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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE| e, e FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. | VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Bee 'uhllot_n_m _Company, Propristor. BEE BUILDING, FARNAM AND REVENTOENTH, | f—— et et i om s | Hntered ot Omahe povteffice as second-cias matier. | TERMS OF a80RSCHRIPTION T By carrier ] By mal | and Sunday. ... without _ Supday . Suncay of addsidn or Aampiainte ol W Omaha Rer, Clrediation net! ml‘”“ in @sliv e | TTFANCE, | ! { i { H PO or poRtal or‘ov' Onl: l::‘ stamps e i in payment - counts, P\ nr‘ ot !l?(‘ on (m\lgl 4nd castern exchange. g e —————— — . OFFI( BN ! he-The Beg Hullding | th Omahe—Wie N #ffect | meil Blufinal Hefth Main street. | Jithe Fru nre) n- el .lfimn-r‘? Fank neton—1 r1aent CORAPAPONDENCE uniea i gt ey ARON g e et s . At # e et AUVGUNT GHICLLATION, | 53,993 § [t | { f1h avenus R, Publishing com . ing dul g that Averag "firutlon for the ‘montn of “AUKUM. the month of HT WILLIAME, Cifculation Manager e PR v o | Nutaty Public. | Bubscribers leaving the city temporarily | #hould have The Hee mailed to them. Ad- dress will be changed as often As Fequésted. .- - : Hven the world seties is having a tough time of it this season; 5, aworn fo | | | | that (he typewriter batlerlen are doing wremt execution 1h the Harmony trénches Viewed from any point of the compass, Sep- tember weather 18 the most energotio booster of cptimist that ever struek the corn beit, 1aly has placed cotton on the contrabund I'st. 'THe American cotton grower need not worry 80 lefig as Uncle Sam banks the crop. 15 4 possible Mayor “Jim'* and “Billy” Sun- cay coild Bave been the InfAfits suftg about by “Little Bittercup” who “mixes thosé bables up?” H . If UMf hall service does not improve after Y the cofdial hospitality Omaha has been extend- ing the 16L88r carriers, we will think our efforts unappreelated. B Get it Hl‘lllh.!-. The’ Frlcl‘:"l ot Peace will be lo¥al {6 the United States #6 long as the United Biates 1s loyal to the {énets of the ¥riends of Peace. cm— Caag Nigholas goes to the tr6hL to diF6l his armies 0 person. Kaiser Willielm, King Bm manuél ANd King Albert aré similafly engaged A roy#l fUsh painted red that the republicans bave ever sald about the démocrats in the siate house was ever so gAliling ae what these dighnguished demo- crats AF® 8Aying about one dndther, What the governor of North CArelida said 10 the §o¥eFhor of South Carolina was altogether aiftereit fF6m what the govefior of Nebraska is sayifig 16 the treasurer of Nebraske. e THE shoeking charge is piiblicly wade that the prohibilion candidate for movefnor of Mis- sacbudblls “drank beer out of & botdle.’ It 1 vt the offense that shocks, but the manner of doing 1 A Bay state thirst which surrounds the 88K Of a bottle constitules & niortsl sin aguindt 000 taste. The Washington cotrespondent of the Brookiyn Magle drops a seml-officlul intination that Lansing would be an aduiirdble senatdf fPoth New York. The reasons suggest- ing & are that Senator O'Gorffisf ‘1% not 1#f ote harmony with the adminidtra- tion.' Nebfaska patriof you get that? - e A New York magistrate tails against wom operalifig Mutomobiles. “In the first plade,” he says, “She Basn't the strength, and {i thé Second place; 8he Is very apt to lose her head." Even 80, not exert the strength she has or lose Nead sutficiently (6 kdock down a pedestHiah &nd dash away to sscape (he peralty of missendict ABtording to the Wall Street Dally Journal, there e 1,600,000 registerdd automoblles in the Utilted States, The latest estimate of the Depafiient of Agriculture says there are 1 000 horses and 4,000,000 uinles ih the Unitedl Btales, despite the shipment of 420,000 animald to the war zones of Europe. The Horse- less AE® flay be approaching, but, Itke the millefium, 1t is still i the distaned. #leared up for the falr and & good crowd Mrounds to look at the exhibits and wit- #atks. Henry Pundt, with a record of twen- yeAfs, Is out for the prise box of coffee of- thé bidest grocer in Ofata. Mack vell, a meal tichet good fob iwerly Wt (B Gate City restaurant, and a boy's felt Bé recovered by the owner by applying at 8 Cn the grounde.” the Métropolithn hall for the Fagan, the young woman re M & runaway, with prospects of sub- over W0 tickets having been sold Interested in the affair included T. E . O P. Burnett, H. J. Fuller, A. § George Sternadort, Alva B, Cook, and G. R Crandell, RIBE ot (he office of W. G. Shriver ‘ndertook for u grand electiic prrade and carni- by the Parlin & | board, Go to It, Governor. It the tone of his publie statement fairly in- dicnten the state of hie mind, Governor Move- head 1s somewhat perturbed because of the ¢on- tumaecy of State Treasurer Hall, in refusing fo pay out money on WArfAnts Arawn to meet ex- penditures for whieh no fopriation was mAade by the legisiature. The governor admits that the Gerdes law I8 a good one, but linds no good in the treasurer because he obeys It. But the movernor comntercharges that the state treasufer has not heen o scrupulous in obsery- ing other fawe, and cités insianees of specific vrong-doing. Moreover, he announces his in- tention to present the treasurer to the eowrts, not 16 be dealy with as refiss in Wis offielal ty, not te enforee restitution of public money iNegally diverted, but, if possible, to compel Wit to disregard the piain letter of the law the guvernor himeelf Helped to put on the statute tooks, The constitution of Nebraska makes it the first duty of the governor to see that tha laws are upheld and enforced. He (s fot clothed | with any royal prerogative of suspension or dis- pensation. The governor admits cognizance of alleged nialteasance by the state treasufer. If I« has known of this for €6 many monthe, why e he whited all this time to bring it to publie notiee, and why does he now diselose it only to nipport & threat? And, right here it might be well 10 diréct the wttention of thé governor (0 # provision of law hé seems to have overlooked He says he wotld have been willing to approve a bond for the treasurer in the sum of $500,000, slthough the law of Nebtaska, section 5726 of e Reviked Code says the bond shall not be lesg than $600,000, and net less than double the sum thét may come Into the iremsurer's hands, as fixed by the governof. Did not the governor, as charged by the (reasurer, thus ad- tise Hini 1o Ao an tllegal aet, in colling for & Lund for only $500,000, when the law makeés $600,000 the minimum? Other litle points in this delightful demo- cratie tamily row will later be brought before the [ublie, but enough fs wiready out (0 make sire (hat the constitution oty Mttle figure between the democrais except when they disagree among themsvives, —— No Mote Teachers' Training Sohool. By decisive vote the school board has af- firmed the decree registered In star chamber gession by three members of the teachers’ com- mittee abolishing the teachers’ training course, Lut the debate has brought out nothing to dis- close adefuaté ressons for the move. 1t 1s not pefhaps so much the abolition of the thaining deliool as the pecullar methvd by Which it has beshi done—without any previous publie diseussion of the subject, without any unblased investigation and report upon the workings of the school, and the efficlency of its gradubtés, and without evéf the excuse of necessary finan< clal retrenchméiif, for the board, with its padded Uiidget and 26-mill tax, has more money to wpefid than evef, afid actuslly included the cost of coitihuing the trainidg kchool in the school levy Alféady IMposed fof flext year. Buf Miore hAn that, W8 beliove the school. polfitéd out by Member Wokter, is dolfill & grave iffistice 16 the Young Women who gtaduated from the high school last year and analified by competitive examination o enter the tralhihg clams, ofly (6 flud thé doors ahut in thelr faces at (W& eleventh hour when, had tiley been notified of the board’'s intention last June, (Hey might heve made dtheér arfange- ments or have gone to work (as some of them twill now Have t6 do) witheut wasting three inonths' valuable time. In our judgment, a schiool board has no business to set such an ex- kiapld of snabby dealitig with helpiess girls. The Bee has fio interest I the training scliool different from the averdge tagpayer con- cerned with the maintenance of high standard schoole. We téel sure, however, we voice the sentiment of a majority of our people in éntef- ing this protest. A t——— Funston oh the Right Trail. Genefdl Funston I8 mesting a condition on the Méxican border that réquires vigorous tredt- 1ent with decision and promptness. The Beo somie time ago ealled attention to the existence of forves for fomenting dlsorder along the Rio Grande, and now that the general in command lids tull proof of the comspifacy, he 14 going bitaf the thouble breeders 16 & fashion thai will lave gefteral approval. It i4 not & question of politieal rights, but one of sedition against the governtient of the Ulited States. Méricuns resi. dent of the United States must bé made to understand that they are secure in all their rights, either of person of property, so long they tespect our Bovefnment, but they must atso fully coniprebend that cefispiracy against cut govefnment will get thém in bad. Améficdn citizens who join with Mexican residents Ih such Movements must alse 'understand that their cohduct will eyudlly ifivite punistimenit. Muen patiéhte Has Heen showh by our gevertnmient ko far, 10 1ts efforts 1o preserve its neutrality and to show the utinost hospitality to foreigners Comichied fiete, But there are limits to the ob- higatione of nospliality. IRt Chivalry Still Survives. All of the foer sentiment that made for the glory of war, the réeognition of valor, and the Foniage pAld trué courage, has not been #lueezed otit by the mechanics of the niodetn Listtiefield. A tolioh of géferos chilviiry Wil THE BF JPTEMBER Homesick at the Front Tondon Dally Mail OFT often 1t i the Nitthe things that make men ot | the front homwsiek I the came of & Big Iristinan Whe is secovering frovs & bayonet thrwst ja the shoulder it was coal smoke from a Misekeniith' s forge. The irilshman was having a good tines M Framce until he smeit that amoke. And thew Tt eame over me so strom, ho homesickness did, that enly for fear of betmg laughed at | would have laiw flat down in the rond and howled, " he s#if. It seemod Jost s Nttle thing fo pret him 5o, 1n substanes Jost @ pefe of yellow-black emoke WIth fe tang that only forge smoxe nas, bt in | eftect a magic clord whieh énrrimd him quicker thes a whot from the war some in France to the swest sunny flelde of Treland. Tt annihilated time as easily us space. From A atiapping seldfer of 37 the Irlshman was metamorphosed into & boy of 12 It is Seturday morntng A litte past das'ignt. The Iyish Boy and 4 Big man, who looks & good dest Ike what the hoy hopes to look Hke some day, joit over & hilly tomd in & cart drawn by & skifny brown herse. They rarely speak. The man says “Cli-eficotk™ oc cantonally snd the boy sings and whistles. When they hnve pasted the odd roek formation by the roadside ot which the ieAst Imaginative hovee js ap: 1o “seare, the hov ey his hand on M father's hand. “Tet me drive,’ he siys. On these rare tripw thet 18 the un- varying formmie. Unless the fonds ate very bad father lets him drive. And so about § o'@leck they eame to the town. Wil yot & Tong why off the boy Legite to emiff. By distending hia nostrile wide and IHaling Ward he can smell coal smoke. 1t comes from & Mackemith s shop oulside the town. A ittle farther on, frem the top of & hill, they see the shop. 1t stands in a hellow, The town is beyowd, reuwnd & hend in the road. The boy ana his (ather stop at the Blacksmith's siop, for Ol Charlie nesds to he shod, While (he shoes €6 om the boy poftérs around the shop and the vard. fie breathes fs fill of coal smoke, The dense clouds almost choke him, but the nearor he comes to suffocation the happfer he gots. They 46 not biirh coal at hid Nouss or &t any of the neighbor's houses, Ile smells conl smoke only when he comes to town. It Ia & magieal odor. Under ite infinence his blood hounde, his (maginetion kindles. 1t 14 the essence of the tow, the hefald of foye to come It typifies gayety, change, life, and that 18 what the boy wants Fhen here was another man who oonfessed to hememekness, His emotional disturbance was caused Wy (he theking of a clock. The clock Was in the KiteWen 6f & French farmhouse where soldiérs went for ésxde. It was A Mg clock with a portentous, stately tick mdre suggestive of eternity than time. They had a clock at home 1n Lendon that tieked like that. The London clock reserved its highest moral Ana physienl forces for the hours between midnigh and § A, m. 1t was superhuman i 1# intuition. Let u fellow 8 In ever #o quietly, that clock knew and fali oft him with acevmations and reproof. The later the hour the bigger the racket, as if (£ Wwere bent of sharing its discoveries with all Usually mother heard first. When the boy wax half way up the stairs her door opened a fow inches and her head appeared Roddy, is that you?' she whispered, “'Yes,” Roddy whispered back. Mother #aid §i6 more, but Abmie one imside the room srunted. That was father. Sométimes the clock kept dt it so fowd And # strong (WAL ofié could Heaf it In one'd #wn roomd with the ddor Mhut. Tt sald harsh, ugly thinfis, all of which were Mpeated By father the next morning at breakfast time. A regular nulsance that clock made of itself. 1t was partly to get away from it that Roddy went into the army. And here in Pince was another €166k Jist like it. Under the #pell of the French (lgek France and the conflict that ravaged her weré MOMéhtarily forgotten. The boy was climbing the #idirs 8 home. He strained his ears for mother's ‘R6ddy, I8 that you?’ and father's grunt. PHey d4d not cofié. It would be rather nice to hear thEf f81 a changéd i AWo French Loys sli#¥pening knives on a grind- AHOHE had o more depfBhsing effect on a well-set-up DAfoashive man than &)1 the German artillery. There Was a grindstone in thé Back garden of the Lancashire man's home, He H&d had Many a turn at it. Some- times people paid him for turning, more often not. They sald (L was a muscle-developing exercise and to develop muscle was sufficient reward for any ambitioas boy, Knlves and axes without number were sharpened through the development of that boy's aching arms And batk, ie nevef wotild fiave belleved, It he had fiot helped to shArpen thefh, that there could be so many knives and axes in the world. He wondered thén, dndl he woridefs flow, ¥ho ever used them all. There wh4 otie mati Whe lisd the biggest knives of anybody: he sharpened them oftenest and he paid the least money. He had & soothing, musical voice, which e éimployed with exdélient effect when the boy's in- terest in muscular dé¥elopment ebbed lowest. “Just 6he ifdre tiin, my I#d, bne more turn,” he chanted encouragingly Re¥ived Wy that graclous stimnlant, the boy turned aghth, snd yet again and again, until the Knlvéé dcquiféd the ddsired edge. The French boys kihew tio flich Urbané tASkmaster. They seemed 8 grind kiives for the fun of They had only two knlves of moderate size, and they sharpened them over add over. Yot theif Khives never looked very sharp. Onee in & homesick moment the Lancashire man took & turfi &t (he grindstone. When he had finishéd the #rench boyd weie frkhilénied of him and of thé knived, Théy thouffht he must he a German to fashion #ueh Widrdéronia-looking ihplethénts. The soldiér wished that the man 6f many knives could hava beén there to e, One night & party of soidiers billeted i3 & BAfh heard the neighing of a horse outside. ‘THE Aoidiers were tired, and very soon those who had been awakened by the nelghing went to sleép agaln. But one young man could mot sleep. Présently he dis. covered that the man beside him could not sleep, either. Queer, strangling sounds ~afie frém the sec- ond man. The first soidier Put out his hana and touched the second man. He Was GUHIVERRE all over and the strangling sounds contifiied, He thought the second mAn was afraid It's all right, old chap,’ he said. “There's fothin wrong. It was only an offic horse." “It sounded ke Ned," the sécond fian sdld. The soldier held his hand ARG &fler a Mitle the quivering stopped. The next Worhing thé sscond tan, looking rather shame-fated, réferred to thé inchlent. “f could have swetn it Was Ned out (here last night.” he sald. | wouldn't have believed thete was snother horse fn thé that could helgh just like that. Ned is fathet's We drove hifa to the station when 1 camé af enlist. We got thete & od balf hour before trafn time. Father did not walt. Homesickness 1s & rotlen distase.’ ‘ People and Events A fourteen-foot Hh&Fk welghing w0 pounds HaAd been captured and HAUISd Sut 6f the water st Coney Isand. This one fAf GUtwelghd ARy Shatk captured on shore The memory of Carfle Nation afid hér hatohet be fouhd i the detion of the Geridan dvistor who sent a wreath to lay on the grave of his adversary, Pegoud, who lost his life in a mid-air duel. The airship, with all its novelty as a nieans bf éafrying on wabfare, has dpparently brought back something of thé day wheh iien rejoided 18 “The secret joy that swordasmien feel In foemen worthy of their steel.” It is comforting to think that man has not been entirely brutalized by the daily presence of war's horrors, and this survival of chivalrous | recognition of an opponent’s courage robs the !cunmn of some of its sodden bestiality and throws a flitting balo over the grim business ol ki It is not shared to any great extent by other branches of the service, which are too Lusily employed in mere butchery, but the world will appreciate the little bit of old-Uine courtesy that still persists. will be perpetuated by & poftreit &hd her faihoud | weapon in the WAnsas Statd Historieal Boclety's museum at Topeke Anotlier amcient ln#tilution, condemned a4 o vile | thing, is booked to Wo. New York's Bodrd of Héalth | orders the family WaSH fag to the Ihtiderdtor ad the | only sure means of destroying the werms it Hoids To say that we §Fe fiot prépared for emergehcled s o ignore mighty truths. The mavor of 8t. Cloud, Minn., convincéd (At & grave emergency | pardoned a wickéd Snust so Le could umpire a base ball game. Thé toWn teh won in a walk, After having Been 18 business fitly-six yeats In ' 80, has retired was the first FOLAIL si6e dealer (n Ofanle. B | tions, to the National Board of Cehsors, dult { you_tha Nebraska Editors |as swee plains, sugar Editorial 8iftings Indianapolis News: There is no doubt The Almswerth Democrat is installing | mony)— las that the men who have been in the hos- | want to aveedq it o - Tekamah | Pital service of this war shine a good |to take J. W. Tampite, editor of the Tekamah | o ) /. ore brightly in the eves of civil- |, Bet Jowrnal, celebrated his tenth anniversary | A ing ‘em o e of (e paper last wesk. fzed folk than the men who made it ‘u-rfi-d | w": Srede, whe Bas bOSn consected Claveland Plain Dealer: If an alleged | At s Blair for the last | A7V Officer is right, that militia gatn- | bt wm":"'h‘ s iness man- | ©TIN€ at Plattaburg ia nothing more | """"‘"' B Bete T - nor less than a pink tea. Well, it | John might be worse. It might be a fox trot. | Boston Transcript: Sir Thomas Lipton, always & proper sportsman, never was #0 good a loser as when he announced Tuesday that he would make up himself to stockholders the $1,20,000 losses due to subordinates. Cleveland Plain Dealer: France, Italy, | Great Britain and the other allles doing little to aid the unfortunate Ru | Mans. But another ally, traditional and | ever faithful, is marching to their aid. The forces of King Winter will begin to | show thelr outposts in Courland before | many more weeks have elapsed Joweph Heins, proprietor of the Verdl- gris Cligen, was married last week to Mise Wisie Haseri o Creighton. They visited Omaha and Chicsgo on their | wedding teur. Ray Kellenbarger of Anselmo hae pur- chased the Seward Tribune from M. B Russell, one of the founders. The Tribune, which s & semi-weekly, was started a few months ago by Mr, Russell and H | 0. Craige. Rev. Clark 8. Powell, pastor of the | Lutheran chureh at Oshkosh, has filed a suit against P. J. Benz and W. C Spesd Whence chased the Crawford Courler. H. E. Willis, whe purchased the Times-independent, has concluded the name i too long and ter Guardian sete th right with troubled the assurance that folks “von tngs BMbune, Saturday purchased the Hasting® Republican from ¥. A. Watkins and 8. O, Bvans and has consolidated it with the Tribune. 'The Republican which was democratic ih politics, was established in 1880, Mr. Watkins retains the job plant and bindery and will add new stock and equipment. The consolis dation puts Hastings In the “one daily elass,” along with Fremont, Grand Island and Norfolk, The Gering Courler. numerous Macks MAY be reassured or | disappointed, as their sympathies lie. Philadeiphia Record: Senator Hitoh- cotk of Nebraska {8 quoted as saying that at the coming session of coniress | he expetts “to reintroduce my bill to prohibit exportation of arms and ammu- nition and advocate its passage'™ Why | not save the time of congress by read: | ing Secretary Lansing’'s note in answer | to the protest of Austria-Hungary and recognizing the strong legal and pateis “hence But 'tis And we A. B. Wood, editor and proprietor, last week got out its | 0tla stand there taken? If, through any apnual prosperity edition 1t is e | mischance, the views of persohs like siled utder tho auspices of the Scott's | Sehator Hitoheoek should prevall in congress, President Wilson would be under the imperative necessity of vetolng such a proposed embargo. Bluff County Exhibit assoclation and I« devoted to showing the progress made by the city and county. So marvelous has been the development of this sec- e AT tion of the “Great American Desert” that CHEERY CHAFT. it takes forty pages of reading matter A { “When | went home the gaia Mr. 3 eekton, ”l?ml‘.: for a burglar.” other night,” | and pictures to tell the story - ta. mistook me Wood, is one of the ploneers Editor ot the upper North Platte valley and his energy D";l mugt have been an unplessant ex- and onterprise have been a large factor erjence.” fn maRing the desert rejoloe and blos- | (ime 1o e 1iie Heoricite weriavena fiii “m A8 the rose of me."~Washington Star. ! Ogndemned Murderer (to wrym—fm. sald you eeula me off with & life seh- tence and here T am to be electrosuted in ' 1144 & week, iTe - Phat . Woman's Activities ||, iz masan s, Jonm i & month, Instead of long, Weary yhare. Be redsonable, man.—Boston Transcript. ‘8o #lad to Bave you here'' murmuted he hostess, who h '} poticed Him be. ore. “‘You have cef been the life o the barty T" the can The sutfragists of Walthkin, Mass, were told that they could fot have a float in a park procession, because the oity 1aws forbid political processions in evening. ¥, believe the parks. 'That s due to your .fi'&fim ¢ 0. L. Crom, superintendént of the | bt litth ® roleuts —aproes. Y it schools of Macon, Mo., sa¥s that all teachers are beautiful. “It I8 & theory of mine,” he says, ‘‘that no Wemah who loves her work Is homely very long. In- telligent mental eoffort always Imbarts graceful expression to the featufes.’” The Texas Council of Mothéfs has sent & series of opinions, in the form of ques- Couridr=d olirtial —— Mr. Stylew—When I martied you I had o Qne head of_hair and money. fe. Btyies-Well, you cah't bidfe ire for the foes of your monéy.—Yonkers | Statesman “What db you think Neliye éalle tiic album ~with her admirers' photografiiit in ft7 | \What? as they want better picture shows for | ['Her ‘hift' book. '=Baltimore American their ohfldren. Scenario writefs Are said | ._‘,"f}‘:;' ' g""’{l"‘{!.""""l Sioeations Irem & | to be working on fairy storles and nur- | * eyt &m Hd his love making rathe sery classics in the hope of making Hims . it that will meet the approval of methiers. | “On the contraty inite mind ean never Ointment to s-n.p..l‘o.-_ Free b‘ Mail tells t yOU Afe a8 SWeel A8 KUgAT he tells mee that 1 am t as ssccharine, whith, as is 0 times ne Aweet as common The Bridegroom (just before the cere. 1 must take bracer. but | dom't How much ought | old fellow? an—Well, I should kee il 1 didp s eare wh or not.—Life on tak 1 was P GOOD-BYE, SUMMER! K. Bangs tn New York Times. Farewell, summer, cold and bleak With thy heavens sprung Gone for ave thy wintry da With their frigid arctic ways- Back into thy polar nest thee onward, there to rest With thy fog, and sleet, and frost And thy spirit tempest-tost! Who designed thee With thy January aleak’ Y&, ne MAY know, Wi hine antic schems was born { Only wizatdry may dream; Wherefore thy December touch, Wherefore th, Wherefore all ‘h No mere mortal may unv Posaibly thou wast a jeat Of some Sent to Nevember olutch, y flood l“l‘ hail el distrest o oy Bentz, publishers of the Oshkosh Herald | » ng earth Springfield Republican: There has | AWIh & ruflle Homero Mirth- N e i alleging libel. He | yoen some riof in Scotland at the ap-| But a wad joke, if At all= asks 55,00 damages pearance in the German army o General | Summer aping winter, fall J. W. Burlelgh, who recently sold the | von Mackensen, who is belleved to be | (ufte \nworihy of the leueh Loup City Times-independent, has pur- | Jighlander gone wrong. The Manches- Or, perhapa, some Cublst wight Hath r?':nr'vl\'bll thee on some night Vhen e gods were socupied Mackensen is no sort of a Mackenzie,” | With Bellona’s crimson tide, last week the paper appeared as the | but & mamber of a very old German | lian&ed the from, the silky thing Tymes.” . . All_true poets used to sing, family deriving itse name from the vil-| And for sunshine, sephyrs Aweet, Adam Breede, proprietor of the Hast- lage of Mackensen, in Hanover. The|(ive us but storm and sleet. nd wherefore all thy stress ena certain, high or low, Glad are we to see thee g0 hope till thoi AFt Kane Thou wilt not return again- Changeling child of flim and flam. A0 e ooben The landladies of Columbis, Mo, are #ald to be so partial to the ¥ound men | students of the university thit the uni- versity may be compelled to bulld dermi- tories for the girls. The gehieral State- | ment is that the boys are easiér to keep. | They do not wash handkeéfchiefs and | stockings in the bathrooms, hot do they cause much annoyance by “ha¥ing com- | pany” too late at night. Miss Janet Gilder, well KHowh s a writer, has come out in a long statément opposing the ballot for womeh It seems to me,” she says, “that it is a bigger feather in a womah's Cap, a brighter jewel in her crow, to be the mother of George Washingteh than to be & member of congress froft the Thir- ty-second district.” She say# with the ballot there will be “girls of the Fourth ward in New York™ as well &8 “boys.” Jennle Watkins of New York City is ssid to be the only woman who has ever feadhed the $200,000 club in héf Insitance oompahy, which means that dufiif the year bhé must sell that améunk Mrs. Watking founa herself left With #6thing to WUPPOHt berselt and baby Aftef the death of her husband, and tdok Up this Work, Whieh she thinks is splendid for Woméh who have the industry Afd Perse- verance required t0 make a Success of it The Apollo Player Piano has all of the devices whieh other players have IN ADDITION the Apollo Player B T playe y han (Down Touch.) It is self rolling and re-rolling. « Here and There A little round ball of paper which Mrs. Charles R. Vincent of Philadelphia dug out of the pocket of an old sweater she whs washing fiade heér heir to real astate valued at $600. The papér proved to be her husband's will. The Hohenifiollertt fortume, which to- The loser of an election bét in Balti- nbré had to whkel the winner several ile 18 & wheelbarrow, with the pro- Vigion that every time the man stopped IHEhes wer® 16 be cut off of his trousers. He stopped Save Coupons and Get Prentium. LUXUS MERCANTILE COMP > 35° 1 Which fell recently in front the of Chatles Soimen, who lives Prasostt, Mich., went {6 an unknown h and water came up the surface the holé It made, although Solmon had uhaBle to strike water al a depth cighty feet An Attomobile plant in Détreit turned Mdie ground bestde its factofy inte & play- for children atid they thooped it & cagerly fe though it were o effedl As-a result of the Hew recrea- | tlon center, street accidents ih that helgh- borhood have fullen off 10 per cent. ‘The Harvard graduates of St Paul, | Minn, went on a rivér exeursion the | othef day, and one of thein, leaving his clothes aboard, went swimniing But | when the boat started off, clothés and All, nothing in the world codld have ¥ed Bim but his college yoll. Af edu- eatlofl may help in unexpééléd Wwiys Oné of the oldest irrightion @itches | kfiows to man has been @lfcoversd re. cently In New Mexico. It I8 probably be- ftween 100 and 300 years old. and lies | In & valley near Fort Stanten. 1t s wo | ancient (hat sedimentary deposita (rom WALSE passing through have changed its mud (6 Nmestone In vamous places !fl’{;% ] tue in advertising: o e music is played in different keys. To Appreciate the Supremacy of THE APOLLO Player-Piano—you must see it, hear it and play it. $650.00 and up, on payments if desired. Prices The sweotness of the sholde barley malt, combined with the fine flavor of imported hops, makes its taste most deliclone. Phone Douglas 1889, NY, Distribators Persistence is the cardinal vir- no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant- ly to be really succcessful.