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Jeuny Adhitect, Chieago. jauldelm Hew Woodwork! New Attachments Warranted 5 Years. S8ULD ON EASY PAYMENTS, Rung Uomeste E J. LoveJor, Agent, for maba, A Lenten Lyric. She trips no more With light foot o'er The ball-room floos Bat daily wears A look austere, And says her prayers, For Lent is here, She puts away Her fine arrs Till Enster-Day. No more filrtation, But contemplation, Self-abnegation, And fervent piety, To maids becoming, And for variety, A little “alumming.” ‘With this to cheer her On her way, As she draws nearer Easter.Day, This plessant thought To cheer her heart, When'er her mind dwells on it; On Laster-Day She'll come out gay And wear a daisy bonnet. Bosten Courier, ——————— HONEY IFOR THE LADIES, Bows of satin ribbon with lcng streamers are worn on the left shoulder, Some of the newly-itroduced jackets are cut with postilion backs, Furriers use 1,250,000 cat skins annually in this country, and 350,090 skunk skins, A French womsn has invented a bonnet trimmed with asses’ ears, E pluribus unum, How long does a widow mourn_for her hus. gnn\j 7 She mourns for a second.—[Chicago un, Birde of all kinds are more fachionable than h-nl":'un, and as many as five or six appear on one Small gilt pins placed closely together around the velvet binding of a bornet have a pretty effect, New belt-clasps are made of bronz plaques, with old Roman heads in relief, in gold or hammered eilver. A widow in Itdia burns he:self for her hus- band, In America she miarries another and gives him a roasting. “That's a little off color,” said the swain as he wiped the paint from his lips after hekissed his sweetheart’s cheek, ‘Women, as a rule, live longer than men, The psyiog for bonnets is much more fatal than the wearing of them, Cain evidently hated th e society flirts of early times as he i3 credited with killing a belle,—[Waterloo Observer, “Youdidn't talk to me that way before we were married,” she cried, “'I know it,” lisped zae husband, “‘but I had all my front teeth then.” Ziouave A benedict says that a small, soft, dainty bhand looka very pretty on 'a woman, but money quickly slips through its nerveless fingers, When a dealer in_hosiery fails ho socks his creditors,—Oil City Blizzard, He's garterdo it to save his stock in trade,—[Merchant Traveler, The favorite practical dress of light weight for cool summer_days is unquestionably the foulards—sometimes called Chinn orape, again India silk. Finished kid gloves with buttons are pre- ferred for little gicls under ton, Whnen older than that they wear the undreesed mousque- taire gloves. A man*who has lately gone to housekeep- ing has discovered that'a woman never feels that she has too many thumb-nails until she is tackiog down a carpet, “'Charles Egbert Craddock,” a well-known contributor 1o periodicals, turns out to be a " | oung married Mufrees, much to the aston- ishment of Boston literary circles, The spring hat for ladies is four stories high and is called the Buckingham. If it is to be worn at the theater we say: “‘Off with its head! Somuch for Buckingham,” Very handsome oollars to revive the ap- Raranco of the wool dress can be Improvised, he collar is of velvet, either correspending o contrastiog in color with the dress, Quaint little patterns in the old fashioned delaine have groups of flowers in pale pinks or Chinese blue arabesque, and are sold for dress purposes or for robes de chambres. A new orapecloth has been brought out for widows' second mourning which really wears well, It is all woo!, though here- toforo thoro has been a cotton warf 1n_ such abrics, “Biscnit sociables have come in: did_yon know it?” “No, but why are ghey so_eallons: “Probably becatse thyoung tnes wonierecke 2 move to go home until aomsthing sies Femme the ycast,” Copper color is much liked, and clusters of berries of that tint, with leaves in the man peculiar shades of green now in vogue, mixe with delicate ferns, form an attractive trim- ming for hata, Painted laces are among the newest novel- ties, and the idea i3 said to have come from the exertion of some foreign ladics who have baen obliged to supplement their mcome by their own handiwork., 4 Short mantles will ke 4§ 5hort mant] worn_this_epring, the same material as the suit, or of velvet or light cloth, They are cut short in the back, with quare or pointed ends in front and are trimmed with lace and passementerie, ““If man wants to own the carth, what does woman want?” inquired Mr, Grap of his be- ter half, after a littlo family matinee, a fow days ago. “Well, my dear,” responded that lady in a gentle, smothering tone, *to own the man, I suppose.” . Dezided pokes, high-crowned Eng ish walk- iog hats with flat, narrow ‘brim, and high pointed crowns with rolled brims are the most fushlonablo hat shapos for young ladics, while in bonnets, the fruncass, po rolled brims are in favor, | Dgke: & Liast year's silk or cashmere drees can easily be freshened up by the addition of velvet col. lars and cuffs, angora (wool) ‘lace for the eashmere, and a gauzo or lace tichu bust drapery or some addi- tional jet or bead trimming for the silks, Wife - Did you know that you wrapped the bed clothes round you every gi‘;ht anj) lf:lc g:le to freeze? Husband—No, my love, T did not; but 1 don's see how you can be cold, for I am warm enough, aud ‘you koow man and wife are one, Those ladies who cannot or will mot wvear the high coiffure, with the hair drawn up from the naps of .the neck, .comprom- ise ‘!):y woaring high or, c})mvimluuu back- combs and side-combs, and for eveni these must be jeweled, ik o J ble for a young macried lady| iis of deap garnet stzaw, faced with cream. colored velvet, over which is a fall of coffee] lace, held down by dark-red beads, Crimson velvet mingled with ,2offes lace trius the! crown, and fawn birds, touched with scarlet, | form & bandsome ornsicent at the side. Among modern toilet inventions are atri of felt, highly perfumed, which are in&endg; to be worn incide the drecs bodics, Itw pres- «ence s sunposed to obviate soms of the un. | gluulnt effects which dancing some times ings about. The odor is that of frangipani | ~-a perfume which many pecple detest, Fashionable wife~Did you notice, dear, at/ the party last evening, how grandly our d“fi ter Clara swept into the room, Hus- baad (with & grunt) —0, yes, Clara can sweep into -“room fllnndly enouzhl\dbut when it comes to sweeping.sut a room isn’c there. —New ¥ark Bun, In fabrics for spring costumag, the styles thus far shown are quite the oppowice of many of the pronounced fashions of several & asons past, Fine patterned materials are sent out. showivg tiny plaids, hair-liged tejues, and minute dots and other unall figures in silk, wool, or chentlle, Throat bows are coming into voeue again, Not only are the plaided surah and moyenage stamine bows aud scarfs (spoken of before) worn with moruiog wrappees, but jaunty, cockade roeettes, and close bushy bows of biight colored velvet or tausy ribbon, are wora «n the front of the coreage with dark drossen. The dressshirt is a thing of beanty and & joy forever; the one glorified article of linen which has escaped the severity of the fines upon whick modern mao's toilet is built, It may enhance ¢he pleasura of the proud wear ers of full dreas §0 know that the women who make dress-shirts receive 65 cents per dozen for their work, The wmost stylish goods ia novelties for A little ornamentation in | § THE DAILY BEE--SATURDAY, MARCH 14, 1885, lower skirts and vests have brocaded desij in woolen goods, the fignre woven 80 A to stand a little out from the main ground, pro ducing a cropped, wooly effect, which is vy rich, In white thess goods suggests Turkis towelling, aud makes effective skirts with plain soft goods to match for waist and un derdrees, Bilk handkerchiefs of bright colors are much nsed, not only for hat trimminge, but for mak- ing pretty sfternoon aprons, The handker. chiof is not cut, but is sewed to a ribbon matehing it in color, aa far in frontas at the sides, The ribbon Is tied at the side in full loops and bows, “I declare, I'll never go to the matines again!” swid Mrs, Skidmore, tearing off her sealskin indignantly. ' Wasn't the play good? nsked her husband, “Oh, good enough, I suppote, but that horrible, stuck-up Mrs, Guffey sat just below me with such an ex- pemeive bonnet on that I couldn't hear a word,” liny sachets of orris root and velvet pow- der, if laid among the articles of dress in the wardrobe and inside the muff or wrap when not in use, are far more agreeable than any sudden shower or dash of the extract used for the time being. Bunches of matural violets, after they have become a little faded, if Jleft to dry for a little time and then placed in the wardrobe, impart a faint but delicious odor of the flower for a long time after the blossoms themeelyes are scentless and dead. A very bandscme dress worn recently by a New Yoik lady is of the palest lavender siik, combined with dark velvet and oriental lace, The front has side panel of the velvet and is rufiled tothe waist in fl unces of oriental lace. The back has a full train of the silk, edged with a slight puffing of velvet, above which falls clusters of ribbon of a 'delicate violet shade, The neck is pointed in a V and a fall of violet tulle crosses the shoulders and fasten at the waist by a bow of the velvet, caught by a Rhine-stone buckle. o The shapes of bonnets and hats as thus far displayed in Parisian patterns and other im- ported models are almost without exception neat, trim, and etylish, Black, brown, and brown with a tingé of red in it, abound among the new straws in Milan braid, Dunstable, and satin braid. Some of the new fancy strawa are mingled with fine silver or gold cord, thus imparting o gay appearance to the sombre brown or black bonmet, The fishwife poke, the modified Hubbard bonnet, the graceful pypsy shaps, and the capote of per- ennial popularity, all reappear among the pop- ular spring models, ————— Grant, the Hero, Dying? ‘What is this sad rumor flying? Grant, the sturdy soldier, dying? Grant, the grim, yet glorious Mare, Savior of the stripes and stars— Grant, the warrior, dying? Grant, whose cool, intrepid bearing Stimulated doeds of daring Tn the hottest of the ficld, ‘And whose cry was: “Never yield "— Grant, ucconquered, dylng? Grant, whose many faults are hiddon ’Neath the cloak that weaves unbidden— Royal robe of purple dye— In the loom of memory— 4 Grant, the hero, dying? Ah! °Tis worth nation's sighing! On Truth's wings the rumor’s flyiog, Softly, friend! & hero falls When'the unwelcome angel calls. Grant, at work,is dying. —[Columbus (0.) Dispatch. ——— MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, . Sarah Bernhardt gets $300 a day for act- ing. Frau Materoa gets $12,00) amonth for her singing. Suppe has finished another operette—The Twins,”§ Fritz §Emmet is Pittsburg. idwin Booth denies that he contemplates retiring from the stage, . Germany ana Austria together boast as many as ninety epecial opera houses, The twentieth anniversary of Tony Pastor’s stage management is to be celebrated in New York on the 22d. The Symphony and Oratorio societies of New York have projected a monument n Woodlawn cemetery to the late Dr, Dam- rosch. Some weeks ago a Parisian mansger adver- tised for 100 virgins to appear in Lecoq’s oYerA‘uf that name, but to date only two ap- plications are recorded. Helen Vincent, an American actress in Lon- don, has sued Wilson Barrett, the actor, for damages for betrayal and breach of contract, and compromised for $7,500 The Chicago Operatic festival will begin on April 6 with a performance of “Semiramide” with Madame Patti, Madame Scalchi and Signor de Pasqualis in the cast, The gygsy violinist and composer Racz Pali died at Pesth on January 30, He had four wives and thirty-four children. His funeral wes attended by fully 10,000 people.; ‘Miss Annie Clarke, who Is supporting Ed- win Booth, is five feet ten inches in height, and portly in proportion, while Booth is two inches less in length, and relatively emaller yetia breadth, It is now certain that Mr, Mapleson's two weeks’ stay in San Francisco will be pro- longed, but (whether the company’s sojourn willextend over an additional week or an ad- ditional fortnight has not yet been decided. Mr. Daly’s newest piace, called *'A Night Off,” has made altogether the greatest success known in connection with his present theatre, The house has been overcrowded at every performance since the opening night. Probably the hardest ‘‘assignment”’ a repor- ter ever got was the one given to a western newspaper man, who was told to go to the theatre and write up three-quarters of 2 col- umn about Mlle, Aimee's stage costume, Mra, Langry 'wears a No, 83 boot; Mrs George S, Knight wears a No, 1; Mme, Nils. son a 343 Mrs, McKee Rankin a No, 2; Ma; ie Mitchell a No. 3; Annie Pixley a . 13; llen Terry a No. 3, and Lillian Ruesell o in on asylum near No, 3% Patti wept, they say, when she eang “‘Home, Sweet Home” in_St. Louis the other night. The Norristown Herald suggests that probably she was singing for 75 per cent of the house receipts and just discovered for the first time that there was not that much money in it. A sing'e performance of the drsmatization of Mark Twaln's *“Tom Bawyer” will be given at the British Lion Concert Garden, London, simultaneously with its first production it America, to protect the British copyright, It will be produced here at the Bijou opers house, with Miss Mollie Ravel us Tom. Tor thé present, however, Mr. Dixey as Adonls ocou. pies the stage of the Bijou, During the recent German opera season at the Metropolitan, New York, the “Hugue- Bote” ¢y 5,200 o place on. the stage. and drew 89,35, ita largest house, at & matinee. “Die Walkure” cost 84,200, whilo —the “Prophet,” with 38 people, equired only 88,200, The largest roccipts were realized on the opening night with “Tannbauser,” the rotuens footing 84,083, ihough the seata exclualve of the stockbolders’ box will only realize §3,000, Tickets for the opera are being hawked round town In the manoner of the Chinese vegetable peddler. Wagous with the legend *Opora tickets for sale” on a large board paes along the streets, It must be humiliating for greav artists like Patti, Gisanini Emma Ne- vada, Scalchi and Fursch-Madi to they pass along the street the cr your front seats for the opera! ‘Ilse’'s your tickets to 'ear the ereat hartiste, " cte, “We pity Patti. —/San Francisco Post, New York is threatened with at least half & dozen new theators, First of all there ix Mr, Lawrence Barrett, who intends to erect one. Toen Mr, A, M. Palmer is credited with wishing to build another. Mr, Daniel Froh man is also s1id to be possessed of the same de- sire, Mr. Neil Burgess expests ¢o build a house for such plays as he has made (amiliar to the public. Mr. Bartley Campbell hay de- clared his ambition to open a theater, too, Mr, Townsand Percy is eatisfied that o new burlesque thester wouwld meat with sucoess. Mr, Martin is at work on the construstion of anew theater to supply the place of the Windsor theater, on the Bowery, which was destroyed by fire, and the Kiralfy Brothers beve determined to build a theater on the plaa of the Eden theaterin Paris, — PEPPERMINT DROPS, —— Russain eleighers have taken to hans, cacrying afghans, limney sweeps prefer to This smutch mnvboluld in their favor, Yeeult Dudley threatens to lecture when relessed, What will O'Donovan Dhu then? Tt 14 not the change of reane that cures o many traveling invalid, 1t is absence from the doctor, King Kalaksus talks of building s roller- skating rink, He does not get exercise enough by only wearing a straw hat, Why is it dangerons to be out in spring? Because the grass has blades, the flowers pis- tils, the leaves shoot and the bullrushes out. The favorite flower of the democratic dffice seeker is the forget-menot.—Ex. Itmay be, but if heconlda's see anemone in it he wouldn'c seck the office, Queen Olga of Greece is said to be the most beautiful woman now on a throne. ‘“‘Bally for the O’ gals,” shouta the enthusiastic ed.tor of the St, Pan] Herald, A Cleveland widow recently cowhided a young man who refused to marry her on the day appointed, She was merciful. She might have married bim.— [ Puck. “Ah! I'm glad to eee you on your feet again, " as the chiropodist, remasked to tho resurrected corn on the pedestal of bis revular customer.—[Boston Transcript, Lord Wolseley has 1nvested the Mudir of Dongola with the Order of St. Michael and St. George, By the way, general, *‘does your Mudie kiow your route?”[Norristown Iler- ald. The Prince of Wales should visit the Mahdi after ho has recovered from his proposed trip in Ireland. He never will know how many {rlonds ho has until e finds out. - (Hartford Post, The face of the railroad restaurant man in Washington weats a broad-gauge grin, He disposod of his entire stock of rubber sand- wiches, eome of which he had made when Jackson waa inaugurated, ““There,” exclaimed Blobson, pointing to a tramp who waa attempting to leave the prem ises with a large doe attached to his trousers, “there is what I call a good example of a con- tested seat.”—[ Burlington Free P'ress. **Did the murderer make any confession?” asked the city editor of the execution rEFm‘- ier, Not & word,” **Was he resigned to his fate?” “He appeared to be at ficst, but toward the last he did considerable kicking.” “My dear,” aid Mra, Smith at the break- fast table, ‘why is this Mahdi called ‘I “Oh,” replied Mr. Smith, a8 he took three more buckwheats, * that's a mere abbreviation, you know—the English habit of dropping the b'a,” Tt was just a little suggestive for an editor who had lost a servant girl by reason of her starting up herself iostead of the fire by ans of kerosene to end the obituary with, 2 has gone, we trust, where fires are no more,”’ The portraits of Mark Twain and George W. Cable are now appearing in the amuse- ment columus of the newspapers in clese prox- imity to the three-legged man, the bearded woman, the dog-faced boy an other *‘freaks,” And this is fame! A German on n steamer returming to the Iand of his birth informed another passenger: ““America is der best country in der vorld, 1 haf lived der more as_ den years, und failed vive dimes, und seven dimes burnt out. Now 1'goes home to lif mit & fortune und my fam- ily.—[New York Tribune. The Utica duda who carries a_hollow cane went into a drug store recently to have it filled with a weak decoction of cardaman wa- ter. By mistake the clerk filled it with the rineings of hot aoda glasses. The victim of this ead blunder was carried home ina beast- Jy state of intoxication, —— Chester A, Arthur, Farewell, Thy stewardship is done— A stewardship in strife begun, Amid a nation’s tears, Amid & nation’s doubts and fears That only wisdom could dispel. Farewell, Farewell, The trust in blood bequeathed In tranquil peace to-duy is wreathed, To-day thou layest down A noble patriot’s well-earned crown. While grateful tongues thy praises tell, Farewell. Farewell, *Tia not on hist'ry’s page Thow'lt find thy dearest heritage, But on the faithful scroll Where all the motives of the eoul Are truly written, Fare thee well, Farewell, ~[Chicago News, —— SINGULARITIES, 3 Hon, T, I. Dawes has presented to the his- torical scclety of Montana a souvenir of con- tiderahle interest in the shape of a medal pre- sented by President Van Buren to the Crow Indians 1 1837, A little strip of sidewalk about five feet wide in front of the United States court house in Boston is constantly the refuge of atrent reddlers of bouquets who wish to evade the payment of tha licenss fee which the city A veritable hop o’ my thumb is reported— an infant child born in Fayetto county— whoso hand and arm were drawn through a common sewiog thimble to the arm pits or shoulder, The father is proud ot it.— [ Macon (Ga.) Telegraph, ordinances require, As the strip is the prop- erty of the United States, they can_here bid defiance to the police, but is not unfrequently that their eagerness to sell lures them out, and then if caught they ara brought to court and fined. William A. Brown, a Minneapolis man, was horn on Christmas; his wife was born on St. Valentine's day; their first child put in its sppearance on the ‘‘queen’s birthday,” and on Washiogton's birthday last month there was another addition to the family, this time a boy, Fourth of July and Thanksgiving day yet remain to be heard from. A curious incident will happen in_the Seig family, of Americus, the 15th of this month. There will be three ‘neruonu of the same family have birthdays on the same day, Mr. Seig will be 40, his father 89, and his daughter 1 year old, There is 40 years difference be- tween Mr, Seig's age and that of his father, and 30 years between his daughter’s and his own,—[Americus (Ga,) Recorder, All the wooden toothpicks are made in Maine, two firms controlling the business, The business is about 12,000 cases a year, 1,00) of them going to Burope and Mexico, Each case contains 250,000 picks. They are made of poplar and birch, Some of the swell New York clubs have imported orange-wood picks and a flavored pick from Japan. A letter from Cooperstown, New York, eays that five persons, three men and two wo- men, have died duriog the winter months just closed in Otsego county, aged 100 years and upward, It is doubted it any county in the union can exceed this record of longevity, Tolive a bundred Jears 1o these time is oquai to haviug lived at least five or six hundred years in the middle ages, About fifteen miles from Rickmoad, Va , is a farm house with some of the first window anes brovght over to America, They are })Ux!? in eize and were brought bere in the sash, At that time the use of putty was not known for glazing, and the lights were held in place by strips of wood tacked against them, The cost of each light in Eogland was about §3. A Another girl full of needles, whose presence cannot be accounted for, has been heard from, this time in Man r township, near Pittsburg, where her father is a dairyn A oouple of months ago, the account states, she was seiaad with pricking eensations, aud within a week a physician has removed twenty-fcur needles from various parts of her body, with others still to come out. A curlous burial custom is practiced by an old Virginia family —the Fendals, of Alexan dria. Whenever a member of the family dics the male representative of the older branch thereof, just before the hour of interment, buries & dagger io the heart of the dead to as- sure himsslf of no rcawakening, The dagger used 18 ope sacred to the purpose and has been devoted to its use for mavy generations, The custom originated because of'the burial alive of a member of the fawily and an io. herited tendency to a paculiar form of heart disease. ————— Ang osin Bitters were prepsred by Dr, G egert for his private use. Their reputation is such to-day that they haye be come generally known as the best appetizing tonic, Beware of covngerfeits, Ask your grocer or druggist for the genuine article man ufactured by Dry J, G, B, Siegert & Sons, It Was a O 1t was the cat, The antheacite flew at; It hit him just abaft the tail, He uttered an unearthly wall, And into the atmosphere did satl, His heart in broke, He cannot croak, No more he climbs the back yard fence, And braves the terrible consequence Of bootjacks, chairs and flying coal, That stirs him to his very soul, And causes him on the ground to roll, Solomon, Goozelam, Tommy-o. Chicago Sun. TLondon containg 2,000 clergymen and 8 700 drinking places, This makes over four drink- ing places for each clergyman, A Hartford reporter who managed to get into n secret Salvationist praise service says the members asted like lunatics, and all the males kissed the females except a colored gitl, Elborton, (ia., claims to have a conerega- tion called the 'Reformed Hardshell Baptist church,” One of its tencts is that no female member shall wear any dress more costly than calico, ner any headdress except asun- [~ bonnet, 1t waa in the midst of his sermon that the minister_exclaimed vehemently: *‘Turn, O turn,” when a_barber awoke and broke i with: “All right, sir; its your turn next! The dominie had # close shave trom being completely strapped. “When I was quartered as pattor at In. dianapolis, in my w"l{ days of themivistry, says Henry Ward Beecher, “a celebrated preacher came there, a Geneva divine, who naturally spoke English with variations. It was in the year 1837, in which the country waa covered with ruin, and the homes and property of half the citizens of Indianapolis were in the sheriff's hands, One Sunday he took my pulpit, and wound up a thrilliog disconrse with the tender peroration: ‘It you will bear with resignation and fortitude the misfortunes which have fallen on you for a bricf time hera below, tho time will come when you wiil be borne up aloft to a heaven- ly la'd by the Cherubim and Sheriff-im ‘Oh, hell? groaved a voice; ‘are we to find them there, too?" e ——e The astonishing conqueror of Pain, St. Jacobs Oil cures sore joints and muscles. e — There {8 a rage in England just now for ambulance classes, Large gatherings take place at Lady Brassey’s with this end In view. ——— Bau, But Not Hopeless. When you have paln in your head, lame- ness in your side, distress in your back, shortness of breath and frequent spells of coughiog it seems protty bad, does it not? Many physiclans would glve nE‘ euch a case as beyond restoration, ut Mrs, Nettle Hastings of Cambridgeport, Mass,, who was thus afflicted, took Brown's Iron Bitters and gratefully writes that the Prince of Tonics completely reetored her to health. It will restcre yoy, too. Spinal diseases, superindused;by bicycle rldivg, are becoming alarmingly numer- ous, according to a Philadelphia physl- cian, “For economy and comfort, every spring, we us» Hooi's Sarsaparlila,” writes a Buffalo (N. Y.) Jady. 400 dotes for 81, The life of a locomotive is reckoned at twents-five years, and to keepup the sup- ply 1,169 should be constructed annually. Take 1t This Month, Spring rapldly approaches and it isim- portant that every one should be pre- pared for the depressing effects of the changing season. This 1s the time to purify the blood and strengthen the sys- tem by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which stands unequalled as a spring medlcine, and hss endorsements of a character seldom given any proprietary mediclne. A book containing statements ¢f the many wonderfal cures it has sccomplished will be sent upcn spplication to C. I. Hood & Co , Apothecaries, Lowell, Mase, 100 doses One Dollar. — The plac> where the gun-boats lay when bombarding Vicksburg is now a huge sandbank, the course of the river having considerably changed. Above all otherearthly ills, I hate the big, old-fashioned pills; By slow degrees they downward wend, And often pause, or upward tend, With such discomfort are they fraught, Their good effects amount to naught, Now, Dr. Pirce prepares a pill That just exactly fills the bill— A Pellet, rather, that is all— A Pleasant Purgative, and small; Just try them as you feel their need, You'll tind that I speak truth, indeed. prdtice i i Gver 200,000 women and_boys in New York are cngaged at varions kinds of wotk which was performed exclusively by men some years ago. Throat Diseases commence with a cough, cold,or sore throat. **Browx's BRON- cntar TrolHxs” give immediate relief, SoLb ONLY IN BOXES, | — The Dake ¢f Buckingham, who has no heir to his dukedom, has just marrled the daughter of a Scotch baronet, He Is eixty-three. A CARD.—To all who are suffering from errors and indigestions of youth, nervous weakness eatly decay, loss of manhood Lwill send @ receipt that will cure you F! ¥ CHARGE. This great remedy was_disco & wissionary to South America. Send eelf-addressed envelope to Kv. Jo- srn T INMAN Station D " New York. e — An examination of the works of the celebrated Austrian painter Makart has recently been opened at Vienoa, ————— BKIN DISEASES CURED, By Dr, Frazier's Magic Ointment, Cures if by magic: Pimples, Black Heads or Grub Blotches and Eruptions on the face, leaving the skin clear and beautiful, Also cures Itch, Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips and old, Obstinate Ulcers Sold by druggists, or mailed on receipt grloo. 50 cents, BSold by Kuhn & Co. and 0, ¥. Goodman, e —— The large catfish caught in the Gulf of Mesico are now smoked, drled and salted in three dsys, by a new proce — —— YOUNGMEN!—KEAD THIS, Tae Vorraio Beur Co., of Marshall, Mich,, offer to send their celebrated ELkoTRo-VoL- TA10 Berr and other ELECTRIO APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days, to men (young or vld) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles., Also for rheumatism, neuralgis, puralysis, and many other diseases, Complete restoration to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No rink 18 Incurred as thirty days trial is allowed, lWrn.e them at once for illustrated pamphlet ree, —— Queen Viotoria's bestowal of the Al- bert medal on & simple police constable has given great eatlsfaction to the force, L —— STOP THAT COUGH By uslng Dr, Frazier's Throat and Lung Bal- sam—the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Hosrseness and Sore Throat, and all disases of the throat and lungs, Do not neglect & ocough, It may prove fatal, Bcores b aundreds of grateful people owe their lives to Dr, Frazier't Throat and Lung Balsam, snd no family will ever be without it after once using it, and discovering its marvelous power, It is put up in large family bottles and sold for the small price of 75 cents per bottle, Sold whp & Co. and O, ¥. Goodman, S — Of the whele population «f the globe it is estimated that 90,000 persons die every day, or more than one eash second, —— There are nivetcen kinds of metal more precious than go'd, i URE Rheumahsm,‘}lcurfigla, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, Sore Throat, & uines, LER €O, Baltimore, W, .8, A, " HEALTH, Swift's Specific cured me of rheumatism threo months ago, after my physicians had exhaustod their vemedien without giving relief, C. P. GoODYEAR, Abt y at Law, Brunswiok, Ga. 00y 1have been afflicted with rheumatism nearly forty years, and a fow bottles of Switt’s Speoific cured me. It is & God send t» the ruffering. J. B. WADLER, Thomson, Ga. 1 have been entirely relieved of severe rhenmatism in my right arm by the use of Swilt's Specific. and passed through last winfer without a relapse. Sioxey Hersert, Ed. Se. Cultivator, Atlanta, Ga, TWENTY YEARS.—1 had been a sufferer from ra; was ro. uced toa skeloton; could hardly ket about, even on_crut: Swift's Spec fio has cured me sound and well, MR8 Ezra MErsios, Macon, G, Swift's Srecific has rolieved me of rhenmatism which at one time threatened to stop my ministorial work. Rav. W. A, Kirk, Cross Plains, Ala, Switt's Specific Is entirely vegetable. Blood and Skin Diseases matled free, Tur Bwirt Sercivic Co., Atlauts, Ga, Treatise on [Chronfe& Nervous Diseases. soritt Fuarant varns [Bataniisnod 1661) SrEuen, £200 fi.a‘.'.':'..... BoSend twe mps for Celebrated Medical Works, Address, Fu D. CLARKE, NI, D, 186 Soutk Clark Street, CHicaAGo, ILL. NEBHKASKA LANU ABENC) 0. F. DAVIS & G0, {(Buocrssors 10 Davis & SNYDER,) GENERAL DEALEKS IN REAL ESTATE 1505 FARNAM STREET. - - OMAHA, PRIVATE Have for eale 200,000 acres caretully solected lands In Kastern Nebraska, at low price and on ensy terms Tmproved farms for sale in Douglas, Dodge, Colfax, Platte, Burt, Cuming, Sarpy, Washington, Merrick, 4 Butler countles, oar ed on 1mproved farms, Public always in oflice. DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 St. Charles St., St. Louis, Mo. Money Notary Correspondence Lof Gumonic, Nxay 7, ter Ehyalciin i 8 &5 city papers show and 11 0ld residents know., Nervous Prosuration, Debility, Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Aiec. tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Pofsoaiwg, old Sores and Ulcers, wro treated with unparalleled Succeas, on Jatcat AeieUZo prinelples, Ra'ely, Privately. Diseases Arising from Indiscretion, Excess, Exposure or Indulgence, which produce some of the Tollbwing eflcts: nervo debitity, dimnese of slght Eiivo memory, § ico, physleal docay, %o the society ‘o contusien of ideas, clog Marriage improper or unhappy, sty Himphiet (38 pages)on the freato nby address, - Conailtation andinvited. Writo for questions. A Positive Written Guarantes given f all corablo cares, Mediclnes sent evorswhera, Pamvhlets, English or German, 64 pages, de- 3cribing above discases, in male or' fomale, FRER mM ARRIAGE CUIDE! Niustraed tn etoth and gl indiy i, paper. eovern Sot oo ook " bookf Ereat. gt o wil- Honi, Eeaviy voinets e UL by e ASvios 24 THEONLY YRUB | iIRON s AHISeREYS, and TOUE Tik HEALTH of YOUTH. Dym AL of Appetiie, 3 o' Strengti, LADIE S o iad In DR, EV BIER'S IRO; Iy cure. M. R. RISDON, (ro01 Istrance Agent TheMerchants of Newark,N. J., Capital Girard Pire, Philadolphis, Capiial. Woman's Fund. Caritsl ... Imported B IR BOTTLES. ErlBnger,, eee+see s oee +ove Bavaria Culmbacker, voas Bavaria Pilsner...svee +oeeseee Bohemian BRiBer.see:ess—oeseesee Bramen DOMESTIC. Budweiser.«.s .0 s000+.8t, Louis Anhanser. .+ + s — —.8t. Louis. Best's.... ++e00e+ Milwaukee, 3chlitz-Pilsner . . . . Milwaukee. rug's vessresnsessOmal Ale, Porter, Domestic and Rhine Wine. ¥D, MAURKR, 1218 Farnam St. A FINE LINE OP Pjanns & Do WOODBRIDEE AL, THE ONLY EXOLUBLVE . MUSIE HOUSE IN OMAHAYNEB, OMAH AL A GROWING CITY The romarkable growth of Omahn during the last few years s & matter of great astonishment to those who pay an oocasional visit to this growing clty. The development of the %‘t:v'r ards—the necessity of the Belt Lins Road—the finely paved streota—the hundreds of new realdences and costly business blocks, with the population of our clty more than doubled In the Iast five years, All this Is » great surprise to visitors and Is the admiration of our oltizens. This rapld growth, the business activity, and the many substantlal Improvements made s lively demand for Omaha real estate, and overy Investor has made a handsome iy the Wall 8 Sinoe the treet panio May with the subsequent cry of hard tlnu!: there has bun‘iun demaud from speculas tors, but a faly demand from Inveators soeking homes, This latter olass are taking advantage of low prices In bulld. Ing materlal and are securing their homes at much less cost than will be possible » year hence. Speculators, too, can buy real esta! » cheaper now and ought to take advant« e of present prleuufiol fature pro ts. The next few years promises greates dsvel opments in Omnhl: than thg: st fivy yoars, which have been as good sa we oould reasonably desire, New man- ufacturing establishments and large job- bing houses are added almost weekly, all add to the prosperity of Omaha, There are many in Omaha and through- but the State, who bave thelr money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- tereat, which, if judiclously Invested in Omaha real estate, would bring them much greater returus. We have man; bargains which we are confident will bring the purchaser large profita In the near future, ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason= able prices on Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farmam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty 1n the western part of the city will increase 1n valna We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section _ - lots and some elegant inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing toinvest will find some gocd bergsre ty calling 1 if i & Davis REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 Bouth 14th 8t Bet reen Farnham and Douglas, P. 8.—~We ask those who have property for gale at a bargain to give us a call- We want only bargains We will positively not handle prop srty st more than its real value,

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