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The Burlington takes the lead. SE PTEMBER 2, 1888 ~TWENTY-FOUR PAGES. It was in advance of all lines in developing Nebraska. It was in advance of all lines in establishing dining-car service between Missouri river points and Chicago. It was in advance of all lines in giving the people of Omaha and the West a fast mail service. It was in advance of all lines in running its trains from the East into Omaha propar. It was in advance of all lines in reducing the time of *passenger trains between Omaha and Chicago. It was in advance, and is the only line by which you can feave Omaha in the morning and arrive in Denver the evening of the same day. It has been progressive in the past. It will lead in the future. Travel and ship via the Burlington. Ticket Office, 1223 Farnam Stroet. Depot on Tenth Street. Licensed Plumbers & Gas Fitters REMOVED TO 522 and 524 South (8th Corner 16{h and Jacksen Street, Where they have a full line of ey essary to their busmess, They are prey give estimates on al v line and promptly 1 all orders entrusted to_thelr care, Best of workmen employed and all work war- ranted, MORRISON & REED, W LOCATION, Corner 16th and Jackson Streets, HUMAN RELICS OF THE PAST, ben and Women Who Have Over- stepped the Limit. A CENTENARIAN'S GOOD MEMORY Bent to the Hospital at 102—Gone at 87-A Woman 140 Years Old An Old Inn-Keeper— Long Memory. A Centenarian's Good Memory. According to the Marion (Ky.) Moni- tor, there lives at Boxville, Crittenden rounty, a negro who is a hundred years old, 'When Washington was burned he says he saw Cuptain Ross’ boats going up the James river towards the scene of the national calamity. He says that he 1s anxious to live, and that he expects :o put in several more years here be- 0w, Sent to the Hospital at 102, Cathorine Vetland, who last week | w eolebrated the 102nd anniversary of her irth, has been reccived as a patient at ellevue hospital, New York. The Tribune says that “‘two years ago she sustained an injury to her arm and right side, and since then has gradually broken up. Symptoms of mental aber- ration became more and more marked, until at last it was found expedicnt to r move her to a hospital.” e J Gone at Eighty-seve In Danville, 1., on July 20, occurred the death of Grandma Light, aged Sp as This louse tor, modern fmproven Rates, $2 and $2.80 Per Day. 1 i < 1 1 St MORRISON & REED|THE COMMERCIAL HOTEI, Corner Dearhorn and Lake Strests, CHICAGO. as just hoon thoi r 315,000, makin eals, Cen ny station trally loca moe price ; bath rooms, and wll’ nshly refitted it far better in the west ol heaters and 1 T vs $0 all points of the city, e address inl rates to professional people, u catalog AMorgun Park, L., oni Telephone 250, The LUDLOW Has obtained a reputs 1 troduced fc CORK Y LE, PER- FECT FIT,” “COMF( AND DURAY 1Y.” They have no superiors in Hand Turns, Hand Welts, Goodyear Welts, and Machine Sewed “LUDLOW” SHOE will buy no othe Ladies, ask fov the Try them, and you YOU ARE NOT Doing yourself justice if you donot take advantage of the GREAT 50 PER CENT DISCOUNT SALE! Now going on at the Polack Clothing Company’s. Just think of i + when you can buy good re- liable clothing at half their value. What more do you want? If you have no use for them now buy and lay them away. Pants for $4.50, and $5 Pants for $2.50. vour boys’ School Suits, as school will open soon. suit for $2; a $3 suit for $1.50; and everything in pr but a short time, at the $10 overcoats tor $5. $15 Suits for $7.50. A $10 suit for $5; $8 Suits for $4. $9 Parentsand guardians, now is your time to buy an $8 suit for $4; a $4 oportion. Call soon as this sale will last Polack Clothing Gompany, - - 1316 Farnam Stres One Price Only. oMAHA SBLECTED! DR, J. E. McGREW ONE OF THE MOST SUGCESSFUL SPEGIALISTS!" In the treatment of CHRONIC AND SO-CALLED INCUR- ABLE DISEASES, has permanently locate tor's theo [ B o il ished when measure, Is it _your LIVER, THROAT? 1 BRA frer 1 BLADDER, wxes of tho SKIN or Doctors*NewTreat- d Diseases' SESand eve m the bones, Debility ¢ results e Dr. Met i e of regular medi- cine.and his GRE TCCBSS in curing disease is I close attention to the treatment of each case, The Doctor 15 justly classed as one of the LEADING SPECIALISTS, CONSULTATION at theoflice, £ atment, REASONABLE. Treat- > at a distance by cof on- Medicine rent Address J. E. McGRIZW, M. D, an Block, Cor: 16th & Doug). ____Omaha, Nebrask 2 lack Hends, Mesh Worms, cured by Ma, ‘ompleyion Soap.2ic. by wail, Millard Co.,Bufralo, N, Y. ment gi dence, S parts Bushy nburn, Moth Patches. prompt eradicated by Magie Freckle Cure y mail, Millard Co., Buffalo twelve children, of whom nine survive him. Remembera a Long Way Back. There is living near Dorby, in Eng- distinetly re Lows XVI. reached England early in probability is that Mes. Steve only person in the world whose cal recollection goes back so far., land, a lady now in her 1018t year, who ambers the shock she re- ceived on hearing of the execution of As the news of that event 1793, the the stori- Became a Jewess at Sixty. Cincinn the admiss a convert to the faith. made more interesting from the fact that the new comer was an aged lady, whose wrinkled face and silvery tresses clearly showed that not many less than sixty winters had passed over them, Yet at this late period of her life El mira Bloom, for that was the lady’s name,sought to release herself from the bonds of the religious denomination in which she was born and to ally herself ith the ati Commercial G otte: The ordinary Sabbath services at the Plum street temple were varied yesterday morning by the unusual occurrence of on into the band of Isracl of The affair was most ancient of creeds, to whoso precepts she had long since con- formed, but into whose pale she had not yet been formally admitted. More than thirty years ago, in an in- won Llmir; He was a Hebr For twenty gother in good wil acob, sn terior town, Jacob' Bloom wooed and , and they were mari she was a chr years they dwelt to- (o S fell destroyerver cut short the life of ‘Their home life was conducted i like that of a Jewish fami possible, though the wife knew only so much of Judaism, its rites and ceremo- od, n. eighty-seven years. She was born in | niesas the husbind taught her. They Pennsylvania and raised in Ohio. Her | moved to Cincinuati, and often, prior to husband, John Light, fought in the | the deavh of her husband, Mrs. Bloom Black Hawk war. He died in 1832, [ sought to bo admitted into Dr, Wise's leaving her a widow with four children, two sous and one daughter, living near Sun Antonio, Tex., and one in Danville, il Two grandchildren and three great- grandehildren in California and five great-grandchildren in Toxas also sur- vive her. Mrs, Mary Light did h own housework and tilled her own gar- den up toa month before her death. She was a faithful member of the M. B. ©hurch. A Woman 140 Years Old. Probably in no country are ex of lnnguvu_\- $0 numerous and ing us in Russia. Almost every day mowspapers contain well authenticated accounts of women and men who took part in, and have a vivid recollection of, the most’ noteworthy events of the last contury. The latost of these in- stances is that of a woman who is only forty years younger than the Patrviarch Ysanc when he died. This human relic of the past, who celebrated her 140th birthday some weeks ago, lives exclusively on potatoes and milk, She was at all times & strict teetotallar. She fs slill lively, brisk und cheerful, and cah read without specta uples strik- An Old Innkeeper Dead. A Pottstown (Pa.) dispateh of Auvgust A4 says: Captain Samucl Saylor, tor a long peried lundlord of the HoTmans- Vil hotel, near Hanover, Montgomery county, died August 11, aged eighty- | r nwe years. He conducted his hotel busiuess himself, and was believed to be the oldest innkeoper in Peonnsylvania. Cupwin Saylor took an active part in Yolunteer soldiery affairs for half a cen- tury, and was captain ol the Monigom- ory Rifle Blues, He was also n promi- nent democratic politiciam, and inspoct- orof cigars, at one time, for the upper Ciatrict ‘of thie county. Deceased was | h twice murried, and continue to faith of Ab into the flock. ligion, and y; tarily the obli and again e nd finally to die in the m, Isaac and Jacob, last, after years of entreaty, the vener- ble rabbi consented to admit her He found her well qu ified in point of learning in the r sterday she passed the v quired examination, and adopted volun- ations of Judaism. temple, but the rabbi, always veluctant to admit_ converts, advi procrastinate, and so Mr. Bloom died, still married to u Christian wife. The death occurred some six years ago, and tim d the lady to At FOR SLEEPLESSNESS Use Horsford’s Acid Phosphate. Dx. C. R. Dax have found it, and it alone, to be capable of producing a swe of insomnia from overwos which so often oce and business m and natural In a Dining Belleville, 111 “p sleep in cases of the brain, in active professional om, We are now in the dining room of u rec Pre cles. pretty, good hotel, says 88, the Detroit We can see seven, nine, ten, twelve, fifteen—about their teeth wh ‘Who ar unning. nineteen They are drum men @ they wait for dessert. re these men? They are the men who k pick ng b this hotel Did you hear that distinguished look- watching ing lady remark to her escort that this town seems to be pretty common? While you are i girls as they burst out of the kitchen one hy one you might also glunce from time to timo at this distinguished look- ing lady and see her eat. the waiter Does she carry food to her mouth with er fork? Yes, and with her kaife, too; knife and fork alternately. Sece? Meat on fork, potato on knife; cucumber on fork, cold slaw on knife. Doesn’t she do well? And who is this lady? She is leading lady in a very small theatrical company playing in the town one night. See that nice waiter girl over there leaning against the wall? Does she seo us? No, not yet. There! now she sces us and comes to take our order. ‘We will have some soup 'n fish. ‘When she had brought the soup and fish the nice waiter girl brought us some butter and some crackers and some salt and some pepper in a dainty, gre ful manner; then she will slightly move our knife and fork and fix things all nice, and then she will stand quietly by our chair, clear her throat, and say, in a gentle, subdued tone, but very rapidly: **Roas’ muttin roas’ beef browngravy roas’ chicken roas’ lamb loi stuffed boil’ ham tongue queen col’ meats.” The foreign words are hers. They indicate the dishes they really have. The others are called off merely for effect—to make drummers say they have a good table. We know we shall be uncertain what she said, so we will just order those, and all will be well. See how the beautiful leading lady drinks water with her forefinger in the tumbler, Do you see that nice-looking couple over there at the first table this way from the second window but one. ‘Why do they sit there so serious and abstracted, speaking never a word to each other? Because they are just married. Though they're quite still, they love each other dearly. That freckled young man has just had afinger bowl put before him,and he doesn’t know what to do with it. Per- haps he thin Can this be soup come again? The nice waiter girl has just open the kitchen door, and comes bearing down on us with a heavy tray. We will stop looking around and see what she has forgotten to bring us. kicked yonder she —_— Kissed a Tooth Out. Chicago Herald: TFrederick Heinz man accused Sarah Kuchner in a police court the other day of kissing a double tooth out of his head. In proof of his statement he showed the resulting gap in the teeth of the lower jaw. The skeptical judge elicited this story from the blushing Miss Kuchner. The was engaged to Heinzman, who continually complained that she wastoo indiflerent; «ast evening as they stood alone on a Fulton ferryboat he' reiterated this re- proach. he at once threw her arms around his neck, placed her lips to his and kissed him till a loose double tooth came Heinzman said that he had had Sarah arvested while in anger, and would withdraw his charge. There- upon the two lovers walked away arm in arm, e R T Mothers Rea The proprietors of SANTA ABIE have authorized Goodman Drug Co., to refund your mouney if, after giving this California King of Cough Cures a fair trial as directed, it fails to give sat- isfaction for the cure of Coughs, Croup, Whooping Cough and all throatand Lung * troubles. When the disease affects the head, and assumes the form of Catarrh, nothing 1s so effective as CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE. 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You Sassypa; ang out. *“Wondah whi yrillah!” at ar the open air, with skin whiter than his eyes of pansy blue, nose a perfect an, mouth small, lips full and crimson, face bright with the intelli- gence that tells of refined, wealthy and educategd parentage. “I am sorry, aunty,” said she with a swift, shy glance at the stranger, “‘that Ikept you waiting supper, but—" she hesitated and whispered the rest of the sentence. “De good Lawd fergib him. Sick,and mought die all erlone.,” and the old woman rung her hands in pitiable con- fusion. “*He will die,” asserted the girl, sor- rowfully, ‘‘and in such a place!” hab got tu now? Pears like she lers hiding sumwhar,” With the words an old, tall, gaunt negro woman issued from the bushes. Her back was to the rider and she con- tinued talking to herself, ssy! you good-fer-nothin’, whar am yerat?” Cum, blessed lam, tu_ yer olo ‘mammy. Hor heart am bleeding fer yer, honey.” Riding nearer, Lee Middleton was about to ask the cause of her anxiety, when she sprang away exclaiming: “Oh, Lawdy, Lawdy!” “Don’t be alarmed; aunty,” inter- nosed Middleton; **You have nothing o fear from me.” “Den you hain’t— She checked herself suddenly, looked at him suspiciously, seemed half satis- fied and then continued: **1Ldunno what tu berlieve any mo'!*” “Believe that you are perfecily safe. Who were you calling, aunty?” “De tormentedest, quecrest, perplex- in’est, cutest, most tryin’ and bressedest chile cher was.” bt wise—" and again ime to & mysterious pause. What is her nam “Sassypayrillah. ob hit, but I calls her 3 times ‘Payrillah’ for short.,” Who gave it to her?” “I did. One night, arter thar had bin big fightin’ down in de walley, my ole man—he’s dun gone dc —war pokin’ around tu see what he could fin—" f*About what 1 am doing now—" “*And he stumbled on to an ole kul- ored gentleum lyin’ undah a tree wid a chile by his side.” sleep? Yes, and one ob dém would nebber wake up no mo’in dis world. No, he wasn’t no soger, but ballet had killed him all de same.” **'While trying toggscape with the childy”? “*Dat’s jess what we veckoned. Wal, dar war nobody clse th keer fer hit, and he brung it home. We didn’t lib up heah den, but got skesrt and cum, and Dse tried to be mudder to de po’ chile ehl since,” 3ut about the name, aunty?” Jar war a bottle ha'f full of milk be- side dem, and we got a man who cum along tu spell out de word printed on i suid as how hit was * and 50 we jess called de »5, dat am de hull and some- An original method of obtaining a me,"” laughed Middleton, understand- ing the bottle to have contained the questionable b age sold throughout the country arsaparilla.” “But,” he resumed, ought not to permit the child to wapder around alone.” “I exclaimed the negress,open- s wide with astonishment, *‘she ain’t afecred of nuthin’. And, heah she comes now!” >ton who then was aston- He had expected to see one of race uas the speak The The ished. the same directly opposite was the ca: child with the startling name was of about twelve years, remarkably fall and well developed by constant exercise im “Horrerble! horrerble!™ and, turning to Middleton, the negress entreated him to go away. “Ishall do nothing of the kind,” he replied, dismounting, and realizing that he had accidentally stumbled upon somo mystery. *I shall not leave you, an infirm old woman, and this child to brave some unknown danger—to be present at some unknown death. It would be cruel and unmanly to do so.” The negress still violently gestured him to go away, and muttered unintelli- gible words. From her long, drooping lashes the girl studied his face fora little time, then stepped boldly forward, laid her little sun-browned hund in his and said, trustingly “Lam glad you have come. Tt is ter- rible to be alone in these mountains with only—" The rest of the thought was not voiced, but her glances told that she was sparing the feelings of her old benefactress. Her action deeided the matter, and, perhaps glad to have company and as negress sistance, the to her cabin, soon wnd led the way down into the valley, ascended upon the i de, and at last stood before in the rock girl darted within, returned and led Middleton forward, but not into the depths of the mountain, as he had sup- posed. The rock was a mere shell and behind it stood a cabin Dbuilded of heavy logs, with massive doors and evi- dently framed to resist attack. Now there was nothing to bar en- trance. The last rays of the descend- ing sun streamed in unchecked, and an- other guest than those who had toiled up the steep path was coming, was very near, could not be barred out, and to mortals he was known as Death. Upon a rude couch, covered with skins of animals, lay an old, very old, d, and yet® with ; His hair .and beard were as snow, his fuce wripkled, but his eyes woro burning with an unnat- ural Tight and his lips and speech were firm v, he said with almost courtly manners and speech, “'you are the first whose footsteps have eutered here, save those of this blessed little girl and this my good nurse. Who Iam they know not, and it matters not for the world to know, for I have long been forgotten.” “*Without in the least attempting to pry into your secrets, T will gladly do anything to—" “Smooth my way to the grave? The nt of society!” was interrupted harsh- y; I never expeeted to hear it again. But your face tells of an honest heart, your eyes shir ndly and you have not lived long enough to have'the milk of humanity turned to gall, Thanks.” The last word was to the old nogress and child, who were endeavoring to make him more comfortable, who held a cup of some nourishing and stimulat- {;I:,’ draught to his parched and fovered ) **This dear child,” he resumed, ‘‘has betin 10 me what an angel would be to a fallen spirit. About three years since accident threw her in mfiu —1 was the means of saving her {ite. I never thought to look upon the face of my kind again—to speak to one of them. Why I thus buried myself must be buried with me. The world called me a murderer; I called the act justice. I was doomed to death, but a golden key will open prison locks and shoe the swiftest of horses. By night I fled, came here and—that is enough.”, “Still,” suggested Middleton, “‘now that death is near, you may have some- thing you wonld like done, something to bo attended to after you are gone.” **Nothing, noth —yes, this. Here where I have lived T would be buried. ‘Within the limits of this cabin let my grave be dug. Bury me deep, deep, and when the earth is smoothed over me fire the cabin aud let it burn down to ashes, The sponge of Time has washed out my name from the memory of those who once knew me, and so let the spot where these old bones are hid- den be lost to the living.” ‘‘Is that all?” questioned Middleton, kindl “AIl? All? Give me a drink quickly, my blessed little angel, for I am faint- ing, choking. That will do. All? Liv- ing again in the black and bloody past T had forgotten the more important pros- ent. Listen and swear to do as I direct.” ““To the best of my ability.” “When I am dead—it will not be very long now, for my heart is laboring and y stop its feeblo beati dig down in yonder corner and find a stone box. Ah! how many hours I was on the making. Yet it ng, for it kept mo from thinking of myself, and much thought is madness. In it you will find some paper better you should not know now. are my gift to this sweet child to be her—her dowry The last word appeared to strangloe him, to shake ¢ ne @ ) terrible the shed upon his From it he photog brain. picture memor rapidly numbii never recovered, “No, no, I will not curse her,” came struggling from his ashy lips. “She was 0 beautiful it was not strange if others d her and—God in heaven! —if I'should have been wrong, if my hand was stained in innocent blood!” For along time he remained speech- less and shaking as one with the palsy. The child wiped away the thickly gath- ered tears from hi yes, smoothed the damp haiv and kissed him. Shesaw no guilt upon his brow, shrank not from the sin hidden within his heart. But in the presence of such a death the old negro woman was powerless, She with- drew outside of the cabin, sat down upon the ground and sang a low, mys- terious chant, such as her not far re- icestors might have used upon African sho Middleton Y the hand of the dying man until the flash of intelligence that precedes the final ame, then bent down his ear to the parting instructions. The old man placed the fingers of the child in his and faintly whispered: **Take her, take care of her, educate her,as I have been doing; guard her from every snare, and may the curses of heaven fall upon you if in the least fraction you betray your trust.” Then again his mind wandered, He talked of a cottage, a city home, of ‘“‘Agnes, the bright, the beautiful, the—" His heartstringe, worn to the merest thread, snapped suddenly and he passed to the judgment of a higher court than any of earth with his f‘ilu secret unre- vealed, ()lviniflthe weeping and frightencd ¢hild intothearms of her fos ber. ton t 10 the oo 0f thg Qasd mane — but ashes remained, and then sadly thq trio returned to the cabin of the ola negress and discussed their future, The decision was easily made; the contents of the box were taken out and secured in stout wrappers, and child and negress were transported to the home of Middleton’s mother, many miles distant. [ S SR B T T Six years later a beautiful girl gave her hand, as she had long given hex heart, to Leo Middleton. Upon thein return from the church she placed in his hands a time stained package and said with charming archness: ‘‘Here is my dowry. Open it, dear, x\r)xlls::(: what an heiress you have mars ried. There was more truth in ner)zlnyrul words than either imagined. nume ber of specimens of gold were found, maps and full instructions how to find the mines—hints immediately acted upon. Iuich indeed was she, beautiful, edu- cated, loved and honored. Her name has been softened into ‘‘Circe”—had she not bewitched his heart and her in« nocent witcheraft given the clue ta wealth?—but to the day of her death tho old negress called her ‘‘Sassy” when petting, and ‘“Sassypayrillah” when talking in a dignified manner of her to strangers. e A Desperate Man, “Papa,” said a pale but beautiful girl, “T refused Mr. Sampson last night, and as he went to go he said: **Miss Miflinton, your refusal has made me desperate, all the colors of my life are changed, look in the papers to= morrow morning,’ and, with a groan,he was gone. Oh, papa, see what dreadful thing has happened.” *“Was his first name George?” asked the old man, scanning the paper. *‘Yes, papa.” “H-m—George Sampson. Yes, he has been sent up for ten days, “‘Sir,” he said to_the old man, ‘for mouths I have worshipped your daugh- ter with a mad passion, which 1 g every reason to suppose was recipre= cated.” “Well?” ““Last night she cruelly refused me, and, in the depth of my dark despai Loyerestimated my capacity, and. th mm'uvinfi: was fined $10.” el W *‘I think, sir, that in view of all the existing circumstances, it would be na more than right for youto rcimburse me the fine.” — The Youth Who Died for Love. Texas Sifuings: A visitor to a noted ruin on the Rhine was shown over tha premises by an old janitor, who exe« plained all about the castle Janitor—*‘This is the celebrated hune ger tower.” Visitor—“How did it got that name?” “Do you see yon skcleton in the cors nery” “I do.” . ““That is the skeleton of the wretched page who dared to aspire to the affee. tions of the beautiful countess of Drachs erefels, and who, for his crimo, was locked up in this tower, and perished wretchedly from hunger and thirvst, Alas, poor youth!” added the junitor, wiping uwnf‘ a dry tear. “'His skeleton seems to bo fatling to pleces.” w'Yes, but I have alrcady made e« rangements with the village SeXLOR, who furnished this one, to procure me A nice new one.”