O AR ar ol Hlovee T}.le Detroit burns oil or gasoline or oil and gasoline NEW SUITS $2.50, $3.85 Athletic :l:::::tn.ndu;«';fi:‘lyN“p:mk Miss Frances Nash, who in acquiring during the mixed. ayaetl Y Union Suits ut...... 43¢, 75¢. 956 much vm;y.lr al m:v.-, ’nl\dl l:nnl\l’\lr‘r dlnlnxh “" night. Boys' spring Shirts and Blouses, 45¢, 7hH¢, $1 Night Gowns, Pmmu: ter of Mrs. Nash, the late Mys, Harry| S==—————— . o Boy's spring Underwear. ..... 45¢ »nd $1,00 50¢. $1.00. 81. $1.50, 82, Mrs, Baker is that of the small daugh-| “Gutk Dept: 200, Roston, " Soldeverywhers. | G : B G I' i ter of Mrs. 1. Dimond Bird of New 3 eneratlng to urn asoiine We Make T'll)“lll‘ rk 4 ormerly Miss Carita Curtis ' \; .,,,.,.u‘, I 5 BELL—ANS Come and see this marvelous stove in action and Uniforms B‘p. S ————————— . ) { Every INTEREST IN SPELLING enjoy a cup of hot coffee while so doing. Remem o y Suit IS BEING AWAKENED AbS,OIUte,]y Removes ber the hours, 2 to & P. M. and 7 to 9 P. M. Saturday. Deserip- . ; Indigestion. One package tion. Cases. The superintendent of schools has re- 3 . | ettt eiiats. written spaning | PYOVeS it 25cat all druggists. Open a Charge Account and Welcomel = tests of all Elg B puplls who were | e W L— en cloven wentences from slips furs nished by the University of lowa. This university 18 making «n investigation of elling methods and the benefit of this Investigation will be shared by the citles Maltless Alcoholfree Special Lace Curtain Sale Saturday Only, April 29th An extraordinary purchase of handsome Lace Curtains in all the new weaves and patterns, bought direct from the mills at much less than market value, enables us to offer the entire shipment at about half price and less In this big offering there are positively no damaged, miswoven or second grade goods, all are absolutely guaranteed perfeet. Come to this Big Sale on Sat urday expecting to find the best bargains ever offered and vou will not be dis appointed, As usual you make your own terms, A Few Sample Prices--Many Others Reautiful lace curtains, all new and de- | Beautiful lace curtaing, all new and de erating in the iest An awakening of interest in spelling sentors of the coun notlced among A Brannew Beverage On Tap and in Bottles Omaha Beverage Company 6002 to 6016 South 30th Street Phone South 1267, SOUTH SIDE STATION, OMAHA, NEB, Omaha teache state ping arself. Go out to Dun- | Pag . inementa PROF. FOSSLER TO LECTURE ON SUBJECT OF “EVOLUTION" » sirable patterns at, each sirable patterns at, each MAHA MAN WINS THE 2 ) o e Tie 8 28e, 35¢, d0e, d5c, 3¢ | 60c, G5c, Tie, 85, 93¢ i Beautiful lace curtaing, all pew and de« | Reautiful lace curtains, all new and de sirable patterns at, each sirable patterns at, ench $LOO, $L.15, §1.25, $1.40 | $1.65, $1.75, $1.90, $2.10 li Advertise lost articles in The Bee. Most | | e e o and $1.55 and $2.25 is i gy o PWRE ., people are honest and this is the only (e T i [ 80w | ) \ l ‘{ \ aste || way the finder can locate you. . fl“l’ } Place to — Saturday, —d 4 r‘"‘h. ?:: ' April 20th (2L AND SHOMNARD Sin l‘rn.:::u:‘vuu