Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 25, 1886, Page 7

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Affairs at Pine Ridge Agency—A Dra- matio fituation—The Two Parties, Results of Dr. McGillicuddy's Work ~The School System—Indian Police~The White—In- Aian Problem. aine Goodale, writing to the New York Evening Post, from Pine Ridge Agency says: 1f Lower Brule Agency possesses the elements of dramat est, the conflict at Pine Ridge is a fully developed “'sitnation.” The first repre sents the blind chaotie struggle between barbarism and civ 1on; at the second the two forces are played off against each other, and accurately weighed and bal- anced by a cool and powerful hand. Dr. McGillyeuddy, Red Cloud's famous agent, has been called an autocrat and a tyrant, but his is not the mere arbitrary exercise of power, His will is practically absolute; yet he 15 an agent in the fullest sense of the word—acting under author- ity of government, of law, of civilization, to put down tribal authority. His policy is to use the progressive party as a check upon the other. So soon as the chiefs and leaders of the people accept civiliza tion, the church, the school, the plough, they are enlisted upon its side, and em- plored directly or indirectly, by strategy or foree, by special privilege or delega- ted authority, to restrain, compel, subdue. There are then at this great agency two fully organized parties—on the one side thig remarkablo man, all_coolness, nerve and executive force, with a backing of fifuy Indian police, well armed and disci- plined, under Capt, Sword, an almost equally remarkable Indian, and a major- ity of the chiefs with their bands of fol- lowers; on the other the famous old mal- content, Red Cloud, obstinatelv fighting for his declining influence, and . sur- rounded by a_littlo band of dissatisfied, turbulent and non-progressive Indians. The ‘“Red, every Indian with an old the government or a pe iinst the agent: e doesn’t want wor schools, who wa dances, d; a refuge for grudge -y lazy Indian who every objector to the ts to keep up Indian s and customs; in & word, all the chronic grumblers and * ors,” and the whole “opposition” ele- ment, Dr. McGillyeuddy, with his superior force, organization, and discipline, and with the oyerwhelmi ight of law and orderon his side, naturally commands the _situation. His ultimate triumph would be certain but for the vacillating policy of the department, the unwisdom of committees and inspectors, who give undue countenance to Red Cloud, and the detraction of his encmies, which Tast, however, 1s so ridiculously overdone that it does him, perhaps, as much good as harm. The 'results. of his six yoaas’ administration are effectively mdicated by a fow flgures. In 1878 all the Indians 000 of the wildest Ogallala Sioux— lived within a mile of the agency, in lodges or tepeos, doing no work, and sponding their nights in dancing and feasting, and their days in sleep. Now 1,000 log-houses have been putup by the Indians_themselves, with a litile as- sistance,and over three-fourths of the peo- ple are living in houses and away from the agency. In 1879 there was issu yards of canvas for lodges, last year only 20,000, Two hundred freight wagons are n by Indians from the railroad -y and the Black hills. Last rned $45,000 by freightin, supplies. In August the Indians sold 9,000 worth of beef cattle of their raising, and this year produced 10,000 bushels of corn. Now that a large proportion of inn families are Lving in houses, Dr. ]\Ic(;llll\'cu\ldi' is concentrating his fight upon \'ll]uFu ite, which tends to_keep up ocial customs of barbarism, and them ev inducement to “scatter out” and take up so-called ‘“claims’ at isolated points. ~ The remotest scttlement isnow on Corn Creek, fifty miles from the agency. The school system is probably more generally eflicient here than any other agency in Dakota, and the policy of com- pulsory attendance better enforced. The doctor says that he can get as many day- schools as he is prepared to ask for, and he is rapidly placing all children of school ago in” school. The school houses are of logs, substantially built and com- fortable, in the shape of the letter T, with teachers’ rooms in the addition.” The main difliculty is the chronic one of ob- taming suitable teachers inthese isolated and unatiractive posts. Those whom 1 SW were men, some! rough in ap- rance and uncultivated of speech, but ntly doing fairly vigorous and enfious work, government boarding school at the agency is the large and” most thor- oughly equipped on the reservation. There are now 150 children in gchool, and it is expected after Christmas to ac: commodate about 100 more he tha oughness with which we were invited to inspect every detail of the menage was an indication of its completencss. The cioso personal superintendence of the agent was everywhere evident, and his mechanical and inventive genins di played itself in the ingenious arrange- ment of fire eseapes and portions of the heating apparatus. In the girl's domito- ries he pointed out to us the faulty con- struction of the “hospital bedstead” sup- plied by contract to the Indian bureau, and then took us across the hall and tested with a vigorous kick the more sub- stantinl make of the ones purch: himself in the open market af 50 cents, His knowledge and interest extended to the baking of bread then in the ns, and to the style of the girl's new uniform ark blue flannel and gold braid—which littered the sewing- room, We visited the some ready rec hool-rooms and heard ions in arithmetic There w 1 strangers present, and we were told that it was a common oceurrence for people to drive over from Rushyille, the noarest railroad station (a distance of twenty-four miles), to visit the agency. The “‘singing” on Sunday evening was very pleasant und homeli and 5o 1t was to oo the procession formed to march up sta to hear the pret- tily chorused *( " The school owns and culti r its own use a farm of twi five acres—somo of whose products we ‘saw—and ver. itable they werc—and new industrial training shops haye just been put up for twenty- five np\ummi.-m Here the boys will learn all the principal trades, and manu- facture goods for the Indian service. 1t is in this very important point of indus- trinl education for hoys that the agency schools are almost iny 1t would be well for other tate, in this respeet, the enterpri LeGillyenddy. The general appe ) of the agency is the best that I e seen. It s exquisitly meat. Everything is methodieal” and _ingenious, - from the system of oflice ealls to the gate which “no ludian has ever suceeeded in passing on horsebac nd from the complete contrivance of the doctor's in vention for protection against lightning the storms here are s colle n of als in one isol uilding k ound the ' 'ns us on a great many points. The rruptions are Iy instructive start from the 's residence, which, like 5 here, isone story high hed with an unu degree ance. The dootor most tis f himself—long-limbed, well-dressed, with a careless stride and an_easy, almost in different manner which does not deceive usin the least as to the expression of that powerful cold gray eye—is a remarkable presence. One feols somehow that in touching him one wonld receive an elec tric shock. He is a rapid, careless, often exaggerated, but always interesting talker The police quarters, mess and guard house are all well kept and orderly. Dr. MeGillycuddy is the originator of the In- aian police system, which was inaugur- ated unde stary Schurz in 1878, He ys that his fifty police are a great deal better than an army post and a com- any of militia to keep order on the re rvation. The presence of soldiers es the Indians; they are proud of police force lere are ten sta- fionod ‘at. (o agency; the others are scattered through the villages. The de tail is changed every week. ‘‘An incen- diary council could not be held in the re motest village but that I should hear of it the next morning.” These men are faithful and nt, prompt to make arrests when ry, to compel at- tendance on the day schools, and to per- form all the duties of their important positions. So far as the other Indians are concerned, theirsis often a thankless as well as an arduous post. It is no wonder that Dr. McGillycuddy advocated the re- cent increase in the nly of Iddian police from $5 to $8, mur rom $8 to $10 a month, About two years "fi“ Secretary Teller issued an order that all the Indian ruliro should be disarmed of their rifles, eaving them ounly their revolvers with which to inspire terrror among cowboys and wild “blanket Indians” fully armed with Winchesters of the most approved pattern. A uul.Mc(iilly(‘\l(lilly obeyed this extraordinary order on his own re- sponsibility, and threatened if it were carried out to disband his police force and resign. It is perhaps needless to add that the stacks of glittering barrels still furnish the guard-room, and that the Pine Ridge policemen are able to back up au- thority with force, whenever it may be necessary. At this point the doctor is addressed by a sallow, dark haired women, neatly at- tired, with s ely any distinguishing marks of race, who informs him with perfect coolness and self ‘»u ssion that she has come to stay, and probably de- mands ration tickets for herself and a large family. *“‘Here is a peculiar c: says the doctor as sheturns away. ‘“This quarter-breed family from Jowa—they have alw: supported themselves and are perfecily capable of doing so. Why should they be foisted on the public_in this way because of a few drops of In- dian blood?" These are questions which will settle themselv: hen the Indian becomes a citizen, and instead of confer- ring doubtful privileges we granthim equal rights. One of the freighters, splendid looking specimen of an Indjan decked out half in working clothes, hal savage finery, and _with the antique folds of the blanket dropping carclessly from his shoulders, plants himself direct- ly in our path. His gestures are quite magniflcent as he displays his long buck- skin pouches beautifully ornamented with beads, and demands in a sort of ‘‘pidgeon Indian’ the silver dollars in payment for his work. The agent, in the same jargon, directs him to report at the office in an hour. His off-hand manner and unconventional salutation, ‘‘Hello, Indian!”’ seem to be accepted in gnm! part by these strange beings, This one takes “himself off with a curious, indul- gent smile, and 15 soon installed on the office steps, smoking immovably. Pa- tience 15 an Indian virtue which almost amounts to a vice! We pass through the great storerooms, with boxes of bacon and sacks of flour piled from floor to ceiling, and go into the issue house for a few minutes, for this i3 “ration day.” The actual issue of ra- tions is a picturesque and aé. inful sight. I never realized the degrading features of the system so keenly as during that quarter of an hour in which we watched the sharp, eager, pitiful crowd of women, in their gorgeous untidiness of dress and uncombed black hair, jostling each other to push the cabalistic bits of, paper through thelittle window, and kne on the floor to gather up greedily th measure of sugar, cofl beans info an unsavory looking sack, and bear it t umphantly away. The loud rhythmic cries of ‘nonpa-topa-yamni-sappe,”’ and soon, indicating the number of persons in o family and the corresponding num- ber of pounds of flour to be doled out— the great open ledgers on which every ra- tion is entered as soon as issued—every feature of the strange orderly, busy, com- monplace,yet phenomenal seeéne is indel ibly stamped upon my memory. The beef 18 1ssued” fortnightly ‘‘on tho hoof"” and the cattle are chased and shot down by the Indians as fast us they leave the corral. This is said to be a brilliant spectacle. I shall not seeit. The Pine Ridge Indians receive very large rations, three pounds gross of beef per day other things in proportion. Dr. Mcthlly cuddy favors their gradual reductions and the substitution to some extent of vegetablo for animal food, ‘Increase the ration of beans and rice 20 per cent,’’ he says, “and cut off the beef ration 40 it,” He also believes in refusing uxuries, such as sugar and coffee, to the persistently idle and improvident, —~~—— A SOIENTIFIO RPOOH, Whiskey Without Fusel 011, (From \he Ph his % 1t 15 0 Tach "hob generally nown that thore 1s not a medicine to-day that enters #0 largely into the practice of the medical profession for the treatment of the siok and debilitated as aloohol in the form of whiskey, There s mnot an intelligens physician tn the country that has not had occasion to prescribe it daily, nor & hospi- tal, infirmary or curative {nstitution that does not koep it constantly on hand as & need. In its pure state i s acknowledged o be the best stimulant, the beat curative, and the only cure for consumption, hem- orrhages malaria and dyspepsia. It will no doubt astonish our readers, when in. formed and sustained by statistics, that nearly one-sixth of all the whiskey told in eountry, at this time, is dispensed by and grocers. Bo important is 1 in the treatment of afi... (Profeseor of the Prinotples and Practico of Medieine), says; “The judicious nse of alcobolic stimulante 19 0n of the striking eharacteristios of progress in the practice of medicine during the last half century.” Two ounces of slcohol contaln more nutriment than ten ounces of lean meat, It is ¢l on&‘hlnfi that enters the blood direct, without digestive effort of the stomach, and it is, therefors, peculiarly fitted for the week and debilitated. Whis- key has always been recognized by the medical profession as the best form in which to take aleohol, ouly one objection being urged against it, 1. e., the presence of fusel oll. The elimination of this deadly poison has for centuries been the eause of more investigation and experi- ment amopg scientists and chemists, owing to the important part whiskey plays In the treaument of disease, than any one mediclue kuown to the pharma- ecopewla. It was wot until within the last decade that the secret of ellmination was accidentally discovered in Canada, by old Mr. Duffy, who bequeathed it to his son, who organized the Duffy Malt Whiskey Co. of Beltimore, Md., which compauny now Ppossgss the secret, and it is to-day the dis coverer and sole manufacturer in the world of an absolutely pure whiskey. Already famous, it is familiarly known as Duffy’s pure malt whiskey, ‘which, aside from eing pure, combines a food aud stimu- laobquality, There are a vast mumber of houses, both old and new, m London and its vi ity ready to twnble down at any mo At upon very provoeation, and Mlapse we he attended with serious rosulss. | SCIENTIFIC TRUTH ! ' — Regarding the Functions of an Important N Organ, Of Which ' thé Public Knows but Little, Worthy Careful Con« sideration. To the Editor of the Sctentific American: Will you permit usto make known to the public the facts we have learncd during the past 8 years, concerning disorders of the htiman Kidneys and the organs which diseased Kidneys is so easily broken down? You are conducting a Scientific paper,and are unprejudiced except in favor of TRUTH 1t is needless to say, no medical journal of “Code™ standing wonld admit these fac for very obvious reasons H. H. WARNER & CO., Proprictors of “ Warner's Safe Cure.” That we may emphasize and clearly ex plain the relation the kidneys sustain to the general health, and how much is de- pendent upon them, we propose, meta- phorically speaking, to take one from the human body, place in the wash-bowl before us, and examine it for the public benetit. You will imagine that we have before us a body shaped like a bean, smooth and glistening, about four inches in length, two in width and one in thickness. It ordinarily weighs in the adult male, about five ounces, but is somewhat ligl erin the female. A small organ? say. B erage size man cor you But understand, the body of the av- ns about ten quarls of blood, of which cvery drop passes through these filters or sewers, as they may be ealled, many times a day, as often as through the heart, making a complete revolution in threc minutes. From the blood they scparate the waste material, working away steadily, night and day, sleeping or waking, tireless as the heartitself, and fally of as much vital importance; removing impurities from gallons of blood cach howr, or about 49 s each day, or 9, hogsheads a Wi onder that the kidneys ength of time under this strain, treated and neglected We slice this delicate organ open lengthwise with our knife, and will roughly deseribe its interior. We find it to be of a redaish-hrown col- or, soft and easily torn; filled with hun- dreds of little tubes, sho id th like. starting from the arteries, ending in a little tuft about midway from the out- de opening into a cavity of considerable », which 1s called the pelvis or, roughly akin which 1s for the purpose Iding the water to further undergo purification before it es down from here into the ureters, and so on to the outside of the body. These little tubes are the filters which do their work auto- matically, and right here is where the dis- ease of the kilneys first beqins. Doing the yast amount of work which they are olliggd to, from the slightest irl'vgulurit:{ in’ our habits, from cold, trom high liring, from stimulants or a thousand and one other eauses which oe- cur every day, they become somewhat weakened in their nerve force. What is the result? Congestion or stop- page of the eurrent of blood in the small blood vessels surrounding them, which become blogked; branes are iwr these delicate mem- wed ; inflammation is set up, then pusf is formed, which collects in the pelvis or sac ; the tubes are at first partially, and'saon are totally, unable to do their work. The pelvis sac goes on distending with this corruption, pressing upon the blogd yessles. All this time, re- member, llu:Yb ood, which is entering the kidneys to be filtered, is passing through this terrible, disgusting pus, for it cannot take any other route ! Stop and think of it for a moment. you realize the importance, nay, the having the kidneys in order? Can you expect when they are disensed or obstructed, no matter how little, that you can have pure blood and escapo dis- easc? Tt would be just as reasonable to expect, if a pest-house were set across Broadway and countless thous- ands were compelled to go through its pestilential doors, and es- cape from contagion and disease, us for one to expect the blood to_escape pollu- tion when constantly running through a sesend kiduey. Now, what the result? Why, that and deposits this poi- long, into e organ, into every inch of muscle, ti , Al and bone from your head to your fe And whenever, from heriditary influenc or otherwise, some part of the hody is weakes a countless train of diseas blished, such as consumyp- tion, ir k lungs, dyspepsia, whether a de “stomach, neryousness, insan- heart disease in those weak nerves, rt must soon feel the effects of the poison, as it requires pure blood to keep it an right action. 1t “increases its stroke in number and force to compensato for the natural stimulus wanting, in its en- deavor to crowd the impure blood through thi g puin, obstruction, causin, E“pilmmm or an out-of-breath ng. Jnnatural as this forced labor is, the heart must soon falter, becoming wouker and wea! until one day it suddenly nd death from apparent “heart e’ is the verdic the medical prof and dignified, call these diseases by high- sonnding names, treat them alone, and patients die, for the arterles are carrying slow dealh to the affected part, constantly adding tuel brought from those suppu ating, pus-laden kidneys which here in our wash-bowl are very putrefaction i self, and which should "have been cured first. But thisis not all the kidne do; for you must remember ‘that each adult takes about seven pounds of nour- ishment every twenty-four hours to sup- ply the waste of the body which is con- stantly going on, a waste equal to the quantity taken. This, too, the kidneys have to separatg from the blood with all other decomposing matter But you say, *'my kidn I have no pain {n the back.” Mistaken man,. Pooble dla of kidney disaase of 80 bad a character that the organs are rot- ten, and yetithey huve never tiore had o on, learncd 's have t are all right pain nor'an ac Whyt 5! Becauso the dise hojyn, in the interi herg are few ne of feeling Why I‘I"m' ey the sensation of pain, th ) is is S0 We may never kno When you, cousider their g slicacy of their struetu rich they are deranged, can y wonder at thjyiff-health of our men women? Health and long life cannot be expected when so vital an organ is 1m paired. Ngywander some writers Don’t you see importar in workin, we are degenerating great, the ext i ing this Could the finest tional part of th tion from the eng 9, Jon't you sec how dangerous this hidden discase is? It is lurking atten giving any indication of its presence. The most skillful physicians eannot de tect it at times, for the kidneys themselves cannot be examined by any means which we have at our command n an analysis of the water, chemically and microscopically, reveals nothing definite ¢ cuses, even when the kidneys @ ly broken down. Then look out for them, as d :, O matter where sitnated, to 43 per cent, as shown by afier-death examinations, has igin in the bressing down of . these sereting tubes in the intevior of the kid y As yon value héalth, as you dsire longg lite free from sickness and suffering, give these organs some attention. Keep them in good condition and thus prevent (as is easily done) all disease. Warner's Safe Cure, as it becomes year after year better known for 1ts wonderful cures and its power over the Kidneys, has done and is doing more to increaso tha average duration of life than all the phys- icians and medicines known. Warner's Safe Cure is a true speo mild but cer- tain, harmless but energetic and agree able to the taste Take it when sick as a cure, and never Iet a month go by if you need it, without taking a few bottles as a preventive, that the kidneys may be kept in proper ocder, the blood pure, that health and long life may be your blessing. H. H. WARNER & CO. FINED FOR FLIRTING. Courtship of a Gallant Police Officer— An Amusing Trial. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: For about a month back every meeting of the police board has been enlivened by an invegti fflinn of some club swinging Romeco or sothario These ca 1 come from the outlying district, where the gallant of- ficers, having little to do but watch the o lots and report nuisances, arc forced to turn their fancies to thoughts of love. The force hears an unusually large porcen o of mashers and it begins to ook us if° a position on the force is not m:nlnt'spo(-ifl]llv desirable by the oppor- tunities 1t off in this direction. The Tast man charged with having given way to his feclings is Ofticer Ketchum, of the Second district, and as he appeared be- fore the board in the role of defendant yesterday afternoon it appeared that he was really handsome enough to break up the hearts of the entire pobulation on his b Miss Rachael Hettig appeared against Ketchum to substantiate charges she preferred agaimst him, and as she sat down before the board her blushes were reflected in the face of the honorable gentleman to whom she told the tale. She said that Ketchum had been in the habit of coming to see her at her house and meeting her on the beat and exchanging with her the sweet nothings that prove so distasteful somcthings when they come out in evidence. She charged him with having called on_ her and treated her in amanner calenlated to deceive her, and that she might have been fatally deceived had the news not been born: to her that Ketehum man. He was in the h my love,” “‘my dove,"” ‘“‘my ny darling,” and “my sweet,” w to her delightful pictures of a home in which he and she should be the principal figures. “Never mind, de next summer we'll have a little our own,” he story very sf the oflicer ¢ nation was long, funny., THE “DARLING DOVE." “Did you ever tarcaten,’ looking into her eyes, “to on my uccount?®’ “Indeed T didn't. I wouldn't shoot myself for any policcman.’? “Did you threaten or say you'd like to kill ||l1lr‘ lz\ml then kill yourself?” “Idid.” |‘|‘I called you ‘Dove’ and all that, did 1#" “Yes, you did. You used to come to the house and ask mamma if your dove was in.”" “Did you ever kiss me Yes l did--and you kissed me, too.” “Didn’t you comeup to me and pat me on the cheek, and say ‘Ain’t you sweet?’ “Ye l”AIid,nnd didn’t know you were was o t of r, home of t. She told her ightforwardly and then umined. h The exami- and excruciatingly married. The ofticer and the girl had met under ange circumstances. She w ed of stealing a rin man, and he was se i3 the matter by rgeant MceNamee. had called there seyen or eight tim thought it was my duty,” he said, “to there, because I'thought I might sce the ring on her hands or the hands of some one else in the house. He never got the ring, but he came pretty near making Miss Rachel be ve her a ring ve that he was going to These tactics of recov- ng stolen property will at once com- end themselves to” every policeman from one end of the country to the othe There's something suggestive of conti- donc and confossion about them, When ed him if he was mar; his the girl had as| he had placed looked in her eyes, and begge question: *Do 1 look like a m She didn’t know exactly how a :d man looked. d ‘the same thing in answer to a question by another hand over his young lady in the neighborhood, That young lady, however, frankly admitted to the board that she didn’t vhether he was married at that time than she did now. A brother ofticer was called in and ex- amined by the board, after which he was ut through the Ketchum: PRETT “Did you married man?” “I never heard you say that.” “What did you heary” “Well, one night 1 came to relieve you, and you told me that I mustn't give it away that you are a married man." “Didn’t "yon ask me that night, ‘Are there any pretty girls on the beat?’ “Idid. 1often do that.” “Didn’t I'say, ‘Don’t give it away “Iunderstood you to mean that you were not a married man," “Did I ook like I v “Noj; you looked serious. Other evidence was to the effect that he had called upon other ladies in the neighborhood, bat that the elderly ladics in the neighborhood zht all along that he w , but they wes never interested enough in this fo ask any more RLS ON THE BEAT, hear me say I was not a him. It was shown that Rachel used to know what time her star of the evening wonld barst from the gloom, and she would walk by his side upon’ his lone! beat, helping him generally in the per- formancs.of wolice duty. e oase had come to the e [ cules by it a girl was going to commit suicide for an ofii twas to find out who that oflicer was and se was brought before the board, al of the case oceupied about thy hours and was as funny a proceeding as the very funny board éver went through The oflicer was fined §25 and severely reprimanded by Mr. Blair, and when this had been done it was suggested that for the benefit of impressionable females the board get up a tab for the married men labeled *“Dangerous,” or something of the kind, SRR T A Ball-Pitche Luck, Winbur Dorsey Ljnmsyille, Frederick County, Md., a swimmer s base-ball pi has just inhe fortune. Dorsey spen Juple of weeks last August in Atlantie City, N, J., and while bathing one day rescied a young from drowning. 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Towxen, Seerctary, Corning, Iowa. fi,a,ilwa.y Time Table. OMAHA. Tue following is the time of arrival and de- parture of traing by Central Standard timp at the local depois. Trains of the C., 8t. P., M. & 0. arrive and depart from their depot, or of 14th and Webster stroot ngon the B, & M., C,B. &Q. and K. C J. & C. B, from the 3." & M. dopot: all others from the Union Paocifio BRIDGE TRAINS. Bridzo trains wilt leaye U, P, depot at 6:d5— 008:40--8:50 13 10:00) a. m. " CONNECTING LINES, al and doparture of trains from the epot at Council Bluus: ARRIVE, an, s Mail and Expross. Accommodation .. >xx bx¥ &2 ] B8 [ 2 K& Rk Kz BEK Biloml. ... A Deput. Bidoh | | K. C 3 _9:200] 8460 Vi Plattzimouth Depart., NORTHWARD, AN PO B0 SIWARD. Coh& Q. Via Piatismouth,. . PN 6:00 STOCK YARDS Will leave 17, I de 10:45--10 Leave 8 I . L diily excopt Sunday. , dodly except Mon A trains daily ? daily except Saturday duy, HAMBURG - ANERICAN * FPecleet Company. 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