Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 27, 1884, Page 2

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Young and old men suffering from Woaknoss a oxhauation, produciay, sndigestion, Palpitation of the Teart, Deapondency Diezinoss, Loss of Memory,Laok of Fucrgy and Ambition, can bo restored 4o health and vigor, 1t case 1n mot oo long noglected Tho Burgeon In charge Is o graduate of Joffor. son Modloal Collogo 1806) and has studiod his profession in London, Parls and Borlin. ed, Gallor writo full doaceiption of your oase, and modl- olno may be seut you. Consultation freo. Ad dros Omsha Disponsary, Crounse’s Block, Owmaha, Neb, Ofioo bours 10-12°a w.,1-8 and 7-8p. m Bundays, 108 m wi.Boud for troatlse efthor on walo discsss er dof rmities. NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY n- F- nAVls & 00-. jury. The law mysteriously gives him | calling for $30,000,000, while $25,000,- |80 arranged as to attract the attension of SUQUESSOR TO DAVIS A SBNYDXER.) Genoral Dealers o REAL ESTATE 1508 FALNAM ST, . . o | A Wealthy Oonvicted of | in fact, all the ¢ '-)'rj. do n;' work for andidstes and Partics in it amything, loes than §2.000. N¢ d & o Pk ttealing from & Store | Wl ‘)H:"y ist crowds 0,000 w York !n. 110 Py, s The New Yorks are com-| New York Herald |r 1 of as the ‘high-priced | " PHILADELPIIA, 3, 1884, —Wit- | tes eral of the players In that | election day about | nossea for character now come forwsrd,” | clu en i at low figures, so that . attled ove eaid the connsellor for the defendant, | ithstanding the fact that Ward and | mentsof New York,carrying snd half the visitors to the cou t ing h roceive a trifle over 83,000 and-Judy boxes to the election presinet . their fest. Old and young men, | the highe salaries paid any baseball As the ticket peddlers are not allowed the h'g oach other uj of ses and of reapectability succeed the witn, stand Deacons of the | church, retired merchants, Iadies of socloty, matrons of benevolent institu- | tions and many tradespaople that the defendant has ‘dealt with for several | years follow each other a3 fast as the court | ufficer can administer the cath. “‘You | do solemnly swear,” eto., rings through the thick atmosphsre with monatonous | cadence. All swear that the lady on trial for larcony has borne a spotless character for many years, TOR WEALTHY LADY PRISONFR. Mrs. Amelia Young, charged with stoaling five pairs of stockings from Strawbridge & Clothier's shop in July last, site by tho side of her counsel. She is a Iady of large wealth and, up to the bringing of this indictment, has borne & spotless reputation. Motive for tho theft is wholly and admittedly absent, but the testimony of the saleswoman and floorwalker has just beon given and is of the cleareat, most clrcumstantial kind. They did not know the customer, but from differant points of vantaga had neen her acting suspiciously. Ono as sales- woman, the other as floorwalker, had watched the putative purchaser secrote the stockings about her clothes, and though most of them were found on the foor when she was accused of the theft, the floorwalker swears positively that he found one puir in the pocket of the de- fendant's dress, . Mrs. Young has pleaded “not guilty” and has made a gencral dehial. The case rests upon tho charge of the two witneeses for the commonwealth and the declaration of the defendant that she “knows nothing about the voods oz how they were found by the floorwalker of her pongession,” Two disinterested witnesses against one, who has everything to lose by conviction! Hence the cslling of witnesses for character. AN EXCELLENT REPUTATION, Tho parade has been going on over since your correspondent bogan writing this sketch. An elderly lady In full mourning, testi- fien feclingly to Mrs. Youug's many acts of benevolenco among the poor. A de- mure young woman followed with a prottyfincident about the prisoner’skind- ness to a sick child in one of the hospit- als. Noxt succeeds a matron, with very black eyos, who does not hesitate to de- nounce the arrest as ‘‘an outrage” and to say that she would trust ‘“hor life and honor” with Mrs. Young. It should be stated that nearly all these ladies are know and respected in tho best of society of this city. Those not 50 well known are no less worthy people. “‘Have known the lady fifteon yoars,” admits a plump witness of middie sge. ent THE DAILYUBEE t of his wrist. COSTS OF THE ELEJYION, n and Gore, and, | . 300 by the t , Willian | playersin the world—tho total expense [ closo to the polling places, theso atalls of the club in this directic does not | had to be furnished by the candidates amount to much, if any more than &25,. | for office, but thelr workers mig| 000 & weason. The Boston club costs | the spot. To accommodate the about tho same, Morrill, the captain, [parties and factions rcquired about five manager and first baseman, recefves §2,- | booths in each election district, which 800 for his nervices in these combined | made a total of 3,660 for the city, and at positions, while Whitney, the lightning | $5 apiece, the cost was £17,800." Around pitcher, 'is paid 2,500, Burdock and | thess were gathered the party workers Hornung » trifle over $2,000, and several | who numbered twenty-five for each box, others §1,800 each, Radboarne is the | msking a total of 17,800 men. They big man in the Providence club, and is|got &5 apiece, which called for $89,000 followed by Start, Hines and Irwin, | for their services alone. When they The total of the club is not far, though | found an undecided man they dld not perhaps a_trifla above, £20,000 for the | lead him under a tree and talk him to seacon. Buffalo pays about the same death, but took him directly to the near amount. Galvin leads, and Brouthers, | est saloon and gave him all he wanted to drink. The good man was grateful and did as he was dlrected, but the healer drow on the candidates for the money ex- pendad. Fifty dollars was not a very big roll yesterday, and supposing that each of the 17,800 workers had that much, the total fund was $£800,000. Each worker had a handful of ballots, and it was estimated that the cost of printing them was $230,000. This was arrived at by computing that forty-six candidates of each of the political parties expended about £1,000 for personal tickets to be distributed at the polls. The combined candidates had to meet the following personal expenses: 0'Rourke and Rowe follow at more than average figures. Of tho the Clevelands, as they now stand, Rushong, the catoher, ia the star, with Phillips, Hotaling and wuldoon playing good leading business. Tho total is not quite $20,000, The Philadelphia is the poorest pald club in the lesgue, the salaries of the club amounting to but about 814,000 or $15,- 000. Farrar a-d Mulvey get $2,400 be- tween them, while Purcell and Manni divide 37,000, Forguson gots $1,600. The remainder, with but fow exceptions, do not draw far from $1,000. Tho total salary list of the league clubs will not fall short of $175,000. Their traveling and incidental expenso, in the way of | Boxea for ticket peddlers ..o.8 17,800 improving their grounds, advertising, T-?'.flff'}fl"tfl"h‘i':?;'" ceeese 89,000 prinuing, cte , will swall their total outlay w at leust $225,000. Tho salarles paid by the other association and the namer- semi-professional clubs about the country will amount to at least $300,000 more, 80 tho Timos can #afely say that over $500,- 000 ia speut every summor to see profes- sionals play baseball.” comptroller, distrlct attorney, civil jus: “‘How about the profits? tices or sssombiyman Kach candidate **Most of the leaguo cluba make money. | was in the hands of his frlends, who The Bostons have probably made the |apent his money for him, and his only most of auy club in any one season. Ifiroublo was drawing checks when tho am told, on good authority, thac they |overal committees made their demands, cleared $40,000 last season, and this year | The expense variod greatly for the several will exceed that sum by 310,000. They | candidates, being greatest for mayor, havo mado big money, hoth at home and [ oongrossman, comptroller and judge. It ou the road, Tho Chicagos probably |is said that Grace and CGirant were called como next, One year thoy cleared $40. | upon for about §100,(00 each, and Gibbs 000. The location of their grounds,|for §15,000. The judges of the court of right in tho heart of tho city, and the | common pleas were assesscd $10,000. pretige that still clings to them from | Oopgressmen had to pay according to the their former victories, assist greatly in| cioseness of their districte. Some were attracting a large attemdance at their| agsessed §50 for each election district, Cost of printing tickets This was the cost of the go-as-you- please race of democrats, republicans, Butlerites, prohibitionists and factionists anxious to be congressman, mayor, THURSIDXAY 'NOVEMBER 21, herd work t t 10 centa nor'west that T havn'e tried to sell it to and U'm broko and dry aa a powder-horn. | I gave the A 1 k | and « owandered off apparently haoy | ““Well, how much did you get for the toy?"’ 0, 1 happened to be in luck,” said | he, with twinkls to s ey “An glish Lord came along and I told him the story | had learned from the teapper, and I think I got about £150 for the speci- men.” § ‘Do you rell many of these goode?" “Yu n good many; but nearly as many Yo Americans as I do to Earopeans, Of courso ens seople buy them, but we liave to be very moderate in our prices to sell to this class. Wo oan gev fancy prices for the gooda from Buropeans, and par- ticularly from Euglish and Scotch people. During the summer season our sales upon theee goods to Kuropeans mount up to thoussnds of dcllars, whils tc the Americans they scarcely reach into the hundreds.” “Are these goods genuino—that is, made by Iudians for their own use?” “Well, no, not all of them. A large portion is made by the Indians ox- presaly to sell to white people, Such goods would never answer the purposes of an Indian,” “*Here the morchant showed the diffor- ence between a practical tomakawk and a poetical one. “The Indians, half-breeds, and some of the frontier whitos make many of thess toys expressly to acll,” said the doctor. “But then, you see, it's not necessary to mention that fact to foreigners, These cheata bring about a8 big a price as the genuine article.” — — Poker and Politics, The influence of the national game of draw poker upon the American mind, says the Philadelphia Record, is now! more clearly vieible than in pol Only the average politician or prophet doen not seem to underatand the differ- ence that exists between tho game of poker and the game of politics, In both the power to bluff resolately and judi- ciously is certsin to conduce to success. But we must refuse our tribute of reapact and admiration to people who bluff high in polities without any positive informa- tion es to the strength of the handa and without any intention of backing their opinione. 1t would be a good idea to adopt tho old Greek custom and make political prophets and secretaries of na- RA RGN And Ondisputed in tig BROAD CLAIN wingthe VERY BEST OPERATING, QUICKEST SELLING AND JOST 2ERTRCT CO0RING ST0TE Ever offered to the publie. HAMBURG-AMERICAN games, The Providence and Phila-| 4nd there are soventy-soven in somo con delphias havo also made money, though | ;ressional distrlcts, making an item of not nearly as much as either of the other |23 850 which seme had to pay to two. The Buffalos will close the season |ons faction of the party. If the about even; concerning the Clevelands it | county democracy had the most power in in doubtful. The Detroit club lost|s particular district they assessed the money this season for the first time—|candidate for congress very heavily. about $7,000. They clearea $4,200 on | Tammany being contented with lets and their first trip oast in April and May. | [rying hall with still less. The same was Hurlburt, late president of the Chicagos | tru of the republican factions, and this and the league, used to fizuro that base- | n1oney was placed by committees of these ball could not be profitably played by a|aeveral organizations in the hands of looking warm and stuffy in her cilskin cloak. “She is a member of our church, and nevor was guilty of this crime, 1 am sure,” She has sworn to this belicf be- fore the lawyers can check her. After this witness comes a troop of men. All tell the same story. ‘‘Ten years,” *“A model of generosity,” “A lady in every respect,” testifics her phy- | Congress Asked to Bankrupt sician, ““Twelve years' intimate acquaintance justifios wo in saying that tho defondant ears the very highest character for hon- esty,” declares an old gentleman much resombling Horace Greeley about the face. After soveral witnesses comes a fine old man with suspiciously black hair who would *‘trust her with anything.” Half a dozen more people kiss the bible and pronounce the lady's character of the best. The officer who mado the arrest (Miller by name)is called by the defense and puws the situation as favorably as he can for the lady. SUMMING UP THE KVIDENCE, The asslstant district attorney sums up. ““This is merely a question of fact,” he declares, **and not a case for sentiment.’ Counsel for the defendant begins bad- ly. He argues that the prosecution must show a motive. He declares that tho lady is very wealthy and had much money in her pocket at ~ the moment sho was confronted with the terrible acousa- tion of potty theft. The proletarians in the court room riso and crane their nocks to seo a woman worth 850,000 who can bo acoused of the commonplace crime of shoplifting. The friendless prisoners behind the high iron ratling in tho dock sigh and envy a de- fendant who has plenty of monoy and can employ able counsel. Tho lawyer then oxplains, however, that he asks no favors for his client that he would not expeet for the most friend- less stranger. The prisoners in the dock look at each other in wonderment and speculate audi- bly as to the value of counsel, after all, Among the hopoless sits Willism Keat- ing, the fallen “King of the Schuylkill Rangers.” He was sentenced this morn- ing to eighteen months in tho peniten- siary, He is a philosopher and does not ° “kick," BITTER MOMENTS YOR THE ACCUSED, But the assistant district attorney is on his feet making his final appeal to the Blush after blush of shame passod across the faco of the prisoner. Mrs. Young is elogantly dressed in full widow's weeds, and the bonnet and crape strings render her face almost aquare in appearance, She winces under the words ‘*‘theft,” “shoplifter” and “‘larceny.” Judge Thayer declines to charge the the last word. b ok Lands | 197, proferring that the case go to them @ Eastorn Nobraska, at low price and on easy borirs | O1 14 1iorits, elmorov mmmnmm ia m'“l:‘.mbodn.-_:::: HGuILry” OF THE OFVENOE, Baundero, aud Butler Jouotios. Taxoe pald in all parte of the Btate, Moacy loaned oo’ mproved Wowry Fublio alwavs to ofics Corrospond who will send thelr ad e Swift Specitic Co VANDERBLLPS MILLONS. Could ot buy from me wh done for we It cured me form, stter | had wu ud ha tried all the remedics, only to br ak dow Loy hoalth and wake e alwort he's lees. Mis, ELizavuri BARKk, Acworth, Ga., Jul, 10, 1654 INOCULATED POISON, Druwer . Atlaots, Gy od with it Bfteen long years The twelve men confer together in their scats for porhaps five minutes, Thoy huve sgreed. There is suspente everywhero about the court, for nine_out of every ten persons present are fellow commuoicants, or *‘sworn” friends of the prisoner. The tipatave ask *‘How doyou flud the prisoner! Guilty or not guilty " “Guilty,” A long sigh echoes through tha court room. **Silence!"” shouts the oflicers. There is sobbing on the part of the ladies and only silent toars from others 0 “*Sentence 18 suspended uutil Friday,’ says the judge—and one of the wost re markablo ceses that had a heariug befors auy court in this city for months wake: place for the next cauee on the tria d professignal club to less than an average | yrusted workers who used it to be the attendance 0£1,000. William G, Thomp- | hest advantage. The printing bills were son, the president of the Detroit club, | Juid by the candidates in peron, or by eotimates, I beliove, that an avorage of [ thoir right hand men, who had chargs of 750 will pay. the canvass for them. The boxes were == paid_for by the party or faction inter- ested, but with money collected from the candidates. Assembly aspirants paid the | about {$400 into the general expense fund, and aldermen paid tho same, ex- copt the would-U® presidents of the al- ger(l)noanic’r l}mnrd, who wero nssessed 1,000, o private expenses incurred W,‘;,':“‘""'“- D. C., Special. by these minor candidates in dinners and ero is move work upon the calendars | yiher favors were also great, so that few of congress than can be done between | escaped with less than $2,000 expendi- now and March 4 ifmo more bills are in- | ture. The mayoralty aspirants were put troduced. Among thoso which, If passed, | 0 the additional expenso of lithographs of themselves. . will tako the most money from the treas-| ™ Thy city, county and state bear the ex- ury aro the following: The Blair educa- | pense of recelving and counting the votes tional bill has passed the senate. As|At each polling place are four inspectors passed by the senate it -{r)pmprlltel 377,- | at a salary of 37 50 each for five days, or 000,000." The pension bills are almost |$140 for each booth, Two supervisors of limftlesn in their demands. Besides in- | election at each poliing place are paid $5 creaning the rate of every invalid’s and [a day for five days, or $60 for each widow's pension on the rolls to-day, it 1s | booth. Two clerks at $7.60 for one day, proposed to donate a farm and a monthly | makes 315, and the rent, which is $5 a allowanco to each man who bore arms|day, increases the total expenses of a for the anion cause, whether he needs|polling place to 8220. For New York's assistance or not. Fvery prisoner ir |712 booths the cost was $166,640. The Libby, Andersonville, and the otner|total amount of money necessary to worry rebel prisons is to recelve compensation | through the day was 8 follows: for his physical suffering. Provision s | 3 made for all who ever carried a musket or seared an Indian, shows that the amount required to carry out the provisions of the pension bills is e —— THERE'S MILLIONS 1IN IT, Country by Passing Pension and Other Bills, ixpenses of didates. . ... . Expense to tho st®e and county A rough estimate e Total . . ases voe.. 81,383, 40 Trevious to the election the national, 0,000,000, Twenty-five millions more [ state and local committees and candi will bo needed to fulfill the provisions of [ dates probably expended §100,000 for Senator Wade Humpton's bill to pay the | printed documents and postage stampa, officers of the colonial armies half-pay | which wers sent to New York voters, for life, which was authorized by various | making a grand total of $1,483,440, or acts of congrese. Many of these|nearly a million and a half dollare, officers received a commutation of full = S pay for fivo years in Jicu of the half- INDIAN CURIOSITIX pay. But this bill proposes to pay i _lil'.(olm umaliuslruncu -nutdt to 1}1:@; h:lizm Weapors Which are Manufacrured if decease ho amount to whicl 0] prely 3 f o would havo boon entitled. Oue hundred Rigroly 0 SellcoahoWiiten, bills are pending which provide for pub- lic buildings. Owing to the discovery of a log-rolling scheme to got theso bilis through in a lump Jast winter, not one of them passed the house. Most of them will undoubtedly get through before March 4. The total amount appro- priated by them is about 320 000,000. The Ben Holliday Mc(iarrahan, and the troop of private claims which appear an- nually and cost the government thous: |1 ands of dollars for printing and paper | Pipes and moceasiy | St. Paul Day, A fow leisure moments of a reprosonta- tive of the Day were improved thie af ternoon lookiug over tho array of Indian articles of warfare, toilet, luzury, snd geueral utility exhibited for salo 1n the show-windows of a popular business house in St. Pawl., There waere war- clubs, tomahawks, bows and arrows, neck- laces of elks’ teeth and bears'claws, stone of every description, 000 will be needed to reimburse the | the relic hunter, : statos for clwims against the federai| ‘‘Wheredo you got thoeo thinge!” in- government for monoys exponded during | quired the Day represontative. the revolutionary and Indisn wars and| ‘‘Well,” sald the merchsnt, “we get the war of the rebellion. An | them from Lodians, trappers, post trad- estimate of the amount required | ers, and sometimes from amatevr travel- to equalize bounties Is $100,000,000. A |ers and adventurers who have started million will bo needed to establish the |out on small means and after reaching new soidiers’ home in Kansas, Michigan, | St. Paul on their way home from the and other states, The French spolia-|west find it necessary to sell their relica tions, Venezuels, and other dopredation |in order, sometimes to get » meal. It in um up $10,000,000. The Wem- |astonishing how many people go west, plo bill, asking §10,000,000 for thinking they will make a spesulation in Paclkot Cormidariy . DIRECT LINE FOR ENGLAND, FRANCE AND GEEMANY. e —— ‘nlumshlw:: this w::l-km:wu ":1" lve'?xnll: ]ol 2 28 O - n wator-tight compartments, and aro furnish- SKIN DISEASES OURED, b Toquisite 10 make tho, passago both By Dr. Frazier's Magic Oivtment. Oures a5 | 3ta and agrosable, They carry tho United States if by magic: Pimples, Black Heads or Grubs, | \ad European maiia, and losve New York Thurs. Blotches and Eruptions on the face, leaving | Isys snd saturdays for Plymouth (LONDON) Cher- the skin clear and heautiful. ~Also cures Itch, | »3urg, (PARIS) and HAMBURG. Salt Rheum, Sore Nipples, Sore Lips and old, v‘fi“‘"&”;@;’““". ,':;’mm*-““w iy ws, Hm Obstinate Ulcers Sold by druggista, or [ “ein S50 B3 46 875 N ™ oros, i, o, mailed onreceipt f price. 50 cents, Sold by | geutaip Omah, Groncwes A Sch tarectil Kuhn & Co. and O, F. Goodman. Zounoll Blofts. 0. Agta., 61 Broadway, N. Y. ——— The Ageof Decoration dsueral Western Avonia, 170 Wasologton Bt., Chica 2 > %ol San Francisco Argonaut. = tional committees who utter predictions or proclalm diagnoses do so with ropes around their necks. B L A CROWING (7Y The remarkable growth of Omaha during the last few years 1s & matter of great astonishment to those who pay an occasional vieit to this growing city. The development of the Stock Yards—the neceesity of the Belt Line Road—the finely paved streeta—the hundreds of new residences and costly business blocks, with the population of our city more than doubled in the last five years. All this ian grent onrprise to visitors and is the admiration of cur citizens. This rapid growth, the business activity, and the many substantial improvemonts made lively demand for Omaha real estate, snd overy investor hss made a handsome profit. Since the Wall Street panto last May, with the subsequent cry of hard times, there s been loss demand frobs specula: tors, but a fair demend frem Investors seeking homes. This latter claas are taking advantage of low prices In build- ing meterial ard are securing their homes at much leoa cost than will be possidle s yoar hence, Specalators, too can buy real enia’ » cheaper now and ought £ take advant e of present prices for future profite, Uho next few years promfecx sreater d velspmerty in Omnha than the past years, which have been na good as wo conld reasonably desire. Now man- ufacturing cstablishmonts and larga job- bing houses ares added almost weekly, snd ali add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and throvgn- but the Stato, who have their money In the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, if judiciously Invested in Omsha real estate, would bring them much greater returns. We have many bargalns which we are confident wiil bring the purchaser large profits in the nsar future. ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. A young man called at the box office of the Baldwin Theatre the other day and handed the treasurer a suspicious- looking roll of paper.. *‘Please hand that to the manager,” said he. . The treasurer looked at it dibiously. “1'll give it to him, if you like,” he ro- marked; but I might as well tell you that he’s got more manuscript now than he can shake a stick at, and he swore the other day that 3 I took in any more plays he'd"— ““Play!” naid tho young man with a snort; “play! —why, what do you take mo for, young feller? Do you think I am a play-writer? No, sir! I'm sales- man in & papor-hanging houss, 1 am, and them is eamples of our new lines of popers, Play! Well, that 1s gali!” “The treasurer apologized. e A CARD. Toellwho o syiwiug from orvom 01§ {agisoretions of youtn noryous wewipess, early 40ay, 10w of wannood, eto., T wili send & rocipt % will cure you, PREE OF CHARGE. Thllfi:‘l » misslonery in Soutd A envelops W R, J@ York %) Glectands, >/ complicated' forms, also all diseoses of the Skin and Blood promptiy relievedand permanentlycured by re: estedina Forty¥ Practice, Semins s¢. by Dreams, Pimples on vely cured. There y etter, sacredly confidential by Mailand Express, No on ae to indicate contents or sender. Address 1n. JAMES,No. 204Washington St.,Chicago, L, VIGOR &= ware safe. Took free. 160 Fulion &, New York. D it s wavu T, Dutan, Statlen D C ——— Two Lame Ducks, Véall Street Nows, One day when 1 Daniel Drew was in th ith of his powor, 80 to say, & gentleman stopped him on the strest and said “Mr. D tian man.’ . HORNE'S E I believe you aro & Chris- “Woll, y-o-8,” snswered the spocu- Iator | “Then T asa you to do the right thir byme. A mouthago Isold you sou i g 3 Wi coming, the season ef the yekr fc.r echos Blank & Blank raitrosd stack at 38, T | ey oaar,90pming, tho susson ot tho year fco achos two weelis it jumped to 60, It is only | . Hora a will 4vold Rhoun: taat flesh 15 »itico and exoa 0. F Goodwa dorufiled C O D fair that you ehould present mo with ac least $1,009 “My Christian friend,” roplied Uncle Danicl, with a lonesome squins to his left eye, *‘I romember that transaction. Nexr day after buying the bonds i concluded that I had mede a fool of wyself, and therefore rosold for & Led us embrace and consolo each other, and divide my loss betwocn ue,” M R RISDOK o0t Insaraucs Agem o WRPRESENTS Dorkrs's CoLd Mg AT SAUCE & SAna | Feonts Anucoics Cu,, of €3, Jren Dupssixe, ready made, natritious, s % i3 uowical, delicious, Nothing equal t was ever offered, and it s invariabl popnlar both at home and abroad, L A Cornish, N. H., ficm rocently sold 12,000 dozan egas. —e—— Live bat ahooting will be & featuze of the second iuternational clay pigeon tour- nament aé New Orleans. Several thoue- and will bo secured. Sportsmen are grently interested in this novel syort. o I8 DECID BT Royal Havana Lottery | 4 GOVERNMENT INGTITUTION,) Orawn at Havans, Cuba, Kvery k2 to 14 Days, CICKYTS, §2.00, . o . HALVES 8100 Subjech 80 no manipalation, not sontrolled hy th Jartice in interest. It {3 she telross thing i th Wature of chanoo 1 extstonce. ¥ozinformation snd pascou) 0.,Gen. Agont: Turkey desires to make s new losn, but juat where togo for the money, bothers the sultan, o —— Brown's Brouchial Teoches for aghs and Colds, *1 do not see how it is 2 apnly OSHISEY, nent improvement on the Erie cas procurivg ludisn toys and selling them gother with tho Maryland & Del in St. Paul. Theso people usually find ship canal bill, the Hennepin canal prop. |it hard to sell thelr specimens at any osition, the bill for now ecruisere, pay- | price ment of volunteer nurses, ard other mis-| *‘Post traders and trappers often come cellaneous claims, together with the river | to St. Paul with specimens, expecting to aud harbor bill, would swell the amount | realise handsome profits, but they are te noarly 600,000,000, which cougress is | generally disappeited. 1 remember a asked to appropriate aside from the regu- | trapper who came to my store four or lar appropristion bills, Some of these | five years ago trying to sell mo a rare measures have received favorable reports en of Indian workmanship. He from the various committees, and it is|stated that it was made by one of an ex quite likely that in the hurry of a short|tinct tribe, aud the only relic left as o wmsion wany *jobs” will be rushed [ memento of the race. 1 learned after- through, ward that he tried to sell it to several dealers both in St, Paul and Mianeapo- lis, but had faled, Hehad started out asking the exorbitant sum of 600 for the specimen, but had knocked off a The First Keen Twinge, As the season advauces, the pains and aches by which rheututism makes itself Bome elght yeary ago | became the victim of afear. | 1t tul B10d Poigon, communicated by & nurse to wy fufant, and thence throush the bresst acd suffered for 41z iomg yesrs The Mercur/ and Potash treat- ot secmed to drive the urther aystemn ouly 1o break out {n worse {1 gogtions of my ody. Yhres s Pay of Bareball Playery, Detroit Timee, « Swit's Bpeciic, and 16 bas cured Auson, the captain and first baseman, i eatost weing whieh he e | * y " oy e b - L " § 1oported to receive §3,000, and Cocoran *Chicago 1s the highest priced club, known, are experienced after every ex- each successive store until the price d that Hood’s Sarsaparilla is o specitio for rheumatism wo doubt if theve is, or can be, such a cemedy, But the thousands benefited wy Hood's Sarsaparille, warrant us in irging others who suffor frow rheuwmatien takie it before the tirat keen twinge asked wes only $10. T lioked at the man & woment and listened to his story, ahout the rarity of the specimen, efc and then said to him, *My friend, that's a very pretty atory you sre tellivg, bu youcee 1 shan't be ablo to mske auy no swallow it, aud the fuct fa T'll have POF 1512 Bioadway, N Y. Wi & HAUB & CO. Fraak Lobra; “lomke & w v possible for a public man to be himself in winter without this admirable sid."—Rkv, K. M. DEvENs, POCASSET Mass, —— - ¥ Health is Weali | Di. B. O Wrst's Nauvi axp BRAW TRVARMAN coria, D Sunday guning 18 against the lawa of Now York S:ate. Angostura Biuers is a honsehold word #!l over the world, Foz over ) years it bas advertised ibself by its me vortised to w feits, Dr J ho, N or toh basting the Patients, Alphonse Kurr recently paralyzed somw physicians in Paris at a dinver, by {loring a toast to tho health of their patients, Some people think doctors d. uot like their patients to got well, T uth's Westinont. £1.00 8 b 20, sent by mall prepaid oo r aro many doctors in this country who not | 10 3 mly want their p t8 to get well, but - (ve them Brosu's Ira Bitters, Dr. .| JAS, H PEABODY, M. D, N. Robertson, Eiu Grove, N. O., saye, 1 presoribs Brown's Iron Bitters anc it is recommended to be.' aris aud all pervous and dy tie troubles, Reslidonce am ebioet, W8P w T hours 12m. 40 p. m.and fx00 one for oitios 97, 14 North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue, L 7th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam. Davenport, Z)umiug, and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- pia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the l street car line out Farnam, the pro- l perty in the western part of the city | will merease in value, We also have the agency for the yndicate and Stock Yards proper- [ ty in the south part of the city. The f developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and We also havee some fine business lots and some elegans inside resi- *| dences for sule, ties wishing toinvest will find e good bure sy by cu "o % & L REAL EBSTAYXR BROKERS, 23 Touth 14 Bet véon ¥muham anl b ughaa, —We usk t yroperty for sale at us a call- We wan, We will prsitively erty ot w ore il P i Physic an & Surgeon| 14°7 Jones S4 Office, No. 1609 Far |