Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, March 21, 1885, Page 2

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Clara Loniea Kellogg is singing in the country towns of New York, Miss Minnie Palmer began a farewell en- gagement in Chicago 1ast Monday, Herr Sonnenthal dotes on eanaries, Edwin Forrest's epecial detestation, Henry Trving and company are announced to appear at the lyceum, London, May 2, Miss Alice Lakey, of New York eity, so- prano. achieved great success in London on ueeday, Mre. J, B. Vincenr, will celebrato her fiftieth year on the stage at the Boston mu- seum April 25, William, Horace and Alice Dunning Lin gard propote to star jointly in this country next season, Mr. Daly has had much larger houses since the production of A Night Off” than he has over bef e enjoyed. Mr Modjeska will follow Mary Anderson 1 um, under Henry E. Buffalo Bill and his Wild West, together with the Indiana and cowboys, are to appear in London in May, Mme, ninia Borghi-Mamo, the prima donna, will make a bridal tour to this country :d:.ltr her marrisge with Signor Cuzzocrea next fall, Jobn T, Raymond originally eailed under tee name of Jobn Iy O'Brien, Mr, Raymond being descended from a long ling of Italian noblemen, Colonel McCaull has recured the rights to Strauss’ opera *Indigo,” and may bring it ont at Wallack’s at the cloce of the run of “The Black Husear,” Mr. Irving's present engsgement at the Star theater promises to bas the most profit- able that he has yet played in New York. The audiences this far have been very large. Mr, McKee Rankin has made a remarkable success in Calitornia, where he is at present playing with his co-operative company in the yarious dramas which he took out with him from the enst. Mr, William Emerson, the leading minstrel performer of this country, has already sailed for Australia from San Fraucisco with the company in connection with which he intends starring through the colonies, Patti says that, next to complimenting her voioe, nothing pleases her 8o much as to have her pretty feet admired, According to her own worde, Cinderella’s !1|Ep(‘ru would have been « full size too large for her, According to Chief Justice Daly, of N York, the first theater in this country wa opened on Decamber 6, 1762, with a perform* ance of ““The Recruiting officer.” his was eighteen years before Hallam's company, generally believed to be the first, came here, The common conncil of New York have at Jast resolved to pass an ordinance abolishing ticket speculating and limiting the sale of tickets to the theatre box-office, It is to be made & misdemennor to charge any adyance on the authorizad or published rates of prices for theatre ticket. Tt is a curious fact in connection with Gll- bert and Sullivan’s Japaneso opera which was produced in London last weak that the suits of armor, which are exact reproductions and perfoct examples of the fifteenth century. Japanese armor, are too smail to be worn by any Englishman, and yet are g0 heavy that none but athletes could carry them, Marie Rozo recently gave a_performance of ¢ Travators” at Burton.on-Trent, logland. She was a guest of Sir Arthur and Lady Bass, and the Bass ale brewery was the ecene of the operatic presentation, The large branding shed of the brewery was transformed into a theatra, the stage was erected on huge beer barrcls, and fresh scenry was painted, Little Linda Da Costa, aged 8, who is pre- vented by the New York society for the pre- vention of cruelty to children from appesring on tte stage, has & wonderful voice and tukes to singing a3 naturally as a duck takes to water, starting in_the morning when ehe arises and only ceasing when her jaws are em- ployed in masticting her food or when ex- hausted nature seoks repose. Says a New York paper: ““If all the thea- tres that aro projected and talked of be really built here New York will be more lavishly provided with play-houses than any city in tho world, Not less than eight are, contem plated at present, four of them of a model kind As we now have some thirty theatres of all sorts one might think that we were rly supplied. Three of the promised theatres seem likely to be buiit, and they will be of the fiest order. Me. Joo Jeffarson, the celebrated comedian fesling the gradual oncoming of bodily infirm ity inseparable from old age, will probably uo longer go on the stage after this year, ex- cept it be at eome extraordinary entertain- ment where his person might rise enthusiasm, With Joe Jefferson the name will die g0 far as great histronic talent goos, His sons are worthy young men of good business talents, but without the remotest historonic instinct in them, —— How Eaeily Things Go Wrong, ““Ales! how easily things go wron; A sigh too much or a kiss too long,” And a fathor's patience is quite worn ouf There's s hurriedstep and s watchfulghout And the dream of a youthful pairis o'er; A youth escapes through the oven door, With terror imprinted upon his face, And goes down tho street at a flying pace, With hat in hand and a dog in chass, The dog to the flying youth draws nigh; There's s savage growl and a piercing cry; as! how esily things go wrong;" Why did the lover stay o long? A panting youth at his mother’s door 1s vowing he'll go out to court no more; dog is returniog with visage grim, Drageing an ulster's tails with him, “Alas! how easily thivgs go wrong” When a lover foolishly tarries too long, “*And yet how easily thiogs o right”’ ‘When heleaves at adecenttime of night; He's wige who this in his memory logs; Fathers are futhers and dogs are dogs. —[Boston Conrier, —— SINGULARITIES, In Mexico there is a pedrified forest cover- ing 800 acres, In Thomss county, Georgia, a madstone was recently found, for which an offer of 8700 has been refused. It is egg-shaped and about the sizo of & walnut, A koot hole in the frame of an old house, erected about 1750, at Newington, Conn., hus been the home of a family of blue-birds for seventy-five yeare. A case is reported of an infant child born in Fayette county, Georgis, whose hands and arms were drawn through 8 common sewing thimble to the armpits or shoulders, A porpoise was fourd trozen in the ice st Jonesport, L. I, and cut out. The finny prize was bine feot in leogth, and when triod out yielded two quarts of head oil and five gallons of blubber. A stump recently dug up at Mount Pleas- ant, N. C., eaid to be only case on record of the petnfaction of palmetto, is exhibited at New Orleans, The grain of the wood is plain- ly marked, county, says a Macon there {s & pear troe eigh years old, which has not failed to bear of fruit in over eighty The tr set out by Stafford Davis in-1798, Buechi, the Berne anatomist, has made a brain model of gigantic size for an Awmerican museum, 1t is about four feet in height by two and & half in width, and shows the intri- cate mechanism of the brain in detail, Quinton, N. H., has a curlosity in the shape of & well which produces warm water, It is situated in & window-glass factory, and the supposition is that the water from the springs lo«m the well passes under the furnace and is thus heated. In & Trenton store window there is on ex- hibition revenue stamp of the $5,0%0 denom- ination. According to an inscription on the frame it is “'the largest and highest value ad- hesive stamp ever issued by any government in the world.” Tt size is 43x3} Inches. It is claimed by La Nature that the highest ad viaduct in the world is that of the Garabit bridge, Fravce. That remarkable structure is 1,800 feet long, and near the mid- dle of the great central arch the distance from the bad of the river to the rail is 418 feet. Mr. Walter Booth, of New Haven, has a colt which, baving been aunoyed by rats eat. ing from his mavger, has taken to watching journal, THE DAILY BEE---SATURDA Y, MARCH 21, 188 the hole from which they come, and will stand with his hoot ralsed till one of the rats comes out, and then strke it like lightning. It is further said that the colt learned the trick from a cat that had spent ite time watch- ing that particnlar hole, The pride of Norwalk, Conn., is Sammy, the 13-months—old son of Henry Tompkins, He weighed only ten pounds when three montha old; but had increased to forty in the following three months, and now tips the beam at seventy-five pounds, Tompkins and his wife are of medium size and weight, The boy has eighteen teeth and is very muscular, although he is yet nnable to walk, An Englishman is now traveliog throuch Barber coanty, Kansas, with ferrets, with which he is making money by killing prairie dogs. Hehas his pets in & wire cage, and, ing to & ranch where there are indic prairie dogs, he offers to clean out the dog ot DB el OTUH s T clean out from twenty to fity dogs before he tires out, orrather before he gets o full of the blood of his victims that he can’t work well. When ono is tired out a fresh one is put into service, and 80 on until the town is rid of doge. ——— King Faro, A teacher in a Sunday school Had taught her scholars, few, The truths which echolars ought to know, ‘Who read the bible through. But on the day herein set down A new one had come in, A little Iad, with keen, bright eyee, And innocent of sin, Tho teacher asked them all areund, Such queations she thought ‘Would fit their minde, and bring about The object which she sought. They knew of Adam and his sia, OF Paul and Peter, too, O Jacab, Joseph, David, Saul, And himm his brother sléw, And then the teacher asked her class T any one can tell Who Pharaoh was, “*Of course,” she said, “You know that very well,” Bat, strange to say, no hand arose, And silence, with a blow, Ha struck the class, and not a one The anawer seemed to know, At last the new boy's hand went up— “*Well, who was Pharaoh. lad?” The teacher smiled—the new hoy said, “Twas kit as bustea dad.” —[Merchant Traveler, PRI S s HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Galloon is weighty with beads and tinsel, Ladigs who advocate woman’s rights always take their tea stiaight. A dragoon’s helmet with a crest of flowers is among the coming bonnets, Orchids and yellow jasmine mako the fash- ionable hand bunch ot flowers at present, Large metal buttons, cut in fanciful figures, are much used on coats and jackets, A Hoboken lady has a_parrot that can eay, in a deep, bass voics, *Who's ‘ittle duckey i3 ou?” Bows of pale satin ribbons, with loog loops, are worn in the morning against dark wrappers, A dark green and gold embroidered bonnet is ornamented with a large cluster of Marshal Neil roses, The latest bonnet {)ihs for the bow in front are an inch aud a half long and represent tiny fowers in enamel. Velvet colars of any c ntnnd|n§ and turned down, ing to sll ages. Round waists will be ravived this summer, and corsets ace made to produce as long waisted an effect as possible, Plaids and stripes are inall materials, styles aund colors, Those formed of fine checks are espocially new and attractive. Florence Msrryat will eschew low-necked dresses now that she has broochitis from wearing one o her lecture tour, Double breasted jackets, fitting tightly over the hips, aud very rhort with basque backs, is a favorite cut for the eeason, Swell New York girls frequently go to church carrving flowers arranged in square masses to resemble prayer books, It must have been a hen-pecked husband who diecovered that ‘‘women are like thistles ~approached with fear, they sting.” _The strings of bonnets ar ofe velvet or satin ribbon, about an inch or aninch and a half wide, or of watered ribbon, two inches wide. “T marry that little fellow!” exclaimed Miss Mitinice. “‘Ne 1 would rather die than have him—that is, if I could get some- body else.” Silk or wool jersey, trimmed with velveteen colore, cuffs and watstcoats, will be worn with l)lnin velvet skirts and eurah sash drapery ined with surab, Sleeves still fit the arms snugly, and shoulder seaws are short, the top of the sleave bemng fitted over the shoulder and sewed in with o elight fallness at tha top, A Knoxville, Ill., young lady went to bed one night with & jug of Lot water at her feet, but woke up to tind the jug burst and her feet badly frozen, Large gilt bectles are sometimes placed on theslde of a bonnet, and a handsome pin is placed in the bow formed by the strings, m"lllliuh may be tied under the chin or at the side, Folds are used insfead of flounces t> trim dress skirts, and these folds frequently over— lap one the other, and extend from the bottom of the skirt almost to the waist, ‘While a Boston man was out walking with his girl sho pointed to a $10 puir of stockings aud sa Aiu't they pretty?” “Not there,” he said; *‘but I’ll buy them for you.” Amore European novelties aro_ patented umbrella stuffs, which are woven with woolen stripes at the places of folding the stuff, when ths umbrella is closed. Thus the breaking of the stuff is prevented, Fashion has decreed that large bustles shall be worn this spring. These, however, are not 80 objectionable as those worn a tew yeors ago. Thay are simply wiras placed in the back of the drese, Mourning goods are in grenadine and carmelite for thin materials, ~ These are in great varioty of checks and plaids, and also in Japanese crepe, whicn s very good ia its wearing qualities, or preferred, both are very becom- Ladies whe bang their hair are now in a fair way to find out just how much the fore- head-di¢figrer is worth. A Pitteburg woman lost her pet bimg by an _explosion of - natural gos and has sued for 8100 damages. Bead trimmiogs in all possible designs in the leading colors, but chiefly with pendants instead of the flat surface, are to be i all widths from the narrow edge 1o a cro. cheted skirt front nearly a yard in widch, Flowers evidently will take precedence of long plumes thisseason, Not that wings, breasts, clusters of tips, aud feather algrettes willtiot bo seen among flowers and other garn- iture, but floweas will be pre-eminently tash- ionable, ‘White and gold, and white and olive will bo combined for evening dresses in the com- ing season, and will be made with trains of more or less length, The waists will be either round and without sleeves, or with and elbow sleeves. ‘I see the papers bama with three arms,” v nue belle to her dearest chum., *'I wished he lived up here.,” “Wh said the dearest chum, “Just think what a bonanza he'd be to go & driving with,” It is reported jthat the “young ladies at a certain western college are taught how to make bread.” The precise name of the insti- tution is withheld, we presume for the fear of an immediate migration of would-be bene- dicts to settle in its neighborhood, The custom of placing a seal on letters is rapidly coming into vogue, An suthority on such matters says a seal of pink wax means vongratulation; one of black, confidence; of blue, love; of purple, friendship; of red, busi ness, and an invitation to a wedding or other festivity is sealed with white wax, Miss Sharp is making her first visit to Washington. Bhe wrote home to her-ownest chum the other day as follows: *'I think I must have got & cast iron digestion sincs 1've been here. Yesterday, would you believe, I visited the navy ysrd and lun hed on & mon. itor,” Oa her réturn bome she will probably dine on a Pullman “So you went to the party with Mis, El- berton, did you!" asked a wife of her husband, peak of a_m "sald & Madi Vos, a8 you were away 1 thought it wonld do no hnr{u, as Elberton asked me to, being detained at home and not wanting his wife to “Well, I don’t believe in nd _to anybody.” “‘Why se it i no good, aecording le, for a,man to be a I The old flower patterns in wall paper have gone entirely out of fashion. Delicate tints of a single color ave much used, and a novelty for country houses is n sort of finely mottle paper of several tones of the same color, the effect being that of one shade except upon close examination, Conventional patterns of one color on o lighter or darker shade of the same colored background are also used The most conspicuous feature at the first glance of the new goods for spring and _sum. mer now brought out is the quietness of the colors, The prevalling tomes are brown, fawns drabs, gresn, dark and Tight, and dark *blue. There are none of the loud effects of a few years back, The wool goods are divided into cles: Stripes, plaids and very rough ke and bourrette? finished” gocds, which are to be quite the non _plus ultra of elegance, The stripes are both broad and narrow and will be used lengthwise and cross wise and even transy e — The fourth century of the birth of Bu- genhagen, the associats of Luther, will be celobrated on the 25th of next June, A statute to him is to be erected at Wit- tenbery. e — Oounghs and Qolds. Those who are suffering from Cougbg, Colds, Sore Thbroat, eto,, should try BROwN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES, Sold only in box e — There sra about 60,000 more females than males in the cliy of Berlin, 'U'his fact 1s all the moro remarkiblo as there is a garrison ot acldiers in the city which numbers 19,000 men A CARD.—Toall who are suffering from e and indigestions of youth, nervous w decay, loss of 1, ete. 1 will e that will cure 2 OF CHARG! dy was discoyered by a missionary t America, Send eclf-addressed envelope to Ruy, serin I, INMAN Station D " New York. ———— STOP THAT OOUGH By using Dr, Frazier’s Throat and Lung Bal. sam—the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Hosrseness and Sore Throat, and all diseases of the throat and lungs, Do not neglect a cough, It may prove fatal. Scores and hundreds of grateful people owe their lives to Dr, Frazier't Throat and Lung Balsam, and no family will ever be without it after once using it, and discovering its marvelous power, It is put up in large family bottles and sold for the small price of 75 cents per bottle, Sold Kubp & Co. and 0. F. Goodman, It Depends. ‘Wall Street News. ““Who owns_this store, anyhow?’ he asked ot a St. Louls clothier with whom he had had a dispute about a coas. “*Vell; I vhas owner to day.” ““And who was yestarday?”’ “My vhife.” “And who will be to-morrow!” ¢Vhell, dot de- pends. You see, when peeaness vhas depressad I seels oudt to my vhife. If peoeness vhas good she sells back to mo, und if times vhas so-30 mybradder Moses ateps in for a few days.” “Well, you'd batterbura the durned thirg up: Soft- ly,my friends, softly.” Das was der peee- ness of my brudner Abraham, vhen he I 1ds a $300 mortgaze on §500 worth of Bitters, the world renowned invigorator. Used now over the whole civilized world, Try it, but beware of imitations, Ask your grocer or druggist for the penuine article,manufactured by Dr. J, G, B. Siegert & Sons, appetiz R The dismantling of the old Hollis strect church in Boston, to make wsy a theatre, does not convert sll the ma- terial to ungodly uwses. The {inscription slab and a memorfal window will be given to the Bostonian ssciety. The wooden tablets of the Lord’s prayer and Scrlp- taral quotations ¢o to a church at Atlanta, Ga., anda bust of Starr Kingand a Thaxter baptismal font to the new Hollis street church. Sive Bieath is most distreesing, not ouly to the per eon afflictad if he have any pride, but to those with whom he comes in contact. It iva delicate matter to spesk of, but it has Eulod not only fricnds bat lovers. Bad reath and catarrh are Inseparable. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst caees a8 thousands can testify. *I have no appetite,” complains many a sufferer. Hood’s Sarsaparilla gives an sppetite and enables the etomach to per- form lts duty. ———— Professor Boncher, consular agent of France, says thers are a number of wine growers In southera France who desire to emigrate to some place whera they can follow their avocation with greater pros- pects of profit than are possible in thefr present Lomes, and that Le has been au- thorlzed to visit various portions of our southern states and report to ihem the result, — e — Dur 's SaLan D i & Corn MEAT SAUS The finost mayonafss for meat, fish avd vegetable salads, and a superb table sauce, It far eurpastes any home made dreseing, Everybody likes it e —— 1t 18 sald that, though, since the paiss. iog of the education bill in 1870, in Eng land, board school had besn started ail over the counlry, instead of their taking the place of voluntary schools, they have glven an Impetus to them; for, whereas, m 1870 there were 7,800 voluntary schools In the country, there are now 14,- 500, with three and one-quarter millions of scholars, Domestic Economy, ““We must be very saving, dear, Hard times you kuow, mg love, aro hre, And we must very careful be Nor spend our money fast and free,” *+'Tis well, good wife, I'm glad to find You do not wish to run behind, But are inclined to put away A penny for a rainy day.” B"‘Ah, Hub, & hope the day "Il be fine, And’ filled with Springtime’s sunny wine, You koow I'm hoarding, bet upon it, A penny for an Easter tonnet, —Boston Budget, ——— IMPIETIES, The members of & Maryland church have requested the bishop to send it an ‘‘unmar- ried minister,” The request does pot state whether a bachelor or a widower is preferred, and the information is also lacking s to whether the majority of the congregation con- sists of men or women, or (to convict in a_western peniten- Do they treat you kindly. poor fellow? Well, I don't want to sir, but its hardly ten'to a Baptist min- ister every Bunday morning when be was born and brought up an Eplscopalian. A mivister in New York Oity made a vio- lent attack upon skating riks a few even ings ago. ‘‘My heart was sick and my ear was pained when 1 heard that & church had apart a big room for a roller skating rink to help pay the salary of its pastor, I throught that the church thould be called *The Church of the Holy Rink,” The. sec of Mr, Spurgeon's Sunday school lately made the following highly orig- inal suggestion: ‘It would baa very good thiog if the seripture texts given to the in fants were to be printed upon lozenges in stead of upon the little bits of pasteboard as st present, for not only would the gifts be more bighly valued, bit it might be truly {ow eweet are thy words uoto my PPERMINT DROPS, One swallow makes ene apring, f the drink is doctored with ceyenne pepper. ““Tts hard to Iny aside anything for the fu ture,” cackled the hen as the farmer removed her Intest effort. ‘Cloave to mo," sho murmered to her eecort at the opera. And as soon as the curtain fell he clove. There is no truth in the report that St, Louis girls use flat cars for roller skates, The cars are too small, The Scotch soldiers in the Soudsn find & peculiar_appropristeress in the bag pipe straing of *“Ths Camels are Coming.’ “Pat, have prairios in Ireland like we have in I “To be shure we have. Didu't yez ivor hear of Tipporary An outlay of § olothe_a whole family in Porto Rico for one year. It is a kind of Washington ball all the year round, Komaroff is the name of the Russian _gen- eral in command in Afghanistan, Kom- around would seem to be a little nearer the mark, he man who some months ago “bunkoed” member of the Massachusetts Adams family is dond, He never recovered from the cold he caught at that time, A Brooklyn clergyman may soon be sold in_skatiog rinks and then “the result will be disastrous.” We should sy s0. It is hard enough for a sober man to stand up, Some poople imagine that becausa a man is a plomber he is necessarily o swindlor, This is all wrong and is not true. A plumber may he perfectly honost—before he learns the bus- inese, “Look hero, Mr, Consumer, every time I go to your house to read your gasmeter, that infernal:dog of yours pitches at me.” *Yes, he's a capital watch dog, Sagacious, too. Knows a robber at first sivht every time. A Miesonri farmer refused to look ata sample sewing machine recently, a3 ho alwaya “sowed wheat by hand.” He is related to the man who did not _want a_threshing ma- chine on his farm, “‘For,” said he, “‘give me aharness:tug _or a barrel-stave, and 1 can ys that liquors | make my family toe the mark according to law and scripter,”— [1xchange, One of the boarders at « New London hos- telry, while at dioner to-day, attempted to enliven the table by recounting an anecdote. Commencing, he said: "I struck a Indy with the rheumaticm, this morning—" *The man ought to be hanged who would strike a lady with the rheamatism,” interrupted a voice from the other side of the table. - The person who had the story to tell looked around, be- came confused, and collapsed. A Washington hotel keeper was boasting of the amount of money he had made durjng the inauguration week, ~‘‘What de you think of that?” he said, turning to a stranger, The stranger lifted his shoulders, but made no re- ply. “Don't you think that's doiog pretty well?” persisted the hotel man, ‘My wife's runnin’ a boardin house in Orleans,” said the stranger senteniousl and the the Washington man was silent, Temperance Item—Col. Josiah Eldridge's ed servant met another colored lady on enne. The former had semething “How am in® Jldridge’s foll gwinter quit.” “‘What’s de matter? ter run a dozen times a day foah beer, and 1 has ter go ter different saloons, and fotch beer home under m. ron, so folks can't see it.” ““Why don’s £ to ter de same saloon in- sted ob runnin’ all ober town ter differont saloone?” “Kekase if I gets all dat beer outer de same saloon, folks might say Kurnel Eldridge am not a temperance man, and ha am de boss ob de Sons of Temperance in dis heah town,—[ Texas Siftings. - —— - Mrs. Kate Shults, Mt. Washington, Maryland, states she could not cure frost- bites until she fivally tried St. Jacobs 011, and has not bean troubled with them sinca. on v —— Nocturne in B Flat. Ob, the lady eho puts on the roller skates ! Over the fence 13 out! And 1nto the mazy her way she takes, Eddying here and about. Oh, but she shone in waltz and reel! Oh, but she slung & dizzy heel! OB ! but you'd onght to heard her squeal — Over the fence s out, TSECOND STANZA IN A MINOR. ] Quivered and rattled the chandelier, Lather the arnica on Ah, but the slivers were sharp and sere! Where has the doctor gone? Ab, but her joyous race was run; Tire the bright night had scarce begu Not for a week cum she have some fun— Lather the arnica on! [Robert J. Burdette, Our National Sine, There are a good msny of them, One of the principal ones Is gluttony. Another ls, eating faet. The result of both is dyspepsia, By taking Brown's Tron Bitters dyspepsfa gets knocked out. Mr. A. Eckenwaltcr, 308 Poppleton St., Baltimore, suffered twelve years from dyspepela; after (rying in vain maay dif- ferent kinds of medlcine was cured by Brown’s Iron Bitters. He writes, I to-day enjoy better health than I have for years,” —— NUBIALITIES, girls must be In some regions of Africa are allowed to six feet high before they marry, A kouthern woman boasts taat she has still in use a rolling-pin bought when she was mar- ried, Gl years ago, Her husband has evi dently behaved himeelf, Princess Beatrico has accepted the bridal music composed for her approaching marciage, but her mother has not yet accepted the in’ vitation to be present when it is played, The engagement of Mr, Sidney Dillo Ripley, & member of the Rockaway Kennel Club, and a gentleman well known in the humting field, to Miss May Hyde, been recently an- nourced. An Aroostook county (Me,) woman shakes off the incubus of & worthlers spouse by ad vertising that whereas her husband has left her bed and board, she warns all persons not to trust him on her account, a3 ehe will pay no bill of his contracting. The prisoners in the county jail at Council Bluffs, Ia.. have an orchestr ing a flute, another a violin, another a mouth organ and still another a bavjo, The sherifi has the musical name of Guitfar, Therois an omin- ous silence as to the effect of the other prison- ers,—[ Boston Globe, The marrlage engagement of Miss Mary Woolsey, daughter of _ex-President Woolsey, of Yale college, and Alfred I, Bacon, son of the late Dr, Leonard Bacon, is announced, Mr, Bacon is secretary of the New England Live Stock company, and lives at Greeley, One of the longest courtships on record was happily termiuated with a marrisge at Harrisoaville, N, vy n few ays ago, the par i Hiram 'J, Cheeseman, of that Miss Eve M, Thomas, of Clayton, 'he couple had been *keeping company” con: tinuously for twenty-eight years, Romantic lovers of late seem to prefer that some pecullarity—a marriage remembrance, 88 it were—shall uttach to the important mo- ment when their lives and fortunrs become united for better or worse. At San Sabra Texas, the other day a couple were marrie on the street, sitting in a buggy, the bride- groom armed with a rifle and the bride with arevolver, They feared the bride's relutives, Dr. Willism A, Ruddack, who died recent ly iu Penvsylvama, had, duriog the last yeors of his life, bean made miserable by the delusion that thirteen women were after him with matrimonial intentions, One of them he said, wanted him to marry her and feed her on' peacock's brains and diamonds, The Doctor once thought of purchasing a large farm and stockivg it with his baker's dozen of admirers. One of his latest vagaries was to put_on his clothes in an eczentric fashion sticking his arms in the lege of his trousors and wearing his socks on his hands, e Genersl Chase of IKhode Island, siys 1 always keep Hunt's Remsdy in my house, it prevents headache anh kidney troubles, We depart from our usual practice and racommend Hunt's Remedy as a sure cure for all kidney dlseaccs,—Medical Ga- zolle., BERMaN REMEDY FOR PFPAIIN. URE & Rhcumnllsm,cNour:fiqia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, ou, A. VOGELER CO. SLER & CO) Baltimore, M., HOPE A 'a Specific has cured my cancer, which wne verybad, 1 am now in fine healt Have gained 25 pounda since Specific CANCER FOR MANY YEARS.—A servant has beon affiicted for many years with & cancer _on her nese, which ressted all sorts of treatment. entirely by Swift's Spocific. Joux Hiut, Thomson, Ga, ung man near this town had an oating cancer o his faco whic stroyed hisnose and was eating toward h last resort 1 put him on Switt's §) cured him sound and we M. . CRUMLRY, M. D., Oglethorp 1 hauo scen remarkablo results from the use of Swift's 3pecifls In cance It has cured several cases undor my own cyes Rrv. J, H. CavrexLy, Columbus, Ga, Svift's Specific 18 entirely vege!able, aud soewns to cure cancers by forcing out the impurities from the locd. free Tix.SwirtSrrciriciCo., Drawer 3, Atlanta,Ga , or 160 W. 234 St., New York. T M Chronied Nervous Diseases. - i Quiok, Mure Care serd guarantos given [Retaviisned 1001) SFEUS, B e e o kone B Send twostamps for Celebrated Medical Works, Address, Fo D. CLARKE, T, L.y 156 Soutl Clark Street, Ciicaco, It NEBHASAEA LANU ABENG) 0. F. DAVIS & 00, [(Svocessors 70 DAvis & SNYDER, GENERAL DEALEES IN REAL HLATE 1605 FARNAM STREET. . . OMAHA, Have for sale 200,000 acres carctully sclected landa In Eastern Nebraska, at low price wnd on easy terme Tmproved farms for sale in Platte, Burt, Cuming, Sarp, Saunders, and Batler countios, Taxes paid In all parts of the state. Money loaved on tmproved farms, Notary Publio always in offio. DOCTOR WHITTIER i o 8t. Louia ouglas, Dodge, Colfax, Washington, Merrick, Correspondence iy papers i iton Nervous. Prosiration, Debillty, Mente! end Physical Weakness ; Morcurial and otnor Aifec. Hions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Pofe catay, old Sores and Ulce Diseases Arising from Indisc Exposure or Iadulgence, whick ¥ & Tallowing ¢ A d defective memory, pim, Wl 5 Guarantee curablo cases, Mediclnes rent o English or Germe, 64 pag dlseases, in male or' fomale, bt o Tahuiitee e Iotereit ol Healls, Boabis 2”600k ‘o areat Hagoiness wr - rrowerd by i w3vis, REPRESENTS) Phonlx Insurance Co., London, Cath Assots, Wostchester,N. Y., Capital TheMerchants of Newark, N, J., Capital Glrard Firo, Philadelphia,Capltal § Woman's Fund_Cavital e Imported Beer A& BOTTLES, Brlonger,.ees eeesssssees Bavaria, Gulmbwl'wr, . Pilener..oe.ee Kaifer.eessens-s DOMESTIC. Budwerser.. e veeeiess..8t, Louis. Anhauser.... e - 3t. Louis, Best's. .. o 0ees Milwauker. Bchlitz-Pilsner. . .. .Milwaukee, Krug's sesre ..Omaha, Ale, Porter, Domestic and Rhine Wine, ¥D. MAURER, 1218 Karnam St. a FINE LINE OF g WODDRRIDGE BROS, THE ONLY EXOLUB\VE WIS Tt IN OMAHA NEB, Treatlsoon Blood and Skin Discases manled [ P! OMAH A! A CROWN CITY (IThe remarkable growth of Omaha daring tho Inst fow yoars Is » matter of groat natonishment to those who pay an oocaslonal vislt to this growing oity. The development of the Stoev Yards—tho neosssity of tho Belt Lins Road—the finely paved stroets—the hundreds of now rosidenocs and costly business blocks, with the population of our olty more than doubled In the last five years. All this isn {rnl surprise to vialtors and ls the dmlration of our cltisens. This rapid growth, the business sctivity, and the many substantial lmprovemonts made lively demand for Omaha roal estate, and eveg Investor has mado a handsome rofit, Sinoe the Wall Streat pants with the subsequent ory of hard tim there has been less domaud from specala« tors, but a falr demand from Investors secking homes. This latter olass are taking advantage of low prices in bulld. Ing materlal and are securing thelr homes at much less cost than will be possible » year hence. Speculators, too, can buy real esta’ 8 cheaper now and onght to take advant e of present pricos for future pro ts. The next few years promises grestes d:velopments In Omaha than the 1] fivs years, which have been as good as wo oould reasonably desire. New man- afacturing establishments and large job. bing houses ars added almost weekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha, There are many in Omaha and throngh. but the State, who have thei money In the banks drawing a nominal rate of In« terest, which, {f judiclously invested In Omaha real estate, would bring them much groater veturne. We have many bargains which wo ere confident will bring tho purchaser large profita in the near futare, May, ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city, North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue, 1 7th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the leading streeta in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made accessible €ome of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty 1n the western part of the city will increase 1n valne We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the sonth part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double the price in ashort tine. We also have some fine business lota and some elegant inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing to mvest will ind sOme good buygane by calling1 bedlond, Shuer | & D, REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 Bouth 14th St, Bet veen Farnham and Douglas, P.8.—~We nsk those who have property for sale at a bargain to give us & call- 'We want only bargains We will positively not handle prop erty &t more than its real value.