Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 10, 1888, Page 14

i § | { i | i | | THE OMAHA DAILY becausge their beloved has them the example. The detectives who found him there say he expresses no desire to return to his native country, but seems satistied to continue his ‘life of idleness and power. Meanwhile Mrs. Banks, the de- serted wife, becoming acquainted with these facts came on to New York and commenced an action for divorce, which was terminated in her obtaining the coveted decree. The Contortionist's Bride. William C. Daly, a member of the Daly family of acrobats, now connected with Forepaugh's circus, and Emma McMenamin, a rosy-cheeked lass of gev- enteen years, says the Philadelphis Press of a recent date, met for the first time in Forepaugh’s theatre on last Tuesday evenin st the pair exchanged glances and then words. Daly escorted her to her home and invited her to meet him on Thu y night. She consented and they visited another theatve. It w late when the performance ended, and Emma told William t she was afraid to go home at that hour. He provided her with shelter and asked her to be- come his wife. Her answer was in the affirmative. and they were united by . Mr. Strickland in Camden on Fri- [n the evening Daly took his bride to the house of her parent John MeMenamin, the father of Emma, who had been annoyed over the absence of his daughter, flew into a passion when the acrobat introduced himself and said that Emma was his wife. McMenamin called in Policeman queen set CUPID'S WEEKLY BULLETINS. Haps and Mishaps of the Matrimon- ial Market. HOW THEY COURT IN MISSOURI. A Contortionist's Bride—A Dunsky Queen's Romance — Marriage ©Customs in China Connubialities. the Corridor. New Orleans Pieajune. Last night when the opera was over, She stood in the corridor dim Alone with her gallant her lover, Saying good night to him. The moonlight was white in the courtyard, The corridor silent and gray ; "'wirs sweet to be there with her lover, Baying good night that way. He vowed he was starving to kiss her— 1 wonder why didn't he then { T'm sure there could be nothing Except that he kiss her again, ceter, He swore the dead rose on her bosom Had died from the toueh of his lips, Yet he only caressod its pale petals With shy finger-tips, 0, her lover is dull about women, “This shyness discloses, Else he would have answered love's longings, Under those roses. Missouri Courtship. “When I was ayoung man Dunliff Seventh district, and had politician the other day, “I traveled in | Daly arrested for having abducted his the southwest considerably, selling sad- [ duughter. The case was heard before Magistrate Smith at the central station yesterday morning. John McMenamin told the story of his daughter's disappearance and marriage. Emma followed with her statement, which was substaniall as given ahove, and showed the cert cate of marriage. *How came you to scrape up an ac- quaintance so easily with a stranger and get married so quickly?” asked the court of the bride. I thought he was a real nice young fellow, and when he asked me to marry him I consented,” was the reply. “What do yi propose to do with your wife, Daly?” inquired the court. are of her, of course,” said the dles, ete. On one of my trips i stopped over night in a settler’s cabin in south- east Missouri The settler and hi family were mighty cordial. gave me the best they had and mademe welcome to a bunk on the floor with them. The oldest daughter wassixteen orseventeen years old and a perfect beanty for her situation. She was the kind of a girl a novelist would break his neck to get hold of for a heroine. She'd be very picturesque and pleasing in a book, but shudder when I think of her in real life. She took quite a shine to me and before we laid (Hu\\‘n she had told me nearly every thing she ever h A heavy rain fell during the night, and as the road had been heavy befor they were not passable the next mor ing. So I had to stay at the cabin The girl was attentive for the three days I was there, and on the even- ing of the last day she said, ‘Say, is you ung married?” I told her ‘no,’ and wanted to know why she asked. ‘Well, if you uns ain’t,’she said, *we uns might get spliced.’ The speaker paused to allow his hear- ers time to break all their buttons, and then continued: *Her father approved heartily of the plan, ‘I’ve been wishing you uns would hitch ever since 1 seen’ you uns,’ he said, and the whole family was so con- gratulatory that I w: 1id to declin Ipretended to accept, and offered to ride to the meeting-house about twenty miles away and get the preacher. They laughed at the idea. *We uns can marry ourselves by kissing over a can- dle,” the girl said. I insisted on the preacher, and after a Jong argument got my horse out to ride for him. Just as [ was about to mount, the girl came out of the cabin arrayed to go with me. That was too much. 1 mounted in a hurry, laid a switch to the horse’s flanks and rode off at the top of the horse’s specd. 1 have never seen the charmer since,” How He Won Her. A young countryman who had long loved a girl who lived a mile or two from him was nearly in despair about winning her hand, says the Americus mber, she is your wife, and you must provide for her,” added the mag- istrate, and. turning to McMenamin, he remarked; ‘‘Your dnughteris over the age of consent, and as they were legally married { cannot interfere. 1 suppose yon must make the best of a bad b gain.” MceMenamin, his wife and Emma then left and when Daly was released from the dock he speedily followed them. This 1s In China. In Chana if a bride break the heel of her shoe in going from her father’ her hnsband’s house it is ominou unhappiness in her new relations, sa) the Montreal Star. A piece of bacon and a parcel of sugar are hung on the bacek of a bride’s sedan-chair as a_sop to the demons who might molest her on he journey. The “Three Baneful On are fond of salt and ices, and the ts. A bride, while putting on her wedding garments, stands in a round, shallow basket. This conduces to her leading a placid, well-rounded life in her future home. After her departure from her father’s home her mother puts the basket over the mouth of the oven, to stop the mouths of all who would muke adv, comment on her daughter, and then s down before the kitchen range. that her peace and leisure may be duplicated in her daughter’s life A Strange Case. At Montgomery, Ala., a remarkable (Ga.) Telegraph, and 'Was on the eve of | cyse was —recertly fraued i the selling out and leaving the country, as supreme court. The name of the the girl had refused him three times, | cuse is A, 1. Hinson and J. W. and it was out that she was engaged to | FiG aiinistrators. AR S another fellow. Our hero had notic that his rival and the girl would in an old meadow field nearly er afternoon, and he grew madly jealou: In his cattle he had a young bull that was always mad with everything but his master, because he was an especial pet. Now Dave, ashe called the bull was to be the object with which to sati- Bush. The irlish or Aine It came up no parallel in w books or pr from the Butl court, Some yc Richard H. Bush. a well*kuown itizen and prosperous planter of county, married Mrs. Mary At the time of the marris Bush was a widowar and M I tice. county ugo M fellow Butler Johnson. Mr. ate his_revenge. He would turn him R aLoNerL ARG MED into the meadow, hide himself ,.“:.““‘l‘.',“;;m,x,l‘f;,;‘“.;f:“,:,d,f,‘,',. and see his rival tossed like ¢ Mrs. Johnson, going to a foot-bull. So one afternoon 1 . Y 5 they had been rated calling to Dave, who would follow him ) ral years Mr. Bush divorced Mr Ake n dog, he repaired to the meadow, | Tohuson, and shortly afterward marri let the fence down, and turned the hull | 470" X SROTE BV marced in. He then strolled off, and walked around ns miserable as a man could be who was committing an evil deed. An hour or so later he heard the deep mut- terings of the bull, and hastening to the meadow fence he saw Dave about twenty yards from the couple; pawing dirt and shaking his head. The man was trying to get the girl to run, but ghe was s0 terrified she could not move. ‘The bull made a dash, and the fellow ran shrieking for the fenci The bull rushed on after the shrieking fellow, while our disconsointe young man, hav- ing jumped the fence, rushed to the girl, as the bull dashed on after the fu- gitive rival, and, catching her in his arms, told her that such a coward was unworthy of her. As Dave saw hi young master he left off pursuing the other man, returned and went to lick- ing his hand, while the indignant girl vowed she would never more speak to & man that was afr; of u cow. She soon afterward married Dave's boss, Mr. Bush and his young wife lived happily together, Mrs. Johnson remmining in T , and for a time matters went on smoothly. Last year Mr. Bush died, leaving his young wife with one child, and a number of other children by his first wife, who had died before he married Mrs. Johnson. In life he had been a money-making man, and at death he left a considerable amount of property. Shortly after his death his widow, nee Harbin, filed her claim for a dower interest in the estate. A little later Mrs, Johnson came back from Texas and also filed a claim for dower interest in the Bush estate. She acted under the ady of lawye Some years ago the supreme court of Al bama decided that a divorced wife wa entitled to a dower interest in he former husband’s estate. But in that case the husband had not married again, and there is where the differenc comes in. The result was that Mr: Johnson ied her claim into the Butler chancery court, and the chan- cellor allowed her dower interest. M Bush’s claim 1 already been recognized, and in order to settle the question as to who shall have the dower the case has now b wued und pending in the supreme court. A Well Mated Couple, A few days ago a Rock county couple came to St Paul, says the Pioncer Press, They had got well along in years, and being without children had decided to come to the city and apply at one of the orphan asylums for a child to adopt. While on the train coming to St. Paul they had some discussion on the subjeet, in which a decided dissimi- larity of views was developed. The wife wanted to adopt a girl baby, while the husband insisted that the foster child should be a boy bab; he would not budge an inch from the position she had assumed on the question, and he was equally tevacious to his purpose of adopting a boy—and so they argued the question all the way to St. Paul to the intense edification of all the passengers seated in their vicinity, and they landed at St. Paul with the problem still up solved, They went to the Merchants’ hotel and there kept up the argument The deadlock had not been broken when the time came for their train to leave for home, and as each knew the or well enough to realize that there wowld be no giving in on either side, a truce was declared, and the couple after all their trouble and expense, re- turned home childless, us they came, -~ CONNUBIALITIE: Married a [ 15ky Queen. The romantic career of Charles W, Banks, of this city, has already been detailed in these columns, says the Al- bany (N. Y.) Journal. Banks'was mar- ried 1n this city in 1868, to an estimable lady, and then went to San Francisco, where he secured a position in the ex- press office of Wells, Fargo & Co, He prospered, and having made himself popular with everybody and gained the confidence of his “employers, he sud- denly disappeared about two years ngo with 850,000 belonging to the ‘company. Detectives were sent on the track of the defaulte He was traced to Tahita, in the Sand- wich islande, but had left in a schooner a few hours before the ofticers arrived. His subsequent career has been udven- twurous and romantic. A favoring pale directed his craft to the shores of Rare- tongu, Cook’s island, in the South Pa- cific, where the beautiful but dusky Queen Ulakea (Ulakea in English, but somethin n her own picturesque language) reigned quietly and kindly over her loving tribe. She is a widow, but ceased abruptly o grieve for her departed lord when ‘the huand- some and manly bearing and figure of Mr, Banks loomed up before her in her uiet, luxurious home. He wusa wan- erer, weary and forlorn, and she a widow, sad and lone but with lots of this world’s goods and a large heart, which she unhesitatingly threw at hi feet. Her kindness won him, coupled with her own Yankee ingenuity. which told him that he had struck it rich, and he availed himself of the fortunate oppor- tunity equally as uuhcsi\ulin'gl\' us it bud becn opened to him. There at Raretonga, safe from the law’s n‘h‘m)g grasp, where the climate is glorious an warm all the year round, Banks is now livin du‘l‘y domesticated, ~and ae- Ld ed as know! king, and. receiving the Ionufl'ol the people, who adore him, At Sasser, Ga., Saturday, 8 white man by the name of Brown was warried 1o & negro wowan and the cermony was performed by a new preacher. After the wedding breakfast of Prince Henry and the Princess. Irenc at Berlin, while the bride was dressiug for the journey her garter was cut up and the pieces d tributed among her maids of honor, in ac- cordance with an old German custom. Benjamin Smith and_Annie_Jones wero married not long ago After the ceremony was over the bride was Annie mated and the groom Bevnie fitted. Miss Leoline Daniel, of Athens, Louisiana, while preparing for her wedding became cuddenly ill, and died about the hour she was to have been married. Mrs. Frank Leslic says average of two offers of Must be the boys are tryingto work her by making bogus proposals. A man named Blessing he ast_been mar- ried in Harrisburg. In this case the groom’s father gave the bride the Blessing, instead of the bride's father giving it to the couple. A South Carolina girl was married five times in seven weeks, and is now bothered t0 know which one of the chaps is her true husband. She has been sent to jail to think 1tover. declines an Dusenberry, you were outrageously in buying that suit. You are too 7 4Yes, dear, that's what my told mo when she heard I was going to marry you." A Kansas man in revenge stole a child of a woman who refused to marry him and has grown so attached to it tl he refuses to give it up to the mother, even under threat of legal proccedings. True love's most signal triumph over pov- erty and age must be in the recent mar in Devonshire between a spinster of se five and a bachelor of sixty, both in of parish assistance, Mrs, Helen Hoosted, of Pennsylvania, is a very much unmarried woman. She has out- iived six husbands and been divorced from eight others, Helen is a candidate for mat- rimonial honors again. A notable wedding occurred at Livermore, Ky., recently. G. A, Algood of this city,who is only four feet in height, was_married to Miss Minnie Dewitt, of Livia, Ky., who is several inches shorter of statire. receipt Not one hundred miles from Boston lives an energetic farmerand milk peddler, The day before Fast day he was married. Fast day morning he carried his bride to the rail- way station on his milk wagon and pade her an affectionate adieu as she started on her three weeks' wedding journey alone. L A young woman rushed in upon a wedding party in Paris before the marriage and pr sented the bridegroom with a buby, scream- i ‘oward, take charge of your off- The groom’s protests were cold and the bride fainted. But a mo- reeeived ment later the intruder said: “I really beg pardon;: I made a mistuke. This is not the father of my child.” A gentleman who had been in the habit of beating his wife one day hud his photog ken, and thus called attention to it “Come hither, my Jane, see, my picture is liere, Do you like it my lovet youtn an't say it does at present, my dear, But Idare say it will—it’s s0 like you." He loved her once; or so he thought, But now he st away. She could not possibly be To keep from say Don’t it strike His old horse balked. and the minister's ire Was raised, as we all could see: And the minister thought like a_house afire, But he only said, **Dear me!” DUH. K.” who is evidently a good, pious metropolitan Methodist, sends in this And so we have for bishop here An old as well as Newman; And what we like, tis very clear, s been a true man. milkman was recently arrested for ing holy water from the font of a church, The man who thinks it is his duty to get drunk on Sunday cannot be kept sober by law. No, sir; not by u jugful. Now we are told that therc are no politics in heaven, That is pretty rough on the poli- ticians, all. They do not go there, In keeping the women out of their confer- ence, it appears that the good brothers have shown less of method in their madness in their Methodism. A pastoral T trust the congregation will conie forward with all possible liberality to-day, as the interest on the church debt is more than a month over due.” Itisn't impossible for a real estate agent 10 be a christian; but there popular im- ) christian all the Brooklyn church were ing cach other on a hoir rehearsal. Th don't Ly re-choir rehearsal, St. Louis offers to back her preacher ugainst anything in Chieago for points to the amount of £,000, and articles of agreement have been drawn up and are ready to be signed. vopular A Los Angeles minister, swim himself, one Sunday morning an- nounced : v beloved, y ou will find the words of my text this morning in Matthe addition to the new testament, lot 1, block 7. ‘Who was in the Minis Your daughter is handsome, Mr. Snapper. Snappe L sheis. I'm think: ing of having her join the church choir, M— That's wood. Is she a fine vocalist? Sh can’t sing at all, but she's a devil of @ tom. per. Ata holiness meeting near Chicago the other day a man rosc in his scat, crying that it had b led to him that'a woman in the audience was Christ inca e, and that the whole assemblage should fall down and worship her. St. Peter (to applicant) ~Who are you, sir! Applicant (confidentially)—I'm ° an Americun_ newspaper humorist, St. Peter (dubiously)—Well, Idonno; your ¢ will considered. In_ the the shade of have to ‘be carefully meantime you can lie_ down in that chestiut tree and wait. During 4 Second Adventist baptism which took place in a town that bordered upon the Connecticut river, the minister, after having walked in a number of yards with the per- son to be baptized, turned to the people on the shore and said: *Please sing seme ap- propriate hymn.” "At which an_over-zealous sister piped up the hymn, “Pull for the shore, " Ina town not many miles from this city the congregation of a church gathered on beantiful Sabbath morning recently to find that the only key to the church was in the possession of the sexton, which distin- guished functionary could not be found, v direction, but 10 sexton—no ki At last an 0ld man'was found who reporied that at early dawn the sexton was scen digging wortns, The celebrated court physician, Kober, once preached a very powerful sermon aguinst intemperance, © The grand duke of Saxony, whose nose looked like a Chinese lantern, happeued to be present, and he nat- wrally regarded the remarks as ' referrimg to limself; consequently he luoked very se- ely at the eloguent court preacher, who, tehing the grand ducal eye, modificd his remarks by sayig: “Drunkenness is un- doubtedly a great and henious sin, against which ~every true christisn should be warned, excepting, of course, our beloved grand duke, whom' God preserve to us many years yet.” e — For Tir rain Use Horsford's Acid Phosphate. Dr. 0. C. Srovr, Syracuse, 41 gave it to oue patient who w transact the most ordinary busiucss, be his brain was ‘tired and confused’ upou the least mental exertion, Immediate benefit, and ultimate recovery followed sl Sl o irself merely a sinner,” says hat is very cheap abuse and But call” yourself a liar, a rd, & glutton, or an ey b, if you indéed find your- y wise any of these.” i 1022 Kureka. The motto of California means, I have found it. Only in that land of sunshine, where the orange, lemon, olive, fig and grape bloom and ripen, and attain their highest perfection in mid-winter, are the herbs and gum found, that are used in that. pleasant remedy for all throa and lung troubles. SANTA ABIE the ruler of coughs, asthma and consumption. The Good- man Drug Co. has been appointed agent for this valuable California remedy,and sells it under a guarantee at 81 a bottle. Three for 82.50. Try CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE, the only guaranteed cuve for catarrh #1, by wail §1.10, Never call el John Ruskin, utterly us self Lo be in an BEE: SUNDAY. JUNE 10, 1888.—SIXTEEN PAGES. SEIDENBERG & COS - PFPIGARO. - FREE FROM DRUGS, UNADULTERATED, HONEST A ten cent cigar for five cents. *“All Straight Havana Filler.”” For sale by Following named Dealers Cleveland Bros.. Ord, Neb. Gladstone Bros. & Co., Douglas St. Grosfeld E 0. 1805 St. Mary ve. Gentlemen & Hunt, No. 501 N. 16th St. Hughes & Evans. No. 1220 Saunders St. Hammond & Cc 0.1 . 16th St. . 16th and Nicholas, s Aug., Sherman ave & Corby. | Sweeney 8. L., South Omaha. Sobotker C. H. South Omaha. evens Henry A., 16th and Vinton Dahlstedt M. K.. Chapma Deyo & Dorr, Red Cloud, Dresser C. W., Chadron, Central Cit Hirt M., No. 10th St. uthmayd & Runnell, No, 1010 N. 16th. | Galbraith J. E., Albion, N\ll'n. N. 25th St. Hnll, Edwards & Co., 2713 Leavenworth. | Schubert H., 816 N. 16th. Hopkins W. W., Oakland, Neb. Aberly H. J., No. 213 Anisfield Ed., No. 809 S, Har Irwin & Heckman, T s & Gunnell, Paxton, Neb. Dak. mith & Ow ms C. D, 18, South Omaha. mders St. Huntzinger 1611 St. Mary Hallauer Vo. 609 S. 16th St we. 10th St. adwood Anthes Geo. & Co.. No. S. 10th St. Hensell & K 16th and Farnam. obodisky L., 508 N. 16th. Judd L. P.. Cedar Rapids, Neb. Anderson A., No. 2218 Cuming St. Hess J. . 2804 Farnam. Thompson -, 16th & Manderson, | Jepson, John, Mead, Askwith W. S., No. 1608 Saunders St. Hetzell & Sass, 27th and Cuming St. Torbitt C. rnam. Johnson A. B., Mason, Barkolow Bros.. Union Pacific Depot. Kuhn & Co., 15th and Douglas. Toce D., 11204 Farnam, Kinzel Bros., Wisner, Plattsmouth, Neb. Ball 5 Leavenworth. Kinsler J. 1T 307 Farnam, Van Kroge & Pahl, cor. 17th & Clarke, [ Krauss, Phillip, Bell No. 1807 Lake St. iKuhn Fred, No. 610 S. 10th St. Vangreen & Helin, 2002 Cumings. Karker, S. J., Aurora, Neb, Becht Max,Cor. 15th and Harney. Kelly J. A.. No. 1519 Farnam. Wilrot C., 814 N. 16th. Knowlten E. 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J., Minden, Neb. tsmouth, Neb. Spafford T. W., 13th and Howard. » i Copeland L. N., Minden, Neb. aunders. Spettman J. H., No. 2812 Leavenworth. Lake & arnam St. Gentleman Wm., cor. Goodman Drug Co., I Distri i A ts—Max Meyer & Co., Omaha, Neb.; also Western Agents for the Seidenberg & [PRibithg R Co. yF\‘osa. Espanola and Thekla Havana Cigars. ar making a blunder the N slorious present and the bright, bright | came very nc 3 SOME OF THE SPICE OF LIFE. | £t Gther dug by ueing 1 a fho wrong timo. Come back, Sarah, and jerk the | He entered the committee room & lm.l(‘! walfle iron for us once more. late, and he took off his coat anc Sayings of Modern Humorists, Wise Your manners are peculiar, but we | gloves, looked around the table, at which a dozen or more were seated, and our doughnuts, and your wsked: caked cake suits us ex yearn for and Otherwise. style of st actly. Where's Darling?” N R P 2 L ) /0 v k cerchiets There was > frantic gestures to- | Who is WEAK, NERVOUS, DEBILITA- You may keep the handkerchiets and | There was some frantic gesture Wh s WEAK, NERVOUS, DEBILITA. THE FUNNY SIDE OF THE WORLD. ward a bookcase at the other end of the the collars, and we will not refer to the has TRIFLED away his VIGOR of BODY, R dead past. room, and the late comer nh‘.l;fhl'fl :unn.na lAHl!o('l.li.cliuanex stiny 9 76 ringea it RO et W seply ked alarmed. arling” s upon the FOUNTAINR of LIF) The Quips and Quibbles of Nineteenth ‘We have arranged it so that when | deeply and looked alarmed 0 g po! BACKACHE DrAf HEADACHE, Dreams, WEAKNENS of Mmory, DAS FULNESS in SOCIETY, PIMPLES up the FACE. and all the EFFECTS leading EARLY DECAY and perhaps CONSU TION or INSANITY, should consult at on the CELEBRATED br. Clarke, Establish 181. Tr. Clarke has made NERVOUS DE- BILITY, CHRONIC and all Diseases of the GENITO URINARY O : ftudy. 1t makes NO difference WHAT y have taken or WH @ has falled to cure you. & FRMA LES suffering from discases pects Har 1o their sex can consult with the assurance of spoedy relief and cure. Send 2 cents postage for works on your discases. * C jond 4 cen| tage for Celebrated Worka on Chromic, Nervons and Dotis| eate Discases. Consuliation, personally or by it will not disturb the night | was behinda map rack, where he could il _you do not like our [ notbe seen, and if he overheard the ve- Ve mark he showed no sign. you snor police, and children we will send them aws Century Wearers of the Mot- ley — Funny Situations and Incidents. The Rhyme of the Doglet. The Judge. Two lovers lingering on # stodplet, Beneath the stars so still agd grand— In dreams he saw the weddidg hooplet Of gold upon her tiuy hand.! He slightly leaned upon his canelet, A timid youth, and frail tosce, And in his heart he felt a.painlet, We realize that you do not like child childr Bits of Russian Humor. (Translated for the Bee.] The Dying Moscowite: (Dobravol- ski)—Olga, my wife, put on your dress, pearls and other oruaments. (Olga)—Dobravolski, to what pu pose, now when you are fluttering be- tween the living'and the dead?” (Dobravolski)—*If you will be nicel d up, the angel of death may ta ven very well, and our ally gave you much pi were not o refined as We have often wis ur sake, that we had never had any’ children; but so long as they ave in our family, the neighbors will rather expect us to take cave of them. Still, if you insist upon it, send them We don’t 1 especi- we will want to | fi For love was young and 50 avas he. seem overbearing with our servants liking to you, and take you instead of | eker, fres. = Consult ihe ‘old Doetor. They had partaken of thécreamlet, We \‘\‘uul}l be \\'i\llinl;: also u‘r_::n A me.” ) :;;v-{::. nn-'r'? e.:(:mempxlnanmlrrl? H As lovers will while they are twain, more time for mental relaxation than At the Court: (Judge)—*‘Criminal for Dr. Clar] celebrated gul And now were busy on the schemelet you had before. The intelligent strain | vou are guilty of stenling @ horse.” | Sanegtid, Femalo, each s, both utc. Of where and how to meet again, incident to the life of one who “ (Criminal)~*Your honor, I am not . m!.Anufllr.‘ Alrlflen 1y lelturflordcalll ];3-: Meanwhile, unto the lone back yardlet amve future sufforing an, nd add golden Her fathér sneaked: a cuain et o, el R A I .flff';fi«fi: Aluck, fond love, and, alack, bardl last succumb. We do not want you to [ world could a strange horse follow you, sont everywhere, secure from exposure, They must relate this tale of wo Gy If any one has g succumb, | » et i g Hours, 810 8; Bundays, 9012. Address, uccnmb. If any one has got to succumb, | 41d not run nway? B S T S Pgrpe . Tar F. D. OLARKE, M. D. usdo it. (Criminal)—Because T heldit fast by | 186 80, Gigvk 96 GHICAGD, ILIs The With yell and shriek vouth went bounding like a goatlet, All we as) he outward sped. that you will let us know | {he pridle.’” | when you are goingaway. and leave the S dis B xouto: (Polioam: The dog returned. A piece of coatlet AFaoker 1 choese wlhiere wo can find A Drunkard cuse: (Policeman)— OMAHA N Hung from his mouth, Love's dream | {Fckers and cheese wh ccandind f «what do you do here on the public S oI oo e O ™| mviatdo you e, here oo the public | MEDICAL § SURGIGAL INSTITUTE, No Cause for Alarm You go away when we hud guests in the | homes if not I'will have you locked A ARS TR up. (Drunkard)—"The whole city seems to turn around me my house to ente vou had not taken the key Detroit F'ree Pr A we could a Hoboken flat was greatly disturbed and not a little alarmed by a terrible commotion in the flat above him. There was wsound of fierce scaffling and fall- ing bodies with now and then a ha subdued howl or gronn. “That big 200-pound lubber up there must be whipping his delicate little wife,”” suid the indignant listener, as he ran up the stairs and knocked at the door of the upper flat. The del ittle wife came to the door, flustered and excited with victory, house, but if to the cooking department have worried along. You ought to let us have compuany at the house sometimes, if we let you have company when you want to. Still, you You are older and you have seen move of ing in so 1 am looking for An Absolute Cure. The ORIGINAL ABIET is only put up in | and is an wounds, chapped 1 tions, Wil positi Ask for the ORIG MENT. Sold by Goodman cents per box—by mail 30 c NE OINTMENT rge two ounce tin boxes, bsolute cure for old sorcs, b 118, and all skin cure all kinds of pile L ABIETINE OIN' Drug Ce nts, know best, perhaps. than we ar the world. We miss your gentle admonitions and sudly. n. Come more ric rns, Come back back and much per your stern “reprool and reprove us admonish us onee admonish and groc at so THEY COME HIGH. and carrying d broken broomstick in [ We will agree to let you select the : s q ‘“‘What's the matter up here?” asked | as seems to strike you favorably. justas | The costliest string of pearls in the coun- try belongs to u New York lady, and cost £51,000. A sixteenth with six p we did befor did not like it when youwere here, but_that use we s | were young and did not kunow what the I | custom was. If a life-time devoted to y oblite the man. “On, nothing—nothing worth tioning at all; only Higgins how he wouldn’t dress the baby, an ben lettin® Yim know us how he would. He's dressin’ of "er now, that’s all, BRACES, APPLIANCES FOR DEFORMITIES AND TRUESES. Beat facilities, apparatus and remedies for sue, cessful treatment of every form of disease require ing Medical or Surgical Treatment, FIFTY ROOMS FOR PATIENTS. Board and attendance; best hospital accommos is bec: men- century vellum manuscript, utings by Guilio Clovis, cost the Lenox library £13,000. The late Mrs. M Mrs, H ur welfare hi rgan paid £250.000 for her s-Lord is e the injusti W ve can necklac e owner of makes gravy fora lost and undone world must | guilty. The horse followed me up.” be very great, and tired nature must at (Judge)—* Nonsense! How in the Beg purding fer disturbin’ you.” done you, we will be glad to yield it to ) 4 diumond neckluce which cost $250,000. dations in (he west Sy = i you. e Morgan sale, Mr. ornl alti- o OR_CIRCULARS on Deformities ant ewnrk (N. J.) Journal: A German | ug to send the children where they { peach-blow vase, wiich is about scvon und a | Tahatation eigmis poer; Caturth, Bronchitie, bruss hurml brayed for den minutes in | would be well taken care of, and whore | half inches high, ey, Biadder, ye K, 8o wnt Bood ubd ai ront of a store on Muin street re- | they would not interfere with In the Lenox library is a perfect copy o ” cently othor a0k who lsimixiondlof yan the Magarin or Gutcnbers bible. the firei | ©le0ases of Women a Speolalty. “Let's heat a nickel and have some | \ould be glad to have you write us, book printed with movable types. 1t is worth Boox 0% Dissacks or WoNz Far, fun,” ‘suid one of the clerks. Tho | My wife says thit she hopes you will y 85000, and nothing better has ever boen | UNLY BELIABLE MEDIOAL INSTITUTE nickel was promptly heated and laid on | fee)” pertectly free to use the pi done siuce, MAKING & EFECIALTY OF the counter. The ‘clerks grinned and | whenever you are lonely or sad _ The most expensive sideboard evermade | PRIVATE DISEASES. waited. Soon the big man, who fills | when you or the bread feel depre in the United States is owned by Juc All Blood Discases suceessfully treated. Syphe the brass horn with wind, entered, you will be welcome to come into the | Harry E. I acker, of Mauch Chunk, I It [ ilitic Poison removed from the system without mercury. New restorative treatment for loss of Vital Power. Persons unable o visit us e ome by correspondence, nie dicines o e side of u roow, and was | rts Bros, for #47,000. It is u mar porate and beautiful carvir covers the built by H vel of ¢ 21 on the counter,” s curelessly Iked up to ti “There’s a nick a one of the cle The big man v parlor and lean up against cither one of us and sol We know that when you we nay be All commu- instruments coun- with us v] e v > p| i i he highest priced piano in sent by mail or express, sccurely packed, no glanced curlously at the nickel, | hofore we were u littlo reserved I our | o, 1% JVAHCP PECR, Ao, in Americs Tarks 1o {ndicate contents’ or aender. One per eta piece of leather | yanner toward you, but -if you come | o Works were mado by Mossrs, Steinway | #onal interview prefer Call und consult us or ked up the coin. Turning to | pack it will be different. s S T A -:el\;:l):;l':;g;;'{;‘;\;r case, aud we will send in <s he smiled expansively and We will introduce you to some of our | London, was designed and painted by Alna o M N NRER: friends this time, and we hope you will | Tadema. It cost $46,000. Unon B oy N, EaeE . nke you, clever young man. do the same by us. Young people are The famous picture by Meissonier called | otency, Syphilis, Gleet and Varicoccle, with s been there before,” said the | 4510 get above their business, and we | #1807 was painted for the late Mr. A. T, | estion list: Address srk, and then all bhands went to i We were wrong. Stewart. At the sale of his gallery My, Oinuha Medical and Surgical Institute,or 3 admit that we were wrong, work as 1f they had just veturned from | Come back und oversee our fritter | Henry Hilton bought it for $66,500 and pr DR. MCMENAMY a funeral, bureau once mo! sented it to the Metropolitun Museum, where Cor. 13th and Dodge St "WAHA. NEB. b it now hangs, the costliest painting in sl o d B b e, return! Return, oh, wande Cape Cod Extravagance. Boston Transcript: The gtory of the Cape Cod youth who spent a ‘week in HER OWN DARLING. finding ten’cents on the steect in Bos- | A Senator Who Abandons His Wife for | picture. lall_lr(:;'lb‘mrvlh'\ Niagar: Y ‘a’uuyl;lm s, ton has brought the **Listener” another P ttee Work. price was §15,000. 1t was reported tha ;s “Domes of the Yosemite L A good dealof amusement is furnishod the wifeof a certain seni have been a relative of that one, He Cpame.af o shseilo bul this spring by New Method of Dental Sure s 3 ing i ,, Dr. Bailey’s happened to bo visiting in Boston, | o "0 Tways calls her husband *Dar- | loss than 86,300, the first price was ) ) L awhile ago, on the Fourth of July, and | [oF W}lo WsASS culs ber Bushane FOn | e K went out on the common to sce the B MATE 02 MARLRAMA G0RneNpgn Of the original edition of the sonnets of | Aching and decayed teeth extracted or filled ights. Ho returned imnhour or two [ #0t of the Memphis Avalanche. —Hosf Kioa Dlistod without' puin or dan Yo et geret ] J isn’t such a one as the term would bo | Williun Shakospeare, published by Goorge | WISREPAROSAIKAE, | 1 ooraten onth may O What's the mutter, Bil&s?” he was | ordinarily applied to, being big and portoct coplos. Ono s in tho " Hritish | L§ EXTRACTED. lled and veplaced in the Juw, / e or, Bilds?” he was 3 ; 1 ore | pecfect copies. o 10 Britis cre I becomes Aol Bgaiy and renaing 5 burly and not very nice about the per- f y 5o “Jor'the othor Dodd, Mead & Co., | Tal 1o the end ot Hee ol withmit e usln: usos : o son, but she seems to thinkit is a pretty | of New Yori city, paid £,000. 1t isa 1itte [ Discased gims successfully fronted, sh all excl Al hemlock.” he imed, “this is t_}w most extravagant phace I ent on 2l 0oe of endear A Dr, Builey 15 located in the the term sions. Whether nd u = | book, about seven by four inches in s pet name somewhat hard-he clerk in the estubiisk Paxton Block, Rooms 812 and 3813, she o ldvessing him in private or public or, nt figures that at the price it ¢ 0 A T T T T What has happened? ad U NG - 4 P i whether she speaks of him to others, Certificate of Publication. Wal, you know that quarter of a vs *Darling,” and doos it | she always g OFFICE OF 50 frequently that when *‘Darvling veferred to now everybody knows who is meant. dolla Y ‘o give me this morning?” Well? pent it, by hokey, all but twenty- 1588, AUBLION OF PUALIC ACCOUNTS, BTATE OF NERIASK A, three cents, slupdash, for molassés » stute of Michigan, Lis compiied with the insars J “Darling has such a_bad cold,” she Ligan, ouplie ) the ineur cakes, 0 auce law of thi . and s authorized to . said to another senator’s wife the other o Rtaaat i huina fite inaurance i thig Come Back. [it *that I wm going to put hum to bed Fm Stablemen . Smckme“' state for the current yeu Bill Nye: Personal—Will the young | when he comes home,” THE GREATEST REMEDY KNOWN FOK HONSE | s 10y il mad tho saal af the Auditar 8¢ woman whe used to cook in our family “Darling went o the capitol early AND CATTLE DISEASE. | T d y hnd yen and who wentaway, ten 5.....ml-.ul sugar | this morning.” she remariked to [8ar] H. A, BABCOOK, Auditor . A, and five and a half pounds of tea ahead | other, *‘to attend one of those hor | po {ssued by thiscompany have a definite What dreadful | positively committee things th of the game, please come back, and all will be forgiven. meetings. y are! 1 | casis value atend of ia aud sach subseqi The company will loan this ¢ish vilue, ssistance to the holder and If she cannot retura, will she please | them. Why, Darling says if it wasn't i by rendering I s T [ ey A te, stating her present address, and | for his committee work he could spend ints, King western company Joantug itk funds in iLe 0 give her reasons for shutting up | lots of time with me. & """l“l'u”:":’nn'l’“_":.' wet, it s enabl large divide " he cat in the refrigerator when sbe | The other senators have “‘caught on,” ! tians with euch bottle, | | Heforg, Musay 0 the Wichigan Mutual's went away¥ 50 10 speak, and now seldom allude to ; g | ans, For e Buphs & Continancal “Tocks If shc will only return, we will tey to | their colleague by any other term-—in nld by Druggists and Licalers Bveryehere. o, | Qmaba, Hale, C. F. Murphy, J, i Cine forget the past and hink oniy of ‘tho ' Lis abseuce of tourse. Oue seualor Bhe Obasies A, Yogeler Co., Balto, Md. | nou i) pocil Agents, ) 10-8sun