Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 13, 1916, Page 6

THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, APRIL 1916, a : )y e A R | ? SYLVIA'S BONNET. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROBEWATER, EDITOR. The Bee Publishing (‘nmp:;y_.—l';nprlewr. BEE BUILDING, FARhAM AND BEVENTRENTH, Entered at Omaha_postof second-class matter, TERMS OF SCRIPTION, By carrier By mall per month per year. W0e v cxsive s sl Pally Sithot Hor Daily without Rund-y, lunlnl and Bunday b Evening without Bunday.. ing without Sunday., y Hee only and Sunday H notice of l‘h.ll thres yes RE’II‘I'TAN(‘ Remit by draft, exprons or postal order. 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AT, ) BB 0 ety To stop fee graft in the district clerk's of- fiee, vote for Harry G, Counsman, ——— It only proves the time-tried adage: ures don’t e but lars will figure!” Mayor “Jim' insists he Is for both Bryan and Hiteheook, The mayor will do well to duck quick if he wants to keep out of range of the il The brick bats which the ntor and ex- secretary of state are exchanging are not even eushioned, to say nothing of being smoothed down at the edges, That hold-out of one dollar, disguised as in- ruranes agent's commission, Is also “just a Iit- tie one.” By multiplication, however, It might grow into a handsome rake-off — Of course It was not the one dollar that he went Into court to fight for, but rather the prineiple of the thing, The graft must be pro- tected at all hazards and at whatever cost. If wstoadfast party service ecounts, Iourth district republicans will not fail to commission Peter Jansen and W, I, Farley an their dele- gates to the Chicago convention, Likewise in the big Bixth district with reference to W, C, May and B, T. Westorvelt, ' —— Judging from the avalanche of answers to The Bee's Shakespeare Tercentenury puzzle al- ready coming in, the Immortal poet who died three hundred years ugo is still the most popu- lar candidate in the fleld. And the competition doos not close until April 20! ——— The commonly accepted theory of the pur- pose of the non-partisan judiclary law s to make the supreme judgeships non-political of- fices and to continue the judges on the beneh, who have given good service, until there Is rea- #on to recall them, If thi is the correct theory, then Judge Barnes and Judge Bedgwick should have the benefit of it — The proposal to tax cats has much merit, Dogs are no greater luxury than cats, and all luxuries should be taxed. The fixed dog rate, however, might work Injustice. A graduated soale, based on Tabby's musical ability, de- termined vy an inspector on the spot, would 111 the bill, besides giving the cat catcher a run for the money. The legislature of Now York passed a bill making the manufacture, sale or possession of a firearm silencer a felony. Unauthorized pos- session of firearms is already a misdemeanor, but the difficulty of enforcement has made It & dead lotter, Better results are possible with the silencer law, inasmuch as it reaches the manufacture and sale of a dovice which con- tributes chiefly to the mysteries of crime, —— A tost case submitted to the supreme court of Kansas (nvolves issues of direct importance 1o states and counties harassed by the so-called Luten patents covering reinforced concrote bridge construction, In the pending proceed fng the attorney general produced testimony proving not only the existence of a “trust,” but wlso that the state was districted and divided by the patentees. The deciston of the court is confidently ex ed to bhreak up the monopoly Thirty Years Ago This Day in Oma ——emplled from Bes Files The Omaha Foat club hold fta annual mesting Mo day AL Hudson s hat slore and elsoted the follpwing | | trom the United Rallway company, a merger of oftioars George W iloldrege. pr 3R Clark oo, firet vies presdent », N second vice peealdent; W. O Wakeley, treasurer. and W | Crary mecrntan ABGut tweniy ne men el A PO Ma Ney slreel 16 form the Owaba Ules elub he oifh oern dlesied wers Mar A Kenney. prealdent. Wy MOANNIL serrwtary and M P Durane, treasirer Mrs A Mandelberg has gona 1o Baltwore 1o vy friands M O A Buses of Omaha has procured o » W Uwunell Mults te wed Mise Nate Hee aln ] (Hmaha Jebn T el of e ¥ organiesd caniing N PRRY, SIAee Ahat (he work on (he bulkbings wul § ALY be onminanced abuut May A The ol oot od Iha Bubidings and achinery will net oy Collwrter o Customs Unmpbell stated this » ARl ha would prabably petise ¢ Satanr, Mo Joidan, ab May + M Spbe Mo botn vollector of cuttema sinee 008 The Maphesan Vpecn B B s ihsater om the BN the Wile rwin nahe ' . mpaRy Wil sing U with Misnis ba wnot monumental, Hughes the Real Choice. No one in touch with the political pulse ,of | Nebraska doubts for a moment that Charles E. Hughes 18 the real cholce of an overwhelming nmajority of the republicans of this state. It is only a question whether the republicans who want Hughes can be sufficiently impressed with the necessity of “writing in’' his name in the ballot and shown how to do it without forget- ting to put the cross mark in the square oppo- #ite the written name, In a word, each of the Cther candidates who hope to mecure the presi- dentlal preference vote in Nebraska is relying nolely upon the advantage he enjoys by having bit name printed on the ballot, and the me- chanical ease of putting a cross mark opposite # printed name as against the onerous task of writing the A Beatrice paper last week suggested that the presidential preference wection of the bal- lot, If we are to keep It in the primary, should consist of nothing but a blank line requiring every voter to write in the name of his ghoice it he has one, If this condition now prevalled, it is plain that no other candidate would be In the running In Nebraska except Charles JE Hughes. 8o, write In the name and don’t forget the cross In the square, neme in, Richard Harding Davis, The sudden death of Richard Harding Davis at his New York home has removed an unique figure from the world of contemporary journal- fem. Mr. Davis had attained to some distine tlon as a novelist and aw a dramatist, but through it all he was essentinlly a newspaper man, His eurller ventures into fietlon were largely based on experiences in newspaper of fices, and were, perhaps, his ‘“best sellers.”” At uny rate, he never excelled them in point of in- torest, ulthough mueh of his latey work was on more ambitious lines, As a war correspondent he came into much prominence in conmection with the short-lived Graeco-Turkish campaign, and with the Bpanish-American . He wan at the front when the Japanese and Russinns were at close grips, and then went through the confliot between the Balkan Allles and the Turks, When the war cloud burst over Hurope, “Dicky' Davis was on the crest of the German wave, and for his enterprise all but faced a firing wquad “somewhere in nee,” actually having heen sentenced to death, His work was but it was serviceable, as a “passing brief chronicle of the time, and American perfodical lterature will miss much of Itw pleturosque quality because Richard Hard. irg Davis {8 no longer writing. The Reactionary Democrats, Bourbonism appears to he well entrenched In the United Btates senute under democratic control, The reactionary tendency of that body in Its most notable characteristic just at pres- ont. The vote on the measure to restore the tariff on wugar Is an example of ity practice. The noeed for this change in the taritf law I» admitted by even the most confirmed of free traders, for the treasury, depleted by the reck- lons oxtravagance of the party In power, must have the revenue the sugar tariff will produce, But the sonate adopled a substitute that will defeat the purpose of the house resolution, and throw the matter Into conference, In which delay may result In furthey loss to the treas- ury, Nothing {s to be gained by the action of the senate, except the delay, and for what pur- pose the action Is to he put off s beyond con- Jecture, Many Interesting and some vitally fm- jortant measures are being held up In the wen- ate, among them the Keating child labor bill, and the resolution providing for printing the report of the Industrial Relatlons commission. The democrats are putting to sleep progressive measures, while carrylng on a sham battle agalnst the “Interests,” hut they are deluding themselves If they think the people are not watching thelr course, — Nebraska's Compensation Law, The deputy labor commissioner's report on the first yoar's operations of the Nebraska Workmen's compensation law discloses many Interesting facts. First of all, it discloses that Industrial accidents In Nebraska are far more common than had been supposed, the total of more than 2,600 Indieating between eight and nine mishaps a day sufficiently serious to war- rant attention undey the law, More than $26,000 was pald under the direction of the Inw, for compensation and cost of ocaring for the Injured, proving the importance of the law ar & rellef measure., KExperience has shown that the law needs some changes to make its workings more effective, This s not surpris- fug, when the circumstances under which It was enacted are recalled, It was a patchwork creation, pushed through the legisiature at the last moment in reluctant redemption of prom fses made in platforms, It still has the oppo- sitlon of the ambulance chasers, who nearly thwarted ity adoption and later secured Its bhe ing sent to the referendum for endorsement Gommissloner Coffey suggests a number of rmendments, all worthy of consideration, and wome of which must be adopted if the law |s to be satistactorily administered IHis recom roendations for precautions to prevent accident portinent, and should be care emplayer and employe are ospeoinlly fully considered by These are hased on experience, and deserve the | losest attention R The federal supreme that St Louls is entitled to recover a tax of §2,300.000 court rules all strest rallways in the ety The company fought the tax (hrough the courts, and even Bew Appears (ndisposed to give up the money Mareover, the the tax 190), leaving four years of tares overdue, which another million to the pile, But §t jayousness unill \he money co in, A prodent move, in the hint 1Al the merger may be dissolved and force the eity to sue the f ments for the tay e e judgment eavel up o iraine | very view of An seonomie uplifter In Chivage discoversd tan important truths by pulting her theories 16 & practioal tes Ahe found that 31 cents s Afictent for o day's fond, but s & wondertul sonamie Toree as & welght reducer To those o are overwelghied the discavery comes an & woessane of Jar. with the added advantage of ving within the reach of all the alfiieted Louis | Talk About Hughes Slgniticance of a Canvass. Brooklyn Kagle: A canvass of every state in the union made by The Fagle during the last week (0 determine the present sentiment regurding the repub. llean nomination for president reveals the following For Hughes, thirteen states. For Roosevelt, five states Vor favorite mons, ten states UUndetermined, twenty stutes Based on the telegraphic reporis to The Kagle the nomines of the republican national convention, pro- vided 1t were 1o be held tomorrow, would be Justice Charles Tvane Hughes, Although the latter wouly have a large block of dele he would not have wutficient to give him a majority of the convention. The undetermined states will settle the question s sentiment in them Adevelops Inter There will be a total of 1,076 votes in the republican convention. The Hughes states at the present time will have 190 votes. Only five states are returned ns Roonevelt centers at the present time and they will have ninety votes in the convention. This leaves 4 balance of 44 votes to be distributed after deducting the 480 pledged to fayorite sons The favorite won vote, by the way, s not regnrded sorio'mly. 1t Iu admitted that most of this wupport will go elsswhere after the complimentary vote han heen recorded Hughes an Good an Nominated, Honton Transeript (Washington Correspondence)’ Aw the situntion stands today, Charles ¥, Hughes I8 wn K004 an nominaied, This 18 the conclusion of some of the winest minds in Waghington, and it is borne of by thy paychology of the mtuation, The current suk westion that “we don’'t know where Hughes stands’ cuts very little tigure here in Washington, where the record of Justice Hukhes has been conned over with microscopes and been found at every point to testify of virllity und wisdom, Thess are the exact opposiies of wenkness and ignorance, which are among the lond g aualities of the adminiateation the republican candidute will be called on to opposs. The charke that Justice Hughew is "ot u good party man’’ beoauss he fought Willlam Burnes, Jr., In New York in about rdieulous e accusing him of being an infidel be- cuume he In n member of the Baptist church, My Harnes does not typity the republican party, He typl- flew & bossiwr In the republican party which Hughes fought and which must be eliminated if republican candidates are to command the support of pro gressives. In Washington at lenst bellef in the final triumph of the Hughes forces in the convention I nn entosted Ly the democratic oxpressions of delight on every hand over the ronaissance of Roosevelt gentl- ment. To be frank and brutal about it, the demo- crats wny they hope Foosevelt will be nominated, aa they belleve he would he the easiest man to beat, They fear Hughes would sweep the country like a whirls wind Sentiment of Middle W, Henry J. Allen, in ColMler's: 1t waws felt that Hughes Is the most avallabie, He was not involved in the factional auarrel. He has sald nothing to anger the hyphonated citizen, The lust time he appeared iipon the political horizon as governor of New York he weemed to be performing with distinguished abliity There ia still some discussion as to the propristy of his lenving the bench, but men no loiger ask if he would take the nomination, It in felt that he has minned too many good chunces (o #ay no, (o 1eave wny uneertainty upon that point. They are asking today what kind of & president he would make. Two months ako you could not get up an argument anywhere on that subject. The entire controversy was on the ques tlon as to whether he would accept the nomination, At that hour it was his by popular clamor. Now he I8 belng compared with Roosevelt on the merits of the situntion am they affect the natlon's need at an hour when the national life is menaced Thin unexpected development of the situation s too new to render propheay timely, The sentiment is per- focting tuelf and I belleve it will be several weoks be- tore it han renchod its final status in this section, This great thing has coms into the situation out here; there In u deep and honest desire on the part of probably u majority of the standpat leaders to nominate the man at Chicago who will make the beat prosident, "Thers will be discussions between the partisans of Hughes and Roosevelt as & matter of course, but it s belleved here that there will be no big fight in the Chicago convention over the presi- dent'al nomination, 1t will go either to Roosevelt or to Hughos, 1f we have war in Mexico or serfous Inter- nationnl difficulty elsewhere, the probability that If will ko to Roosevelt will be tremendously increaned. Teday n vote in the middle west would doubtiess give Mr. Hughes a majority of the active republicans. Growing Strength of Hughes. New York FEvening Post: We may be mighty cer- tain that all these progressive efforts to create doubt and susplelons in regard to Hughes are due to the fact that his eandidacy 1s seen to be growing In favor, It he wers only a remote possibliity at Chlcago, the colonel would not waste a dart upon him. But |f Hughes presents himself to Incrensing numbers of re- publicans in all parts of the country as the man who bids fairest at once to unite the party and to win the election, then, of course, something has to be done ahovt It, He must be discredited and got out of the wAy. No Lrother near the throne can be borne by elther Turkish or progressive sultans, Meanwhile, it 18 Intaresting to note the consensus of the Washington correpondenta on two polnts. One i that Judge Hughes 18 not to be driven from his silence or shaken in his equanimity by the explosions which are being wot off. The other Is that the moat steady and angaci ous and influential republican leadsrs are not offering thelr nocks for the colonel to set his heel upon People and Events ute in Detroit shows ocon. ing Up human tendencies of pumpkin ple 1 An uplifter of some re slderable perspieacity in He maintaing that the popularity due to the absence of a lid In a will contest In Philadelphia, involving an es (Ate of 100,000, testimony waa offered that the tes tntorg Washington 1. Shore, drank twenty-four quarts of beer and two quarts of whisky & day. How long ho kept at It 1a not stated, but the record s admitted to be the top notoh of Quaker City thir orestry authoritiea of Massachuset have aban doned hope of saving the chestnut tress of the state In the Bay state and clsewhers in the st the ohest nut bark disease ia admittedly irvesiatible in (e prog ress and destruction of (he trees 1a only & matter of e, unleas unforeseen conditions come 1o the rescue The rallroad yarda of Peorta, 1L, are net very Ylensive, but have enough curves to enable & rallroad N te mAIAIn & relay of three wives and keep the woret Unfortunately for him & train sccident snded Wia career And Drought the (hise widows togwther at the mers The oourta will, have 1o settle who's Homa sposinl features planned in connsetion with the to retifioation mesting st B Tauis wa rant ge of the trip Wur instance, the hand some advance guard of suffrags witl be thars, dresand I owhite and careying yellow wmbeelias In this fe e Barh the wosmen will line Ihe walka arcund ention hall The deles wha dessn't surrender | advertises & heart of flinl Senator Mmool puts forward & soultul appeal for | greater preparednses in Amerioan Niivhans. 14 b A ve enolnim Wil 18 wioked In he sight od 18 have (he predugts of the farm S L aeions by powr couking Tens of \housands of howes | are wrecked by holplees and lEnerant housssenpers and ihe Amerioan garbage cah s the fatiesl In al the world © Well. what are you geing 1o d0 abeut it . suttvagiots, quoted by (e Hioraid, seutt . anaertl v ot the short shirt a8 hmmoral 1s Pobhiah, sald one bachelor mald WhAL 18 (here \w L AL 1L Just because skiy 1 A ey ahew anes demat Well supposs they de' Bverybed NHAWA Be have legel My shints are A shect s | e want tham and | 1ad theim vary serviosahis W walk and movemant fua Ahe Ahart akint \n & Bleasing frandam i wue n oiher hinas of lits The Pees effer: Date of Tarlff Enactment. ORLEANS, Neb,, April 11.—~To the ¥d- itor of The Bee: In order to settle a dis- pute will you state through the columns of The Bee when the present tariff law went into effect? A. BUBSCRIBER. | Ans.~Tarlff act became a luw October 4, 1913, but some parts of it did not go into effect until later dates specified in the mct Ake and Offiee, BOUTH AUBUKN, Neb., April 1L~To the Kditor of The Bee The announce- ment of Mr. Root's candidacy for the re- publican presidential nomination has al- rendy culled forth n few deniuls of his avallability on the ground of uge. While Mr. presidency, 1 resent any rejection of s young or old. Ploneer 1fd, industry and business have u tendency Lo wear ot “n age when certain professions conrel him as simost & youngster. Ake Iy cor- tainly a consideration, but it Is not the only one, nor the most young man may be reactionary and grow aw was trus of Glad fmportant, A oourt In recont years have muccumbed to A strain under which the briskly down Pennsylvania avenus, o who has heard ono of his recent wall- voloed and cogent arguments, the connac. tion of any iden of physioal decadence with Mr. Root seemes a bit ridiculous The Knglish have naver been afrald to high office. Pitt and Hadstons, prime mintsters In thelr twenties and elghties, rewpactivaly, will ocour 1o ail, The duke of Wellington was premier for five years | After he wan 72, and lived wix years after he resigned. Palmerton began his Iast sx-yenr torm at 76, Disrnell was pre- mler for six yeurs after 10, und was atll a brilfant and powerful statesman during the years that followed. (ladutons had u torm of presidential duration after 71, took another turn at the office ut 7, had three years more as prime minist he wan 82 and was notive for three yoars after that, In American history John Adams, Jef- foraon, John Quiney Adams, Jackson and Franklin, to mention enly a few, could huve taken office al Mr, finished the term with time to spare ident, but If he has the necessary quall- fleations of brain and body he should not be barred from consideration becauss of the almanac's edict JOUN HANNA The Distribution in ng On, PLATTSMOUTH, Neb,, April 12.-To the Hditor of The Bee: Your slips with the | name of Charles 15, Hughes should be printed and distributed all over the staty of Nebraska, so the voters could write in the name correctly on the ballots, A VOTER, Bryan's Latest Paramount, OXPORD, Neb, April 12~To the Pd- ftor of The Bee: | had the pleasure re cently to hear Mr, Bryan deliver his much advertised prohibition lecture, like all Mr, Brynn's talks It was interesting for its fine delivery, for its richness in appoul to prejudice and mympathy, and for ity dearth of any useful lnlnrml(lnn Imparted to his audience. While it had been ldvll‘lllad lo - vance the cause of the prohibition amend- ment it proved to be nothing but a po- Htieal tirade. As when hunting wild Keene years ngo In Wisconsin I used a horse to deceive the geess and get close to the flock, so Mr. Bryan uses prohibj- tion as a screen to his real purpose and to get near to the people. His volce at times was surcharged with childish spite, when he referred to Senator Hitcheock, and when he was clearing the path of Brother Charley to the executive man- slon, of Candidate Neville, the golden rule seemed to be forgotten, No pledge of loyalty to the conatitution, no promise of strict Inw-enforcement was to be ac- cepted or belleved coming from any other candidate than Brother Charley. In appealing for support as a delegate Hoot I not my firwt choles for the | | dent slocted, man based wolely on his ake, whether he | | of one u man and put bim in the scrap heap ut | old to be u radical, #tonw, and am Is probably true of Mr Root, Kven in the mutter of physical fit ness the old men mMuy excel, It Is u striking fact that seversl of the young oal Justices appolnted 10 the wupreme | over youthtul | | | Mr. Justice Olivar Wandell Holmens neems to thrive. To one who has seen the sprightly figure of Filhu Reot walking | put either youns men or old men into | | | | i alter [ | i Root's ake and | Mr, Root may not be desirable as pres- | to the national convention Mr. Bryan snid one could Judge of hia support to | the president from the facts that he gave support In 1913, sat for over two years at his right hand in the cabinet, and that | 1,000 yoars hence thelr names would be linked together on the pages of history It 18 hard to see any Proof hers, espe clally the history epiwode, an Villa's name might accidentally appear on the same pake. Although loyal, he wanted it known that Wilson's present forelgn di plomacy was harsh and wrong; his stand that our neutral rights should be main- tained at home and on the high seas wan docidedly wrong and liable to ket ua into war; his desire for better preparednoss | was not only wicked, but was probably caused by the munition and ship factories putting one over the president while he | waa hereft of Bryau's council Hpeaking of opposing prohibition twen. | ty-slx yoars ago Mr. Hryan sald; ‘It there are those hers who belleve 1 was wrong then, | want to tell you 1 will never do 1t again, no, never do it agal t there are those here who belleve | was fght then, 1T want to tell you how e \tlona have ehanked * The only logiesl snclusion was that Mr. Heyan in evep astingly right, wheiher for prohibition agAinst 1t 1o gave as A reason for ting agalnat prohibition that we then had the Slocumb Inw. il we albg have « ame lnw today, e sald the saloon | was now an outlaw. Why ¥ than | twentysin years & Wi atale laws | reo t the same today as then W true word plotures the mother wha st her bay (hee Arink, the wife " he el her husband, the orphaned Nildren bereft of & falher's eam, were | ahaws Wiocent suftersrs of (he Jomon drink. This was o strong and sl wrguinent Ageinel the traffie Wt would 1t net have been fust as good TR R ™ Ha tald the people aleahal & polson hal wan if efore he b It ot and sines why dd bet Me Bryan declare hie had bewn w on pro ibitlon, whd new wanied | e siend of Leying 1o wake peopls belisve diions had chansed instead of him it Why b b chmrge (hal wve o wppessd probihiinn telay waa Ihe Breweries without contess & N Wik shew 1y Ahels smploy ' Mok was made of Bruiher ha recelving tooidediy w W Re e e prowd of Ahal wel & hall we con clude he 18 owned by the breweries? Mr | Bryan made it plain that should prohibi | tion carry and Brother Charley be elected that the glory should go to the democratic party, he Intimated that not mourn if some of the wet democrats went over to the republicans, He never #ald & word about having made arranke ments with Jim the wet vote, nor did he have u word of praise for any republican candidate matter how strong he might be for pro hibition, In other words, Kko0d, but Brother Charley wans batter Mr, Bryan was Jjust as Inconsistent when he spoke of national preparedness He would abolish the navy, but he com mended the use of the navy ut Vers (ruz e would wipe out the army, but heartily commended the president for sending the army Into Mexico, Those who favored proparedness were hold up as cither dupes or in the employ of the munition facto riow, yot he wished his audience to be Jluve he waa desirous of sesing the presi Hed any other man recited Bryan's lecture without the absence ot or tittle,” few would have remuined to hear the end. Thus adver tining i proved to be a power both for kood and for evil A (. RANKIN and he would Mr, CHEERY CHAFF, A man fx ne old us he fecls, auoted the Parlor Philosopher And n wornan in wa old as her phote Kiuph taken wbout fiftesn years g, wdded the Mere Man —Judge Judge—You let the burklar ko 1o arree un automobll Policeman wiud adds 1o the burglar goes to prison, e 1o pay for his keep Yom. The nutolet pays u fine o remourcen of the siate and the state 1Afe “herhnps It In Just s well that wive do not aiways know how hushunds di bigwo thair funds How now My wite would have n fit If sha knew 1 spent my 16 centa’ lunch monsy for u sundwich and A lo-cent clgar,” - Loulsville Courler-Journal /' uw you out In your new car yes | terda “id 1 look 1ike a motorist?" “Well, ne, You had an nir of e lpflnl"l”lly that gave you away, but that will disappenr in time.” ~Birmingham Age Hernda, "“Falking mbout the total )nnalm,nlh things depravity of Just nx we .u",.mmm. n roud hotel with a big sign, "®eu Food » Kpeclalit our wito hernt turtle Beltimore American turned Mrs. Exo-1 do wish my hushand would kot out of the stock market, Hin muni ton stockn sumped wo badly paced vup and down the room all night wondering what to do Mr, Wye—Walked the floor with war bables, eh7—Boston Transcript Innt hin Jones and his wifs were seated al (e Aining room table perusing the eyvenins papers when the door bell rang. Jones nrome to answer jt. when his wife sald "Lt me hide those umbrellns before you let them in.' “Why, do you think somebody will stea! them?" auked Jon: “No," " replied the might recognize them,'” mh: “Bome one ~Now York Times, | Chlca.go Day Express stead of Des \llnnv R, 816 A, m, Por ROCK' Island Mation Duhlman to look after | prohibition was | that ne | are pmuvnd by the Depositors’ Guar- antes Fund of the State of Nebraska Important Change in Time Rock Island Lines Effective April 12th, Will leave at 6:00 a. m, In 03 a. m. making loeal stops between Omaha and Ohicago-Nebraska Limited for Chicago at 6:08 p, m, and to arrive from Chicago at Carries Tri.City sleeper, which ents Roek Island for occupaney until 7:00 a, m further Iekeat Office, J. 8. McNally, D. P, A, 14th and Farmam, W O, W Clinton Scollard, in Judge Bvivia must have s bonnet What shall the creation be Nuught, with rainbow ribbons on if, Were too “sweet’ for such as she For Lier eyen ars wells of wonder That the vernal violets share Or blue hyacinths blooming under— Undernesth her erocus hair! #ylvia must huve & bonnet Wrought of such mysterious things That nor soaring song nor sonnet Can describe, hows'sr it sinks! For her cheskn have happy hints of April skies, cre comes the gloom, And her lips have romy tintw of Dyooping apple-boughs in bloom. Sylvia must have a bonnet, One to wear on Kawter day That shall fill, when she shall don it, Other majdens with dismay! For my Kylvin is the rarest Damael that | ever knew, And 1I'd have her shine the fairest When ahe walke the avenue —621 residents of Nebraska registered at Hotel Astor during the past year, Single Room, without bath, $a.00 o §3.00 Double « §3.00 to §400 Single Pooms, with bath, l;oo to §6.00 Double f400 0 7.00 Parlor, Bod:nom and bath, F10.00 o 1400 TIMES SQUARE At Broadway, 44th to ,uh Streets— the center of New York's social and business activities, In close proximity to all railway terminals, % paid on Time Certificar All deposits in the ANK o Harney TATI" 10th MAHA Strests Commercial Accounts Invited Bafety Deposit Boxes, $300 a yoar and np pad on Savings Accounts , l It’s always ready for you at the \ druggist’s. the family is entirely out of Orlyon's PERFECT Dental Cream A Standard Ethical Dentifrice Bend 2c stamp today for a generous trial package of either Dr, Lyon's Perfect Dental Cream or Tooth Powder. L W.Lyon & Sons, Inc., 577 W, 27th 8t., N. Y. 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