Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 22, 1885, Page 2

DYSPEPSIA a oll ms distroesing complaint TP joc . by impatring nutrition, and de- Faring (he tane of the Kystem, to Prepare the apid_ Decline. dang clect C933 SISIDONYA ONY SNYIJISAHd BEST TONIC. fokly and completrly Cures Dyspepala in all oloee Vignrthurn, ;l(-frm-."*"..r g the 004y &0. It enrichios knd purities the blood, simu. [ates the ppetite, and aids the assimilation of food. g dert Rousizen, 'the horiored prator of the First Reformed Ohuroh, . Md., says: for Dyspopeia it in, Thoom: igestion. 1" tak it high A orator, and very strey Genuine hn_;“mn!n lo wrapper. DIE8' HAND BooK~useful and attractive, con: of prizes for rocipes, information About i ealers in medicine, o¢ o mending PR § NP EEANNEAY ARGUD CLAIN . o YPERA TN SELLLYS AND {00RTHe ST0VE “ne public W CKEGT [.i CSRFED] i Ak Tl 745)’7E P ! LoNg FEE! U TILICHFEDI b undortaken n‘;‘%‘lx‘ifc% Siltatfons Fres ang Clarke’s Cq tatfons ¥ree anc ratcd Book aud o n envelopes) ntamps, CLARKE, M, D.,156 S0, CLARK 5T, CILICAGO, ELLe E.CZEMA. For the berofit of ¢ufforlog humanity, 1 deem it duty to give this unsolicited testimony in Swiit’e Specitc. My wife h'a been_afflicted with Eczems from infancy. We tried every known remedy, bus to no avail. Showas alfo sfilicted with & perlodical nervons headache, sometimes followod by anintermittant fover, so that hor lifo bocamo o burden to her. Finally I'determined to try Switt's Sperifio. She commenced seven weeks ago. Aftor taking tho first large bottlo the increase; tho burning, itching camo unbearable. She, however, b nse of thomedicine. After tak'ng the second bottle the inflamation begzan to subside. After the third bottlo the inflamaticn_disappenrod, and_soro spots dried up and tnrrod white and soaly'. and finally sbo brushed thum off In &n impalpablo white powder resembling pure sait. Sho i3 now taking tho sixth Ihm\ll v eco of the diseaso 18 gone, and or aches bave deappearcd oud she enjoys the only good health she has known in 40 years. No wonder tho deems overy bottle cof S. . 8. is worth & thou- sand times its weight In gold. * Any further information cncerning ber caso will Do cheerfully given by horself at hor residence, 135 Mulictt Stroet, or by mo. JOHN F. BRADLEY, 44 Grlswold St. Detrolt, Mich., Moy 16, 2585, For sale by all drugeiets, A HE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. PEIW N Y .., 157 St Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga, BR. RICE, oo or el s IS LI ot e e TOOSENSS BERTRACT Red Clover Blossom ———— CTRES Cancers. Irnaca, Mich,, Feb. 8, it 4. M. Looan & Co,, Moxmox, Mich. & NTs~-1 am using your ¥luid Extract Red Blossown and Wet Comipress for Cancer on the bs and am well, 1am satistied it in the bess remedy fc K Ys 10 use this for the You aro welcome MRS. L A, JOHNSON, il Scrofula. poctiully, {EDr O Jnauay 17, 1508 '0LEDO, O, 15 2.3 Loosa & 0o, atoxnos ek o 0 Do 1% BNT8—1 commanced taking your Ex. Red Olover, Awo ago, for Ermu‘lnl. nod have not been since. "It {s hereditary with me, Think you e b S4ah blokk: s aketuo. oau truly, ““W. M. seIvER?, Erever GHores. R. I flyman, ot Grand Rapids, Mich., says—A: 45 Dictors advised L 1011 Lodees Kt Red Cloyer gora ad caso of §caciu, 0 ¥xer fore on (i Jog ‘mbul'wt'upum\l your Solid Extract lied Cloven As a Spring Medlelne Tonl d eral Rlood Purd e eatal e tae by Al Arudist, or . B & 0o, Mon, :flanh d Restored MEDY P = A victim of youthTul itprudeace using Premature D \ ility, Lost Nervons Debility, it i el oo Sdraas U HREEVER 6 G2 2 SeNow DEBILITY from errors or exoes 1140 W idneya, Blads d OL D withgut Al correspondenc 0] 00, or DR. H, TRESKOW, A ranr 1arh Qivaar NEW VORK. FOR ey, Man and Beast, 14 e L TNy ™ PN Mustang Liniment is older than most men, and used more and more every year, P s st I N i <. Timely Jingles, THR BARN STORMERS, Go out the rural towns to rosre; Their hopes axe high, And they descry ‘Wealth waitine for them everywhere, oo bad if they, Some early day, Must amble home on Shank's mare. YR SKATRESS, The Summer heat is on the wane, And, joyfully, the malden gay 1s polishing ber skates again And making ready for the fray, Soom on the surface she'll appear, To glide around with sweetest smiles, And some “Profeseor’s” heart, this year ‘Will fall a victim to her wiles. THE PRETTY SCHOOL-MA'AM. 'Tia now that the school-ma’am begins to re- member She's drawing quite neat to the month of Sep- tember And, haviog enjoyed herself through the on, conclusion with much tribula- much happior, healthier, stronger, She wishes tha season would last a month longe And the urchins, ing fishea No doubt, when they think_of it, echo her withes. —[Boston Courier. e ——— HONEYJFOR THK LADIES. ‘who sit on the wharf catch- "Tis sweet to love, But oh, baware How you love a girl ‘Who has crimson hair, —[Washington Hatchet. A Woman's anger burns with awful light, When you are in the wrong and she s in the right, Bat, oh! what lightaings deadlier wrath pro- on When you are in the right and she is in the wrong? | Boauts of lowereisorn at tho belt inoreate n size, @Jnckets with hoods aro sgain coming in fashion, Eeru and black parasols harmorize with any dress, Costumes of stripad satin have guipuro lace over-dresses, Full vesto of white muslin aro worn with black dresses, Cholera does not attack gitls who abstain | M from ice cream, Shepherdess and Gainsborough hats are much worn abroud, Very long drapories are worn on traveling costumes of mohair. Whita musiin gowna have collars, cuffs and sashes of colored velvet. Blackbirds appear upon a drees, bonnet and sunshade, to be worn en suite. Cream colored foulards have rosebuds or wild roses strewn over them. Orchias and narcissus of precious stones are some of the novelties in brooches, Maules, elephants and_horses, fully capar- isoned, are the passing fancy for lace pins. For evening dresses chartrense trimmed with gold and crystal beads is a favorite color. You can always tell by the bill when your wifo has received a ‘‘duck of a bonnet.” Buttercups, blue bells and ferns are min. gled upon some of the hats newly arrived from Paris, Fine wool stockinette jer without trim- ‘ming are stamped all over with small flowers, Thege are seen in colors. Neck ruchings are in greatest favor than any other style of throat dress. Plain linen collars, 80 long fashionable, are not at all becoming to some ladies, A youog bride who recently moved from the trials and tribulations of a flat calls her: sslf the original suite girl graduate.—[New York News, A French artist pictures Satan as a young woman with a ‘y]ullow wig, penciled eyebrow: and dress tied back until her knee joints can be seen to work as she walks, For early fall wear many of the materials 80 popular last spring will b revived, Suit- ings, serges and camel’s bair @oods in light weights wiil bp worn next season, Breton costumes are ingcreasing in favor, Some of them have tight, found bodic:s with bands of yelvet outlining the shoulder blades and arranged in front like braces, The craze for old china has given way to a crszo for old silver. This will be a great boon to young couples, who can at least utilize their wedding presents by a little judicious taraishing, Tt has been decided in Ohio that the hus- band is the legal owner of the wife's clothes, This is a dangerous dacision, &s the Ohio man is just mean enough to demand all his rights in'the hour of divorce, ‘Lot me see,” said & minister who was fill- ing out a marriage certificate and had forgot- ten the date. ‘This is the fifth, is it not?” +No, sir.” replied the bride with_indignation, *this is only my second.”—[Fashion Guzatte, BSashes form a conspicuous part of tho cos- tume. If tied about the waist they must be knotted at the sides, A sash worn under a pointed bodico or one with batques is often mado of broadths of silk, either fancy or bro- caded, Vesta closely resembling those worn by gen- tlemen are tashiouable this season. Vosts of hid or chamcis leather are worn and there aro a number ¢f variations in their shapes, Some veste are made of satin and richly em- broidered. An old married man {hinka it is pretty safo to bet that the woman wko has not hsd prac. tice and who does not know how to pack a Saratoga trunk o as to ba ready to etart off for the seaside at an hour’s nctice, died when she was very young, + As & matter of passing intorcst to the do- main of fashion, it isto be noted that mar- guerites, waves, and the graceful scft bang— the stubby, straight-cut one was always hideous—are doomed to desustude and must go, for a season at least, A New York bustle manufacturar says those that the Boston belles wear have “wierd and wonderful expanss,” Gotham girls carry what i3 called & hip bustle while Philadel phians de: d the smallest article made, shy and retiring thing.” OF course everybody admires a careful wo- wan; but when a man has pulled the street door t» with a slam that made the whole house shudder, it mads him fearfully to have his wife ask in her gentlo way, "‘Are you sure you latched that door, Charles?’~[Boston Transoript, A charming bonnet of rose-colored crepe- lmeis covered with cream-white imitatio valenciennes lace and is trimmed with a bow of rose-colored velvel ribbon, covered by a cluster of pink and white roses, Tha strings are of parrow rose-colored velvet ribbon, “When I married my wife, two years 0go,”’ #ald Jenkins, ““T loved” her so madly I could have eaten her.” ‘*Such a hesrty meal would have disagreed with you,” put in a triend. “‘Perhaps eo; tor goodness knows she hi agreed with me enough without my eating her. [ Exchange, ith a pink rosebud and a bachelor's bu ton w8 & favor in one of the figures, In anoth er each gentleman gave & fair maid a bit of “love lies bleediog” as he led her to the dance. Among the list of rough-and-ready straw hats and bonnets which are very stylishlyand tastefully trimmed this season, are the *'rush- enoh.” ‘These phant sud very light materi- als are twisted ia and out into odd and protty shapos, the result belng a head coveriug at once most comfortable and most chic, “Can you direci me to the Appolinaris spriog?’ inquired o lady at Saratega, *'The Appolinatis sprivg?” **Yes, my husband goes there every morning before breakfast, and I would llke'to see it ” “*H—m, You will find the Appolinaris spring, T think, in the bage- ment of the States hotel.”—(New York Suu, At ove of the grand lawn parties given last week in London a drees worn by Miss Oham- berlaln, the American belle and biauty, was of the paless sky-blue tissus run with silver threads and worn iu Greek fashion over a skirt of salmon satin, Auklets of silver and long Hlowing sleeves of the gauze comploted this artlstic combination of coloring, There never was a time at which balf-worn silk gowns could be made to look s well as at Sk 6, The fashion of combinis '”l‘ oanvae, velvet or Ince with silk affords great scops for the ingenuity of the economical. A new bodice of shade of the skirt in combi- pation with some other tint, with draperies of the preity cotton or yak Iaces now worn, and with 1h0ps or knots of ribbon the oclor of the skirt, aud the costume will pass muster, e — The fgallers of the Street, There in & pagan who howls along And he shouta the most heart-rending song That ever cracked your hearing drum; Ard f you heed he'll make yon hum, With voice just like » foghorn's equall; 'Tin pitchea to makethe babies bawl, Or make yuur oharoh bells ring and orack Or frighten engines off the track. What does that brass-tongued heathen reck! Heonly cares to make & speck While pec ling cholers by the peck! O every stroet there howling tramps Aro sl ¢ honest folks tho cramps 5 the gailon, peck or qua 10T wers king, T'd make him snort For shoutiog * *a-toes and cab-ba-gees,” 1'd yank him up in a forked tree, Or break him on his wagon wheel, Or wring his neck, or make him feel. ‘Ap-po-elis, ing-i-uns, pot-a-toes;" Ah, heed hitn onoe and take the throes, nd gyrn e round upon your nose, ‘Cu-cum barls, Pen-cheos”—and all the list That donbles you with spiral twist Thin bra: -lined pagan’s cut to sell, But any }igh-learned man oan tell (O sny cther man of brains) “Chat every quart of these contains Sufficient cramp and cholera To load on ordinary dray! Had 1 tho chanco of Mayor Boyd T'd have the trusty police ride These screamers to tho river bank, And there they'd toe a narrow plank, And T would duck them one and {Unless they promited not to rqual) f they weuldn't hush they'd all go under, For 1'd gladly drown the sons of thunder! ———— SINGULARITIES, (3e0rge Tohuson, colored, 111 years old, re- sides in Posey county poor house, and Dolly Fagan, alwo colored, aged 107, lives four miles west of Evanaville, ‘While digging at Grant's gravein Riverside park the other day the workmen found sev- eral old Eoglish and Spanish coins of the date of 1792 buried five feat below the surface, A man of French descent at Gallipolis, O., has patented a practical thinking machine, It will automatically compute the cost of any number of ounces, pounds or tons at avy given price whatever, Ephraim Beckett, of Jefferson county, been totally blind for many years, adyized to use applications of coon oil to bus oyes, He has been usiog the same oil for three days and ia able to sce, Here is a family that deserves a pension, In the town of San Angelo, Mexico, a mother 72 years of age haa just given birth to a child, The father of this wonder is 84, hia oldest brother js 56, and two of his grandparents are living. According to the News, a kitten at Griffin, Ga.,has turned geny in a single night through grief at separation from its mother. ~Accord- ing to the Manchester (N. H.) Mirror the mone of a brown mare belongiog to Mr. Thomas W, Lane, turned white through ter- ror at imprisonment in a burning stable, Take a slip of paper and placs thereon, in figures, your age, omitting months, weoks and days, Multiply the sum by two: then to the result obtained add the figures 3 768; a two, and divide by two, Subtract from the result the number of your yearson earth, and #ee if you do not obtain figures you will not be likely to forget. Andrew W. Burnham, of Hsse: celebrated his 100th birthday Aug owing, it is eald, to his lifelong regu in the use of liquors and tobacco, he does not look to be more than 70, Weare not advised, however, as to whether 1t it is to temperance or abstinence that Mr, Burnham owes his blooming longevity. The story ia circumstantially told by the London Times that a certain_baronet, watch- ing to catch the thief who nightly stole eggs from his pantry, saw rats removing them by an iogenious process, Ono rat clasped an egg with all his legs, turned on his back, and was drawn off by his companions, who held his tail between their teeth as a tug rope. A Portland msn put a large spider on a floating chip in a pond. After walkiog all about the sides of the chip the spider began to cast a web for the shore, He threw it as far le in the air and with the wind, It on soma blades of grass, Then. turn- ing himself about, ths spider began to haul the chip toward shore. A curious story is told of a man who died Atlanta, Ga., the other day. Thirty years 0, when he was an infant, his mother missed ‘The doctors said it had eatered the child’s body and would come out some day. An hour before his death he complained of an itching sensation in his shoulder, acd a few minutes later the long missing needle forced ita way out. India produces the latest wonder in the per- son of a 13-year-old lad who has one head and two bodies, of which Iatter we are told that they move in unision, but that, when the boy walks about, he us2s only one sot of limbs “igathering up” the other se; and ‘‘carrying them along” with him. t1e has entered upon the museum career vsual in such cases, and will no doubt exhibit his doubleness in this country in good time. o — The Decorative Mania, Put away tho Jittle coal hod that our darling wants to paint, For sho fain woula’ decorate it with devices queer and qualut, Hide tne digh pan and the wash tubs, and likewise the garden hose, Or Matilda will adorn them with the lily or the rose, When our Bridget in tho morning gets the wooden choppiog bowl To cencoct the moraiog corned beef hash, it vexce of her soul To uphold a wreath of pausios where she most must cut and slash, S0 sho scrapss it off because the paint might permente the hash, On the household rolling pin is tied protty ellow bow, Axdits lilies of the valley oft commingle with the dough, ‘While the new potato masher and the kitchan pacs and pots Aro magnificens with butterflics and sweet forget-me-nous, Al our articles of furniture, the ancient and the new, Aro rosplendent quite with {drapery and baws of brightest hus, In the houso we look about with mingled sor- row and amsze, For Matilda is siflicied with the decorative craze, — [From the Chicago Rimbler. e CONNUBIALITIES, fHA reckless lover at_Atlanta, Ga,, recently married Misa Carrio Damm, He eviaently didn’t,— [Boston Post. New York editora are not marrying act resses any more One who has married an actress has ten children, ) A Wilkesbarre (Pa.) girl blackened hor face to baable to warry & negro withont haviog the minister detect her ideatity, Heveral days azo quite 4 romantic marriage ceremony was performad on one of the turn- pikes leading into Nashvi The Lendon Court Journsl denies that Princess Loniss Wales of is betrothed to the brother of the duchess of Connaught,and men- tions the second sun of the king of Sweden as » suitor for the hand of the prinoesa, AnIrishman at North Adaws has applied for adivorce from his wife on the grcunds that she speaks only the native Irish tongue, which he nnot understand, His sister, uatil recently, acted s interpreter for the couple, who were married a year ago. wedding took place near Garrisons on Hudson Wedunesdsy wmorning the 12th, The bride was Catharine Wadsworth Philipse, daughter of ths late Frederick Thiligss, aud the groum L. Priolean Huger, of New York aity, The lively manner in which Mary Schroe- der, & Germsn girl, sluog around the shirts in Ham Mon Hong's laundry in St Paul, capti- vated the Mongolian and the exhibition of a fat baok roll and & present of a watch soft- ened Mary, They were martied cn the 16:h. Lord Chief Justice Coleridge's bride is 32 She is not au American as_has been alleged, but bas traveled oxtensively w this country th and caucht the roving lord on his return from America. She is the daughter of the late Henry saring Lawford, who was for many years connected with the Bergal civil service. A Oonnecticut editor who had licked seven men in three yoars was cailed upon by & wo- man the other day, who knooked seven yesrs' fmmh out of him with a rolling pin in just four minutes, —[ Detroit Free Pros Onstlo Garden weoms to be developing into & kind of off-hand ma every day horny handed sons of toil from the prairies apply there to ba fitted out wi wives from amoog the newly arrived emi grants. The most curions part of the busi- meas is that the wives thus relected usually make good helpmeets and faithful spouses, One of the most Interesting coming wed- dings is that of Miss Alice Ooatee, daughter of Mr, and Mrs, James Ooates, of New York city, to Theodore Krelinghuysen, son of the 1ate secretary of state. The wedding will take filmn at Newport on the 25th of this month, and will be a most fashionable affair, but quiet in all its appointments, owing to the go.w s family being in mourning, Miss tos Is very pretty and accomplished, Her wedding _gown is to bo of the usual white satin, and she will wear old family lace and pearl nte. An nndaly emsrt damsel of fonrteon sum- mers hss set the city of Easton, Pa., by the oars and has ¢ffectually prepared her mother for an immediate and permanent visit to the far wost. This astute maiden wrote letters mother in the name of a prominent business man, borrowed money in his name, porchased fo: her mother an engagement ring, handsome vases, and other presouts, and finally induced her to buy a wedding troussean and engage the services of a minister. The denouement and exposure came 1ast, but not until a year had elapsed, and it 18 safe to sny that the girl who had made two victims at fourteen will number them by the hundred at fourscore, Last week John W, Cone and Mi Oollins, fearing parental interforence, pro- cured tho neceesary papers s day in advance, Next day Cono rode up to the Collin sion, and assisting his lady love on her horse, the pair started off for church, One of the young lady’s brothers, a child otseven or eight yeare, also formed one of the party, being mouated behind his sister on the family horse, In accordance with a preconcerted arrange- ment, a neighboring tquiro met them at & given point on the road, and the young man showed his credentials, the party halted under the shade of a convenlent tree, and in o few minutes the happy couple were made one. All of the party retained their seats in the eaddle while the ceremony was being performed and then continued their journey to church. The little brother gave the startling intelligence that ‘Sis was married,” and sfter explana- tions were made the young coupla were hear- hlylcdnmgrnulntud and given a start inthe world, Maggie — The Young Fiddler. I love to play the violin, And hear its sound 5o sweet; Tt gently rests beneath my chin, My weary heart to greet, T cannct play it very well; T bave not learned it lorg; And when I play, a3 you can tell, T get o little wrong. Those stupid folks who live next door “Thoy hate the violin; Bue I will practice more and more My dear old violin. —[From the Keynote, s The Concora Philosophers, At Concord the Philosophers Have very nearly got Down to the very essence of The Whichness of the What, They've tried to make it plain to us That what they all don’t know Ts hardly worth a tossed cont To find out, Yot 'tis so That none of them, who worship and Dub Emerson a saint, Can clarify the clouds about The Notness of the Aiat, —[Life. IMPISIIES, An Episcopal minister in Virginia City, Nev,, drew his salary from the people in oker chips, which were redesmed at the ank. ““Well, my little man,” said the bishop to Bobby, *'do you remember me?” “Ob, yes, sir,” replied Bobby. “You stopped with us when you were here before. Pa thinks it can't cost you much for hotel bills,” Herman Portias, a well-to-do butcher of Montreal, and a devout Catholic, was arrested by a cranky church warden bacause he was unable, owing to physical infirmity, to lkneel on both knees, He has brought civil suit against the warden, Mr, Jones, in his sermon in Cincinnati last Sunday eaid: “Idon’t believe any of Dar- win's _theory, unless you invert Invert it and my judgment is, it's a fact. We came from the blessed hand of God perfect. Bust I look around me aud think the world is running to monkeys,” A clergyman’s eon has heard a great deal of discuesion about the manner in which Sunday should be spent, and in the c.urse of it he has heard that *'God gave us Sunday as a day of rest,” This made an impression upon him, Last month he heard the firecrackers and torpedoes exploded in the streets days in ad- vance of the Fourth, He told a littlo com- danion that it was wrovg to anticipate the day in that way “Giod has given us one day on which to malke ull the noise we can,”—[Har- per's Bazar, —— The Zsroic Hemedy, 0, for a roost in tho region where ‘The breath of the white bear freezes! 0, for wlodge in the Ice Kiug’s lair, ‘Where blow the bitterest breezet! O, for a day in the Arctic zove, With mereury far below zero! 0, for & nighs where Esquimaux grosn, When weather is colder than Ner SAN FRANCIS00'S FIRE QUEEN, One of the Strange Characters That Drified (to California in the 01d Da; B8an Francisco Alta, About three weeks ago a dispatch was recelved In this city snnouncing the death at Reno, Nev., of Mrs, Casement, a colored woman about 63 years of sge, who bequeathed sums or money of more or less magnitude to soveral companfes of thls department, as well as to a few of the old membera of the volunteor companies of early da; That old lady was called the ‘‘Fire Queen,” Emily Casement oame here overland from New York ci'y in the early part of 1850, and opened a loon and dance hall on the old Misslon road, In the neighborhood now marked by Tenth and Mission streels. She was a free-born quadroon glrl about twenty-elght years of ege, and poe- sensea a face and figure of strlking beauty. Her eccentric character ana odd, reckless ways soon brought her in- to prominence among the men about town, but her generosity and happy go- lacky disposition galned her many friends. Emlly had few bad traits, and many good ones, in her odd character. She was honesty Itself, and would per- mit no underhanded dealings among thone in her establishment. As for char- ity. she was the personification of it. No one aver asked for asslstance from her and mot with a refu She made a great deal of money, but was always free with it, and many a poor devil has been checked on his downward career and glven a new lease of life through her generoslty and kindnese. It was some time during the summer of '6D, if I remember correctly, that the ¢l distillery of James Dowes & Co,, on Miselon Orock, was burned., It wasa large, rambling brick structure three sto- rles in height, with several additlons of lesser siza adjolning. It was late In the —[Drake’s Travelers’ Magazine, e — Lord of the Quarter Docik. Detroit Free Progs, A stemboat owner was explalning how he happened to change capiaias on the Come:, He eald: “I came down on her from Port Hau- ron, and as we reached the city I says to the csptain: ¢¢‘Better drop In at the foot of Rivard etreot and let me off.” ¥4 *My first landing is the copper dock, three miles below,’ he answers, ¢ ‘Bnt this is my boat, and I want her to land where I gald.’ ¢+But I am captaln, sir, and she goss to the coppor dock,” ¢ ‘Statboard,’ says I to the man at the wel @ ‘Port,’ eays the capfaln, @1 rung the bell for the engineo toslow down and the captain rang for him to go ahead at foll speed. 4¢4Captain Comas, has the owner of & stesmboat no rights? I esked. “‘‘Lots of 'em on shore, but none on the wator, # 4l'il dlscharge you the moment we land,’ ¢ ‘Very well, but don't get eassy, me boy; I have twenty minutes to serve yet.’ ©'With that I starta to take the wheel, and in five mlnutes I was In frons asa mutloeer, and I went ashore with hand. cuffs on,” *‘Bat yeu dlschsrged himi" “Oh, yes.” And is the new captain any bette?'’ “Will, I dungo, I never dared tackle him.” ——— Euffalo has a busivess firm named I Boglish. & When Baby was sick, we gave her Castaoris, ‘When she was a Child, she eried for Castoris, When sho became Miss, she clang to 0" storia, Whe shie had Childre, she gave the.. Castoria sfternoon, cne day In tho early part of the summer, that the boller of the dis- tillery exploded, the epirit tanks Ignited, and in & very few minutes the whols bullding was in flares. Tho deep, heavy sand this side or the distillery hindered the progress of the fira engines very ma- terlally, and by the tlne we arrived the fire was beyond control. All thateculd be dore then was to save the small bu 1d- ings adjolining, and a portion of the mov- able property. A great crowd of specta- tors had gathered by this time, and among them was Emily Cascment shout- Ing words of encouragement to the weary firemen. The fire raged fiercely, and the flames crept steadily on and licked every beam and ratter in the cld bullding, in spite of oar almost super- human efforta, The walls were wavering and the roof boginning to show slgns of caving In, when a sudden cry rang cut that sevi firemen were still in the bullding, and so overcome by the heat and smoke that they were uaable to find thelr way oat. A cali for volunteers to go to the rescue remalned unswered. A eecond call, and still no response. At last Kuwily Casement eprang forward, and, throwing the skirts of her dress over her head, rushed into the burning bullding. A few seconds elapsed, during which the spactators almost held their breath in suspense, when they eaw Emily return- ing,;dragging the form of a half suffoca- ted firomap. Agsin she disappeared Into the burning bullding, returniag al- most immediately with another res:ued fireman, Five or six tlmes was this heroic deed repeated, bu' at last human endurance could accomplish no more, and the noble woman fell fainting i the doorway by the sids of the last uncon- sclons fireman whom ehe hzd eaved fcom a horrible death. Rezdy hands removed the herole wo- man to a place of safety, where it;was discovered that she had been horribly burned about the face and hands, Her halr had been entlrely burned, and the skin end scalp were ecorched and blistered in a frlgntful manner. She soon regalned consclousness, however, and iustesd of glving way to her agony and suffering she commenced giving orders for the proper cire snd treatment of the ipjared firemen, She tore her clothing Into strips to make bandages for the'r ro- lief, and then ordered them removed to her house, not far distant, where they wero given every attention, 1t was nov until af'er the others were all cared for that she submitted to having herown Injurles attended t5. ¥rom that day she was known as the *‘Firs Qaeon,” and bscams the Idol of the fireboys and all who knaw her, It wes many wecks be fore she recovered from the effects of her injuries, and to ker dying dsy ehe bore the hoaorabla sars received on that memorable ccosslon. Daring tho euccecding five years ber life was one of uneventfal monotory, but in the lat- ter part of 1860 her 1unoceasing business lnduced her to remcve her cstabllshmeny to Culifornla street, just above Keerny The change was su unfortumats cr howaver nnd 1l1-success olung to her until she was finally compelled to giva up her plic) and open a smsll place on Morton trect, Aftor a yosr passed In this v she 501d out and 1cfs for the Eass, Siuce then very little is known of her, and of late years nothing has baen heard of her untll the receipt of the d'spatch with the newa of her death, Thero 1s one thing I bad almost forgotten; sho always took very actlve part fn saving young pir's from a life cf shama, and in casos where soma hsd fallen she dld sll in her powor to turn them from the sad fato that awalted them. e e— Nervons Debilitated Men, You are allowed a rec vriac jor thirty days of the use of Dr, Dye's Celebrated Voltaic Belt with Electric Suspensory Appliances, for the speady relief and permanent cure of Nervous Debility, loss of Vitality and Manhood, and all kindred troubles, Also for many other dis- easos. Complete restoration to health, vigor and manhood, No risk ie incurred, Illustra: ted pawphlet with full information, terms, ete. malled free 'Iznddrunnx Veltaic Belt Co,, Marshall, Mi e —— SAVED BY AjLAEBSO, nce from the Pacific Slope, A Cowboy Rom San Frauclsco Alta, The movements of a real cowboy on Kearney street attracted sttention yes- terday., He stood nearly slx fect ia bhis boots, and his regular features and droop- ing blond moustache gsve his face an pect of benuty fully ln keeplog with bis handsome proportlons, Hls attlre was that of & vaquero, consisting of buckekin trousers, # woolen shirt fastened at the throat with a cirelesaly knotted eilk handkerchief, a coa chinchilla sack coat, and broad-brimmed felt hat of the sombrero pattern. An Alta reporter learned his nsme and his history, His namo was Edward N, Willete, and slx years ago he wau at collegs, when ho re- celved peremptory orderafrom his father, & wealthy Boston merchant, to enter the theolcgleal class ard fit bimself for the ministry. The command came like a thunderbc 1’ to the happy-go-lucky yonng fellow, who had :1wsya belleved hims:lf destlaed to follow his father In buslnes: wken the Istter should be ready to tire. A quarrel with his pere was the Il‘e'lllllv. and the young fullsw suddenly t. The wild life of the cowboys caught his fancy. Salary proved little object, and he had little diffically in attaching him- solf to a blg ranch until he had mastered now vooation, The opening of the summer found him engaged with three or four comrades In driving a small band of steers over the Santa Crcz mountalns. Toward the end of the drive the steep bluffs that line the road on elther hand kept the steers in falrly good order, and only oocasionally did an unusually juicy bunch of grass tempt some hungry one to bolt up the slope or Into the canon be- low. It was an occasion of this sort that sent Willetts careerlng among the brakes and ferns on the slope above. A chase of balf a mile had seen the truant return to the road, and Willetts was skiriting the edge of the bank some distance in ad- vance of the drove In search of a place to descend, when fn the middle of the narrow road he saw a lovely glel, The drove was thundering down on her, and promlising to soon crush her young Iife out beneath thelr ponderous welght, Escape for the glrl seemod impossible. From the road to where Willetts' horie stood was a wall of rock full twenty feet in helght, and below to the bed of the stream wi heer detcantlof doable that distance. For only a second was the horseman inactive. Theh, with the speed born of long practice, he lifted hils trusty rawhlde rlata from the horn of his sxddls aud threw i 'Pat thet under your arme, miss,"” was Willetta’ hasty injunc- tlon, It was obeyed, and not a moment too moon the girl was lifted above the heads and horns of the oncoming cattie. When they wore well by Willetts slowly elacked down untll his *‘catch” dropped slowly to the earth. Five min- utes lstor, when ho managed to find a pathway down and reached the subj:ct of his darlog bit of horsemanship, she was lying in the dust i a faint, When she recovered he learned 1hat she, too, was from Boston, and with hor father and mother was spendiog the snmmer amid Californin’s most favored epote. The old gentleman, her father, was highly dellghted when he learned of Willett's Ideniity, as he roon ¢id, *‘His daughter foolishly placed a high valus on my little service,” explained Willett, blushing, 'and whon ['eaw how she had over-es- timated it, I meanly demanded thalargest reward I could think of. The detalls wera sottled yesterday, and I came up by the evening traln to fit myself for her soclety. She swears that I look like an angel In my woolen shirt and buckskin trousers, but I will try and get her usad to me in clvillzad garb, for a vanquero’s dress is hardly the thing for withetle Boston.” “'Aro you golng back?” “‘Yes, in September. We shall tour Yorewite as man and wife, and then go back home. My father-in-law says that my father has long been anxious to have me come home, and that he will set me up if the old gentleman dcesn't, so I think T had better go.” The warm weather often has a deprosa- Ing and debllitating effact. Hood’s Sar- saparilla overcomes all languor and lasti- tade. —— Paragoric Poetry. No sceptered king with jewelled crown, No general victorious, No statesman honored for his worth, Feels half so proud conceited, or E'er kicks up such a pother As he who swaggers forth some day A happy, new-made father. —[The Judge. o e— A Great Surprise, Ts 1n store for all who use Kemps' Baleam for the throat and lungs, the great guaranteed remedy. Would you believe that it is sold on its merits and that each druggist Is authorizad to refund your money by the Proprietor of this preat wonderful remedy if it fails to cura you? Schoeter & Becht, drugrists, No. 211 15th st,, have secured the agency for it, Price 50c and $1. fr The Tack Hammer Thumbed, ‘With her thumb on a black-headed tack, With a_hammer upraised in her hand, Taking aim to obtain & good whack, A woman sits smiling and bland; A ‘woman sits smiling and bland, Sits on the half-carpeted tioor, Whore tax lis lika shells on the strand, Unnumbered and thirsty for gore, With o yell that might make negro2s vale, With a leap which a goat can’t sarpass, ‘With a manglad and bleeding thumb-nail Sho falls 1n a chair, & limp mase; She falls in a chair, a Jimp mass, And groans till tho pain floes away— tiful em(}:]lcm. alas! Of energy sadly astra; LB [Albany Argus, — The high temporatare at which so many people keep thelr homes brings colda and coughe. Thiy cannot only be prevented, bu; removea hy Red Star Cough Cure, which i# prompt, pleasant, pure, e e— Paymasier Smich's entence Wash1 , D, C., August 21.—It 15 ru. mored t' 4 thewenteuce of the court martial in the ca . of Paymaster-General Swmith was suspension from duty for two years on fur- lough pay. No verification of the rumor is obtainable from those who krow the findings of tho court, Run Dov.n—Helped Up, The story which Mrs. J. W. Ellis of Miuburn, Iowa, tells, is one in which many thousauds of tho ladles of Amerlca have a vital interest, DBrlcfly 1t s th!s: “I suffered for soveral years from general dobility and nervousnees. In feci I wss completely run down, Thad tried two doctors, but they could not do me any good. I tried Brown's Iron Bitters Since then I have used four bottles, It hes kelped me upsnd done mea grost deal of gzood, and 1 would not bs without it.” Wby will any ledy suffer with de- dility while a dollar will boy a bottle of Browa's Iron Bitters? o — Fired by Lightoing, Caicago, 11, August 21.—The extensive hide, wool an1 tallow house of Obern, Hosick & Co, was set afire by lightning this morning, and damaged to the extent of about 15,000 PILES!! PILES!! PILES!I A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by De. Williams, (an Yudisn remedy), called Dr, Williamg’ Indian Pile Ointment, A single box has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 or 80 yoars standing, No one need suffer five minutes after apolyiog this wonderful sooth- ing medicine, Lotions sud instruments do more harm than good, Willisws' Indian Pile Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intensa itching, (particalarly at night after sting warm 1 bed), acts as & poultice, give: instant relief, and is prepared only for Piles itching of private parts, and for nothing else, SKIN DISEASES CURED Ds, Frazier's Magic Ointment, Cures as by insgic. Pimples, Black Heads or Grubs the lotck:os and Eruptions oo the face, leaving Saltskin clear and beautiful, Also cures iteh, old, Rhume, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips, snd Obstinste ok, Hold by druggists, or mailed on receipt of 50 centa, Retailed by Kubn & Co., and Schroster & Becht, At wholesale by O, ¥, Goodman, e —— An irquirer aske: “How do posts Liver’ By the forbearance of thelr readers, generally, «[Albany Argus, —— Reo Smn N\ Jaen/ MARIC CSTAR TRADE 1bsotutely Free from Opiates, Emctics and Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coughs, Bore Thront, Honrscneas, In ursctarers, ro. 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Suct ono should at once commence tko use of REiys Food s8 a dsily deit. Tt will roon restore the dige tive crgavs to thelr normal condition, und will give all neoded etrength. Al rt gaists eoll it, and come grocers. Putup in four sizes —850., and upwards. P.CIFIC RAILWAY cO. CROSS TIES. Tho Union Pacific Raflway Company will reco teiaers up to Augnst 81 85, for 200,(00 ha woad eross ties and 6.0,000 of s wood cross \ies, mo orloss, in lots &8 may 6o rgrocd upon, at folluwing points. 100,060 oak and 100,000 cedar crors ties at Kateas City, Mo., or Leavenworth, Ksns, - 100,000 oak acd 100,000 cedar_cress tios at Coun st Joseyb, Wo.; Ouabs, Papil UNON © ard 100 0 Cenyer, or at line of Unfon Paci y, in'viclnity cf T 100,00 601t wnnd tics st Duatiogton, Oregon etatins on Oregoa Shoit Live, or Uil and No e, 100,000 native wood cross tics, ab siations om '1ino of Unon Paciflo Kaliw ay,. tween Choycnuo and Ogden, Ut vored not Jater than April £0th, 1580, Address propoeals and app y for kpecifications and otherparti’ ulars to J. J. Bumns, General Storekeoper, Omaba, Neb. 8. . CALLAWAY, Goucral Mavagor. ©Omaha, Neb., Aug. 15th, 1885 A0g. 178t s, H, ATWOOD, Plattsmouth, MNeb. 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