Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 13, 1915, Page 6

| THE OMAHA DAILY BEE Bt s POUNDED BY KD\ n(‘srwnrk VICTOR ROSFE 'Dl'l'fl“. The Bee Publishing omnnn) _Proprietor. ‘RI BU ILDIMI rAl\nl AND SEVE \‘n, By carrier By mall PO YeAr. and Sunday.. X b without _ Sun “n and & g_without Sunday nday Bee only.... D, md potice of Change of address or com ) of ‘|n ulatioh .fll.fl;y in delivery to Omaha Bee, L o4 in DA Checks. excapt on Omaba and ea Omaha-The B Fouth ;)m-h-— ng € o—!" Hearst Ruil New Yort-Room 1105, 8% St Tovie M New Bank of Comme ashington—T% Fourteenth St., N. CORRBEPONDENCE Adress commounications relating to news -T‘! edi- orie]l matter to Omaba Bee, Nditorie! - R SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 54,663 State of Nehraska, Count of Douglus, se: Borah on Tariff Revision. With the convietion growing that the cerwood tariff will have to be more or less re vised in the coming congress, the views of Sena tor Borah made public In New York the other Un ¢ey may he taken to foreshadow the demand he will voice for his constituents. “It s my be- Lief,” he says, “that reasonable readjustment of | the tariff on what now may be practically a rev- enue basis, together with a readjustment of the fneome tax, will not aonly take care of adequate vieasures for national defense, but emable us o1s0 to ellminate the ‘war tax’ which is a nul- | tance. We were ecollecting about $50,000,000 on sugar, and about $28,000,000 on wool. Those two items alone indicate what a tremendous ad- vantage there could be in raising revenue by ¢imply overhauling the Underwood bill, I think the tariff on sugar will certainly be retained There 1s no possible argument against it, and it | fa just as feasible to put back the tariff on wool. ‘'he great ery for ‘fres wool' was predieated on | the assumption that by taking the tariff off wool, you were going to make clothes cheaper. \s a matter of fact, the theory has not worked ont in practice. The consumer cannot get his clothes any cheaper today than he could when wool was heavily taxed.” Sénator Borah, coming from Idaho, repre- cnte the intermountaln territory, which fw cepecially interested in wool growing and beet sugar, but the changes he proposes in the wool : ight Wil i Yop manager of The Heo ; r-um'u'n'un comgeny, ooiss doly -\:or:é ways that 182 | and sugar sehedules—good In fheir way—will AL Ery irvuition Yor the month of Septemblr, Lot meet the whole situation, for other indus- 'Holfl‘ WILLIAME, Clreulation Manager. | trles exposed to ruinous competition by the ! Subscrived u‘nn . u‘ul aworn to before me, "o ¢ o o BERT HUNTER, Notary Public Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad- dress will be changed as often as requested. * Ootober 13 Thought for the Day Selected by Alice Ce Thoughts, wwapressed may ort:n full buck drud, But , Bim can’t kil them when they | | W | S The Bee repeats its admonition to auto rpeeders: S———————— Advertising does {he business! vorld series gate recelpts. 4 M«nm last and all the time!™ Iy Slow up! Look at the % fke only sentiment for all real Americans. it b 4 water rates that was promised us by way of the columns of a Lincoln nowspaper? — 1t anyone who is not financially interested fuvors retaining the street fair part of the f uvities he I- not speaking up very londly. ————— "quum; befors the law’ must remain a ruuh sontiment so long as speed maniacs tqq.luon and imperil lves of pedes- B i o8 firclln 1 b Ao W o _hits the toboggan again. ‘in that locality so long as the target for heavy ar- S — puu. if the soclal science department of the \mn club covets & fine winter's job, cen- ag and chaperoning dances mll the pro- _ gram and some over. te——— Why should “Billy" be summaned to preach " his sermon on “Booze” in Couneil Bluffs, which | i already decreed to go dry January 1, along Mh the rest of Towa? “ | e | 1f Carranza maintains himselt, our old triend ‘Met"” shounld come in for “gomething just as 'good” as he had while he was down at Panama ~—at least we hope so. The Bee invites the other newspapers ~ to join fn urging the Ak-Sar- governors to _cut out the street fair and substitute something mhb.ill does not have to apologize for. — 'll old Christopher Columbus had not discov- ca on that fateful October day there 7 bave been no part of the world free now "ffi the ravages of this terrible European war. e B | “Benevolent neutrality,” as interpreted in the ~ Dalkans, depends on the quantity and quality of the benevolence which buttresses neutrality. n ‘0""" the benevolence of the larger part- g —— , “Peuce can be rebullt,” says the preaident, “unly upon accepted principles of international luw.” The general impreesion, however, ig that this war is being fought out to establish some Rew principles of internationnl law. A Chicago man who claims to be the father fl mothers’ pensions declares Omaha the only 19 ”4' the country which pays these gllowances ~ in store orders instead of money. That's where Be Is mistaken, for the same practice fe pursued # Lincoln, f nowhere else. Whethér it ix or i not the proper way, is another guestion. e county convontici e democrat wis called to ;-qn”-v John A. W &8 counly chairman, and n. The work was cou- m - ;ulo delogation, delivery system is provipg falily suoe Postmastor Coutant. “On Ssturday we had fi- Iargest nuimber yet deliversd, twenty-tive, but verage i n-m fifteon. We lave two special boys, but, of course, can’t keep them Lusy thme." " 4. 3. Points is the bappy father of a bouncing boy. > L. Paxton has been appointed by Goyer- 10 attend the cattle growers' next month. d'-u' of the Department of the at Bt. Louis, Is the guest n.w vypfi Omaba Boy snd formerly , but now of Rapid City, s um or three wecks, rith, hos areanged u pro flrat snniversary pest Mondy) 1. Oberfelder, Rabhl Len- magical numoess by Mige Yo h I tection P ‘Well, what abount that further reduction in | M. Michagls, Mre 8 gots and CA i U nderwood tariff will algo be entitled to pro- azainst a European Invasion of cheap Inbor goods as soon as peace conditions are re- | wtored. The coming session of congress will have to correct the flagrani mistakes of the demoeratic tariff law at once in order to safe- | pruard the revenue, but nothing but further re- casting will make it fit the new conditions. For this purpose, in our judgment, we Wwill yet have some kind of an expert and non-political board that will provide the necessary barsis for a scien- tifie tariff. Another Note on the Frye Case. In accedlng to the German request for arbi- tration of certain points involved in the Frye casp, the United States is but exemplifying its faith in the principle for which it has contended, that of peaceable adjustment of international Aifficulties, | ! position of vessels partially loaded with contra- | | bund, whether the objectionable portion of the | vurgo 18 to be removed and the vessel allowed tn proceed, or if the intercepting commander is Justified ip sinking the carrier. This Is impor- tant at this time, for the reason that both sides 0 the war have declared absolute contraband what was first considered hut conditional con- | traband. For this reason the point carries with 1l the whole procedure of the snbmarine as a commerce regulator. The case is to be handled by two experts, one selected by each party, and | without an umpire, and its outcome should be of great service, for the future as well as for the present. Is Ostracism the Remedy! President Wilson gives further ovidence of bis “single track” mind in his advice that we ostpacize those natives of Europe, now citizens of this country, who still hold affection for the land of their birth. If we begin this, how long will it be until our soclety is broken up into groups of varying grades of sentiment concern- ing the war? It is possible for a foreign-born citizen to be loyal to the United States and yet to retain some Interest in the fortunes of his nstive land. This does not imply disloyalty, wnd ought not to subject any individual to in- convenlence. One peculiar fact, very noticeable in this connection, is that those who have been most annoying as champions of one or the other of the belligerents are natives of this country, descendants of foreign-born parénts, We ought to have a better way of teaching them their duty us Americans than Ly withdrawing from inter- course with them. . In passing this point it may not be amiss to call attention to the guestionable propriety ot Fostmaster General Burleson's order concerning {he mailing of certain matter. This Is the more impressive just now because it ig but a short time sjnce the postmaster general declined to interfere with the mailing of & publication whicn gives offense to a very large section of our eiti- zenship. Some mighty fine hair-splitting being done in Washington these days. —— “Armed Neutrality” for Greece, Having announced adherence for the present t a policy of “armed neutrality,” the active expected at any time, ing his public statement, says the soul of Greece is opposed to Bulgaria; that Bulgaria's triumph méana the death of Hellenism. This language would seem to admit but one interpretation, and | indicatés that Vemexzllos knew what he was about. The king, Danish prince by birth and brother-in-law to the German émperor, may not be any more willlng to support the plan of the present than he did of the former premier, yet it the ministry represents the sentiment of the people, how will the king act to turn them from thelr purpose? The Allles continue landing roops daily at Saloniki, and these are to beé used in checking the Bulgarian movementd against Serbla, which also includes something of a wenace to Greece. The presence of the Hellenes on the battle line is imminent, —————e The camp of the suffragettes in New Jersey | repounds with joyous welcomes to the adminis- tration recruits. At the same time a joy-killer breaks upon the sceme, brandishing a hammer, It consists of ¢ Dit of ancient history showing that Jersey women were granted suffrage a cen- tury age and were so delighted with the privilege that some of them voted as mueh as six times at one election. Naturally, the men were fright- cned and b mv repealed the franchise. The uuuon has no' bearing on political conditions nowadays. Progress has been made in most sections of the union. Indiana and Texas are the main survivala of the voting industry to which the joy-killer directs the hammer, — Au Obio court and jury 'is about to pass upon the guestion whether 4 college is liable far | demages for fatal injuries inflicted by hazers | , oo a fellow student, The cige is the first of the | kind that hes come (o notice, and thn outcome. no doubi, will comand kecu u'tention lu college \ THE The division here is over the dis- | purticipation of Greece in the world war may be ! Premier Zaimis, in mak- ' BEK ‘ Postal Savings and War Postmaster Gen, Burleson in Harper's. = Substantially all deposita in postal savinge wystem tepresent the savings of wage-earners Who will not patronize privata institutions, but who have confidence in the government, This is particular true of forelgn-born patrons of the postal benk who natitute three-fifths of the depositors and who own per cent of the deposits torelgn-born residents of to remit their Many thousands of the the United States wers accustomed savings for safe-keeping to the ocountries whence they came, until the Furopean war put an abrujt end to this practice. On a large seale, the war di- accumulations 1o the American postal banks. An exceadingly large sum, therefore, which otherwise would have wone abroad, was kept in this ntry und released through the postal banks at a most* critical time to the uses of American com- | merce and Industry. The Buropean war has gives ! new and.convinelng evidence of the ecomomlc valto of the postal savinge system. During August the first month of the war, the net gain o savings exceeded $4,00000. During the f'acal | ended June %, last, the average monthly inc | of depokits at postal banks was $1.500,000, The tota) ! incrense of deposits for the w 22,200,847, verted these Today there are about 540,00 than $85,000,000 to their credit. Hince the war began 170,000 people have been added to the lasta of de positors, Every state made a substantial gain during the lnst fiseal year except North Dakota, which fell bohind alightly. The six atates recording the largeet Increases of deposits and the amounts gained by each follow: depositors with more New York $12,001,58% Niinois 1,855,311 Pennsylyania 1,143,279 Massachusetts 8,39 New Jorsey B9, T8 Michigan 781,751 The unprecedented increase 1a dlmctl) dve to po- cullar conditions caused by the war. | After other agencies falled, postal banks have ! mucceeded In overcoming the tendency of the im- | migrant either to hide his savings or send them abroad. Tt is conservatively estimated that at least half of the total sum now on deposit in the postal banks would have gone to Europe but for the facili- ties now afforded by the government. Here, then. 15 $34,000,000 cash made avallable to the business world of the United States which otherwise would have passed Into forelgn hands and foreign enterprimes. Of the remalining $34,000,000, practically all would have lain idle in dark and musty hiding places. The allegiance of the immigrant follows his ban! acoount; and now, in round numbers, 0,00 of them | ~gsome naturalized, some not naturalized—have put | their hard-won surplus of carnings, money obtained | for the mast part by hard labor, in the keeping ° the American government. They have become stock | holders in an American institution. Juat so long a the foreign element sends its surplus abroad, just so | long do its members plan to return to the various lands of their birth as soen as they have laid by o competence. If already a citizen of the United Btats the foreign-born resident who enters the postal savings system will guin & new and deeper sense of close relationahip with the land of his adop tion, and hence become a better citizen. If yot yet | # citizen, he will feel that the United States never- theless is his protector and friend; letce he will be the more disposed to think of this country as his country, and take out first papers Successful as it 1s, the postal suvings avsiem astill fulls short of conferring upon the public ite full | ossible benefit. An old man recently called the postmaster of Genesee, Idaho, to thé postal-savings winddw of that office and, pulling a large baking powder can from ome of his coat poc! he asked to make deposit in the Genesee postal bank. The postmaster noticed that the can felt heavy, but had no idea that it contained a large sum of money. After | counting, he found the contents amounted to 91,29 ) in gold and sfiver coln. The postmaster way com- pelled to sdvise this would-be depositor that he could nacaept only $100 for deposit during a calendar montl, | Thus in order to transfer the $1,300 that the bak- ing powder can into the custody of the United Btatep government and then into American trade and in- dustry, It was necessery that the man deposit at the vate of $19 & month until he had $500 to his creatt: | that he then put tha %00 into postal-savings bonds; and that he then repeat the process until the $1,20) | was abaorbed. The recent precautionary limitations of luw wero | adopted because the service was new (o this couns try, and it was thought best to gq slow. Now, low- ever, it is clear that the interest of the public will be | best werved by modifying the restrictiona. Hence the department now recommends that the maximun balance which mey be accepted be placed at 83,000 limiting interest-bearing accounts to §1.00. T think | it conservative to say that at least 383,000,060 in cur- rency is mow withheld from circylation because 'ty holders, owing to the restrictive regulations, have been ungble to take full advantage of the postal savings system. One of the gratifying results of four years' ex- perience in postal banking lles In the fyct that the appiehension at the outget that the new system would draw large sums from business uses hag been ly disdipated. Those who at one time fearod stem are no longer hostile, but on the contrary | are friend’y Twice Told Tales Speaking Softly, | A Virginia farmer was diiving w ref actary vow | down the road, and cow gnd driver camg to a cross- road. The man wanted the cow to go stralght ahead, but the cow plcked out the croasroad. A colored man wes doming slong the crossroad. “Hald her off! Hald her off!" yelled the driver. The colored man jumpéd about the road and waved | his arms, The cow proceeded calmly on her way. | “Haid her off! Hald her off!” velled the drive | s trying ter!" replied the colorod man “Speak to her! Speak to her, and she'll stop!” } “Good mawnin,' cow—geod Mmawnin'!" uld the other politely.~Pittsburgh Chronicle. | ! His Best Advice. & | The following story is told of a well kuown ad voen When Genérdl Back was a younz lawyer &« man was arralgned for murder and had no eoun- sel “Mr. Beck,” sald the presiding judge, “tale the | prisoner into that room at the rear of the court, hear { his story and give him tho best advice you can.’ Agcordingly Beck disappeared with the prisone and in alane. “Whete is the prisoner:” a “Well," replled Heck, slowly and then 1 gidve him the bast ad ‘Prisoner, 1t 1 were you I'd get and make tracks. e slid dow the last I saw of him he was fence half & mile awa Lalf an hour's time retuined into wed the judge “I heard bis atory e 1 could. 1 spid: hington Star, Tmproving Shakespeare. A member of the business statf of Kooe:t Mante tor, tells of a conversation he overhearda "y on the occasion of Mr. Mantell's production of “Hamiet" In & western town. “Oh, Ha tald the young wemun. *1 think an awful shame to drown Ophelia and kil Hamiet They ought to have Leen married.” Whereupon Harry heaved a sigh and looked earn estly at his companion. “I ain't great on tragedy,” gald he, “Dut that's ! how 1 should fix it." 5 1 Uncle Mose aspired to the elective office of jus- tice of the pemce iIn the “black bottam' part of town. Ome btar there was to his preferment; he vould neither read nor write Tis master adviséd m to go to the commizsioner of slections and a whetber he was eligidle. Mose went up. returned. | “That ¢l he el you, Meose?" inquired the mus- | tor “Its all right, sah, acswered More. wun settingly was kipd: ¥ was illewible fo' dat office. Liternlly Speaking. I \ \ OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1915. { of The | the composer, T wonder if he has aw ! Sunday. | of The Bee: We surely road with much | that each one of us is a little body *justitied in merrying a certain person. | dispeaition than thelr | to any | meates all. | any party to advertisé its special inter- | not & place to propagandise woman sut- | dize any political party's interest. The The Heed 7 : The Popularity Factor in Masio. | EOUTH SIDE, Oet. 12~To the Paitor | Bee: R C. B. seems very much | annoycd by the singing at the Taberoacle. | 1 am torry Wis ears are so sensitive, but I | foar very mich it fs not his ears, but his | own conscjence that hurts most. ! The Doston Symphony orchestra was very good and I hepe he went to hear i 1 'nyself can appreciate good music ke that, but was there any nesssge to the soul to be better yourself and te help others tb be better apiritually? 8o long am there is such a beautiful lesson in the song. what is the muste? Maybe If ho appliea the leeson to him pelf he might be able to “Rrighten the Cotner” where he s, inctend of fnding ‘fault with someone who I¢ and is sue ceeding very well, People @o not eare how outlandish yome things are, just so they take with genersl pubic and you camnot “Brighten the Corner” outlandish by meane, and it certainly takeg. And as far as casting any shadows on o any lLiéarg any of his othcr songs which ar | many and are &ll verv pretty? MEMBER OF CHOIR 1 Sanday's Ploture of Hell, FREMONT, Neb,, Oet. 11,<To the Edi- tor of The Bee: The Bible, the book that Mr. Sunday appears to think so much of, says that the “day of a man's death is better than that of his birth.” 1 be. l lieve this quotation is the words of in- | apiration. This should be evidencs | enough to shut out Brother Sunday's hell, | for surely fo continue this life, even the | very worst of it, would be far better than that crasy doetrine of an endless place of torment The wages of sin is death; this death penalty is the only one given in His word and this has a promise that forever puts to sllence Mr. Sunday suit, hell. I want to submit thiz proposition to Mr. | | and his strong He takes pleasure in ridiculing peaple who think it best to know some- thing about what they are to belleve. Where have we any promise of reward for faith that has falsehood for founda- tion. What does he think of sand for foundation to bulld on. Here is the ma- terfal for his buliding and every word of it is the work of the onemy: The immortal soul. The suved to heaven.at death The cthers into hell, Knd of probation at death. | P. H. WINTERSTE Now Will You He Good? | GENOA, Neb, Oct. 0.~To the Editor | ~ee e glee the last letter of V. A. Bradshaw. | He now begins to wake up to the fact | that the traveling men ave a little better and wholé lot smarter than he is, and | now he is trying to pull in his horns by apologizing. Hereaftor 1 think he will eep his opinions to himself, if he hae Boobs, mytts, soreheads, know-it- any alle, and smart Alecs are not in the same class with the travelilng men, For all our up-to-date hotels, trains, raliroads and all our modern improvements, we owe thanks to the knights of the grip. R 8 N Kuew Your Owsn Pepsonality, GRAND ISLAND, Neb., Oet. 12.-~To the Editor of The Bee: One department of i the varlous papers has always interssted me and that is the questions asked Wnd the anewers given in the same column. These questicns relate to love, etc. Do the peaple who ask these auestions realize of forces called personality, that each one acts or thinks according to these “forees "’ To fllustrate, one question asked recently Was aboul wig imonial agencies, would they be O, K.?INow the person to whom that question was asked will answer thus: If conservative, strictly modest, ete, no, oh, no; it not, the answer will be largely affirmative, Yet, no matter how the persan would advise, the person to whom the advice would be given iw really the ope to find out the truth. On hip or hef persopality would depend the #uccess or fallure. Sunvage yyu ask me If T think u are Obh, do I who never met you per¢eive your inner self? Cen I read your person- ality? No wander tho Bible saya “‘Work qut your own salvition with fear and trembling.” “Your own?’ Why? Bocause to every on: else yau are a stranger. People who ask questions should realize that 3o two people have the same experi- ente. What I sutfer and hate, you might enjoy. Knew your cwn personality, Think, realise wWhether you should or should not marry & men depends on you,.no ope else can decide for you, since you glone knew the dark broodinks of vcur hesrt Nevartholess the auestioners afford o very fine paychological study, as we see how they think that the world is ruled hy universal copsclation; one person can decide fcr others, l)l‘nc!rnt' their heart aud search thelr motives, Here's té& the Wut golvers,” but nloasc let the ques- tioners know that thcy have a different “teachiers” and the conect and only solution of thalr ques- tipn lies' in thempelvep. CLARENCE W. KELSO. Stebbius Sounds an Alarm. NORTH PLATTE, ) Oct, 11.—To the Editor of The Bee: From a report of the Farmers' congress recently held in Omaha, it appedrs that the sage of Siiver Oreek did wot approve of the woman suffrage plank of the resolutionsa, claim ing that it was no part of farming. No much so good for Wooster. Passiag micy: | matters of ontertainment, we ocome to | the prithe purpose of the Omaha farmers congress, the endorsement of Wilson's | democratic administration, which was meported upanimous. The query Row comes up, are all the farmers in Ne- brasks democrats, or wero only demo- eraty invited to the congress? The great comman people of this coun- try have become iIndifferent to party af- fMiation. They recognise what ia tarmed the “inviaible goverment,' is not confined one particular pa-ty. but per- They also recognize that the by taking advantage of being in power ests, does not contributs to the merit of such party. If a fammers’ congress was frage—eure it is not & place to propagan- people should get wise to this trick re- Sardiess of the party that performs it Democracy is & principle—the antipode of aristocracy—not a party. The democ- racy of Jefferson, and the republicanism of Lincoln are one significence of op- position of aristocracsy. Regurdiess of presept party contention to amuse public, thére sye three basic principles | of & properous people in this age of civ. | iitpation. L The land upon Which Lo submist—this | system, stem, which the demacratic party have | wpent threa years to minterialiss, outside | | directors any includes labor and Its producta 2 Means ,of transportation of comm>a ities A The medium of exchange valués thiz we call money., Whoever owns oné of theme three conmtrole the other two, and whoever owns the three holds the nation In slaver; 1 do mot propose here to eujogize eriticise uny party, der conalderation they must be mei- tioneu. Barring ror want ef space a con- sideration of the United States banking we come to the fedepal reserve of the time ther apemt on the tariff and other nonsense. The federal reserve syr tem has placed the commearce and In- @ustry of this nation In control of weven No person or parties can do estended amount of business with- out the's corsent. They can carry on the war in Europe indefinitely without a dol- lar of lawful me They con comtrol Wit other international alllamces, tiha | tomnerce of the world om the ualimited ! eredit of this gevernme But the far mer whose labor mupp the systers cannot borrow a dellar from it to mave himself from bankruptey Wake up, you farmers! Send samne farmers to congress, If they have te go on foot. and have to carry a shotgun to de- fend the farmers' Interes’. Wilson will #oon have to call a kindergarten school, and Bryan has gone to sleap in the ‘igan- tle lfe Somebody has got to “got there!”” Tha system that le in opsration | will drift this nation to intermational despotiam unless the farmera arouse themselves before It js aternally too late Martial law once declared to dominate civil strife, and your oppertunities A= at an end. LUCIEN STRBBINS IKE WALTONS PRAYER, Jumes Whitcoml crave, dear Lord, N» Bovndiess hoard Of xold and gear, Nor jewels fine, Nor land nor kine, Nor treasure-heaps of anything — Let but a little hut be mine ‘Where at the hearthetone I may hear The_crieket sing, And have the shine Of one glad woman's eves to mgke, For_my poor sake, Our simple home a place divine,— Just the wee cot—the cricket's chirr— Love, and the smiling face of he! Ritey I pray not that Men trembie at wer of place e €8 g T e only pray for almple grgce To look my peighbor in the ' Full honestly from day { - Tield me his Horny palm to holz And T'll not pray r gnld;— The tanned face. garlanded with mirth, it hath the mul ost smile on eart! The swart brow, dixmonded with eweat, Tath never nnc of coronet. unl 8 1 reach Dear Lord to Thee, 4 And do beseech Thou givest me The wee cot, nnd the o Love, and the glad sweet face of TOLD IN FUN. said little Mabel, her *'Mother,"" “do mie- sionaries go to heaven' “Why, of course, dear, mother a T 't b Jitsle " 1 nsiated “if & cannibal' eats a he have to go, wonm't ler—New York Evening Post. “Well, what do vou Dropnes to to -fmcx us with?' {nqui the of the Plunkville uoun “East Lynne." Don't do_it. This section hll hl enough rainfell, ¢ dl come any more —louhvllh Courjer-Journal. i “‘Mother,"” said '.Ie ""” ml'“thlnl' Ve ,Ddll s o T think " 1 hld T e B A R ' Practical Old P\(lleh-wh.\‘ don’t you get out and hustle for clients? Lawyér Son—But the dignity of my profession. sir ;‘i P. O. F.—Shucks! You ain't goln' to 100k very dignified dodgin' creditors, are you?—Boston Transcript, “Truth, sir,” ealdl the pompuus. sén- tentious ‘writer, “lies at the bottom &% well. “That may be,” rejoined his llstener, “but you may be sure it's nolL your inkwell."" —~Baltimore American. She—Was Algernon W:n- on the foot ; o w! m he wa, ? Ho} o sy not! !lq never even norve to home!-- Judge. rs. Reed—Wh; Knthlfln'. how do | ;i \":ul '::;? a muh-n‘ t("’” o cat Y fi A oo Goodness, | yes! . T've m ree nnd let two of them go.— on nseript. i auuened i ther, “‘be | flm&ma‘"m at 4 thi mosn_to g‘ your hath before you go lo the Jones ,“mother,” protested the lad, " don't meed a bath for that. oy ‘sald it wha to be miost infermsl."—Harper’ JRemembr what our unt un.d uu. wenry, our undrilled warrio r pared soldlers, did at Bulktr Hll I t“qu the orator, SUhetehi cried Dinks anthusss tically. from the reas of thé hall. “The; got licked!"--Bowton Transcript. Chatty elghbor—1 suppose you don't | stand jor any war geguments among | your hoarde Boarding - hhul' Mistress~Ob, ve3, You #oe. our biggesl eater géts 80 luterested | that he forgets to eat and our next big- g98t cater getn so mad that he ledves BeR8ra"the Bicml 18 half cover.—Puc $Madam, yeu ave i Jittle run down You need frequent baths and plenty of — but as parties are un- | Irnh alr, and 1 advise you to dress in ,m- coolert, most comfortable clothes: nothing stiff or formal When the woman got home this 18 how [ she rendereq to her husband the advice given to her by t octer “He saye 1 must «o to the seashore { do plenty of motoring And get some new | summier gowns.”—Philadelphia Times BIG IMPROVEMENT CAUS ES SURPRISE Bays She Is So Happy She Wants Whole World to Know of Her Case. ) “I am ®o lhappy,” Mrs. Emma Henle #aid to neighbors recently when telling them of the wonderful results accow | plished by Tanlae, the premier prepar- 'ation that ie now being introduced into Omaha and vieinity. “1 feel like a different woman,” Mre Henle continued. “For years I suffered with kidney trouble and rheumatism until I was almoet distracted. At times the pain was so severe that it was al- most uynendurable. 1 had no appetite w*d was unable to sleep more than a | few minutes at a time at night. 1 loat | Nloen and atreneth steadily and my friends bscame alarmed over my con dition, | "I decided to try Tanlac, but must |say I d41d wo with great misgivings, as | T had tried so many medicines without being bencfited. Much to my surprise, I noticed a marked improvement in my | condition after taking a few doses ol Tanlac. In a few days my appetite had { tmproved and 1 was able to eat almost { any kind of food with the greatest rel- ish, The pain disappeared as if by magi and 1 feel botter and stronger each day T no longer mm restless at night, bus slesp as peacefully as a baby and feel refreshed and bright when I arise in thé morning. “I am so happy that I want all the worli to kuow of my case and to know what Tanlac did for' me. I am more than glad to recommend this medicine 16 all my friends, and to all others who suffer as 1 suffered for years.' Mrs, Henle's case is typleal of thous- ands of others who have recently taken Tanlac with the most satisfying results. Tanlac' is now belng distributed in | Omaha through Sherman & McConnell Drug company’'s stores. Demonstration at the 16th and Dodge street store—Ad- vartisement, WATCHES ON CREDIT ere is real joy in genuine diamond oy Uno w.xcn 1€ you walt until you can pay al l e amo we require of any one In order to open a charge account is plain, old-fashionei honesty, Every- thing strietly confidential .ola Lo tis “Perfection” %z = ~ LaVal- llm fine solid set with uine perfect cut brildant Dia- black s Dia- prong center, 3 Wo, mond Hlnly muln. p.-r “ng lollll““MI lna! 'l‘l ®_Month. LADIES' SOLID GOLD Mo. 81-Thix picture shows the exact sige of the dal i lw'l‘x o ateh are affering. Kigin move- ment, with awivel | | |9F1"|s e BROSE COL 1553 400 &, 1o m. All Wom a corrective, occasionally, t whlchl b the cause of so much sick headache, en Need right a disordered stomach, nervous- ness and sleepless nighte. Quick relief irom stomach troubles is assured by promptly taking a dose or two of Beecham’s Pills these organs, leave po d d bowels, assisti lnd and t.hom In A health; mdhhn. These mplll:un:- vqu-hle n composition tnere.,on' harmless, ~effects and are nat habit A box of Bescham's Pills in the house § rotecH mwuuwhhunndbymh’m:.: iy g 13 laye the For Better Health ' D T . { 1