Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 29, 1884, Page 2

A A e T Y SRR R THE DAILY B EE SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29, 1884. F—ECTOR INTERIOR DEPARTMENT TTIER &t. Lonis, Mo, tary Teller! '\ b g i Yellowstone P Pensions as Treatea in Secre. Report, rk, Civil Bervice and conld have been found in the employment of this or any other government more tru worthy and 1o clorks than *constituted ’Iva-i‘rn k it advisable to dirc this character to to the g and when any por. this forc spar d from tho work of the ¢:nss office T filled the vacanc oceurring i ment from such force. This was ¢ roval o o ard of i I i e e B Lo IRLLER'S REPORT. a proval o the board of civil ™, Ol P iy Ve (Continued from yesterday.) Since the 23 of May lnst thore have been Hons of Throat. Skin or Bones. Blood Poisoning VENRIONS, anpointed in the several bureaus of the de Yon 0 DIcers, ara teenied siih anpsraileed : - | partment through the civil servics commission o atens raientine prioelrs m; Ba Ly, Privately. Tha report of the commisstoner of pensions | PyTCe SIEHET T AVIiAd thirteen clerks, ases Arising from Indiscretion, Excessy |shows that at the close of the fisoal year 1884 [ 0 00t i cecial examiners, All persons iro o Induigence, s1ic “ome ot th8 | (hiore wero 822,706 pansionors, classified as fol- [ S0 A1 SEEC CERIYIER con Bronght ve memory, pimples lown: . within the classified service, save only those o g Tt Pr Army invalids 21 pacially ¢xcepted by the satute an 1rules made Tanantly cured, P biet (5 thereunder. Thus the classified service in the Army widows, minor children and do- pendent relatives v .75 Navy invalida Navy widows, minor children and de. pendent relatives, Survivors of the war of 1812 Widows «f those who served in the ot 1812, v A Positive Writren ah or German, 64 68 i male or fom MARRIACE CUIBE! Titortrated fn eloth and gilt biadis ame. paper eovers, - o eurions, Ta 'Dook of great nterest o all, re Srumeted by ks advion year the names of 34,192 new pensioners, avc uiviive what Heals, Doasis. rolls, making 1n the , gregate 35,413; and 16, net increase on the roll of 19,008, the clomo of the year in $106.7 ate value of all pensions is incred of £2,2 T nd the aggro 11,407.92, yoar in $56,008.60, exceeding, as will by ob- #erved, the'annual value of jsnsions several payments, gemerally in new claims, an1 known as arrears of vensions, The amount paid during the year to 31,307 new pensioners was £23,413,815,10, and there remained in tho hands of the several pension agents 7,203 cases of this class unpaid, in which there was due $4,9,9,090.05, The details of these statements will be found in table 1 of the commissioner's roport, Bince 1861 thero have been filed 927,955 claims for pensions; of this number, 545,130 have been allowed, About 82 per cent of the whole number now pendivg are awaiting the action of the claimanta or their witnesses on unan- swered calls from the pension offico, Since 1861 the total amount aisbureod for pensivns has been $678,346,831 84, Two hundred and forty special examinors were employed in tho field, Congress at its Iast nession authorized the employment of an additional foree of one hundred and fifty. The system of special examination appears to have given great satisfaction to the claimants and the office, The appeals from the commissiouer of pen. Science of Life only $100 sions to the secretary wore, duriog tho fiscal BY MAIL POSTPAID, year 1883, 746, during the past year, 1 515, The act of January 25, 1579, provided That all pensions which have boen granted under the genoral laws regulating pensions, or may hereafter bo granted in consequence of death from a cause which originated in tho the United States tervice during the continu- ence of the late war of the rebelion or in consequence of,wonnds, Injurios, or diseaso ro colved or contracted in sald ervice durisg said war of rebellion, shall commence from A GREAT MEDICAL WOKK the date of tho death on dischargo from said worvice of the person on whose ncconnt the ON MANHO O D) |chin has beenor dhnl vereator b grantod, or from the termination of the right of tho Exhaveted vu.m‘:. Norvous and Ph; Dobily | party having prior title to such pension, ‘Promaturo Docline fn Man, Errors of Youth, a0d the | 7y;y ap act entitled “An act making appro: antold miserlee rorulting from Indiscrot priations for the payment of the arrears of or ax. S, b con e 198 mresciiokint ‘fon all tout | pentions granted by act of congross,” approvod arch 3, 1879, it was provided as follows: and chronio discases each one of which 1a invaluable. All pensions which have been, or which 80 found by the Author, whoso experlence for 17 yearn ls such s probably nover pefore fell o ‘h{‘l&l' may herereafter be, granted in co”sequence of beautltal | 3 by ooourring from a cause which originated "S- |in the servico since the 4th day of orary and professior al,—than any othor work soldin | 1861, or in consequence ot wounds or injuries Ql:llovlniry for .l!‘l;.flnr I-h.lm: oy ;\ummnd-a received or dinon;e \:nnfflr B (l;mct‘iflth;\t llnui overy lnstanco, Prioo only §1.00 by mall, shall commence from the death or discharge of oald, r{""":;" il 6 coots e aow: G the person on whose account tho claim has o L e sy been or in horenfter granted, if the disakility th b t hould bo ocourred prior to dischargo, and if such dis- o o L o ere tor rxti” Ty il | ability oocurred after the discharge, then from “bencft all.—London b the date of actual disability, or' from the There I8 no member of gocloty 8o whom The Bal- | tarmination of the right of party having prior gi’fi;n““‘“b‘“mv whother youth, P&¥ | 4341, to such pension: Proyided, The applica- of YOUTH, Lof Appetii K of Stre s rocuive new o the min Brain I que; empta at o the popularity of tho o ment—get the OIIGINA a Adrens, of hysician. 800 , bound fn Fronch shutin ompossed dovers,ful, gl guacanteod 40 by finer work In_every sonse,—machanis 4 o e ek Tty | tion for uch pension has beon oF i eroaftor 1. Parkor, No. 4 Dulinch Btroot, Roston, Mase, i flod with tho commmionee o pentions prior wmay be consulted on all diseases roquiring d'|to the 1st day of July, 1880, otherwiso the B3 ] mmfllflon&fl%t::l:ham” m p;:. um];_«hl'}_ fll!.\)m‘:':zl&lw Hml‘nutthu d.lu,a of filing the application; but the limitation herein pre- S mpcaie w".m"‘"fl%fi fally | ,cribed shall not apply to claima by or in be- wandw half of insane persons and children undor sixtoon years of age. Thus wl persons applying for pensions prior + to July 1, 1880, are entitled to pension from the time of discharge or tke death of the per- son on whowo account the claim is made, nn- loss the disability occurred after dixcharge. Inall olaims made subsequent to that date tho pension must commence from the time of the filing of the application, No good reasons can be given why the claimants who file their claims after July 1, 1880, oaght not to receive their pensions "from the time of discharge if such disability then existed, or if not then ex- inting, from tho time such disability « rigin- o Tt is but just that all person who ure le to establish the right to receive a pension ould be treated alfko with referenco to timo of the commencement thereof. 1t has heen urged in favor of this limitation that the large amount of arroars is an induce- ment to applicants to apply and secure a pon. sion, and that the large amount to be realized is a tomptation to commit fraud on the gov- ernment by moan of false witnosses. Tho government has the means of detecting fraud if attompted, and injustice should not bo done to the deserving and needy soldier for fear the government may in some fow in- stances be i posed upon and compelled t) pay « pension to which the soldicr is not justly en- titled. It in impossible for a_soldier to secure & pension for disabilities not exist often, however, & question whether e bility o or gt tho rosulof ervics” in the ey line of duty. The rules of the ponsion for the Taturo of the Sping Orgoked Feet | dotermination of this question are sufliciently ‘Also Chronlo aflections of the Liver | strict, and wich a proper administration of the tiamn, Asth | affuirs of that uffico very few ponsions will be ama and Bronohitls are all treated by new and suo- | allowed partios not entitled to receive the ALl disaasce of the Blood aind Urlt | yaue, It is to bo hoped that the imitations e, B e e ehossly Lreatod | imbosed by the act of March 3, 1879, will be & nteod, Young men, miadle aged, | repealed, from Weaknoss and Norvous s .ndll‘l‘:l:.“l’u itation of the y omory lack of Energy and Ambition, can be restored $0 ith OMA MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSAR CROUNSE'S BLOCK, 16th and Oapitol Avenue, troats all cases Orlp ‘plod or Deformed, also disoases of 4k Nervous 8ystem, Blood, and Urinary Organs . . . . YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, During the year additional leases of ground within tKe park for hotel purposes have been e Ehe Omabia - Now | to Cooke, Mont. Houses at these placos, to Omaha nsary, Crounse 3 O?rhm'lo-lln.m..l-lnflfilp.- Bundays, 108 m Spriogs aud tomporary camps at other points ¥.80nd for treatise ofthor oo male disosso or ~dolormitics. of wterest, were open for the entertainment of visitors during the past season. Tn granting leases no exclusive privilegos . have been given to any pPerson or company, eithor in terme or in effect, and in all cases conditions have been imposed intended to se- cure suitable provision for the comfort of tourists, and at the same time by reserving to the department the right to regulate the charge for such service, to provent uny o !X BOTTLES. . |charge. No complaint of violation of sucl lrung:: vesssesssesssess BAVAriA | conditions on the part of tho lessoes has been Culmbach My ap70 0004 R et T A A u soasion made provision for justices of the Pilsner....voes o poace and constables for duty in tho park, terially toward preventing infractions of law, and of the regulations for the protection of game and objects of Intrest in the park, THR CIVIL SERVICK ACT, s KA ivil sorvice of th . soesceneseen o JIMBUB |0 ol boof such technical character as Ale, Porter, Domestic and Rhine | ¢o exclude trom the pubiic sorvice sl except those who have had the advantages of a Ji 'D. MAURKR, thuno w 1218 Karnam St Wine. v BLOOD An futeresting treatiso on Blood and Skin Discase will be mailed free to any one who will send their ad Srces 10 tho Swit Specic Co.. Drawer 3. Ablanta, Ga VANDERBILT'S MILLONS, Could not buy from we what Swift's Specifio bas done fer me 1t cured me of Horofula In' ite wort d oars were mundln-. and that the examina. tions have 0 conducted on & souus business like basis, caloulated to mecure effi of the governmens, occupying grades the classified service, have been found qual ified for higher grades by the examinations ol interlor deprtment on the civil servico com. fcal force u til May, time of the pawsga of the act there were em o T o s with 1 ltotn ong. yeurs | Ployed in the ceurus office u large number o 0d b tried sl the remedics, only 1o Lrak down any he.dth aud make we almost he'vlers. Mis, Kiizaustii BAKKR, Acworth, Ga., July 15, 1554 INOCULATED POISON. r Some elght yesrs ago I becatne the victim of atear i Blood Poison, communicated by & uur-e to wy \rfant, and thevce through the breast ard rufforcd fox t:l long ;.h')'d .T’Wun-uou‘r' M;d /i the polson furth = Ti‘ break out in worse { body. Thres months ago | bogan Swift's ific, and 1t bhas w-‘.dan:“-m aod woll. 1t is the greatost blessing wh. oowme 0 osakiod (0 yeark s W, L, conridered it a duty select to fill the vacavcles occurrivg in oihe bureaus of the dep. rtment, Originally the force of the ceasus offi #i-ted of about eighteen hus d persons the work of that office advane uletion there wes 8 nee in the force; others trausferred . other bureans until the L th of July, 1583, when the force had de are.sed to about one hund five, Tun making tran fors and dizoaiges th most efficient and valusble clerks had be 1,221 previonaly dropped were restored to the [ 1aw has in a great measure relie 34,456,600.45, an er like value for the previous year | quests, o it osso 1 leotod. ) X L e e e e tod} ane mite at the Tower Goyser Basin, won_Medl W. Marshall and the other to John L5y X Ploasaut Valley (tation free. Ad dros Spriggs wether with the hotel at Mammoth Hot the commission. No call was made from the miseion to fill vacancles ocourring in the cler- [ the wholo i 1881, because at the [ of imitations, trained and experionced clerks from which 1 the public service to on- s | de 1 towards com. sary reduction wome were diecharged, | 07al suspensions 1n that state during the od wind soventy- retained, and it s doubtful whether there ) from the other trouble they m interior department inclides all clerks of class e, two, three, four, clerks receiving a salary of £1,000, and all copyists receiving o salary of 000 and & Of the nv have prove sor appointed T believe the most hemselvos efficient and valuable e 19,512 | clorks, but the length of their eervice has been % | Thero wereadded to this roll during the | too short to spenk with confidence as to their hem, The od tho de- partment of the importunities of applicants 1 | fitness for the work assigned to wore dropped for various catses, being a | and their friends for positions, and will, T think, when it is fully understood, save the The average annual value of each pension at [ heads of the department much time heretofore lost in listening to appeals for positions when impossible to comply with such rs 1 think the system a valuable one, {and onio that should have the hearty support amount pald for_pensions during the | of both executive and legislative departmenta of the government. 1. M. T LEn, Secretary millions of dollars, which reprosents tho firat —— —— Cause for Declining, Tt was love at first vight, and the youth Ty his ardor at once gave the rein, Hao was eagor and bold, and, 1n truth, Not a little presuming and vain. “All this passion and fervor of love Tn sudden,” ho said; **I must own it, But e'en thongh you may not approve, Your kindness, I'm sure, wili condone it.” t, sir"—"Nay,” ho whispered' “my swwest, o pradence ailow no concessions; Encourage, 1 beg and entreat, Your heart and its tender conlessions, "Tis well for the old to be wise And discreet, but trust me; the duly OF youth is to love, and your eyes Hoveal all ita fer7or and beauty. ““And, dearest, that blush so divine Beliew all indignant emotion; Consent, then, at once to be mine. And sanction my boundless devotion “kut,” sho said, *I beg to decling Your lovo, although sweet as the daisics. Tho cause? Ob, that husband of mine And my three little, dear, darling babies.” —{C. H. 1. in Washington Hatchet. MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, Florcaco Gerard shortly. Next season Joseph Jefferson will rovisit Loudon professionally. Majoria Bonner has left Bartloy Oampbell’s “Soparation” company. will return to England Minnie Paluer returns to Brooklyn during b Easter week at an increased percentage, Mrs, Langtry will assume the management of the Princess Theatrs, London, Jan, 17, Lately at San Francisco Miss Alfa Norman captured the musicians by her artistic Zerlina in *“Fra Diavolo.” Henry E. Abbey has contracted with Mary Anderson aud Mr. Terriss for o tour of this country next sea on, The American drama has scored another triwmph inEngland, “Young M. Win- throp’ b mado & hit at the Court Theater, London, Mme. Sembrich created a furore as Rosina, iu “The Barber of Soville,” at the Paris Italian during the past week and Signor Perrugini made & hit as Almaviv Charlotte Thowpson, who follows Henry Trving at the Star theatre, has purchased a new play called “Phyllis; or, the Storm of Snow,” which she intends producing during hor New York engagement, In London when ‘‘Pinafore” is played, Gil- bert, the author, becomes #o affected that ho cennot remain In the audience, It is un- fortunate, however that when his later work, the ‘Princess,” is played, the audience be- comes affected in the same way, Victoria Morosini has mado a contract with (instave Amberg to sing in concerts through- out the United States. The contract provides for an engagement of three months, during which Mrs, Hulskamy is to sing in theGerman, Ttalian and French languages. Tt in said that the role of Almaviva in *II Parbiero,’” for which M, Mourel, of the Paris Italian opera, has long been seeking a switable tonor, will be confided to Sinnor Perugini (Mr, John Chatterson), who has sung the part in Milan and Americ Lately at the Theatre De la Monnaie, Brus- sels, in the first act of “‘La Juive,” ahorse, which plays a principal part in the scene, grew alarmed and restloss, and almost o panic ensued, Ono person fell fainting in the orchostra, and the musicians withdrew with all_possiblo promptuess, Women shrioked, and many people rushad into the corridors. Great proparations aro being made in Den- wark and Norway to celebrate the centenary of the birth of TLudvig Holberg, the father of the Danish stege, Decem.ber 3. Holberg was born in Bergen, Norway, where a statue of him will bs unveiled on his birthday., He set- tled down, however, in Copenhagen, where he studied and took hia degree. He was » poet, dramatist, historian and philosopher, Madame Janauschek has improved greatly in health during her receut rest, and contin- uos her season, beginuing at the Haverly the- nter, Chicago, on the 30th, The play “‘My Lifo,” has boon materially changea since 1ts first performance. An enlirely new first act haw been written, comvdy has been introduced from the begioninz, and the star is in the firm belief that the public will like the piece, The Pall Mall Gazette says: “Biorn Bjorn son, & son of the celebrated Norwegian poet, dramatist and patriot. has recently unparalleled sensation 1n Chry nee of Shakesposre’s **Richard ing actor studied his art in the y, with whom he appeared during their memorable season at Drury Lane ‘The curious 1n such matters way find in the pages of Punch a caricature of him in the part of the Heraldin A Winter's Tale,” 1ls has now returned to his native country and lan. guage, and has assumed the scenio direction of the Christisnia theater, where he is said to have infused new life into a company which included excellent talents, but had sunk into & rather comatose condition,” - — Storm Signals, As the coming of a great storm is her- alded by the display of cautionary signal: The lezislature of Wyoming at its |80 s the approach of that dread and fatal disease Consumption of the Lungs, usually announced in ad- ++see.Bramen. | whose presence and aid will contribut’ wa* | Vance by pimples, blotches, oruptions, ul- i | cers, glandular swellings, and kindred outward manifestations of the internal blood poison, which, if not promptly ex- - At the timoe of the passage of the act en- | pelled from the system, attacks the deli- ve v+ 00 - Milwaukee. | itha An act to rogato aud improve U | cato tsauos of tho lungs, causiug them to 0 United States,” it was | ylcerate and break down, Dr. Pierce’s iolden Medical Discovery” is the great remedy for this, aa for all disesses having " | their origin in bad blood. I*improve cation. The experience of nearly one | the appetite and digestion, increases nu ear and a half has demonstrated that theso | trition and builds up the wasted system d Ready-made hous imported from olent olerks for the varions grades of the pub- | America are telling a8 » novelty lio wervice. Quite a number of the .mll‘.l:fi'.n‘: Buenos Ayres, and it is thought that a large trade in them will be developed. i C— Angostura Bitters, the world renowned - | appetizer and_invigorator, Used now over vilizod world. Try it, but beware Ask your grocer or druggist for the genulue article, wanufactured by Dr. J. f |G B, Biegert & Sans — J, N. Bruen of Monwouth, 111, wide- ¥ | ly known throughout the west from his large interests in lands aud cattle, is o — The Philadelphia Record claims the 27,784, 0 | yeur bave caused s loss of $31, The Oincinuati deputy marshals cost I'ne Rollor.Skating Mania 1've oft been to the circns, Likewise the minsteel show, But now it's unto the roller Skating-rink 1 go. Somatimen upon the rollers 1 shoot across the floor; Jometinies upon my spinal Column I drop and roar me the planking From under me swiftly goes, And then 1 go asliding Along upon my nose. Sometimes it I'm just one mass of abrasions, My factal beauty's marred; About me I have enough spliaters To start a lnmber-yard, I've knocked out several grinders, U'm sprafned, and sad, and sore; But I'll atick to roller skating, For I like it more and more Each day that T don the rellers, And I shall like it while Tt bounces me round like & foot ball, Becauseit is all the style, —[Puck, HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Frockles are i fashion in England. Young lady physicians are multiplying in Giormany, American gold pieces are now the fashion. able bangle. Fast colors in blua are favorites for windy ‘weather hata, A new recklace is of pansies and violets in enameled gold, One of the new engagement rings has a garnet heart on it. Bronze slippers and royal cardinal silk hose are popular for afternoon wear at home, Shoos with cloth uppers, the tops bordered by fur, are favored by school-girls over fifteen, The diamond necklace viven by Mr, Orme Wilson to his bride is said to have cost 875, 000, Chicago girls do not take so well with the coachmen as they do with the footmen,— [Boston Bulletin, Fencing is quite a fashionable occomplish ment nmnnu}‘xemhwumun, many of whom are quite expert with the foils. A lady of Gynette county, Ga., died on Tuesday, after having lived in her father’s house ten years without speaking to him, A lady writer sayn that skating is not_good for girls; i% turns ther heads. She prohably saw them when looking for a place to sit down, Very comfortable and Indylike are the ele. gant French pelisses for winter wear com- posed of brocaded velvet in medium-sized pat- terns and of many dark-toned shadas, Little cash s made of bright silk sre held to thobelt by a tiny braes or gold chain, They are gathered at the top by an elastic, and are cunsidered convenient as as pretty, Cholce sprays of thaded velvet tiowers ap- pear upon some of the most elegant little opera bonnets from Paris. Exquisitely tinted roses, thorns, stems and foliage are favorite looms, Some mew - handkerchiefs aro mado of eoft silk in the shape of an octagon, in bright plaid colors They are worn about the neck insido a cloth jacket, and aro especially becoming to brunetbes, Heavy woolen basket cloth fabrics, com- bined with silk finish velveteens, are in groat vogue for stylish walking costumes, The muff and French cap bonnet invariably cor- respond. Mrs. Lowner, wife of Colonel Lowner, of Fort Totten, is one of the best shots in Da- kota, She has killed 114 prairie chickens this fall, and the first deer ever brought down on Moose river. ) 1t is said thata dashing young widow of Philadelphia is to givea ball this winter at which no ladies but widows will be present. They have a grudge sgainst some young married ladies who didn’t mvite them to their parties, Tce cresm sets in cut glass have square saucers, Too bad! This will preyent the girls from scraping 'round the dish with the speon, a delicate way they now have of hint- g that more would not” be unacceptable,— [Lowell Citizen, A fair mgdm of Keokuk, Towa, having been jiltea by the head waiter of a hotel, went to shoot him, whereupon in the most ungal- lunt manner possible, he skillfully shied a plate at hor head and knocked her down, She says he is a gay dish-heaver. Many of the season’s dresses are made en- tirely of striped materials, but most ladies prefer a skitt of this fabric alone with over- dress snd bodice of self color, repeating the hua of the stripe which proves the most be- coming to the wearer. A novel auction will soon take place at San Francisco, Some time ago s lady near that city gave birth to triplets, and now she pro poses to give the privilege of namigg the three children to the person who cXsts the highest number of votes at §5 a vote, “When I die,” exclaimed a lively girl in & Boston boarding school, **T don't want to be put away ina lonesome corner of a gloomy cemetery, I would rather they would bury mo under a railrond track, so that I might be where there was something going on all the time,” The fall and winter styles for ladios’ hair dressivg are very becoming, The hair is slightly waved and looped in graceful bows on the top of tre head; the figure 8 being the favorite style for ordinary wear, a fow light curls fringing the nape of the neck, lllen Ashmoro, of Bridgeport, Pa , lost her voice through rearlot fever and spoke in whis- per for twelve years. She became a prosper- ous milliner in"Ohio, and lately whon some of her employes grew rebellious, Miss Asbmore suddenly exclaiimed, "0, darn these girls!” Sinco then her voico has been perfectly natured. The front hair is arranged in Jight cuils or waves, in the stylo: most bocomiog to the face. Front coiffcres, mado of waves and curls woven on invisible lace, dressed in dif- ferent styles, are becoming regular article of wearing apparel; sow.e ladies having as many as half u dozen, that thoy may have a change for every day of the week, Amovg new millinery goods are French folt dotted with chenille and trimmed around the briws with puffings of velvet to ccrrespond Lolt bonnets aro pretty and comfortable for gonoral winter waar, and ths now clse prin- caases shapes are very becoming to most faces. The return to a comparative simplicity in hat and bonnet shapes is to be hailed with the groatest satisfaction, Tadies who think it bocoming may add a long wave curled about two inches at the end pluned in the camter of the back hair, falling racefully on the shoulder so as to be ecen rom the front; another short wavy curl pinned over the lonw curl vo that the end of it stops at the nape of ths neck. This is quite new, and looks well on a long neck. At a stylish wedding whith took place in Now York last Wednesday, & very tall and handsome girl wore a dress of Neapolitan car- dinal very deep in_thade, and & long French polonaise above of the sasme rhade trimmed with maiabout bands. He bonnet was a mass of glitterivg ruby beads. with oardinal sigretto powdered with gold. ‘The bride wore & dress of poarl white satin brocade, trimmed with pearl-beaded passementeries; sud tho aix bridesmuids wore short dresses of pink and white striped satin. the white stripe brocaded with rorebuds and fine folisge dott d in tiny clusters through the stripe One of the most elegant toilets worn was made of mauve-tinted watin brocuded with blush roses. The Jose phine corasge was veded with a berths of point lace, avd the sleeves were couspionous by their absence, The train was nearly three | U yards in length, | — tive Dude The ve dude eame into our sanctuw, had o p wo kindly thanktum, With the ffice club we gently plauktum Over the top of his ptiza ankuin Heswore an osth whichsounded Jike blanktum, cravktum, And thera then was & v cancy inour sanctum, And gazed at vs like & dinged [ Evansville Argus. — PECPEKMINT DROPS. Boys, do not amoke. The average lifo of » loe motive is only thirty years, The dentists’ pames will soon be in every the counly €14,.000 for salaries—aaide | body's mouth stawped on fa'se teeth egge at 8120a dozen, it is no wonder the tramp can't save money. St s sayn thit black eyes arein cressing in Europe. This sesms strange ia view of the fact that reporta of sparring matches ovar there have failed to reach us A New York man advertises for “‘a thon- sand bushels of old rabber overshoes, fancy prices pail.” Itis said heis in the chewing gum business, 16 i nmserted that St John never has any thing stronger than water on his table, e avidently doesn’t use western butter,—( Yon. kers Statosman, A Jack's valley ranchman has posted the following threa tice: “'If any man's or woman's kows or oxes gsts in these oats, his or her's tail will be cut off, as the case may by A Montreal barber announces that he 1s a ‘‘tonsorial artist, physiognomical hair dresser, facial operator, cranium manipulator and ca pillary sbridger. An army officer declares that the laziest creature on earth is the regular roldier, It s plaia to be seen that this man hae never made the acquaintance of the district t.legraph hoy. Rubber gloves to protect the hands while washing dishes ara offered at $1.50a pair, Mistresses will now have to answer another question: ‘‘Have yez rubber gioves?" The Oil City Darrick asks: ‘‘What in a pelerine?” A butterine is bogus butter we suppose a pelerine is a bogus peler, But even after this explanation we suppose somebody will ke stupid enough to want to know what a poler is,—| Bost n Post, *‘Naver eat and dritk at the same time,"” is the advice given by a Munich savant to fat people who wish to reduce their bulk. This sppeara to be an underhand blow aimed at one of the noblest of our American institutions— the bar-room free lunch. Country editors will find that their cord wood rubscriptions this winter will prove the best of the lot. Pumpkins 1ake very good pies, we admit; but they never seem to keep up & very good fire,—[Chicago Sun, At least one branch of business has improved rince the election, The settlement of funny bets has created a great demand for wheel- barrows. ‘‘Have you been going out into society much this senson?” asked an Austin dude of a friend. “Well I should smile. I went to three balls in one evening last week.” “How did you manage to get tickets?” “‘The manager gave them to me. He is a Iebrew named Schwartzmeyer, and keeps a pawnbroker shop on Austin avenue,”—[Texas Siftings. ‘Winter is coming on and all_far-seeing will Dbogin to make preparations. We have made ours, On our desk are four revolvers of the ‘most approved pattern, in our Eelt is a mur. derous-looking knife, while on our left is a dyspepsia lead mine connty, Pa., the whereabouta of which they have kuown for years but refuse to divulge. By Dr, Frazior if by magic: sloner of the Scottish Oatario & M toba Land company, has absconded with £10,000. Gatling gun_trained on the entrance to the sanctum, Tho idea is to give a_proper recop- tion to the firet anthor f an_alleged poem on “The Beautiful Snow.—[Hartford Sunday Journal, The following tostimonial of a_certain pat- ont medicino speaks for itsel: “Dear sir—Two months ago my wife could scarcely spank. She has taken two bottles of your ‘Lifo Re- newer’ and now sho can’t speak at all. Ploase send mo two more bottlos, 1 wouldn't be without it.” ““My dearsir.” said a vencrable old gentle- man to a convict in the penitentiary, “it grieves me to see you here.” *“Tt grieves me to be here” convict with feeling. ““The world is full of opportunities for in- telligent young men like you if you would but avail yourself of them. Ifyou had let rum alove and applied yourself to busmess you wouldn’s b here now.” *T nover drank a drop of liquor in my life. In fact, it was too close application to~ basi- nesy that brought me here.” “'Ah, no,” eaid the old man sadly, “that is hardly possible. What was the natire of your business?” *T was a burglar, Sl R “Time Works Wonder; So does Brown’s Iron Bitters, the true iron onic and restorer of wasted consti- tutions. It s not a whisky tipple. It is not a mere stimulant. 1t enriches thin blood, and gives strength to weak consti- tutlons. It renews disordered kidneys. It invigorates torpid livers. 1t eatablish- digestion aud banishes headache. 1t scatters chronic rheumatlsm and drives out dyspepsia. Mr. D. L. Nickum, of Springfield, Ohio, writes, *‘Brown’s Tron Bitters cured me of dyepepsia, nervous- ness and wakefulness.” Mra, Isabella Smith, of Bucksville, 8. C., says, “‘I was plagued with chronic rheumatism and Brown's Iron Bittara relieved me of both, Ono dollar a boottle. respondod the —— Corn Planter Indians have a hidden somewhere in Armstrong ASES CURED, Tagic Ointment. Cures as imples, Black Heads or Grubs, Blotches and Eruptions on the face, leaving SKIN DIS the skin clear and beautiful, ~ Also cures Itch, Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips and old, Obstinate Ulcers S mailed on receipt by druggists, or price, 50 conts, Sold by Kuhn & Co. and C. F. Goodman. Gieorge B. Wingate, assistant commis- Spoculating in Northwestern lands was the cause, e — A CARD, Toallwh, ¢ sydurlag from errom neryous weakness, ealy A1l seud & reolp( ou, FREE OF greal was clsoovered by s mirslonery in South ‘Bond voll-addr 1end_envelope to Bav, Je Tuuan, Sbation D. New York. —— Analligator ten feot in longth, which for years has been tho terror of Jefforson county, Ark., was last weck killed with a shotgan by Miss Dottie L. Steck, of Bellwood, Ps. B Hood's Sarsaparilla. acting through the blood, reaches every part of the system, and i this way positively cures catarrh, | ——— A highly respected lady of Flint, Mich , called upon a doctor there and wanted to sell her body, to be delivered after death and used for dissection in the interest of science. —— Durkke’s CoLp Mear Savce & Sata DRESSING, ready made, nutritious, ec nowical, delicious. Nothing equal to was ever offered, and it ¢ 1uv ariab popnlar both at home and abroad. o —— A Jotter addressed to & person at ‘'ln- disnapolis, ladia,” meant for Indians, reached lodisnapolis a few days ago after having gone to India and back. It was mailed August 12, SBrown's Broac Toughs and Colde, possible for & public man to be winter without this admirable aid.,” M. Devess, Pocasser Mass, imself in Rev. R, At the burniug of the Brickett house in Haverhill, Muss., a baby was thrown t of the window and feather beds were carefully carried down stairs. e — A cyclone, which on Satarday night swept over two plantstions just above New Orleuns, killed Mr. Mialarat, a brother-in-law of the Freuch historian, Michelet, — ¥OUNG MAN, KEAD THIS, Ty VOL?ALO LELT UOMPANY, of Mershall Michigan, oner to send their celibrated Kveo 18I0 VOLTAI0 BELT and other ELECTEIO AP PLIANCES oun trial for thirty days, to wmen (young or old) afflicted with nervous debilivy, ioas of vitality and manhood, and sl kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgis, paralysie, aud wany othor dissases, Complet restoration to heaith -vigor and mavhood guaranteed, No risk incurred, aa thirty daye’ wrial s allowed. 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O(RECT LINE ¥OR ENGLAND, FRANCE AND GERMANY, Tho steamships of this well-known line are buit of ron, In water-tight compartments, and are_furnish- with, overy roquisite to make tho passege both sato and agreeable. They carry the United States snd Furopean malis, and leave New York Thure- d Baturdays for Plymouth (LONDON) Cher- HAMRURG. vt »ourg, (PARIS) and 3 : trom_Europe only §18. Fired 5, 805 and 875, Steeraye, §20, Henry Pundt, Mark Hansen, F .E. Moores, M. Toft, sgentsin Omaha, Groneweg & Schoentgen, agontain Oouncil Blufts. C. B: RICHARD & CO., Gen. Pass Agta., 81 Broadway, N, Y. Cbas. Kosminski & Co- Genoral Western Agonis, 170 Washington St., Chioa ‘tlngthe D i ot \'j{?\ James Mediza] Inctilnte Chartered by theStateof I1ii - 4 KEyfnois for theexpress purpose = | Sikagof giving immediate relietin «7 44 E all chronic, unnary ana pri- 3 dSyphali compiicated forme, also al diseases of the Skin Blood promptly relieved and % permanentlycured by reme- S0 Sicaitestedina Forey Years Specioi Practice. Seminal - Nipnt Loss: . by Dreams, Pimples on st Manhood, usitively cured. There s eaperimencing. Xhe appropriate re.r.edp ¥ once used in ench cuse. Consuitations, per- wnal or by letter, sacredly confident ed- ~acs sent by Mail and Express. No marks on »ackuge to indicate contents or sender. Address . JAMES,No. 204Waszhington St.,Chic: 5 el B Nervous Debility &y i it v o se e Manhood Restored REMEDY FREE.—A victim of youthful im pradence eausing Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lot Manhoo Known © 18 comlng, the Aoason of tho year for aches vad patos. In viow of this fact we say buy cne of Elootrio Belts. By so doing you will 15y Tr mbles_and other ills hat fesh (s harr t) Do not delay, but cal ) t our 0o and examins bolts, No. 1422 Douglas strect, or 3. F Goodman's, 1110 Farnam 8t., Omahs, Neb. Or- ferailed 0 0. D OMAHA! A CROWING CITY The remarkable growth of Omahs during the last few years Is » matter of great astonishment to those who pay an occasional vislt to this growing city. The development of the Stock Yards—the necessity of the Belt Line Road—the fi“!‘{ paved streeta—the hundreds of new residences and costly business blocks, with the 'popnhtlon o{onr city more than doubled in the last five years. All this is a great surprise to visitors and s the admiration of our citizens. This rapld growth, the business activity, and the many substantial improvements made lively demand for Omaha real estate, and every Investor has made a handsome profit. Since the Wall Street panlo last May, with the subsoquent cry of hard times, there has been leu ‘demaud from specula- tors, but a falr demand from investors seeking homes. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices In build- ing material and are securing their homes at much less cost than will be possible year hence. Speculators, too can buy real esta’ > cheaper now and ought to take advant e of present prices for future profitr, [he next few years promiees greater velspmente {n Omaba than the paat 1v years, which have been as guodP a8 wo could reasonably desire. New man- but the State, who have their money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, if judiclously Invested in Omaha real -estate, would bring them much greater returns. We have many bargalns which we are confident will bring the purchaser large profits in the near future. ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam. Davenport, Cuming, and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company ano the railroads will certainly double the price wn ashort time. We also have some fine business lots and some elegant inside res)- dences for sale, M R. RISDON GenlInsarance Agem REPRESENTS bowitx Aseurance 0., 0! ou, Onen soos. 4 aton Moronants, of VK., Caplial rard Yire, Philadel; hia, soifal.. ... emen's ¥und Osp sl Royal Havana Lottery | (A GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION.) Drawn at Havana, Cuba, Kvery 12 to 14 Days. HALVES, §1.00 %0, . ob 80 no manipulation, not controlled by th oarbi .1t ta tho falrest thiog in #b aature of chanoe In existence. Yorlnformation and pariiculars aprly KoSHISEY, 00.,Gon. Agents, 1213 Broadway, N ¥, city. E KAUE & C0., 417 Walnui_strood, 8. Louts , Mo braio, L. D., 30 Wysadokte, Kan, Di E. C. Waar's Nuavs AxD BRaiN TREABMENT, & (arsuteed specitio for Hysierls, D sxines, Conval ilons, Fits, Norvous Neuralgis, Headache, Nervour Prostration caured by the use of aloohol or tabbacco, Wakefulnese, Mental deprossion, Softening of the orad, resulting In inssnity and leaping 10 misery fooay and death, Premature Old sgo, Haroness, los sfpowor lo elther sex, lavoluntary Losses and Sper of the brain, self atorhora caused by 'over exertin; use oF over indulgence. onth's treatment. §1.00 & box,or 16,00, seat by mall prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE 8IX BOXES$ To cure any case. With each order recelved by w ‘o8 ix botbics, acoom l'ehed with #5.00, we will send she purchaser ous wr tten guaranteo to refund the money if the breatmo1td0es nch offect & cure. Guar Anteos lasu y by JOHN O: WEST & 00 1y tembery 483 Madlaon 81., Chicago, {1, "JAS. H. PEABODY, M. D, Physician & Surgeon Restidence No. 1497 Jonos 88, Offioe, No. 1600 Fas o srvel, _Office bours 1340, ko (5. fa wad o ¥ WEp m Telephoae for offoe 97, resld snoe 155, Parties wishing toinvest will find some good burg mins by calling on u & DA, REAL ESTATE B8ROKERS. 213 South 14th 8t Bet veen Farnham aul Doaglas P.8.—We ask those who have property for sale at a baygain to give us a call- We want oaly bargains. We will positively nos handle prop- ertv at morethan its real value