Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 30, 1884, Page 2

Iy i e et e OMATA DAILY BEE - ATURDAY, AUGUST 30, ] By the use of thia REMEDY, tho Stom= achand Bowoln Togain thelr and the, Blood s purified, It in pronounced by’ hundreds of the best dootors tobo the ON« LY CURE for all kinds of Kidney Dis- cases. i It is purely vegoe. table, and oures when other modicines fail. Tt in propared ex. prosaly for thoro din. onnes, and han nover boen known o fail. Ono trial will cone vineo you. For salo by all drugeista. PRICE 81. % Sond for Pamphlet of Tontl ‘monials, HUNT'S REMEDY 0., 4 Provideneo, 1.1 RURAL NEBRASKA ! The Leading Agricultural and Live Stock Jimrnal of the West. 20 Pa!gs {mnmmx IEAR. lfiu [}ulumns H.S. SMITH & CO., ) JYORS AND PUBLISIRRS. HON'ROBT. W. FURNAS, Secrotary Stste Board of Agriculture, Assoclate Editor. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, 8100 per yoar in advance. £arAGENTS WANTED &7 nLOTS L i - DA L, 2rmbs b Vi Proposals tor District Paving Bonds, Oirv TusasuruxOricr, Omaba, Neb., August 20th, 1894, Sealod proposals will be recoived at this office un- il August 80th, 1834, at (2 noon, for the purchase of $91.000 of District Paving Bonds of the City of Oma- ba " Said bonds are dated Soptember 1st, 1884, and and will bo duo in one,two, threo and four years from date, an equal amount becoming due each year: are in sums of one thousand dollars eash, and boar inter- est from their dato at the rate of six per centum per anaum, payablo annually. Tho principal and inter- est arn both payable at the oflice of Kountzo Bros. in New York. Sald bonids are ssued under the charter power of said city, and will bo deliveredto purchasers, on pay- ‘ment therefor at_the Clty Tieasury in Omaha, on Septemb r 1st, 1884, ids will bo addressod to tho undersigned marked *Proposals for District Paving Bonds.” must stato the full namo and _address of tho b the amount of eaid bonds desired (an_equal due in ono , two, threoand four years) and tho price proposed to be paid. Tho right is reserved to reject any and all bid TrUsAX Bue aug 20-d 10t Health is Wealth ! DR. E. O, Whst's NERYK AND BRAIN TREASMRENT, & gpeciflofor Hysteria, D zinoss, Con orvous Neuralgia, Headacho, Nervous alcohol or tobbaco Drain, rosulting in_iosanity eaping to misery d d death, Promature Old age, Baronoss, I ot powllkin either sex, Involuntary Losses and abuse or over indulgence. 's treatmont. ent by mall prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXE$ maney if the treatmont doos not effoct a ouro. antees issued only by JOHN C: WEST & CO., Jy 28-m&e-ry 862 Madison 8t., Chicago, 1Il. The Stump Speaker, With voice allfhusky and worn, With tonsils swolien and sore, Tha orator stands on & sawed-off stump And politics doth outpour, Talk, talk, talk In weather by th wet and dry; And still for the matter of dollar and cents, He lifteth his voice on high Talk, talk, talk, Wihiile his andience yells and cheers; And talk, talk, talk, Till his words ring in their ears; It's O! to be a slave 1g with the terrible Turk, an orator wastes his time y such cxhausting work! d breath chhoad begins to swim! Talk, talk, talk, Till the flick ring lampa grow dim! , and tariff and trade, Trade, and tanff and state, Till the woary list'n rs fall aslee And dream of theie cendidate, O men with active brains! O men with min1s intense! Tt i but wind you'r listiaing to, And 1ot the soundest sense, Talk, talk, talk, Till the band begine to play! Jarning at once by a single stro fun as well as pay. O, but to hear him talk Of the deeds of gallant men, Or the woudrous and winning words Of the w Bui he'll ta Till the hot ' And then, if he fails to get a berth He'll only talk the more, , talk, ]! - | — HONEY FOR THE LADI ‘Women have no chance in Californin, The pigtails do the housckeeping. Seams of u sofa pillow may ho concealed by placing rows of gilt braid over them. Thin slices of lemon added to drawn butter give a plessing variation to that eauce. Plush covered bellows, with a large bow of satin ribbon tied on foremost wide, are very prett Black silk and lincn gloves and black stock g8 may be washed in sugar-of-lead water to nt them from eracking. impes, chemigettes, plastrons, and vests are as fashionable ax ever,and will 5o continue —made of silk, velvet, satin, or of airier tex tiles. The silk braidwork, which was so extens ly used upon lust season’s street costumes, remain a favorite garniture for all autum™ iny i | Tioad of in grappling with English, and scems entirely comfortable in her capital part Jonchim, the celabrated violin_player, tolls A good story about himself, Ho has a leavy hair, except one spot, which he can casily hide, by not cutting off & particular lock. One day in Tondon he went to the barber's to have his hair trimmed, The bar Ler wish hn k off, but Joachin d ining, whercupon roexc od: “Let me cut it « vou look like ono of those old Dutc The barber had, of course, no idea who he shearing, R Rules for Courtshiy, The manly youth who w naiden woo Will profit if he keeps the in view. 3o not precipitate nor yet to slow; not abashed at a rebuff or so, 1{ ehe is unre<poneive, distant, cold. The wooer should be delicately 1f sho is timid, diffident and shy, Don't fret; sh'll find more courage by and by, Let not her first refusal give distre A woman's no i often meant for yos. [Somerville Journal, —— THE SMALLU BOY, A little boy saw his_mother take off her switch one day and called out, “*Oh, mamma, let us take your ac the yard, so that we can play Ind kansaw Traveler, Said a little be Loy from the ¢ Ip ot in ans, Ar yawningly to another little ry who was on o visit to Sundays are «o tedious,” 8 ‘What makes them so tedious?” T cant play hokey from school on that day.’ e, been going all day and now I am arked an exhausted mother, You are not like a wheel, mamma wmarked Tommy. Why, little bo; : You are tired after you go aronnd but a wheel is tired before it goes around,”—Texas Siftings, “Pa, 18 lye awfully bitter s, my son, it is very bitter indeed, « Well, will 1t poison anybody? T guess it would if you took enough of it. Why don’t more dio then? T reac in the paper that the public was made to swal- !F\\' a great deal of campaign lie,—Boston imes A very small, bright boy, son of a well- known politician recently visited the reliof squadron in Portsmouth harber, and wes pre- seuted by one of the officers with an Esqui- maux dog. ““You must keep him in a very cool place, said the officer, “‘and be sure to keep out of the rain; be very careful also what you give him to eat.” About an hour afterward “the little fellow e Why am T like a lomon?” she asked, and then she expected him to say, “because you are being squoezed,” but he sald, “because you are sour,” Merchants and importers say that the lurge salo of silk gloves and mitts for the present season has [altogether destroyed the demand for gloves of ki A lady has arrived from Bremen with over a thousand artificial eyes concealed in her bustle. Bustles composed entirely of isinglass have never heen popular in this count Elaborately beaded or braided jerseys will be very much worn this autumn over skirts of on cloth, tweed and vigogne. The nowest designg in braidwork resemble rich passamen- Softening of tho Hpe matorhora caused by over exertlontof the brain, selt. Each box, contains ono [ wide and parrow, $1.00 & box,or six bottles for | bodico, will be ve To cure any case. With each order received by us | brocho with large raised for six bottlos, acoomplished with §5.00, wo will send | will make them exceedingly clegant, the purcbaser'our written guaranteo, to_rofund tho uar. PwituP AY men *'Polsonoed with Potash.” until digestion is slmost fatally fmpared. Specific is o vegotable remedy, and rosts Potash, ouly several montt ny my appetit make me worse. system. , andit cured mo of the Blood Job Ga., ) effocts of Erys grow wrse under medical tre medicine containing Potash. § ougbly and absolutely, My appetite, flosh returned I was cur od with it Smith, the largest mere 41 stffored for years fro Kezoma, 1 2 Our Treatise on Blood and Bkin Discases malled froo il THE SWIFT SPECIFIO €O, Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga. N. Y. Offioe, 160 W. 22d 8t,, between 6ch and 7th Avenues. Philadelohia offico 106 Chestout t. This 18 the caso with hundreds who have been unwise enough to take Sarsaparillas, Potash mixtures, ete., Switt s 04 tho nys- tom to health and builds up the waste made by theso Poison, and treated dyspepsia, and both, wavemo houma “hon 100k Sarsuparilia, oto. Al thess tuado me still worse, as it drove the'poison farther into my A friend insisted I should take Swift's Speci- ‘olson, drove the Meéroury and Potash out of my system, and to-day | am a8 well as I everwas.” GEO, O, WELLMAN, Jr, Balom, Mass. ment and by taking ‘me thor rongth and terics, being wrought in close, eluborate pat- terns, A postmnster in an eastern city is a ravi lunatic. Loust week aletter came to the of directed to the pretticst woman in town, and tho run on the offico was 8o great that the poor fellow couldn’t stand it, The letter is still undelivered, : A young man travoling by stago-conch Droke the monotony of the journey by kissing a_young lady, who was " fellow-passeng He quicted her indignant objections by ex. plaining that it was only a stage kiss, and therefore merely conventional, Hurrisburg young ladies are delightfully 5 naive, One of them t to see adoctor, and the doctor was not at home. Miss Harrisburg aw upon the order slate: “Please call at Blank's shoe store.” and supposing that the wman of prescriptions was there gettinggnewly shod, she went after him, There is & promise that black silk dressc will be fn uncommon vogue the coming aut- umn and winter. When good, no material is more elegant or sorviceablo, . Tucks, both upon_flounces, kilts and -y popular with 'the plainer styles, and rich lace, costly appliques, in channille and jet, and panier and tabliers of ised flowers in velvet, A revival emanating from the highest quarters is that of the locket or pendant worn at the throat with e dresses—ono of the few ornaments suitable and becoming to all agos. Nothing unites richnoss and simplicity more than a glittering diamond pendant or cross depending from s ow velvet neck band aud worn with a clinging trained even- ing dress of pure white lace or tuile, One in Dlack is equally effective, ay and black are no longer considered the only regulation traveling colors, Giray unloss of & fine, expensive material, quickly looks dowdy, s one good shower will wrinkl shrink its surface, and black has an ineradica- blo propensity to betray travel staivs. Fawn, biege, or biscuit-colored nun's cloth, relioved with crimson, 18 very pretty and usually be- coming when thus brightened. To keep this costuuio fresh and neat nothing is at once o protective and elegant asa dust clonk made of alpacain one of the handsome shades in which that useful fabric is now dyed, A perfect foot, must be a little lesy in length than one-seventh the heighth of the woman, It should be arched on the top. 1t should be broadest across the hall and the toes, symet vical and tipped with pink nails, should sproad Hat upon the ground at every step. The sc ond ton should be the longest, Tho heel should descend in a straight line from behind the an Klo and should he delicately rounded, The #kin should b white as ivory and marked with faint indications of blue veios, The heel and pproached the officor and asked very gray would it burt the dog to eat ice cream?’— [Boston (ilobo. A bright littlo follow about three years of aga was very anxious to go to walk with his father. " snid the latter, “You can’t go; your too little,” “Oh, no, papa,” he said stoutly, “I'm o big All right,” said his father, “‘come along.” On the way heme the little fellow becamo tired and wanted his father to carry him, 1 wero a big boy,” smd his father pretending to sne “T was a big oy when I started out.” he d, “but T'm a Jittle hoy now,” Ho was carried the rost of the way.—[Boston Globe, ——— The Veranda B Her sancy dimples com: She Inces rather tight;| Hor curls in rich abundance flow— Sho takes them off at night, Her lips wouid tempt a honey-bec, Her left eye's all askew; A Gainshorough hat she wears And & number fowrteen shoe, ke, cannot bake a flannel et eats them by the score; She loves me, 1 am protty sure, But loves her poodle more. Children_employed in the lace making schools at Belgium work twelve hours & day, and earn six conts. We have now 500,000 school tenchers and an average of more than sixty pu The chango in the head-mastership of Eton School has caused an_amount of heated dis- cussion in the newspapers in_England which most Americans would find it_difficult to un- derstand, so far as_any school or college in this country from filling the same place in the popular mind. The education given in the school, which has hetween 800 aud 900 pupils, s extromely bad, probably the worst in Log. 1and sonsidering the amownt of money spons on it; and aithough some reforms suggosted by 8 government com mission which reported on all the endowed schools some years ogo, have been adopted, thero is but little change in the state of affairs as regards the great bulk of the pu- pils. It was hoped that when the late Proyost or chairman of the boardof governors died,and the late head-master, Dr. Hornby, was pro- moted to his place, some thorough ynew man, nent in literature, scienceor politics, would have been put in his place. Instead of this, the governors have appointed Mr. Warre, one ;.I the assistant masters, whose special tield been the dwection of the uthlotic who is best known coach” of the boating crews, and the commander of school volun The excuse for all this is that the *“col- toers. logers,” or hoys who enter on the foundations and aro the sons of parents inmoderato cir cumstances, and can and do get a good educa- tion in the pluce, number about seventy, The rest are gencrally the sons of rich or ywould- be-rich men, who are willing to have their sony pass thelr time in athletics and como out of the school grosly ignorant, be. it s the fashion and one of tho ways of society. should have a 1osy flush, Such r keo treading tho beach of ug plaze, and never will until that & small foot is not women learn Imported Beer kX BOTTLES, Erlanger,.esevecss Cul::l?wher. A RAR Pilsner Kaiser. sessss-ensees DOMESTIC. «o+ s Bavaria Bavaria +« Bohemian .Bremin necosenily u con, beautiful one.—[Boston Bea- | — Never Let Up, Never lot up, no matter what Your purpole I, your scheme or aim; Tho' things go wrong, work all the same And move for none one single jot. Whether your aims ba good or not, Fricud to raise or 100 to lame, Never Remember what wilf b youe lo, 1f you move loser in the game, How you'll bo held to ecorn and blawme, & up, e, R Budweiser. s« ..« +e00..8t, Louis, Anhauser. . . St. Louis. Best s So strike, scheme deep, make thinga red-hot, Never give up. A f(, Isu Milwaukee Milwaukee. ahi Boblik MUSICAL AND DIRAMATIC, rug’s (X1 Porter, Domestic and Rhine Wit - ED. MAURER, 1218 Karnam St. DOCTOR WHITTIER Tony Dinier's aunual tour commences at Seranton, Pa., August 80, Gilbert's new opera will be produced at the London Savoy in December. Miss Ada Gilmore s sald to approach the gncellpuce of the orginal star n *A Mountain Pink."” Laura Don brought out her new play, “A Daughter of the Nile,” at Oakland, Cal.. on the Ilth, Lawrence Barrett's engagement in San Fran- co is pecuniarily successful, The tragedian anins there three weeks longer, t., St. Louis, Mo. Mionfe Maddern*will be supported on her 617 St. Charles it Bt. 2 uagulen onter | travels by Mesurs. Herndon, Lamb, Percy and il Brooks, Mary Maddern, Lillian Wallack and ion, Debhity, Ment, i curlal and other Affece ki or Bones; B1ood Polsoning, B il hme LS s, e ely Privey. trom Indiscretion, Excess, e nee s 5 Ay dliners. of slght = Bophia Eyre, the new leading lady of Wal. lack’s theatre, will make her first appearance in this city Novewber 10, She will play Lady Clare at the Grand Opera House Sam Harrison, th rislng manager of Harrison & Gourley's Combination, leaves for Detroit early next week to arrange for the ‘et roper o unhapby: % | \ening of the company 1 Sin's new play rod, Pamphle he aboV: e Jreddry 0 l’-"""‘!’.‘.‘-‘...o e addrens: Cosuitation st of | Giay City, it Wriks for questions wealed 037 M ee- o ¢ Joseph’ Reynolds, who s an advance ageat, ‘A Positive Writren Guarantee .o h ittty ity i ot "- h‘:l.umnr.'l‘b’l:fl verywhere. woribibg sbeve dlsesses, in FALe o o for Lavgtry, will take caraof the “busi ages, da: ¥ fomble, PhER ness” of the (Tillotson and Williams com- MARRIAGE CUIDE ! 0 panies. Every one who has much to do with the e ", fl".!"....‘&'&.":.".‘. faauimied 1o e opseonitit | o 2be.. ino will talk of little else than the won. v dokiin e Figutelitos waat b ] o ul success of ' Ihe Little Duke.” Mu Bowar * S D waky bos gt over Wor merousney Thomas Ewing Sh feneral Sherman, is now one of the sch brothren of the Society of Jesus, at Nashotah, Wi, The United States Mothodist chureh viucty-seven includes 25,000 clergy and bers. Eplscopal conferences and 1,550,000 mem The first Preshyterian minister to visit 11li- nols was John Evans Fioley, of Pennsylvania, Ho lauded at Kaskaskionin 1797, intending to labor among the Spanish and Tndians, The Ninth Protestant Episcopal church congress will be held in Detroit October 7. The programme of suvjects and speakers cover many subjects of iuterest tu all the other churches, he Synod of Illinols, now embracing 478 churches with 42,068 communicants, was founded in 181 a Presbyterian church wis organized 3 The first Presbyterian church in -Indiana waa planted near Vincennes in 1806, Our de- nomination has now in that stste about 80,000 communicants, and the boards of the church recelve from thewm some 818,000, Of 2,141 missionaries sent forth into the heathen world by the Moravian church no fewer than eight hundred have died at their posts, One of them, D, berger, has labored for sixty-tnree yoars with great success amongst the North American Indians, The Mormon missionaries murdered by the indignant anul‘u-u of Tennossco are looked upon by the Mormons as martyrs, wnd their bodies will be buried as such at the headquur- ters of the chureh, Salt Lake Ci Out of 350 Congregational .-qu{hunln Mass- achusetts, 16 some form pastor i have responsive readings i 1 100 the pacple unite with Lh: og the Lord's prayer; in 65 0 15 & chanti g i soi form, generally the ory b to the Father,” and in 10 the A pos. tles' creed is ropeated. A persecution bas begun against earnest evangelical Christians in Russia, Colonel I'nnrrflwll and Count Korff, who have been active i holding religious medtings and in la. bors for the poor, wre bavished. Tt is also da clared illegal to distribute the publications the Roligious Tract Soc.ety, though they b the printed permission of the censor, 1f T were a ghost, and gon were a ghost, And we met in the dead man my voice Would you shrink atthe touch of my hand, as T know you would, ra and pain and the eadnes Tf you knew at one That all of the pl acdness of love \ Were to b lived over again en then dc en secm hea find it surprise r breast the human unre » again in the skica Or would it not darken that fair new world With a shadow of earthly stain, For if perfect bliss could be marred by my kiss, Then the peace of heaven were yain, Oh, foolish questions, and idle thou What do 1 care for the life above, When our souls I know, wherever they go, Will die with the death of our love, — A Stolen Kiss, HIS EXCUSE. As T bade her good night Could T help just one stealing? The moon's mellow light, As T bade her good night, On her face shone ko bright, Thoso red lips revealing, A« I bade her good night, Could T help just one stealing. HER IDEA, To take only one And then say good night, (How quickly ‘twas done, To take only one, Next timo he'll got pone For 1 don’t like it quite To take | only one— And then say good night, e — IMPIETIES, A ministor having preached the same_dis- course to his people three times, one of his constant hearers said to him af service: “Doctor, the sermon you give us this morning having had three several readings, 1move that it now be passed., Do you care where we Liold our next meet- " asked Bishop Spaulding of the Catholi total absti society of Bishop Ireland, “Notre Dame” was the prompt reply. ‘Where do_the bankers stand?” yelled an excited political orator. We don’t know where they all stand. Some of them are in Canada, some are_in jail. There is one very prominent one in Buenos Ayres, and several arc on their way to Europe, but we to nab them when they lana. It is difficult to say just where the bankers do stand in these troublous times, but we rather suspect it is in slippery places. That's what the Bible says, anyhow, Conductor (contemptuously)—‘“Wot's this? Passenger—*‘My ticket book.” Conductor— ““Tain't good on this road.” DPassenger (looking at the book, discovers that he has handed out Ins testament by mistake)— Ishould eay you no use for it here."— IBoston Transcript. “My dear brothren,” said the minister, leaning forward and spoaking very earnestly, “‘in this excessivo warm and oppressivo wi ther T can excuse a little drowsiness during the sermon, but 1 do wish that you would try and keep awake while the collection is being taken up. A citizen of tho sixty-eighth district, this county, who had been & member of the bap- tist church for a number of years, changed his membership to the Campbeliite cliurch a_fow Sundays since. The preacher very kindly asked the new member if he wished t0 bo bap- i Our man hesitatod a fow moments, 1% up at the minister, said in hesitating tone: “*N-o; 1 baptized on and 1t didn’t do a durned bit of good.” Th now member was not baptized.—[ Waynesboro a.) Citizen, The Southern Churchman tells this story of a country parish in Virginia, *‘They had adopted the new fancy of rising and snging “All things come of thee,” etc., and when the alms baskets were brought to him there was in one basket nothing —in ths other 1 cent. A Colorado farmer, aving been to a revi meeting, felt very religious, and a they were entertaining some city friends he thought the proper thing to do would be to have morning prayers, So the household were assembled, and he began by reading a chapter from the Sible, ther he requested them to kneel while he made a prayer. He commenced, Ten minutes passed, twenty, half an hour; then an hour wore its weary length away; the listeners began to grow restless, but still he prayed with unabated vigor, with no signs of termi- nation, until it was high noon, ~ His wife was in despair; o)l the farm work had yet to be done, besides the housework, and she the kitchen fire would be out, and their ¢! of a dioner slim indeed, She was perfectly in accordance with his wish for morning prayers, but to have them continued all day and far into the night, seemed Jiterally too much of a good thing. At length, unable to endure it longer, she loaned over and whis- pered to him: ““John. don't you think you have prayed long enough?” ““Yes; butI don't know how to witd the durn thing up!” “It’s apity,” remarked the preacher, “that the world is'so prone to be untruthful.” “Well, yes, rather.” replicd a man. _“I have noticed forsome time past that the evil Lias been growing and not only in great things, but even about small things, lies will be told.” True, very true,” answered the layman, sadly, “I'was reading yesterday that ‘heaven li about us in our infancy.” Then the preacher put on his hat and went out to commune with the hitching post, —— At the Making of the Hay, When tho whip-poor And the ap) With & ten Summer'd Llush upon the grass; Where the little stars are keepi Watch alove the meadow And the Lwillw ills are calli boughs are falling, ot my bonnie | I will seek her; T will find her; 1 will sly’y steal behind he And with kisses I will blind her Till she sots the hap And when the barley’s heading And the summer rose is shedding, Oh, there,11 bo a merry wedding At tho making of the hay. Samuel Minturn Peck, C — WHO STRUCK BILLY PATTERSON The Mystery ot th to Be Uleared Up in Court, Special Dispatch to the Globe-Democrat, ATLANTA, GA., August 24 —The ques- tion which has become so famous the world over as to **who struck Billy Pat- terson” stands in a fair way of being satisfatorily answered, The original Wm. Patterson, who was the father of the fam ous Betsio Patterson the wife of Jerome Bonaparte, was in his day one of the wealthiest merchants in the Union. Ho did business in the City of Baltimore and States. He sold goods on time, securing them by mortgages on real estate. The panic of 1837 drove most of the traders to the master. In order to collect tho owing to him by the merchants he fore- | fi closed his mortgages -uuull{ the counties of Kranklin, Hart and Elbert in this state, where he bought in most of the lands himself., duct made for him many bitter enemies, | ¢ aud his movements were closely watched. lin county, an impromptu riot was raised in which one of the mountaineers gave Patterson a murderous blow on the side Mr. John Evans, converted about the year 3, was the first person] who joined the Mothodist scciety in America: He was awak ened by a conversation at table about experi. wental religion with Mrs. Strawbiridge, the fint comvert of Methodism in A was Jod to u conviction of sin by the t »y ur & faiskiul Chiristian wowman, ericy J | *Who struck Bily Patterson!” of the head. The memory of this event prehien to secure the guilty man in life he Ief; a L ; land, | the question. Would your haart rejoic at the sound of | yha office of the clerk of counties of Franklin and Elbert in this will in promised reward dressed to Torpid Liver, Constipation, Malaria, could do. It was in bills, I r tint fore-stalling off my right boot and chucked 'om in, Say! d'y see anything groen in that?” e jumpist of Washtenaw county. higher and further than auything, ani- mal or human, than a panther; I eail higher than a jumpin’ hoss, I'm open to _even bets day or night, and I go out and _jump 'lsven feet just to astonish the children. that " ‘ere stranger offered sich odds I looked at his legs for a minute aud re- t Sad Event About | arked that I was his huckleberry.” butes, and I feet six creek myself. I'm home, and every time I trade hosses or shot-guns, or dogs I attracted much trade in the Southern |feller. I'm razors, wall | chap, I'll make every bono _crack, and they found in Mr, Patterson a hard | it was a good one on me! money | it beaten! Play me fur a fool andhit the He visited per-|ha mad, to smast, wasn't he! [ His con- |to thin his blood, and he got it from a . from the baud-wagon! While in a crowd in Carnesville, Frank-|),m embittered the rest of Patterson’s life. | no benefit from their treatment. Ho offered a large reward for the ap-y[Kidney and Liver] Resepy has made a on of the man who struck him, | wonderful change in her condition, thus giving currency to the question jhealth is good.”—0. M. Hubbell, Jd4 3 atrs - ! atling | Prospect Avenuc, Bulo, N. Y., June If I Were a Ghost, provision in his will for the payment of £1,000 to the person who should answer record in the That will is of court in state, And now comes a letter from Mrs. Tennie E. Corey, of Athol, Warren county, N. Y., asking for a copy of the she may claim the Her letter is ad the “‘Ordinary of Franklin county,” and tells its own story as fol- order that tows ““My father struck Billy Patterson.” It was a great many years ago, or at least I suppose it was, as | was a very small child when he told me about fit. He is dead now. As near as 1 can find out he was wild and mischievious when young, and ran away from his home in Vermont, where he was born and raised by tender parents, Ho was of a roving disposition, and among other places which he visited was Franklin county, Ga. As he was fond of sport, he at: tended most of the public aftairs. He attended the one in Georgin—I say the one, because heleft Georgia as soon as possible, and never returned to see how Billy Patterson ever camo out, He said when the row began and when Mr, Peacomaker, as he called Billy, stuck his name in to break up the sport he just leveled him and *‘dug out” a8 soon as possible and left Georgia for- ever. He went to Cleveland, Ohio, and a8 he grew older and wiser ho began to grow stricter and became as good an on- gineer as was ever on the road, and run ffteen years on one road besides otha My mother went from this place to Ohio, and married my father and 1 was born there. We came back here to live. My father's name was George W. Tilla- ston. He never knew there was a will made, and Tam not sure that he would have cared to have told, as he had money enough, butas I am an_invalid I might as well have vhe money if it is still offered.” The Ordinary of Franklyn county has had a transcript of the will taken and has forwarded it to Mxs, Corey, at Athol, N, Y. The nextstep will probably be a demand upon the representatives of the Iate Mr. Patterson upon the money, and in the event of the refusal to pay it, the matter will become a subject of litigation inone of the United States District courts of New York. ame X The Modern Science of Railroading Philadelphia Call. First railroad director. 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