Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 5, 1885, Page 2

THE DAILY BEE-- S ATURDAY, SEPTEMBER » i 1885. OH! MY BACK Every straln ot cold attacks that weak back and nearly prostrates you, = 11 GNINW0D34 SLS\‘DQHL—.;U ONY SHYID Strengthens the Muscles, Steadics the Nerves, Enriches the Blood, Gives New Vigor. Myens, Fairfield, Towa, & ?« i Tron Bitters is tho best Tron medieine T & years' practice, I h nd 11 nervous or phsrichl e xhaus- litating ailmerte that bent w Usait froely in my own family." and groseed red lines on F. Made only by 5, MDD, havo known in m; it e nuine has trade mark ot for roct y by all dealers in me roceipt of % <ta CUao R ol - BROX0 GLAY ‘g APERA DI SELLLE [ S0RIHG ERVATORY OF MUSIC Sinas OLDERE m ipctey bovesat i Tcontracted a foartal casy of blood pofson fn 1853 waa treated by wome of the hest phy At avta. They used the (1 remed potash, which brought on rheu s atism and mpaired wy digrstivo organs. Evory joint in mo was swollen and full of prin. When I wis given up tod'e, my physicians thought, it would bo a gooJ time to' test Whon 1 commenced ho virtuos of Switt’s 3p:cific n eald T could not live taklrg 8, 8. 8., the phys two weoks urder the crdinary treatment. He com- menced to give me the medicme steletly a-cording to dircctions, # hich T contiuued for several monthe, 1 00k nothing else, and eowmenced to improve from the very flst. Soon the rhoumatism lelt me, m: appetlte became )l right, and the ulccrs, whioh tho ductor aid wore the most frightful ne had ever soen beggan to heel, and by the (st of Octber, 1884, I was a wellmanagan. Tam rtronger now than 1 ever was before, and welghmore. Ly Mo LENDON, Tem MoClendon'has beenin tho employ of the Chess Cailoy Company for somie years, acd I know the abcve statemen's to be true, © At the time he be- gan taking Swiv's Speeifie he was in & horrible con- dition. Ircgard his cure as almoss miraculous. W. &, CROSAT, Manage: Ches-Ca' Ly Co., Atlanta Dis Atlanta, Ga., April 18, 1885, WIVES, D'YE MIND THIS ? Dranghts from the Fountain of Happi- 16ss in 4 Mocel Home, Sage Advice to Better Malves on the Tremtment of Husbands—A Vig orous Refatat of the Asgertion that “Woman s the Weaker Vessel” n Combination costumes st.1l continue in high favor, Velvet bodices will te worn with skirts of different materinl, Ieeves are trimmed with qualnt designs in braid, reaching to the shoulder. Drees hats with steeple-like crowns have projecting brims turned up in front. The dull lead color o fashionable abroad Iast spring will be a favorite here this season, Tollets for drevsy purposes have crepe lisss ruchngs and galloons covered with large beads, Woven lace chair backs and table scarfs are rendered effective by embroidering the figures in outline stitch 1n silk, Dark blue and bottle-green cloths are the favorites for riding habite, the durability of theso colors being superior to othera, Pow to Preserve a Husband, To the Editor of the Bke. The quesfion 80 often asked and often satisfactorily answored, *What shell we do with oue brys?’ and even oar girls, seldom glves plaos £ tha query, “‘what shall we do with our husbands?” In this generatlon 1t ls & matter wort hy gravo thonght, Ths woman whoss heart i breaking with the knowlsdge that she i8 loslng the hasband of hsr yoath does not, many times, stop and ask who Is to blame. The msjority of wives do not know the temptatlons thai dally and hourly strow the pathway of their loved ones, and but for the hal> of purlty and love that must bs thorovghiy woven around them, the loved feot must often stumble, If not fall. The wife who rends her hueband from her® with tender words for hia safoly and return—a kiss from lips he knows 8o well could not frame a falsehood or reproach, is not often the heart-broken, neglected one we read and hear of. A womsn to co this neel not be an angel. And though dear, old Samantha Allen, whose common-iense ideas we sll admit, scouts the ldea of “marriage belng womau’s spewr,” I say there {8 no woman more admirable than she who wins and hclds a true, good man’s love and life. The law, as well as a man’s duty, compels him to provide his home and famlly with all comforts, but there is none save love, that soverelgnty which knowa no law, that can draw him into that clrcle which, wlthout him, in the midst of giandeur. s but mockery. Do not eeek to compel him, but make home ro sweet that the contrast will be in your tavor. Make him know that he can come, hea ckand weary, and there find rest and comfort. A soft hand can often brush away the troublsd thoughts, and thero are to-day careworn, over— worked men who are etarving for the sympathy they never get at home. What wonder they tarn a williog, llstening ear to any source from whence it come | Your are good, perhaps even loving, but be tender. That is the keynote of {tall. A business man encounters in every-day lifo encugh of that which is harsh—enough of the grandeur and wis- dom of the world, and wkat he neede, what he wants and expe cts in a wife, is tendernesr. People may say what they pleaze con- cernivg “praise to the face,” etc., belng disgraceful and all that to thelr neigh- bors and friends, but it helps eo much In our humdram life, A man loves pralse, and how much sweeter it is when we know it is sincers. So I say compliment him, tell him once in a while how nice he The permanent tournure placed in every dress 18 three inches long and five inches in width, Itis lightly stuffed with horsehair, The fancy for buttons with odd devices is revived, and thess vary from those of the simplest metals to those as costly as jewels, Little girls’ dreasos are made in, Princesse style with jacket bodice. Velvetis often used for the bodice, while the skirt is of wool. Fifty yourg ladies were made brchelors Inst week at a Boston college, If this thing continues there will be » shoctage in old maids, Among the pretty trifles for the seaton are new Algerian ribbons, those made of lightly woven woolen tissues dyed with gay colored 8. (rilded tennis racquets are the latest for girls of tbe period, They are not mush like those gilded rackets that “the boys induige in oceasionally, I {Black laco waists are ecen with all ekirts, "They are very peculiarly made, and consist of a black silk waist covered with lace draped in various ways, Full undersleeves of surah in a lighter shade than the bodice are inserted in cutaway sleeves, They are finished by a fall frill fall- ing over the hand. 1t is said that boilicg water will remove tea stains, The fabric should be laid over a bowl and the boiliog water poured from {he kettle on the stains, Somebody wants to know why pretty wo- men generally marry homely men. We have & clinging bellef that 1t 1 dons to give their own beauty the benefit of contrast, Skirts havo aprons, or quilles, with rich beaded embroidery or trimmings of passemen- terie, When there aro draperies to tho skirts they fall in soft folds, artstically arranged, "This astute proverb comes from Iadia: *Tt must always be the women who are in ths wrong, and not the wen, because men have reserved to themselves the right to decide what is right and what wrong,'” As o druz clerk the female is not a brilliant succe:s in Kausas, When you wink at her across a soda foontain ehe doesn’t know whether to put a little balm of Gilead in your sods, or hang her head and blush, A seal-brown straw capoto has the brim faced with brown velvet, A bow of brown velvet and striped etamine forms the trim- ming on top, and a bridle of brown bias velvet is fastened with a bow at the throat, Minnie (inquisitive child)—*Mamma, you told me that ladies ehould always be ficat, didn’t you?” Mamma—"Yes, my dathog, certainly,” _DMinnis—'‘Then, if you plense, why waen't I born before Willie?” A Connecticut lady, who is one hundred and three years old, insists that sho is over two hundred, It is fair to presume that aay wowan who claims to be twice as old as she renlly is must be decidedly deranged. “When I marry,”said a buddiog school girl, “I'l waut a tall, finelooking mun.” “There's where yow'ro’ wrong, sis,” said hor more practical eister. *“You'll have less trouble watching an ugly mar, and enjoy mcr> of his company.” A Larstog girl out shopping in Detroit had her purse snatched by a thief. She didn’t yell “perlice.” nor swoon away, but took after the scamp, chasing him until he threw back at does look.—ihat he certalnly grows hand- somer. It won't spoll him, as some women think, a particle. Don’t make him think that bacause he’s marrled he 18 no longer “'a joy forever.” Maks him feel that he Is of every importance in his home, instead of thrusting him and his opinions completely sside, presenting only the bills, Yes, a good husband is something too rare to be careless of and yet if half our women bestowed upon them the care thsy do thelr jowels, there would bs more happy homes. And to you who have, let mo eay your wealth s untcld, but keep him, guard him and make him feel that ho {s indeed ‘‘king” of that realm called home. Q. B. Is Woman the Weaker Vessel? To the Editor of the Bk, Is woman “the weaker vessel?” So WHITTIER « St Lonis, Mo A Positive W "MARRIAGCE CUIDE Y Rois for theexpress purpose of g mmediate relielin all chroiiic, uninary and pri- vate diseases. Gonorrhcea, GleetandSyphilis in all their complicaed forms, also all diseases of the Skin and Blood promptly relicved and permanentiyclred by reme- dies,testedin a Loty Vears Bpecial Practice. Seminal gt Losses by Dreams, Pimples on hood, positéeely cured. There utings The ed in each case. sonal or by letter, sacredly confidential, icines sent by Mail and Expre package to indicate contents or sender, OR.JAMES,No. 204 Washington §L.,Ch ppropriate r. onsultations, p Med- IOWA COLLEGE OF LAW, Luw dopartwent of Drake University, Des Moinos, Jows. Band for Catalogue. Addrees A H. MoVey, Dosa or J. 8. Clurk, Secrotary, eare Coe McVey & Olarx, Doi Moiues fowa, m&o 4wk A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty; but it isa part. Every lady may have it; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies, says man, the ‘‘Lord of creation,” Well, let us see. A man loses h's wife; death her tho purte and contents, In the run ho lost & new eilk hat. Miss Laura Braden, treasurer of the Wash- ington and Waynesburg railroad, is eaid to be the only female railroad officor in the country, Tt isstrange, t0o, since women handle moro trains than men and koow how to switch ‘em off in great style,—[Boston Post. Ladies’ night gowns are marked with the wearer's initials, rather large and embroidec— ed in whits in the corner of the collar, Gon- tlemun’s ditto are marked with a colored mon- ograw, letters from two to three Inches bigh, on tho right bresst, near the opening. Very protty and tasteful cartaius, spread and valance for & bsdstead aro mada of serim. Tho borders are run with pink and blae rib- bons, and the sarface betweon haa tiny roso- buds embroidered upon it. The effect s ex- ceadingly light and graceful, and with a white wood or brass bedstead is charming, A varioty of striped materiala will_be tasd during the sutumn season, Striped reveres aud panel trimmicgs are mado crosswise and lengthwise, Theze goods are of wool, eilk, and velvet. Moss green is likely to be very fashionobla in these goods, s well as dark claims tne mother of his (perhaps) three or four emall children. Waat does he do? His first step is to break up house- keoping, scatter his - children among frionds, put them with an uacle, an aunt or a grandmother, or what Is worse still, io an orphan asylum or children’s home, (God bless the home) anywhere to free himself from the cares of his orphaned little ones, while hs goes back to the company of his follows and mingles again in the pleasures of the world compara- tively a free man. Lot us lock at the other slde. A poor woman's first thought afier recing hor husband laid ia ths grave is, “‘How can I keep my littlo ones togotbor?” Perhaps she i yet young and bas been left poor, with but little strength for the task be- fore her, Bhe bas nogood comfortable ealary to meet expenees with; perhaps eho Bas spent her last dollar in procuring comforts for her slck husband. Yoet, does she give up and say she must glve her chiliren awsy? No, indeed; she goes out to wash, ortakes In washing, stitches all day at the sewing machine, or what s still greater drudgery, takes boarders; apything that s hones!, pro- vided ehe can keep her littlo ones with her. Ob, God! the many weary days snd woeks and years before that poor woman, Does her mcrs favored sisters ever think of her hard lot7 While they are eur- rcurded in thelr bappy homes with all the luxurles that money cin procure, she is perhsps suffering for the pecessarles «f life. Just think of the thcusands, yes, millons of dollars expended yearly on fine churches for mere show. How much better, I ask, would it be to teek out that lonely widow (for you will find her inthe prosperous city of Omaba ss well s5 else- where), cheer her with words of comfort, give her a little out of your abundance, treat her in such & way that sbe doern't feel that she 1s an object of charity, and oh, whata weight of loneliness and sor- row you may lift from her heart, 1 azu no advocate of public mendicants or street beggare, but the worthy poor ls entitled to consiceraticn, for the life of a working woman, be sbe girl, wife cr widow, 1s a hard cne. Bat through all her trials she is ever a kind sfster, & lov- Ing wife and tender mother. “The weaker sissel’ the may bs, in- deed. physically epesking, but mentally man's peer, and morally his superlor. Mzs. A, F— —— FOR THIE LADIES, Tho gicls all say young men are 8o scarce At every place they €o; Tha reason ia, the men sro 'fraid— They tcare e, doo't you k 1 [Ciucicnati Commergial Traveler. Silk is now often employed with cotton goode. ‘allor-made suits are to rewain in favor doriog the coming eeason, HONE ‘ capucine” red, brown, and shaded greenish blues. A Boston writer thinks that the sexe drifting spart, Wo hold that this depends on circumstances, When mother tuddenly brings a light into_the dark parlor the sexss drift apart very suddenly, but thers scems to be an affiuity, a3 it wers, when the hght is is turned down low or extinguished, which ((‘,fl{lm the exes togetheragain.—[Philadelphia Call, The wedding season is again near at hand, and already many modistes ace busy with or- ders for bridal trosseaus for the autumn, Se en havdsome costumes, not including the bri- dal toilet, arainc'uded in one order, twelve in another, aud eighteen costumes, iccludlog the white satin weddicg gown, will complete the outfit of a St, Louis bride whoze weddiog will occur early in tober, Oae of the dresses for the last mentioned lady consists of a pale blue eatin brocade, made up in rich contrast with golden brown velvet, Ths majority of useful costumes are com- posed of light woclen materials, A striped material corresponding with them is used as trimming. Spots, both large avd smll, are also noticeable and fizures of all kinds, but stripes predominate. The stripes are in vari- ous widths and are eometimes shaded in con. trast with the plain material, Stripes of vel- vet and plush are also pretty on the woolen ground, and look particularly well as draper- ies and bodice or polonaise over plain silk or shot-silk skirts, The plain dress is still in fashion, but most- ly for young girls or the neglige toilet of young married ladies, It is made with a ted bodice, either plain or more muged top and bottom, and with irt simply gathered on tc a plain waistband, which should be put on over the bodice, 80 a8 to avold apy spaca beicg left be- tween bodice and skirt. A plain beltor a wide sash is worn round the waist, the former with a clasp or buckle in front, the latter tied in @ full bow with long loops and ends at the back or side. This is the more dressy style of the two, A very tasteful toilet for a young Iady, lately sent to Trouville, is of creamy whits lace tiseus over pale red silk. The bodice of the lace tlseus Ja.d over the is plain, and perfectly fittiog at the back; in front it is open from the throat in & long pownt nearly down to the waist; the cpening is filled up with creamy white lace aud edged on eacn #ido with & wide baud of dark red velvet, finished at the point of the waist with in a lnng loop; the sleeves are finished at the elbow with a lace trimming to match the plastron, The skirt is a plain buff and claret striped-silk pokin, made quite plain and without apy trimming round the foot. A very rich bridal tollet may be made of white lace over white faille,” The front is compesed of & very full lace skirt f the lower purt and” terminating in a deep Iao: flounce. This flounce falls over the trimming on the uunderskirt which coosists of & failly plaiting, & barrow lace flounce and a poioted trimming Over the head ing of the deep Iace flounce s a thick gerland of whnits flowers. The lower part of the traln is cut in pointe, with two ace ruflies falling from under the points, The train is covered with laca. The waist is of faills, covered with lace gathered at the neck and falling full to the waist, where it is fast ened Around the lower part of the body is aecarf of ‘‘gross de Naples” or rurrab, It fe tied 10 the back a little to the left side, where it falls in two lorg exda. Th= etraight collar 1 of puffed tulle, The full sleeves are gath aed around the wrist under a bracelet of flowers. They are gathered on the shoulders in the same way aud covered wsth epaulets of flowers, The hair is dressed with a half wreath of flowers, The long veil reaches to the low- er part of the tain, Miserable Mortals, OF all the luckless legions Ot suff'rers out of town, A fow —the most unbappy— We here have jotted down: Tho mother with ten daughters Who not ono bean could cateh; The wily, winsomo widow Who didu’c make a mateh. The hungry hotel waiters Who fatied to get a “'tip;” The slim and bony beauties Who didn’t care to dip. The maidens fond of dancing Who sufferod much from corne; The feather-headed dudolet Who took too many horns, The fair-haired blondes who found that Brunettes wero all the rage; The antiquated actress ‘When people kaew her age. The sixty-year.old sport who Forgot his black hair-dyo; The sensitive old spinster Who lost her beat glass eye, But ho was most contented Who didn’t go at all; His roridence ho rented, And Is boarding until' Fall, ~[Krys, PEPPERMINT DROPS, The argument of a dentist never amounts to much, It ia tooth in, A criminal never feels entirely eafe until he learns that his case has been placed in the hands of the detectives. The cheapest thing in 1ifs is common sense, but a fow people seem to have a corner in it and are holding for n rice, It anybedy thioks talk i cheap let them sond a fow lines to New Z:nland by cable. The rate is 23,32 per werd The man who breaks in a new set of store teeth may not have the blood of martyrs in him, but he bas ab-ut everything else needed to insure euccess in that business. 1 hef prought mine schmall pox mit me, eaid & German lodger to the lanalady. “'Oh! you wretch,” she ecriamed. “Aud me hero with four little innocent children that ain’t vaccinated.” Cocoanuts are said to find a very ready rale in Kansas towns where probibitory ideas pre. vail. They are purchased of Kansas Oity fquor dealers and the ‘‘milk in the cocoanut” bas become a very popular beverage, “Oan T ago the mayor?” inquired & membar of _the city conncil of the tormer’s eeivant. “‘Not at prosent; he's at dioner.” But my business i very important,” ‘I cannot help it, sir; his honor ia at atenk.”~ [Chicago Sun, s to the numbar ¢f a dczen or so fell clesr sky at Mankato, Mion , re cently,” This offeots the story from Iowa, where a tenderloin besfsteak and fried pota- toes, cooked to a turn, fell, last week, from a clear sky, The epitaph that follows is to he found der the moss of & gravestons in Vermont: Here lies the body of Samuel Woodhen, ‘The best ofbusbands and the purest of men. N. B.—His nams was Woodcock but it wouldn’é rhyme.— [ Ex, Tne recent sale of a Florida paper for a mule was considered an_extraordinary bargain, but South Carolina goes vne better. A horse was #old in Pickens a short time ago for $1, aud the purchuser asked for time to make the first un- poyment, and the sellersgreed to lot bim have twenty yeare, or until it wag conventent. ©Ob, say ms,” exclaimed a bright little girl in a hotel, while at dinner, *‘hasn’t that man over thero got awful big oare?’ “Hush child, the gentleman anight hear you,” cautioned the mother. *“Well, ma,” rotorted tho pre- coclous youngeter, “if ho couldn't hear mo with those ears he ought to haul ’em down.” Tho fact that a Nebraska man_hss discov- ered o human soul by means of the micro- scopo s Interesting and encoursging, but o fair estimato of tha discoyery’s value i impos- sible until 1 is known whether or not the in- strument will work successfully on every sub: jeot. It would require o migity fine micro- scopo to discover tho souls of tome men, A widow, who recontly lost her mother, attended o spiritual seance and desired to communicate with the spirit of her husband. “Have you met dear memma in heaven yet, George Houry?’ Peomptly the answer came back: “Yes, I have, and I'm gowng down to Sheol to spend the summer,’ Here the widow ssid the madium was a “‘mean, nasty thing,” aud the connection was broken.— [ Bos- ton 1 —— FThe Little Tot Was Fall, 1t was a winsoms littlo boy, With flaxen floeay hair; He was with merriwent aglow, His brow unmarked with care, His rineing laugh all day was heard, He played from'morn till night; He climbed on everybody’s lap, Tn ionocent delight, The boarders fed the playful tot On o:ndies, fruit and cake; hoed how much they offered him, Ho ne'er refused to take, One day the little one was missed, Then came the tidings sad That with a surfeit he was ill, And every one was glad, ——— RELIGIOLS, A church is to b erected in the venerabls town of Speyer in commemoratton of the pro- test of the eix princes, and the fourteen free cities, that in 1620 cspoused the causo of the Reformation, The Salvation army’s colors fly 1n 17 coun- trios. Tt has 2,660 paid officers, 1,060 corps and (62 anxiliaries and 22 publications, in- cluding 19 newspapers, aggregating 500,000 circulation. The army has uearly doubled its strongth within a year, A Maine paper acquaints the world that “there is preaching in a certain rural town in Maine a gentleman of fine culture, of rare lit- erary attainments, of groat genersl informa- tion, of prcfound religious exporience, of orlg inal'powers of thought and expression, Iy receives a ealary of 88 a week, He has a voluminous library, 1s a walkiog encyclopedia and is the village factotum Hais college bred, and is the best definition of a Christiau—a perfact gentlemsn,” The Baptists have already become numer ous and influential in wome partaof Australia, Quite recently the Home Mission society of the denomination held its apnual meeting in the town hall, Melbourne, when 1,200 sat down to tes, The public meeting held after ward, waa attended by 2,500 persons. In the Australizn colonies there are now 12,000 Bap- tist church members, 14) munisters and prop- erty worth 2,500,000, A handsome church, dedicated to the Most Holy Trinity, bas just baen completed and opened for public worship in the proaperona town of Lictle Iiver, Rici county, Kan. It is the firet church of the name in the county It appears that in that region Catholics and Protestants live together on excellent terms, At Little River & very basuttful example has been sot, The Protestants contributed one- half of the bullding fuud, besides donating the ground for the church in the choicest part Aunother Uatholic church is being built at Laredo, Reno county. Io the eastern part of the state Oatholic churches are nu- merous and well supdlied, ——— Family kepa Leaf by leaf the roses fall, Drop by drop the eprivg runs dry, Oae by cue the children cowe, Two by two \heir shoes you buy; Theee by three their hats wear ouf, Four by four their trousers rip, 8o the year rol's gayly on, While five by five your dollars ekip. e —— CONNUBIALITIES, Mis, Murphy, the widow of the miliicnaire cattle king, bas just warried her private sec- retary, who is quite a young man, In two separate cases /n Chicago recently bills were filed for divorce, evideuce heard acd decrees granted in just twenty miautes for each suit, This 1s believed to be the fast eet tune ever mado, and beats all previous recorde ia that ei'y. The evgagement of Miss Cle youngest daughter of the late Judge Gould, of New York, to Thomas E. Newbold is sunoup ced, and the weddiog day has been set in the first part of October, The bride is oat k ful and wea'thy, and the we’ding pestine Gould is to be most eiaborats in al ppoiatments, Fromithe land of steady babits & youthfal couple aged rewpeotively sixteen and fifteon, cloped week ago, They fancied 1t would be so romautic to run away and live in the woods. When tound they were in the Adiron dack wilds, liviog in_a brash shanty, doing their own cooking,and rot yot discouraged by a failurs of supplies, They wera taken kome —~whero tho steap nud sipper are yetin vogue. Iy this time they ere sorer but wiser children, The werk has been prolific of engagements, and ono that created a_groat deal of surpriss in society was that of Mr. W. Watts Sherman and Miss Brown, an heiress and » daughter of Mrs, John Carter Brown, of Providence. Mr, Sherman owns & very handsome residence at Newport and is well known in society, Miss Brown will_eventually be tbe heir to many millions, Her father's estato at the time of his death was estimated at $15,000,000. The engagements have also bssn anuounced of Miss Alice Dodge and Mr. William Osborna, Miss Dodge is a daughter of Mr, William K, Dodge. Miss Miouio Corse, o daughter of the late Mr, Tsrael Corse, and’ Mr. De Plore lot Miss Agnbs Havemeyor and Mr Brow- nell Burnbiam, the yourgest son of the late Mr. Gordon W, Burnham. Miss Havemeyer in the danghter of Mr, Henry 1, Havemeyer. —[New Youk Times, A fow months ago a_woman of 23 married aman of 60, in New York, Last weok the wife applied for a divorce on the grounds of parstmony and jsalonsy. In denying the ap- plication Judgs Van Hoesen sagely romarged that the coart could afford no remody for }unluu;y, ‘nor can the courts find a remedy or parsimony, The husband wants the wife to Jive on fiye dollars & week, This sum the wife thinks inadequate, and certainly it is very small, But_then it appears that the wife's mother and tisters are members of tho household, and it is very likely that he is de- termined not to encourago them to remain by apreading Daforo them a bountiful table, They have b:en married only a fewmonths and they have not yet given married lifo a fair trlal, The husband cannot be compelled to maintain his wife’s relatives, and it would be better if the wife’s mother and sisters would sesk ac- commodations elsewherr, Thore 18 no doubt that there is disappointment on both sides, and the wif-'s anticipations have proved to be Doad Son apples, but she has no cause that entitles her to aid frcm the court,” —— His Last Oigar, A small boy puffed at a big cigar, His eyes balged cut and his cheeks sank in, He gulped rank fumes with his lips ojar; While muscles shook in his youthful ching His gills were green, but he smole & smile, Ho sat high up on tho farmyard etile, And cocked his hat o'er his glassy cye’ Then wunk a wink at a cow near by, The earth ewam round but the stile stood still, Tho trees rose up and the kid crawled down, He groaned aioud, for he felt go ill, And kuew that cigar had ‘‘done brown”; His hoad was light and his feet like lead, His cheeks grew white as a liuen spread, “While ho weakly gasped, as he gazad afar, ‘It I hve, this here’s my last cigar,” — [ Philadelphia Newa, him IUPLLIES, Salvation army is threatened with prosecution in Koston for profanity tecanse it gives “'three cheers for Jesus.” Boy (who does not appreciate sermone) — Well, I'd just like to kuow what preaching’s for, anyway? Small Sister—Why, it's to give the singera a reat.— [ Life, Baid Bobby to the minister at dinner. “‘Can a church whistle?” “Why do you ask?’ * Cos paowes SI2 back pew rent, and he suys be's going to let the church whistle for it.” It is rough upon a new married man who discovers, before the honeymoon is half over, that his first business engagement ought to be to cowhide the minister who married bim, A waggish writer in an esteemed contempo- rary gives forth the opinion that the reason a cartain acrobatic clerggman has his life insured for 360,000 ia that he is apprehensive he may break his neck while preachiog some day. Cincinnati Mother—*“Well, my daugher, you were very good in church. Now, can you tell me_ what . the sermon was about?” Little Cincinnati Maiden—*'Oh, yes, of course. It was about heaven, Won't it bo nice! Noth- iog but music gardens and races and_baseball gomes and theatres all the time,” *‘Mercy on us, child! where did you get that ides?” “From the preacher, of course.” *‘The preacher, Why, what dia he say?” “He #aid that up there it would bs Sunay all the time.” - [Cincionati Tribune, + “How does it happen that you joinsd the Methodist church?” asked a man c¢f & dealer in ready-made clothing, *Vell, pecause mine brudder choined der Bresbyteriants, I vas not vant der let heem git der advantage mit ma,” “How get the advantage?’ *Mine brudder noticed dot he vas ein shoemaker, unt dot der Bresbyteriants shtood oop ven dey brays.3 e ree dot dey vare der shoes oud in dot vay, und he choins dot ehurch to hold dot trade, und prosbers; so I choined der Methos dists,” *“What did you gain by that?” **Vy, der Methodists kneel down unt vare der pritches at der knees oud ven dey bray, unt dey brey long unt vare pig holes in dew prit . Vell, T sells cloting to dem Metho* dists unt makes mouvish,” “‘But don’t you have to donate considerable to the support of the church?’ *‘Yab, I puts much money in dot shuich basket, but cfery time I tonates to dot shurch I marks pritches oop den par cent, und gits more a8 efen,”— [ Newman Indepen- deut, ————— That prevention s better than cure is an old adage. The best prophylictic, when a cough or cold ls apprehended, 13 1¢ad Star Congh Cure, and If the cough has obtained a foothold, this new remedy will removelt, Seriously Injured, John Tooker, the expressman, who was burned on Sonth Tenth strees last Saturday night, hay been removed to the hospital. His condltion is described as & very precarions one, his breast, back and srws being horribly burns, I: Is porsl- ble thet he may recover. Tooker, who was asleep in ona of the adjoinig buildingr, would never have been burned had he not rushed fnto the flames to reecuo a trunk contsining s>mo old letters and the plotures of his chil- dren, C — Sorofala diseases macifest themselves in the warm weather, Hood’ Sarsaparil- la cleanses the blocd and remo es every talnt of ecrofula. CQanvassing the Vote, The committes of two appolnted by Judge McCallosh to oanvaes the votes in the Murphy-Boyd contest are progrest- Ing slowly with thelr work. The task of compariog and ‘‘checklug up” Is a very Isborous one, and not at all agreesble, The certlficat(s of the third ward are now being examined. e — Porzonl's Complexlon Powder produces asofcand beautiful skin, Lt combines every eloment of basu'y and purity. §:1d by all druggists. — Coming to Omata, oMr. A, Leo Kuott, second asistant postmaster general, will arrlve in Omaba Sundsy morniog, He ls makiog an in. spectlon of the rallway msil system, which is one of the bureaus under hls charge. He will be accompinled by Amistant Postmaster Camphe!!, of Chishgo. — When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, 1d, she cried for Castoris, slio clung to " storia, When ahie was When she becawme Miss, P hen sbie biad Childre, she gave thea., Castoris BUILDING NOTES. The Growth of tie Sontbern and Wistern Periions of the Cily, The Hler Distillory Being Rebnilt—~Tho Barker Structucre—Oiher Buildings, The bullding resson fs now far ad vanced, but new structures ars belog snnounced every day, some to by com« ploted beforo wl ter, and some to be only placed well under way before the snow flles. A reporter who made the rounds of the archltects last evening, found all of them basy, with tables plled high with vatlous plans and speclfications {ndioating that they had plenty of work on hand, The assertion ls freely made by many of the architects that the season of 1885 will have witnessed the planning and eroctlon of more buildings—retl dences and business than any year of the past, Ono thing to bs noticed In this connoction {s that the number of dwel- llng—and especlally cottages and small houses—that have been erected this yoar is very large., Thls growth s to noticad principaily In the wes: and south ends, where houtes are springlng up as 1f by magle. THE BARKER BUILDING, The old wooden steucture on the south. west corner of Flfteenth aad Farnem streeta Is to be removed immediately to make way for tho elegant new bullding to bo erected by Barker Bros. The airacture {s to bs leased by the Commer- clal National bank. Tiwlll be 44x66,four storles high with a basement, standing higher above ground than that of any building in the city. The entrances to the offices on the npper floors will be In the rear of the building on Fifteenth street. The ground flor will be occupled by the Commerclal Natlonal baok, the entrazca to which will be on the west end of the Farnam etreet front. The doors will be cf tils, and a ooupls of bydraultc elevators will provids communication with the upper stories, It wiil bo eur- mounted by coroer towers and have sav— eral beautiful orlel windowe, Tt fs to be completed by April Ist of next year. THE DISTILLERY. Work on the new buildings of Iler's dlstillery Is belng pushed rapidly. It is snticlpated that they will be ready for ceeupancy before winter, The bufldings consist of en aleohol building 80 feet high, a clstern room 37x72, a receivinz building 30x60,a rectifying room 401100, new barrel sheds 40x306, fomenting rooms, besides other smaller ones. The offica is also to hava an additlonal story. The total cost will be $25,000. BUILDING NOTES. The Clowry block, on North Sixteenth street, opposlte Jefferron park, has reached the first etory. It is to be foar etories high with basement, ground di- menslons 665132 feet, and wiil bs con- stracted of Omaha pressed brick, The two handsomb four-story struct- tures on Harney etrect bstween Four- teenth and Fifteenth straets—one ownad by Clark Broe. & Co. and the other by J. B. Kitchen—will bs completed within the next three days. The Kitchen buildlog will be oscupled—on the upper floors by familles boarding at the Pixton, while the lower floor will is to be devot ed to store purposes. The exposition building wiil be com- pleted by Now. 1st. The foundation fs already in ard work on the superstruct- ure has commenced, Work was c)mmenced this week on a handsome brick structure to be erected on the southside of Harney street, be- tween Fourteenth and Fifteonth, for Meyor & Raspke. The siracture Is to be four storles in height with a basc- ment, A Dbleck of threo dwellings i to be erected this sasson on Farnam street for Mrs, Dort. They will be three atories in helght—the cost $12,000. Mrs, Parrott will put up a handsome double brick houss on Farnem and Twenty-sixth streets, to bo three storles {n helght, and to cost $10,000. A block of 8'x two-story brick dwelling houses is to be erected for H. W. Ore- mer, on Chicazo and Fiiteenth ntreets. OF tha thirty houses to be put up this year by the Walaut Hill Baildlng asso- olatlon, twenty are alrsady completed, The Westslde association cxpect to pus up twenty-five bulldings this year, ten of which .are ready for occupancy, The other fifteen are we!l under way. o —e———— Angostura Bitters are the best remedy for removing indigestion and all diseases orig inating from the digestive organs, Beware of couaterfeits, Ask your grocer or druggist for the genuine article, manufactured by Dr, J. G. I, Siegert & Sons, New Acquisition to Omahs, Johu Epeneter, corlce meker tn Coun- ol Bluffy, removes next week to s loca: #lon In this olty. He is endorsed on the other side s a popular gentleman and a skilled manufacturer. The Terre Haute, Iudiana, Gezatte brings Informstion of the removal from that clty to Omaha of Prof. Thos, E. Nowlove and family. Mr. Newlove is an ivstructor of stenography and will open a shorthand lustitute tn this city, He ls accredited with belog the most able teacher of hls craft in 1he state of Indi- ana, capable of glying a pup!l a speed of one burdred words per minute after two months’ fnstrocton, —————— BOWEL COMPLAINTS cured and pri- wnted by Durky's PURE MALT WHISKEY, Recommended by lea’ig Physicians, Suld by Druggists sud Grocers, A Heavy Burglary. Prematy It 1s joat discovered that on night be- | ! fore last the residence of M C, J. | andold and chronic diseases, each one of which s invalua- Marx on Capltol avenae, nsar Twelfth, was subjected to heavy operatlons by | burglars, The tble: dlrected their |I attention to Mrs, Marx's jewelry, and took agold watch, gold ladles’ chain, a | ; pair of diamond ear-rings, two cameo | ! pie, tbree gold ringe, aud a gold locket, | dut They scattered the confents of teveral bureaus which they plundered over the fluor, and strangely enough swakened no ome in the houso, The mtter has baen | 1 kept qulet, but no clue ls yet obtalned, - - 1 s Complexion Puwder is an abaolute | may io coiuiie neceasity of the refied toliet {n this o~ | 3o | O mate. Pozzoni's combines every elcment | ¢ of beauty and purlty, e — A B, & M, Fast Freigh', The B. & M, has just ruu a freight traln through from Denver to Pacific Juuction, Towa, in 17 hocrs, It had been intended to make ths teip In 14 hours but the frequent hot boxes which the epeed created caused delays. Por tlons of the run were made at the rate of 1 milgs per hour, awarded the author by the ) T E;{ i v HE Gl ERMAN REMED FOIR J@'AINI Rhoumnlism,“”“” <;|r'.'iln|a, Sciatic: #47" CAPITAL PRIZE 875,000 “&a i . L. Lonisiana State Lottery Company ““We do hereby certify that we supervise the rangements for all the Monthly and Semi-Annue ODrawings of the Lcuisiana State Lettery Company and in person manage and control the Drawing themselves, and that the same are condicted Wtk Ronesty, fairness and in good faith toward all yar. ties, and we authorize the company to use this cer. tificate, with fac-similes of our gnatures artacked n Sia advertisements. OOMMISSIONERS, 1ncorporated I 1808 for 25 yeara by the leglaleyare tor ¥ lucational and Charliablo purpotos—wiih s capltal of 81,000,000—t0 which a resorve,fund of oven 0550 000 b sitice beon added. By at overwhelming popular vota its franchise wasmade & part of the proont etato constitution adopted December 2d. A. 1. 1879 The only lottery ever voted on and endorsed by the peoplo of any stato, 1¢ nover soalos or postyones. Ity grand cingle numbver drawlngs take plac monthly. NDID OPPOBTUNITY TO WIN A FORTUNE d Drawivg, Olass I, in tho Academ f Music, New Orloans, Tueaday, Sept. 8tl 885, 184th Monthly Drawing. CAPITAL PRIZE §75,000 100,000 Tickets at Five Dollars Each, Frao- tions, in Fifths in Proportion. 1 UAPITAL PRIZE, 2 PRIZES OF b do AVPROXIMATION TRIZ 9 approximation Prizes of 8750 9 do do 00 9 do do 1667 Prizes, amounting to Appiication for rates to to theoflice of tho Company In Now Orleans, For turther information writo clearly giving fall addrosa. 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