Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 21, 1885, Page 2

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Them d tned up the ach, strengthened the diveative orgars, wnd 8orn that burniog ccases difficulty. Now my health is K thing in the ¢ha, e of foad, ond digest it witdout the slishcst difficulty. 1most cheorfully baor this toetimeny becaus there are bundreds suffering as [ was, and Taw Fure can bo os rewd ly hewed. lake the prescribed doso after esting mstead ro. AMr S MANN, No. 14 1vy surect. Atlanta, Ga., May 13, 1855 iTretise'on biood and tkin disesot mailed freo. The Swift speci ‘o Co., Drawer3, Atisuta, Ga., or K, Y. 167, W, 284 8. E DR. RIC 7ocy e 7 o P 222 MarketStreet, Oy LODSE'S EXTRACT RED (LOVER _RLOSSOM The Great Blood Purifier. Oancxns, Homons, Sonks, ULCKRS, SwELL- N I'umoRs, ABoksses, BLoop PoISoNING, Cararii, Saut RuguM, Ervsiprras, Ruev- matisy, aed sll blood and skin disesses, PRICE 81 PER PINT BOTTLE, 003K'3 RED CLOVER PILLS, Care Sick Head- 4 ache, Dyepepuia, Indigention, snd Conwtpation. Aiaxes of "6 pills 26 cents; b boxes 81. sK's XD Cuove s REMEDY, sure cure, 60 por box. For oalo by o'l druggists, or address J M. LOOSE & CO., Bonros, Wich. Send £r testimoutals, AV Dr gists. Trade eupplied by J, 1 M.z.,,l]m Avictim ul_yueul§u'ig\l[x§m:l o using Premature Decay, Norvous Debility, Lost i ving tried tn vain overy Kaown s disoovered a wirple means of solf-ouro, Tl i KK o s ol 8 e s T { Lo TRV ER S Tl A, Fuller & Co DEBILITY rrors we. All correaponie STON REMEDY GO, or DR VT, (YR Tdew mevdar WEW FOR \ EN Man and Beast, Mustang Liniment is older than most men, and used more and more every year, DR. TREDICKAR'S PILLS. Brown Bread Pellets Doled Ont 1o Sufferiog Patients, Successfal in al) Osses But His Own ~The Prescription That Finally Cured Him, By Harriot Proscott Spofford, There never was a mors popular young phyeician than Dr. Tredickar. Hisman. ners were the perfection of the sympa. thetlo; his taot and hls judgment were only equaled by his devotion and ekill; s | his personal msgnetlsm was immente, and the cures he wrought were marvel- od | ous. Frosh from the hospltals as he was,and eager In the pursult of his sclence, many n]g families weloomed him as likely to have a newer knowledge than the sgelng phyelolan who had carrled them through thelr lifetime; and young familles, just setting up for themselvess chose him as likely to go along the road with them- selves to the end. The event certalnly justified thelr cholce, and reports of the young doctor’s ability went through the country slde, so that not Infrequently he wes called in consultation there with phyeiclans of longer and wider repute than own, His diagnosls of a case was eo swift and sure that peopls uted to say that Dr. Tredlokar could tell you what ailed you by just looking at you, and many a good woman averred that she was more bene- fitted by his touch upon the pulse than by another dector’s prescription. Very possibly she was, for Dr. Tredlc kar gave very little medicine; the case was cxtreme in which he sent much cae- tom to the drugglst. He carrled about with him in bis glg certaln medicameuta that he was wont to administer, appar- ently potent, and made up under his own formuls, From a pecullar l'quld Ina vial he mensured cne drop; if, by any sec- cldent, a portion of another drop left the vial, the glass had to ba rizsed and the slngle drop tried again; to thls drop a half glass of aweotened wator being add- e, the patient was allowed a toazpoonfal of the result once in six hours, If waklng. 1t was generally underatood that this liquid was something of Dr. Tredickar's own importation, difficult to obtain and enormous in cost; and the gratitude his patlents felt for the kindners of his thus procu:ing snd keepivg on hand what they could hardly have procured for themselves, was something excalled only by the rapldity with which they picked up health and strergth under its effect. Another of the remarkable things he was fond of adminlstering was a tiny pill that ho always had about hlin, and that he left in small numbers to be taken at morning and night, under certaln other directions, always ordering that if the patlent felt too much braced on the sec— ond day, with ringlng ears or crowdsd sensations In the head, or a pain in the left thumb, the number wss to be lees- ened, the plils, however, to be taken three days, aud then omitted for three days, untll cura was effected. ut as Dr. Tredickar’s pracilece In- craaeed, he had not the time for dividing slices of brown bread fnto Infinitesimal bits that once he had, and, freqaently 1| called away, ho would leave the task for protty Dorothy Merlo to finlsh, and she would divide and redivide thefting seg- ments, and roll them bstween two fruit knives, and aet them in the sun to dry, and have sll Lls boxes filled with fresn supplies of tho little dark pills when he came homo. Dolly did that, no more falthfully than she did everything else, though; sho was housekeeper and mald-of-all-work snd general overacer for the young doctor, and know very well how to tako care of him, and of herself, too, She was a preity thing, this young Dorothy Merle; not very tall, and rather slender, wlth dark-brown hasir falling off the low, whito browin natural waves, with brilllant, bhaze] browa eyes, and small, fine featur:s, among which was a mouth whote rcsy lips patted over testh like eceed pearls. She very seldom smiled; shy was a grave little body, in- tent in hor beauty, a farmer’s dsughter, Erought up to work, brought up to be a lady, too, with & good, common-schoo) eduoation and simple manners. Often when the doctcr returned from his visits he left his study and went out foto her littls siting-zoom, where the fire was bright aud tho hearth was clean, and sat down there to have a glass of milkand a bit of gingorbread, and to speak first of eome household mat'er, aad afterward of some patient; aad proe- ently Le found himrelf dlscussiog his most perplexing caze with her, snd de- rivisg more or less bonefit from her Gisin- terested common sense, Somehow, this brlef rect in the little sitting room became to him very pless: ant, and, learalag more every dey, Dolly loved to listen, Often, whon her cheeks flushed, aad her browa eyes lighted wita iutlemst, ths dootor would ssy to him- sell: By Jove! what a protty creatars she te! Why wosn's she born in som> other station of life?” Aud agitn, when outin acold and stormy nigh, ho would find himeelf bur— rying to nis house, and ploturing the pleature of a seat by the fire opposlie Dorothy, And then sgain he wis say- Ing: “Confiund tho statlon of life! A THE DAILY BEE--FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 85, studied as 'f his life depended om it; practioe he nad been on the polat of sur- renderlng to the new dostor ke retalned and he rodo far Into the night to exaocting people on outlaylng f nd was up In the daybresk for his laboratory experl- ments and booke; he forgot to sleep and was unable to eat, Of orurse such devotion to work had its own reward In one way, for Dr. Tred- fckar was b.coming & comfortable rich man for a o untry practitioner, and was reaping a1lch harvest of fame that was however, +« worthless to him as was the breath of the idle breeze. And so one year followed another till twenty hat alipped away, and the babies to whom | e had glven their first bolas hed bables ot thelr own;and fovers and consumptione, and amputations, and aa. topeizs fillod up the measures of his days, and there seemed to Dr. Tredlokar noth- fog worth llving for, and worn with work frregular food, unhealthy hurrles, sympa- thies, disg asts, fatigues, one morning Dr. Tredickar discovered that he was with out appeti‘e, without strength, without a hope or wish, looking on the world as » mass of disense, and saw with hardly surpriso or regret that there was mno health In h'm, Dr, Tredlokar had scarcely the energy left to set about curing hlmself; he really did not core. He took one little dose and another, snd would not have taken them if his aged spinster had not set them by his plate. As he looked about his dull and desolate home he thought that thls was the time when a man needed a wife to cheer him, and cursed himself for not thinking of It twenty years ago. He way within 200 miles of Wankesha, when he encountered Allen in the cars— aun old elass-mate whom he had not met for years—and, of course, they each had a word tu say, and the first topic was health, o “Golng to Waukesh:?" asked Allen, “‘Yer,” wan the reply. *“Well,” coneolingly, *1t'il do you no good. Iitrledit. I tried them all. I was in precitely your conditlon. Aund look at me to-dsy—sound asa drum! Now, lst me tell you—you can’t cure yourself! You've gone through the fac- ulty. You've nearly gone through the springs. There's nothing left but old women’s notione! Sappose you try them? Now, let mo tell you, Tredickar, there's a person in the next town—a sort of dector—quack, of course—she's cured a good many people—she—zhe—I'd just as Ifef tell you—she cared me!” *‘Nonsense, Allen.” “No nonsensa about it. Bald fact! She cured me; she's cured thousands; makes a cnmfortabls fortune dolng it. She has some wonderful nostrums, and, for all I know, a healing gift” “Natural bone-setter! Pshaw! How can men bo such fools!” crled our im- patlent doctor. “Now, look here, Tredickar. Sclence can’t help you, That you've proved. Wby not give quackery a chance? It can’t make you any worse than you are.”’ “No, 1t can’t make mo any worse than I am,” sald the doctor, gloomily. ““Then you get off at Jarviston and go to Mrs. Taylor's and see what she can do for you. If she can't help you she'll say so. 1fshe cen, you don’t care where oure comes from as long as It 1s a care. Rather dle the old fashioned way, a good allopathic death, than live by the aid of an old woman's nostram, would you?” And the end was that Dr, Tredickar got off at Jarviston and sought Mra, Tay- lor’s residence. It was a comfortobls, matronly pres- ence he found, but he wasted no secord thought on it, while he detailed the symp- toms and dwelt on them, just as he had 80 often been {mpatisnt with his patlents for doing. And when he paused she said in a low voice: I thiok I can help you, If you will tmplicitly opey my Instructions for tho next three months, I will not undertake it withcut you promise.” The doctor thonght a momoent, and felt as if he was really willing to promise any- thing., And he did. t“1n the fiest place, then,” said his new adviser, “‘I want you to make a particu- larp.iat cf your nourishmeut, You are nitto go witheat eating because you have no appetite, remember, On ristrg in tho moraing drink a glass of cola water, not iced. Have a good besfatesk. You kuow bost what distresses you least No coffes nor tea, but shells {f you like. No st!mulant, no quinice, no quassia, no iron, ro strychnla durlng the day; no chlorsl, no bromides duricg the night. At 11 o'clock In the forenocn I wish you to have & raw egg beaten up with milk on oae day, on the next day alternate it with a foll cup of sirong beef tea or veal ten; on the third day with plaln milk, At 1 o'olock you will dine pluinly bat satlsfactorily, At 3 o’clock take sn- other glass of milk, or beef tea, or egg, whichever yoa did nottake in the morn- irg; o plain, but hearty, eupper at 6, aud butween supper aud bediulme another glass ¢f mik, If you wake In the night, have some milk standlog by you to drink; bat you won’sc wake, None of your food ehoald be hot. You will take no other medicine then soms which I ehall glvo you, Can ycu remcmber all thie?" 1 think eo.” ‘‘Please repeat It.” He was humiliated, but Le did so. “2lf'ow, today, 1 want you to walk ““Walk! Is's ellT can do to drag one foot after the other now.” ‘I wani you to walk s quarter cfa mile and back,” she said, not heeding his interruptlon, *‘and do that every day for a week, The next week maka it half a perfect woman nobly planned is a station in life herself.” And ons night, a3 he looked over at her, sittiag opp slts, demurely darning on & tablo cloth thera, ha wondered why he thould not cross over andslt beside her, Still he sa'd nothing of sll this thiaking; he was not s swilt man at speaking; his purposs formed slowly. If only womea could be patient! What had It bzen to pratty Dorothy—these evenlog hours, this famillar talk, these fciendly worde, thess long sentences, {llamined only by flashing glances? He never knew, One dsy he came home and found en angular sploster In pretty Dorothy's place, Mirs Morle had engaged her, the aid, and Dorothy was nowhere to be seen, It was of no use for everythiog to rush over Dr. Tredickar then, lu one torrent of remembrances and thunder- bolt of doclslon—remembrances of all her sweetn: ud sense, of all hercharm and delight—decision of long falterlig purpoee. It was no use for him to rage and im. aglne vain thinge; nobody knew anything of Doroiby and search as he lu‘ggl, far and near, high and lhw, in all his asc- qusintances with the countryelde, neither no nor_anybody el:e came scross any trica of her, Dr. 'Tredickar, for some reason or other, d'scarded his little dark pills now, but be planged back tnto his buainees with a sort of madners, He tried to forget bimself in killlog or curing; he vever looked 8% & womsn except from & entlfio point of view, he never epoke 2 his sistor 1f he coold help it; he mile; the next week a whole mile, Keep that up for three weeke; and then every week double your portion until you can do ten wmiles per day with perfect ease.” “I never can {n the world!” “Doas I eay, if you please. Before starting on yovr walk take a tepld sponge bath, and on returnlog from your walk rab yourself down tnoroughly with a flaonel mitten—1 will give you one; then go to bed entirely undressed for a couple of hours, and rab yoursslf agaln on ris- Ing. Go to bed every night at 10 o’clock, and lie in bed ten hours. You are not to open & book or look in s newspaper for tareo monthe——"' “Imposeible?” *‘Perfectly possible. You have no idea how well the world will get along without your sttentien In such a case. You are to do evergthiog which implics roat for the body, the nerves, the brain, You fatigue the body in crder to reat it; when you are able to walk ezough, take your gun with you and tire youreolf out, 3e 88 much out of dooraas you can, Th's I your medicine.” And sho llmp:d acrors she room to s cabinet there, snd selesied cne smong meny boxes, “Take one the firstday,” she sald “two the next aad threo the pext, If tke thrae create nauses, stop at two, and after & week try the three agaio, Then I think they wil act trouble you.” “What are they mide of?” he demand- od, bluntly, *'Becsuse if there is any cuomel in them I won'c take them, And podopbyline ——" *‘Never mind that, Do ss I say, Ccme back In three monthe. There s no fee untll yeu are cared. Good morning.” And the door was opened, and he was on the outstde of It, never having been ao unceremoniously treated In his life—te, enat, sought nd he was qulte inclined to be very angry. However, Dr, Tredicksr was not a man of half-way measures. Havlog under- taken the thing he dccided to finlsh it. He went of on a prairle farm that he beard of, and he obeyed her instractions to theletter. He was six monvhs inetead of thres cbeying them; but, at the end of that time, hale and hearty, ruddy and r>. bust, without an ache or an all, he again sought the presencs of his adviser, “I have come,"” sald he, ‘‘to thank you, to pay my fee, and to ask you for the for. mula of your wonderful medicine, Iam s physician myself.” *‘Oh, 1 knew that, Dr. Tredlckar,” she sald calmly, lifting ¢ ff the half-hand- kerchlef of gray and black lace that she wore about her waving and still brown hair, *‘You knew that! How—" ‘‘You taoght me, sir, to make thess p“.ll yourself.” “They are brown bread pills. I learned how to make thom In your kitch- en,” ““Dorothy!” he crled. “Yen, Dorothy Merle,” Truly! And where had his cyes been? Dorothy Metle, plumper, rosier and al- most as pratty as—well, perhaps prottior than ever. She had known him ata glance and she had disgulsed her volce and walked with a osne, and wora the half handkerchief to mialead him, “I thought,” he said severely, “you were Mre, Taylor.” “No,” ebe replied, ‘‘I have never beon marrled, I assumed the name,” ““And you will assume another bofore this sun sets!” he crfed. ¢ Do you think I am going back to tho east alone! How could you, how could you leave me on that cruol dsy?” And Dr. Tredlokar's wifs stiil makes a fow brown bread pllls fzom every Sun- dey’s loaf, e ——— Tunnehing a Voleano, Sume enterprising Yankecs have bought a voleano In Mexico, and are running a tunncl into 1t sbout half way up the c2a- ter, through which they expect to draw off an enormous quantity of eulphur, Vol- esnon in the buman system take tho form of pimples, bolls and carbuncles. They proceed from weak and impure blood, which Brown's Iron Bitters strengthons and purifies. Mr- Shank, of Petersburg, Va., ssys, *'It csused tho eruptions on his skin to entlrely disappear.” ———— Potition ana Panctusation, Liverpool Gazstte, Mr. Qubbard had a pstition to present to the house of commons recntly from the Youag Men’s Chrlstlan Asssclation, praying for botter proteciion for ghils and youang women, Ho might have done thls In nevers] waye. Ho conld have put the petltion into the bag tilently, or he cou'd have stated It In words given above. But he need not have risen scl- emnly acd eaid, with any punctuation: “Mr. Speaker, I beg to present a peti- tlon for the better protection of girls and ycung women from the members of the Young Men's Christian Aesocistion.” ———— A Republican Nomin ation. When Mr. A. W. Blanck, one of the publishers of the Johustown, N. Y, Republican, was ab the Republicsn Na- tivnal Ocnvention in Chicago in 1884, hia knee was so awollen with rheumatism that he could scarcely walk. One appli tion of St Jacobs Oil remosved all paln and swelling, and pat him in as good con- ditlon as ever. ——— A Paralyzing Chestnut, New York journsl I dow’c think we noed rain_ very badly,” ssid the president of the Pans tera Club tothe conductor of a Third avepue car, “Yon would think eo if you were h«'f blinded by the dust evary day.” ‘“Well, maybe I would, but I jussaw a dude arop on the sidewalk.” Tha bell puller was so mach paralyz:d that he didn’t have ih) power to **kacck down” a fare, e —m——— 100 Doscs One Dollar n Is inseparably connected with Bond’s Sarssparills, and s trus of no cthor medicine. {t is an unanswerable srgu- meatas to strength and economy, while thousands testify to kts superiir blood- purlfzlog and strenpthening qualities. A boitle of Hooa's Sarsapsrilla contaloe 100 dcees and will 1wz a month, while others will average to last vo: over a week Hense, for economy, buy Hood's Sacsaparilla, N Shorthorns in the United States, The fiest importation of forelza eattle into this country direct from the Bates herd way made In 1839 by Mr. Grosgo Vale, of Troy, N. X. Quts a number of fine animsls were purchssed for Amer- icana &t the sa'e of Lord Dacis’s herd in 1843. Tn 1845 the Awerican Short- horned Herd Book was commenccd, cor- necting with the Coates eerler, In 1866 it was eatlmated that about 800 pure Shorthores had been brought into the United States and tho Canadas. Tre saven volumes of the American Herd Book tren confatned tha pedigrees cf 6,400 buils and over 10,000 females, snd Its editor eetimated the pumber of pure animals in the coun ry at 6,000, one- third males. 1o 1875 they had iocresees to 20,000, In 1881 there were 55,000 The Shorthorus are largely ia excess cf all other pure tloods, as they aro valued not only #8 beof cattlo, but make many good recoxds at the pail. e t—— A Great Burp Is 1n store for all who use Kemps' Balsam for the throat and lungs, the grest guaranteed remedy. Would you believe that it i its merits and that each druggist 1 to refund your money by U this great wonderful remedy if it fa you?! Bohonter & Becht, druggists, No. 211 16th st,, have secured the agency for it, Price 600 and $1, 7rial size e ——— Selzed Whisky Released, PrILADELPEIA, Pa., August 19,—In accord- ance with instructions received from Wash- ington, the collector of internal revenus for this dstrict to.day 1eleased the goods of the Great Western distilling company, which had been seized on account of irregularitics in guaging, It is ssid that the distillipg com pany agreed to an assessment on the excess of bpirits found in their packages, The tewperaturs at Barliagton on the morniog cf the 14th touched cloce to the frost lige. ——m— When Baby waa sick, we zave her Castoria, When she was & Child, she cried for Castorla, When she became Miss, sho clung to € toria, Whau sho had Children, she gave the.. Castoria GETTING INTO THE COMMONS. e —— The Brilish Parlisment Guarded on all Sides by Policemen, Ooremonivus Officials in Gorgeous Raiment at Every Door—The Interior of the Hall and \ts Occupants. A correspondent of the New York Tribune says that a stranger who attempts to visit the houses of parllament has to ran a gauntlet & policemen. He will soe pollcemen to the right of him, police men to the left of him, Yet I found the task of getting into the heuse of com- mons less difficalt than I expected. Having declded to leave Leondon this afternoon for a fow daye, and the chances belng that the sesslon and the present parliament would coms to an end before my return. 1 bethought me yesterday morning that the only opportunity to see the houss at wotk would be last even- ing. Of coursy I knew that a note from a membar was necersary to secure admit- tance; aud 1 was unfortunats enovgh not to know a elngle member. I spoke to a frlerd sbout the matter, and was tcld that when be applied to a member (whom he know) for admlesion It was a week before he ~recolved the necessary papor —which was not reassuring. How- wver, he suggested that an spplication to & member whoss name Is well known on oth sldes of the Atlantic miyht be suc- oessiul ip my case. By the advice of anoiher acquainiancs I set out about 2 o'clock to cali upon this gentlemsn at hla house. With some difficulty 1 foaud Lis modest realdencs In the viclnity of Faton tquare, bat he wss not at home; I would probably find him at the houss of commons, the housema'd sstd. On my way thtther I wrore a note to the member in question, eaylog that I was a siranger in London snd explainir g why it waa vecessary fsr mo to sce the honse now or never cast on this telp I thon mpprosohed the parllament buildingn, thinkiag to enter by the gate- way to Westminster hall through New Palace yard. I had not proceeded ten feot inside the gats when & pollceman ran up and ingnired my buelnese. 1 was pro- pared for this, and beld ap my note, (which I carried in my hsad), ssylng that I wished to send this note to Mr. “The other entrance, by St. Stephen’a 'All, the policemsn with n gesture tovard the southera end of the batldings, *‘Pas: the hawniig,” he added, as I hesitated— evidintly meaning the cloze woeden fenco wh ch coccesls the work geing on whera tho o'd law coorts etood, At the end cf this fonce I found the ectracce to St, Stwphen’s porch, guaréed by a polics- man, to whom I presented my note, stating that it was for Mr, — and 1 would wait for an answer. “Go rlght ahead,” I wss told. T passed in, catching momentary glimose of the “*Great Hall of Wiiliam Rufus,” which Is now closed to the public. At the next door, a fow feet heyond, two policzmen were on duty. My ncte and the menti n of the mem- ber's nume were cnough. “‘Hall right,” 85id one and on I went through St So- pen’s kall, only glancing at the s'atucs of P.tt, Fox, Burke, Grattsn, Hswmpdea snd the reet. The eutrince to the fine cen'ral hall was guarded by two mora bluz-coated officlal’, who told mo to *‘go right on up to the lefc” A number of men wera waiting here, standingz about in verfous attitadee, The door ty tha lefe, opesing into a corridor leading to the commons, was doubly guarded. A ratling ¢x .ends oav for ten feet or more on cach stde of the door, and at each end of each rail a policemsn was standing. Bebind the rsils were soveral men, all eyidently waiting, Show- fng my note and men foning Mr.——'s nawe for the fif h time, I was sent on to tho policeman next the doox, whera I re- peated what I had slready said so often. The p liceman summoned an attendontin evenirg costame, who etood in the corri- dor, 2ud to bim [ explained my misslon. Ho was a swonderfally 8 eek looking per- gop, snd he ssked in & prmnocus toue if 1 would **walt for an banswer” T replied In the aflirmative end was then tod to staud back, Takivg n place behind the railin cloms to the poi:eman, I hsd ample of prrtunity to stady the me hell and also tho men (aud nen) who went, as M:ny entored withous chal- , belng ovidently known to the po- lies officert; a coneidertb'e numb.r pro- sented ellps of paper givng them the right to go others sn ds or notes t) membo s and wara told, ss 1 hed heen, to “‘wali back.,” Suldevly there ross n resounding ory, “Han oft (sronouae:d *labts ba £”), tol'owed by a word undis- tiogulehable by my esr, but when tho po lceman (who a8 mush more ¢'vil than the sversge New York blus-coa ) a sured me was “strang ra” ey hai was Fo. moved, s from tha dizeciion of the houre of peers marched s polics official, fol- fowed by 1w cflicars of the | zds, oue clad ia bno-brassh snd wwall clothes aud carrsing a sorc of ornamantal rod or mace, Tha pollcrman expinined that thie was the * blsck roa’ sud that the #p akor of the Louse of commons was be- Aawmoned o vhe loras to sccure con cutrenw of setion on bill wom: - thing tothat effici, Prosantly from the opposits dire.tion csme the loud ey, ““Has off, strangers,” and tho speskar of the commone, wesring » long wig acd flowing robs, passed out, accompanied by ons or two otaor officials in wigs and gowns snd by teveral aitendants, ons of whom bors the golden mace which usual- ly rests on a table in froat of the speak- N 0T W o8 g | ¢x's chair and closa tu the clerk’s fable. Itseemed to rest a little heavlly on his shoulder, for he shiit:d it once or twice uncaslly, Agsin, a few minutes later, *“Hals off, stravgers,” rang through the hall, and the speaker and his cortege ro- turued to thelr own chamber, After waltng a llitle over twenty winutes I was startled, while glancing over & guide book, to hear the police men, within two feet of whom I was standing, call oat my name in stentorian tones, The honorable mamber, who had oover heard of we before had come out 1n resporss to my note, and ascured me that ho would do whst he could to secure admisaioa for me,alithough he was doubt. ful whether he could suceoed, He then returncd within tae sacred precincts and I resnmed wy plece bebind the raling Aftor waltug fiften minutes longer 1 10% Mr, == upprcaciing, He held a alip of papar ‘n hishaud, sud 1 was sl lowcd to pass thy poliseman, Apsl ing for fore ng mys:1f up n him Mr, assured me tva: I hat given him no troub'e and that he was & wags fileady to Amsicans, Hosuowed me the dour lead'ng to the gallery, hardly wailed for my ttasks snd regreiting that 1 wight not be able to get & good place handed 'ma tho alip of prpor. It was about five nckes equare and road as follows : HOUSE OF COMMONS, Apmirrance Tioxer No, 123 10 STRANGERS' GALLERY, on Friday, July 31, 1885, . (Member's name, ) Epwanp Poxsonay, Speaket's Secretary. The member's nams and the date were writton by him In pencil, Acrors the face dlagonally was printed In red ink: “After b p. m. gallorfes sro filled up.” This did not prove to be the case, for men kept coming and going doring the ontire two hours that I was in the gal- Jery. Ipatsed up a winding stairway. On the wall at the hesd was this an- nouncement: NOTICE. ALl DEMONSTRATIONS by Strangors ia the Gallery Aro Oat of Order and Must Be Treated Accordingly. By order of the Sergeant-at-Arms. Passing through & door I entered a small room, and In front of me was a tarpstile. An attendant took my ad- mittance ticket and request:d meto write my name and address ina hoge book, Then I pessed the turnstlle, went up five ateps and turned Into an {ll-lighted corrl- der leadlng to the gallery. At the en- trance to thls corrlder the notice abont “‘demonsiritions” was repested. The gallery was about two-thirds fall when 1 entered —it will not hold mere than 100 persons 1 thould say—and I eesily got a seat. Anatlendant was constantly on hand to keep order. I opened a gulde book to learn the dimeneions cf the hall, In a moment he tapped me on the shoul- der. “‘You are not allowed to read books here,” he eald; ‘‘you are tupposed to come to listen to the debates.” Inas- wuch as a division of the house had just been ca'led for and the membirs wera pasalng out fato the dlviston lobbies, and 8 vo:bivg was dolog in tha hall for the uext threo or four minates, the remark about *listening 1o 1he debates” did not srem fohave much pertivency, In fact, hearing the house of commons debato from tho strangoer's gallery is very unsat- {sfactory business, The ~greator part of what was sald might as well have besn sald ia Litin for all I could distinguish, It sremed etrarge, of courss, to an Amerlean to see thls weighty parliamont- «ry body seated upon leather upholstered banches, 10any of the members with tholr hats on, and without desks or the slight- eet facllitles for wrlling or making rotes except on theic knees. [t 1s 10 part of my purpoee to dessribe what I heard or the men whom I saw. I will only 8dd that [ heard epceches, (none of them very long) made by the attorney general, by Str William Vernon Har- court, Jus'in McCarthy and ons or two cthers whom I cared to hear. Mr. Glad- stono eat In the loft membere’ gallery and seeminely gave clote attention to a part of the debate. He was the solo oc- cupant of that gallery. When I came out 1 was shown to a pae- eage leading directly to New Palace yerd, On the way I passed no less than fifteen policemen by actual count. None of them accoated me. ——— THYY WANTED ALL THE STYLE, Two Men from the Mountains Having a First-Class Time, Northwestorn Magazine, 0ld Jerry Crosscut nad not been east of the Rockies gince 49, until he and his old pard, Fat BlI, pulled upat thoe hotel Ryan the other dsy. As ho glanced up &% the magnificent facade he remam- bered what be hud read about the great caravaussry in the remote mouatsin camp and involantarily murmured: It atr an dmposing pile, William—it’s built in what them newspper fellows call the Quiniue style, sud just bews sll for nesleh.” D> you wishto ve shown to your apartment n°wi” seid the urbane clezk, as 1they reglstered. ¢Nary show,” said the old man, re- flectively. I tarnk I under:tand ycu,” eald the clerk, smiling. **We Will try snd make you comfortsble, Mr. — M, — (glanciog at the reglater) Mr. Crosecut.” “Yes, it are Crosscut—the same, You can 1ead wriiin’ very elick, bt *comfor- table’ won’t d. We are goin’ to wallow {n elegance-—Itke 1t is advertised in the psvere, Do ycu catch my drlfi?” “/] think I understand you, You wish tollvo bish. Vil put you on the slxth flocr, if you wheh, ©Naw you sre Thero is noth- {n’ too high fir ua, and nothin’ too rich for our blood. We fsllow the rules. We deposit our wa'ustles in the rafe, acd you must follow tho smail bills, Hers1s my pocket book; you cin priza that at $10,000, No, we don’ t to leave our suspenders, We alu’t tenderteer, Ouar surponders i3 wlougstdo cue swaddlicg clothes Here, take this small gun (cu- atrspping & revolver) Pus'leving,thon. sand on hit; I wouldn’c sell it & cent lers.” “Yon don’t expect us to piy such prices for this junk shop track, do yon? Yon con'da’ collect $10 in the courts cn all of it “Never mind the courts. I'll collost it if the thirgs fs lost, 1’Ml keep this gun with me, Now, my young friond, you can brlug on your sable Afrloan vigger.” “Sim, show these gentlemen 411," *Yer, show us 411, and don’t miss a figme You hitit just right or there will ba war.” “‘You mustn't mind Jorry,” eaid Fat Bill to the cierk. ‘‘He's been sort o’ su-plolous Jike, and keepa his back to the wall ever since he killed Shady Mountain Mosley; bat hell get used to the place after u while “1—1 don't mind him,” said the clerk, nervously; *‘he eeems to bs a very nlco man but s littls pecu'far,” “‘Yes, he nre blovdy pecullar—bloody pesallar.” *‘Hiv's & cage—thst’s what,” remarked the old man, as the elevator started. ¢They are golng to hist us to the upper level. Koep your sigusl ropes tight, young feller. "Lord! Many's tho time we had to crawl Into the timbers when the ropes hez been t1angled. Wa hev traveled—wo hev—eh, Billy?"’ “Now African,” ssla Jerry, a3 he pro- ceeded to undrers, after reaching 411, tiyou stand n tbe corner, snd when I giva the signal you smother them lamps,” “[ kin put out the gas,” suggestod Fat Bill. “*Tne niggor oan go and rond up a boksy of sweet viulots to remember bls: self by.” “You can't pat no gas oot for we, Willtam, Thero ls wore'n s million peo- ple emothercd every year by knowin’ to wuch ubeuitavern gas. There is & kosck about it which we aln'con to, Now, Sable, kill the lights, and mind you, tha no fire ttarta In tht joint to uighr, We held you etrictly respousible, 11l cn your liver-colored hesrt out through th mall of your epotted back if I hoar & whimper before morcin' louder than th moanin' of the wind, Do you ecuss m i’ Lord, bose! Doy you ’rposs 'tg gwive to burn the hatel yp & purpoact” “You may be all rght, bat I saspicion go." In the morning the old man awoke and he saw tho annunclater with the ususl legond written under it 1 Rings for Bell Boy. 2 Rings for Tce Water, 8 Ringe for Iorter, marks on the hangin’ wall: ‘T'wo rings for ice water; three rings for | cter?’ How many rings, I wonder, will 1: take to bring red-likkei? Touch her off on porter for a starter.” Fat Bill reached out of his bed and complied with the request, when the por. ter camo, ““Well, boss?” “I knowed thoy wouldn't f llow the small bills, Jeat see that enoff-oc lored cannibel, William; where is the Orlent:1 cuspldor filled with porter?—where ia the sclid geld plate, with incense and cigars on {t§ African, yon go down the shaft agaln, and you tell the superintendent £ put bis ear to our t«lephone, and mind the emsll bills.” The clerk went up shorily afterwerd and found the old man ylugging the an- nunclator with his rcvelver at six paces, “See him, Willism—see the Ilver~ ocolored pointer! Where is your slabas- er jug of preclous olatment? Where (s the Kgyptian snake jlate fill:d with sea biscuit? You el this ltving bigh! F lank me if 1 don't plog every telophono there is in the house!” But he didu’t, as the police took him away murmuring that (f he he had snothergua he wenidn’s bs ‘‘took alive,” —— FEVER?, leadi ve jhysicicon roonmen Durry's Pork MALT WHISKEY Recom: mended by leading Physicians, Sld by Drug glsts and Grocors LT “Tho Winncshlek county fair sssocla: tlon will distribute a total of $3,303 in prizes_and parson at its comicg exhibi- ton, Septamber 1 to 4, GEREE mEwED OR. A TIN. B CURE fi % S Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, Bore Thros GSpralus Bruives, Bar Sront L iicR, AND AL 6 Solaby Dragg Direc THE CHARLES A, V (Sucsessors t0 A, VOGKLER & 0.} Balt i u uigence. o eof Il s parpose e relielin Frlange Pilsner. DOMKSTI 8t. 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