Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 18, 1910, Page 10

REAL ESTATE QY PROPERTY FUR SALE, (Continued.) Boyer's Bargains IMPROVED room house; tollet and eity ater, lot 28x18; Ohlo St., near lith. Bargain, $1,90. Make me an offer. 8-room house; modern, 8. E. corner 24th and Binney Sts.— 4,000, §-room house; modern except heat, 4-room house in rear, 1ot Fix132, on Willlam 8t., L and 5th,—$2,500 between houses, lot Bix Three in aliey, between 6th and 7th and sen Pacific and Plerce— 8,100, 7-room house, modern except heat, good barn, cistern, shude and frujt trees; lot 50x127; De- catur St, between 3ist and 32d ~$3,000. One 3 and one m house, sewer and wat ection, + tollet in how Zith Ave, near Burd G-rooms house, modern ex- cept heat, lot Wx120, Maple St., between 334 and 34th—$2,500. 7-room house, modern except beat, ®good barn, full lot Erskine 8t, between 4id and 4th, one block from car line— 82,500. Make me an offer Northwest corner 20th and Nicholas, with three houses 4nd a 1-story double brick fiat 4-room house, sewer and water connection, Izard St., between 20th and 21st—$3,000. 6-room housemall modern, lot 82x135, 2606 Bristol St., beauti- ful place—$2,7 6-room house, all modern, full lot, Lafayette Ave. be- tween 34th and 85th, Bemis Park—$3,800. b-room barn, ity U water, ot X1, nla, between 22d and 1 VACANT LOTS Two lots, N. E. Cor. 2Ith and Baratoga Sts.—$1,000 for both. all Two lots, 8. W, Cor. 48th and Grant Sts.~$800 for both, Two lots, replat of Radford Heights Add., 8. W. Cor. 40th and Ames Ave.—$50 for both. Three lots In Falrfax Add., 40th and Pratt—$560 for three. One lot, 62x125, 28th Ave., N. of Cuming. . One lot, Ave.—$500. Two lots, Kenwood Add., 36th and Lalk Sts.—$00 for both. 45th and Military Two lots on Spring St., be- tween 2d and 8d— for the two. Chris Boyer 2D AND CU ‘cuMiNG STS. BARGAINS 4328 Parker 8t, best bungalow for the money in Omaha; 36-ft. front; 5 rooms and bath ‘on first floor, two bed rooms up. stairs, large living room, beam tellin dining room with bulflt-in buffet and finished in hard wood, stalned mahogany: oak floors; full cement cellar; lot i ft., south front. This is really the best thing oflllr(-d for the money In Omaha. Frice, $4,600. Easy terms. « 4332 Parker Bt, modern 2-story house; lower floor finished oak fioors; bullt-in buffet, sea; large attic; bination fixtures, the money. Easy terms. D. V. SHOLES COMPANY, 111 Board of Trade Bldg. 16th and Farnam Sts, Phones—Douglas 49, Independent, 7-room In hardwood; bookcases and finely decorated; com- Dandy good house for Lot §0x130 ft. Price, $4,500. A-2040. BIG SNAPS Price $3,500 We have a special bargain this week in a nice home of 7 rooms besides 2 la rooms finished in the attic. This hom modern in every way, has extra ln porch and fine large closeis; all nicely Papered. It Is an east front in the Hans. com park district on 29th street, just below Puppleton Ave. Take our word for it that ls 1s & big bargain And as the owner does Bot. mesd” e money he will cash, balance on easy terme. Price $2,500 Big snap in a fully modern 6-room 1i4- story home, only 4 years old; newly pa- pered. Where can you buy a house like this on a paved street at anything thie price? 1t is on California street, near 33d street; $400 cash, balance easy. BD_JOHNSTON & CO., 6_South 17th St. Phone Doug. 1 . $5,500. 10-; noow REAL "HOME, Not merely a house and lot, but 10 rooms of real home, moderngin every way; finely located; large lot, frult trees lovely la &nrage, paved street; car at door. Owner Wants to sell, and that's the time to buy. rms. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., Bulte 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 199, DO YOU WANT TQ SELi PART OF OUR LAND? Write description ot 1t, bulldin; water, near what town. AMake'T0 words of it 'all ‘and send It 1o Tie Okatin Do wick 72 cents for each insertion. Peopls in_ Ne- braska have money and want land. The look > The Umaha Hee fo: real satate of. ferings. And they get ibom in The Bee 8 ROOMB, \\'ESI‘ ‘*‘ARNAM ‘3,..00 Al modern; easy wa'king distance; surely cheap at the price; tarn NOWATA LANT 4 D LOT CO., ROOMS, MODESY, 2 LOTS, $2,900, Near Everything except neat home; $6w0 casn, beo NOWATA LAN Sulte 6M N. Y cei, fine Co., Red o0, DO YOU WANT TO u‘u PAKT 0" YOUR LAND? Write a description of it, bulldings, Make 70 words ot , neur what town. 4 send it 1o The Omaha Hee witn i insertion. People in Ne- woney and want land. They look to ‘e Umaha Bee for real estate oi- ferings. And they gei them in The Bea PAYING $37 PER MOr\TH $3,000 Well located, practically walking dis ce. Tarms. ight take good clear lot part _payment. NolWATA LAND AND LOT COMPANY. Sulte WM N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 1909. WEST unvl.‘NWonTu DISTRICT— Cholce lots—3$10 o4 31 per week. Mitzlaft, 620 Leavenworth. 'Phone Har ey 2%, ’I‘wo Lots, (.orner (,uleormu m block to Farnam car. Price $160. Tlrml NQWATA LAND & LOT CO., 64 N. Y. LI lo. Red 1989, FOR SALE BY OWNER. NEAR MTH AND FORT STS. 2-story square house, new, § rooms and bath, large llving room with fireplaco and beamed ceiling: oak finlsh down and yellow pine up; “oak floors; shower h, screens, hl‘. porch screened in; corner lot, cement basement; furnace’ kitchen cabinet bullt ju; strictly first-class; moust rell before June 1. Call for further particulars. C. H. Remington. Douglas accept §i oo |- like | [ REAL FSTATE | CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE. (Continued.) 7-ROOM, FULL LOT, $150 NEW 7 cash and | at it NOWATA LAND & LOT CO.. Suite 84 N."Y. Life Bldg. Red 199 | INVESTMENT. ! Business property, well located, sure to | Increase In value: now rented for $2,250 per | annum. Price, $18,006. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO. Buite 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 199, Two Full Lots, Corner, $b.)ll Two blocks of Hanscom Park, one block | If taken soon, $50. Cheap. | I NOWATA AND & LOT CO. 1 N Life Bldg Red 1099, | ALL busines; will be pi or half interest in a good real estate cannot handle the business alone ced at worth of office furniture; have a good typewriter for sale or E 675, Bee, also trade. Investmen About 100 Acres Near Town Land adjoining sold readily at $00 per acre in f-acre tracts. For quick sale. | Price, $225 per acre. Terms. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO., | Suite & A Life Bldg. Red 1999, | 178 FEET, FRONTS ON THREE STREETS Right In town. Best location in Omaha for apartments at the price. Owner wante | to sell 8o badly that he will give you fres | tine, large, modern $-room houss now on ine piace. NOWATA LAND AND LOT LUAI[“\ Y, Sulte 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 1% PRAIRIE PARK OMAHA'S artistics form collection of homes; terms eas paved and parked. Paxton Real FOR SALE—-An up-to-date tinished in hard wood 4 High School Ave., MOST and unl- streeis Co. room cot- Inguire of Councll Blutts Investment $13()()()~]‘n s $2,280—Business| 3 feet, choice location. A LAND & LOT CO., Lite Red' 100, | DESIRABLE rent_houses and cholce lots in Nebraska City. For particulars address Y 365, Bee 6-ROOM, NEW, MODERN, Good size lot, south Dlrt of town; nard uy. chance 10 624 500. owner Suite v24 N. Y. Life FIVE-ROOM house on boulevard, big corner lot, also large barn. Will sell cheap. Inquire 2419 S. 24th.* e aa—————————————— FARM A\DREfiQuElsJAAJlFlnn SALE [ ‘Arkansas. THREE thousand four hundred and . five acres of land located in the ous St. Irancis valley, ng the St. ancis river, In Butler county, Mo., and y _county, Ark. Timber estimated as s, 5,000,000; red gum, 6,000,000; Oak (6 per cent’ white), 5,000,000; elm, ash, ete., 1@.000,000; hickory, 1,000,000; Tupelo gum, 4,000, 000, Will el any or part of Wnber Without an Eighty million three hundred and elghty- three thousand feet virgin timber, —well located; estimated as follows: White oak, 6,707, white, ash, 20,121,000; Cypres 21,000, gum, 10,000,000 cottonwood, 15,080,250; other Kinds, 5,000,250 On both railway and water way. We sell farm and timber lands. Write for price list today. Barron-Lily Land & Development Co., Blytheville, Ark. Canada. RIVERSIDE, Alberta's finest stock farm of 1,000 acres, is for sale at a snap. For particulars of this and other farm lands write to the owner, W. J. McNamara, Wesaskiwin. Alberta,” Canada. "FOR SALE—By owner, Canada lands. 'Thirteen farms in 100 and 240-acre lots, ready to break and seed. Near Win- nipeg, Man.; best market: first crop pays for the land; all near rallroads. Must sell quick to hold contract. Write Herman Rietville, Pella, lo. heat Colorado. ROUTT county, Colorado; bargains in ranches and relinquishments, homesteads, water rights, a. rel, $650; a good 160- acre ranch, pl me. N of water, $2,200. Write A. Wright, Yampa, Colo. CHOIC pishment on Crow {near new town bdf Bliggsdale; 160 RCIPR finest soil, smooth land, 140 acres ready for corn; deeded land adjoining held at 320 to $25 an acre; relinquishments same kind land In adjoining section sold recently at $10 acre; possible to irrigate; to sell before relingi May 25, offer at $450. Owner leaving Colo- rado. W. W. Lorimer, Grover, Colo. RELINQUISHMENTS AND DED LANDS Near Deer il, Colo., in the heart of the rain belt deeded lands, shallow water, fine soll. Also town lots. Deer Trail is the coming i of Colorado, 56 miles east of Denver. Farming land in’ this| vicinity pro- duces better crops than $50 to $100 lands in the east. It's up to you. Write us today, estions. The Deer Trail Realty Co., 1 rall, Colo. LARGE stock ranch for sale at a bar- galn; no trade considered. Write or call Putnam, Elbert, Colo California. A BARGAIN—Farm of 113 §0-100 acres of good sandy loam land, 40 acres of orchard | in % of mile of rallroad station. Situated in Solano County, California; good well of water, with farming implements. Price $8.000. Address Box BL Dllul’\, Cal. Florida, JUPITER GARD) FLORIDA Land near Palm Beach, Fla., that will produco in actual profit the firsi year over twice Its cost, $40 an acre (a dollar an acre down and a dollar an acre per month). Immediate possession given on first pay- ment. You may plant your crop Oct. 1, 1910. * Crops farmed winter and summer. Free instructions by expert farmer. First year's profit from $100 to $500 per acre. QUICK TRANSPORTATION A shell road from your door to East Coast | rallway station, 6 miles distant, makes transportation easy; also water transporta- tien. But 6l miles from Atlantic ocean and gulf stream; but 17 miles north of Palm Beach—America's greatest winter re- sort; but 38 to hours by fruit express from the biggest markets in the United States. Jupiter Gardens positively are situ- atea HELOW THE FROST LINF, Climate healthful; mortality rate haif that of large cities. 'Lands dry and drained at all seasons, chools, churches, near noighbors and pleasant surroundings. Certl- fled abstract furnished purchasers showing g00d title—free from all incumbrances. Company absolutely responsible. Write fo. lterature at once. THE JUPITER LAND CO. Lands near Jupiter. General offices Mereantile Library Bldg, Cincinpati, 0.; Florida offices, Juplter, Fia FLORIDA LANDS—100,000 southern Florida lan gain. George T. las, Ta. FLORIDA LA ern Florida acres fine for sale at & bar- Hedges & Co., Cedar Rap- about our south- the time to buy. Cedar Rapids. Ia. “FOR SALE—Florida's frostless belt vegetable d, richest arilest trucking sect off 70 acres tomatoe: guarantee 1o rent every wcri year. 1, marl $30,000 this near Miami; for 816 per G. L. Miller, Box 64, Miam| Fla. FOR BALE~How 18 this? A lot B0x140 feeet In & progressive clty and 40 acres farming all for §20; on terms of $10 h, $10 monthly without Interest, Address £ L. Thomas, 3260 River road, Columbu a lance $20 per month. Retter look | locate parties on desirable timber, | writer; reporters; best of references; work fruit, agricultural ‘and grazing lands, in | guaranteed, O 052, Bee California, Oregon and Washington; spe- LB clal government land list, With laws, sent| MARRIED MAN, between % and %, de- {to all interested parties. \West American | sires position as office manager; am capa- Land & Timber Co, 718% K St, Sacra-|ble of taking entire charge, naving had 12 mento, Cal. years' experience as accountant, auditor, REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE l ¥ (Continued.) He Argues With Himself Wuo goes into the Scott’s Bluff country and does not buy land. All we ask of a man is to GO AND SEE. After we show vou the Needle *Dam, Headgates, Sluiceways and the land, you have to grip your purse strings pretty hard and argue with yourself to prevent making an investment. REAL ESTATE M AND RANCH LAND FOR SA (Continued ) A WONDERFUL CHANGE Has taken place in the Scott's Bluff country in the past year. One man went with us a year ago and bought an eighty. He went again last week and bought 160. He said he could not afford it, but could not resist. Another who went last year and bought an eighty for $85 an acre, recently offered it for sale at $100. He went with us last week, and, after seeing the Needle Dam, raised his price to $125. After driving over the country and seeing his land, now in wheat, he again raised his price to $150, and would probably refuse that. YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY To go out_with us and see the country, examine the abundant, un- failing, unlimited water supply, note what the land will produce, in- vestigate the possibilities, if you go on our NEXT EXCURSION, TUESDAY, MAY 24. With the Payne Special it is a quick, comfortable trip. We have our own commissary, a good cook, comfortable beds, show the land by automobiles and get back to Omaha Friday evening. We sold $68,000 worth of these lands last week and will do better next week. Ask for copies of the Land Owner, describing and picturing this land of sunshine and substance—the garden of Nebraska. Call, telephone or write about the Scott's Bluff country. “MANLESS LAND FOR LANDLESS MAN” PAYNE INVESTMENT CO, S. E. Corner 15th and Farnam Sts. BIG BARC '« B ———— 820 acres in Lawrel ork Creek Val- ley, about einghteen infles southwest of REAL ESTATE LOANS Bridgeport, Neb. Over 300 acres smooth, ontnteds tilable land; good soil; only 2to 40 feet to| . e t— water. Will grow fine crops of wheat, 0ats, | "TLOANS to home owners and home bulld- rye, barley, alfalfa, potatoes and corn. One | eys, with privilege of making partial pay- crop will more than pay for it. Can offer | ments semi-annually, for $16.00 an acre. W. H. THOMAS, GEO. N. HICKS, OMAHA. 8 First National Bank Bld NEBRASKA. FIVE PER CENT BONDS sale, 2520 ACRES, complete ranch; dipping | amounts from $20 to $5,000; we cash them vat, dehorning chute; all buildings in good | any time. American Safe Deposit Vaults, shape. Owner making good money; family | 218 &, 17th, Bee Bldg. wants to move to city. Price, $0,000. Might take some Clear city property as Part pay- t. ""NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO. REAL ESTATE WANTED Sulte &4 N. Y. Lite Bldg. Red 1995, S ¥ ~ BARGAINS. “h HAVE BUYERS FOR Hillcrest, 160 acres, $5,200; cash rent. 5, 6 and 7-room houses. If prices are right Miaway, 80 acres, beautiful home, 1900 | % cuts vl s our Droserty for you. Ash Grove, 320 acres, $11.200; easy terms. J. . CAMPBELL, Litchfleld, N NOWATA LAND AND LOT C Suite 626 N. Y. Life Blag. C: £ to d b , 64 0 .L’.f.j‘..?;..?..e'n’« “i0 ‘ackes, partly fovel, m: | SOUTH OMAHA rovements ¢ 'his I8 a bargain, x 15,500, 840 acres ©quishment, 8 good J KLE[N level land; bal, hills, but makes good pas- ture, $i50. 320 acres hay land, this is good | and only $10 per acre. Address O. Gallagly, | The old reiable fumily LIQUOR dealer Johnston, Neb. N N Sts. ,000 will buy % section of land 2 miles south of Benkelman, county seat of Dundy; SWAPS 00 soil, level road and close to water. - pivn, Neb. ¢ % e Ll HIT W TR Tb I VSR AT 32000 CASH and clear lot worth about Towa. §SW,. WHNL BOOU rental property. NOWATA LAND AND LUL COMPANY, 15 ACRES $1,000, Buite 624 N. Y. Lite Bidg. Ked 1y 1 : About one mile from street car line 0 Council Bluffs, about one-half good garden deuct‘E‘A\‘fi:‘{fiAfig‘lquffiM“.mm and_frult land, balance pasture, excellent | : road to city, nice building site on east end l“““fl‘?fi\“‘\"flf\mfiu\‘u & LoD 00, cf place, protected on morth and west by TREEL RO 0 e hills, no' buildings. This is a cheap place, wA N X Late Bldg. e 3 Suite N o TWO-STORY brick business block, rented i g‘,;’,,'s,"tfimflfi;@, e to permanent tenants. Price $2,00. Mort- N gage, $,00. Wants clear lana 1or equity. | 10WA LANDS, HOWARD COUNTY, NOWATA LAND & LOT €O | 320 acres within a miie of station, '3l X Life. Red' 1990, 9-ROOM. mudarn home, excelient location, miles from county seat, a very well im- | proved half and good land, price, §io per easy terms. for govd wasinru land. "H i, care Lee. acres, four mies from a good town, e all good Tand, fine rove. fine buildings. | 18 ACRES, ¢f raw land in Wheeler splendid water, good black loam with clay sub-soil. Price, §10 per acre. 240 acres; very fine farm, good improye- county to trdde for city property. CHRIS. (BOYER, 224 and Cuming Sts. ments, #ood wrove, good orchard, price| 380,000 HALK Interest in coal mine to ex- $68 per acre. change for cheap wild land. Box 324, Des 240 acres, one mile from station, some | Mc 1 #mall improvements, good land, a snap| ——— at_$0 per acre. g For further information, write, TAILORS ED. M. Fourth and Pierce Sts. STOCK and g of 3714 acr HUN Ia. | |at llfi Martin & Rubin, Rm. 21 old U. 8. Bk. Blag. Sioux City, A. Rubenstein, 2il% 5. l4th St graln farm for sale, con with good improvemen located half miie of good town; price, 38| ad died per acre. Address Lock Box 66, Redficid, lowa. — X WANTED—TO BUY BEST PRICK paid for second-hand furni- ture, carpets, ciothing aod sboes 'FPhoms Dougias ¥7L - HIGHEST prices pald for scrap meu and rubb!rl. A. B. Alnlrn Omaha, Neb. WANTED TO BUY 5 OR 6-ROOM HOUSE TO MOVE Will move at once. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., 624 Ney Yorl Life Bldg. Red 1999, T WANTED—5,00 FEATHER BEDS. Write telephono Douglas 1660. METROPOLI- ATHER CO., 803 FOR SALE—1400 acres, well-improved stock farm in céntral Texas, 3 miles from | good town and railroad; suitable for divi- sion among 5 or ¢ familles. Healthy 1ocn~{ tlon and prosperous community. A great bargain if bought as a whole. Write for full particulars. R. L. Slaughter, Austin, Tex. "VACANT school lands vet on the plains | of Texas for settlers, good land, good water, in & country that ralses corn and | hogs; fees $25 a section, halt down, balance when settler is on land. Address T. W. Hague, Sligo, Tex. “FOR SALI —175_acres rich Caney Valley land for sale; 135 in corn, 40 in" timber: WANTED TO BORROW on railroad. station close; county seat §| Lo P B miles; fine climate; will grow anything;| WANTED TO BORROW—$40 or $0 for church, sehool privileges, good markets; in | 1 year. Will pay 10 per cent interest. Ad- fast developing country.’ If interested ad- | dress, H-5it, liee. dress the owner, J. M. Cockrell, & VBN (D | e ex. Miscellancuss. WANTED—TO RENT DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF \\ e Ar(' (etting Numerou: Lnllb. YOUR LAND? For Houses of All Bizes. List With Us. Write a description of it, buildings, water, NOWATA LAND AND LOT €O | near what town. Make {0 words of it ali | 64 N. Y. Life Bldg. Fhone Red 1. * and send it to Phe Omaha Bee with 72| - Sl cents' for each {nsertion. People in Ne-| WANTED Furnished rooms with private braska lave money and want land. They |family in south Omahs, or near the south look to The Omaha Bee for real estate of- | side cars; laundry and light cooking privi- ferings. And they get them in The Bee. leges. Refined couple. L. 651, Bee. CHEAP FARM LANDS. In western Nebraska and Colorado. Write for prices. NEBRASKA LAND COMPANY, Bidney, Neb, | WANTED—SITUATIONS "TWO bright, Intelligent young men desire — | evening work; anything; fast on any type- CAN | systematizer and salesman; salary depends Maryland upon opportunity offered. H 610, Bee. | Help—Female FOR SALE-Farms in the garden spot of i - Maryland, Harford county: several fine| WANTE on in drug store, stock and grain farms, 20 to 500 acres; |7 months' experience; 18 years old. Iubert| good -bulldings, water, fences, fruit, roads, | R. Kaempfer, Rising Clty, Neb. schools, churches, neighbors, rallroads and | 3 e health. Write for prices, particulars and | MILY WASHING neatly done: rough, | terms. Harford Real Istate Agency, Bel |dry or bundles. 'Phone Webster M2 Alr, Ma. | “SITUATION as preferred; does eltes ‘Phone Web hauffeur; private owner rink or smoke ecigar- | 1545 FOR SALE—Montana land; 5,282 acres, six miles from Lavina and six miles from Broadview, anu one mile from the state ex- perimental sell for §14. Albin, OCEAN STEAMSHIPS ation; £ per cent tillable; will | HAMBURG AMERICAN All Modern Safety Devices (Wireleas, sta) London--Paris-- Hamburg per acre. W. O, Bock, New HEN answering advertisements in The Bee Want Ad columns, kindly mention the fact that you saw the ad. in The Bee, Kaien AV ares L Ocesn June 3 REAL ESTATE LOANS Dachiand ... May 3 bproe triai . Juse § B *Pres. Lincoln June 1/*Cincinnati June 11 fRita-Cariton & | Hamburg-American Line, “or Local Agent. o TR 1a Carte, Restauraii. No delay GARVIN BROS., 34 floor N. to $100,000 on improved property. ns. Peters Trust Co. WANTED—Clty loans and warrants, W.| mith & Co., 120 Farnam 8t | EY TO LOAN—FPayne “Investment Co, 2 00 made promptly. F. D. Bldg., 15th and Farnam TRAVEL < | to the last minute. Wead, yome literature on FO| BALE-10, 20, 3, 40 and 80-acre tarms; well improved, 0 miles from Chi- cago. Frank L. Faley, Valparaiso, Ind. Thnets, §00 to $5,000 on homes in Omaha. Real Estate Co., 1008 N. ¥. Life. or A-2152. SWITZERLAND the mo\u I!llla:;s;ln[ ulunlr).‘ which should be included on every Itinerary. LOWEST l‘-»“1‘1'5—'35"'“'- Brandel l"d - | Expert advice and practical travel sug- FIVE PER CENT MONEY | gestions WITHOUT ANY CHARGE. Sim- .00 BUYS d0-acre lllinois €ruit farmi apple, peach and pear trees in full bearing; fine house, beautiful maple grove mn- railroad town. J. T. Bradley, AImA.I ply_ask for HOW TO SBEE BWITZER- to loan on LAND @nd our travel letter No. 82 It Omaha business property. Va KIND LADY, WiLL YOU GwE ME A BITE TO EAT? T™M AL in!! ~AND SHE HAD T FRONT LAWN, FIRsST' D TH' NERVE TO CALL THIS & TRONT LAWN. GEE! (TS MORE LIKKE A HAY FIELD! JeLL I'VE GOT To EAT, 50 HERE GoeS m/ MHEELS OF PROGRESS! ] GUESS ILL LIE DOWN FOR A FEMW MINUTES' ' " WoW! BUT THIS (5§ A FIERCE Ton! 'Ll JUST PouR PAZAZA ONTHIS SURPRISE Him!! PTGty (b il —— POOR OLD BOY; HE'S qLL IN A LITTLE GRASS AN WELL: WHAT Do YOU THINK OF ‘mm’i -\ ] THE POOR MAN CUT ALL THE GRASS GoaD MAN; How OM AND THEN FELL ASLEEP Pook \ EARTH DID You Do I HORD WORKING FELLOW' QUICKLY? E\""T‘_" e wis HERES AD oL LAR MYy Sav'an 1 prearun'? 1TSS ALL. CUT ! T S0 The Boss of the Establishment He Decides That All Fat Women Should Be Made Into Soap. BY AMERE MAN, “I see” sald the Boss of the Establish- ment, “that a Chinese prince who recently | left our shores said that women should be broad and curved like a pagoda. Say, | he must have been pleased with some of | the prize beauties he saw around town here. 1 read, the other day, that any woman who has lived in New York for five years and gotten enough to eat, is forty pounds over welght." | “Really,” replied the Boss' wife in a tone | of fey detachment, “I suppose the oriental tdeal woman s like a pagoda dwindling to a peak at the top. And I'm sure you | agree with it. Brainless women are g0 -7 much less trouble.” i d/ “Agreed with it?" snorted the Boss.| ( “Why, 1 think any woman weighlng more | than 120 pounds should be made Into soap! | Fat is absolutely fatal to beauty—also to_bratns!” | The Boss' wire pib rowL ovee, The Boss' wife glared. But the Boss, un- | BATH ROBE AND ALL. 4 dismayed, proceeded:— “Keeping in condition {s such a simple|!ady. “So far as I'm concerned all a wite | matter that only the seven deadly sins PNeeds to do is to put a perfod—a full stop | prevent a woman from being a Venus at|—!0 any nonsense. However (comma), I Nty |1ive to learn.’ “A Venus!" sniffed the Boss' wife with| “Very we iswered the Boss, *with | perhaps an unconsclous glance at her own | strange amiability. “I'll teach you. The outlines. “Nobody wants Venuses today [Answer to the conundrum of the woman's —they're far too ‘hippy.' The more a!workshop is dieting—Turkish baths—exer woman looks like a tadpo the loveller | clse. Of course some exercises are better she's considered to be, But,” she added |than others. There's rolling, for instanc curfously, “what have the seven deadly| “Y echoed the Boss' wife, “there's sins to do with sienderress? Do they | rolling. A rolling woman gathers no flesh, hover | I understand.” \ “You make epigrams almost as easily a: you make fat!" ihe Boss answered point- wo | edly. and for a moment she seemed to on the verge of crime—"do they 1 | any thinner?" “No," the Boss answered acrid | bondage as when the rain rattled against | thé casements of his "pirtment “and the wind whistled for assistance from the bullying sky. Humming a merry | door of his abode the living room Oh what a sight for gods and men “t-" tune, he opened the and strode boldly into there! The room was stripped of its furni- ture and the floor had a strange carpet- | ing of white linen, which the Boss dis- 1 later was composed of sheets. Over o corner a lady In a bedraggled dark ‘|Y]I||‘ bathing suit was lying prone, but | struggling to turn over as lahoriously and | futilely as the wheels of a Broadway ecar on greased rails. And the Boss knew laughed so long and years. “Roll on, roll!” he quoted from his skimpy classics as soon &s he could speak, | But the “dark blue ocean” had scrambled | suddenly to its fect and run from the room. | When she emerged she was draped in the that he heartily had not in twenty | most voluminous of the Boss' bathrobes. | “Funny, isn't 1t?” sneered the lad); “awfully funny! I'm trying to look like a pugoda person since you say you don't them. And now you come home and laugh | at me! What did you marry me for it you | don't like fat people? She forgot that at the time of thejcere- mony she welghed 106 pounds. don’t care how fat I am wouldn't try tu roll over that floor wen in the world!"” i and 1 again of them are responsible for e PR i IR R B e Aoty ‘jv” T‘.,."’:: Boss, "you cen' plumpness. Their names are Glutony and | pergonal:” sho exclafmed. I had no ,4,.” oton ST e i P Sloth of ft. When a womin welghs 15 it's ait-| , k The Boss's wife glanced meaningly ia the | ficuit for hor to realize she's a hippopot- | Ana suro cuoukh, the conjugal jesr’mc- 'y Boss' direction, Aious it A Dz o Bros - | complished fn Lalf a minute what the A but 4_suppose yo W i o “The Greeks,” she observed learnedly lady's efforis i failed to bring about ail And to prove it sho trented tho Boss of | ariernoon “belleved that4he meat of. the soul wap| ANS €0 BEOVG °H eno trenied Lo Boss 0f | atterno in the stomach. What a lot of psychics|'"C ™ oy B v She did roll over, bathrobe and all, but the New York men must be! I suppose Cullarly obtuse Ilottentot for the rest of |y was not a romantic spectacle the man who wrote about the windows of | the cvening _ | “Say, said the Boes, hurriedly, “don't the soul didn't reaiize that they were bay The next afternoon found the Ross | roll ¥y more. You den't neced to. 1 was windows." | “rooting’ for the Glants at the FPolo only kidding you about your ght. Please “You sound like a graduating thesis!|&rounds, but at the end of the third inning | put back the furniture. I want some place When did you leave high school?” Inquired | & miserable April hangover drenched the | where I ean sit down.'" the Boss. *“But you are getting away from |fleld and spollcd the game { “My wife is following my advice in the the subject. Women are the exclamation| There were nearer havens than his own | matter of physical culture,” said the Boss points of life, and you know the more an home, bLut the Boss was In a domestic of the Establishment to the Confirmed exclamation point looks llke a streak of mood and passed them by, Storms always | Married Man next da and she's taken iightning, the better.” made him feei domestle. He was, Indeed, | off a lot of welght No, 1 never punctuate,” replied the[never quite so reconciled to his state of | (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Cof) “Work, work again, and keep on work- ing.” is the advice of an expert gardener For plants and shrubs will fiourish as under no other conditions it the soll Is worked fine. If it Is hard and lumpy, tender roots | that roots strike down, and the way must prepared for them. For from four to #ix inches is none too deep to turn the dirt over, pounding or crushing it, at the same time, to render it soft yer the is packed successful results are Impossi-|cause the sun will bake it. Thi ble | dirt the better wili it work, but, of course Before planting any seeds the sofl should | no careful gardener allows her land to be reduced to powder. The finer the seeds | come too powder like. If rain does not the more apt they are to be discouraged by | come (o prevent this condition a hose must any impediment and the less likely to de- | be used, but she must beware of watering velop. Nasturtiums, whose seed are large, too freely. The molsture must o on in a are naturally sturdier and stronger than |fine spray and slowly. Better a contnuous | petunias, for example, but even the former | spray for five minutes than a heavy sous- will do better when woll conditions are|ing for two. The latter will make the soil congenlal | settle hard, and do more harm than good Therefore 1t {8 necessary before planting| The test of gardening s whether or not to work more than the surface. Inex-|one is- willlng to work with It, and the perienced or lazy gardeners scratch the|true lover of a garden regards the fatigue top & lttle with rake or hoe and think the|as half its pleasure. For It s only by preparation fintshed gotting right down to the soll, literally THOMAS BRENNAN, Room 1, New York Life Bldg 11 pay you. " §Wids ‘rupEmar mazmoan 341 Bifth Avens How York They seem to forget oi Jgnore the fact|that good results will be obtained, and a cannot strike out and make growth and| Working is never to be dore when the | the tops will be weak. The same is true|soll s wet; that is, atter a heavy rain, for | of vegetables. The loam is always to be|it will only be turned over In lumps, @ kept fine, which means soft, for once It|dry that way, with an extra hardness be telse In attempts to, have a garden willing to bend her back undertake the task, ‘' In planting seeds in border, or lines, the regularity is obtained by making trough to recelve the seeds. Ac- ording 1o the width desired, the, pmple- ment varles for making them. For s Wide border the rake may be pushed back and forward to twelve inches, or more, Wher only & fine lne Is wanted, the rake fndic dragged alone firmly, makes & satistietory trench. The rule for planting s twice the depth of the seeds, byt this, llke everything gardenin, rie Wheh seeds have been a week or more in the ground and the weather Is a little too chilly to be good for seedliings. It is @ wlse precaution to eover them. Thiy" insures their making a better root growth, | while the top Is retarded, and so kept from with being hould not greatest a little possible frost. 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