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I com. meuced the use of Swift’s Specitic. I began to im- prove atonce. Tho medicine toned up the 8 om- engthened the divestive orgars, and soon oll coaserl, and I could retain' food without ach, tind burning jow my health is good, and can est any- iculty. thing in the thare of food, ond ' digest it without the lighest difficulty. Imosb cheerfully boar this teetimeny becauss there are hundreds suffering as I was, and [ am euro can bo as readly hoated. tho proecribed dose aftor eating instead of befor JAMKSMANN, No, 14 1vy sireet. Atlanta, Ga., May 18, 1885, Treatise on biood and'ekin discsses malled troo. or $ho switt SpecitoGo., Drawer 8, Atianta, Ga W 1672848 DR. 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Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies, She Dian’t Oatch On, 1 held ber tiny hand 1n mine and clasped her fairy form, And told my tals of ardent love in langusge woet And warm; And when I paused, for want of breath, she raised her dimpled chin And whispered low: *'I don’t catch on; please +ing yout tong ag'in.” . —— Eating Soup, A man just arrived in New York Tried hard to eat soup with a fork; But after awhile He learned that his style Oreated considerable talk, A friend took ccoasion to state That he'd never get through at that rate; When he took up his eoup With a eyclonie scoop, And drank it all ont ot his plate. ~[Yorkers Statesman, ——————— Granger and Sharper. Now the farmcr's hoart is filled with jnbJa- ion, And he revels 1n the bright anticipation O the theckels he will win When he brings his produce in To the city for the season’s speculation, And the bunco-steerers’ ruddy face is glowing Since around him Kortune's breeze will oon be blowing, So his nicely baited net To for country gudgeons set And he'll reap the fruit that's of the farmer's sowing, ~ [Roxford Advocate, —— HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Fichus of all colors are in vogue, Embroidered bison and shodah 1obes are noveltios, _ Lace shawle, equare and pomnted, are util- ized as drapery. Metallic effects are more fashionable than ever in millinery. Horseshoes and merry thoughts are in high favor in jewelry, A Brooklyn spinster has a parrot that can whistle ‘‘See Saw.” One Philadelphia manufacturer employs 107 girls in making neckties, Ribbonn with velvet and plush stripes and with fringes are popular. Cut steel and gray porcelan beads will bo used on gray bonnets and hats, Serges aro finer and softer than ever before, and sie highly favored by Eoglish women, Oream color alone aud also in combination with other colors is the favorite for evening dress, . Plain black silk will ba wornand tho Amer- ican gros grains cannot be excelled by those of foreign manufacture. Plaids and stripes oontinue in favor, stripes being in tho ascendant, They wi.l be worn under plain overdross, There will not bs much roller skating next winter. The rinks are generally being de- voted to other purpoes or torn down. At a feshionable dance at Newport unique german favors were toy rabbits wound by ma- chinery and made to hop across the floor in front of the dancers, Bucklee, clasps, slides and hcoks, in gold, silver, bronzs, enamal, pearl, amber and jet are used with a free hand this autumn, both for dress and millinery purposes, Buttercaps and daisies, “pretty flowers” though they be, are not to be commended as trimming for sailor hate; yet how many peo- ple wear them all unconscious of their incon- gruity, The new round hats follow closely the styles that prevailed during the summer; the_crowns high to exaggeration, a.d equare or round in shape, the brims straight and in most cases very narrow, 3 Plush and velvet are to be worn during the coming eeason. Velvets are strived, illu- minated, tigured, embroidered and in cordu- roy effacts as-weil as plain. Seal plush is in great demand. Hairpins undoubtedly cause much of the neuralgic headacte suffered by women, says tho Lancet, The nerves of the scalp are irri tated by the hair being drawn tightly back and put on the strain. Grasshoppers and ants are th latest fancy for brooches, Somo lace pits are simply a black ensmel ant carrying its egg, a single pear], by its antenre, The effcct is singularly realistic, the industrious insect being justlife Bize, Dresemaker \Worth says that the stories about high-priced dresses are all myths. “You hear,” he says, “‘of dresses that cost $1,£00 to $2,000. I venture to say that not four dressmalkers ia Parls ever made any at such prices.” . Agirl in northern Tndiana was out berry- ing, whena rattlesnake struck at her and caught his fangs in her dress. Her lover, who who bad always wanted to die, made a skip for home, and she dragged the reptile half a mile before a traveler came to her relief, Progressive euchre at the summer hotels has developed the fact that “‘fashionable” and “nice” Iady and gentlemen players chent at oarde, 80 a8 to win the often expensive prizas awarded. Oae of these days it will be a re- proach to be called a *‘fashionable” man or woman, A capote has a crown of steel not. The brim is covered with a black velvet puffing, Around the crown is a band of velvet em- broidered with steel beads, while a mass of black velvet loops placed upright in front completes the trimming, The strings are of velvet ribbon, This is to bo a ‘'checkerod” season In the matter of woollen fabrics, judgiog by the end- less lines and grains of pisided snd blooked patterns which strew the counters and adorn tho shop windows of “exclusive” importers, who are sure to secure the leading novelties for their patrons, Misery—A girl with & new placs and no place to go.—[Marathon Independent, More misery—A girl without a pew dress and some THE DAILYBEE- SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 1885, dark, durable eurshs, The new vigoznes; for instance, are shown with exceedingly rich broche figares, small, but magnificently col- ored, over plain, rich, darkly-dyed grounds. The brocho designe, although showing a min- ling of Persian colors, are always in perfect fiarmony with the prevailing shade of the Roods they decorate, reminding one of the Butumn {. linge, o trifis subdued from Ita first visid brillisnoy of coloring, against the back- ground of a dull, dark September sky. These rich figures are not woven in clusters, but detached and sprinkled at quite wide inter- vals over the sott, handsomely finished fabrics, o —— PEPPERMINT DROPS, The largest raln kaocks the bigzest piene. Speaking of butter ~The poor ye have al- ways wi.h you ‘When the trunk line railroads are not play- Ing polioy they are plaging pool . *Now lay in your conl,” says the economist, Thanks, A good bed within the house is better. “Good gracious diecoverad the pol shall be a bricklayer nex When & Massachusetts postmaster get a let- ter nddressed to somebody, * ," he % once chucks It into the mail bag for Cape Ann, The colored debating society in & Georgia town hus been discussing the question, ' Which Are the More Useful to Society, Lawyers or Buzzarde?” The fact that whon an elephant has the chills five gallons of rum and whi ky are pre- scribed, leads one to suspect that the elephant is a native of Kentucky. *'What are tho last tosth that come?” asked » Lynn tescher of her class in pbysiology. by F:Xn! toeth, mum,” replied a boy who had just waked up on the back seat. Some eoientific men have a theory that the the size of the earth is diminishing. If this is #0 it Is probatly in order that Jay Gould can get It more easily into his packet, Neither bustles nor corssts are worn in an, and when a Japanesemalden sitsdown g rink she gots her money’s worth every time.— [Burlington Fres Pross, The iahabitants of Darmah worship idols made of brass, At sight of a brass band they fall on their knoes and ask cold death to take them away,—[New Orleans Picayune, Thero are thirteon widows ing on one rtreet about 800 yards long in Americus, Ga, The city suthorities proposa—to put up at each end of the street asign: ‘‘Dabgerous Passing.” - [Somervilie Journal, “‘Conductor, a nervous passenger on an east bouad tra'n, “will you be &0 kind as to tell that man from Kansas that his whist- ling is_annoying to the other passengers?” ““How do yon know the man is from Kunsas?" *‘Thunder and blixen, what a question! Can’t you see that ho is whisthng ‘Little Brown Jug? " A tourist passing through a village observed the following on & board: *‘Horses taken in to grass, Long tails, $150; short tails, $1.” The owner of the land beiug asked the reaso; in the difference of price, replied: *‘You see, ma'am, the long tails can brush away the flios; the short ones are so tormented by them they con hardly eat atall!” “Just my dangad luck!” growled a passen- ger on a train down in Ohio. *'I beiieve [ am the unluckiest man on earth, anyway. Noth- ing goes right with me, and I am about dis- couraged.” ‘*What’s the matternow?” “Well, yon see, 1 have been tho postmaster down at ihs corners for nigh on twelve years, My first I named Ulysses Grant Snyder, the sec- ond Rutherford Hayes Sayder, the third James Garfield Snyder, and last week we took my fourth boy to church and had him chris- tened Grover Cleveland Snyder, I paid the editor of our country paper £5 to putin a long article about: it and get a copy or two marked to seod on to Washington,” ‘‘But where does the bad luck coms n?” ““Why, the next day after 1 mailed thoss papers I got an offictal letter from the department. It was my discharge, and now theg've got a measly democrat in my place.” d the hen, when she In egg in horneet, I ) —————— BOWEL COMPLAINTS cured_and pro sented by Durry's Pure MaLr WHISKEY, Recommended by leading Physicians, Sold by Druggists and Grocers, e m— The Whittlers Lament, Ho mourns the happy days of youth, Now gone forever hence, ‘When he could sit and whittle sticks ‘Upon a picket fence, But now, alas! he cannot thus His lelsurs hours employ, For fate, in shape of wire and barbs, Hath rendered null that joy, — [Boston Gazstto. ——— Shakespeare was *‘aot for an sge, but for all time,” This may be sald of St. Jacobs Oll. So long as the world lasts, there will be rheumatic pains, and it will cure them, ———— CONNUBIALITIES, Louis A, Morgenstern and Rachel Isancs, both comic opera siogers, were lately married 1n San Francisco, Archibald Forbes, the Eoglish war corres- pondent, is soon to marry a daughter of Quar- termast:r Goneral Meigs, Miss Louise Matthews, sister of Brander Matthows, the author, 18 engaged to ba mar- rieo to Picrro Barlow, son of 5, L, M, Barlow of New York. A bride in Dover, an Ohio township, was 80 oerc me during the marriago ceremony re- cently that she fainted upon 1ts conclusion, and has sinco been very ll, Miss Davis of Worchevter, Mass,, was late- ly martied to the Duke Alfied Joseph do Broste, a descondant of the Comte de Brosse, who fought with Joan of Arc, Miss_Lily Stanly the second daughtor of Brigadier General Davia Stanley, command- iog the Department of Taxas, is announced to be engaged to be married to Lieutenant David J. Rambouzh, of the Third artillery, who is place to go.— [Merchant Traveller. Addi- tlonal misery —A girl with a new drees and some place to go and no *feller” to go with her,— Loulaville Courier-Jovrnal, Heavy woolen canvas goods in fine or large meshos, comea plain, in stripoy, forming plaids for under skirts and trimmings, or plain, with dota and geometrical figures rajsed upon the canvas surface. These goods are trimmed with woolen laces, and will bs worn duriog the autumn beneath dressy visitos and other ehort wra Figaro jacketsare made sleeveloss, with a small epaulet, under which are worn sleeves to match the skirt, These sleeves are attached to au underbodice, and if the jacket beopen, a vest of the dress material forms the front of the bodice, 1f the bodice of the dress worn be Intact, the jacket is alipped on without it accompanying underbodice, Some of the materials for autumn and win- ter wear show the roughest effects, Many of the goods ure so shazgy that it is doubtful whether they will prove acceptable to persous of quiet taste, The preference for talor-made dresses is an indication that soft woollen fab- rics will gain the ascendency. In Paris there is & decided tendency In favor of emooth- faced materials, and the Eoglith modesl show » preponderance of soft-finish and dlagonal cloth, Of course, on such & bright mornicg she couldn't resist callivg around to eee how many of her friends had returned from vaza tion, '‘Why, Cicely, dear,” she exclaumed, "0 you, too, have returnea?” ‘'Ye-es, 1 hat 18, 1 havea't been away.” *'But you utiful tan on your complexion,” , yes, That cost me 25 cents, while cation would have cost $125, I'il ha cloak this fall, and you'll have to fix old one.” It was cool enough to put the cloaks on immediately,—[ Hartford Post, Thero are some very pretty home dresses for young ladies’ wear, made of dark cashmere, which have for trimmix g three or four rows of worsted lace insertion let in on the skirt atove tho hem, at (qual distacces, but not extending above the knees, In other instances, the lace is let in lopgitudinally, sometimes golvg all aroucd the skirt and sometimes only in- serted down the entite front. Oco dress of plomb cashmere, trimmed with lace insertion to match, was made bright bi strips of coque- licot or poppy silk placed beueath the lace bands, Another, of olive green, waa similar'y treated, and the Fedora vest, wholly of ths woollen lace, was lined loside with the gay cclored silke, Some of the elezant fancy woolen fabrics brought out recently are as expersive as silk or iatin goods of fine quality, and sre far wore popular for stieet wesr than cither of Jthese materials, if wo except, perhaps, - | to the questions of the minister, attached to the light batiery stationed at San Antonio, Conductor David R. Amb: of Greens- burg, Pa., was married to Miss Nancy A. Ma- lone of Allegheny, while running his trip on the Sewickly branch of the Southwest road, Rev, L, R. Dieffenbacher, & passenger, per- forming the ceremony and the comductor going on with the collsckion of fares immedi- ately afterward. A most extraordinary wodding occurred In Pierco county, Georgia. William Harrell, agod 42, a well to do farmer, married Sallie Wilson, aged 10 years and six months. The girl's fatheris a ferryman for Major Spence and gave his consent to the match. The couple went to Mason on their wedding tour and will return home next week and begin housekeeping. A man living at Norwalk, Wis., 84 years of age, was recently married to a young woman of 26, and the boys collsoted for the purpose of sexenadiog the couple, who resided with the bride's mother, The groom was s0 deaf that he did not hear the boys, but the mother. in-law did, and ordered them to leave, They declined. whereupon she procured a shotgun and fired into the crowd. " severely wounding one of the boys, the charge taking effect in his groin, The old lady says that she prayed before she shot. A Oleveland dispateh s A strange incident connected with a recent wedding has just come to light, One evening lsst week a daughter of Geurf)a Morgan .was marrled to a young farmer of Dover township, The mar- ringe took plaze at the bride's parents on Payne avenue, During tae ceremony the bride appeared dazed and replied melancholly After the word hud been spoken that united the couple for life, the iuunx husband tried to lead his ‘bride awsy, but before those present realized that anything was wrong ehe faioted and fell to the floor, Her face was badly cut and brulsed by the fall and the shock to her nerv ous system was 40 graat that she bas been sexiously ill ever since. e When Baby was sick, we zave her Castoris, ‘When sho was & Child, she cried for Castoria, ‘When sho became Miss, sho clung to " storis, When shio liad Chilldren, ahe gave thew.Castaris Home] Again, The maiden walks the strand no more Esjoying the cosan breeas, Where the tiny wavelots kiss tha shore, And the sand is alive with floas, No more in a suit of blus or drab She into the water goes; She fears no more the voracious crab That sought to devour her toes, She is done for the whils with seaside hops, Those innocent dissipations; Sho has turned her back cn dudes and fops, Aud given up beach flirtations, The maiden is back from her summering To home and its dear delights, Back to the garden gats to swing With her bean throuch the autumn nights, —[Boston Courier, o —— BINGULARITIES, Buck, the Inventor of the Waterbury wateh, has built an engine so small that, with boiler, governor and pump, it would stand on a gold dollar, The town of Grafton, Va., boasts of a youog lady 15 yoars old who weighs 350 pounds, When only 11 years old she weighed over 200 pounds and has been rapldly gaining ever since that time, There is a natural bridge between the boundary line of Arizona and New Mexico, twenty miles north of the Atlantic and Pacific railroad, which surpasses in every way the famous one in Virgini A piece of amboar weighing eight pourds is at piesont being exhibited in the Mark museum, at Dantzic, for which the owner has refused $1,600. It is probably the largest plece in the world without blemish, The wicroecope ehows that mold is a forest of beau:iful treos, with the branches, leaves, and fruit; that butterflies are fully feathered: that hairs are hollow tubes, and the surface of our bodies is covered with scales like a fish, t1The Boffalo sunflower, fourteen feet fiv inches high, with thirty-four blossoma and buds, is beaten by ono in tho garden of Dr, Sabine, of Brookline, which ia nearly as high and haa 48 blossoms togethor with many buds, —HBoston Journal. Starfish have appeared on the oyater ground about Norwalk, Conn,, 1n great numbors, and the owners of deep-water beds in that locality are greatly alarmed for the tuture of the crop, One cultivator took 100 bushela of theso de structive pests from his grouzds in a single day recently. * A curions physiological fact is noticed by o writer on the late Franco.Chinese war in Tonquin, nsmely, that the bodies of the slain Chinese, uolike those of the French soldiers, *'id not decompose, but merely became dis- colored, and like mummiee,” while, with the excention of the eyes, carrion birds left them untouched. Tt is suggested thatopium smok- iog might have been the cause of the phe- nomenon. The fishes collected from great depths upon the famous Oballenger cxpedition—two or three thousaud fathoms—posseis bones and ligaments of great softness, and muscles lootely connected, This is a provision toallow of the permeation of their tissues by the water, eince otherwise at the great depth where they live the pressure of the water, which shivers eolid glass to powder, would crush their bodies, Ulcves are not the fruit of the tree, but the undeveloped flower, ths stem being the calyx snd tho head the unblown corolla, The strepgth lies in the flower alone, althouzh the green twigs are reported to be ground up and usad as au adulterant, The clove tree grows from thirty to forty feet high, and is green the goar sound, It is fourd in the Molucca slands, in Sumatra, in Straight's settlemente, io Zavzibar, Reunion Islands, and Cayenne, The poorest comes from Zanzibar. Mexico has another live voleano, if all ac: counts are truo. The curiosity has appeared at a place called ““Las Iguanas,” half a day’s march from Tlaliscoyam, in the state of Vera Oruz, and about an _hour and a half's walk from Mistequil'a, A tiny crater has opened, whose breathing hole is only three feet wide. On nearing the hole a subterranean noise is heard, On certain occasions the noise in- eceases in yolume, and louder toward the mouth of the crater comes the tread of some invisiblo power which throws up earth and water and clouds of sulphurious vapor high in the air. All the ground for a long distance round this baby volcano has liftad perceptibly, and the earth now vomiting is forming a hiil round the crater, whiloa small lake has al- ready accumulated near by, made up of the waters thrown upward, The fayorite amuse- ment of those who do not fear it is to throw p Im branches aud twigs in, Those remain inside for a while. but are soon hurled bun- dreds of feet distant over the fields. RELIGIOUS, It was customary in Englsnd {p applaud the preachers iu the pulpit two bundred years ago. It is estimated that sixty-eight churches in Paris postess works of art va'ued at 81,- 615,710, The Catholic cathedral at Dabuque 1s be- ing thoroughly renovated and repaired to the extent of many thousand dollare. At Northfield Mr. Moody has been buying big wagons to bs used on Sandays for carry- iog to and from church the peoplo who live at a distance ard could not, otherwise attend, Sunday, while Rev. Mr, Clark was preach- ing at_East Haven, Conn.. a dove flsw down and alighted on the bible before him, after he had read: I saw the spiriz descendiog from above like a dove,” The disinclination for the Jewish ministry, says n Hebrew weekly, is duo to tho simple fact that this is a commercial oge, and that it does not pay, in the common meaning of the word, to become a minister. Lhe Congregationalist makes the statement, “'on good authority,” that +o far an can be re- membered no youcgman born and bred in the nine Congregational churches in Hartford, Conn , bas within the last fourteen years be- come & minister. e ———— An Aged Arkensas Clergyman, Who has preached the gospel for 40 years, has boen creatly s fll'cted with kid- ney troubles, His cise ls such an obsti- nate one and his age Is eo great that he cannot hope for absolute cute; but he writes from Richland, that he has used three botiles of Brown's Iron Bitters, and adds, “‘I have felt more rellef than from anythiog I have ever used.” He desires an addltional supply of thls great family mediclne in order to make farther trial. e — EDUCALIONAL, Lawrence Barrett has an invitation to de- liver the next address bofore the faculiy and students of Harvard college, Leona Call is the name of & young lady who s giving great satisfaction as & professor of Greek in the Towa university, In the rural school districts of Georzia three montha constitute the school year, and it ra quirea the most rigid economy to keep the schools runniog even upon this economical basi 1t in astonishing what interest the colored population ar taking in tchools, Thera are gome little follows who pass throngh Hines: ville every day who walk six miles %o school and eix miles back,—| Hineaville (Ga.) Gazette, The following is a verbatim copy of a notice postad recently by a school district committee io Voluntown, Conn, ‘I Here-by Notify the Legal voters of —— Obool District of the ‘Anul meeting will beld at the Chool House on —— to Chuse and Klect Onool offisers and other business that comes at the moeting,” The ladies have made their influence felt in a practical way in_school district e'ections in several places 1n New York. At West Falls, led by Rev. Caroline A. Bassett, pastor of the Kree Baptist church, they decfeated a proposition to rell the district Ibrary at auc- 1lor, and another to divert the library money furnished by the state from the use prescribed by law. At West Chester a Catholic school trustes was elected over a F'rotestant compe- titor by the votes of five Irish women who were brought to the polls just befora the elec: tion closed, e — e “From 1869 10 1880, I hsd rheuma- tlsm; at one time could not wald a step in four months, Now entirely well; cored by Hont's Remedy. E STEPHEN G, MASON, Providence, Thouasnds of cases of kidoey dlecases have be:ea cared by Hunia Rewmecy. Never fals, It WASN'T A BOY, Girls ook Very Much Liks Their Brothers Bundied up in a Barber's Apron, Chicago Mail, “Ts that » boy?” asked a Mall reporter of a barber In a shop under the Lakeslao bullding. The objsct of the questlon was a snooth, youthful face. The rest of the form in a barber's chair was con- cealed under a sheet, and a tonsorial artls t was at work on the head. “No, It's a girl,” was the snswer, and the secker of Information turned his face toward tho young lady at the rlak of be- Ing cut with the razor. She observed the movemet and blashed with the con- sclousness of her novel position. “‘That {s the third we have had here to-day to have thelr hair cropped,” con- tinued the barber, as he added mora Iather. “This one mnext you had halr that reached to her walat." “‘Do you sweep It up and throw It out with the men’s hair?"” “Ob, no! They take it home and use t for switches or sell 1t to hatr dealers. It s a little more trouble to cuta lady's than a man’s halr, because there is so much more of it, but we don’t charge them anything extra, though they do at some places,” When she trlpped down from the chalr her back halr was clipped short, but her bangs fell over her forehead in- tact. One of her walting companlons then took the chalr. “Does it not grieve you to part with such beautiful treeses!” asked the re- porter ot the fair tlave of fachion. “Yes, It doos glve me aelight pang; but, you know, one might as well bs cut of the world gs ot of fashion,” she said &8 she picked up her hat, ‘Oh, my head feels 8> funny!” she ex- clalmed when she tried to fit it on. e —— Pork ana porkers, At this season of the year farmers are generelly exercised over the prics likely to rulo for pork and other hog produc s, The Drovera' Journal of Chicago ought to be at least fuir authority and its opin- fon is ontitled to eome consideration, In 1ts lesue «f Auguat 27 it says: Lately tho prices for provislons have raled lower than they have been at any time eince 1879, For tome months the general tendency of tho market has been downward, and st this rerson of the year packers and others naturally an- tlcipate a further reducilon toward the begtnning of the regular winter pack ng seazon. There are exceptlons to all rules but as a general thirg there is a sharp decline in the prices for hogs from the summer rates before the nominal open- ing of tho winter seazon. There are not a few wko are of the opinion that thls year will prove an_exception and that from this time forth the ups will prob- ably exceed the downs In the course of prices. At best 1t is all only guess work but there are certaln peculiar condlitions In the trade at present which do not usually sppear. In the firet place the eupplles have been over-estimated, and, as a result, the packers have been making a strong fight all the year against whas they have called unreasonably high pricss. At no tlme during tho past efx months have prices been quite as low a8 the packers caicula- ted they would be. There Isa very pop- ulsr notion to the effect that buyers, the manufacturers and the middle men, ara continually fightng against high prices. OF courso the principles of trade demand that the eeller must eell as dear as poos!- ble, and the buyer must buy as caeap as ho can, but there are some queer freaks in all trades but espeolally Iu the pack- ing and hendllng of meats. As every one knows, speculation 1s one of the very largest elements, in the pork trade es- peofally, and whilo it ls generally sup- posed that packers are Invariably bears 1n the hog marker, there sre excoptlonal times when the packers, some of the in- fluentlal and leading ones, seem almost anxloas to “put the market upon them- selves ” Ta other words thers are times when it s to their interest toralse theprice of hogs for the sake of influencing the provision market, in which they may happen to ba more directly Interested. But such exceptions are only incldental to the general course of the market. The conditions, however, whish accompany high prices for hogs are very much more satisfactory to the packers than when prices for the raw materlal are very low. 1t s true that more capita! is required to handle etock at high prices then stock at low prices, bat the profits are always larger in flush times, when prices are high, than when prices aro weak and de- pressed from any cause. luissald that the country is full of young hogs and corn and that the eupply i3 llable at almost any timo {0 exceed the demand. But let it be remembered that th:s position has been held by the packers and others for the past five years, Each year tho ory has boen just wait tlinext yearand thero wlill be two hoga for every placa to put one, Tho only satisfaciory feature of thess predictions s that they bave been in the *futuve tense.” The prediction has probably becn etereotyped. ‘‘Next seaton”’ the packers are expecting to cub en {mmense ocrop of hogs at low prlcez, They may do it But one of the most exiensive packing establishments is reported not to have put “a pound of meat {n the cellars in a month” on account of high rrlue'. It is s well- known fact that nearly, If not all, of the raw materlal recently worked up has gone Into lmmediate consumption. As a rale the Chlcago cutters bave been putting mo:t on the countere, snd figures show thatibutchers of eastern citics have been taking more than ha!f the arrival of hogs here durlog the summer. The stocks of product are therefore low, and the peckers willall probably feel disposed to go into the business at a lively rate when prlces are so they cin, This leads some people to think fall and winter prices are likely to advance rather than recede. At the same time, from a spoesulative point of view, If the packers have no procuct on hand which they want to eell at high pricee, they will bo in yoo trlm to bear prices for hogs, There is only one thing for seneible hog raisers to do, aud that is to prodnce hoge ay good as possible and be prepared to reasonable profits even at low rates, Esrly maturity, good quality, qulck re- turns and small profice,” are points to keep In mind, What Imported LADUF Froduces, A Plttsburg correspondent of the New York Sun draws & dark picture of the condltion of labor of the minlng districts of Pennsylvania, In a state unsurpaseed for the variety and richne tources, laborlng men sre llving sauslid poverty snd In meny instances are roarcely able to keep themselves and familles from starvation, How it is possible for & man to support kimss!f aud fsmily on fourteen dollars per month fow lonn determine, but the best pald fron ) miers in Pensylvaia earn only this jeum, while the best pald coal minors re- celva thirty-five dollars, a little more than ane dollar per day. The provalling rate of wages In the iron mines, not de- daeting the namber of days in which thera I8 no wotk, s seventy ceuts per day, and the crrespondent says that ‘‘the Amount of money which each individusl has for food, clothing, mediolne and all necessaries, covntlng three adults fo a family, a man, his wife, and two chitdren, ranges from 10 cents to 34 cents a day.” The com- panles charge $5 per mouth for thelr ten- ements, snd {t happens In many cases that a man with a monthly income of §10 pays away half that sam for sheltsr. It is charged that all sorts of exactlons are practiced on the miners, In the anthra- cite reglon mining Is pald for by tho day, 80 many oar loads being required fora day’s work. The miner is fined for a cer- taln percentage of slate In a ear, and if the amount of slate Is In excess of the coal he s discharged. In the bituminous reglons the coal mined fs paid for by the buehel of eeventy-slx ponnds, The law of tho state requires that the minere shall have a check.welgher, to he pald at thelr own expense, but in many instances the law ls evaded, and the miners Inslst that the welghlng boss employed by the proprietors cheats them In weight, Miners only receive pry for the coal which does not throogh the screen, while the owners sell all that s sont to the surface, The dla- covery and use of natural gas has had somewhat to do with the depresslon of mining, but the chlef cause of the piti- ful poverty and distress which prevails throughout the Penneylvania miolng re- glon ls the Importation of forelgn labor. The companles have picked the region with cheap laborers from abroad, Poles, Hungarians and Bulgarians swarming through the coal mines. Owiog to this the labor supply far exceds the demand, and, ss & result, thousinds have no work while others have obtained employment feom fifty to ono hundred days eine last Januarg. Tho lmportea laborers rarely become skilled minere, and the corree- pondent says that they are content to re- main lsborers, aud ccnsider a dollar a week a good Income, 1t is this which s enting the lifo out of several of our in- dustries, and everywhere cheapening the prico of Amerlcan labcr, An over- stocked labor market begets a desperate et:oggle for bread, and rather than starve men will eubrnlt to lmost any exaction. This is the way it wlll contlnue to work 20 long as the cheap labor of Earope is brought ever to glut the labor market. How to prevent thisls the question, An eastern cotemporary dlecuseed this mat- tor a few pays 8go and proposed the im- posltion of such a per capita tox on for- elgn laborers as would deter them from coming to the Unlted States, The labor claszes of this conntry feel the pressure of this continuous immigration and are urglng an extra session of congress to se- cura some mensures of relief. Unleta something s done thers will be trouble in the future, and that of a serlous na- ture. All things ofnt in that directiop, and It fs a question whether congress has not as much right to shat out the pau- perized laborers of Europe as to exclude the Chinese. If the one act is constiiu- tlonal the other would most certainly be. — — If you suffer from looseness of the bowels, Angostura Bitters will surely oure you. Bewaro of counterfeits and ask your grocer or druggist for tha genuino_article, prepared by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, — —i— IMPIKEIES, The South Sea Telanders are learning to swear in Lnglish and play poker. A funeral isa_tirosome proacher’s oppor- tunity. 7Lurn him on 0 a large congregation and he will make the mournera wish that the party had never died. A Witconsin church picnic has been post- poned five times this sevson on acconnt of rain and yet the ides has not ccourred to the committee to fool the weather authorities by appointiog the picnic for & cortan dato and then holding it on the day before,— [Norris- town Herald, A London journal, quoting statistios to back it up, prosents as w moral paradox the statement that the most poorly paid working gurls in the metroplis are those cogaged in the work of sewiug aud binding Bibles, It adds that “for every heathen abroad who can be induced o us the sacred volume for any- thing else than gun waddiog & dozen of those glils are driven to perdition at home, A church_at Carroll, Towa, h titioned off a corper of the andi furnished it with cradles and rocking chairs for the coavenience of mothers who are unable or unwilliog to leave their infants st home, A stranger who attended the church last Sun- day left with the impression that half & dozen Scotch bag-pipers 10 au adjoiniog room were playing o match for the championship of the world, The evangelist Sam Jones says, “I have s06n somo membera of tho_church who said they were starving and 1 thought it was n good ides. And I'va soen soms proachers nearly starving, and T romember a_ preacher who despised the way people had of *putiing off punched nickels o him, He said it was ecandalous. 1 enid, ‘You needn't complain, you've got the (drop on them, you put off punched sormons on them, That's about oven,” When Vestryman Green bowed his head to read the rosponses uf the Litany last Sunday | o he was very drowsy indeed, and ho had ra- peated “Lord have mercy upon us miserablo pinners” but three times when he fell fast asleep His wife nudged him with her para- ol without succoss. When the winister reached, “And now, reventeenthly, wy be- loved brethern,” Vestrymon Green awoke, snd being unconscious of the lapee of time, responded ina sonorious and fervent volice: *Lisid bave mercy upon us miserable sinners,” In many l_unnllllsu Hood’s Sarsaparllla is in such general demand that it ls the recognized family medicioe. People Cd) O EAT . W GERMAN REMED) FOR XPAIN. URE Rhcumallsm,‘i\curafigla, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, nes Sprains Rraises, o RODILY PAINS A\l’l"ll!l'!. Nerrwhere, FiRg Ceua & botte, Ne AXD aLL o1y .ru 80108y Draggisaan (Bossersors ta A. VOOR) A'Standard Mealcal Work for Young and Middle Aged Men, only 81 by mail, Dostpaid, KNOW THYSELF, 482 _A Great Medica! Work on ty, Nervous and Ph ¢ in Man, E told miserios resulting old, chronicd yoars 's 1ich as probably i 300 | will be refunded wall, postpaid, How. Gold medal oiical Asso- beneft all,—London I There i8_no member of Socicty to whom The f Life will not be useful, whethier youth, asrdinn, instructor or clergyman.—~Argo- ustitute, or Dr. W, ass, Who skill and o diso,kes ghat KNOW ill o f 1 oth- write that ‘‘the whole neighborhood Is taking it,” eto, Partlcularly Is this true of Lowell, Mass,, where it is made, and where more of Hood’s Sarsaparilla s sold than of any other saresparilla or blood purifier, 1t /s the great remedy for de- bility, sorofula, dyspepsls, billlousness, orany dlsesse caused by impure state or low conditlon of the blood, ~Give 1t a trial, | m——— Big Wages tor Women, Butte (M, T.) Miner. ¢ ‘There good demand for help, and especlally for young glels,” ssld the manager of one of the Montans employ~ ment agencles, and he ccmplacently twlsted his handsome brunette mus tache, ‘‘Cooks, chambermalds, and waiter girls are In especisl demand; they readily commeand $15 to §21.50 per week, with board, Female cooks are scarce at from $60 to 860 per month. Chamber- wmaids readily eecure §40 per month, and walfer glrls from $35 to 850—of course, including board, We have wmore orders in this line than we can fill | ——— “For economy aud comfort, we ute Hood’s Sareaparilla.” writes sn intelli- gent Baffalo, N, Y 100 Doses One Dollar, — — Bhe was Sate, Boston glirl, Gawge, I see the papers say that small- ., Indy, pox was brought to Boston by & kirs. *“Yaas, I nawticed that Long vacuum of s'lence, “Gawge, bave you been exposel to small poat” “Naw, Why?" “*Oh, uothing; only I thought I'd tell you 've been vaccinated.” v THYSELF HunpHREYS HOMEOPRTHIQ‘ / Velernary Specfics Horses, Cattle, Sheep DOGS, HOGS, POULTRY, TIn use for over 20 years by Farmers, Stockbreeders, Horse R. R., &o. Used by U Covernment. #9- STABLE CHART -&& Mounted on Rollers & ook Mailed Free, Humphreys' Med. Co., 109 Fulton St., N. ¥ Humphrgys; Homeopathic Specific No.2 030 yoars. 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