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t MAHA DAILY BEE-- SATURVAY, AUG N | The Landiord’'s Lament, 0, what hss got into the weather, And why 1s the seascn wo drear My gueats have departed together, With all of my hopes for this year, The days are disgustingly chilly. The nights a e confoundedly cold, My prosy +cta now knock me most silly, ¥or gone is my chance to get gold. My bedroome are mildewed and dosty, My dining-rooms empty aud bleak; My entire establishment's musty, Andmy reut will be doe ia & weok. No more will T oster in summer, And floundor around in a hols, T will borrow the toola of a plumber, And practice npon the North Pole, —=N. Y. Journal, L1 ONIWKOI3Y SISI9DNHA ONY SNYIJISAHI i e — / HONEY FOX THE LADIES, ¢ modicina, eombining Iron with pure Wn o um«:’. Tfl*" and _com! Elo(rly Curen D Wenkness, Ympure Blood, Dialaria,Chills and Fevers, and N Tois an nnfil ody for Discases of the Vineyn and THoeFr - 1 Tovaluable for Discascs pecallar 0 ‘Women, and wll who lead sedontary lives. Tedocs not fnjure tho teeth, canse hendache or Iron med o do. e toastipa y ‘hos and purifics the blood, stimulates |§L‘$d‘;|;la|l & asetmilation of food, re- Hoved earburn aad Relohing, and sirenith: e Tnearmittent Fevors, Lascitude, Lack of Enorgy, &o., It haa 66 equal, &9~ The genuine has aboro trade mark and orossed red lince oo wrapper, Take no other, Wade enly by TROWN (HRNICAL €O., BALTINORE, ND. VARICOCELE S¥so), ibom s, M ¥, $11.350 IN CASKH GIVEN AWAY To SMOKERS of Blackwell's Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco. Cameo jowelry has again appeared. Silvet antique jewelry is much worn, Walstcoats aro worn with riding habits, Plain and plaid goods are frequently ocom- bined, Tussors silks are the best materials for dast dloaks. Bolton sheeting. breadths of skiits. around the arm, Stauding linen collars with a little embrold- ery on the edge are worn, New ico oream plates are of Bohemiau ware and have twisted handlos, Fun-plaited ekirts of black and white or ecrn and red are very pro ty. Borax dissolved in water and applied with a spor ga will clean n ¢ black goods. ‘The handrom: st border for a cra: broad band of red or peacock blue 1 ‘Wall pocketa of fine colired silks are taste- fuqly covered with coverings of criental luce, The fashion of weurirg real fruit instead of nrtificial, or of n tural fl.wers, has increased. A Focomiug finih i«imparted to a shirred, uilt is & vet. Hinndkerchisfs with bright colored border or ‘t:mlhraldury are tucked in the belt or button- 013, Branches of the elder bush, hurg in the epecta) eponit 18 to guarante the | dining room of a house will clear the room of 1y.g:nl of the ’L‘)'wmlllm'l‘ ly described flier, I B e Paper flowers aro disposed upon panels or ‘The mivms will be paid, no matter how il plaques and used a8 mantel or wall ments, Oarpota shouidjbe chosen with & view of their being the background of the furniture of a room. Small treo-toad ear-rines, rade in green or shaded gold with diamond eyes, are the latogt caprice. Porcelain finger riogs in different colors are ‘worn by ladies who dec.are them to. be. the lutest Paris fashion, Eogngement rings now in fashion are of sapphires and diamonds, This is sometimes altered to 1nclude rubies, « Gin rubbed on the face at night will im- prove the texture of the rkin and helo to close ths pores enlarged by the usa of powder. Tho first Chiuese lady has arrived in New York, There are other Chinese women there but they have never had their feet bandadged. It is said that there are no fewor than tw ty distinct shades of the mnshro. pignon” color, though the shudes in any of i number of bags roturned may be. Office. irham Tobaseo (o, B P ey o e} i end Dran B We Indlose you ‘Dlace on Hpecial Depdiit to pay premiume 0 [ to b o Dec. g the Bank of Dur "‘dl a‘l‘)‘n ""'f" (:’ oy 10, 1684, 38 0‘!;} bt ilachseaTTe Durham Tobaceo 00, " Bave to noknowlede recalpt of DA from yor, which. wh havo blsced GpoD el Depgnit the ot on plate. ot iy, . A WILIY, Caahier. None pennins ‘1“1::“:&:1“ of BULLon the mall E5ee onr othier aunouncomenta. "DOGTOER 617 8t, Ch varied tones is not ko much worn as was ex- A roguiar grads s peocted, and ey busas To press flowers, place them _hetween two At arink shiets of 16w blotiing puper. Place n hoavy Physical Weaki weight upon them snd let thew remain for tions of Thro two or three weeks, They may be fixed to e ot o icitoe o iy PHrRiey | PAOF DY strong gum arablo ses Arising from Indiscretion. Excess, | Smelling bottles are ma le of long cut glass, s:g&wg,my!flg ich groduce tome of 188 | aome of thom ten and twelve inches, “with sily-r tops. They ure kenorally filed wish oologne wat r, sud bet g too tuiky to carry, are left ou the drawing room table, A lady resder writes to say that +ho hay been losing her hoir receutly, and wants to know what ghe shall (o (o prevent it. Either koep your burean drawer locked or elss dis- charge tho hired girl wud get another of & complexion different from your own. ‘While thirty couples are pooning on th» porch of a Long Branch hotel the ouher night some wicked wret sh st ck his h ad aroun the corner and shouted: *‘Look out! Here comes your husbsna?” Immediatel& twenty womeu uttered suppressed shricks, and 1isicg, fled to their rovms, White silk gloves are worn by the millions, These favor economy, for, th«wgh l.h'l ma soil quickly, we all knrw that white silk han kerobiefs und siwilar acticles of good quality wash well. So also do silk gloves, and vhe in- ight ve memoey, , puybienl docay, oo ‘;’"‘é l.n-.n-h‘,l ' s, conturies ";-. s, 010, Pty vl P R (34 o o0 he Shove sk oealed cav 1o wny sddres. tation st of- ‘or by mall froe, aadinvited Wrils Gor questions. ‘A Positive Wrivren Guarantee MARRIAGE CGUIDE! B et jcontains no | gyituble tiny darns at the finger ends show t ““:,%‘g;': less consplouously than when gloves are col- rl or, A oornor woll-basket is of dark brown wicker, lived with garnet cashmere, Two of the sides are at right augles, while the round: d front is decorated with a valunce of guruct veivetoen, ornumented with a do-ign of leaves in applied work und edged wih croch t voolen lace, At the corners are crochet ro- settes with hanging ball tassels, There is a club of pretty girls in Boston who have sworn never t» wear oeye-glucs us or spec: tacles before they are munlm‘fi It avpesra Ghat the average Bost:n girl reads und stuuit 80 muach that very muny of the dear creature are near-sightod. Glasses have, therefo bren greatly in vogue, but a girl with gluwses is almost unkissable. ' Therefore, the soviety aforementioned.| Chatelaine watches are not #o much used now as formerly, At the rawe time very beautiful ones come from the best w: rkshop ', Among thexe may bo mentioned & Pansion prcimen, the budy uf the watch beiug encaved iawlaga round gam: t, witk ycllow gold rib- bon-work intorlasing aoross e upprr half. Th pendant is o heartof gw nete, with yeliow gold chain of «pon bridd work, Cshmere in fine qualities will compose’ one of the very fashivnable dres fabrics the com ing soavori. Sam les of new Parislan shado 4 0 nteiiows” 0. . Doy, AT A LR G e e = . Bl itz 1t wuperier N h ey e Will bo sent by mall on recelpt of price in n‘l‘gl.:m e CICN FOOD 00, Rk ety v BxTaACT OF Matt-G0 C. A. POTTER, LAW REPORTER ! reave Omaha, Neb. @ Doposition Dickations, Blo., promptivieton®’ MU e e e Notice 1o Contractors snd Bullders Fealcd proposals wil be recolved up to Augtst 11, PRrst i A D St ju ttorwarded to importers show exquisite £r cocupaney, & brick souvos house, abovo thp toun. | -1is 'es of biege, golden bronie, deep mows dation, &.!'" flold, Sarpy m-n o Nob ..ul.]. ac. | kreon, fawn, ltukrrflny, Neapolitan blue 31 vl - # Bros,, | & most rich and 1are co oring, Poupelan red, :flm.mm‘-:’&. ke brick and cut stone | und for evining wear u list of | ale, lovely tints d by the building com- iittee All othor materi il 10 be furnished by eon tractor, Plans o speolfications can bo scen’ &6 J D. Bpearman’s store, o Bpringtisld, Neb. , orat Clove £00 numerous to rofer to here, st f ulso of new delicate tiues impossible to describa, — e Tith day o1 ey ot o 206,00 s1ghi Vo refeo ay o1 M Dy Sanvdnante ‘Bpis. “idross Dullding comi-iites, Bpringheld, Nob, The Ulatant ballfro's souey son Jly 9w 106 Comes gurgling from esch olump; Tho chirp of #parrows all duy long, 4 heat | banoath the trooe, Science of Life, Only $1.00 BY MAIL POSTPAID, "The cackle of each barnyard goose, Which waddlea 'round the pump, Now strike upon he breeze] But not & sound of all theso crews T« hulf s harsn so the hulibaloos Of orators on ths stump, e 2 MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, son Avgu-t 18, from Ernest Gye. The Emma Abbott opera compsny open their sesson in a Cinclnunati beer ball, Sip tember 1. ‘The German opera season in London c ofilJuly 11 with full house, HNOW THYSELF, A GREAT MEDIOAL WORR ON MANHOOD winter will be Franke's " Hero' Rehausted ;Horrous nod Puyos Dobity | 5151 . il o Jadiscrstions or o3 | Miss Clara Louise Kellogg,in company with ook {orerey mas, young mildieages | Mre Aot Chicug, b bien Vil Lo Mlmbfihhhvduhh oo and Pasls, : %0 found by the Author, whose expericnos for 2! Roland L, Tayloure will manage Miss Lil Lefore fell to the 11 | lian Olcott, Her parts will ba Juiict, Par- o boautit | than, Viols, and other legitimate Ghurac- o | ters. The new Philharmouic society at Berlin wil d|give next wioter :wemur-ud © Dot ria. o t | which ten will be coidu i 141 five esch by Wal mer a-d K1 ndworth. understood to huve pioposed o, the director of the Metropolitan opers house to miuuge if u xt reason, Thore i & fair probability thai ho wil seoure the h use because he has con tracs with Patti and other fawous wrti te by the Tor rende from ull negutiatious sppears b0 be corubo e'ght, divided equally smong Liverpool, Bur, Pretty summer lambroquins are made of Steaight fullness is fashionable for the back A erent many thin chain bracelets are worn Wwhite mull bunnot by facing with bluck vel' | The screoching owl's ‘too-wbis, too-whoos,” Six New York theaters commence their sea- Christine Niluson has refused $2,600 a night d ‘Lohengren” which drew a The novelties at the Berlin u.‘;andhnwn next and Waguer's by Jowhim, and Tho r dowt tble Col mel Maplesin is now b d. of ¢ “lmr Patti hus baen benet on #) sides with ! Said our ex-u.ini the wost tempting offers to remain in Kueope. Think of $5,000 for 6.ch cvnoert in w serles of + ' i o mingham, Manchester, and Glargow; alao of highet branches 8f science and fitting them. or C J , and Aibert Hall! Gye |ielves for cargete. 1 hove two dwughters fora for Crystal P.lace, an ye thorey | Mins m Who x ekl cleARA i will ng to give her hot own terme. She has & renewed «flor of stupendous finsncial import from 5t. Petersburg, Two Frenchmen, the brothers Forre, have invented a new kind of harp, made entirely of wood, lostesd of strings the inv.ntors use strong strips of Amerfo.n fir, Thy sound ix produced, ss in the ordinaey harp, by tha con- tact of the fingers: but the playsr wears lasthe @loves cuvered with rosin, The tone of the instrument is eaid by Le Menestrel to be of romarkable Lurity. Bartley Oampbell's ‘Siberia® company will open the regnlar season st the Grand Upera hou-e, New York, on Auguet 18, The o her coming atbraction are, ““A Mountain Pink” at the Comedy, *Madame Bouiface” at Wal- Inok's, Minuie Palmer at the Fourteenth 4troet theswra, Lotta at Daly’s, “Investigntion” st the Theatre Comique, “‘Called Back” at the Tifth Avenus, “"The Silver King” at the Peo- lo's, ‘‘Caprice” at the New Park, “Nel wynne ' at the Casiro, “The Seven Ravens ' at Niblo's Thextre, ‘“The Silver King” No 2 company, at Mount Morris theatre, *‘Sieba” at the Star, and Pastor's company at Tony Pas- tor's thoatre. o — Ballad of the Breeches, Some pantaloons Had lain in tailurs slock fur many moons. Al out ot styls 2 No customer, toisvuth, o uld they beguile. Like guuny-bays, They secmed a travesiy ou buman legs. Av lnst, despairin The tailor bung them vut one Ana piuned a sign Thereon of goodly rize und les.ers fine— “Thieeo pants for sail,” : His spelling,true,w s sometime s known to fail. Not long before His landlord, widly rurhed fnso the store, “how de do?" The tailor cried: *What can I do for you?” “Do wh t I say— Take down those suils, the block will blow awayl” y for airing, ~{ Burlington Press. e e— RELLIGIOUS. There arc 65,000 clorgymen in this country. There are 12,000 French Catholics in Chi- ©ago, At Shanghal & volume is aout to bo pub lished containivg the '‘Ave Macda” in 318 languages. Forty-three rembors were received at the Fiist dcteh Presbyterian church at Chicago, 1il., on the murniog of July 20ch. Fands smounting to $85,000 bave bean con- tributed toward the erection of & German Ev.ngelic.l church in Jerusalem. The Moody and Sankey csmpa‘gn in Lon- don, recently closed, cost 880,000, eviry cent of which was voluntarily < ontributed. Bishop Whittle, in bis forty years of mis- slovary work among the Indiaus of Min- neavta bas ridden vn horreback over 30,000 wiles, Tho Cumberland Presbyterian church has been admitted to the Alliunce ot reformed churches -y o vote of the Pau.Presbyteriun oouncil at Belfasw The Danish-Ame¢nican Miseionary society at Copenhageu, has reat this ng)rin five youog wmibisters of the gospel to Dauish congregas iuns iu the United Siates, he Southern Presbyterian church claims ths houor uf o1 ganiziug the first presbytery in tho Republic of México —the Presbytery of ‘l'umu;llyan It has five churches under its coutrol. The Congr ational church st Pittsford. Vt., celebrated itw cq tounial abuut two weoks ago. Lho church bad'fiad durivg this period tan pasturs among thom the (ather of Colonel Robert Logersoll. The Wesleyans in Englend rep-rt a net in- crease of upwards of 30,000 1. is added that the past three yoars huve witnessed the groat- est development of Methodiem in England winee the days of John Wesley. Bishop Ryle, of Liverpool, preaches in the open air in the great sip building yard at the no.nintermis ivn and amoug the 14,00) car- cers, with their wives aud childien and the men of the gre.t freight stations, having of- times from 2,(0) to 8, OVinone assembly, The Episcopl Churchof the Holy Faith at Santa Fe, N, M., is endeavoring through rector, the Kev Edwaid W. Meaney, to ts- tablish » sanitarium for con-umpives fo that of T,m.‘d and # portion ot the funds for the bulding. Itis to b open toall denomina- tions, The church of the New Spiritnal Dispenea- tion has bien founded in Brooklyn, aud th believersho'd regular Suud.y evening wect- ings Toere are no orduined préachers i the| church org.nization, but I cturers come for- wa d fr.m among tue members whea vccasion! dem nd-, The papal consistery. officlally fixed to) meet in Septzmhur? P'm.m, twelve card. nalu will ba croated. ~ iThe ~ superior _of the} Franclioan brothers, Brooklyn is making a tour of Ireland to_obtain recruits for the mission in America The arhbishop of Oregon is appealing to the English catho- lica for funds to est blish new wi-sions in Al- aska and Vancouver Father. Hogan prosident of tho coll ge of ~t. Sulpice Paris will 0on sail for Bostgn where he will found aseninary, e — In the Suwiner. Tn the Summer every hummer Saekn greou fivlds and patures now, And the gay comm r.i: drummwer, Whou thogiris declare *'a huminer,” Dous a suit of navy biue. Iu the Summer every j lumber, As he puispiration wipes, Coolly sits iu meditation, Aud his warm imagi ation Lightly torns to thoughts of pipes. — EDUCA VIONAL, The board of educitio of Chicago has pro- hibited 'h4 study of Greek by the public sch ols. The practicil un nimity of the b ard in taking thi: retion- the vote being 13 to 1 not Inapily repres:nts the unanuity of public senjimel £ on this su. joct Herbert Spencer, in his work on education, says: ‘“The first riquinits to & round educa: tonistobea go davinal ’ To be a grd animal, to huve geod heslth aua maintuin it, simply moeny a strict conformity o the laws of health - to the laws of our physical buing, Haverford college, Vhilapalyhu, which for a year past hs shown steadily increwsing e tipid e ond intellgenoe in the use of i re- contoee «fews for the next collegiats year a course in piaciical astronomy for wmateus and private students uuder the direotion of Professor Sharpless, “Tha course of fustruction in dramatic art, at the New York Liyceun school of acting, com- prises physioal trainivg, mimlo expression, deve opiwent of the voice, vocal ugmhm, wimlery, study of plays, study of character, stage Uos'ness and reading.” Frauklin N, Sargent is the director of the school. Shorter college, in Rome, Ga,, has just 1o coive | 840,00 under the will of the late Al- fred Shorter, for whom it was named, Five thourand dollars will be used to improve the ds and buy a tlescope, and the rest will B invosied and the intereat used to pay the tuition of poor und deservivg irls, All the superivt ndents of instruction and the instruot. rw of - higher educ tiou in Minne- s0bs have been ssked to attend & convention, to be hel | in the state capitol o St Paul, on the 2 th and 27th, ihst., to d/scuss questious megarding the o/gan zation +nd e hods of work in th & geners] department of educstion, ‘1 he Sohouectady Stor cloi to bave strict. Iy relisbla wuthe rity tor the asertion that President palet Nett Porter, while knowu C uoutional in. this purpose d'to place i De. P uniticeus fund of $.0,000,0 Jtter wis obl ged by persona Parly, was fuportuu d by a we fornie wil fouwire W found ab » stivute iy San Frauoiseo; ot f the gentlegian pr. ter’s han | the 1l f A NG the visitors to the Natlcnal Teach: ere’Convention at Madiwn, wan Monsigior Capal, snd beiug urg ily 1equested 10 nay & o |fow words of encoucsgeiment, the elugient | prelate responded in & speech that wmong t | many g od thiogs contwined two « f superlative « exco'louoe, Tuo lirst was au «arnest appeal Lo the teachers for thoroyghuess in the teschii g The revort that Gye has eutirely withdiasn jof Eglish, aud the recoud was v indignaut - divclomer of any evil intentions on the pas tholics seainst (he public schouls. vty Germany, Mr. A, A. Bag ot inan inwrview the ither day: wre twenty Americau *..1- at the uni- d, Zowica, Switzeilard, sudying the . ve sty city. The citizens have contributed ten ac, es)| Ta80 ing the famous know, e in this conntey and but she wanted ald know, and ty for who is #thic der the mm course, and Miss Liz oye and the “ewr #p cinlistin the wor took o de s ea in medi wis li ensed to prac ice hore to learn «1lthat a0 ovulist « has bonatth Zur h unive time, The doors of every u rope except th t at Zur ch n the face of women. The French admit women to their medival colleges, but not to their uni versities, AN English court hes decided that the na- tiona! schools can not eompal the children who attend them to osrry on any part of their studios after school hiurs, A child whoso fa ther refuced to sliow him to study t home, was “kept in” to make up the deficientoy. The father sued the shoolmaster for “illagal detoution.” The lower court overruled the plea, on the ground that no force had been oxercised. The Queen’s Bench set ax.de this dec)ston, on the gronnd that tha schoolmaster's oxercien of hix authority was equivalent to the use of force, and that the father had a right to forbid study at home, if he chose to do so. As tho school-honrs in England are six houraa day, this deci fon e not be held to int tfere with the reasonable efficiency of teaching. 1In that nnmber of honrs not only the rccitation but the preparation of lessons micht be got throngh with. It is to be hoped that this Foglish ex mple will fiud imitsors in Ameri- ea.In otners the main businiss of the chil dren fs thiown iuto those e cnfrg hours which should be devoted to healhful recroation and fawily intercourse. nack. Departing, T had clipped a curl hat et hor Lrow did hig: She smiling said: **You'ra like a gun, You go off with a “bang.” At which T preseed her lips and cried: “For punuing you've a knack; But now L'm Jiks » fisherman, Tgo off witha “‘amyck " : Wilmington Star, Camp taeotings will be ripe in a fow days. Muscular christiauity is above par among the colored christiavs of the Quaker City. But muscle scoms to be even farther above than christianity. A Texay ministor has loft the pulpit to go to the legislatuce, Ho will now order his pantaloous made with two hip pockets in- stead of ouly one, ‘ In what condition was the patr'rach Job'at he end of his life?” & ked a Suudsy echool teacher of a quiet looking boy at the foot of the clase. **Dead,” calmly replied 1he boy, A religious woekl{ of prominence thinks the average snlary of the ninister should be advanced. How would it o as a preliminary toadvance the av: raze qu lity ofthe minister? Chicago has a ttamp who returns thanks for his hreakfast in five modern languages and repents the Lord's prayer in Greek, Latin and Hebrew. KEvidently a new variety of the species, Minister's Wife—'‘How terriblel This paper says that a Methodist minister and his samily io the rural districts of New Yor were recently discovered to be ou the verge of star- vation ” Minister—*“Well he might have known enough to keep a big dog.” Miniater's wife—* Wiy, what for?” Micister—*To soare uff donation partios.” Mutthow Vassar made his mouey by mak ing beor and ale, ete., and epsut a good deal in building and endowir 4 Vursar_college for young womun at Poughkerp<ie. N.%. Mr. ‘ 81 nlso left the wam f $7,000 to the Sab- huth Schools of the seven churches in Pough- keepdie. There was some ambiguity in the wording of the will, aud thi bequest h been in dispute ever siuce Vasea's desth. ‘The churches have been quarrelling over their share of he beer money. Some of them cliimed that the will msaut £7 00 to each of the reven church schools. — Others settled for $1,000. Two of the church claims are yet un- s tuled. They want all ths mouey they can get out of the Vassar beer house, It is gratifying to learn that in at least one respect kome of the ancient prophets are not 1y ely to bedisturbad While time shall last There huve been %rnp!lutl who have found life 8o miserubl. that thay were not sorry to die, but of lute rufifl:m Tika Lesd dovety ped an iuquiring spiric that has caused certain Savred memory to be picked to pieces after they were dead and ocould not dufend themselves, Klisha's hair—if he had worn any—would gave stood on end at the irrever- enceof men who have argued that two she bearsmever could have tornup forty-two bud butlively childr n in one group. Daviel's prophesies have been twisted by all sorts of meu to mean everything and nothing; while Jonah; who made the m. st remarkable “‘stow- away” passage on record, has been classed with the meudacious relstors of ovlossal lied known as fish stories. But Haggi, Zecharish and Malachi are safe—at least to the extent: of having vheir alleged graves opened to see if any bones are in them, for the Sultan has given their tombeunto the purpe'ual kesping of the Jews, who believe in the prophets an 1 are willing to let a mn aloue when he is dead. e —— The Veteran ~tumper's Will, The good old times have pass-d and gone; ‘There's nothing like them row. Nomore the cumaign work is done On the hurrah T trow, In y.in our charg s we outpour; They do not sesm to huct, And, sadder far, we have no mora Tu'air the bloody shirt. Full dear that sa gnine garment was To niany & mnddled brain, And many an srgument it has Served stontly tosustain, ‘Whenever rhe ric pstered « ug And nauizhe was | 16 o blur, We'd only just to raise a shout And wave the bloody s Some rigmarole about the war, g lvlku:lm the r]lxhu of m S 'me thumping lies, s n st ies About the Ku Klnx K an, e Whon drewed up in a phra, ‘That were both shurp an curt, Loft nothiug slse for us to do But wave the bloody shirt, But people they are changed, I trow, Aud now (hey treat as bosh Our elugnence; and they allow The shirt will swhow wash. Aud they will ask us questi s, too, And #fem 8o mighty pert A fellow can’t know what to do About tie bloody shirt, ——— BPEPPERMINT DROPS In Artic uslnrnflom America is four miles and eightecn deaths ahead, ““The battle is nt always to the strong,” yot Limburger cheose invasiably manuges to knock down men of might. The icemen of Washington have been frozon out by the departments, They wanted t0 get up a corner in baigs, Ticklefoot is the name of a thriving town in ‘Vexas, Thera ar h; should be changed to Taaglefoot ) " The cucumber s to watermelon, while the green spplo rolls around in glee: ' Woars oramplog tu-uight on the old cramp- groynd,” A Jirsey City man tans loather with stale egg+, and in viow of the number of lorg-wind- +d oretors who w e now taking in ballust this waste of useful waterial should be discour- aged, ““There now," exclaimed Mrs, Popinjay, as atriy of dishes went crashwg to the floor, while the waiter wiw tryn & to pus Popiujuy’s quartes iuto bis pocket. bl‘nu is what comes of tippiug the waiter, “Will you have wult on your ezgs?” asked the hutel wuiter of the guest. “Ohb, ao. thauks, They ura not at all fioh nen the waiter went out th consult tu. 1 ndiord to sew it the hotel had been insulved. — | Merchunt Traveler. . At the pump., Wirst milkman—This is Betting to be & nuissnce, Jim. I've bad to puwp up ten gallons wore than usual to-day, torupply the d mend for cream alune, wnd ' about wora out, Second wilkman (thoughtfully) - I tell you what wo can do, rig up & windwmill to'the puwp during this busy sewon, and in that wiy keep the supply of milk up to the de- mand without extra labor on our part. [Lowell Citizen. Tha trouble is that the cympaign song does not biing out our best talent 16 is the ssme with the woodous of the candidate, Ovmpa‘ga portraita are gensrally engraved on basswocd with a double-barrel shot-gun, It is anim prompta affair, So_is the campaign rong. Sidney Lanier and Baron Tennyson do not writo campaiun songs. Neither dors the sweet sioger of Michgan. Unly the high-board fence poct aver wiites campaign songs that are sung to the tuve of John Brown's remains lic mouldering in the grave, while his sonl is in the act of marching on. Very fow writers of campaign & ngs ever dis a natural deuth hey generally die mysterion-ly and suddenls and with some other man's boots on,— | Bill Nye. o — Twas Ever Thus, 1 never had & giece of bread Paticularly wide, Bat if ¢t fell ugon the floor, "T'was on tho buttered side. 1 never had a bit of toast, Howevar good and wido, But it always full on the »anded floor And on the buttered side! Ben Butler, —— SBINGULARITIES, A calf of Ayrehire breed, belonglng to Mr. Colw, of Pawtucket, R. I. has lived any thriven it ce its birth, six weeks ugo, although it is provided with one nosteil only, and has not even a rudiment of the second, A boy was born tothe wifeof Chatles| ¢ Silory of Castleton, Ind., tho other day,which weighs t)-day but 17 ounces. An ordinary goblet plac:d over the head of the child reuch- en toits hips. Tho organs are all perfactly foamed and well proportioued avd the child is | « living and dofog well At West _Point, Miss, onthe Canton, Aberdeen & Nashville railroad, a few days| ago a workman while borivg an artesirn well struck & populsr troe several fuet in diameter at a depth of 550 foet. The wood is in & per- fect state of preservation, The city of Paris have been presented by the Shihof Persiatwo dimituve cumels no Jarger than poni's, which bslong to an ex- cendingly rar species of which the Shah has four specimees in his privats stables. They will be placed in the Jardiue yes Pluntes in a hous: coustructed especially for them, While_n negr: was ploughing near L Thirt Years Record, cuni T, fhe uae of this ZMEDY, the Stome IR fschand Dowols o tpeedily regain thete trenyth, and the THE blood is purified. | [ XIDNEYS Ttin pronounced by \ raven | f nundrods of o beat doctors tobo the ONa D LY CURE for all Kinda of Kidney Dis- URINARY i ORGANS It is purely vego. DROPEY ll tabie,and curenwhen GRAVEL ot modicinoa il DIABETES 1t 1o prepared ex- i Bmromms proemly foc ihoss dis: oasos, and has nover TN lf boen xnown to fait. AR One trial will oone = vince you. For sale o by all druggista, o PRICE $1.35, | o Send for aoe Pamphlot INERVOUS ML LA DISEASES e RETENTION HUNT'S OR REMEDY NON-RETENTION ©0., Gt Providene: 4 URINE ! R. L. Grange, Mo., u short time ago, he turned up a bumble b nest. The mles did not linger loug, but started for the wouds. Tho plough caught in the root of u tree, holding the mules fast until the bers stung them to death. The negro was 80 badly stung that he raved like a madman for two days. The nutmeg trees ¢row on the islands of Asis and tropical America, and look like small pear troes. They boar fruit saveuty or eiphty years, In Jamaica thero is one tree that every year has on it over 4,000 nutwexs The fruit is about the sizs of a peach, and when rive it breuks open and shows the teed, which is the articls lev\n to commerce as the nutmeg. Maice is the thin covering over the seed. The Dutch have nut confrolled the nutmeg trade for muny years, They tried to contine the growth of the nuto-eg to ths Banda Islands, which they owned, but the nutmeg pigeons carried the nuts into all the xurround: ing countrios, and the treos grow and flour- ished in spite of the would-be monopoliats. An ingenious horticults of Philadelphia, noticing that almost every hour in tho day somo plant bloomed, has constructed on this priuciplo a floral clock composed of twonty- our plunts—one for every hour, At the top of the clock, at 12 o'dock, was planted the portulucea. At the hour of 1. 2 and 3 he hud different varieties of the same plant, each ot which bloomed at the hour opposite to which itwas plauted. At 4 o'cluck the common plant of that name w-s placed; at 5 the gar- den nictago came out; ut 6 the gerantum triste and at seven the evening pirimose. At 8 he had the bona nox, at 9 ihe silence nqctificra, at 10 a cacuns, at 11 another kind and at 12 the night-blooming cereus. Tho plants at 1 and 2 were cictus, at 3 the com- mon salsify, at4 the chicory, atb the snow thistle and at 6 the dandeliou. e —— I do not li thee, Dr. Kell, The reason why,I cannot tell.” It has often been wondered ai, the bad odor this oft-quoted dootor was in, 'Twas probably because he, being one of the old-school doctors, made up pills as large as bullets, which nothing but an ostrich could bolt _without nausea. Hence the dislike. Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “‘Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” are sugar- coated and no larger than bird-shot, and are quick to do their work. 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