Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 5, 1893, Page 18

» THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: gUNbAY NOVEMBER 5, 1893—-TWENTY P THE KIDS HIT THE ROAD Boys Who Orossed the (lontinent and Under- went Many Mishaps. “'BATTER DE HOUSE, YOU GITS DOUGH" Observations of the Treak Rod Tourlsts on Town and Country—Tough Experi- onces Conchen in Expres sive Phrases. “You bet n de Wot? Go % Chicago and come hack wid never a peop u a blin' baggage orost \Wyon batter houses all along fer w lunp an como back widout takin' in de sights? We'se not dat sort of kids." Frisco Kid aned back in a chair and blew cigarette smoke through his nose, while e looked about for approval. He ot what he wanted, for the room was lled with boys of his general makeup. Not Sunday school lads, but tough, it eannot be denied, and rather proud of it, thero is no gainsaying. They had just returned from a tour of the east, Says the San Francisco Kxaminer, Some of them got as far as New York. The others stopped at Chicago. All of them laid over o y on the way. This 18 why the trip consimed four months. “You battered a house for a lump? Well, wiiat does that mean?” There were eight in the group, and it 8 not pleasant to have sixtcen eyes fo- oused upon you in token of pity for your ignorance. Frisco Kid explained:* W'y, it's to ask [¢ ub. Sometimes you geta it and sometimes you don'’t ” “You' on talk, Frisco, go ahead, 1 one of the others, and Frisco went ahead n de fust place let me interduce do kids. Deers the Napkin Kid, McGinty Kid, Jap Kid, State Kid and Eddy Kid, Kid iin, Mie- tado Kid and me. We started out four months ago. We heard we could get work at Vacayville, but we couldn’t, 'n’ went iuto camp. Some of de kids helped & butcher and got paid in liver and such, and we used to 1ift potatoes from a field. We'd yank up de vines and put ‘em baclk again aiter swiping de spuds, and we owe a grocer’s bill. Butw'en we couldn’ get no work we begins to scatter and take to the rods In tho First “T got ditehed in Ne interrupted Kid [IMin, “and was walkin’ crost the desert dead tived, w'en I met Charlie Fair. You know Charlic ‘Hullo, Char ws I ‘Hullo yourself, Kid,' says he. ‘Wat the devil are you doin’ here? He guve me some stuff, an’ T hunted up de rest of the gang. Dey was played out along the track, and we got gome punk; wasn't much else to get. Charli’s a sport.” plained that punk is bread hing elso that drops 1nto the stomachic void gracefully without being exactly a delicacy. “When we got to Reno,” resumed the Frisco Kid, "I was chucked into jail. Boss place. Three squares a day. * Give me ten days. Three off for behavin’ and don chased us out of town. Had to run the what you call it? Gauntlet, yes; had to run that, and it was a daisy. “Got to Cheyenne. Jeff Carr's mar- shal, and he gives you what you need wid & big sapling club. Ten minutes to leave town. Battered the fort and got & lunch. Got some soldier clothes and a cap; had lost me own off a blin’ bagger. *Met Tobin somewhere; you know Tobin; great people. Tobin he come down with a kerplunk or two. Met Meyers of Meyers & Kohn at Laramie. He wouldn't give up; said he was down to cases himself. ~ But he handed out some sausage and limburger. Not Suipe Season. “De worst thing about Nevada,” said Mickado (and that's the way he spells it), “is that you can't shoot no snipes, and cigarettes is agin delaw. You buys your tobaceo and dey slings you a pack- ago of cigarette paper so's you step on it: can't even give it away 10 you. Ne- vada's a hard game, 1 got froze up in a tool box and dey like to never got me tawed.” “As I was a sayin’,” resumed Frisco Kid once more. “‘As’T was a sayin', wen Mickado took the floor, I got to Chey- enne and got out. But don’t forget de Mormons. De route from Salt Lake to Ogden is great. Dem Mormons gives youmilk and honey sometimes. Wen you batter 'om an’ dey won't seo it, wy you takes a lump anyhow, and it's all de Bame. “Down among de Nebraska hoosiers it's pretty easy. Sometimes dey chases ou onut of townand maybe dey gives you n days, but farmers aint on, and you m till you can't vest. One bloke was driving a 10t of cattlo and he enid he wouldn't give me auy stuff, but I could come along and drive a team. Never had a line in my hand before, #'elp me, and I drove them mustangs all over the bloomin' prairie. That night we went into camp near Gottenburg, an’ I says to the cattle man, ‘Let's have some dongh.' ‘Wat's de matter wid bread?’ says he. Sol told him I was fiolug to town. He said all right, and e'd hung a lantern on a pole 80's I'd not. get lost coming back, an’ I borrowed his un and soaked it for three cases and k to de road again. And comin’ back after bein’ clean to Now York blowed if Ididn't see de same guy. I waves me hatat’im from under the car, but he doesn’t see me.” Bulls on the Lookout. ‘At Ogden de bulls is on de lookout,"” said tho Jap Kid. *“They catches you and you goes to the gravel pit. One day some of us went up the erick an' was makin’ a stew. Long comes a couple of stiffs, ‘Hi there,’ thoy says, ‘the bulls is comin’,’ and we cuts and do stifls gets away wid de stow. “A bull? Oh, he's a cop, and a stiff is & tramp wat won’t work and don't carry & blanket. A tramp wat carvies a blanket is a ‘guy cut’and a ‘stiff does'im up every chance.” Frisco Kid could keepsilent no longer. “Omaha’s a queer layout," ho said. ‘Lot of us got pulled there, and the old Dutch judge he st us was we guilty or not guilty. *Not guilty,’ of course, we said, and be said, ‘Your a liar. Ten days.’ 1 didn’t know Cheecago much, and w'en [ climbed oft de rod I was broke and went to sleep in a park. Bimeby a bull comes along and he whangs me over the soles wid a club. ‘Wat er you doin’ here?’ he says. ‘L just come from New York to soo de (uir,’I says, ‘an’ am expectin' money from me folks.' 5o he didn't run me in, an’ after seeing de fair I went on east, Dem Columbus guards is a terror, Well: McGinty Kid can play de mout s Al don thare e 40 % clog, an' I cun pass a hat, and we'd live high sowme- times, Protecting Their Feet. ““Buy, dose Chicago stiffs 1s dead eunnin’. Doy sleep wid their knees up sud feet flat on de ground, so’s de bulls can’t whang 'em. De bulls carries big olubs, and when you get a biff you stop dreamin’.” *Recollek w'en we got ditched off the limited on th'other side of Choyenne? Stations is far apart, and we was mighty bungry.” This from Mickado. “Isees cars he'd just got to ship cattie to Chi- cago in. T battered him for a feed, and he said bein' as it was only one I could 0 to de cook wagon, t'res miles away De rest of de gang was lagin' low. We found de wagon and told the cook we was from his boss and he was to feed us, and you nover saw such a pile of grub. Well, I was dyin’ for a smoke and justlifted a_package of terbacker and we went back to the water tank Pretty soon alcn, 1ot of cowboys, pretty hot, lookin’ for de We was on top 0’ de tank an’ you kin bot we roosted high, an' we drilled ont mighty quick. Dem cowboys would o' done us, hair. ox- to Frisco Kid was wiggling i x thout hard tim elaimed. “Why, it isn't ar New York. People there slec doors, men and women, old women wo got along all right. I'd wo docks, and 1'd say: ‘Please, mister. me carry your valise? Ft's a case o' got to,' and he'd give me two bits. You can got a square there for 10 cents thought I'd find Frisco around Steve Brodie’s pl Bow'ry," said the Stafe K ‘Ten't Steve a hard asked Frisco. “As hard as you'll find,” acquiesced the companion of his tour, So the boys chattered on of their ex- perionc They: told of Philadelphia and the old lady who gave two straight- ups and a bowl of soup for 10 cents: of ore, with its old and shabby and its distrossing surplus ol Cincinnati seems to have plea thom. *“T'here ab 2 10 n tho United States,” said Frisco Kid, and tho rest gave assent. I'he return trip was full of adventure —of being ditched, of being in jail, of boging, of pilfering—for these young pilgrims donot respect tho tencts of society in many mattevs, “*Chicago wus good when we ¢ back,” vouchsafed one. “Lots of Californians there. Bat- ter a Californian and you gits dough.” ho rker But the Kid down oron de n' I did.” lookin' mug?" writes some pretty volume, *Nowadays The American short sto is getting to be an artistic and Mr. Hibbard is uot least in the cf sts. The present volume is quite ndsome one, published by Harper, and for le by the Megeath Stationery Coi ha. The Duty of the Community to Medical is the subject of a brief pamphlot e W. Gould, A. M.. M. D,, in which writer dilates on the importance of be- 5ts to medical institutions in_connection with higher institutions of learning. George 1, A. M., M. D., Philadelphia. i ble light is shed upon gur history sptember’ number n History, just out. “S s Kin,’ “Yucatan Siuce " “The Diary of Colonel Eli: of Hadley, Mass.” are amoug the subjects treated. Magazine of American History Company, 120 Broadway, New York. C. L. Allen has issued a book which will be of value to all lovers aud growers of lilies and other flowers of like nature. 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The Johns Hopkins Press, Baltimore, The twelfth annual session of the Ne- brasks State Pharmaceutical association must have been a lively one if the published ’mmphlul of proceedings is any criterion. The society met at Nebraska City, with an unusually large number of delogates in at- tendance. The report before us contains a number of papers read at the yearly gathering, some of which are of more than ordinary interest, from the fact that a prize was offered for the best essay on the sub- ject, *“I'he Duties of the Drug Clerk."” Mrs. Bulle Heilman of Tecumseh captured the first prize. The paperis witty and prac- tical, showing *he author to be u bright woman as well as an experienced onc in business. Copies of the report may be had ll’iy x‘:tldwa!mg Landis Heilman, Tecumseh, eb. “Camp Fire Sparks’ by Capuain Jack Crawford, “The Poet Scout,” is a brief col- lection of poems reviving memories of soldier life auring the war. 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Bradford Rhodes & Co., 78 William street, New Yorik. Volume 5 of the Transactions and Reports of the Nebrasia State Historical Society (Liucoln, Nob.,) comes to us much in the form ol souvenir of the twenty-fifth i versary of the admission of Nebraska stato into the union, It puts into permanent form the papers und addresses read at tho public celebration in Lincoln and reprints Dr. Victor Rosowater's article on the const tutional development of Nebraska, which appeared in the souvenir edition of Tur: B on that oceasion. This volume, perhaps more thun those which have preceded it, is particularly rich in materiuls relatiog to in- teresting tovics in the history of this state “Tables tor the Writiug of Exercises in the Study of Harmony,” in- two serics, by Mucller, is arranged in_conformity with S, Secht mdamental Harmonies.” The first series is_devoted to the writing of intervals, scales, triads and chords of the seventh and ninth, with their inversions and natural progression and connection. intro- ducing at the close the subject of the “Har- monization of Melodies,” with primary chords. He announces that “he has found by long cxperience that the best way to study harmony is to harmonize melodies. 'he second series introduces all forms of chords, suspensions, anticipations, chunging tones and melodies {u the bass. William A. 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The work when completed will comprise twenty-five numbers, representing 1.000 imperial folio pages, 12x16 inches, rinted on the finest enameled paper on the chle press as an exhibit of the fair. The illustrations. of which there are to be no less than 2,000, ave simply superb,and will go far towurd making this the most fitting resume and memorial of the greatest of all exhibi- tions. The work begius with a chapter on fairs of the past, from the Crystal ace at London in 1851 to the la Paris ox- Ilus- important feature of the fair, every beautiful or picturesque view, every characteristic group, all special events and notable personages are pictured on its pages, making it the most atiractive and comprenensive production of the kind. ‘The Bancroft company, Auditorium build- ing, Chicago. “Governments and Politicians, Ancient and Modern,” by Charles Marcotte, is au attuck on republican and democratic forms of gov- ernment as inferior to monarchies. Just at present our country is not troubled with that issue und the no danger of any harm from the work; in fact, any thoughtful reader would lay it down with a smile, con- vinced that the writer's narrowness and as- sumption was the product of having lived long under a monarchy and itself contra- dicted all lis claim. The form of govern- ment 18 4 wornout theme, and is one that can be treated in a very fow pages, but the functions und structure of government, the principles of human development and growth underlie the question of form and are re- celving the major shave of attention from thinkers today. The writer all turough is redundant in words, but displ; requisite acumen eiving th school boy’s deb Monroe street, Chicago. One of the leading contributions to the current Dietetic and Hygienic Gazette is a dissertation on “Some Forms of FFood Adul- teration,” by R. H. D, dwelling on the use of copper the color of canned vegetal) The writer is candid enough to admit that not the slightest trace of harm has ever been traced from the infinitesimal quantitics employed, but harps on its evil as an adulteration Commercial demagogy has plunder public enough disguised in its howl u adulteration. Statements aboutadulterated goods have beou persisted in that are fal and ave only almed to_drive away compe tion, and logislatures have been adultera to shape laws with the gole aim of driving out of busiucss the smaller rivals of some of our great monopolies. The less wo hear of adulteration the better. Common law pro- tects the citizen without vague adulteration laws aimed to create o false impression in tho pubile mind and seare them into paying higher prices than necessary for their wants. Let the professional medical agitator begin 10 purify himself and ccuse to be the tool of corrupt jobbers and give the public a rest about adulteration. It Las enough quacks in its ears alveady, and legislation has enough to do to remedy real evilsand to keep its own hands from evil. The Gazette Publishing company, 1218 Broadway, New York. In his “Outlines of Ecouomics” (New York: Hunt & Eaton), Prof. Richard T. Ely of the University of Wisconsin has e t to | hensive system what was merely sketched in | omy.” | financ amplified and broadened into & more compre- his earlicr “Introauction to Political Feon Tho nety work follows the same liberal 1ines as shecld, but is arranged upon | A more systemanie busis. Dr. Ely divides | nto private and publie economics, the influence of his German | fopting the Knylish | y and public | mlation | h of the author's stud published sep 1y and sho acquyinzance with the advance literature of the day. He does not, howev acoept in toto the views of the most rec writers, but modifies many of them indicating the espenditure on his much ¢ and thought. A m featu 1s18ts in tho very full bibliog ies ana rwestions of topies for study “Outlines™ is design for ¢his puepose can 1stimuiatin stian prohi W Yor threo on union was | recently org Cambridge have five years, bishop Relwood of New Zealand, at the guest of Cardinal Gibbons, | aves for home ina_nonth, but will not reach it tiil about midsumnmer, which1s to | say in January in his country The cighth annual esnvention of Christian Workers in_the United States and Canada will meet November 410 1 anta, Ga This association claims to be international in scope and undenominational in charvacter, Rev. David Fennessy, for president of St Mary's 'colic one of the most n institution Rowmo to b of Resurrec There wei aptized in the N Baptist 6hu last vear. In churehes but thrce the | the evening. Tk ation of the eity is ¢ thrce churches have assi fourtcon have woaien missions 2 per cent of tho baptisms are sehool ohn €. Faville, a gelical congress in Ch had increased his eveni 200 to more than 700, rovived interest in tho morning service and’ given new lifo to the whole chureh or ion, by following four rulos, viz o cliurch music; printed programs of the service; (8) good ushers and a bri ption committee; ( a she non of fiftoen to twenty minute Miss I Aained a ¢ Stephen’s & Francisco, pastors who | fou niy many years Louisville, ucational il the tions Only from the Reed, who was recontly or- ss by Bishop Nichols in the fitst _laay to recciv order in Californ The bishop said t the elevation of a woman to the order v wmerely a return of womun to the place occupied when in the upper chambe Jerusalem, when the Holy Ghost came dow upon the apostles. He hoped that Miss | Reed’s example would soon be followed by others. PRATTLE OF TH ISTERS. Eight little negro boys got on a Niagara street car at the porner of Vermont streot about 0 o'clock last night, says the Buffuio Exo) They had been out to St. Ma to rehearse something or other (they w choir boys) and the; then on their w to St. Paul's. he women in the car talked to them und asked them all sorts of ques- tions.‘They all talked williugly, except one little follow, whowas as black as coal, and who secmed to be the buti of the other you all s{ug?” asked one of the women. b, answered turce of the boys at the same time. ““Phen you ave regular littio blackbirds.” “Oh, no, ma'am. Blackbirds don’t do nothin' but chigp; 1'm a canary.” “An’ I'm a mockin’ bird,” said another, and each boy told what kind of bird he was, un- til the eighth oné, the butt before mentioned, was the only one'who had said nothing. “And what kind of a bird are you, my lit- tle fellow?” usked the woman. - am,” he answered, “I spees T a'clicken. I gels it 1 Lhe neck so offun.” I me t Retire Theim. —Little Dick —Auntie a1l those pretty things called bric-a-brac used to be in reg'lar use. 1 wonder w'en they went out of fashion and_got stuck way up on mantelpieces, Little Dot—I guess it was w'en folks found that some of their childrens was goin’ to be boys, Mamma —Har Georgio Jones? Hurry—Yes. “\Was that doing unto others as you would © them do unto you.” Yos, I just wanted him to try it on me, ‘enuse knew I could lick him in & minute.” .y, didn’t T hear you teasing Auntie—You should” ask to be excused whon you leve the table. Little Nephew—Should 17 I thought from the way you ncted_about that third piece of pic that you'd be glad to see me go. Mother—Horrorsl "How did you tear your clothes sot Small Boy—Trying to get overa barbed wire fence without teavin’ ‘em. MPLETLES, Among_examples of ‘‘pious sentiments missing their mark,” the following beats all competitors that I have come across. It is suid 10 come from & tombstone in the North- west Provinces. Ido not know whether it 15 new, but it 1s good enough to bear repeti- tion: cred to the Memory of The Rey. Who, after twenty y us a Missionar: shot by s k s’ unremitting labor accidentally tmagar. +Well done, thougood and faithful Servant.” u Rev. D. H. L. Wayland tells this story on himsel On ar t oceasion the Ram- bler, according to bis fecble light, proached the gospel in o village which is enriched, illuminated and sanctified by tho presence of a school of prophets. With such capacity as he was possessed of he cudeavored to preach to tho people about God, Christ, the immor- tal aud the cternity that yond us. A local pape wishing to do the thing, stated that the pulpit was by d-S0, ed: ‘The aoctor's re- miarks were very entertaining.’ " e Tdon't believe Jonah was swal- v o whule. 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