Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 21, 1885, Page 2

o THE DAILY BE E--SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1885 S —— Romance and Realiy, o morning sun steals in with raddy flame And gi1ds the Arabesques upon the wall; I rire—ard hall with notes of loud acclaim The pure white cartain teailing over all, Forall night loog the feathery flakes have dropp'd From ebon clouds upon a eilent world; 1 see the distant monatain peak, enow to Deneath lio drifts by winds fantastic whirl'd, The troes, each fairy twig divinely swatted Tn radiant whiteness—pure as clofstered nun Seam in & gleaming sea of diamonds bathed, A million geme, transmuted by the sun, Yt naught, alus! to wretched me 18 this— This pureness—marble- alabaster — chal Fain must 1 quit the sceno of ravishing bliss, T'se got to go and shovel off the walk. [Boston Journal, e HONEY FOR THE LADIES, — THE QEST TONIC, ing Tron with THha medle yrevtanio A Lares Dyapepsin Bapare Blood, Ws! nd Fevors, Can a woman appreciate a joke? is about some other wo man, A Now Jorsey girl, has become orous-cyed through making vain efforts to fliet with a ame ma Chenill ollars with Windsor ties in all colors, with and without tinsel effacts, are v ery ffective, Parislan ladiss now have landscapes and miniature portraits painted on their finger nails by talented artists, Flowers or ribbons for trimming the skirts of dreases are placed close to the waist on the left side, a trailing garland or long ends fall- ing below. Thers musi bs a Jarge number of charming ladies i Minneapolis, A Maine man has just received from that city an order for 1,000 boxes of chewiog gum, In the fourteenth century it was the custom 1o carry toothpicks of silver suspended around the neck and the fashion is now being rovived by wealthy ladies, A cloak in vieite shape is made of seal brown r.lunl», lined with sstin, 1t is tiimmed with a and of beaver and with bead and chenille fringe and ornaments of passementerie, New designs in pocket bandkarchiefs have ing remedy for Diseases of viglliy Bldneye nnd Liver. 1 invalunble for Discares peculiar @romon, and A1 Who lead sedentary 11ves. 1 ot injure the teeth, cause headachs o1 A purifies the blood, stimula I nida the assimilation of food, Yiearthurn and Belching, and strengts musclos and nerves mittent Fevers, _assitude, Lack o it hias 1o equal rnuine hes above trade merk & lines o wrapper, Take no ot AL (0. BALTINOKE, 77 Janish will support Herr Sonnenthal dur ing hi* engagement at tbs Thalia theatre in Now York Mr. Liawrence Barrott will open his en gagement at the Boston theatre on the 23d inst, with ““Francesca da Rimini. Mary Anderson and Margaret Mather are to be’ pitted against each other at rival theatres in New York next season. The tenor Raffeals Mirate has positively left the stage, He ranked with the greatest of the world's tenors, Verdi wrote ‘‘Rigo letto” for him, The interests of country have suffered death of Dr, Damrosch, £ill his place, Fdwin Booth has written a letter in which he extends a ‘heartfelt welcome” to the great (ierman actor, Herr Sonnenthal, who iz abut to play an engagement in New York. (in March 15 Miss Palmer snd Miss Lotta will both appear in Chicago, the former, it is stated, baving cancelled dates in order to re turn to that city and give battle to the older favorite on the shores of Lake Michigan, . Handel's oratorios, _“slshazzar” and “iul,” will be given in London this month. These eplondid works have not been given very frequently of years, but they are well worthy of study and performance by any choral society. Mme. Essipoff has been playing at the lay Popular Coocerts” in London, She ted concertos of Rubinstein and Cho- pin, winniog that great appreciation so greatly hor due. 1t may be a long time be- fore anyZpianiste will ba able to interpret the classical composers with that delicate and po- etic grace that marks the artistic playing of Mme, Essipoft, 100 at this constollation for next sea eon!” exclaims au oastern writer in a burst of enthusiism: “Mary Anderson, Modjeska, Rhea, Jananschek, Margaret Mather, Gene: vieve Ward, Rose 'Lytinge, Lavgtry, Fanuy Davenport_Junish, Rose’ Coghlan, Helene Dauyray, Edwin Booth, Lawrence Barrett, Salvini, ‘Dion_Boucicault, O:mond Teatl, Joo Murphy, J. K. Fmmet, John T. Ray- mond, the itlorences, (reorge C, Miln, Thomas Koune, Roland Reed, Annie \ Jacques Krenger, Nat Goodwin, Ned Thorne, Louis Aldrich, Minnie Maddern, Jennie Yeamans German opera in this savere blow n the It will be hard to rose-colored blocks, on e1ch of which is deli- cately embroidered spray in white, Others have garlands of flowers in ratural colors, An Indianapolis man_recensly assisted his wife to elope with one of his farm hands, It was cheaper aud more expeditious than tray- eling six miles through the snow for a di- vorce, Horse-radish sauce for boiled carpis made of one cup of rich cream, half a cup of vinegar, salt and svgar to taste, and enough grated horse-radish to made a thick eauce, 1t 15 alco very good without cream, using water to di- lute the vinegar, The fit avd draping of American-made dresses so closely follow, in these latter daye, the grace and finish of the always artistic French costume, that the two, placed side,by side’are very often almost exact in appaarnce, Among uoveltles in dress materials are povlivette broche for recoption and visiting toilottes, wide-ribbed whits ottoman for bridal dresses; black and _colored ottoman_of the samns character; embossed pluehes and velvots with small brocade figures in colors, A nica cake for desert is made of thren tea- spoonfuls of flour, three tables;oonfulls of sugar, the yolks of four ezgs and two tea- nfuls of milk; mix smoothly and add the whites of four eggs beaten to a stiff froth and the juice of half & swall lemon, Bake in a buttered pan in a hot oven, As at most entertainments given at prezent the rooms are lichted even in the day time, toilets are made with a view to proaucing a pleasing effect when beheld by gaslight, It is for this reason that so much steel, gold, and silver is worked into the trimmings and ma- terials, Theee breakfast cakes are very good: Put a piece of butter the size of an egginto a quart of milk and let the mi/k hacome warm enough to melt the butter. Stir in flour sufficient to make a stiff batter and add two teaspoonfuls of salt. Diesolve one-third of a cake of com- presssd yeast in a little warm water and mix it with the batter. Cover tightly, let it stand m a warm place over night, and iry on a grid- e Tho daughter of a Shoboygan man hasing become deaf while learning to play the piano, and continuing her favorite amusement after hor sffliction, her father has ihe mechanism of the instrument altered so that that the keys would not strikethe wires—thus produciog no sound. The daughter, however, continues to play, and it is noted as a singular fact that, when she playa for company, in her own par. lors, no one receives more avplause than she. Full skirts with straight breadths are again worn. This fashion 18 much eimpler than nar. row skirts, does not._require any spezial draping or trimmicg. Waists are the most impertant part of these dreeses and must be cut to perfection. Any slight defect in the make may be overlooked in an elaborately trimmed euit, but with these plain dreeses this is not to be thought of. - Appetizing sauce for fish is made by mix g two tablespoonfuls of flour with two ounces of butter add half « pint of hot water; season with one ¢ aspoonful of cherry powder; and a good eized cucumber pickle chopped very fine, 1€ this does not make the sauce tart, add a teaspoonful and a balf of vinegar, stir this until it thickens; 1f the flour should be of the quality which thickens more than is commonly the case, add hot water until the sauce is of the proper consistency, The most youthful-looking of the newecst jerseys have a vost of contrasting color made cloth, or, prettier and richer still, nd their rolling collar, the but- and _cuffs, and postillion pleatings, are also of velvet. 'A great deal of gold and sil- ver braid, and also beetles, butterflies, and other inecots in Arrasene embroidery and me- tallic braid-work are used on the velvet col- lars, veste, and cuffs ot these bodices, Swies and Irieh embroide for the coming seagon are i effestive designs. Many novel patterns are shown in white, whilo ecru and cream batiste are worked in these color also in blue, scarlet and white. Several are are combined in one design, and, the em- broidery being in relief, the effect is remarka bly rich Plain batistie of the same shade and texture is used in making up these beautiful goods, Scarlet embroidery on a dusky blue round is a novelty, while navy-blue and tur- oy-red, embroidered in white, are more in demand than ever, Veal cutlers prepared in this way are pale atable: After trimwing tbe cutlets nicely, dip them in melted butter and dust them well with & mixture of equal parts of grated Parm cheese and bread-crumbs. Then dip them in baaten egg and dust them sgain on both sides with the cheese and crumb mix- ture and fry them brown. Buil half a pound of macaroni, and after it is draived add two ounces of butter and a cupful of tomato eauce, some grated Parmesan cheese and salt to taste, Let this become thoroughly hot, stirting occasionally, Put in the centre of a dish and place the cutlets around it. B — er's Gat Who dat knockin’ at dat d¢ Oh, Uncle Peter, lot me ia, What vo' name, chile, down below: 1'se Or’ando Thomas Green, /IINN TiebREReTN axd Ongtsputed ta the BROAD GLAIN . ‘eingine ‘VERY BEST OPERATING, QUICKEST SELLING AND MOST PERTRAT COORNG SO Kver offered to the public. HAMBURG - AMERICAN PACKET COMPANY. 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Dat some mean white tra b, I'm sho', A FINE LINE OP Pians & Drgan WOODBRIDEE BACS, THE ONLY EXOLUS\VE MUSIC HOUSE Orlando Green, you liar bold! You're not elected by sebral votes. o' can't ¢ ma into dis yet fold. Oulando Thomas, go wid de goat ! - [Life. e —— MUSIOAL AND DRAMATI Sig. Rossi is acting in the German cities, Mme Theo ii doing an unprecedented buii ness in Mexico. wuseum cards in the conatry, his four weeks New York engagement. Marie Presoott s mada a success in the part of Ruth Herrick in **Wages of Sin. D, K. Bandmann hes becowe one cf the Edwin Booth played to over $50,000 durivg IN OMAHAY NEB, Sa Cuz e wfi‘.‘.fi‘.‘fit’..,m asand of ) apocialieh (Bow re- D wie can 811 AL A . BIARD & Fo.. Trving's receipte at the Chestout street opera house, Philudelphis, last week were 16,700, My, Wilson Barrett has Feen cogaged for an American tour during the season of 1880 ST, Aimes has abandoned *‘Mam’zelle” and will play *‘Divorcons" for season., the rewainder of the —— . But my eyes a e so dazzled by this accu- mulated brilliancy I can see no more. Still, has aosepted the ized Temperanca church in Pitteburg Dr. Lotimer, of the Immaouel Bapti church, Chicago, has received a unanimous call from the F'irst Baptist church, of Denver, to be their pastor, , 7. Walter Towrie, Presbyterian m! Yy China, haes the only four-wheeled vehicle in Peking—an ungraceful but usefuj covered depot-wagon built in O! Rev. Dr. O, H, Tiffany, in lately review ing the centenary of Methodiam, smid he be lieved thut old fashioned a'ngiog of old-fash ioned revival hymas bas brought more people into the church than all the prayers and ser. mons, A large Buddhist temple 1s now in course of erection at Kioto, Japan, All its timbers and pillars are put in place by ropes made of hu- man hair. The devotees of the god they wor- ship offer their haic on its shrine. The bair is then cut off and 18 twisted by the priests into church rog An appeal from the Jows of Jerusalim the Sultan has annulled the sale of a part of ths Mount of Olives, which contains the graves of the Prophets Haggai, Zachariiah and Mala« ohi, Ths purchasers were the Russian priest hood. Theburial place of the prophets had been secured to the Jewa in perpetuity. In the exploration of the old temple area in Jerusalem, one of the stones placed round about the low parapet dividing the court of the Israelites from the court of the Gentiles, has been dug up, with the inscription in Greek still legible, forbidding a (Gentile under pain of death to entar the parapet. Following {he example of Austria, the Swiss government has to take the Mormon missionaries in hand Strict repressive laws storate of the pewly organ- and wife. The groom says he married hisarst wife after haviog seen her twice, and thinks Decense he lived peaseably with her there will be no difficulty betwean himself and numbar two. His case illustrates the axiom that nothing i« impossible for man to accom: plish when he iuvokes the sid of the proes, | — SKIN DISEANES CURED, By Dr, Frazier's Maglo Ointment, Onres if by magic: Pimples, Black Heads or Grub Blotches and Eruptions on the face, leaving the skin clear and beautiful, ~ Also cures Itch, Salt Rhoum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips and old, Obstinate Ulcers Sold by druggists, or mailed on recoipt price. 50 cents, Sold by Kuhn & Co. and 0. F. Goodman. He Was Absol From *Minivg Camps’ Sons, There waa a sobool taacher in Northern California, a man of mighty frame and great energy, whose youth was spent in the placers nad in adventurous wauder- ings a'ong the frontiers. When the late war began he went cast {0 jolna regi ment, returning to the mountain wilder- ness in 1865, a orippled and ba tored vet- eran, He had always been a close raader and hard student, and ssn tunchfir roon won succass and reputation. ¥ called upon to take chargelof on © 4% worst schcols in Northern California. The mail-rider throw off the letter at the do-r cf the summer cabln oa a pine clad height of the Sierea; trout stream within a etone's-throw; grouse, bear and dser in the wools; his © Finality, Chacles Scribner's have been passed to prevent the ignorant and unsuspecting from L.-mg duped by the emissaries of ths church of the Latter Day Suinte, Two Mormon apostles were recently arrestad at Auran in accordance with the new law and sentonced to pay a fine of 100 francs ench, and to spend twenty five days in the communal jail, o —— The Mahdi's Battle Song, Yes, [ am the boss of the sandy Soudan, nd I hardly think a more competent man Could be found between Tennessee and J apan To bounca the bold Turkish invader, I'm a twelve-fingered, bow-lezged son of a a8 1 rub my suffering optics, T can't help feel ing that somebody may be left.” e —— Dolece Far Niente, When in fancy's flittng moments Lifa s frec from heavy care Oft I find my thoughts a straying To tho meshes of your hair. And when wiater s\ies are gloomy Oft T poader with delight O'er thy cheek so softly blushing — Rosea 'neath the creamy white Tis not sweet for me to linger O'er thy tresses—I might hic In my fancy to another From whss connter you did buy. * Nor of sutisfaction do T Reap in fancy when I dwell On thy fair complexion, darling, Tor 1 linger where they soll. | —[B S, Kxiien, —* Hair {Paint, ne EDUOCATIONAL. Austraia hos four_ universities which, in curriculum, rank with Harvard, Oxford and Cabritge. The superintendent of schools at Hailay, I. T., has been removed because he insists on spelling * Injun” Indian, In Morocco kchools the Koran only is taught, and the vedagogue reccives fiftoen cents & month for teaching it, The price of board for students at the Har- vard memorial ball was $3.74 per week during Jaonary, the lowest point ever reached, Ohio has 35 colleges and Massachusetts only 7, and Ohio has 161,302 volomes in her col- lege libraries, while Massachusetts has 30: 126, It is said_that college graduates are very numerous in Minuvesots and that “‘they make very good farmers afier they learn the busi- nese.” The bell of the public school at Monticello, N. Y., was heard ringiog_the other day at an unusual time, and, on investigation, it was found the *‘new teacher” was usiog the end of the bell rope to correct a refractory pupil. A New York judge recently gave a lesson in indepandencs to a school teacher. “I had the pleasure of your acqusintance when we were equals,” said the teacher, “It is the samo still,’ replied the judge school teacher holds as high u position as any man in the conntry.” Ohio, with thirty-five colleges, has more than any other state in the union, New York and Tndiava have twenty-eight each, Penn- sylvania has twenty-six, Michigan nine and Mastachuetts seven. The by state’s seven colleges have u combined incoma of 125,458 per annum more than have Ohios twenty-six. ‘The burning question whether it is Jawiul for American children to eat peanutsand laugh at schonl is pow under discussion by the Schuylkill county courts, ildren of a Pottaville school were expelled because they ate peanuts and laughed, and their par- ents have combined to resist the expulsion by legal process. A school girl, aged 12, at Maryville, O., always reads her book upside down, and while writing invariably places the copy in the same poeition and wiites backward, The president of the Board of Fduation, whois alsoa physiclan, has tested ber eyes with figures, pictures. readiog and wiiting, and finds that &he is equally ekilled with her books in any position: although the child herself bad never noticed her peculiarity, but expressad her de- sire to use her books as others do, Etis pro- nounced a most remarkable case President White, of Cornell, is quoted ax saying, with referonce to college morning prayers: “The most devoted Christian men in many of our institutions of learning saw reason to believe that the usual forced attend- auce upon morning collega prayers were of very doubtful utility, To huddle into a cheerless room & great mars of students just hurried from their breakfasts, with minds in- tent upon the recitation of the next hour, is certainly a vory doubtful way of inducting young men into the beauty of holiness.” Accordirg to the city enumeration thers are now in Clevelund 58,112 ehildren of legal school age, 4 of whora aro between the sges of 6 and 16. In the schools there were registered 30,708 children, with a total aver- ago daily attendance of 21,959 or 70.1 per cent, of the number regl The pumber of pupils registered has_increased snnually at the average rate of 1,100 For 1554 the ap- parent increasa was 2,189, but the real in- creago was only 1,520, The increased at tendance in the high rchools has been from 252, with nine teachers, in 1870, 1,122, with twenty-nine teachers, in 18 e Served Him Rignt, 0ld Birch, who taught the village rchool, Wedded a maid of homespun habit; THe was as stubborn as & mule, And she ay playful s a rabbit, Poor Kate had scarce become & wife Before her husband trieq to make her The piok of country polished life, Aud prim and formal as & Qualker, One day the tuter went abroad, And rimple Katy sadly missed him; When he returned, behind her lord She shyly stole and fondly kissed him, Tue husband's apger rose, and red Aund white his face alternate grew, L6 freedom, maam!” Kate sighed and suld: “ Oh! dear, 1 didu'c know 'twas you.” ~[Anon, —— RELIGIOUS Rev, E. P. Hammond is holding inectings in Laverpool. Tue bible is clrculated in Pennsylvani in twenty-two languages, and sixty languiges and dialects are spoken in the state, The Catholie Archbishop Alemany, of San Franclsco, has resigned, and will be succecdsd by Bishop Riordan, late of Chicago, he elegant church building st Pullman, 1L, owned by the company hss been leased by the Presbyterias for §1,200 & year, A new congregation has recently been formed in New York city, composed ~princis pally of French-: peaking Huguesots, Francis Murphy, the temperance revivalist, RuD, T'm a prophet from way-back—a child of the sun; I'm a dandy, a lol-lah, a darlin’, a hun’, T'm a red-hauded ripper and raider. My followers number two millions or moro, Ard every man of ‘em's equal o four, They re not much for style but they’s dandies for pore— They'ro bad men from Keehir el Kadir, Gordon T've captured, I’ happy to state; Stuart has met his well-merited fato; il butcher 1l Wolseley if ho'll only wait, And Queen Vie will think luck has be- trayed her, So strike, ehirtless sors of the shimmering sand, One more’ blow for your prophat (that's me, . nnderatazd), Disembowel tha insolent, infidel bard! Vivisect tte infernal invader, —[Minneapolis Tribuue, s e IMPIETIE Thero is nothing relicious about the hen, but the may not improperly ba called a lay sister. Rey. Jossph Cook’s Monday lectures are largely attended. Monday 1 wash-day and anything is proferable to staying at home. Talmage wants Tngersoll arrested for blas- Togersoll might retalliate by naviog ge arrested for bringing contempt vpon tristian religion, Threo hundred wooden images of eaints, stolen from churches hy Mexicans, wero among the fuel purchases reported recently by a Mexican railway manager, Ho bought them for £0 cents apiece, A Brooklyn preachor has threatened to expel members of his church who_visit the " | skating rink. Ani yetnothing will bring a man on his knees so quickly as a pair of roller skates, “Dr, Thomas you notice is preaching dead against the doctrine of hell.” “‘Just like tho doctor, always putting his foot in it. 'There’s the thsmometer twenty below, and Thomas seeks to destroy the one comfortable hope of an erring Christian,”— {Chicago Heeald, A Grand Rapids, Mich., dog ran intoa church duriog service and knocked ovsr the contribution box justafter one of the deacons had passed it areund, The audience ad- journed and killed the dog, =~ Reaton—there was nothiog in the contribution box,—[Bur lington Free Press, ““Why did Noah take into-the ark a pair of each kind?” asked a Sunday school teacher of her class. *‘Cause 1t was all he needed,” said & bright- eyed hoy. “Why was a pair of each kind all he needed’” * (‘auge t'other feller only had a bob-taill flueh!"—[Newman Independent. Pious Mr, Dobba: ‘I say Smith, it’s a shame that you don’t do better and comse join our church, Have youno fear of hell”” Smith, who lives in a honse withmodern conveni ences: Notabit. | want to go there, sir, | want to go, sir, whero there are no water pipes,”—| Troy Times. The Presbyterian ministers of Pittsburgh have united in & solemn and awful warning against the frightful evils of roller skating. Lhey have contemplated the popularity of the rinks in that city with horror, and now de. clave that roller skating undezaiines the health and debavches the worals of the young, and leads rapidly down to that place where, owing to the climate, thero can be nothing but roller ekating if there ia any elting st a 1, ““You have heard the story of Casabianca?’ suid the Sunday-school tescher to the new tough who bad besn brought in by the. good little boy. **Wherdidolive®” nsked the n, t. at one mounthful, ““The boy stood on the burning deck,” raid the teacher with a vising inflection. ““Oh. you mean Pat?” *‘Yiis name wasn’t Pat; it was Cassabian a.” “Come 1 heard my pap telling about 3. He sez Iast nighs. *Whix's the old duck, Sim- my? and when € got 3t ont from under the burow, and he kind o’shuffled it oxer arter a while, o saye to the bloke that wus visitin' us, ‘T stan’ pat.’ Iz that the chestmut that yer tryin’ to work oo me? I tob.his wer a blace whir yeu made mishunarys.” - [Chicago Herald, e — UONNUBIALITIES, The Sultan of Morocco bhas just celebrated hix1,000.h wedding, A wea'thy Jewish physician, aged seventy- five, and a beautiful young Jewess of twe four years were marricd at New liochelle privately onFriduy lust. They bad recently been and got married and had just returned from their honeymoon. H wonder why 80 many people stare at us, my dear?” She: “‘No doubt they are won dering what I could have eeen in you.” 1 copgratulate you, Julia, on your ap proaching martisge,” eald Mr. Hyatt, & prom- New York merchant, to his daughter. rriage, pa? I don’t know any thiog about it, “I am telling you about it now,” replied Mr. Hyatt, i “But who is the bridegroom, pa?’ Julia, “Thavs none cf_your business. You must not haye se much curioiity, That is a busi ness secret that can not be divalged just now. 'l let you know who he is after the wedding is over,—| Texas Siftings, Wisconsin requires no marrisge licanse and runaway young couples from other states flae there as in New England they rush for the New Yo:k line. The Badger legi-lature is try- ing t 1 s'op the thing by a license law, but leading papers 0ppes the bill on the ground that young fools who want to marry wen't stop at a little perjury, and that a law would do more hurt than guod, A curious matrimoial case is reported from the town of Poland, A farmer named New ton lost his wife by death two years ago. Ile becsine lonesome, and being unable to read or write induced a friend to advertiss for a wife. Fourteen respences Were rec:ived, Lut us each atked gun and rod in the corcer; his Marcus Aurelius ard Nce'es Ambrosiav on the rustic shelf. He saddled his horse next morning and reached 1he village, once & mining camp, by 9 o'clock. When echool was called to order he found that efticient work demanded a re.classifica- tion, becauic the previous teacher had trlad to gain favor by advanciog grades without reason and skippiog the hard placee. That previous teacher bad come to grief by trying to persuade a large boy not to emoke a clgarstte durirg school hours, for the playfal innocents had ducked him in the adjacent streom, sousing him untll he waded to the farther bavk and sought other fields. But the new teacker was a man of a different stawp, ‘I must turn you back in your grades,”” hesald. An ominous murmur of rebellion followed, and saveral boys rose and annonnced that thetr parcuts wouald ‘cce about that” The tcacker took a book from the table and made his first and last speech to the r:bels, Do you kcow what this js?” “Yee, sir—the school law.” *‘And it defines the grades, and you think that last yesr you pasecd an examination, and that I cannot go be- hind the law?” “Yes, sir.” “Very well you ave (uite mis‘aken. I am the a'calde, of this school! Iam ab- solute finally here!” With this compre- hensive statement ho threw the school law out of the opan window, and bhegan to break up and consolidate class after class, e — STOP THAT COUG By using Dr, Frazier's Throat and Lung Bal- sam—the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Honrseness and Sore Throat, and all diseases of the throat and lungs, Do not neglect a cough. It may prove fatal. Scores and hundreds of grateful people owe their lives to Dr. Frazier't Throat and Lung Balsam, and no family will ever be without it after once using it, and discovering its marvelous power, Ttis put up in large family bottles and rold for the small price of 75 cents per bottle, Sold Kubp & Co. and O. F. Goodman, o ——— Newfouniland dogs are better for sledging in the arctic regions than nalive animals. A mao, however, can do more work than any dog in proportion to the amount of food consumed. o — YOUNGMEN!—READ T HIS, THE Vorrate Beur Co., of Marshall, Mich,, offer to send their celebrated ErLEcTRo-VoL- TA10 Benr and other BRECTRIO APPLIANGES on trial for thirty days, to men (young or old) affticted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles, Also for rheumatism, neuralgin, puralysis, and many other diseases, Complete restorasion to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk 16 fncurred as thirty days trial is allowed, 'V?rih them at once for illustrated pamphlet ree, It s that Congressman Phil Thompeon, when a prorccuting attcroey in Kentucky,-onca ssked bis twimbrother to. try a cise for him, He did so, and the court d d not know the difference. Horsfora's Acid Phosphate, ADMIRABLE RESVL IN FRVER! Dr. J. J. Ryan, St. Louls, Mo., says: ¥ invariably presoribo it in fevers, also in convalescence from was'ing and debil- itating diseases wish admirable rosults, I also find It & tonle to an enfealde condition | of the geaital organs.” e —e Prince Demidoff, who was the grandet’ selgneur in Parle, under the late empire, died last week at his villa wear Florence. He epent s riches in pstronizing artsud ertists, He 1t was who said: *‘Beware of blondes, pus no feith in brunettes, and avold all others.” e ——— A toumgh, Cold or Sore Throns Should not be peglected, BrowN’s Bzow- CHIAL T40CHES are a simple remedy, srd give a prowpt relief, 25 cents a box. ——— The Assoclated press one day last week sent out from Washington, cn lLundreds of telegraph wires reaching every part of this broad Upion, this thrilling announce- ment: *“Marcellus Stump his been ap pointed postmaser at Stumptown, W. Va Now let the wheels of time move on, C—— This 1s the best season in which to purify the blood, and Hood’s Sirsvparilla 19 the best blood purifier, 100 Doses One Dollar, e — That any subject will do fcr a lecture is proven by the experiment which Gen- eral Francis Walker is making in Boston, Ho has begun a serles of twelve lectures on the results of the cens ——— Pile Tumors, When neglected or improperly treated often degenerate into cancer. By our new and improved treatment without knife, caustic or ealve we cure the worst cases in ten to thirty days, Pamphlet, references aund terms, threo lotter stamgs, World's Die ponrary Medical Asrooiation, (63 Man Street, Boffalo, N, Y — Texas is raylog $90,000 a year In per +i nato (00 survivor Sam Houston's command in the war of 1835-7, New applicet ons are coming In all the thue; foarteen were recclved in one day re. cently, and the legislature iy trying to repeal the law on the grcuod that one- half or twe-fhlrds of toe c'almants pow being paid are frandulent, - —— One reason why discases of tha bladder and urlnery organs ere so diflicult to cure is 1has they frequen 'y have no prenoue. ced symptoms Host's [Kidoey and GERMAN REMED FOR PAIXIN. 4 URES g Rhcumalnsm,cNeumlqm. Sciatica, CANCER FCR MANY YEARS. , which resisted all sorts of treatm cured entirely with Swift's Specific 1Fave seen re Swift's ~pecifl under my own eyo. Switt's Spesific lsentirely vogota cure cancers by fo ci blood, or 160 W. 23 §t., New York, T T 3 Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, =OMAH A L CROWING GOy 1uds since 1 began taking Swift's k. 8. Enanrorn, Tiptonville, Tonn. . TS The remarkable growth of Omahs daring the I\}:t fow years In a matter of A Sorvant has | groat astonlshwent to those who an afficted for many years with s canzercn het | oocastonal viatt to this owing nltl:.."l‘h- development of the Stor Yards—the necessity of the Belt Lins Road—the iat, Thomson, Ga. NOSE EATEN OFF,—A young man near this finu:( paved streota—the hundrods of new town Fad an eating ov o stroyed his nose and was eating toward his eyes a Tast rosore 1 put him on Switt's Spocide, cured him sonnd and well on his face which had de- As it has resldences and costly business blook with the populasion of our clty more than doubled in the last five yoars, All this M. Crosiey, M. D, Oglethorpe, G, ({5 m great surprise to visltors and ls the kablo resuwts from the o of | admiration of oue oltizens, This rapld er. 1t hagcured several cases | growth, the buniness activity, and the Cotumbus, Ga, | ADY substantial improvements made a lively demand for Omahn real eotats, and and seoms 0 | gvery investor has msde a handrome but the impurities from tho | sroft, Treatise on Elood and Skin Disenscs mailed | 84nsg the Wall Strest pante The Swift Specific Co, Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.y | wivh the snbs Rev. 3. 1. Cavry May, uent cry of hard times, four 81z 8—gbo cheapest for regular family usc. “00d dova not tax the digestive organs, WOOL 1ICK there has been loss demnud from specnla tors, but & falr demand from Investors Mgl Cad seeking homes, This Intter olass are Food can be preparcd | taking advantage of low prices In bulld. A bousekeoper neod Ing materlal and are securing thelr homea oot 1f thero s & can | B much less cost than will be posaible » of Rid:¢'s ¥eod always | year hence, Speculators, too can boy in the I:n‘“:: .'.‘,t‘v’-l.'xfif real esta’ » cheaper now and ought to take Mange with | advant . @ of present prices for future caeh san. Riwes food | pro ta, Lncw s 'l:m'-}“{“’;‘f“; The next few years promises groates ways scilit. In cans, | dyvel opments In Omaha than the past v tivy years, which have been as good aa weo could reasonably dosire. New man- afsctaring ostablishments and large job- Fow peoplo aro_awaro Boston Mase,, on | bel. DOCTOR WHITTIE 617 St. Charles 8t., St A reguinr gradun enguged i the a0 Hiooo Dus 5 ity papers show and a1l o1d Feshiont: kn Nervous' Prosuration, Physical Weakness ; Kercurial and otne® k¥ec. tions of Throat, Skin or Banes, Blood Polecaag, o "“Diseases Arising Exposure or Indulgence, wiich yro: ToHving cilvots! merb o 4 detective nderin Hlee oF by mall free, audincited, W A Positive Written Guarantee givenin all curablo eases, acribing above diseases, in male or foral WMARRIAGE GUIDE! o 00, muowes " contelns il the curious, doubius of lag know, & bock. 1t oo, ¥170 end § No. 4, s Reiomber, Ridecs bing houses are added almont weokly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There aro many in Omaha and throngh- but the State, who have their money in the bavks drawing a nominal rate of in- tereat, which, if judiclously Invested in Omaha real estate, would bring them much greater returus, We have man; bargaiue which we rre confident wlfi bring the purchaser large profita In the near future, el than any other enyuiciin in Bt Debility, Mentei and : We have for sale the finest resi- Sflul‘ and Ulcers atest seientizc priueiples, Sa‘ely, Pr from Indiscretion, denf:a property in the north and Vousieds, dubliity, dimn western parts of the city. o1, cleiy g Marriago eatlycurcd, Famy aled cnvelope, freo t North we have fine lots at reason- for questh able prices oa Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, 2l coralecnie, Molcine senderervahors, Dhlota: Englinh or Gorman: on, e i o FhER fine platos, or Pustan Hiustrated 1 eto sate, puper sove Cuming, and all the leading streets "of wreat in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- (nia and Davenport streets has made | accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty n the western part of the ity Y1l purtry the “rogu T VER MEw £V8; | will increase i valua tuta Se LIVER ind KIDHRE and RESTORE THE HBAL aud VIGOR of YOUTH. by We also have the agency for the e e DTS Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- _— ty in the south part of the city. The —_— developments made in this section e A Maciar ) by the Stock Yards Company and o1 Sirunus ad Santo Taiorhuicon. rve ; - T T the railroads will certainly double OURBABY o Al ey Send for Book on the Tre igested il & Vivt - #a-Uam HonLICK's DRy EXTIOCT OF MALT €4 the vrice mn ashort time. We also have some fine business (o oo Tonme writo hunareds of | 1058 and some elegant inside resi- ‘mothers, Mothe'r's wilk contans 10 An_artificial 1o for 1ufants should dencer for sale, . Lhe buss ..\uxll‘mv» nutri| o Parties wishing tonvest will find sUmwe glcd brrgens by calling 1 [If inp ¥ A a0 recelt of Price 1u QOD COu 1 nounciug It superior to any: ur M. D Trow, N. HORLICH & D, REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 8outh 14th 8t Bet veeu Farnham and Douglas, P.B.—~We ask thl;)se who have roperty for sale at a bargain to give gn a cal{- We want uufy bargains We will positively not handle prop . “.: o) WEoN ERYANN. COLA ATENT, DWAV. N, ¥ Y B R R flufaxuunm AT Liver| Revepy is peculiarly adapted to he cure of these cowpl.iot, snd goes at once {0 tha eeat of ths trouble, giving rc Lief at ozee asked for money to Pwchese a trousteau or to pay the expenset of the journey to his home, he rejected the A week ago Saturday he was inforuwad by his fricnd that « suitable candidate would arrive by traiu the same eveniog. He wet her at sho truin, drove with her to vhe 'equires office and in thirty inutes fiom the time they tirst met tacy were man —— Saal of North Carcl na Smoking tobac- o i the best, the. erty at more than ita real value. countenance sudsal lowness of dyspep- tica are supplanted much needed slum ber, through o' tris n edicine, Vich ix also ben ticlal to person of o rhe y aul an ines y dmat