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WeakNervoushien Secking perfoct rostoration to hewlth, ful} manhood and sexunl vigor withous Stomach Drugging, should send for Trea. tiso ou tho Marston Holus, Young men an rs who sufler from mervous and ph debility, exhansted vitalit ture deciime, Varicocele, &c., 1o & pocially benofited by consulting its contents. Discases of the Prostate Gland, Kidn and Bladder cffotually cured Endorsed b who bave been cured. Adopted itals and by Physicisus in Europe and Bealod Treatiao freo. Address MARSTON REMEDY 00. or Ds. H. TRESEOW, 46 West 14th St., New York. ECOURTSHIP IN PERSIA. The Metheds Employed by Cupid in the Land of the Shah, The Marriage Broker's Work—A Le- gal Ceremony Where the Bride Hidden Behind a Vell, 8t, James Gazette, love at first sight is unusoal In & country where the women are habitually velled and a glimpse even of a lady's face is seldom to be got save by strategem or by what is considered unmodest—the raleing of the corner of her veil by the Iady herself. Shrouded as she fs from head to foot in an immenso sheet of blue two yards equare, a yet fatther preoau- tlon must be taken. Over all thisls placed a ruh-band or veil,—no transpar- ent and flimsy device, is our own lace “fall” or the thin and gauzy yashmak of the Tarkish belle, serviceablo alike t» telumphant and fading beauty. The rah-band 18 a plece of white callco or cambrio, & yard long, which hangs down like a long mask in front of the Persian woman's face when clad In her hideous and purposely unbecoming outdoor cos- tume, which costume, sad to eay, ls an impenetrable dieguize. In it all women sroalike. An sperturs four inches long running traversely across the eyes enables the Perslan lady to see her way and a little more. For even this aperture is covered by elaborate and curious em- broldery, between the threads df which she can only peep. But the Perslan belle will yet find a way of rowarding an ad- mirer with a glance, and thus the mar- riages so carefully brought about by par: ents and relatives are not Infrequently the result of predilections slyly mani- fested. The outdoor dress, belng & di gulse, cutsboth ways, and the intrigu- ante amuses herself with impunity. Certaln marrisges take place because, in the eyes of Orientals, they are natural ones, such as the union of first cousins. The children have been like brother and gistor from the cradle, and they are mar- rled as & matter of course; it is their fate, and they snbmit to it. But outside these marriages of custom, and far more numer- ous than the marriages of predilection to which we have referred, are the mar- riages usually arrsnged by ‘‘brokers.” These brokers are old women, who al- ways keep themselves in a position to quote the state of the marriage market, which fluctuates. In hard times even girls of good appearance are compara- tively a drug. In times of plenty they “‘rule firm.” THE MARRIAGE-BROKER, The marrlage-broker is ever a welcome guest where there are daughtera to marry, and also in houses where the sons wish to find a suitable bride. The young peo- ple are no! consulted by the broker. She deals with the parents, and generally with the mothers. Crafty as a horse- dealer, she runs glibly over the various advantages, mental, physical and pecu- niary, of her clientele of both sexes. So- and-so is a steady qulet man. Sucha one has brilllant prospects—has (impor- tant consideration) no other wife, As for Yusuf, how good-looking he is! And Hassan, no man was ever 8o good-tempered. Of the other sex she sings the praises no less. The skill of Bebe as a housskesper, the wealth of the ugly daughtar of the banker, the dan- gorous chsrms of the . portlonless Zuleakha she can never say too much about. Her main business is to bargain for the sum to be pald to the father or his daughter’s hand; a sum which 1s us- |, ually expended by that father in pots and pans (all of copper) and other uteneils, which he presents to his child asher separate property. The detalls belng settled after much haggling, the young people are engaged, and the mar- rlage-broker gets her commission both from the parents of the bridegroom and those of the bride-elect. Among the poor and laborlng claeses the bargain is arranged on other grounds. The peasant takes a wife for her thows and sinews, or her skill at weaving carpets or making cheese; while the bridegroom is or Is not eligible, according as he may be capable of hard work, or may hold some small office, or have a bit of land ora shop. Here the marriage-broker Is generally an amateur, who conducts the negotla- tlons purely from that love of match- making which Is such a blessing to the world. The adk, or marriage contract, Is sim- ply & legal form; but it is marrisge, and not betrothal. A few frlends are ivvited; the bride, perhaps a child of ton, is seat- ed In a room with her parents and rela- tlons; over the door hangs the usual cur- taln. Or, if the ceremony takes place in one room or the open alr, the women are all velled. At the other side of the curtain, in an outer room or in the open air, are the male guests; and here equats the moollah or priest of the quarter, who now drones out in a monotonous voice the ‘marrisge contract, which has been previously drawn out by him, “Itfs agroed between Hassan the draper, who is vakeel (sgent) for Housseln, the son of the baker, that he, Houssein, hereby acknowledges the recelpt of the portion of Nlssa, the daughter of Achmet the geocer.” Here follows the llst of the property of the bride in lands, moneys, houses, eattle, dretses, furniture, car- pots, pans, and so on. Alwaysa copy of the Koran and a certain welght of sewing sllk are mentioned, This de- talled acoount of her property, consti- tuting the woman’s separate estate, her husband merely holds in trust during thelr cohabltation, At death or dlvorce 1t goes back again 10 herself or helrs, THE WIFE'S BEPARATE ESTATH, And it 1s this mehr or seperate estate that renders secure the otherwi: fous position of the eastern wife in a polygamous conncr{. for the varlous things enumerated, though scknowledged by tfio husband as received, may nw ox- {st on paper, Still he has acknowledged, them aad if he wish to put away his wife, orif they separate by consent, hels bound to refund the mebr of which he has legally acknowledged the receipt, or to obtaln her legal dlscharge for the same, ‘‘And,”continues the mollah, ‘‘he acknowledges the recelpt of the afore- sald mehr.” then follows a hum of de. light at the extent of the lady’s propert; “You, Hassan, how do you aay as v for Housseln—is this so!” *Yes,yes, I agres mumbles Hastan, ‘‘And you, Achmet, do you glve you doughter, Lady Nissa, to be wife of Lord Hous- seint’ **Yes, yes,.I agree,” replies Achmet the grocer. ‘‘And you, Lady N are you there?” ‘Yo, yer, she e, Mollah,” replies a chorus of women from behind the curtain, ‘‘And you sgree, Lady Nissal' Here there lsa glggle from tho child-bride. *‘Yes, yes agrees,” comes ina trlumphant chorus from the women. ‘*‘Them,” says the mollah, solemnly, *in the name of God, the compassionate, and of Mobammed, the prophet of God, I declare you, Lcrd Housseln, and you, merolful, { wi THE DAILY BEE-- FRIDAY APRIL 10, 1885 Lady Niss, to be man and wifs the moollah puts his stamp, or seal to the document; the various parties soal It, too, it I carefally witnessed and formally completed. The mollah recolves his fee of » few shilllngs and then, and not il then, he hands over the &ioeumont—har sottloment and ‘‘marriage lines” In one— to the agent of the bride or to her father. THE LEGAL CEREMONY. The legal ceremony is over; the young poople are marcled fast, fast as the Mo- bammedan law can bind. And, theoret- foally, as yet they have never seen each other’s But really Housseln has had many a glimpse of the fair Nissa; her mother haa often allowed him to ree her child from behind a curtaln or a cupboard door, All this is understood. And the young people are now legally marrled. The wedding, as distinct from the eapon- ls, may take place tha same evening, week, a month, or not for years, ac- cording to the age, rank or circumstances of the bride and bridegroom. Men and women feast separately, and after many waterpipes have been smoked, many pounds of sweetmeats consumed and & plentiful banquet has been disposed of the guests separate. All promise to be present at the aotusl wedding, No music, no rejolcings—nothing but what we have described s seen at the ceromony we have detailed. The actoal wedding is a scone of joyand merriment ourlous in the extreme. PILES! PILES! PILES! A BURE OURE FOUND AT LASTI NO ONE NEED SUFFEB, A sure oure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. Willi inn Indian Remedy,) called Dr. ‘William's Indian Pile Ointment. A single box has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 or 80 years standing, No one need suffer five minutes after lqfl}yinz this wonderful sooth- ing medicine, tions, instruments and elec- tuaries do more harm than good, William’s RIVALING DICKEN'S DUTCHMAN. A Colorado Convict Who Can Tralh- fully be Called Such, He Spends His Life in Prison Because He Likes it —<Released From Prison One Day and in Jall the Next, Denver Tribune, Charles Langhelmer, who was for over forty years an inmate of Cherry Hill prison in Philadelphla, and during his imprisonment was made famous by Charles Dickens in his ‘‘ Ameri Notes,” in many respects has his counter- part In the person of ‘“Doc” Vanscoy, until a fow days ago a convlot In the Col- orado penitentiary. Langhelmer's coll was always left vaoant durlng hls dis charge, for It was only a question of time when the old man, in later years known a8 ‘‘Dickens’ Datchman,” would agaln be sentenced to another term of Imprison- ment, Vanscoy on last Friday finished serving out a three years’ term in the penitentlary at Canon City for the crime of horso atealing in Park county. Next day after his release he was again at his old trade of stealing in Pueblo, where he had immediately gone after leaving the prison, and now Vanscoy is confined in jall at Pueblo awaiting trial on the charge. Vanscoy is a man about fifty years of age and has for seventeen years been confined In the penitentiaries of various states. His halr has become gray, but he shows no other signs that his prison life has been detrlmental to his welfare, He is & man of unusually large propor: tione. He haa the form of an alderman in prosperlty, and strides his cell and the - | prison walks with as much dignity as a giyos natant rliet, aud is propared only fof los, itching of ‘the private parts, and for nothine else, Read what the Hon, J. M. Coffinbe;ry, of Cleveland, says about Dr, William'a Indian Pile Oointment: I have used scores of Pilo Cures, and it affords mo pleasure to say that T have never found anything which gave such immediate and permanent_relief as Dr, Wil- liam's Indian Ointment. For sale by all drug- gt o mailed on recaipt of price, 500 and 1, Sold at rotall by Kuhn & Co. 0. F. GOODMAN, Wholesale Agent, The Burglary of the State Treasury, Linceln News, One man, a wealthy and influential citizen, snid to-day that he was utterly disgusted with the course the Evening News had taken in trymg to arouse a feeling of sympathy for the dead robber and prejudice the people against the officers,—Democrat. Tho above is clipped from a mess of local twaddle emanating from an inex- perienced ‘‘plug” who hopes to make his readers believe that some of the beat and most reliable citizens of Lincoln are justly Indignant at the whimpering, morbid sentiment which some exprees for the dead Griffin. We would advise the Dem- ocrat's “wealthy and influential cltizen” to lay In a supply of hog cholera cure, for he will grow worse Instead of better, we yerily believe. The New’s isn’t wearing orape In - re- spect for the memory of Jim Griffin and would not lament audibly if McGu're ceased forever to Inflate his bellows and we don’t hear any sympathetic whisper- ings for eftherof the robbers or those other conspirators who stand in with the wholesale crime they attempted. It is the illy-planned manner of hustleing the foolhardy cripple into eternity that ls universally complalned of. If w.i.c. entertains an opinfon, the News is not disgusted if he continues to press it to his otom. Wb oconcede hls privilege. He is like the fellow who believed his stomach atout enough for anything. The foolish man was willing to bet he could drink a dose of red hot iron, but in the attempt, when it scorched his nose, he concluded to let the contents of that ladle cool off a little. Of course, he lost his wager, and saved the use of lip salve. The whole senate, including the state executive, were forced up to fever heat by the appalling occurrence. Before the spirlt of Griffin had departed from its earthly tenement, they offered to divide the state treasure as a reward in evi- dence of extreme gratitude to those who had been hired to ‘‘fill his body with lead.” But their valor suddenly cooled, and within twenty-four hours tender spmpathetic hearts had hardened to a frigld state which couldn’t be sliced off with a pick axe. All hands joined in the indictment and concluded that it was not after all a very brave and honorable act to rob even a one-legged conspirator's little children of their father by shoot- ing him in the back. Public opinlon denounced the acts 1st, 2d, and 3d asan outrage. A speclal grand jury, good men and true, returned their verdict in accordance with a sur- prising abundance of convicting testi- mony, {ncluding the amount of $1,500 bastily voted by the state senate to be paid for the marder of Jim Griffin, All the Incldents and circumstances con- nected with the attempted robbery and doath of an implicated person, and what has transpired since, continues to dis- turb the publlc mind. Carlesity is ex- cited and anxiety manifested by all ex- wealthy and influential cltizen,” arch for facts and uncover the mys- tery. There s somothing behind the reckless ehooting act that the people want to know, and it is their soverelgn privilege to enqulre. The world {s full of men who might be classed among all sorts of villlans, dead- beats, thieves, Incendiaries and murder— ers, when thelr true Inwardness is re- vealed. Perhaps, if a ‘‘wealthy and in- fluentlal citizen’s” character was unveiled it might be discovered that he s a de- tested Guaiteau wandering-about in dls. uise. The murderer of the lamented arfield was captured and disposed of legally. The meanest creature of this natlon of sovereigns is entitled to equal consideration before the law, and prevl- ous to carrylng out the death penalty Ohristian civilization decrees the right of prayerful preparation for eternity. Are Nebraska officials pos: d of more power than s derlved from the constl- tutlon of the Unlited States? L —— S10x Heapacug, —Thousands who have uffored ntensely with slck headache say that Hood's Sarssparilla has completely oured them. One gentleman thus re- leved, writes: ‘‘Hood's Sarsaparilla is worth its weight in gold.” der, if you are a sufferer with eick headache, give Hood's Sareaparilla a trial. 1t will do you pofitive good, Made by O. 1 Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all druggists. 100 Doses One Dollar — —— Tnquiry by telegraph has failed thus far to| | jon of the reported of Honduras. secure definite confirm: death of Dictator Bar Eungland Well Posted. The Manchester, England, Post says that & really invaluable specific for the cure of rheumatlsm, neuralgia and sprains found in 8t. Jacobs Oll, which has gained immense fame there; also in Aus- tralia acd elsewhere, banker behind his counter. He {s jovial, keeps well informed by reading the news- papers and is a man universally known in the prison. He says he gets into prison because he likes it better than “roughing it on the outslde. He has eerved sentcnces at Sing Sing, New York, Columbus, Ohio, Jackson, Michig: d at a half dozen other penitentiaries. Horse stealing s his principal mania, and like Charles Lang- heimer, “‘Dickens’ Datchman,” he 18 no sooner released than he s im- show that from one ocause and amother many heavy orders for oartrldges have been and are to be placed by forelgn na- tions with Amerfcan firms It may be of Interest to some to know how 1t is that, with a tarlff tax of two cents & pound on lead, Amerioan manu- facturers can make cartridges and ship them to all parts of the world at figures for which they cannot be sold here. The duty on lead was imposed for the pur. pose of enrlohing a few producers of that maotal at the expeene of all the poople. 1t sells ordinarily in the eaat for a little loas than foreign lead with the duty sdded, or just enough ocheaper to keep forelgn lead out. When it s to be manufactured for export, however, forelgn bought lead comes In duty froe by means of & draw- back at the Custom houses, In this way ve by law so arranged matters that cartridges to be sold to Americans are taxed but cartrldges to be sold to some forein nation which may take a nation to kill Amerleans with them are not taxed. ‘We have practical frae trade In lead by means of the Custom house draw-backs, except that no Amerloan gots the benefit of it. Eyery pound of lead manufactured for sale in this country pays some public robber two centa, e — THE BEST WASHING COMPOUND of the day is undoubtedly PYLE'S PEARLINE. It cleanses the dirtlest and most elegant fabrle without Injury and with little labor, For sale by grocers, e DRINKING ON THE SLY, How Alleged Temperance FPeople Take Their Tod by Stealth, New York Telegram, “Oar bueiness does not come entiroly from people who drink, for a good per— centage of the money that goes into the tlll comes from those who are rupposed to be strictly temperance people,” sald JAMES |5 thsolutely Free from Opiates, Emetics and Poisons. an, Inflnenza, fng Cough, 10 prompily ress charges Pald, by sending one dotiar to TUE CHARLES A, OUFLER COMPANY, T T Y i more, Nary land, €, 8 A - METAL POISON, 1am o copporsmith by teade, and tho smafl par. ticles of brass and copper from filing get into ores on 8 and poisoned my whole system. — Mercury administered browght on rheumatism, and 1 becamo a helploss invalid. 1 took two dozen bottles of Switt's Specific My legs, nrma and hands are all right again. 1uso them without pain. My restoration Ja due bo s, . 8, Prrek F. Love, Jnn, b, 1885, Augista, Oa, Malarial Poison. Wo have used Switt's Specific in our famil antidote for malarial potson f and have nover Known it to f Sumpter county, Ga , Sopt. 11,1834, - Ulcers. 't years I sufforad with vlorrs on my s treated with Todide of Potassinm y plees. 8ix bottles of Swilt's Spectilo made a permanent cure. Feb. 28, 1 M. D. WiLso: Swift's Speolfic s entirely vogetable, lood and Skin Diseases malled free. Gaincsville, Ga, Treatise on the cashier In the bar-room of one of the large hotels that face Madlson Square. “How do they do it *Oh, Is easy enough for a man who wants his bitters to get them right here, even if he Is an avowed blue-ribbon man, There was a Boston clergyman _stopping here last week. Of course he does not drink— certalnly not! But every morning at breakfast, we eent Into the dining room prisoned on a similar offense. 1t is natural for him to steal. With bim it is a kind of mania. The experlence of seventeen years in various state prisons, has not in the least quieted hils klepto- maniac tendences. CRIMES ACROSS TRE CONTINENT. Vanacoy was born in the state of New York, and during the early part of his life was engaged In business. What his firat offense was lsnot known, but slnce that fall he has never been out of prison any length of time. The only care he seems to take I8 to see that his term of sentence is not too long. His first confinement was at Sing Sing and since that time he has been confined in the penitentiaries of various middle and western states. He was born a thief and will die a thief. He takes a pride in relating his experience inthe peniten- tlarlos of the different stases, detailing the different kinds ¢f punishments used in refractory cases,and giving his opinion 28 to which was the most efficacious. Vanecoy was dlscharged from _the Canon Clty penitentlary by Warden Hoyt onthe 20th inst. The term of his sen- tence, unier the good behavlor provision would have expired March 1, but owing to lll-conduct he has forty-two extra days to serve. He repeatedly sent notes to ‘Warden Hoyt to the effect that his time was out, and asked to be discharged. He asked for a new pair of boots, and made varlous appeals for those necessar- fes which are usually given a convlct when leaving the penlitentlary, but the warden steadily refused. APPEAL AT LAST GRANTED, Recently as Warden Hoyt was walking over the ground, accompanied by Sheriff Sweeney, of Larimer county, Vanscoy raised his finger, which signal meant that he deslred to speak. The warden, suc- mising the purpose of the proposed con- yersation, told him to get his coat and go to his cell, as he intended to discharge him, thereby roturning to him twenty-two deys of his good time. Vanscoy, much elated, left his work, and in the evening appeared before the warden in his new suit of clothes, the prison garb having been thrown aside. Warden Hoyt gave him the $10 allow- ance which every discharged prisoner re- celves. Vanecoy stood hesitatingly in the warden’s presence, and then ex- clalmed: “The 1st of March makes the seven- teenth year I have spent in varloas peni- tentlarles, and warden,” continued Vaus- coy, “I have but one favor to ask.” “'What is it?” was the Interrogatory reply of Warden Hoyt. “After I had finished my first term at Sing Sing, I concluded to make a tour of the penitentiaries, I managed to get into nearly all the leadiog ones east and then resolved on a trip west, Igot through Joliet and was arrested in Kansas for steallng a horse. But there fate was againet me, Thed— jary hungand the only thing left for me to do was to come to Colorado. Now, Warden, I am going to Utah, and you will confer & great favor If you will give a recommendation to the warden of the a_glass of eelizer lemonade for him, which he drank to ‘wake his stomach up,’ as he told his friends at the same table. One-quarter of that glass of lemonade was pure Holland gin, which, being white in color, could not be de- tected even by the person sittlng next to him. Yes, of course, wo knew .the gin was ia It, for he has been stopping at this hotel when In the clty forsome fifteen years, and thero was an understandivg reached between us a long while ago. “Then thers Is the wife of a naval officer of high ravk who always stops here while her husband 1s on one of his cruises. With dessert at dinner she has two small cups of very black coffee, and her frlends always speak of how much more animated and entertaining she is after dinner than before it. She be- comes then a really beautiful talker. The troe reason is _that there was a stiff pony of the best French brandy in each one of those little cups of black coffee.” “Now look there; watch that,” said said the speaker, stopping suddenly and nodding his head toward the door of the room, ‘‘now you'il have a practical 1llus- tration of what I say.” As he spoko thres gentlemen strolled in and walked up to the bar. Each one of them wore silk hats and large dla- mond solitaires {n thelr shirt frente, They each ordered drinks, two taking whisky and the third a bottle of gingor ale. “You keep it up hetter than I thought you could, Aleck,” eaid cne of the whisky drinkers to the third man as he came up to the cashier’s desk to pay the check. Blily would win inside of two weeks.” “I'm golng to win tha!bst and don’t you forget it,” eaid the third man com- placently. “There’s only a month- yet and then the tlme’s up.” ¢*The man who drank the ginger ale,” sald the cashier, when they had left the room, * isin the custom house, pretty near the head of it. He madea bet of $5,000 two months ago with one of the leaders of the county demecracy that he wouldn't drink a drop of anything for three months. Two or three times a day he comes in and takes & bottlo of Belfast ginger ale with some of his friends. The barkeeper over there will be;§500richer when the Custom house man wins the bet.” ‘‘Why,” asked tho reporter doubt- fully. “T'm blessed if 1 didn’t think |7, The Swivr Serorric Co , Drawer 8, Atlanta Ga,, or 150 W. 984 St., N. Y. DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 St. Charles 8., 8t. Louis, Mo. Arogular gradunte of two M, angaped I the specialtrea and e D longe ety pap ‘i w11 ol resrdonts know, D Lok, Nervous' Prosiration, Debility, Ments! sad Physical Weakness ; Morcurial and otn cx tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Polscacag, d Sores and Ul ind sron clentitio principles, Sarely, Private Diseases Arising from Indiscretion, Exci Exposure or Indulgence, which protuce some o Tollbwing eletta! Berfousness S0d defective m s, deblity, ai pies on the He Aversion to the society 'of fernnle R derin, s A Positive Written Guarantee 1 curable cascs, Mediclnes rent cve Pam N 2¢ribing above tu TR s ‘or GeEmans 4 b MARRIAGE GUIDE! a80s, in malo or’ fomal Tiustrated ta efoth an WL puriny (e RLOOD," 1V i DIES DR. E 1 TE u sufe and wpiexior., « only ad EVVARD _$50 D THE EQUAL OF “_LORILLARD'S LUG TQBACCO. “The Dime Cuta” i3t o a3 aiid as G P Wirth'&’ nf‘gf( 6, G0 & 98 WRULETVE, Culcage ‘hig brand is a bappy combination of fine, young crisp red, burly lorg fillor, with a DELICIOUS FLAVOR and it just meots tho taste of & largo number of chewers. Orders for “Plowshare” are cowlng in rapldly from a1l parts of the country, demonstrating how quickly the great army of chewers strike - good combiuatl co, both 88 to quality quantity. Messro Lorillard & Co. have exorcite littlo time and labor in _endeavoring to re ' ‘Don’t you ece,” said the cashier, in dlsgust, “tho barkeoper has & pecaliar box from which he takes those bottles of ginger ale. Each bottle in the box has been very carefully opened, 50 a8 not to destroy the tinfoll cspsule over the cork, and has been fixed with old rye whisky —one-quarter whisky, {hroe-quarters ginger ale. Do you *tumbla’ now?” “There was one old fellow, & retired merchant and a pillar of the Fifthavenue church, who stopped here last wnter, who always st his meals had a lemon sent to him in a small glass. One end of the lemon was nicely sliced off and the lemon wos carefully set up in the glass on the other end. He sucked the iutce from the lemon after he had done penitentiary of Utah territory.” The discharged convict knew that he would soon be inoarcerated in the peni- , and as he always tried to cond offense in the same state, his next intended reglon was Utah, recommendation would have beon of no avall, for although dlecharged March 20th, a day later he was arrested at Pueblo for the crime of larceny, and will doubtless recelve & new sentence. COMPLIMENTING THE WARDEN. Belng of a refractory dlspositlon, it re- cently became neceseary to inflict on Vanacoy some of the more severe rules ot prison life, He suggested to Warden Hoyt that his penalties were not eevere enough, and would recount how they drowned prisoners at Sing Siog, pad- dled them at Jackson and placed them in tubs of water at Columbus, Ohio, and then turned on an elertrlo battery. Re- cently Warden Hoyt made of anew scheme to punish pris nd found it neeestary to make Va cu{ one of the victims, About two weeks later the warden, on mteting Vanscoy, the latter eaid: “‘Warden, 1 want to spesk toyou a moment.” “Well, what Is it1" inquired the war- den, ““That punishment of yours beats them Vanscoy's departure from the peniten- tiary, like that of Charles Dickens’ old Langheimer, is only a temporary ab- seuce—a vacation e — A Point About Lead, Dispatches from Europe, which are | ian confirmed by statements from manufac- turing centers in the Eastern States, eating and everybody thought he took it to help hls digestlon, So he did, but the lemon was about half full of ‘the old stuff;’ 80 that he got a good ‘whisky sour’ every tlme. I could go on for an hour telling you of games like thess, It seemed to be a manla with a grest many people to hide the fact that they drank anything, and they will go to any amount of trouble to decelve thelr friends and acquaintancer, But we who are behind the scenes, as it were, know all abont ft. Ot course we never glve it away, for it Is wortha gcod deal of money to ue.” e — He Fonnd Out, Boston Evening Gazette. One day last week, when the englnes, were flylng down Washington street in response to an alarm of fire a man who was running wi pped by an eager citl- zen 1n quest of informatlon, who asked burriedly of him: ‘'What's a-fire?” to which the other angrilyreplied: ““What's afire! Why something in a state com- bustion, you fool! Lock at your dletion ry! TIMEKEN SBRING VEHICLES, XX 'The Sprin shorten according to the .I&h‘ 1h "'i' Equally well adapted to Foug| y roads ind fine drives of cities. Manufactur sold by Allleading Carriage Bullders and Do Acme of Perfection in Plowshare, ard scem to have done It. Besides the TRy cENT cuTs of Plowshare are Almost Donble in Size Which 3 a p who will find it give their customer Ask Your Dealer for Plnwshare Dealors supplied by Groneweg :ntgen, Council Bluffa, Peregoy & Mooro, w“ “ L. Kirscht & Co, £ # Stewart Dros, Paxton & Gallagher, O maha, McCord, Brady & Co , Omaha. For sale in Omaha by H, Yingling, 518 § 1 Henry Ditzan, ( Hemrcd & O LGeo Carisian, Kaufman Bros., 207 S 16th St, Kanfman Bros, 1009 Farnam St. Frank Arnold & Co,, 1418 Farpam St, August Plotz & Co..'1609 Douglas St. Geo, Heimrod, 613 N 16th St. Bergen & Smiley, N, W, Cor, 16th and Cum- ing Sta. Van Green Bros,, N, W, Cor, Division and Cuming Sts. Z. Stevens 913 N, 21at St. Woon's MAMMOTH MUSEUM-THEATER, (Formerly Academy of Music) 8, A, Duixsuace & Co., Cov.', H. Woon, = CRAND OPENINGC —OF THE Popular Family Resort Tuesday. April 7th, ’86. Fogasement Pxtraordinary of H. J. Mortimer’s Star Dramatic Co Tn the Romartic Play, THE "0GTOROON.” Chaoge of stage performance thiee times & week. PALACE MUSEUM Will contain Freaks of Natire and Ouriosi rom all parts of the world, being a ecien sud moral exhibition, Katire change ery week of curiosities, A Resort for Ladies, A Resort for Children 10cts ADMISSION 10cts Museum open from 1 p. m, to 11 p, m, Theater~Matinee daily, 2 p, m., aud night, 8p,m, OMAHA! A CROWING CITY The wemarkable growth of :Omaha during the last few years Is a matter of groat astonlshment to those who pay an occasfonal visit to this growing olty. The development of the Stook Yards—the necessity of the Belt Lins Road—the & finu}{ paved streeta—the hundreds of new , | reside: tance. | with the population of business blocks, ur olty more than doubled in the last five years. All this is & groat surprise to visitors and Ia the admiration of our oltixens. This rapld growth, the business activity, and the many sabstantial Improvements madc lively demand for Omaha real estate, and overy Investor har made s handsomo profit, Sinoe the Wall Street panlo May, with the subsequent ory of hard t!mos, there has been less demaud from speoulss tors, but a faly demand from Investors seoking homes. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices in bulld. Ing materlal and are secaring thielr homes at much less cost than will be posaible a year hence. Speoculators, too, ocan buy real evta’ » cheaper now and onght to take advant .« @ of present pricex fox futurs noes and w-tl{ 0! pro ta, The next few years promlises grestes divelopments In Omaha than the pavt fivy years, which have been as g [ wo oould reasonably desiro. New man. ufscturing establishments and largo job. - bing houses ara added almost weekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha, There are many in Omsha and throungh. but the State, who have their money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- tereat, which, i judiclously Invested In Omaha real estate, would bring thom much greater returns. We have man; bargaine which we are confident w bring the purchaser large profita in tho near foture. We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- pia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty i the western part of the city will increase 1n valna We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stoek Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. The v by the Stock Yards Company and > [ the railroads will certainly double the price in 4 short time. We also have some fine business lots and some elegant inside rosi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing to invest will ind rome good hargmrs by calling? [, REAL ESTATE S8ROKERS. 213, Bouth 14th 8t Bet veen Farnham and Douglas, P.B.—~We ask those who have property for sale at a bargain to give us a call- We will positively not handle prop erty at morathan its real value, We want only bargains [