Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 21, 1915, Page 10

10 1A, MONDAY, JU '} 1915 NE 21, The Bees Home Magazine Page Those Who Live Republished by Permission of Hearst's Magazine for June, in Which It is One of a Number of the All-Star Features “Mr. l?ooley" on Hyphens and Other Sorts ““This year ye’er little Packey won’t shoot off any firecrackers because it’s th’ Foorth iv July, instead he’ll be cillybratin’ th’ annivarsary in the Past ful. Ye'ers £r th' Anglo-Saxon prinéi- ¥ 4 . J. Cecil FATRFAX. 3 h y y f g pals v internaytional law. J. s am uv th’ fall iv Sedan, or th? king’s birthday, or th’ day th’ Basteel was pushed over, or th’ czar’s birthday, or Ramazan or whativer makes the fawidne-Hawkine The past was goodly once, and yet ’ " " ‘In another colyum T read: “Herr Idi- when all s Baid G Japs glad they’re Japs. 5 . toti Phough bors 28 -Cnisally § af & R . W, T good dale more loyal son'iv America Puty and work and joy—these things it than ahnywan born here. I wish to write cannot give: yi " o0 And The present is life, and life is good f,:w:::;f,::t' |',..r.,:; Gl,::zm:.“;.'\m.:; to live. D! 1ot 1t e where it fell, far from the Mving tigers in battle. We are nachrally a wun, fair-minded, o'am an’ ginrous people, The pas s one.and Head ang done.— * | who on'y want a place in th' sun where { we can put up our feet on th' table. | “‘Itisin this spirit iv open-mindedness |that T say that th' statement in ye'er pa-aper that th' kalser has a cold in'his For all who live the time is now: the day is hers, and opportunity lies ahead. Why then grieve over things in the past that we may well wish undone, but that head Is a base, foul, calumnious He paid fcr, 4 oue wishing are accomplished f'r be British goold. It fs a lie. D'ye nots? 7 hear me? A lle! I dare ye tp come If the man who is stricken with blind- outie. s ey’ WL\ B Ju¥. e ¢ tess were to sit @nd grieve over the fact | low' money-grubbin’ Yankc'es, who ar're ftself Insteac of trying to adjust himself lickin' th’' boots of Britain, beware. We to new ronditions and to learn to use his | Germans have stood enough v ye'er ntlwlrmw'nv; l‘: take l:' :'l:el l." f:‘r“,!:: slavish subservyence to ye'er masters. possible) of the one he has loat, N6t bis life become wholly desolate? It iv only In adjusting yourself to the conditions of your present circumstances ~whatever they are—that there lles any Wan more pecp iv sympathy f'r accursed England an’ tie siventy million sons {v th’ dear Fatherland in this ignoble counthry will not be responsible f'r what they do. ‘T love America aber Deutschland ehance of your finding lite worth living. luber alles. Ye'ers in th' spirit tv falr. (/ :I::;n:t; :l:rf'z-,:fl::;:o.n-'::::: play, Doetor Owgoost Schmitt, Captain Becatee those hopes and fears and blun- ders were part of your experience yester ~_day, you may be a little different today-— “hut you have a new set of problems to face today, and you must not distract your own attention from them to worry over the wey you met yesterdiy's situa- tion. Yesterday s finished. 1t is not & plece of knitting you can unravel to do over and do bétter. It is ms Irrevocable as nature. You cannot stop flowers from coming If certain seeds are planted and ferthized—yon cannot prevent weeds from springing up under certain condi- tions. But learning whet produces flow- ers and what weeds, you can be careful about the corditions you produce. 8o with your yesterdays. They pro- duceg certain things. Don't worry about them uselosely. Don’t let your past be a khost to haunt you. Instead, use it a @ bit of experience on which to bulld a Foorth tv July?"' better future. . ‘W Foorth if July,"” sald Mr. Dooley. Perhiaps you are ashamed of your past. | “Why, th' Foorth Iv July? Why don't Erhth Ward Marchin® Club,’ “An’ 8o it goes. No wan threats us as {though we had a right to be on th’ map, 'Maybe we haven't. On'y th' old pasth:y- ‘rnnk down th' sthreet s cheerful an’ | #milin’ all the time aven whin he's read- {in’ the casulty list in th' Coureer davs FE-tats Unis, though th' tears ar're in his eve /German-Republican It's all right, mong view'—he mu.i me that. It means ‘ol' spoort'—Tt's all right, mong view,' he save. ‘We don't want th' help iv ye'er hands or ye'er lips, but tv that little pump in there,’ he says, tappin’ me on th' chest. “But Schwatsmelster 1s different. Nex' to ye'rsilf an’ Hogan he's about th' old- {est friend I have in Ar-rchey road. I've often ¢oted f'r him whin he was out of town. I've had as much condesension ©r him as 'r anny man_iv me scquain- {tance. He has always béen thractable. pleasant, an’ docile—th' ideel German in lan Trish neighborhood. | '“But nowadays I don't care to say jne soul is me own in his prisince. 7}:.. {mornin’ I dhropped in on him an/ he “Itold me that th' Germans had made |America what 1t 1s an' that we wers Mr, Hennessy lives between holldays in wistful expectation of the next one, 8. It was no surprise to Mr. Dooley, when one bitter day in May, he suddenly ked: “What ar-re ye goin' to do on th' Japs glad they're Japa “At my time iv 1ifé it's bard f'r me to Tarn a new song/ But I'm gettin' our naytional anthem be heart. I know th’ ‘Wacht am Rheim’ fr'm hearin’ [Schwartbemelster sing it these thirty years. “Gawd Save th' Kink' is fammilyar to me because th' English stojg th® chune fr'm us. I can't sing th' wurruds because they might stick in me throat an’ choke me, but I'll hum it. An' I know th' ‘Marselllaise’ be heart. I larned It fr'm a German arnychist, an’ was wance ar- 5 ;i You have not your yesterday |ye gomeril? Oh, Oh! yes, yes, yes! 1 and r. Aut your today |see what ye mane now, Well, I'm goin’ { Ireptiles f'r turnin’ on our benifactors. 799 have and yoir tomorrow you (to pull down the biinds an’ stay in dures. |rjsted f'r warblin' it during’ a sthreet-| He sald the kalser was th' gr-reatest will_have there ia nothing in |1t'll be no day this year f'r wan Iv us |car sthrike. _ ( man in histhry. ‘Did ye vote fr him?"’ your. phat t gour living them |gla Pligram fathers to chow his face in | “Owes Arms, citayen; formy voo batty says I ‘Vote f'r him,<' says he. ‘He % i ith’ sthreets. wi int 'R himmel' He sald if it :.:‘" be accuused 1v bein' onpathriotic | March on, march enc, uh sani mpeer. hadn't heen f'r a fellow named von and maybe some Hohsymian-American | 5y » Stooben, George Wash'ston wud've been wud give me a lick over th' head with & ‘Wow's that f'r a Fr-rinch-American? R " . ¥ licked an’ 'twas Gin'ral Frans Sigel that i o shovel. 1 expiet th' mayor to paste | “BU I €OWs g i Bprsuiphiag L won th civil wae f'r us. ¥ S of dife proclamations on th' fences caliln' on all Saryvan, (1 have wan, an' 1 #'pose “I was goins to say somethin' about { ! to keep thelr hames that day | HaryVen. if they | they have, f'r manny a nation Has & naytional anthem that hasn't anny shoes. ‘Il larn all these fr'm me neighbors, an’ {Phil Sheridan, but I noitced a wild slegm {in his eve an’ also a bungstarter in s hand, an’ I backed out iv th* dure. compelled be business to go out an’, in that case to rofrain fr'm anny ¥a h‘&@“ | offensive uttherances lke ‘The BWAr |,y go to th' Isundbry fr me shirt ! — v ¥ an’ ouffs next Eaturdah I'll ask ISy ‘e alwayh Wke to quote threatening| 'The Foorth iv July aim't th' natyional | [yng to play f'r me with his wan dhrum\ Seriptire when it applies to bollday this year. No, sir, an' 1 ain't|gyoy whativer pathriotic wall th' Japs i or: Seery, TN ""N"‘"“,""l Lp wad ner-|put up.. An'be this time next year TU thess ays of enterprise It {8 better holiday, Pver i s N | be as good a German-Anglo-Rooshyan- 1o et room on the ground fioor than et | K& or littie Packey wou't shoot off aBNy | Fi.rinch-Auathrean-Bilglan-Barvyan-Jap - he top. - crackers this year to remind th'| American as iver pariikierly renounced v man who believes overything that department that wan 10 years ago |alleglance to the kalsér, csar, impror, h’l:‘-'- 4o well to Jawn Hancock set down mt a desk an’ | king or mickydoo, part of the time. grabbed th' ol loo-quul‘l'r’n *h' hand |, niver put & hypen In me naytionality ‘When esperience turn an honest |1V Benjamin Franklin an’ wrote his il- befure. I was born in Ireland, which thinkin' we'd get together some day an' K ake a kick at Perfidjous Album. \ “What is internaytional law1’’ asked Mr. Hennessy. ‘It is “It looks to me, Hinnissy, as though tw trouble #vith th’ Germans is that they'rs |th' worst llars in th' wurruld. I mane be that th' poorest liars. They aren’'t thurly civilized because they don't realize that {it's lyin’ that makes th' wurruld go round. “Th’ Frrinch arsre chabrmin® lars in th' naytional industhry tv makin' love. We Americans ar-re alert, able, commer- cial Nars. Indivijooly th" English do not Hle. They don’t say much fv annything. But their government is magnificent in 4 ] s i . . N . this ancyent art. Whin they want to better to remain |lusthrises monnicker ot th' fut fv a[ SO 1 NS TRy Tacto, | | Gatlagher, th lrnwuraker who was | this,’’ said Mr. Dooley, shaking his first under the astonished /gran a_counthry tney say they're goin' . docymint that declares that all men | . y,eun says. An’ Ireland aln't in this |sint to Fr-rance a few years ago to help | Mr, Honnessy’s nose. [to do it in th' inthrests iv civilization. } ar've free an’' akel ‘ontll they et thelr | ,r frhere ar've a lot tv Irishmen in |make a bridge—he can throw a rivet as . ‘But 1t is conthry to internaytional law," it, but' they were sejooced be th' natoh- | far as Ty Cobb cud throw a base ball— i Y |says some wan. % But instead iv that he'll be up arly in |ral spoortin’ instincts iv. th' race, an'|tells we that whin he said he was Ire- |COMmon in th' threnches, cuddlin’ his 'When I skidded Oh. about hyphens.| . .internaytional law ye'er grand aunt’ \ to gamble in [th' morning ciliybratin' th' anniversary | because they itke th' brave little Frinch- |landays he had to sthruggle to keep fr'm |Fifle up to his cheek, an' sayin': ‘I|Whin I get hyphenatin” mesilf I WOn't 4gye tn' British government. “That is to fv th' fall iv €odan, or th' king's birth- |les who took th' wild geese in, hundherds | bein’ kissed be a bricklayer with a think I cud shoot just as straight if |be stingy. I'll not be contint with wan by say, it may be conthry to th' wurruds v \ day, or th' day th' Basteel was pushed |Iv yeers ago, an'-made jooks an' mar- thim Dutch was th' same naytionality revivals heaven future, bis over, or th' csar's birthdsy, or Ramazan, |k I%: not Lo be |or whativer occasion it was that makes in the ter 6f lawyers. " Read It Here—See It at the Movies iv. thim, an’ has always been on best iv terms with us, both iv us th goatee. { “T larned most iv me Frinch fr'm him, I can see a fellow fr'm me own dear Ros- as me gin'ral. How about you, Looey?' ‘Avick too mong coor, Mike,’' says th' ally. I see be th’ pa-apers a month ago that a tur-rible, ragin’ Scotchman had | lept into th' ‘thrences an'-si handed an’' alone with th' butt end v his gun had kilt ten Germans an' led two back captive. I was jealous, mind ye, f'r me cousin Mike had held th' record up to |that time an” I C\dn't want to see it pass out lv th' fam’ly to a Scotchman. hyphen. They're about th' cheapest thing in th' printer's case. I'll have a dozen iv them if niclssry, ready for use in an emargency an’ in sllf-definse, f'r a man aln't safe these days beln' )just an American. “He's got to be some kind iv Amer- tean. So whin Sedan tumbles again I'll g0 to th' bureau dhrawer, pull out th' hybhen sooted-to th' occasyon, run down Schwartsmelster's an’ hock th' kaiser internaytional law, but not to th' spirit which {s that we shud look out f'r th' intherests iv civilization. We cannot let ourselves be bothered be th' niceties iv loodycial declsyons whin civillzation is at stake.’ An' they grab. “But with th' Germans 'tis diff'rent. [ don't know why it is, but they can't lie. Thev've hed lots {v practice, but it does thim né good, Th' German governmint has gone systematically to wurruk to im- with him. An' if iver I hock th' kaiser I'll tear up th' ticket. “l year ago this was all wan coun- thry. On th' may yet see it marked prove th' quality iv its output. It bas conducted labrygery experimints on am extensive scale, “It has sint Its young diplomats abroad Th' pa-aper didn't give th’ name iv this infuryated Cslydonfan. I erd was it Mac-donsald or Cameron or Douglas or Halg and Halg. It came out I'as’ week, d 8. A’ ‘Teday it ought to be marked |to England, Italy, America, Japan an’ | ! ; ¢ “ an ;‘;‘:'. pame 1y, ;;:(e‘:“‘f;::"h:‘"":‘"' ‘Disunited States iy Furope. IVry coun-|Greece to study th' craft. It has pro- s h_,m"'bonm > ""[ TAW, [Thry in th' wurruld is represinted in th' [jooced, at times, an article that whin letters to th' iditor iv th' paper. In wan'|thried on its own people seemed success- cvolyum I see: ‘As a nachralized citizen |ful. But whin they attimpt to use it in an’ @ rejisthered voted in th' seventeenth | internaytional practice it always explodes precinct 1v th' Fourth ward, an' proud {v |In their -hands, me adopted counthry, I wish to de-! “A German can no more lie thin a nounce as thraithorous sn’ in juily bad |bollermaker cud mend a watchspring. It taste ye'er iditoryal clainin’ that we have |is far too dilicate & business f'r thim. Last not th' right to con-fiscate we'sr ships | Summer th' Germans sald: ‘We're goin’ to wherelver we find them.” arch through Biljum, because it's th' “We have always been proud iv this |aisiest way, an’ it's none iv annyboddy's onfashinable suburb v Britain. We have |dam businéus annyhow.’ Thin all th' wur- recognized ye as our cousins acrost th' |ruld hollergdd ‘Shame,’ an’ so Germany weas while ye stayed acrost th' seas, an’ | blushdd an’ stammered an' sava: ‘ “Well, if ye must know, th' raison we we've wisht ye success In a modhrate attacked Biljum was because we had in- way. But well be jolly well blowed if whin England, our England, is fightin' A formation that feerocyous counthry was about to olimb into us,’ says they. “Whin 'h her life to bust up a rival shop, we'll O'Leary. |/ “It b too bad that there's no such | thing as complete happiness in this im- | perfict wurruld. As Hogan says, there's always a fly in th' butter. Here's th’ | grandest commotion th' wurruld has tver |known since th' first Bernhardi clouted [ his neighbor over th' head wigth a stone hammer. A noble shindig that makes all th* wars iv Alexandher, Joolyous Cayzar (Copyright, 1916, by the Star Co, All For- | excuse = me—plense—a - minute—he's cign Rights Reserved.) busband. It was them no longer necessary for i of Previous Chapter. | And she, (0o, left the room, and Celestia | Freddie to take sudden action. It Celer he tragic death of John Ames. | W88 alone, but not for long. Her quick|ta was going to live on in the same - .t;‘i:v:'r?-mog‘.fl‘ll-“o“ gl'Aal:-n‘r;‘ | ear caught the sound of a stealthy move-;mun it weuld be a simple matter at . dies. ment some propitious moment (when she wasn't :H&tzu‘&f‘:"m‘pfi'“‘fl‘,.f“:# “You, Freddie,” Sweetzer had sald. “1f|looking at a fellow. for instance) to turn girl und brings her up in a dise | you drop eyes on that girl you bring her her over to Sweetser. | Ehers oad no mdn. but thinks #he | to me, understand. There's money In it.”] Nevertheless, it seemed to Freddie that = age natruct Ber f0r | g 1o added with @ Kkind of flercd|the matter required thought, and he slunk |an’ Napolyon sh' Gr-reat look like & Jocosity. - “Bring her doad or ‘alive’ But |off to do that very thing. I wasn't easy |game Iv checkers at th' Y. M. C, Freddie the Ferrot had understood only |for him to fhink. It required ume and |- ‘I¢ appears as though ‘twas msde spe- the words, and,not the jocosity. So when luck. Wie had less good luck at thinking |cyally f'r our tastes wu' inclinationa as with his usual bull luck he found the ob-|than at anything else. He started along |q race. An'—best fv all—th' Irish ar're Ject of his search, right in the parior of lone path of thought, and just when he > . > it very own father's house, he cast]ought to have been getting somewhere, BN 30 At Siesiion: i Sadble: thay my Amesbury girl most, after she Fited away by the Interests, was x’"d'"'l';ur Tommy goes to the The like most in . th! wurruld. But whin they | ; ¥ did .ye get this information? “Th* {htereats afe responst: about for weapon with which to sub-|some other path would entice him. O |go' ¢o do 1t, 16 an' bebold, they ,‘"§<'."'““:"":{> m""::‘{":‘;:‘°::r Xemieoe bt - AR ety roaiins g WS hied :o“: ——y the first |due,"or, if necessary, to kill her. There |he'd turn aside for a momeént, or sit doWn | pynyiives “fightin' f'r th' Deobie they |er'm us ernmint. Maybe they'll do betther after was money In it to rest, and by the time he was ready . . . . o " skl AR s o v Dy e e e et |Wke th' 1as€ in th' wurruld. Is (' bad | “Ti' Bwedes an’ Norwegyans can [(biE war. - urned o aw. him, be 2 3 i 4 {luck Iv th' race that'll follow us friver. g 'What is internhytional law?’ R e [ R < em b Pyl it i ileq thrade with th' Germans because they | But ye'll niver make me cross with an (don't count. We can if we want to. Irishman who fights alongside & But ye can't. 1 speak thus plainly, sir, Frrinchman no matther what what |because I feel that I am an American counthry he fights agin—bar wan. an’ I don't want to get me adoptéd coun~ “It is this," said Mr. Dooley, shaking bis fist upder the nose of his astonished friend. going. And if that ain't.hard luck for utmost ferocity. {n thinker I don't know what s But s e \mly. |tometimes he was lucky, and fn & flash o n:w“."':“:';:_ Celeatia, calmly. |, " would think out & whole problem to 4 {its conclusion. It was as if certain parts A T Bt "c::l‘""'::n;"'.“: [of his dull brain were infocted with ted her o’ say, “She,’ he"thought {brightness. 1t was a pity that the .mu‘ oo oo P By sl g g coulln’t catch the infection and be 5 o L too. e e L e aoua oy | Hils proposition waa this: Sweetzer had | ~ pald $1,000 for Celestia and had lost her. :::“"‘;’f“"-"":.".': g el e e |He had said to Freddie In effect. “Get “’ * Why ahe say she won't her back, There's money (n_,ll. How | M""‘“. ““':“'w"m s gun. Maybe |™UCh money was' there in it? Suppose o ko Sy hing. |there was so much, how could Freddie |turn it into more? Probably Mrs. Baxter Coloatin |t B e osiboun. 1o | Would aleo pay money to know what had S‘“ A e om Prof. | Stiiter and they hide i Iater they are pursued Stilliter and escape to an laland where & . _following his Tn| .l‘nt‘t‘l"d n found Tommy, but di worning To: and upon his half-wit face & scowl of the “But here I am ramblin’ along ke a thry in throuble with th' British Lion, which cud gulp it down in wan mouth- southérn congressman. What was I sayin' la. who runs to followed by Stilliter. at once Tommy's pre- ment| He takes advautage of It b only Celestia's, but Tommy's ur not clothes. Stilliter reaches Celostia lust_in (ime to catch an Talk td Your Cousim. since it has no basis. become of Celestla. Freddie knew that r ax: 1 am a girl of 18 — heard something fall heavily o the £l00r. | ¢ooyo; needed more money to pay the B 1ok wihia man of £ ‘who, th et She 1s Right. He looked to see what it was. It was turn, is in love with me. I have & 3 b e eh ! He Tried 't piek it up, but [Tt and the Bright spots in his brain | 0% 'who is aiso in love with hum. auw| Dear Mise Pu The girl to whom seemed o lack the necessary muscular | V0S80 to work. she saye it dossn’t marry her she'll ‘ufiw e " Bamber q company with a number of Pirst he went to Sweetzer, , | end her life. My mother doesn't allow Triends, to whein 1 object strongly. m“ 3 BEN “Well,” sald Sweetser, 6 409 6t iR Ui Su.agoens: o is oauses many arguments. and no siped thouss | rvesate ez asked Celostie. | .p'lhoiqey wonder,” said Freagie, “If | omite mertt o T BRLEN T B | iier it § o7 sho positively refyses o e =-.' -y | “Do you belong in this houset ‘l wG-:o:w. to find her. I got & clue. Have a serious talk with your cousin. Do y’un!bil:-‘x she is acting nn?t:y } v Yes, - by . or am 13 - A Tard' that e wened 1 et | Tnen we must be Triends, becauss 1| “HOW mueh money ia there in it?" :“ e that Fou feit sure ::‘ will only| “you are acting in & very selfish man- —— N ™ “A dollgr." ittle her own dignity continuing | ner, There is no reason why your FIFTH EPISODE. Jolons: pa e not L | "You going s lve with us?' | Freddie sinply smiled 4 sad little sinile, flancee should give up her girl friends. e healion aownt o | Celestin nodded. turned on his heel and started to walk | care for her. Ask her if she feels justi-] Are you willlng to have no more to do h:”i::wmfl ul-:'-ob'::! "Nnm‘:i'w? asked Freddie sus- |awey. fled In making you and him unhappy for| with the men who are your. friends? 1 | he dom't want you o wee him ery. Just piclously. | ™ A the make of a love that cennot be resh | think not